#this is literally killing me

[degreeofdisorder]

on a scale of one to henry posting a picture of philip and martha next to the cake he trashed as his congratulations ig post, how much of an asshole are you

#rwrb livenats #rwrb spoilers #rwrb movie #rwrb #red white and royal blue #this is literally KILLING ME #he's such a lil bitch I'm obsessed w him

[myriad--starlings]

"And so Grief and Shame abided in adjoining rooms with the door shut between them, holding their pain in their arms instead of each other."

— Strange the Dreamer, Laini Taylor

#local birb reads books #strange the dreamer #laini taylor #this is literally KILLING ME

[yourtinseltinkerbell]

#jason ralph #stella maeve #the magicians #themagiciansedit #~ #this is literally killing me #both for quentin&julia reasons and how unbearably attractive they are

[crazlee]

being forced to look at your ler is such a struggle

The eye contact and seeing the shit-eating grin on their face is so flustering

Knowing that they’re absolutely loving the fact that you’re a mess is so HORRIBLE

#sfw tk community #lee thoughts #this is literally killing me #you don’t know me

[pianocat939]

IF YOU DONT WRITE HORSE ILL DIE

OK FINE I WILL WRITE YOU A PLATONIC, REAL LIVING FUCKING HORSE. I THINK THIS IS 1000 TIMES WORSE THAN MICKEY.

Look I know this is short but this stuff is making me question life so no one can judge me.

Tw: possessive behaviour, clingy ig, questioning my existence rn

Yandere Platonic Horse Hcs

Type: Clingy + Possessive

(Bro I'm praying to fucking Marina that my blog doesn't get more cursed than it already is)

It was a wild horse prancing around the plains, surviving on its own. I never even thought of being domesticated, that is until one fateful day.

You were a normal civilian who ran a small farm. It consisted of only chickens and goats, but it was perfect. Both you and the animals were content with life.

While feeding the goats, you noticed a large horse not too far from your property. It stood proudly, with its mane flowing in the wind like some stupid Barbie doll.

You waved to it, knowing very well it won't answer. But oddly enough, it did.

It stalked towards you, the slow clomping of its feet making a nice clicking sound. And soon enough it was right in front of you.

It pushed its snout into your hands, gesturing you to pet it. You complied, brushing your palms against its fuzzy fur/hair.

Since that day, it stopped by every few days; which slowly became an everyday event. It would ask for pets and occasionally food: nothing more, nothing less.

Recently though, it started to nip at your goats, huffing if they also asked for pats. It almost seemed to infuriate them.

Now, it's at your home 24/7 and sometimes tries to get inside your house. What did you do to have this wild horse attached to you?

"*Neigh neigh* *Whinny whinny* *Snort snort*"

"Those stupid paper-eaters keep stealing your attention away!"

(I don't know how to feel)

(Also, I actually have a fear of horses, equinophobia. I don't care if they're in pictures and videos but if they're like a field away from where I stand I freak out and try to leave. I honestly don't know why I'm scared of them)

#yandere #yandere x reader #send help #kamisama please help me #idk how to feel #this is literally killing me

[jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj]

um. not to be dramatic but if they don’t make up RIGHT FUCKING NOW im going to kill myself

#sora haena! #this is literally killing me #i hate strife i hate drama i hate it all

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

#batman #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #stephanie brown #dc comics #icb i posted this w/o tags the first time #what is wrong w me #superman: where do you find these kids #bruce: they just show up tbh #especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up #anyone: so which one is really robin? #bruce: they are all really robin. #bruce: dick wanted to kill a man. #jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY. #tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me #stephanie also wanted to kill a man. #damian did kill a man. or two. #YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark

[mcmissileproof]

favorite hobby when I'm driving is to catch someone trying to climb up my back bumper while I'm going a completely reasonable speed and just slowly take my foot off the gas. you seem upset, brother. why don't we slow down and enjoy the view awhile

#if you won't maintain enough space to stop if I have to slam on brakes then I will just have to go slow enough that it won't kill us both. #kisses 💜 #goes double if you have your brights on #some guy tried to tailgate me with brights on in the rain at night a while ago and I was like beloved we are going 20 until you stop that. #like at that point it's not even spite it's literally that I can't see to safely go any faster than that #lights off back off go around or accept the pace I've set for us #I don't like driving. also.

