#the bj brothers

[neanmoins-que]

(still) human Aldrich by @/All_Lee24 on twi

#ds3 #dark souls3 #abyss watchers #gwyndolin #aldrich #the bj brothers

[revshanks]

If I had a nickel for everytime my favourite bands adopt My Chemical Romance as their "little brothers", I'd have two nickels

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

#my chemical romance #mcr #weezer #green day #gerard way #billie joe armstrong #rivers cuomo #bandom #my name is jonas #Rev's Rad Ramble #Rev Talks Weezy #I think it's cute y'all!! They really are their big brothers!! #Rivers is canonically Gerard's older brother write that down fic writers /j #Rivers and Billie Joe are siblings-in-law or something #This is how I found out Rivers is older than BJ. And he's the youngest Weezer

[emmawithtwoms]

Things me and my brother said that remind me of the Black Brothers, part 1

My brother (Sirius): how sick do you have to be to do a BJ in a public park?? That’s disgusting!

Me(Reg): So if Lupin offered you a BJ in a park you would decline?

Sirius: I mean if Remus offered me a BJ in a park I would never say no

Reg: I would do a BJ in a park

Sirius: Don’t say that!! That’s disgusting!!

Reg: You were literally talking about receiving one!!

Sirius: Yes, but that’s me, you’re my little bro, it’s different. I can talk about sex, you can’t, because that image is disgusting and disturbing.

Reg: I hate you.

#black brothers #regulus black #sirius black #the black brothers #marauders #ao3 #harry potter #Black Brothers dinamic #bjs in a park #remus lupin #marauders crack #black brothers crack

[niikosia]

♢ XIA'S PROFILE

00 | asian | she/her | cancer

about me: iʼm a geto suguru, kirishima ayato, suzuya juuzo, haitani ran, sanzu haruchiyo, kakucho, vinny hong, kim myung dae, koh daekwang and kageyama tobio enthusiast and also an nsfw writer.

likes: tokyo revengers, jujutsu kaisen, naruto, chainsaw man, slam dunk, haikyuu, tokyo ghoul.

request: open

other platforms: wattpad. ao3. @sweveniv

♢ ANIME SMUT SHOT MASTERLIST

tokyo revengers.

jujutsu kaisen.

haikyuu!!

naruto shippuden.

♢ MANHWA SMUT SHOT MASTERLIST.

windbreaker.

lookism.

bj alex.

pearl boy.

jinx.

ennead.

#tokyo revengers #jujutsu kaisen #haikyuu #windbreaker #bj alex #naruto #tokyo revengers smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #haikyuu smut #blue lock #blue lock smut #haitani brothers #smut #tr smut #pearl boy

[fenixseraph]

Realized from chatting with some other folks that some of the dialogue in Future Redeemed from these two is a bit, uh, choice.

#xenoblade #xenoblade 3 #xenoblade chronicles 3 #xenoblade chronicles 3 future redeemed #future redeemed #xbc3 #xb3 #shulk #shulk xenoblade #rex xenoblade #shulkrex #rexshulk #a xenoblade #bj brothers #memes #they were both bottoms #my art #my stuff #my shitpost #a finds it all hilarious #and matthew just doesn't get it at all #funny innuendos #fenixart

[tangentrina]

The Blowjob Brothers (AKA Liu Association) discuss their nickname's origins

#The BJ Brothers is an inside joke on pmtwt #that's what all the Liu IDs are called #limbus company #lcb #hong lu lcb #ishmael lcb #gregor lcb #meursault lcb #projmoon #fanart #comic

[madamevandeleur]

Andrew Minyard and Joseph Kavinsky both certainly Have an odd way of flirting with their man. The only difference is that Andrew was the only one who actually managed to get his bitch.

#kevin day #all for the game #the raven king #the raven boys #the foxhole court #the raven cycle #the kings men #aftg #ronan lynch #neil josten #andrew minyard #joseph kavinsky #the dream thieves #tdt #trk #trc #srry kavinsky man #maybe next time try offering lynch a bj and regularly refer to him as a pipedream instead of kidnapping his brother #trc x aftg crossover

[huaqinger]

please post tmasc swag ryoshu here too 🙏 its everything to me..

ofc 🫡 (i need her carnally)

#ryoshu lcb #my art #welcome to the bj brothers my beloved yaoigirlguy #hope the top scars are clear enough but theyre here to me (trust)

[mashbrainrot]

it is interesting to me that - if people give BJ a sister in their fics - they make him an older brother, because to me... that's a younger brother if ever I saw one.

#he is the first BOY but the youngest child. #ALSO something something charles being the older brother and bj being the younger brother... #feels good feels organic #bj hunnicutt #helen speaks #i wish i could just tag my shit without it turning up in general tags. sorry folks.

