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[corvidcall]

sometimes you see a bad tweet and it makes you upset all day but you cant interact with it in any way because then twitter will just be encouraged to show you more bad tweets. but it did ruin my whole fucking day

#anime life #the tweet was something like #'MAYBE when trans women talk about how bad testosterone is its because of their own trauma #and its not about trans men because literally nobody was talking about you guys oh my god' #like... ok...? #but trans men can still HEAR you tho.... #i don't think its fair to act like trans men are self obsessed professional victims or whatever just because you said something shitty #like yes it's from your trauma and not about trans men but. yknow. #if i post about how ugly my fat body is #just because its coming from a place of trauma and societal abuse doesnt mean my comments don't hurt the other fat people who hear it #anyway i think part of why it's stuck with me all day is because it made me feel so sad #sometimes it feels like no one cares about me but me yknow? #like no one cares about trans mascs but other trans mascs #and no one cares about fat people but other fat people #and no one cares about disabled people but other disabled people #i KNOW that isn't true!!! #factually that is false #but sometimes it really feels like people only care about me in as much as they care about telling me i better not start thinking i matter #as much as they do (people whose lives and problems and societal marginalizations ACTUALLY matter) #and then if you try to talk about your problems to explain how theyre real you just get made fun of #oh well. time to get under my weighted blanket and get real small #and try not to get entirely black pilled by the world lol

[astorianyxkings]

There's always people theorizing how the Batfamily hides Jason disappearance and reappearance, but I literally haven't seen anyone use the best explanation: Witness Protection.

Like this literally answers every question. The Death Certificate? They had to fake his death. The empty grave? Obviously it had to be believable. The time when Wayne Heir "Richie Wayne" refused to step foot in Gotham and talk to his father? He was pissed about Jason's (non) death. Brucie Wayne's very real depression after his death? Well he lost contact with his son and he was under immense stress from the government.

Like this literally answers every question I can come up with. Why has no one said he was in witness protection? And if people have done it, send me fics and prompts because I'm obsessed.

And the best part is, the Waynes are so stupidly rich that they could pull it off. Lex Luther could try and conduct his own investigation but somehow he can never find anything concrete. And if he gets too close either Babs hacks them or Tim just calls up Conner for a distraction.

One time Jason gets cornered and asked how he felt about returning to his life after being in Witness Protection. Unfortunately, him and Bruce weren't on the best terms to explain the whole story but he comes in clutch. He spins the tale about how heartbroken he was to see his brother, father and grandfather grieving and how honored he was when he learnt his new little brother idolized him. Tim got ahold of a copy of the interview and will never let Jason live it down.

The media doesn't ask Bruce questions about Jason's death because last time they did he broke down and a suddenly furious reporter chastised them and reminded them that while Jason may be alive Bruce still mourned his death. The picture of Bruce in tears at the interview is currently one of Jason's favourite lockscreens.

Same goes for Dick. Any questions of his brother's death results in (1) Richie Wayne ready to throw hands at any and everybody, (2) his wife (well one of them) Barbara Gordon threatening the reporters or (3) That same Metropolis reporter chastising the whole community again.

#dc comics #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #yes the reporter is clark #hes ready to fight for b and dick #vicky vale wonders if jason todd wayne was in witness protection due to something involving the red hood #jason goes on twitter and bashes the red hood's whole persona #dick grayson retweets that red hood is trying and is just a little lost #the official batman twitter likes that tweet #it causes a huge mess for both barbara and jim gordon to clean up #they knew they shouldn't have gotten involved with gothams pet billionaire and his weird kids

[ashipwreckcoast]

#twitter #gender #this tweet makes me laugh every time i see it #because like two months before top surgery i bought a crop top at target #and i just couldn’t bring myself to wear it before top surgery #but AFTER??? #every fucking day #as if it was the only shirt i had #after i was allowed to wear something besides the button ups obvs

[financeprincess]

don't let your priorities get out of whack. don't go out and buy luxury items or a fancy new car if you have other things to do like make sure your health is right (regular checkups, full panel bloodwork, the dentist, etc.), getting your dream body, paying off high interest debt, working on your career and education, and investing aggressively (especially if you're in your 20s, this is the best decade for compound growth). it's very tempting to buy things for instant gratification (speaking from personal experience!) but the joy you feel doesn't last long. If I could do it again, I would use big ticket items like bags, nice clothes, silk scarves, huge extravagant trips, cars, jewelry, etc. as a reward for when I hit other milestones, such as graduating college, getting a job that skyrockets your income, hitting a certain number in investment accounts or business profits, hitting your goal weight, etc. and trust me, you will value it a lot more when you have put in the work to set yourself up for success.

#saw a tweet once that said something like “why do you have a louis bag if you have cavities” #kind of harsh but really stuck with me #if I have $2k to spend on a Louis Pochette I'm just gonna put it in my IRA honestly... #and see if I can find a way to get someone else to buy it for me lol

[jvlianbashir]

"the creator said in a reddit thread -" "the official twitter account posted that -" "the actors confirmed in a livestream that -"

i don't care and that's not real to me. put it in the text.

