#these two rock

[nat-ter]

lois lane thinks bruce wayne doesn't deserve clark kent whose smallville heart is too pure for a tainted gothamite like wayne. not to mention clark is a literal superhero and the only good thing bruce wayne ever did is keeping the gotham's newspapers alive by being a right asshole of a billionaire. and a playboy. and an airhead who's also a playboy and who's also a drunkard who doesn't understand the meaning of public decency.

lois just manages to talk clark out of his ridiculous crush on wayne when clark kent, literal ball of sunshine, immediately decides to go and fall for tall, dark and broody, the gotham's so called dark knight himself. which isn't really a step up from bruce wayne. but at least batman's a hero. or a vigilante. depends on one's perception. all in all, lois is not amused.

she doesn't like bruce wayne because he's too showy and fake and she knows he's hiding something under that billion dollar smile and glittering bodyfit suit. and she doesn't trust batman because he's too secretive and cold and dangerous and she knows he must have already planned hundred ways to kill superman. see, she knows a little something about batman and it's that he has trust issues bigger than bruce wayne's ego.

but if she were to choose between batman and bruce wayne— better that clark pines after someone who probably will crush his heart right away with a few carefully worded sentence meant to strike right at the heart instead of bruce wayne who undoubtedly will use clark for one crazy night of fun and then leave him heartbroken with empty hope that will lead to nothing. because it's better to be let down from the start than being led on. because clark doesn't deserve to be a mere notch on bruce wayne's very wide, very much public bedpost.

that's why— after a weekend of clark eating a tube of ice cream on lois' couch while lois tells him all the cons of crushing on bruce wayne— when clark excitedly tells her that he's ready to get back on dating while he dopily stares at a grainy picture of batman on his computer screen, lois doesn't immediately go on a rant about how much of a stupid idea it is to try and court batman of all people. yes court because clark is old fashioned like that.

she has already crushed clark's spirit once, she leaves the honour to batman now. at least batman won't lead clark on and will be straightforward with his rejection. or superman. whichever identity clark chooses to see batman as.

oh boy is she wrong.

#superbat #ive been going on and on about batkids' opinions on superbat #i just want to include lois #superbat fic idea #is it too obvious that i like identity porn? #i hope it's not #*looks sideways* #lois lane #get ready for the classic: #lois and clark dated but they broke up but they still stayed best friends #bcus they are great as a couple and they are even better as best friends #also couples can totally be best friends too #im sorry im ranting #all im saying is i like clois just fine #as far as canon relationship goes #these two rock

[rudjedet]

#*finds hornets nest* #*throws large rock at it* #no need to scroll the blog for recent drama #this just crops up every two months or so so i thought i'd beat it to the punch this time

[kithj]

good games i've played on itchio lately:

please tell me you love me - chat with your guild members for the last time before the game's servers are shut down

GIRLKILLER (covet) - there is a girl who looks like you, and today you're going to kill her

cover me in leaves - stuck in your small hometown, you get your first tattoo. and then a few more, and more, and more

don't rock the boat - play through the different perspectives of a women's crew team as they are stalked by something in the water

GUTLESS - you are the captain of a deep sea vessel. your mission doesn't go well

so, about last night... - you wake up sick and weirdly hungry after hooking up with someone at a party. you spend the next night trying to find her.

close the window, my love - short bitsy poem about closing the window. sound on! this creator has a lot of short bitsy works i recommend.

there is a beautiful star - just a short, cute side scroller. lots of short, lighthearted games from them, definitely recommend for a mood booster.

#these are all p short except for so about last night gutless and rock the boat #still not super long tho #these are all on my itch page too but whatever lmfao #also cringe i feel so awkward writing descriptions but i dont really have a lot to say personally #except. Good Game 👍 #also sorry recommending gutless a second time sue me #i think girlkiller is my favorite atm... i like the ambiguity in that one and two different endings #games

[vintage-tigre]

#snoopy #dj #ones and twos #music #vinyl #aesthetic #vintage #style #old school cool #rock out

[devilbunzz]

official art draw overs for fun

#mlp #my little pony #dream au #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #applejack #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #rarity #art #my art #devilbunzz art #theres a lot i messed up on with the second two and im really upset about it but these WERE just for fun so whateverrrrr *kicks a rock

[hellsitegenetics]

could u find the genome of two trucks by lemon demon

String identified:

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Closest match: Alviniconcha strummeri genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: Deep sea snail

