#they have a chokehold on me

[petitescargot]

Antoine and Maxime, your honor

#they have a chokehold on me #robespierre #saint just #frev #french revolution

[bee-lzebub19]

I have an obsession with byler Spiderman au's

Close ups

#byler #byler brainrot #byler fanart #will byers #finn wolfhard #spiderman #spiderman au #they have a chokehold on me

[lovable-bastard]

Just like the gay, weird teens before me, I am too obsessed with Dan and Phil

Just some fan art I drew on my phone with my finger (｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡)

#they have a chokehold on me #two middle aged gay men is what my anxiety ridden brain needs #dan and phil games #dan howell #phil lester #dan is not on fire #amazingphil #glad to be here #I found them in 2019 #left like a few months later #and now im back #but this time gay and mentally ill

[math-is-math]

Mmmm some good aleheather for the soul 🤌

Nah cuz they’re the only valid enemies to lovers in my book I love them sm <33

#art #total drama #total drama fanart #total drama heather #total drama heather fanart #alejandro burromuerto #total drama alejandro #total drama alejandro fanart #aleheather #aleheather fanart #my loves <3 #y’all I hate the enemies to lovers trope #but them???? #they have a CHOKEHOLD on me #anyway I feel like heather has a fear of intimacy lmao #i have a whole list of headcanons akdnfnsn I’ll share in a better post

[pinkomcranger]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Alan Wake (Video Games), Alan Wake 2 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Saga Anderson/Alex Casey, Saga Anderson & Alex Casey Characters: Saga Anderson, Alex Casey (Alan Wake) Additional Tags: New Years, New Year's Kiss, New Year's Fluff, Established Relationship, Making Out, So much kissing, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fireworks, Jokes, no beta we die like Taken, These Two Deserve the World, so I gave them a happy new year, Saga literally thinks about Casey every minute, I don't blame her Summary:

His words made her feel dizzy and bubbly at the same time. That she gave him so much in such a short amount of time made her feel powerful in a way nothing else had. She turned in his hold and pressed her smile into his mouth. He was quick to return it, soft and just as happy.

#alan wake 2 #saga anderson #alex casey #my writing #fanfic #saga anderson x alex casey #happy new year #so much fluff #i wanted to write angst #wanted to write smut #but i was nice #new year kissing #i'm unwell #they have a chokehold on me #i need more of them

[ncityavenue]

Would I chill with them in highschool? (127 edition)

This is something that has run through my mind alot of times and also THIS ENTIRE THING IS NOT SERIOUS 100%

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𝘛𝘈𝘌𝘐𝘓

Respectfully, I would forget he's in my class every now and then just because I feel like I wouldn't talk to him a whole bunch. He's someone I would stare at alot bc he's hot, and everytime I think we would interact it'll be like a group project or sum? But idk if he'd be a bestie, he'd be a acquaintance that I can trust.

𝘑𝘖𝘏𝘕𝘕𝘠

SEE CAUSE IM 50/50, I would want to be his friend but he'd be so popular that he wouldn't have time for me😭✋🏾. I would want to talk to him but every chance I'd have he'll get snatched up by another friend, I feel like he would be a friend more than a best friend. I'd be like "oh yeah my friend johnny" Because he would have too many best friends but he'd refer to me as best friend bcuz he's very friendly.

Would also unexpectedly hug me? Like we see each other in the morning and he'd be like "wassup!" And go in for a hug...AND I'D ACCEPT FUCK IS YOU TALKIN BOUT🙄🤞🏾

𝘛𝘈𝘌𝘠𝘖𝘕𝘎

See cause since most of the time my friend group happens to be quiet but still chaotic people and I think taeyong would fit right in my friend group.

40%quiet

10%hoe

50%chaotic

I'd definitely see him as bestie, I HAVE URGE TO BABY MY FRIENDS SO I'D BABY HIM ALOT. I see myself walking in hallways going to the next class with him most of the time, We'd be the "You never see them without one another" type besties.

