Percy: do you ever look in the mirror and just think "damn"
Nico: yes but that's just my inner catholic trying to send me to hell for kissing boys
Percy:
Nico:
Will: babe, you need therapy
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Everyone ever, mortal and immortal alike: Well at least Percy Jackson will help us with this.
Percy, who has homework: no the fuck I will NOT
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percy: why do people think im good with diplomacy? does no one remember that time i started a war? or the other time i started a war?
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does this make sense
edit: sorry yall im turning off rbs for this its getting to be a lot 😭
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you all seem to forget that annabeth, will and clarrise literally grew up together. you can’t tell me that they didn’t bond during this time.
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maybe i’m mean, but i love slandering relationships that involve characters i hc as aroace. don’t get me wrong, i’m not gonna go bully people who ship the relationship but i will not like that ship. they’re aroace, they’re my type of aroace, they don’t date.
e.g. thalia x reyna ?? i cant like it, i won’t ever like it. reyna is aroace, she’s so aroace coded !! i need her to be aroace for my sanity
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Percy: *proposing to Annabeth*
Nico: say no
Will: I thought you were over Percy
Nico: I am
Nico: it'd just be funny if she said no
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since gods don't have DNA, if demigods were to have a DNA test, the results would only lead back to their mortal parent so it would look like Sally did a virgin mary and Frederick chase had an even more miracle baby
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Leo: does lightning taste like anything?
Jason: like a baha blast.
Leo: fr?
Jason: no.
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