#tumblr genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #two trucks #lemon demon #neil cicierega #Alviniconcha strummeri #deep sea snail #sea snails #ocean #molluscs #this particular snail is named after a punk rock musician #long post

[jabesa0]

🖤🖤🖤🖤

#obey me #mammon obey me #obey me shall we date #obm #obey me mammon #mammon #obey me fanart #obm mammon #my prince oh how I love him #someone on twt said mammon would rock this dress #and I got mentioned by a person or two and so I decided to draw him in it!!! #I’ll always serve mammonnation I do my country proud

[radiantrice7]

the favs

#chaipunk #atsv #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #part one of two lol #i’ll do one with pav in punk rock clothes laterrr #this was an excuse to draw hobie in a sari imma be honest LMFAOOO #goldenpunk

[ask-idwmegop]

Who’s messier/forgets where they put things more?

He has one special part of the house he keeps very clean in an almost… archival fashion.

I told him I had to cut him off because of length and that doesn’t seem to have bothered him. He was just glad he could show humans some of his minerals.

- Megatron

#transformers #megatron #optimus prime #megop #megaop #maccadam #anonymous #asks #((Megatron has a very messy desktop because he does 39243842 things at once that's just who he is)) #((Op has found two hobbies now: rocks and cakes)

[kittykatthetacodemon]

I too want to be so gay and in love that my relationship is part of an “institutional problem” and the actual Metatron, Voice of God, has to come down from heaven on high to stealth break us up because the miracles we do together are too strong. Power couple

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #in the last hour since finishing the show I have swung so wildly from despair to rock hard and very amused optimism #these two are canonically the most intelligent and competent idiots to have ever failed to achieve literally anything #and everything always ends up alright for them in the end #so. everything is gonna be fine. and I’m going to watch and eat popcorn and point and laugh at heaven and hell #for thinking they can outwit these nitwits

[bocchidaily]

might I ask for Bocchi with a trans flag for Trans Day of Visibility next week?

Day 91: I wanted to do something more ambitious but I accidentally fell asleep for like 2/3 of the day

#bocchi the rock! #daily bocchi #bocchi the rock #hitori gotoh #tdov 2024 #trans day of visibility #I like to think kikuri is taking the photo #I was going to draw her there too but the aforementioned sleeping through two-thirds of the day happened

[torsamors]

Patrick and Pete throughout the years

"I remember looking at Pete and Patrick and telling Pete, “You're the luckiest guy in the world because you found this guy." Patrick laughed. Then I turned to Patrick and said the same thing to him. They fit together so perfectly. Pete listens to electronic music and pop. He DJs. Patrick likes old soul and classic R&B. The fact that Patrick found this guy with this vision; Pete had everything for the band laid out in his mind. And the fact that Pete found a guy who can sing like that and take his lyrics and work with them - which is an art unto itself. It's really the combination of those two that really creates the sound and the songs. They're just really lucky they found each other."

- Bob McLynn

#listen to american rock band fall out boy. but watch out! WATCH OUT! #fall out boy #pete wentz #patrick stump #fob #parallels #** #<- this is what happens when i put my elephant memory abt this band and these two specifically to good use. #really truly. it makes me insane their birthday moons form a full moon even…. #also if anyone wants the sources to these interviews/quotes/q&as lemme know i have *most* of them somewhere so

[addhellandcurse]

OH BUGGER

#good omens #can the universe kiss him on the top of the head for me on at least someone should #just drove anyway <33 #ik it's season two eve happy season two eve to everybody who reads this!! #i need to HOLD ON TO A PLOTLINE TO KEEP MY THOUGHTS OFF OF IT FOR NEXT FEW HOURS this is so exciting ahsjjajjxj #rocking back and forward making sounds

[akanemnon]

This is your brain on too much stress.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#deltarune #deltarune art #utdr #deltarune au #twin runes #twin runes au #kris dreemurr #frisk #chara #spamton #what a horrible night to be cursed by two human children #kris can't take a break #no more corn before bedtime #at least spamton is rocking that dress #Kris was very close to wearing a dress too fyi

[steddieas-shegoes]

Starving artist Steve Harrington just trying to pick up any job that’ll pay the bills so he can keep making art picking up a bartending gig at some album release event in LA because it pays a flat $500 for 4 hours of his time plus tips

The album ends up being a much-anticipated follow up to an extremely successful debut album for Corroded Coffin, a metal band that somehow made a huge dent across multiple genres with their Spotify Lounge cover session

