#this can’t be a real take

[kkbardd]

Reverse Nerd!AU in which Asuka is a fictional character and Rei is a diehard weeb who makes her their entire personality

#asurei #girlfailure rei realness #now all I need to do is make each AU meet each other #<- world-shattering implications #their tamagotchi keeps dying bc rei can never take care of it #they self insert themselves as shinji when watching #not cuz they relate to him but bc asuka beats him up #rei also thinks all other nge fans are complete losers except them & doesnt interact w the fandom besides hate-reading OOC asuka fics #I can’t believe this took me 5 months to finish oh my god #college is a scary thing #nge #neon genesis evangelion #eva #rei ayanami #ayanami rei #evangelion #asuka #asuka langley #asuka langley soryu

[tenshiangle]

Hey Disney wouldn’t it be crazy if you green light three more seasons right now ahaha I mean what

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo #sea of monsters #grover in a wedding dress will become real in 1-2 years I can’t believe this #i was taking a nap when s2 got announced smh

[otaku553]

Ok so I have been stewing this crossover au in my brain nonstop for the past few days and. I am nothing if not committed to the bit, so. Volume cover redraws :)

Here are the originals:

If you want to read more about my one piece spy x family crossover, keep reading!

So the idea is simple! Crossover reincarnation au where ASL is reborn in Spy x Family. They’re each born separately and none of them are born with the same names as their previous lives, and with no way of finding each other, they each find their own thing to do in the world.

Sabo, too used to the dangers of being a spy, eventually finds a cause to devote himself to again, in preventing war from engulfing the country he was reborn in. Ace, drawn to fire as he was in his previous life, used arson as a means to rob rich people for sustenance and survival, and is eventually scouted and hired by Garden as a fire specialist and assassin. And Luffy, though born in perhaps the poorest condition, grows up happily and takes whatever part time jobs he wants to do.

The thing about Sabo is that, as much as he seems like a young man of good repute and high standing within society, everyone in WISE knows that he is a massive nuisance. Nobody knew in the beginning how a child less than half the age of most of their veteran agents could have the same skills and knowledge in their profession. Sabo was— and still is— hyper competent, and by the time WISE figured out just how much of a menace to society he was, it was too late.

Ace forgot for the first few years of his new life that he wasn���t made of fire, and consequently, received multiple accidental burns. This did not deter him, however, from growing up to be a very skilled arsonist, well-practiced in every which way to start a dumpster fire or house fire. As a teenage he would use this often to draw attention as he robbed rich people blind. When he was caught, he was given an ultimatum by Garden: join them and receive payment for starting fires and causing problems under contract, or face the government and authorities for his crimes. Begrudgingly, he joined Garden, but eventually comes to appreciate that he can make substantial money in his element.

Luffy is Luffy. No telepathy or experimentation, no fancy schools, no gimmicks or secret identities. But he has still lived an extremely colorful life in this world, full of fascinating and kind individuals who have helped him grow up healthy and relatively happy. He goes where he is free, and he takes whatever part time jobs he wants in order to make the minimum he needs to survive.

Ace and Sabo find each other first, in their late teens, and neither of them realize that the other remembers their previous life, but both refuse to separate. (Sabo thinks Ace doesn’t remember, because Ace didn’t recognize him. Ace never saw Sabo grow up past 10, however, so he doesn’t recognize older Sabo immediately. By the time he does realize who exactly Sabo is, Sabo has backtracked and pretends to know Ace from a dream, or from somewhere else.)

Sabo’s attachment to Ace, predictably, causes problems between Sabo and WISE, but by then, Sabo is indispensable to the organization, and they make an exception for Sabo to be able to remain with Ace, so long as Ace never finds out what Sabo’s actual job is. Ace, on the other hand, hides his job because he doesn’t want his brother, who he has just found and who does not know Ace well enough yet, to know that he makes a living from killing people.

And they find Luffy sometime afterwards, prior to the beginning of the Spy x Family canon. Luffy figures out, not long after moving in with his brothers, both of his brothers’ secret occupations and the fact that both of them remember their past memories. He thinks it is common knowledge, however, and so he never brings it up.

