#this is a joke dont come for me

[jonathan-swims]

wow fictional podcasts are so good i wish gay people were real

#welcome to night vale #the magnus archives #the penumbra podcast #mabel podcast #this is a joke dont come for me #wtnv #tma #tpp #magpod #podcasts #fiction podcasts #wooden overcoats #kings falls am #cecil palmer #jonathan sims #juno steel #mabel martin #and every one else

[jayda-is-high]

its like the ultimate betrayal <//3

#this is a joke dont come for me #violet harmon #violet #ahs #violet ahs #betrayal #tumblr

[crawley-fell]

The Great War (Hozier stans vs. Ethel Cain stans)

#this is a joke dont come for me

[cheeeze-3]

some horrible part of me feels like the duffers are gonna pull a bury your gays and if they do I'll take away their spotify premium and let vecna murder their sorry asses

#this is a joke dont come for me #but if this does happen i will cry #like a lot #stranger things #ronance #byler #steveddie #elmax

[sayaberry]

iris has an attraction to speedsters which is why unlike her past relationships, barry and her will always be endga- AND WHAT’S THIS? ITS SPEEDSTER EDDIE THAWNE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

#this is a joke dont come for me #the flash #the flash spoilers

[jem-my-greatest-sin]

you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love hawks but i acknowledge his flaws (none he’s perfect) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always right).

#takami keigo #hawks #wing hero hawks #keigo takami #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #i love him so much #this is a joke dont come for me

[hotsinglehorsesinyourarea11037]

So y’all know how god doesn’t have a corporeal form but he identifies as a male cause of the whole ‘our father’ thing , he identifies as our collective dad

But he sent his ‘only son’ to earth

so either we are all perceived as women by god or the bar for being a man is walking on water, which raises questions about baptism but I like to believe everyone’s going to hell specifically because of lesbianism even if people deny it because it’s what god intended

#bible lore #shitpost #satire #this is a joke dont come for me #so the bible makes mistakes and leaves plot holes? maybe we shouldn’t base laws off it then! #:D

[varsovie]

hey, wasn’t bakugo somewhere on the ground bleeding out when dabi decided to do a dance performance and reveal he’s a todoroki on national television? and now he is dead while dabi is once again out and about being a skinless pantless menace? hori really said “this is not about him, look at this fool over here” twice at this point

#this is a joke dont come for me #mha #mha spoilers #mha leaks

[oli-sykes-cult-member]

Party Poison: And remember kids, the next time somebody tells you "the government wouldn't do that!" Oh yes they would!

#this is a joke dont come for me #incorrect killjoys #danger days #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #party poison #fun ghoul #kobra kid #jet star

[derekluvbot]

50% of jj’s acting in the new season is just making this face: 😐 and yk exactly what im talking about

#this is a joke dont come for me #treaz watches cm #jj #criminal minds evolution

[torturedpoetdean]

justice for lana

#taylor why do u hate women 😔 #this is a joke dont come for me

[horizon-verizon]

Calculating the genetic sharing is easy. There are apps for pedigree analys on GitHub, one of them is already with with preset for Habsburg and Ptolemei tree. From that one takes inbreeding coeffcients and puts them into Wright's formula for Coefficient of relationship.

......Wright's formula for Codependent relationships? Aren't the Targs already too codependent without math being so complicated?!

(Anon refers to this POST).

#a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #asoiaf asks to me #this is a joke dont come for me #it does sound interesting and useful

[sangonomiyas84]

MIDstadt🙄FLOPtaine😂FADtlan🤢

SLAYue😍InazuMEOW😽SLAYmeru🥳SLAYzhnaya🥰

#this is a joke dont come for me #genshin impact #genshin

[depresso-espresso-expresso]

ANYWAY 'boutta chug *math loading* roughly 520mg of caffeine so hope I actually finish what I need to get done before my body starts disolving from the inside.

#caffeine #depressao #lets do this #ready to explode #manic depression #manic episode incoming #i like to live dangerously #Kickstart my mania inti gear yknow #Forcibly wrench my mind from the shitty #this is a joke dont come for me #all seriousness dont try this at home kiddos

[starry-bi-sky]

Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #yes i know its a joke. its only funny in moderation #its also a shit joke #dpxdc vent #this doesnt mean anything i was just getting this off my chest. dont come @ me about it being a joke #i will only repeat what i said: its a shit joke and i dont care #it should be said #also knowing butch hartman and his love for all things superhero i wouldnt be surprised if sam is genuinely meant to be a caricature of #bruce wayne. considering how a lot of other DP things are inspired of the DCU and MCU. Freakshow. the reality gauntlet. danny is reminiscen #of spiderman #like think about it: she's jewish. she's gothic. she's loudly an activist. she's the top athlete in her grade. she's incredibly rich. #she's slightly emotionally constipated. she might actually be supposed to be a caricature of bruce wayne

[maybebi47]

it was her

#this is a joke dont come for me #she loves british men tho