𝘠𝘜𝘛𝘈

HELP IDK WITH YUTA— shiii he'd be a sneaky link fuck is you talkin bout🥱🥱 I see him as someone I'm not really friends with, more like, mutual friends. Like we don't talk without the others around and when we do it's very short conversations or it's just..straight up flirting 💀💀, sometimes we'd end sitting next to each other and strike up a random conversation. Feeling like the deepest convo I'd have with him is "are mermaids real?" DEEPEST CONVO EVER DUDE. But I think we'd be close to the point if someone was to bother me he'd stans up for me🤭🤞🏾

𝘋𝘖𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘎

HELP WE'D EITHER BE VERY VERY CLOSE OR NOT KNOW EACH OTHER AT ALL😭 I feel like doyoung is someone in my friend group, secretly a psychopath but is just a sassy drama queen on the outside, he would be someone I'd just be dying laughing off of from simply existing.

He's someone I would copy my homework off of, he just seems like the type to do his homework and on my lazy days I'll just contact him.

WOULD NOT TRUST HIM WITH MY SECRETS NOPE. HE WOULD BLURT IT OUT BY ACCIDENT AND THEN BE LIKE "😲" AS IF I SAID MY OWN SECRET😭😭

𝘑𝘈𝘌𝘏𝘠𝘜𝘕

He's someone I'd think would bully tf outta me but then when I talk to him he's the total opposite, I'd sit next to him for my comfort if I had a rough day or I'll vent to him because all his vocab would be "wow." "Ok." "That's nice." "Damn." "I'm sorry." SAY MORE WORDS JEFFERY 😭✋🏾, ofc I'd have a crush on him tf you think this is? (As well as, all the others🙇🏾‍♀️). I feel like he'd know I like him but don't say anything because it's nothing new to him, WOULD DEFINITELY DO SHIT TO MAKE ME SWEAT AND ACT AS IF HE'S INNOCENT. For example, I'm talking and then he puts his hand on my thigh and I'll be like

"Uhm- oh- so..as I was saying-"

"Mhm go onnn"

Like jaehyun what is the reason?

Omg Kris x Jaehyun🤨 NO LEMME STOP. Unless...?

We walk to class together sometimes, but I'm still with Taeyong.

Definitely met through Johnny or Taeyong.

𝘑𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘞𝘖𝘖

BESTIE FOR SUREEEE. He's someone I'd stare at and be like " I wanna be his friend." (Yes that's how I manifest friendships leave me tf alone✋🏾), HES THE ONE THAT WILL HAVE ME DO NOTHING IN CLASS. Would get me kicked out the class cause his goofy ass,he's the one that I'd go out with 24/7 bc he'd force me to go out with him. Weird enough would pretend to be my boyfriend outside of school bc of creeps even without me asking, if I get paired up with him in a project best believe that project is getting submitted SO LATE😭. But the teacher knows we are besties so they'd never pair us up.

"Bitch my partner is so fucking weird–"

"What happened now jungwoo?😭"

We'd greet each other like "BESTIEEEEEEEE" or "BIIIIIITCCHHHHHHH"

𝘔𝘈𝘙𝘒

Oh no baby...he not a friend,bestie,acquaintance,or mutual friend. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND🙄🤞🏾, well before that he would obviously be a bestie. He'll be my first for EVERYTHING; first "date"(bc he'd be too awkward to say it's a date), first kiss, first time (🤭🤭 me's a freaky gal), he's the mf that I would introduce to my family after a week of knowing him I HAVE FAITH IN HIM. He's the mf that'll have me late up at night on the phone with and swearing to end the call bc we're tired but we said that 3 hours ago. EVERYONE WHO'S IN MY LIFE WOULD KNOW ABT HIM. Him, Taeyong, and I would always walk together. He's the mf that I'd have a dating rumor with and get shipped with (I wouldn't mind but I was decline them so I won't get my ass beat by my mom💀 just kidding!) I'd have so many deep convos with him but they all last 5 minutes bc our topics go on and on (ft yuta), I guess he's the one that introduce me to yuta. Yeah. He introduce me to everyone tbh, BUT MARK IS A 4LIFER FR FR😋🤞🏾.

𝘏𝘈𝘌𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘕

I've been waiting for this one, TURN IT UP! We'd be besties for sure but it'll be so SO chaotic, I've dealt with Geminis before (I'm a sag btw) AND NOTHING BUT CHAOS😭 OMG HES THE ONE ID HAVE ARGUMENTS WITH BUT THEN MAKE UP WITH IN THE MATTER OF 15 MINUTES, would bother me 24/7 I have no breaks with this man, I either would have dating rumors with him or Mark. Point blank. I'm also getting nothing done in class with him😭😭, ass smacking competitions🤗💞 ( I win<333) but he smacks really hard😕 since this mf is funny 24 hours in the day he'd be the most funny in algebra bc he knows neither of us are paying attention 😭. Haechan actually reminds me of a best friend I use to have and now I feel like I could compare, he would call me MAD pet names as he does all his friends. Have the most embarrassing stories with him, and photos.