#one piece #spy x family crossover #sabo #monkey d luffy #portgas d ace #crossover #I have so many ideas for this au #I’ll probably write like a drabble series for it #maybe. if I get around to it #extra things: #Loid and sabo get paired on a nonzero number of missions as siblings #they are only 6 years apart in age and they’re both blond so WISE is like.. ‘it’s free real estate’ #every time this happens sabo finds a way to sneak into conversations that they’re actually cousins instead #this annoys loid a LOT because he thinks sabo can’t keep a cover to save his life. sabo is aware but he only has 2 brothers #and even in disguise he refuses to let someone else take ace and luffy’s place #ace’s codename within Garden is either ‘flame lily’ or ‘pyracantha’ #the latter being another name for the firethorn plant #yor has only heard of him in passing and has not met him in person before. but she knows that she is sent whenever he blunders and lets #someone see his face #Luffy is kind of just chilling! he takes a lot of part time jobs everywhere #to the point that loid is briefly worried that he’s a tail or stalker or something since he keeps seeing luffy around #Anya really loves playing with Luffy though because luffy has such vivid thoughts of the ocean and being a pirate #ok that’s it for now #I am very. brainrotting

[pogostikk]

SHREK AUDIO

#anyways #Star really is. a silly guy #because like #everyone finally reunited #everything calmed down #maybe there was a celebration (maybe ste and Star had their first real bday party) #and then Star goes to Steven and is like #hey buddy boy :))((( let’s go over there and have a silly chat :)))))) #no but he is truly complicated bc all he be wanted is for his human half is to be safe and happy #but then ste finally gets that #and Star feels like he has to take him from it to protect him #hes got this funny learned helplessness #this idea that they’re stuck in their predicament and he can’t do anything abt it #now he’s actively making the one person he truly cares abt unhappy :( #maybe Steven would respond to Star with resistant behavior #it would probably be #deep down #just acts of denial #who knows… #steven universe #su au #human steven #pink steven #connverse #connie maheswaran #anyway Connie is coming for them

[turtleblogatlast]

The fact that Leo can go literally anywhere on earth to be alone with his thoughts at a single moment’s notice is something that shakes around in my head all the time. Like, portals and teleportation are amazing and convenient abilities both in and out of battle, but they could also so easily be used to run away as well.

I don’t think Leo ever would, at least not most of the time. He loves his family too much, and is too dependent on their love and attention to cut himself off so suddenly like that, but it’s a very real possibility nonetheless.

It’s a good thing Leo’s overall temper is more on the mild side and he prefers going to his room or something to complete solitude, because it really is dangerous for a kid to have the ability to isolate themselves like that at their fingertips.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #and like #it doesn’t even have to be on purpose either #anything could happen where Leo goes out to travel real quick somewhere and suddenly he can’t get back #sure Donnie has the trackers but trackers only do so much when the one you’re tracking is across the globe #that one short of Leo ending up trapped hanging off the Eiffel Tower all alone when he’s still new to portaling #is actually a bit terrifying when viewed through a more serious adult lens #don’t mind me just doing what I like to do best aka think about Leo and his abilities #I’m still saying tho that his abilities make running away so easily #and he’s quite good at that #even if he’s physically there his MASK lets him run away from truly processing unwanted situations or conversations #imagine Draxum telling the boys about the other hidden cities and Leo takes it upon himself to go scout them out #and he does so going around and letting his bros know of the cities he finds here and there #only to end up in one that cuts off foreign mystic energy #like imagine being suddenly cut off and alone #this ability can be SO USEFUL up until it’s cut off midway and suddenly uh oh it’s horrifying

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

2003 -> 2018.

#mans lived 15 years and said that’s plenty #finding parallels in fob songs is making my brain explode #this one hits real hard i can’t lie #haha wtf #of course there’s more #fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #andy hurley #joe trohman #saturday #take this to your grave #young and menace #mania

[aintmyjewelry]

this is sending me. can you imagine getting past the auditioning process and when you get to set all excited to be a contestant on jeopardy you look next to you and ur competing against emma stone

#this can’t be real i’m crying #she doesn’t even wanna go on celebrity jeopardy #she said no i’m not taking that easy shit #and this money is for ME

[o-wild-west-wind]

y’all out here saying Izzy’s death made no narrative sense because it’s a comedy show clearly haven’t seen the Shakespeare post…I’m sorry I really am but death immunity only applies to the romantic leads the genre has not changed babes

(I don’t mean this to be patronizing, but genuinely: critically analyzing and engaging with art is a skill, and an important one. it’s a tool that will help you in the real world, for real current events. use this as practice not to take everything at face value. sad art does not equal bad art!)

