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#the Trojan war
meboii27 · 1 month
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achilles n his silly actions
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apollosgiftofprophecy · 9 months
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thelonelylemonsquare · 8 months
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Helen of Troy
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nobuuses · 2 years
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achilles: i can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore out of this one boys
achilles: so manslaughter it is
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lenaleviosa · 1 year
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Okey but imagine what it must have been like for everyone else outside of Achilles and Patroclus in the Trojan war
“Great! We’ve got Achilles here, we’re saved! But who’s that other guy?”
“Right, that’s Patroclus, Achilles’ emotional support human”
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“Help I’m dying! Achilles help me!”
“Hold on, that guy is standing too close to Patroclus”
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“Odysseus, Achilles is being unreasonable again.”
“You brought Achilles here??? What did I tell you? We reason with Patroclus and then Patroclus looks pretty and Achilles will listen”
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“Patroclus died!”
“Ahh, dam it, now we’re gonna loose the war”
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hard--headed--woman · 8 months
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came accross my book of The Iliad
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POV you’re a boy mom in 1180BC:
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What can I say I’m back on my bullshit
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floralcavern · 5 months
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One of my favorite kinda returning jokes in The Song of Achilles is how bad Achilles and Patroclus are at keeping their relationship secret. 
Odysseus says he’s heard that they always share beds together and Diomedes jokes that he didn’t even know Achilles was ‘into girls.’
Like.. did everyone in the army know, or was it just a select group of guys? Because I think it would be hilarious if only a handful of the guys realized they were dating while everyone else was just like “Man, Achilles and Patroclus do everything together. Like hold hands and share bedrolls and even share their clothes. And I once heard weird noises come from their tent. Weird. But since they took Briseis in, that must mean they’re into her.” Meanwhile Odysseus is doing everything in his power to repress his laughter. 
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windows-dial-up-sound · 2 months
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RIP Patroclus you would have loved Hozier songs
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sol-thorne · 1 year
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When the war becomes too tiring and the men become too weary, it is up to the kings to lighten up the mood. Thus stands Odysseus, once again recounting the story of his scar. Everyone knows it by heart, but still they listen. It will be a long day tomorrow.
I've been wanting to draw my designs for the Achaeans in one full illustration for some time now, finished this in like twelve hours with barely any breaks because I'M OBSESSED. I love these broken men.
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Closeups!!
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Hope y'all like them, because I'm still gonna draw them everywhere. x)
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flowersforfrancis · 11 months
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Various depictions of Achilles and Patroclus.
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meboii27 · 2 months
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“the devil (god)’s after both of us
lay my curses out to rest
make a mercy out of me”
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presentprompts · 4 months
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While on another quest for a college recommendation letter (something he really shouldn’t need by this point) Percy gets punted back to the past, right at the beginning of the Trojan war.
So imagine your a mid level commander praying for the loyalty of your men, who are getting pretty pissed just waiting around on a beach. When suddenly some guy appears in-front of you in a flash of light… Naturally you would assume he is a God, here to answer your prayer! He even gives you tips on how to insure your men stay loyal! Clearly this as of yet unknown God deserves your worship! But who is he?
Meanwhile Percy hasn’t even released he’s in the past yet, he just thinks this guy is some demigod leading his first quest! So obviously he gives him tips! Oh and he wants Percy’s name? Well it’s been a while since anybody didn’t recognise him on site, but he’s not gonna knock that!
So he introduces himself, completely unaware he’s just kicked off his own cult among the Greek soldiers. After all given their situation, a God of loyalty would be pretty popular! Poor Percy who’s mortality was already hanging by a thread, ascends from all the prayers.
After following his new friend back to his camp, Percy eventually realises where, and more importantly when, he is. Yet in typical Percy fashion, he doesn’t realise he’s now a God. Instead he wonders through the camp helping where he can, all while dodging the attention of the Kings who command this army, he doesn’t wanna mess with history to much you know!
And yet now Odysseus and the rest are all searching for this godling in their camp, each eager to claim his patronage for their own, who wouldn’t want the God of loyalty on their side? Unfortunately for them a certain sea God, who at this point still supports the Trojan’s, finally senses Percy’s presence and is quick to grab his new baby from the mortal camp.
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Juno/Hera @ the Trojans
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athamad · 1 year
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Haha angst go brrrr
Animation by @gigizetz (it's beautiful go watch it)
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mysweetsong · 1 month
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* when I click on a patrochilles fic because the tags are really good but then Patroclus is a uwu soft boy with blue eyes and no agency*
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Get out of my house, Madeline Miller
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