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Was this me being delulu? Probably. I just have an urge sometimes to put myself in situations like this, I love headcanoning my own self sometimes🤭💞

So my friend group would be: Taeyong,Mark,Haechan,Doyoung, and Jungwoo.. The chaos is definitely there😋🤞🏾

BYE BESTIE BOOS🤗❤

#nct 127 #nct #nct imagines #nct scenarios #they have a CHOKEHOLD on me #jung jaehyun #haechan #johnny suh #nakamoto yuta #doyoung #mark lee #taeil #lee taeyong #kim jungwoo #stream 2 baddies #imma just leave this here #im just gonna post this bc i have nothing else to post

[et18andromeda]

Cheng Henian x Li Yansong (Songhe) thoughts at 10 PM

Cheng Henian doesn't know how to build lanterns. Li Yansong has a natural talent for building them, so Li Yansong gifts Cheng Henian many lanterns and promises to one day teach Cheng Henian so he can build his own and float it down the river. In the meantime, Li Yansong builds two sets of lanterns, one for his wishes, one for Cheng Henian's.

When they're finally able to have some free time during the Lantern Festival one year, almost 30 years after their first meeting, Cheng Henian waits at at a river, holding a very weak but still functional lantern, waiting to float it down the river. Li Yansong is nowhere to be seen. Finally, after hours of waiting, a new intern informs Cheng Henian that he died, peacefully, too weak to move, but staring out at the river where they promised to float lanterns together.

#Li Yansong #Cheng Henian #i am IN LOVE with these two old gay men I swear to god #They have a chokehold on me #This is really angsty for no reason #songhe

[milesfan472]

they’re in their own world your honour

#ace attorney #wrightworth #they have a chokehold on me #let’s pretend miles’ scarf was from franziska #my art #hatsune miku is not there #phoenix wearing his old scarf :(

[mikequeeler]

Happy 2023! It has been less than 20 minutes and I’ve already spend most of those minutes thinking about byler

#byler #they have a chokehold on me #stranger things

[faehrys]

almost all of my top songs are from my dnf playlist this is so humiliating

#THEY HAVE A CHOKEHOLD ON ME

[piratesandcobras]

me currently with every Ben 10 series

#ben 10 #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 uaf #my hyperfixations #they have a chokehold on me

[birb0t]

annoying chuuya is his love language

#bsd #soukoku #skk #skk fanart #soukoku fanart #i think this was the first skk art i've ever finished omg... the chokehold they have on me is crazy #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs fanart #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd art #dazai x chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #dazai #chuuya #文スト #文豪ストレイドッグス #anime art #illustration #anime #my art

[gingersnapped]

"Sam is probably my only friend in this town..." emergency sleepover time in the mountains after local small town emo and skater boy played too much solarion chronicles and lost track of time

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #sambastian #this tagging system is atrocious #give them last names man #bought this game during thanksgiving break and have not known peace since #the chokehold this pair has got on me rn #they're in a band and only hang out with each other and abigail #can i make it any more obvious #my art id #also i got lazy lazy with this lighting #i should be studying for an exam i have tomorrow lol

[freijan]

#tmg #the mountain goats #im not having a crisis btw this album just has me in a chokehold #:v

[hopelizabeth15]

the thing I really love about tbosas is that you go into the story thinking you know who’s the songbird and who’s the snake but “songbirds” and “snakes” are both plural because as individuals Lucy Grey and Coryo are both a songbird and a snake in their own right, in this essay I will

#i could talk about it all day #the chokehold they have on me #tbosas #thg #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #snowbaird #lucy gray baird #coriolanus snow

[hansoeii]

every hundred years.

#they have me in a chokehold #they rlly have THE most romantic storyline #the common man and the immortal #their dynamic drives me insane #HOB OPENED HIS OWN DAMN PUB JUST SO HE COULD MEET MORPHEUS AGAIN EVEN THO HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IF HED EVER SHOW UP AGAIN #godddddddddd #anyways matthew is yelling at them to just hodl hands already cos he cant deal with the pining anymore #the sandman #sandman #the sandman fanart #sandman fanart #morpheus #hob gadling #dreamling #dreamling fanart #my art #digital art