#it was not lazy writing this was always the narrative 👏 #instead of thinking the show is dumb for making you sad PLEASE think about why the show might have wanted you to feel that way #(and fwiw I didn’t see these takes about ‘oh it’s a comedy why would they do this!’ when ed was suicidal…) #this is like being in 9th grade lit with all the kids arguing that Romeo and Juliet were just stupid teenagers #did I see this coming? no!! but it makes sense if you’re consuming this story as a real story instead of screen time with blorbo hour #(which is a fine way to consume it if you want!! but you can’t come at the show for being what it always was…) #s/o to the Izzy enjoyers who get the difference bw fanon and canon you’re the real ones #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd meta

[xoxo-fm]

‼️MIMIC SWEEP‼️

#i drew this #im going to tag everything bc i want people to see my boy #fnaf #fnaf ruin spoilers #the mimic #that’s three things but I think it’s good enough #anyway hello to my fellow mimic enjoyers. how’s it feel to be right #hahaha. real talk i think the mimic is good as one or two time villain #not sure how/if they intend to keep it going as an ongoing threat tho #my personal philosophy for fnaf lore is to go with whatever is funniest #but at some point you wonder why they can’t just take steel baseball bats to it or something #if it’s a virus that’s harder to get rid of though. and saw somewhere that it’s not just one mimic #but multiple? multiple boys?? #mimics sweep the nation #mimics sweep manhattan

[yourlittlettoy]

Hi friends! Once again here using my Tumblr like a traditional blog where u share thoughts and updates and stuff haha.

Sorry for being gone for a bit, life was BUSY with plans and now I’m finally back home from a little trip visiting a lovely friend of mine (photos for visual-aid of said trip 😉😇). God I love summer and sunshine!! ☀️☺️🌊🚤🍉

So due to being less active, I did build up quite a bit of notification and message debt. Wanted to take a quick moment and say that unfortunately there is no shot I’ll be able to catch up on all of it in terms of responding to everything, even though I usually really like to stay on top of that; especially with tags and reblogs and comments on my posts! However, I did read and see everything that I’ve missed.

So to all of u that interacted while I was gone: the satisfaction from flustering some of you was absolutely enjoyed 😉~ and on the flip side the backfire from your teasy comments has also been suffered hahaha 🙈. Either way you already know I love seeing interactions from you guys and I’m just so THANKFUL TO HAVE HAD SO MANY TO CATCH UP ON 🥰 sorry again I can’t always be reciprocal, but please know that I adore all of you and am enjoying the heck out of being in your presences with or without direct line of conversation!

Anyway, if it wasn’t clear enough by now, I think the world of u community pals and I hope you all have a day as lovely and awesome as you! (Very lovely and awesome, to clarify haha)

Stay precious 😘💕

#me #photo #even on vacation I didn’t forget about taking pics for you guys~ 😜 #feet #tummy #belly #sunbathing #cece speaks #blog post #life update #seriously tho idek how to describe it but… #I actually check out every blog that pops up in my notifications in any way #I know all of you by NAME pretty much :D #I know I can’t always directly interact in terms of messaging #but I really do feel really familiar with ya’l <3 #in the best kinda community solidarity way haha #so yes believe me when I say I appreciate u and CARE FOR REALS #even if we've never interacted before #anyway I’m RAMBLING I NEED TO STOP MYSELF LOL #thanks for reading my life updates :D

[justaz]

god!merlin

druids can NOT speak in people’s minds. when they are before a high priestess, they can pray to her directly and she can hear them (hence the scene between morgana and mordred when he spoke in her mind).

merlin who constantly has this buzzing in the back of his head that he can never understand besides the occasional odd word which makes no sense. but when he’s closer to a druid or when their prayer is super strong, then he can make out what they’re saying.

merlin who brings up the fact that druids can speak into peoples minds to gaius who casually unfurls a scroll containing his ongoing list of reasons why merlin is/evidence of merlin being a god of the old religion.

