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#these are hilarious lmaoooo
willowser · 22 days
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bakugou doing his late-night grocery shopping, when the store is a little more empty, and—your relationship is so new and exciting, and you haven't gone all the way yet, though it's getting close. he happens to walk by the pharmacy aisle and stares for a loooong time at condoms out of the corner of his eye, wondering if it's too early to buy some, or if he even needs them at all, before getting so hot in the face and just leaving LOL
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chaosandwolves · 2 months
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Tell me, Edmundo, why don't you know women, huh?
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theoverboardgaygirl · 2 months
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me me me
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locallygrowndaikon · 16 days
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I was on sky in wasteland with my alt acc (with one wl) and a crab hit me, sending my singular wl flying, so then a moth came to me and lit me up (didnt collect my wl) so i lit them up, bowed, and then just. Died. In front of them. Immediately right after. 💀.
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leafsfromthevine · 2 months
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sokka and zuko laying on top of each other i mean what omg who said that
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dawnbreakersgaze · 18 days
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I just had my husband watch Ebb and Flow, these are his notes-
"So he's grump because he's sick?"
"Is he always that whiny"?
"Yes, but this is Advanced Whiny because he's sick."
"Oh. Got it."
"You like him because he's a bottom don't you?"
"If he's so weak how is he just grabbing her like that hMmmm? She's into it?"
"Oh she's DEFINITELY into it."
"OHHH she's a Domme. This makes so much more sense now. Oh shit he called her master. No wonder you like this." *looks at me with extreme side eye*
"Wait so she's not into it? This girl is sending mixed signals. He's obviously DTF."
"The fandom interpretation is that he's 'in heat' here."
"I mean... *obviously flustered* yeah. Yeah."
"Okay but wait she's just feeling him up again? And he's just what, rubbing himself all over her? This is the horniest man."
"I know that look. I've been that look. She can't think he's just sick. He just invited her to a few rounds of free use come on."
"This is painful why are you enjoying this. This man is suffering from dick atrophy he's clearly crying for help."
"Oh his voice changed? He doesn't sound sick anymore? So it was an act? He was playin? He was down so bad he was willing to go the pathetic man route? Oof."
*giggling watching him go through the confusion here*
"After all that all he did was nap?? He was so hard for her and all he did was nap?! I guess he really was sick. Damn."
Lmao the insight 🤣
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shadebloopnik · 4 months
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"All my Talent"
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"It doesn't grow on trees."
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hood-ex · 1 month
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I misread your post about looking at mobster Dick fics as Lobster Dick fics and had QUESTIONS🤦
Bruce goes to a fish market for a lobster to eat, accidentally bonds with it in the car, names it Dick because it tries to pinch him when he removes the rubber bands from the claws, and then he insists on getting the best tank for Dick despite Alfred's confused protests.
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cookie-nom-nom · 11 months
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All I could think abt when I met yona
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yeowangies · 3 months
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this entire situation is so funny not only because vegeta is being his usual arrogant self with a high dose of self confidence for besting goku once, but goku looks so funny, almost petty that he lost because vegeta is gonna shove it in his face for the rest of their lives lmaoooooo
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twistedappletree · 9 months
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I love the (few, but existing) headcanons surrounding Lan Jingyi’s ‘parents’ or who in the MDZS universe could potentially be his parents because they’re so different from my unhinged brain, like I always just assumed he spawned somewhere deep in Gusu’s forests as a mysterious Fae egg and was brought back to the cloud recesses to incubate and hatch as the new chaos gremlin of the Lan clan
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greghatecrimes · 9 months
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So the song being looped on the jukebox that sent Wilson over the edge just before he met House was “Leave A Tender Moment Alone”, but join me for a moment in imagining that it was, instead, a certain Tom Jones song that John Mulaney did an entire bit on.
Imagine you’re Wilson at that conference. You’ve spent all weekend trying to ignore the fact that you just got served a big fat packet of divorce papers by your (soon to be ex) wife and you just want to sit at the bar and have a nice drink and stew in your misery alone. Except some absolute asshole keeps looping the same song, over and over, on the jukebox. It’s starting to drive you insane. Finally, after the tenth or eleventh repeat, the song changes to “It’s Not Unusual”. Okay, not your favorite, but weirdly semi fitting for the mood, and at least it’s different. You could cry in relief. You let your guard down and start moping and order another drink.
Until.
The song ends, and catapults straight back into “WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT, WOOOOAH WOOOOOAAAAHHH-“
And you are filled with rage so blind and all consuming that you throw yourself at the perpetrator in a rabid haze before you realize what’s happening, shattering a mirror and landing yourself in jail. Only to be bailed out by a man who’s been watching you all weekend and found the entire thing equal parts fascinating and hilarious.
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bookofbonbon · 4 months
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chances of you writing a x reader who hasn’t at some point tried to kill coryo? 😅
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astromechs · 1 month
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meanwhile, jyn while sick:
I’ll kill him, Jyn thinks. It’s not a thought that has much in the way of teeth, considering that it’s been at least three hours since she’s been able to lift her head from the pillow, but she holds onto it with all the strength she has as she watches Cassian settle into a chair on the opposite side of the room. Cassian, who can actually do things like walk around and sit down in a chair without losing his balance or collapsing, like she already has twice today. The nerve of him. How is it that they can have been on the same assignment, and therefore have exposure to all the same things, yet she’s bedbound and he doesn’t appear as though anything has happened at all? This isn’t fair. This is the biggest pile of bantha shit she’s ever seen in her life.
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zhongrin · 6 months
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me, posting oc content for a day and watching the followers numbers go shwoop 📉 like ebg period: 👁️
me, planning my 8k milestone event: .... man, yall are gonna hate this lol
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shadebloopnik · 3 months
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VIVZIEPOP CONFIRMED THEY'RE NOT POLY
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Valentino and Vox are sorta chaotic fuck buddies who do whatever and Velvette's the queer bestie. Sad they're not poly, but they're poly in my head, and thats enough for me✨
Also I think its a hundred times more hilarious that they emit huge polycule vibes from their sheer chaos and thats just beautiful to me.
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