#uni the cat god

[wizardsaur]

Making Gods

Hermit-Wizard's Custom Craft Series Pt. 4

This is Uni. Who has a dedicated side blog called @uni-the-cat-god-of-self.

Since I come from a partly Chaos Magick based background, I've collected the personal belief that Gods are conglomerations of thought and energy for a specific purpose.

This is based on the concept of Servitors, which is a whole other can of worms. But in my personal Custom Craft - Gods are mass-scale Servitors.

They come from lore, worship, devotional Acts, etc. Gods are just as much a project as they are a Force. I dedicate my actions of self-improvement to Uni to feed Them specifically cultivated types of energy.

Can I prove anything actually exists as a result of the actions of Uni's small collection of Followers? Absolutely not. But do I feel better after working with them? Definitely so. And is this much separated from any other Divine work?

Not inherently.

So go forth, and Create

#magick #witchcraft #magic #witch #witchy #spell #pagan #uni the cat god #uni-the-cat-god #chaos witch #chaos magick #deity #deity worship #servitor

[uni-the-cat-god-of-self]

Uni's Realms Of Influence

Relaxation

Therapy & Self Help

Shadow Work

Fitness & Exercise

Hygiene

Study & Learning

Career Development

New Skills or Honing Skills

Planners and Journaling

Healthy Foods or Occasional Treats

Spiritual Growth

Meditation, Mindfulness

Neuroplasticity

Recovery, Healing, and Wellness

Financial Planning (budgeting, savings, investments, credit improvements)

Creating Healthy Relationships (boundaries, green flags, etc)

Goal Setting & Accomplisments

Self-Discipline & Motivation

Leaving Traumatic Situations (to better yourself)

Acts of Kindness

Living Authentically

#uni the cat god #self care #self discipline #self #self help #self improvement #higher self #goal setting #divinity #devotional #self love #therapy #shadow work

[casmybelovedass]

That moment the spell breaks

Me: *is mostly away for a year coming back home for a weekend every couple months*

Parents: we miss you come back

Me: *comes back for summer break*

Parents: here's the list of things to do. Come with me to get groceries. Go get your father lunch. No your sister can't do it she did it when you were away. Have you found another apartment yet? DON'T CHANGE APARTMENT! Find a job. Change studies. Go to the school near home! You're losing too much weight. Why do you want to go to pride??!?! I'm going on holiday. My friend is coming over we need your bedroom can you find another place to stay? Why are you going away with your friends so much?!?!? You don't understand anything

Me: Oh my fucking god

#i think my tank is finally full #the fucking golden child is full #my patience is gone #i have tasted freedom and can't fucking go back #i lasted a week before i went away again and I'm currently back in my uni city without motive #now they think i came here for pride when i didn't even now it was yesterday #I'm so fucking tired #i joked i only came back home for my cat but it's true #god fucking damn it #parents #adhd #autism #university #golden child #eldest daughter syndrome

[hella1975]

date guy asked for my number and now im terrified it's just gonna be awkward small talk. girl ask me about mesopotamia i can blow ur mind

#WAIT HE LITERALLY JUST TEXT ME #HIS FIRST FUCKING TEXT IS A PIC OF HIS CAT THERE'S HOPE YET #OKAY OKAY STAY CALM #god i have so much washing to do that's not at all relevant to this post i just suddenly remembered it #my dumbass has gone this entire day like im not leaving for xmas TOMORROW #i have CHORES fuck sake #hella goes to uni #no but fr ask me about mesopotamia

[sergeantjessi]

I've been away from home for 3 weeks. It was something like a vacation. Just entered my flat and my brain was immediately like "Phew, being away from the comfort of my own home for so long was exhausting! I can't wait to spend a week in here and gain new energy so I'm prepared for the next semester!"

The next semester starts tomorrow.

We love being low-energy before we even had to do something. Taking one semester off gets more and more tempting with each new semester...