#merlin just can’t remember bc he was born into a mortal body and his mortal brain couldn’t begin to comprehend #what it’s like to exist as a god #so he forgot #but every time he dies and comes back - or even casts a spell - a bit more of his mortality burns away #merlin emrys #emrys the god of life death and magic #(real) #high priestess morgana #god!merlin #bbc merlin #morgana pendragon #after arthur repeals the ban and a bunch of druids come to camelot to work out all the messy business #the druids gather before a hearth and make an offering to emrys who is literally in the same castle as them #their prayer is so strong and so close that the buzz in the back of merlin’s head turns into very clear screaming #gaius adds one more item to his list #eventually he’ll reclaim his status as a god but he’ll still stay by arthur’s side until the end of his life #and then - as a god - he’ll take arthur’s soul (and all his friends souls) and carry them into the realm of the gods #and they’ll all live there for eternity together bc i like happy endings #(+ now arthur gets to stand at merlin’s side as merlin leads his people (the gods))

[puppyeared]

Why have sex when u can watch blackhead removal videos

#u even get bad sex. which is when you want to throttle the neck of whoever’s doing said blackhead removal #someone in the comments section said all of us are watching this thinkijg move over and let me do it. and honestly. yeah #it’s hard to find good videos that either 1) dont cut out just before the satisfying part or 2) don’t take fucking FOREVER to do it #in the most cursed awful way possible #im very passionate about this. unfortunately I can’t just blurt this out like a water cooler conversation #but it’s fucking satisfyingggggg #I’m not a big fan of the squeezing but like if u use the tweezers JUST RIGHT and twirl it around and then PULL IT OUT. chills #if orgasms were real that’s what it would feel like #I feel like laios dunmeshi just talking about this #yapping

[kiakahawhovatic]

Okay but why is no one talking about the disability/accessibility scene in Sex Education 4x7? This is just a snippet of what myself and so many of us face on a daily basis.

We get left behind and discouraged both by our friends and the system DAILY. Yeah, we get a bit of support, sometimes the system will give us a little pat on the back and our friends will stand by us - but do you all see how hard daily life actually is?

When you see us as normal and coping, ask yourself - what do we have to do to support ourselves to make you feel like we fit in with your version of “normal”?

#sex education #sorry if I can’t quite get my point across #I’m very angry but so glad they’ve touched on this in even just th smallest way in the series #Issac made an amazing point about how we need accessibility and how people take it for granted #and my god when thy left aisha when the fire alarm went off I was reminded of my daily struggles #and when her friends were like “oh yeah well tell you later #ouch #that is such a real thing that so many hearing people do #sorry I’m just angry #disability #disabilties #disabled #deaf

[pineabbys]

oppenheimer if he was extremely fuckable

#lesbian #hazel callahan #lgbtqia #hazel bottoms #bottoms 2023 #i need her #please someone make her real i can’t take it

[soph-skies]

one of my fav things about the untamed is the seemingly unlimited number of disciples like. there’s the final battle against the wens. dozens of disciples die, literally only the main characters survive. there’s talk of total loss and destruction, everyone is gone. cut to next scene: every sect is shown to have nearly as many disciples as they were depicted as starting with. rinse and repeat after every battle.

#genuinely has me in hysterics #lightens the mood quite a bit thinking of the amount of extras who keep dying and changing to a different sect’s outfit and dying and changi #i can’t take the battles seriously #the numbers discrepancies and the overdramatic cgi have me in tears #losing my mind laughing #rip to the nameless disciples y’all were real ones #mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan zhan #lan wangji #wei ying #jin zixuan #<- the only ones to survive that battle #yet show up IMMEDIATELY afterwards with a whole new crew of disciples

[corneredcopia]

Hearing stobotnik haircut will be canon after reading several fics about it….😨😨😨

#stobotnik #dr robotnik #eggman #agent stone #Sonic movie #Sonic movie 3 #guys this is real I can’t believe it #stone taking care of a grumpy chubby Robotnik you love to see it