#this is a beast of a list

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #tag games #someone might've done this concept already but i had a worm in my brain you know. #i thought itd be fun to list all the unevolved pokemon... now i know there's only around 400 evolution lines total! #.. not counting mythicals legendaries ultra beasts or paradoxes #by the way! alongside the shiny result there are two other bonus results: an obligatory pikachu and... a surprise!!! #finally feel free to let me know if i misspelled something or accidentally included an evolved mon (other than pikachu) #sorry long tags ha 😅 i'm done now

[spacedace]

Been doing a plot overhaul of Ghosts of Gotham and the time line is getting wild but at least I have the general vibes of each of the four big plot lines figured out:

(shoutout to Brennan Lee Mulligan's portrayl of Tula on Burrow's End for making me realize what Dan's story was gonna be lol)

#dpxdc #ghosts of gotham #ghosts of gotham au #danny fenton #jazz fenton #danielle phantom #dani phantom #dan phantom #I have 53 scenes added to the timeline so far. Not total. Just what I have added to the timeline so far of my List (TM). #This thing is turning into a beast but I can't stop thinking about it #but also can't WRITE it until I figure out at least the bare bones of the plot #yeah 53 planned scenes counts as bare bones for this one lol #i've written over 30k words for this au and only have two actual completed chapters written send help

[c-rowlesdraws]

April 27th is World Tapir Day! Yes, for real. Yes, absolutely, they deserve it, I know.

Their special day falls on the same date as International Hyena Day, which I drew a picture for last year-- and at the time, I felt bad for not having had the time to also draw a picture for the tapirs. I'm making things right this year! The big day isn't quite here yet, but I'm leaving for a trip on Monday, so I wanted to post this tribute early. Green leafs and best wishes to you and your loved ones during this holiday season.

#tapir #tapirs #animals #world tapir day #animal art #my art #I have of course also put these beasts on Products and I'll post a link to their listing on my r3dbubble shop once I have a promo post made

[nizaen]

mirage 👉✨

#art #transformers #mirage #rise of the beasts #rotb #mirage is in my list of characters who’d pull out finger guns

[front-facing-pokemon]

#oh‚ look! another pokémon that people are extremely normal about and could never be strange about! #pheromosa #pokémon that look like women with hourglass figures and huge eyelashes. not to mention that this one is supposed to be an alien #dunno why we need it to be. like. this #but fine #for these i WAS looking at the USUM alola pokédex for the order. to make sure i didn't miss regional forms. and i'm realizing now that #in the USUM pokédex‚ blacephalon and stakataka come before pheromosa and buzzwole #but bulbapedia says the national pokédex lists all the ultra beasts in a different order #so i'm just here hoping that the previous entries of the usum dex didn't happen to not align with the national pokédex #they usually do‚ in my experience. whatever order new-gen pokémon are in in the regional pokédex‚ they typically appear in the same order #in the national pokédex. this is just. a weird exception‚ for some reason. who knows why‚ but if the ultra beasts end up a tiny bit out #of order‚ i apologize

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I know WWX has a traumatic past with dogs, but sometimes you see that the dogs just want his attention, and a part of me is unsure who to feel sorry for more. Who's more pitiable, the dejected dog, or WWX who jumps into LWJ's arms?

Ran the numbers, and it turns out they are both equally pathetic.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #ask #I could keep the list going for ages. #Digs around in the dirt #will claw at the door if a loved one is behind it and you can't see them anymore #gets to zoomies and needs to run around for a bit #Women want to approach you if you are accompanied by this beast #and so on and so on #If your man is sitting outside your door growling at strangers who get to close while you sleep #if he's tracking mud into the house and your bed #if his nose is always kind of wet #that's either a dog or wwx. think about how you would feel if a cute stray dog waddled into your house and repeat with wwx #the feeling is comparable. for me at least #A dog wants pets and a wwx wants to not pet the dog. its a vicious cycle. both suffer and no one wins.

[nyoomfruits]

send me an au and a line of dialogue and i will write a little drabble!!

AU

Apocalypse AU

Band AU

Celebrity AU

College AU

Demigod AU

Fake Dating/Engagement/Marriage AU

Office AU

Omegaverse AU

Body Swap AU

Room Mate AU

Royalty AU

Soulmate AU

Time Travel AU

Supernatural/Magic AU

Historical AU

Bartender/Bar AU

DIALOGUE

A. “What do you mean it was an accident? How can that be an accident!”

B. “How did you even find me?”

C. “Do I look like I belong here to you?”

D. “Well. It could be worse than this, I guess.” “Could it?”

E. "What's wrong? Are you hurt?"

F. "Who did this to you?"

G. "Do you want me to stay?"

H. “We’re in this together right?” “Always.”

I. “What do you think of this?” “I think you’re an idiot.” “So you don’t like it?” “No, of course I like it. You’re just an idiot.”