[awetfrog]

tbh "Leave" is the funniest dialogue option in most situations

#sorry for hiatus i was moving house and it killed me literally figuratively and metaphorically #my art tag? #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale of waterdeep

[mangetsuame]

I am filled with the urge to write but not the ideas

#HELP #this is literally killing me #i wanna write but i caaaaant

[cosmosnout]

The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)

#Art block auggh but must draw pretty lady aauugghh #also fr thought you mean to tell me this lady with the D. in her name wasn’t out here being an absolute menace #like I feel like she and Roger had to be in the same wavelength of fuckass crazy like cmon now #Rouge and Roger backstory when? (I am delusional) #also her being portrayed as this saintly dead mother figure feels very strange to me. boo to women being killed for plot convenience🍅🍅 #also I really tried to draw her similar to how I draw ace bc he is literally a mammas boy #copy and paste of his mom with his dads hair #AGGGHH I NEED MORE OF HERR #AND IF I CANT HAVE MORE I WILL MAKE MORE💥💥 #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #digital illustration #one piece #portgas d ace #portgas d rouge #rouge #op #one piece fanart

[bink-boink-bonk]

i have a nice list of comfort characters and i thought this would be the funniest paring for this trend lol

#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy #snoopy #blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #meme #meme art #id let mizu literally rip me in half pleaseeee i need her #mizu #charlie brown #doodle #snoopy is so fun to draw

[lilowoof]

#I made this to let out the feels of loving my friends who love me back #if I haven't met some of yall I would have literally killed myself so I am forever grateful #and the fact that those feelings have returned....but I still have you guys....it's heartwarming to know that #I love yall #*I walk away to cry out my emotions* #I am not sure if I will make it to the end of the year tbh but I also want to in order to be around my pals and to play games with them #that's how important yall are to me #god #sorry for being so emotional on a thursday night. it just hit me really hard tonight hahha

[spectral-honey]

AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty

Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #i also think it would be funny if thats literally the only thing jason does as a lawyer after that he just goes back to being a vigilante #everyone on the internet is like 'the iconic career of jason todd wayne: came back from the dead got a college degree got the joker- #-sentenced to death (finally) and then immediately fucked off to do whatever the hell it is he does for fun' #any time bruce and jason disagree jasons like 'excuse me which one of us is the college drop out and which of us is a practicing attorney?' #alfred 'you could have been a doctor but you became a furry themed vigilante instead' will never let this go #also btw jason just stole reasources from the league to get thru college. maybe at first talia was like what & then jason was like #'my alternate plan was to either get bruce to kill the joker or kill all three of us in an explosion' and talia is like #'okay. have fun at school sweetie' #BTW AN EDIT: this post is not reflective of my IRL beliefs about the criminal justice system or the death penalty #IRL those are way more complicated than gotham city/the joker/jason make it out to be #saw a few people tagging this post mentioning stuff about that

[ewwww-what]

You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?

#Adaine having an adult looking out for her for the first time in her life what the fuck #made this while watching the last two episodes of fy #cried twice #I love Jawbone and Adaine. ​this guy tried to kill her in a night club but he’s her dad now so it’s chill #I made her look so sad I’m sorry Adaine #I will always have a soft spot for found family where the family is just a whole bunch of weirdos /aff #(everyone in FH. literally all of them fall into that category for me.) #there’s a shaded version of this with a bg and everything I just don’t like it as much as the flatcolor #d20 #fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 fanart #fantasy high freshman year #fhfy #adaine abernant #adaine o'shaughnessey #adaine fantasy high #adaine fanart #jawbone o'shaughnessey #jawbone fantasy high #fh #d20 fhfy #undescribed #my art

[wyrdoh]

#this is literally killing me