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1-8oo-wtfbro · 9 months
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Jason when everyone ignores his 47th suggestion of murder during the mission briefing:
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siflshonen · 9 months
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If you can be here for bakudeku but not togachako I oughta smack you
If you can be here for togachako but not bakudeku I also oughta smack you
If you are not here for either I think you need to pick a new manga
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ahsoka: master can you give me a hand?
anakin: yeah sure snips.
anakin: *detaches his prothetic hand and ditches it at her head*
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rex: we'll need a hand with this sir.
anakin: oh sure, here take mine.
anakin: *gives rex his prosthetic*
rex: ...
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Conversation
Amity: I don’t love you!
Luz: Sure you don’t
Amity: Come back here! I don’t love you! You don’t make me feel less broken
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Someone: hey what do you think of [this kink that I've literally never thought about any aspect of before] Me: oh, umm… I guess I've never really thought about any aspect of it before… Me: *thinks about a particular aspect of it* Me: … Me: oh no Me: oh wait a minute-
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talleryn · 1 year
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Ghost: *screams*
Lockwood: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Lucy: should we do something?
George: no, I just want to see who wins
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as if he wouldn't do this
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individual panels under !
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strangleetomz · 6 months
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not to be dark on main but you ever just chilling and then ur brain makes you think that the people you love more than anything else is actually secretly talking shit abt you and doesnt like you as much as they say and they ignore you despite seeing your messages bc they dont wanna talk to you
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Wednesday: Thanks for not telling Enid what happened.
Xavier, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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stupidvillainousposts · 5 months
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King Dice: *Mildly Annoyed* Boss! That suit was priceless! You knew that! Do you have anything to say for yourself?!
Devil: *In His Head* I am very sorry, darling. Forgive me.
Devil: *Out Loud* I have a barbed dick.
King Dice: 😐
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thxnks4themrms · 10 days
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Mr beast should have a challenge where boys try and go an entire school day without jerking off in class
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totaleclipse573 · 17 days
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Starline: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Doleon: cracks knuckles Manslaughter it is!
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unicornwarsincorrect · 11 months
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Padre: Hi, I’m here for Sargeant Carcias. Police officer: Who’s Sargeant Carcias? Padre: Ah, you must be new.
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ashes0909 · 5 months
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LESS THAN 5K LEFT!
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allo-frouto · 6 months
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How was the date with your mutual? Was it...kinky? 😏
No, it was rather awkward because I was younger at the time.
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my favorite thing about the internet (sarcastic) is when someone, usually female, writes a post about a media they enjoy and someone else, usually male, writes back the longest most grammatically incorrect paragraph you've seen outside of wattpad about how wrong they are about one specific thing they briefly mentioned
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