J. “So how upset would you be [insert silly/insane thing here]…”

K. “Are you okay?” “I am now.”

L. “Why are you covered in blood?” “Uh. Long story?”

M. "I need to ask something of you." "Always. Anything." "Don't say that before you hear what it is. Seriously."

N. “How did you get into this profession?” “Family business.”

O. “How do you know each other?” Both simultaneously, “We don’t.”

P. "Do you have some kind of spider-sense for when I need something?" "No, you idiot, [Name] texted me"

#any pairing!!!!!! just felt like writing some silly aus but none of the prompt lists i found were clicking for me #BIG MASSIVE SMOOCH TO MY FRIENDS FOR HELPING ME OUT I LOVE YOOOUUUU #especially jenna that girl is a dialogue BEAST #anyway feel free to reblog this for yourself as well!!!!!! #prompt list #dialogue prompt list #au prompt list

[aq2003]

idk if tumblr has seen this but if you haven't please for the love of god read this

#doctor who #dr who #the article came out before the star beast aired so i think an updated ranking would probably switch fourteen and ten #regardless this is one of the funniest lists ive seen in my life #i also genuinely love the storytelling/character here like unironically #misc

[heartorbit]

meow meow meow 🐾

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emurui #emu otori #rui kamishiro #ok. beast mode #COLOPAL LISTEN TO ME LSITEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN #It doesnt have to be a ruiemu cover. id be happy with rnn. so happy. id be happy if the song gets added at all. #but. Please. #my tier list is emurui cover > somehow full group > rnn > some other combo i guess > no cover > not getting added at all. so #THEY LITERALLY ONLY HAVE 88 ITS NOT EVEN A COVER ITS TINDJEBRJSHRHHDNR PEKDJDHRHHDHDBR #AAAUGH #psa go to bed early. or else youll start drawing cat ears #nora wa saikou nyan nyan nyan [EXPLOSION] #please manifest with me. ruiemu kittycat manifestation. please. please. i had to google how to spell manifestation just now. please #Waking up for wondershow channel in like 6 hours. it may be yet another wonderful cat life-less one. but i can hope. #babies first rui post btw. if i ever finish that damn polysho drawing i swear

[lilacthebooklover]

5 minutes later:

#pv i love u but you couldn't keep a secret if ur life depended on it #(makes sense considering his light of truth lol) #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #compiling a list of every quote from their interactions for future reference <3 #these next couple weeks are gonna be f u n #white lily cookie #cookie run spoilers #crk spoilers #crk #dark side of the moon #pure vanilla crk #shadow milk crk #beast yeast #cr kingdom

[poppletonink]

Books That Are Fairytale Retellings

The Sleeper and The Spindle by Neil Gaiman

A Court Of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maal

Cinderella Is Dead by Kalynn Bayron

The Girl In Red by Christina Henry

Once Upon A Time: A Story Collection by Shannon Hale

Lost In The Never Woods by Aiden Thomas

The True Story Of Hansel and Gretel by Louise Murphy

Cinder by Marissa Meyer

The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde

The Mermaid by Christina Henry

House Of Salt and Sorrows by Erin A. Craig

Girls Made Of Snow And Glass by Melissa Bashardoust

The Storybook of Legends by Shannon Hale

The Wishing Spell by Chris Colfer

Forest Of A Thousand Lanterns by Julie C. Dao

Geekerella by Ashley Poston

The Fourth Bear by Jasper Fforde

Gingerbread by Helen Oyeyemi

To Kill A Kingdom by Alexandra Christo

Six Crimson Cranes by Elizabeth Lim

Once Upon A Broken Heart by Stephanie Garber

#fairytale #fairytale retelling #the brothers grimm #ever after high #books #book blog #booklr #readblr #book reccs #book recommendations #bookaddict #book list #fairytale book list #fairytale books #hans christian andersen #the little mermaid #little red riding hood #nursery crimes #beauty and the beast #hansel and gretel #cinderella #snow white #bookworm #books and reading

[rithmeres]

i spent my tumblr hiatus doing the things that really matter in life (making 35 trigun stampede text post memes) [1/2]

#i also spent my time offline going thru several emotional breakdowns. BUT WE STAY SILLAY :P #trigun #trigun stampede #text post meme #'list of anime girls to enter catholic beast mode' is ABSOLUTELY the funniest one (to me) #i don't know where i found that screenshot but i've been waiting for the right time to use it for a while #2nd place probably goes to legato boytoy tantrum post #he's so 'they hate me because im gay. also because of the murders but mostly because im gay' coded

[fizzy-dizz]

Guess what i rewatched 🫶 THERYEY SO CUTE :(((

#beauty and the beast #batb #cogsworth #lumiere #disney #finally ........ another pair of gay old men to add to the list #artz

[pandadrake]

I said that designing a werewolf AU Miguel would be easy and I was right.

#spiderverse werewolf au #we're going man beast werewolf for this one because shoulders #he's upset b/c he put “Chew Toys for Mayday” on the shopping list and no one remembered to buy them #have to keep sacrificing clipboards to the baby #my art #atsv miguel #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spider man 2099 #werewolf #werewolf au #werewolf miguel #spiderverse #spiderverse fanart #atsv #sketch #miguel ohara #miguel spiderverse #looks very beastars legoshi actually lmao rip me

[macadam]

I’m holding off rewatching tfp because the last time I watched it I went so crazy that it kickstarted me joining a whole new fandom. Now that I’m in the fandom and have been for years I have absolutely no idea what will happen to me. And I have to protect my honour

#plus there are so so many transformers shows to still watch #I’ve STILL only watched the first batch of earthspark episodes #gave up on tfa… #and I still have to watch the last season of prime wars #(it’s the best one I’ve heard. you can’t suffer through the first bit without watching the end) #and beast wars… #my list is so long #I’m so bad at consuming media honestly #like I can’t do it. I just can’t. I have Activities to do #mac mumbles

[tokbilltom]

Do you ever just wanna be like..

Stop talking to me i literally fucking hate you and hope you die.

#bill kaulitz #tokio hotel #kys #i hope you choke #i hope you die #kill yourself #stop talking #i hate you #tom kaulitz #2000s #2000s emo #mcbling #mariah carey #suck my fucking dick #i hate it here #gustav schäfer #georg listing #pierce the veil #please give me a chance #mr beast #emo girl #scenecore #lana del rey #y2k #SoundCloud