#this is cringey

[mischeviouspip]

the pain of knowing a little boy who turns into a terrible person. like i knew you. you had a seperate bookmark in your silent reading book cuz you read it to your brother at night. you stuck your head out of a moving car to wave to me when i was in my yard. you wouldn't go to my house because my dog looked scary. you played superheroes with me when we were little. you taught me how to kick a soccer ball, throw a football, hit a baseball. you talked to me on the school bus in the morning before other kids got on about how you didn't think it was fair that boys couldn't play with barbies. you got embarrassed because i caught you lip syncing along to a pop song that was playing over the radio. now you spread homophobic bullshit, laugh at racist jokes, treat women like shit. what happened to that little boy? i miss him.

#this is cringey #but ive been thinking about it a lot #its kinda damaging to my inner child #bring back my childhood friends #not these assholes they grew into #feminism #writing

[hatsunepiku2009]

I've never had a man call me "mommy" before and I thank the heavens everyday

#memes #funny #bad pickup lines #THIS is cringey #ew

[beif0ngs]

everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now 

#One Piece #opgraphics #One Piece Live Action #Roronoa Zoro #Buggy #Buggy the Clown #OPLA #oplaedit #One Piece Netflix #Mackenyu #Jeff Ward #*mine #just wanted to gif these scenes of Mackenyu as Zoro cussing out Buggy lmao #so yeah i watched the OPLA... #and i can now TRULY say that this isn't for me #honestly i had to fast forward/skip through a TON of scenes bc the level of secondhand embarrassment is real 😬😬 #never been a fan of anime live action adaptions and i stand by my prev thoughts of One Piece being adapted into a live action series #like i still found a lot of the acting and dialogue super cringey when being uttered by people irl #and i'm unable to get emotionally invested in these characters at all in the live action series #but hey at least it wasn't as terrible as i thought it would be

[gayvampyr]

“ugh this character is so annoying and immature” this character is 14

#text post #have to keep reminding my sib that the ‘cringe’ character in a show we’re watching is still a kid and is therefore not only incline but #obligated to be a little annoying and cringey #*inclined #top posts #5k #10k #15k #20k #25k #30k #40k #45k #50k #60k

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Sokka, trying to be more friendly to Zuko after becoming Aang’s firebending teacher: relax, guy, I like gay men

Zuko, sweating profusely: that’s nice but…I’m not gay

Sokka, who has been daydreaming about kissing him, KNOWING his fantasies were based off of some fact: [squinting] I don’t believe that

#memes #avatar #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #zuko #zukka #zukka memes #I just love this audio it’s so funny #relax I like gay men #Zuko aka mr gay gayman the gay man #im not gay #NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE THAT ZUKO #I like to think that Sokka has like #cringey middle school anime drawings of him and Zuko kissing #he doodles in the middle of aangs bending lessons #in between hassling Zuko and being a general nuisance #he needs his hobbies #and I support them 100%

[soupthatwasreheated]

Alice Dyer is NOT Tim 2.0. Their humor is completely different. Canon Tim is incredibly different from fanon tim. He is funny sometimes, but when it comes down to it, his humor comes down to “millenial who makes the occasional pop culture reference and is jokingly flirty sometimes”. He knows what a meme is, but his meme knowledge is not that far advanced from “I can haz cheesburger” cat. He is not hip with the memes. Alice is the one who is hip with the memes. Please let this woman be cringe and let Timothy Stoker be free from the chains of comedic relief meme guy.

#I’m probably gonna delete this later idk #God forbid women are losers with a somewhat cringey tumblr sense of humor #anyways. I’m only protocol tagging this so people can avoid it if they don’t wanna see protocol stuff #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #i dont think this is discourse so I’m not tagging it as such? but I can add it later I guess if I decide to let this thang live #rambles

[sleepys-circus]

I keep seeing critics talking about the fnaf movie being poor but it literally isn't for them. I saw someone else saying the movie's a love letter to the fandom and i WHOLEHARTEDLY agree.

This is how i took it: We, the fans, are Anton Ego, the critic from Ratatouille; the ratatouille was special to us because it was our childhood. I hate ratatouille (the food), but to Anton Ego it was everything. Critics don't like the fnaf movie because they only have the movie as context, but to fans, the fnaf movie is everything and we love it even though it's a little cringey. In fact we love it BECAUSE it's cringey in some cases.