[mistocho]

pls listen to batman: the audio adventures!

it’s a 10 episode fiction podcast set in a gotham that’s a mix between the 60s series and 90s animated series. it’s really funny and charming, well written and with multiple major villains.

if you don’t have hbomax, you can find the full series on fmoviesto . cc ! i’d really recommend it :)

EDIT: IT’S ALL ON SPOTIFY NOW 🎉

#im in the uk brother i had to find it on some streaming site bc i cant even buy hbomax if i try 💀 #batman audio adventures #also it has MAD batjokes oh my god it includes one of my fave bj moments ever <3 #alsooo the villains r catwoman twoface riddler penguin joker :) #podcasts i will ALWAYS love you #batman the audio adventures #btaa #batjokes

[rescue-ram]

BJ and Hawkeye (MASH) x Guess God Thinks I'm Abel (Oasis)

#mash #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #ngl i'm a little biased because traphawk was a primordial and eternal otp #but the concept of bj and hawkeye as cain and abel... loving someone who will be the death of you... it compels me #also the fact liam wrote this song about his brother is one of the most insane things to me

[remyfire]

Me: I'm feeling normal again. I can change my header and avatar, even

SB: Have you thought about leobeej table dancing while drunk

Me: This is the only thing I will think about for the next 24 hours

#i am possessed i literally am just thinking about them being so so drunk and silly together at stanford #i almost identified you in this my leo comrade and then was like 'wait what if they don't want that' so forgive me #leo getting a concussion from their antics and beej petting him while leo rhapsodizes during his recovery with his head in bj's lap #literally the biggest possible disaster boyfriends i cannot stress enough how much they gave us with leo and bj potential frat brothers #my ramblings

[kharmii]

“I’m angry that people are kink shaming me,” says the kink shamer, proceeding to then kink shame.

Have whatever kinks you want, but I hope next time someone has a reason they don’t want you to steal - oh, sorry, ‘repost’ - their artwork (or a friend’s) and reaches out to you very kindly to ask you to take it down, you’re a decent human being and treat them with respect, instead of having a pity party tantrum about incest and sharing it publicly. Perhaps, in future, you should ask people if you’re able to share their work, since doing so would’ve undoubtedly avoided this entire embarrassing situation.

It’s the least you could do after using their art for your own clout. The bar is so low… and yet…

This whole line of trolling came up because I saw one of the most vile furry fetishists on the trainwreck tag tell someone they weren't a proshipper. Again, what percentage of gross ass shitting dick nipple monster fuckers has that mentality?

Anyway, I've been over this so many times it's like I'm talking in circles, so now I'm going to pitch my new fan fic idea based on this tweet where Emmet happens upon Volo wearing Ingo's jacket.

-So the premise is that it has been four long lonely years since Ingo disappeared without a trace. Emmet is walking down the street in Nimbassa City one day when he sees Ingo just ahead of him. Excited, he runs up and spins him around, only to find out he's an attractive blonde wearing Ingo's jacket.

Volo: I've finally found you! *flips hair* I promised your brother Ingo on his death bed that I'd find you and give you a rough blow job.............and also tell you the story about how I accidentally had him isekai'd 200 years into the past when I was working in collusion with the Dark Lord of Chaos Giratina.

Emmet: *zzzzziiiipppp.....* Fill me in on the rest later.

#send troll prompts #what brother? #trainwreckshipping #troll post #good ass idea #submas #subway bosses #emmet #volo #quality contributions #every time #ingo #professor laventon #ask me about my million stupid bj aus #big himbo energy #wholesome trainwreckshipping #fandumb fail

[fenixseraph]

The BJ Bros upgraded themselves to the Grapefruit Gang, the Gluck Gluck Boys, the Citrus Consoomers. The nutrition delivery mechanism is a bit unorthodox though.

Done for @desertpogona's first stream on his playthrough of Future Redeemed. Also for those who don't get the reference, watch these two videos for context (make sure you have headphones on as the first one is literally about how to give head).

#xenoblade #xenoblade chronicles 3 #future redeemed #xenoblade 3 future redeemed #xb3 #xbc3 #shulk #rex xenoblade #glimmer xenoblade #riku xenoblade #nikol xenoblade #a xenoblade #matthew xenoblade #matthew vandham #grapefruit yo mans #grapefruiting #bj brothers #shulkrex #rexshulk #lucky seven #jabroni mike #angel's bonus technique #despite implications i think they switch #my art #my comic #my shitpost #my stuff #fenixart

[ofyorkshire]

Thinking again about an AU where your muse meets BJ when he's 17, and Clare has just been murdered—maybe he's caught stealing for food from your muse, maybe he's been squatting somewhere near their house, maybe they find him passed out in the street, there's a lot of possibilities—but in any case he gets eventually adopted into your muse's family, because even if he tries not to act like one, he's still a kid, and he needs somebody.

Just reeeally soft thinking about BJ becoming someone's unofficially adopted kid or little brother. Could even make it earlier, Clare's death is just an easy starting point.

#it would break canon but idc. #i want to play with bj and different dynamics. #but mostly i am really really soft at the thought of a little brother au #out of fairy tales [ooc];

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

I'm ending all minkey talks on my blog. Be it about the ship/shippers. If you can't tell that my original post was written in an exaggerated manner in a way that makes sense for the way I usually joke here, then just leave it be. Seriously, move on. I ship for fun too and I shitpost about shippers I don't like. Please, these are not real problems. Get a grip.

#m thoughts #I'll have to cleanse the pallette with an ask about bj brothers #restore the peace after this storm in a teacup