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ghouljams · 3 months

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This is the stupidest thing I've ever written. There's no ship, it's just Moon being a dumbass with Nikto from @thedovesaredying 's cowboy fic. I can't do him justice but I can annoy him.

You decide whether this makes him Canon in the Cowboy town.

The run down pickup that creeps up the driveway sets Nikto's teeth on edge. Nothing good comes with rust on its wheel wells. Nikto clicks his tongue and Sputnik hops to attention, following after him as he stands and settles a hand on the gun at his hip. His fingers tighten on the grip, as the truck comes to a stop. Sputnik let's out a nervous laugh, taking a step closer to the vehicle before Nikto can give a stop command. The engine shuts off and he watches as the driver pulls themselves out of the driver's window, settling on the door like a seat.

"Hey," the nun, he thinks that's a nun, yells, "is your dog friendly?"

Nikto looks down at the hyena at his side, then at the nun. "No." He calls back, because she isn't a dog and she definitely isn’t friendly. The nun nods and slides back into the truck, before opening the cab door properly and hopping to the ground. Shes got army boots on, Nikto's fingers tighten on his handgun and he whistles for Sputnik to guard.

He has to nudge the hyena for her attention, the animal creeping forward to sniff at the air. The nun crouches and makes smooching noises, tossing bits of, something, towards Sputnik. "Is not friendly," Nikto tells her again. He's starting to question if some secret assassin wouldn't be smarter than this. He takes his hand off his gun to scruff the hyena and prevent it from mauling this idiot.

"That's what the dog treats are for," she tosses another and Sputnik eagerly lunges for it.

"Is not dog," Nikto growls, starting to lose patience. As if to confirm Sputnik let's out a frustrated laugh, turning to try and bite at him so he'll release his iron grip. The nun seems undeterred, standing back to her full --unimpressive-- height with a scowl.

"Look man-" the annoyance in the nun's tone makes him press again.

"Дурак, is not dog."

"Whatever," she waves a hand, "you gotta unload your booze either way. Lemme pet the dog."

Nikto holds the nun's unamused stare for a moment before releasing his hold on Sputnik. He's done enough good deeds for the day, if the hyena rips the nun apart... He warned her. Sputnik is all too happy to follow the trail of treats, sniffing along the dirt for the next morsel as Nikto makes his way around the truck to examine the cases of hand bottled liquor. He tugs a clear bottle free, inspects the crystalline liquid inside, and pops the cap to sniff it. He hears the laughter that should prelude ripping and tearing, and focuses instead on the scent of pure alcohol that fills his nose. It's burns even just smelling it. He takes a swig and has to suppress the cough that rises to meet the sting. Fuck that's good.

He grabs two more bottles and goes to meet the nun's corpse.

She's petting the damn-

"What the fuck are you doing?" He asks the hyena, spits the Russian at it. Sputnik hardly registers his question, busy having her chin scratched while the nun coos at her.

It takes several more minutes to wrangle both the nun and the hyena into getting payment processed. Does she not know that this animal has torn men limb from limb? Apparently not, the way she keeps tossing treats at the thing between every sentence. Explaining that she normally charges more but as a first time customer he can have a discount. Nikto suspects someone else is likely paying through the nose to guarantee this kindness. If he can even call it that. He hasn't been around many nuns, but he would think someone devoted to God would be a bit more... godly.

It's a blessing when the nun finally gets the fuck off his property. The delivery is better than having to go into town but fuck, not by much. Nikto glares down at the hyena sniffling at the ground again, looking for more treats.

"You're not dog," he reminds her, earning a big sad eyed stare from the animal in question. "Idiot," he grumbles, turning to take his bottles into the house. Some guard dog.

#im not even going to tag this #if you see this god bless #i just was rereading their fic and remembered saying Moon doesnt know what a hyena is #like she does know what they are #but youre telling me you would recognize a hyena?#if you saw someone letting it walk around like a pet???#they look like weird dogs

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bogleech · 6 days

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Dunno if you know but there is a Yo-kai watch event in ff14 right now.

Oh my god.......they're alive. And HE'S there.

Do final fantasy players know what his deal is. Do they know he's a desperately lonely and always slightly horny middle aged alcoholic trapped in the body of an off-putting dog. Do they know how happy he'd have to be to be isekai'd into Final Fantasy and captured by a bunnygirl adventurer.