The lead guitarist and singer, Eddie Munson, is known for being a charmer, but Steve doesn’t fall for it and that just makes Eddie work harder to impress him

Cut to Steve leaving well after the party wraps up, nearly $1000 richer (thank you drunk rich people who forgot they’d already tipped him $20) and running right into Eddie smoking behind the venue

He’s not supposed to smoke, messes with his voice, so he offers Steve his last cigarette and asks him how the night went. Steve’s honest and says he got enough money to pay off his rent for the month and have some leftover for groceries so he’s pretty happy

Eddie asks if bartending is what he always does and Steve unloads on him about his art, how he always knew it would lead to living thin, but that he didn’t mind if it meant he still got to create things that let people see the world differently

Eddie won’t admit it for at least four more months, but he fell in love with Steve that night, listening to the way he described his process and watching as his eyes lit up as he told him about a new thing he wanted to try with oils and clay pinch pots as soon as he had the money for studio time and materials

Eddie won’t admit it for another six months, but he “forgot” the nearly $5000 in cash in the jacket he let Steve borrow in hopes that his bills would be taken care of long enough for him to get whatever studio time he wanted

And Steve wouldn’t admit it for almost a year, but he knew all along that Eddie’s charm worked on him from the first time he ordered a fruity drink at the bar and called him Stevie

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #headcanon #idk I’m just trying to keep the horrors at bay right now #having silly little thoughts about my two favorite silly guys is the best thing to do #starving artist Steve #rock star Eddie #they fall in love in every universe I don’t make the rules

[nelkcats]

Refuge

Danny was not retired, technically he came when people needed him, he helped or protected them as the case may be. It just turned out that over the years they stopped needing him.

And that was fine, it meant humanity could take care of itself, it meant they were safe. That was what had to matter, no matter that deep down, the halfa was hurt by the information.

It was harder to accept change when you weren't part of it. Danny was immortal, eternal, and powerful, things that no longer fit the world. Not with all the heroes and wizards running around, not with Amity Park fading away, becoming nothing more than a part of his memories.

He fit in perfectly in the Realms, sure, but he knew that if he stayed there too long he'd stop feeling human, and that was dangerous.

So, no, Danny wasn't retired. But he lived in a simple house in Metropolis, though sometimes he got tired of Superman being able to hear literally everything and moved to his house in Fawcett. He used to switch between the two houses frequently, not that it was difficult since he had figured out how to make portals.

He had a few friends, like the orphan boy who lived at the train station and Conner, a teenager who sometimes just needed a house to stay in when he couldn't stand his father.

Neither Conner nor Billy minded his age, which was comforting, although they both got curious when he visited the other house. Danny didn't know how to explain that Eternity Rock and Superman made him nervous if he stayed too long (he didn't like feeling watched), so he just shrugged and told them he had two houses.

Neither of the kids understood but they accepted it. They both had a habit of calling him "Uncle", Danny thought it was odd, given that his appearance wasn't exactly...adult, but it seemed they were comfortable with that, and he left them alone.

Apparently his house (occupied or not) had become a haven for them. Danny always greeted them with a sandwich, or cookies, even though he felt like a grandmother doing so. He smiled for the first time in years, feeling happy to fit into someone's life.

That's why it was quite disconcerting to find the Justice League outside his door asking him to join them. Danny chuckled internally, because the current heroes actually believed they could force him into something, but he accompanied them anyway.

Superboy and Captain Marvel scowled at the League as soon as they entered the Watchtower, when they were told they were bringing in a "dangerous individual" they didn't expect to see their unofficial uncle.

#dpxdc #immortal danny #he took care of Billy and Conner #Conner found his home after a fight with Clark #He thought it was weird when Danny just invited him in and taught him breathing exercises to calm down #Danny knows what it's like to deal with angsty teens because he's one forever #Well for that and for Jazz #Billy found Danny's house after he offered him food #Danny managed to cheat the system and buy two houses while they were not paying attention to him #Halfa powers and Vlad's fortune came in handy for something #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny would change houses whenever he felt Superman or the Rock were paying too much attention to him #he hates being noticed when there is no reason #Billy and Conner know about each other even though Danny doesn't know that they know #They think it's fun to keep the secret #The conversation came up on a mission #The League sensed a large source of magical power and decided to interrogate it #Danny thinks it's cute that they think they can question him #He is the great source of power obviously #Uncle Danny