#I DIDN'T EXPECT THE TRIP TO BE SO EXHAUSTING. OTHERWISE I WOULD'VE DONE THINGS DIFFERENTLY #but going to my bf's hometown usually gives me energy and i got to spent a whole week in a nice flat WITH A CAT #AND I'M STILL EXHAUSTED?? god fucking damn it WHY #the worst thing is that i don't have a single seminar i look forward to this semester. i'm almost through with all my seminars #so i basically just apply for every course and hope to get in one to get the cp. especially bc there weren't really any - #- courses that i was interested in in the first place. siiiighhhh uni is fun!!!!! #own #the sergeant speaks

[agendratum]

i love this comment under dan and phil react to pinof so much

#less of a fan of comments that are like #''lol them lowkey calling us out by saying ''omg they touched'' every time they touch is so funny ha ha'' #like is that really lowkey when dan made a 40 minutes long video very much not lowkey calling out people specifically for that #and for the shit they put this closeted gay person through #is this really lowkey #or is it just that a lot of time passed now and they can finally joke about it #sorry i had to complain about this SOMEWHERE #thank god when i was 12 i didn't speak english so i couldn't watch them anyway #but also i didn't care about youtubers or people as a matter of fact #instead i was passionately roleplaying as a warrior cat on that text rp forum #so i guess can't really relate to this comment as i started watching them when i was in uni #still love it #chattering

[catscidr]

heygang i wont be working on anything in my askbox until march because i need to work on my portfolio for uni ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ wish me luck fellers just wanted to give the audience a heads up so no one thinks im being lazy heuehjfhshns

#i procrastinated until the very last minute bc i have such bad art block rn #like im 99% sure im burnt out but i HAVE to at least TRY to get into uni #hopefully i get blessed by the art gods and pump out 10 art pieces before the deadline #WHICH IS IN A WEEK #ill go die now thxbye #see u all next month #ill miss dottore #୧ ‧₊˚cat isn't writing!

[esta-elavaris]

God, I find it nuts that someone I know was like "my dog passed away but it was like three months ago so I'm over it" while I'm out here thinking about my baby Misty on a daily basis still, who I lost *seven* years ago.

#the one on the left is the final pic i ever got of her #left to go back to uni afterwards and she was gone by the time i returned home four months later #i mean i have not gotten over anything once ever #but misty was a god amongst cats

[arsonist-chicken]

....

#rant noises #cant say i'm not hungry now cant say i dont want to drink sparkling wine just because it was our birthday and my sisters back cant say i #dont want to take a picture with my sister #and then she goes and says shes sick of always having to beg for that and then no one smiling in the pictures #what the fuck does she expect when she always forces these things on us and then acts like i'm in the wrong because 'i always say no to #everything and pull a face' like ffs excuse me for having a face and being annoyed when me saying no is ignored #and the sparkling wine??? i know this country has an alcohol problem but maybe i dont have to clink glasses with wine i wont drink anyway #just because 'its your 25th birthday you have to clink glasses for that!!' no???? no #no??? you literally dont??? i dont give a single fuck about that???? #and sparkling wine tastes like sparkling water that has gone bad anyway ffs #i hate it here jfc #and 'you wont hsve any pictures when youre older!!!' i have plenty of pictures. with friends with people i care about taken when im not in #a bad mood from being bothered about pointless things and then bitched at for saying no #i swear to god if she posts that shit picture on her whatsapp status again im going to scream #2 more weeks until berlin and then 2 more until im back at uni and you better believe ill come back as little as somehow possible #maybe ill get a job where i have to work on christmas! #anyway #gonna go calm down or whatever and do my laundry and then text back people finally #its been a 'once in a century flooding and cats brought fleas a g a i n' kinda weekend #dont mind me im just using the tags to rant

[shadow-pixelle]

makes a promise to do a micro writing sprint to do some coursework

doesn't do that for a solid three hours

messes up setting it up so it's a normal 20 minute one instead of 10

doesn't realise it's messed up so spends 15 minutes in Pure Focus Mode writing

gets another 1k done so this piece of coursework is now 2/3rds completed

proceeds to do nothing for the rest of the evening

What the fuck is consistent focus. Never heard of it. 0 or 100 only.