Do they know he's so hilariously unpleasant that humans see him as possibly just a normal dog and he still got put in human jail for making women uncomfortable

These aren't complaints, this is the funniest fucking character a collectible monster franchise has ever had. if you play this final fantasy please give him as good a home as you feel he deserves

one time he bought booze for a child but really I think that one's on the bar for selling sake to what they thought was a dog

#yo-kai watch #final fantasy #final fantasy xiv #I should specify #there's some weird yokai stuff going on #where when humans see him they actually can't process whether he's a very weird manlike dog or hideous doglike man #and it's like there's a brainfog where they don't get too freaked out by that #but they do get kind of perturbed by it #and they're like 'we don't know what we're looking at but we're going to arrest it and punish it like a person just to be on the safe side'

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samipekoe · 3 months

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woke up w a vision today

#there is no sex penis this time. its the touden siblings being big dogs to marcille #sorry i couldnt make up my mind abt laios ears its so hard to leave people with short hair earless w theres animal ears involved #they look WEIRD!@#anyway hopefully nobody tries to kill me for this but i do also like marcille/laios...i think they are cute :)#but i know people are vehemently against that ship so i consider it more trouble than its worth to post about it #also why cant i see my own read mores in my dashboard. is tumblr preemptively sending me to hell

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he-who-needs-to-be-silenced · 2 months

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cannibal-gf · 13 days

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dance more !

#feel like this looks weird bc sigmas right arm isnt visible but theyre supposed to be holding hands outstretched grgrgrg #bungou stray dogs #bsd #nikolai gogol #sigma bsd #siglai #my ard lol

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thimbleb3rries · 6 months

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Trying something a little different and posting a design/redesign!

This was inspired by the Miraculous Paris special but not made for the special, ya know? Like not with any lore in mind. she's just dressed a little edgier :)

I absolutely love character design and putting outfits together so I find this kinda thing so fun! I've never actually done it with an existing character but rather OCs instead so this is very experimental and messy haha

#i feel like this looks so weird but im posting it anyways lol!#i really want to do more like this #maybe I'll post some OCs too? I feel like my character design skills would be better portrayed by them #I've actually designed myself as a miraculous holder too!! it was so fun #i chose the dog miraculous because that's my Chinese zodiac so it felt fitting #miraculous ladybug #ml paris special #kagami tsurugi #miraculous #miraculous kagami #ml #mlb kagami #mlb #fashion??#can i tag this as fashion?#fashion #if you guys enjoy this I'll definitely be doing more like this #click on the image for better quality! im not sure why it looks so fuzzyyy #my art <3

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patrothestupid · 8 months

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How they're made remains a secret

#furry #furry art #furry anthro #anthro art #furry goat #furry dog #don't ask #okay it look weird like that but I thought it was funny so I don't care #abelthegoat #selling his cheese

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mechagender · 3 months

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another oc but this time from a different AU. name TBD!!

#tyls weird little lapdog. whether tyl wants him or not (he does)#warframe #excalibur #oc #warframe oc #no this isnt my self insert. why do you say that. looks away #I FORGOT TO COLORPICK THE WHITE TO PUT ON THE PALETTE. whatevert the fixed version is on my TH #btw u know how dog claws go click click clikc click when they walk. thats what he sounds like walking #oc: aristides

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delta-hexagon · 1 month

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just a critter doing critter things, as one does

#my art #digital #photoshop #funny termite dog thing #REALLY enjoyed trying to make the head look like its semi translucent #with a weird skull underneath

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juststuffshere · 1 month

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this came to me in a dream

#in the dream it looked like a diagram in science textbook so that's what happened #almost every resident evil character is dog coded #except like #ada and wesker #I wanted to do the thing with like semi transparent character pngs over the text but it was way too busy so we went with the Diagram anyway #anyways bye #resident evil #piers nivans #chris redfield #leon kennedy #william birkin #claire redfield #ethan winters #jill valentine #funny post #oh also in case you're wondering it was too busy with the dark background which is how I found the tweet so I used a photo editor to invert #the colors which is why it looks weird lmao

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risenshiney · 10 months

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💛🐶SCRIMBLY GOOD BOY HOURS

SKRUNKLY POTATO MOMENTS🐶💛

#oatchi #poochy #pikmin #yoshi island #super mario #drawing #fanart #PIKMIN 4 #IN 10 DAYS #WHAT CAN I SAY #IM WEAK TO SCRUNGY #only watched family play 1st and 2nd pikmin but couldn't get into it bc it seemed so STRESSFUL #but for this game i plan to make an exception #the japanese here is just onomatopoeia for barking staring and sleeping lol #oatchi looking kinda too off model but i liked how this came out ill draw him better next time waaaaa #also i finally post fandom content during its hype WHAT SWEET HECKERY IS THIS #prob not really accurate but the idea of poochy interacting w another tiny weird dog thingy made my heart a bit too full #sorry for the tag vomit i have feelings lmao

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canisalbus · 5 months

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I am a vet student, and I had a patient today who looked like Machete! Made me think of your boys. Also, I get a kick out of the small animal veterinary surgery textbook, because there's a Vasco-like dog on the cover.