Like no new viewers would get the chica's magic rainbow part, or the MatPat reference, or the whole ongoing bit about Dream Theory sucking, or understand how hype the whole ending part was.

I was lucky to be in a cinema full of fnaf fans, and we were cheering and laughing, and screaming at the references. People got up when the movie ended and SAT BACK DOWN when the living tombstone came on. We shouted the letters of the code, and screamed when Matpat said his line. People clapped and cheered at the end, and people were crying at the parts where they were treating the animatronics with love and affection.

No critics would understand how much fans want to interact with the animatronics in a positive way, or understand how much importance the five seconds of its me on the mirror means in implications of the lore. They wouldn't understand because they haven't been waiting a good part of a decade to see this movie. They came, they saw, and that's it, it was a second of their life, but to us it was everything. This is our ratatouille, made to impress us, not the other people in the restaurant. This was our movie, a love letter to the fandom, not the critics.

I like the changes to the story, because it puts us back at square one. We're fumbling to rearrange lore and timelines. We have to rearrange names, and start with a blank slate, and it feels like a homecoming where to critics, it might feel a little messy.

We've been given a chance to start the journey all over again and i fucking love it so much. Because i'm an adult, and all of a sudden, i'm twelve years old again and we're trying to figure out if phone guy is chica, and struggling our way through whatever the fuck was happening in fnaf 3 to get the good ending. The critics don't get this.

They don't understand how hype the midnight motorists reference is, nor did they care about the references on the chalkboard. Or the code at the end, or the song choices, or the lore implications. They don't understand the sudden lore drop of william afton, or the way he's acting, but we do. They don't understand the vengeful spirit, but we do. Nothing is explained to the audience, because we don't need it to be explained.

This is our ratatouille, and we love the rats in the kitchen.

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf movie #fnaf spoilers #five nights at freddy's spoilers #no because this movie means so much to me #and i love all the cringey bits #like this is my childhood and it was cringey and i love it and i love you and i love this #and you can't take this away from me

[twizzlerr]

what if we kissed our mouths together...... at the 2fort Intel room.......

#texas toast #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer #fanart #tf2 fanart #my art #tf2 pyro #here i come with my stupid cringey yaoi men brainrot #forgive me

[ohhhworm]

#back to work tomorrow so less time to make stupid cringey memes rip #saw series #sawposting #saw 2004 #chainshipping #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw franchise #amanda young #dr lawrence gordon

[swordheld]

do the silly thing. if you do not do the silly thing time will pass and it will not be the same silly thing it could have been. it will still be silly, and it will still be yours, but it will not be the same. this is both a blessing and a curse, but so is living; and if you do not do it now when will you? who will? it has to be you, it was always meant for you, waiting for you.

#this is about writing for me but could be about anything (that is not hurtful to urself or others. very important) #that's why it is silly (affectionate) or cringey (affectionate) like u gotta just let yourself go sometimes. you have to do the thing. #even if it is terrible horrible (not what you want) bc at least then it EXISTS. at least it holds space in the universe and it lives outsid #you can let it sit and rot and gather dust but at least then you can go back to it. even if it's horrible there is at LEAST at least - #one kernel of it that you can bring into the next piece. at least one shining pearl of something. #even if it needs work or months in those lil funky rock tumblers for geodes and gemstones and all. even if needs SO much work. #at least it is there!!! and it is yours!!! #it's your call to action if it's something u want w/ all your heart. #or even a piece of it. if it's something you want? well - it's already yours. it always has been. #you just have to take the first step / the first breath / and begin. #scribbles.

