If you want to enjoy the rewards of being loved (having your boss stop asking why you follow the Packers), you also have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known (explaining that your favorite character from the 2004 hit cartoon Danny Phantom is obsessed with them).
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Cishet men are never allowed to make fun of astrology ever again.
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Yknow the live version of red signal where jonnys cock shines with the brightness of a thousand suns while he screams out eldrich chants? Yeag.
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Have you drawn rollo? And if not I would love to see your take on the silly man especially with his new card out
the problem is the hat. THE HAT. I confess that I have been avoiding drawing him in any detail because of that stupid hat. so have some hatless Rolls:
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save a horse ride a cowboy or something
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things to say after your packer falls from your pants
my eyes are up here
is that your phone on the floor or were you just excited to see me
five second rule!
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pro tip for anyone who packs:
Use a banana as a packer and at any moment during the day pull it out of your pants and casually start eating it.
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