I really like the specific niche of star wars fans that are just obsessed with clones (like myself) bc I swear, we are the most avoidant group of ppl the galaxy has ever fcking met.
what do you mean Hardcase died on Umbara? he looks fine to me?
Fives? Died? girl when? last I remember he was choking the life out of chancellor palpatine
Waxer, dead because of Krell? not if you don't look at it he's not
Domino Squad? ALIVE AND BREATHING, THANK YOU!!
Ponds? killed by a bounty hunter? I'd like to see her try, Mace would kill her
99 will never die, fight me
Tup? are u crazy, I saw him yesterday, we hugged it out
THE ENTIRE 332 COMPANY? We are literally having drinks with them right now, what are you on about?
Jesse has never hurt a soul in his life, he is the goodest boy in blue, he would never raise a pistol to Ahsoka, stop talking okay??
Cody? kill obi wan? someone's been drinking the funny juice huh?
order 66 who? never heard of her, leave me alone, no I mean it. go away. stop. STOP, LEAVE!!
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Said it before and I'll say it again!
Star Wars artists who draw Clones to look like Temuera Morrison and not the barely olive, pointy white guy they use for the clone wars, I love you and I'm kissing you on the forehead right now.
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Anakin: *sneaks in through the window*
Obi Wan, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Anakin: Uh I- I was with Rex
Rex, turning his chair: Wanna try again?
Anakin: okay fine i was with Hardcase
Hardcase, perched on top of the bookcase: strike three bitch
Anakin: Jesse?
Jesse, emerging from the potted plant in the corner: keep digging that hole, buddy
Anakin: yeah well, does Kix know where you guys are?
Kix, dropping from the ceiling: Don't even try it
Anakin: Dogma and Tup are always out late!
The fridge and freezer doors open, revealing a very cold Dogma and Tup: You can't pin this on us!
Anakin: Least I came back, I haven't seen Fives all day!
Fives, riding in doing a wheelie on a speeder bike: Speeder Patrol coming in!!
Anakin: okay but Ahsoka isn't here either! Why am I getting in trouble?!
Ahsoka, perched next to Rex: hey asshole
Anakin: What about Echo???
Echo, muffled beneath the floorboards: Nice try, motherfucker
Anakin: Okay, but what about Cody?!
Cody, slurping a juice box next to Obi Wan: Think again
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