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Jason: Do any of you guys know someone named Norm? I wanna know a norm.
Damian: No.
Tim: Nah.
Jason: I wanna meet a norm.
Tim: Wait - did you say Jamal?
Jason: WHAT?
Damian: How did you hear Jamal from Norm?
Tim: I don’t know!
Dick: When I was a kid my aunt dated a guy named Norm for awhile. I remember distinctly because I got in trouble from my mom because I said that he looked like the ring leader of a carnival.
Jason:
Dick: She said I can’t tell anyone, but that it was very funny.
Jason:
Tim:
Damian:
Dick: Huh. I didn’t realize I had repressed that memory.
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shellmacron · 3 years
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kirishima-rockboi · 4 years
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Babs to Stephanie after a rough™️ time.
Steph: I’m just sorry you all had to deal with that.
Babs: (Hand on shoulder, all compassion and seriousness) I would walk backwards into hell and fight the devil if you ask.
Jason to his Mcdonalds.
Jason: Aww yeah they gave me a large!
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Tim: Truth or dare?
Dick: Truth.
Tim: Okay. How many teeth do you have?
Dick: A lot.
Tim: [cracks up]
Dick: What?! Do you know how many teeth you have?!
Tim: [laughing still] Yeah, 32!
Dick:
Dick: Nah, that seems low.
Tim: [cracks up again]
Dick: Gotta be at least 33.
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[Opening up a stuffed pita]
Tim: Oh my goodness it’s like a giant uncrustable
Stephanie: Yeah that’s a pita, buddy!
Damian: What white people pita have you been eating?
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Jason: (Drunk) Do you wanna watch the Book Thief?
Dick: (Also drunk) I wanna watch icarly
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Jason: *leaves, already drunk, to buy more alcohol*
Jason: *returns from buying more alcohol* I HAVE NEWS. They were doing a wine tasting at the store… so I’ve had much. They kept giving me wine, and I kept taking it, and it was so good, so *looks at Dick* DO YOU WANT TO TRY THE WINE?
Dick: *also drunk* YES, I’LL TRY SOME RIGHT NOW
Damian: *Watching in horror…*
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Dick: Y'know, I wish we could just Hannah Montana transition out of the Coronavirus.
Jason: Honestly?
Jason: I've never related to anything more in my life.
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Dick: I'm glad you guys like playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Dick: Because it's literally just me tricking you guys into practicing team work and friendship.
Jason:
Jason: Maybe so.
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Damian: Todd, what are you doing?
Jason: Creating an essence project.
Damian:... what?
Jason: Do you want to come stick your hand in?
Damian: No.
Dick: *from the other room* I’LL STICK MY HAND IN!
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[Clip of Trump talking on SNL]
Jason: Oh, my God, his voice is getting worse.
Jason: [smiling] Please die.
Dick: No. I want him to live and permanently lose his voice.
Dick: Because we all know that's what he loves most in the world. Listening to himself speak.
Dick: And then, once he loses what he loves most... then he can die.
Jason:
Jason: Y'know, sometimes, I'm like... 'hey, this person should die'. And then you go... 'no, this person should live, and suffer'.
Dick: [laughing]
Jason: Like we all think my mind's dark. But your mind truly terrifies me.
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Stephanie: I’ll say it. I’m gonna say it.
Barbara: What?
Stephanie: If Dick was a Jane Austen character he would be Frank Churchill.
Barbara: You know what...
Barbara: Yeah.
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Dick: Make an intelligence check for me.
[Jason frantically grabs his character sheet.]
Jason: Where is---I don't---
Jason: Why is there no intelligence here!
[Damian looks immediately to Dick.]
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Dick: I always keep that motherfucking thang on me.
Dick: And that motherfucking thang is a positive attitude and a smile.
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Stephanie: Oh, my God, he's legally dead, you can't say that.
Dick: What?
Stephanie: Oh, sorry. I was reading something about Jason.
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