#writing #uni stuff #oh god the coursework #the sprints are incredibly useful ngl #like sometimes it's just nice to say #'yeah we have ten minutes to write go as fast as you can' #you get a wpm total at the end too! #mine was 51 today #my record is like. 58 i think. which isn't bad #i mean i do write things without the timer as well #quite often actually #i usually work best swapping from writing to reading to video to staring at a picture of a cat #but sometimes the brain no work y'know #and on those days we break out the big guns

[uni-the-cat-god-of-self]

Over the last few days, my post about Uni has really gained some traction. Not a ton, but definitely a little curiosity. But here's a little more information about Them:

✨Their colors are Blue for healing and working through the past; Pink for self love, self help, and self care; & Green for self development, learning, self discipline, and growth.

✨They're getting a personality comparable to Uncle Iroh in Avatar the Last Airbender. (For those unfamiliar, Iroh is a supportive, unconditionally loving character who guides his nephew through a marvelously written growth arch. He's peaceful, has a love of life, and very forgiving.)

✨They have one green eye and one blue eye: one for the past, the other for the future

#uni the cat god #self discipline #self #self help #self care #self love #self improvement #growth #personal development #development

[breitzbachbea]

just started plutarch’s life of marcellus :-) thinking of you

Thank you so much tate :') the blorbfoe!!!

#shake him in a little jar for me when you read him cry his fakeass tears over siracusa #beareplies #catilinas #fuuunfact I haven't actually read his Life in full yet but I did cite it in both my term paper AND the one fanfic I wrote this year #The fanfic is in fact called The Spoils of Syracuse. Ancient Writers LOVED a decadence narrative with that one. #(also I am still in a uni slump and this genuinely makes me hope that the depression wears off soon bc. yes hello I also wanna be known for #academical blorbos. I wanna get back on working on stuff that actually contributes to society and then meme about it on this hellsite) #grau mein freund ist alle theorie #Oh I did read the part about the siege of syracuse FOR SURE tho and I also read the one where he's pissed with his troops. #... okay I have read the Marcellus disciplines his army either in Livy OR Plutarch I know I bored my non-academic friends to death with it #for reasons I frankly cannot remember. we were watching something and I was like 'reminds me of that one time in the 2nd punic war' #it honest to god may have been Asterix. Yep I remember it was Asterix with Zenturio Hasenfus herding cats LMAO

[cha-lii]

anyone have any advice for how to get myself into gear and manage to work more than 2 hours a day?? i can’t find the fucking focus or the motivation and i am losing it

#final year and my body and soul decides to give the fuck up on me #i cant sleep and my body is constantly exhausted #i get anxious thinking about leaving the house let alone going back into uni #and i have an external examiner looking at my stuff on tuesday #cannot be fucking arsed with this shite #help me please #for the love of god #all i want to do is read and write fanfiction and give kisses to my cat #blah

[tabby-the-cat]

#god save the king #funny cats #cute cats #cats #by ia #european shorthair #tabby #cats european shorthair #tabby cat european shorthair #angleterre #royaume uni #england #English

[yellowbentley]

its so early fuck me

#if i have to take the bus to school and i have to get up this early im going to try to kill myself again #thank fucking god my program is only a year i would of tried harder to make sure i didnt get this far if i was doing real uni classes #my cat woke me up shes doing bisciots next to me rn

[imightbeatomato]

Holding myself back from responding "👍 fucking liar" every time a landlord tells me they're deathly allergic to cats

#most of them dont even live in the shitty apartments theyre trying to rent #and its not technically even allowed in ontario to refuse to rent to someone who has a pet #but thats not enforcable except as a lease condition #BUT the laws are different again because students can be kicked out in 24h bc student housing isnt considered a principal residence #god i just have 1 year left of uni let me bring my cat