[rukia-g]

Hi my name is Marinette Dark'ness Dupain Raven Cheng and I have shoulder length black hair with a pink streak tied in two ponytails and a lot of people tell me I look like Shadybug (AN if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Adrien Agreste but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm half Chinese but my eyes are blue. I have pale white skin. I'm also half French and I live in Paris with my parents in a apartment on top of their bakery. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black and pink. I love fashion and I make most of my clothes myself. For example today I was wearing ripped pink jeans, a white t-shirt, a black jacket and black boots, with black fishnet fingerless gloves and a black and pink ascot. I was walking to school. It was raining and thundering, which I was very happy about. Chloe and her friends stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

#marinette dupain cheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous special #shadybug #ml spoilers #emonette #my immortal #my immortal parody #this probably has been done already but i had to lol #it turned kinda cringey but it's a parody of my immortal it's meant to be cringe #ml special paris #paris special #ml paris special #ml crack

[syn0vial]

i have absolutely zero interest in the "ascendant!astarion/obedient, submissive spawn!tav" content that everyone seems so crazy about, but you know what ascendant!astarion ship does intrigue me? ascendant!astarion/absolute!tav. astarion is tav's sire. tav is astarion's god. what the fuck would that even look like?

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #ascendant astarion #i'm just intrigued by the sudden reversal that must occur #astarion basically makes you his slave and gets to enjoy the power trip for all of like. two days. #and then suddenly you become a literal god and he just another of your worshipers #you know how ascendant!astarion says all cringey shit about tav sitting naked and obedient on his lap or w/e? #tav just doing an old switcheroo on that lil fantasy. yeah. yeah.

[andromeda3116]

one thing that i've noticed and begun to seriously appreciate upon rereading the watch novels is --

sam and sybil are not in love when they get married.

they like each other, but they aren't in love. and i think this is why sybil seems to be kind of in the background of men at arms and feet of clay, like, sure, she's his wife and he appreciates her and cares for her but he doesn't love her -- yet.

and i think it's the knitting moment at the end of jingo when it happens to him. like that john green quote about how you fall in love slowly and then all at once? i think the moment when he comes home and she's been trying to knit him socks but she's no good at knitting and so it ends up being a scarf instead of socks -- i think that's the "all at once".

and then after jingo, suddenly sybil matters more to him, appears more in his thoughts, he's so proud of her in the fifth elephant for everything she does (she is such a badass in the fifth elephant), and it's the cigar case she gave him that is what he longs for amd desperately needs to hold onto in night watch, the memory of her. she's much more important to him and his perspective in the later watch books, and yes the doylist interpretation is that sir terry developed the relationship more as he grew as a writer because he didn't feel like he was very good at writing romance, but i like the watsonian interpretation --

that sam vimes was not in love with sybil ramkin when he married her, but instead fell madly in love with her along the way.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #sam vimes #sybil vimes nee ramkin #sam/sybil #i love this relationship so much #i mean. he wears the scarf proudly. no shame or bashfulness about it the way he used to be cringey at her displays of affection #and after that he wears the socks she makes for him even though she's still not very good at making them #because he loves her and she made these socks for him #it's just very sweet #i love them your honor

[feydrautha]

There's just something about the earnestness and commitment to the inherent silliness of acting when it comes to Jeremy Strong...

[whole interview here]

#jeremy strong #kendall roy #succession spoilers #'im not in the business of judging' like! acting is the OPPOSITE of judging it means going the extra mile to portray an emotion! #why do you think community theatres do these exercises that look and feel silly bc Oh Man are they silly and cringey to an outsider #but it's all to make you feel at comfort with play pretending no matter how over the top is it

[swiftlythebest]

People are saying it’s cringey that Nick kept saying “I’m bi, actually” and that proves they don’t actually understand anything. Every time he said it out loud, it was in response to someone saying he was gay. And he’s not gay, he’s bi, actually. The one time he says it preemptively (the IG caption), there’s still a ton of comments calling him gay. So yeah, he did have to say it every time because people assuming he’s gay is just as invalidating at people assuming he’s straight.

#heartstopper #like congrats on never having to defend your sexuality I guess but some of us aren’t so lucky #and to have a main character on a major tv show confidently and regularly declare he’s bi is INCREDIBLE #and you’re gonna complain because it’s cringey? #the overuse of the word cringe is the death of art

[felsicveins]

If I didn't love you, it would be fine

#woah jd julien angst 2 days in a row : 0 #more likely than you think #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls oc #trolls oc julien #john dory #john dory trolls #dw trolls #jd ex husband #oh girl. where did your goggles go 😂😂 #these are also hella old #are song lyrics kind of cringey? whatever #its fucking trolls angst . were beyond cringe