#for fun stuff like 'this character's favorite food is meatballs' im like cool but for worldbuilding and stuff? nah #i do understand some nuance with writers or w/e who were held back by corporate teams on confirming a character is gay or something #and wanting to talk about their hopes and intentions #but this is rly about the opposite with creative teams wanting the points for diversity or plot choices #or world building without putting it in the actual story #esp if its bc they just didn't want to piss off bigots or can't write well #sw giving backstory on the sith fleet situation in a TWEET will always be infamous to me #not st #doctor's log

[bixels]

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

#saw people posting my designs to put down other artists' designs saying that i'm the “correct way” of doing things #don't do that #i don't give a SHIT if people are redesigning these HORSES to be fat or “”“ugly”“” people they're all valid #this whole thing is so dumb just say “i don't like the art style” and move on #“hey op i spent 4 hours of time and effort to redraw your shitty redesign and show you how it's really done” you're fucking weird #you know that right? dedicating that much time to cash in on a hate trend when you could be creating something unique and original with lov #your insistence that human redesigns need to be attractive and symmetrical and anything deviating that is woke psy-op brainwashing #is fucking weird. saw an entire tweet reposting my designs listing off how i “got it right.” bullet point: “looks like real people” #the black fat pinkie design with braces that went viral looks more like a real person than any of my designs you asshole #or maybe you spent too much time in high school bullying people who look like that to notice #personal #delete later #do not use my art to belittle artists who've done nothing wrong this legit made me really angry today

[hayaku14]

this is so fucking on brand LMAO (x)

#kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #detective conan #dcmk #magic kaito #the spirit of kautou kid lives on irl LOL #dc prattles #hc that after kid steals pandora and destroys both it and the organization #hes gonna go steal a bunch of other crazy shit and reveal shit like this #Japan's very own whistleblower lol #like he'd steal the prime minister's toupee or something #kid would just post it using different twitter accounts but would use one hashtag according to his riddle LOL #now ofc people would use the ht so it's up to them to scour through tweets to find kid's tweet #and then boom a picture of the prime minister's toupee LOL #kid has like super dedicated stans who scans through the ht THOROUGHLY

[v-iv-rusty]

I think about the ds3 wolf knight armor description every day

#scribblings.mdp #dark souls #ik the item description is supposed to be like. sad or something idk but all I could ever think abt was this stupid fucking tweet

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

elaine is a good person

#i want to do this with that tweet that's like 'a woman: does something evil. her gays: work honestly' #seinfeld #🧃

[daily-utsu-p]

Utsu-P has changed his Twitter username from asshole_wii to utsupii. His Instagram is now utsupiii.

#utsu p #utsu-p #utsup #Twitter #A while ago he tweeted something like 'I think I'm missing out on job opportunities because of my vulgar username' #Around when the PokeMiku collab started

[azuremist]

“Deep Cuts: Society and Queer Horror” (the Somerton video that Hbomberguy showed a literal color-coded graph on the plagiarism therein) suddenly and inexplicably being absent is a beating heart under the floorboards.

#in the spirit of hating plagiarists: this is more or less a copy of the tweet by @foldablehuman #but i consider stealing tweets and reposting them to tumblr like releasing a captured animal back into the wild. #(plus tweets aren’t art unless they’re poetry or something similar) #hbomberguy #james somerton #azure does a thing

[patronsaintofgirls]

i brought you my bullets, you brought me your love (2002)

#me :) #i never use her full name… it’s like they’re in trouble or something #but anyways i remembered this tweet and then saw that post with the nonbinary flag and was struck with inspiration #mcr #(if someone’s made this joke before hmu and i’ll delete)

[witchfable]

Caleb: One day, I will be an old man, and you will still be you. Essek: Caleb, I come from a place where people are reincarnated regularly, and a world where elf and human marriages are common. What makes you think there will ever come a day when I'm not in love with you?

#Matt liked a tweet saying something similar. #critical role #shadowgast #caleb widogast #essek thelyss #essek #mighty nein

[headcanonthings]

#try number two at this style #please be honest and let me know if this is something you'd like to see more of #or maybe I should make a poll to ask that question? #yeah i'll probably do that later after this one posts #incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #mcu #marvel #avengers #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #clint barton #hawkeye #winterhawk #incorrect tweets

[alienssstufff]

Your gegg is soooo cuteee 💘💘 I don't know how you do it but you draw this specimen perfectly

ty! the secret is egg :]

#ask stufff #stufffsart #slimecicle #gegg #qsmp #qsmp spoilers #so like this tweet (NOT fucking calling them xeets) has been haunting me for days its crazy #its crazy! like its funny yet horrendously true - the idea of gegg (q!Slime) constantly going through cycles of himself essentially dying #and being reborn again all over as something else #watch him grow and become the thing people want him to be only to exhaust himself at the end of the day helpless #gegg shrivels up and is helpless and needs others to help him rest and get back up again as much as Slime tries to do these things by himse #f CAN U HEAR ME OUT THEREEEE #stufff rambles

[theboxfort]

Hfjone if hes an Crocodiles

#hfjone #airy hfjone #hfjone airy #pink draws #based on a tweet that was like #dumb bitch: something something mold hfjone if hes an Crocodiles