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thepaperpanda · 2 months

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Get Us Some Chocolate || Venom & Eddie Brock drabble

Summary: It's still hard for Eddie to comprehend how Venom has changed his life, especially since Venom has so many demands

Warnings: none, just Venom being Venom 😁

Word count: 856

Authors: Cass & Rouge

As Eddie sat on the couch, he watched the wall of his apartment. He couldn't believe what had just happened. Previously a successful reporter, now a man with some kind of parasite; it had to be a nightmare! Suddenly, Eddie pinched himself and cursed loudly, "Fuck! No, no, no, this has to be a nightmare!"

Venom did not form himself, he simply tickled Eddie's side twice before stopping.

Eddie shouted, "No! You stop that! You're not real, you're not here. I got into a car accident and I'm in a coma. You are not here!" Eddie was lost in thoughts.

Venom formed his head behind Eddie and touched his bearded cheek with his slick tongue. "We're real, Eddie."

Eddie said, "You're not!" and went to his bedroom. Eddie hid in his bed and said, "I will go to sleep and when I wake up, you won't be there."

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Eddie slowly awoke in the morning and raised his head. "Hello..?" He asked quietly.

In an instant, Venom formed his head in front of Eddie's. "Eddie, how was your night? Because the position you were sleeping in squeezed us. We didn't like it. Now, move your ass to the kitchen, breakfast time is here!" Venom chanted happily.

Brock's head fell back onto the pillow. "You are here, still..." He let out a loud sigh, then his response was, "I don't feel hungry."

As Eddie replied, Venom poked him in the forehead. "But we're hungry. And we want chocolate. Get up, Ed. You gotta look like a human to do some grocery shopping," Venom said, forcing Eddie to rise so quickly that he fell.

"What! How could you even do that to me!? I have food in the fridge and I don't care what you want. I have everything I need in my apartment," Brock grunted in a reply.

Eddie was forced to run to the door and further up the staircase when Venom repeated, "AND WE WANT CHOCOLATE, AND WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING FOOD IN YOUR FRIDGE. WE CHECKED IT LAST NIGHT, IT WAS NOT WORTH OUR TIME AND ATTENTION."

"You stop that now! Look at me! I can't go shopping in my..." Eddie looked down, "Underwear! We are going home and I need to change!"

This was the moment Eddie's neighbor walked out of a flat. A woman closed the door and turned around, improving a purse on her shoulder and froze when she saw Eddie half-naked. Squeaking, she ran down the stairs as quickly as she could.

As Eddie ran to his flat, he locked the doors behind him, pressing his back to the wall nearby. "It's your fucking fault! You can't drag me out of my flat when I'm wearing nothing," he said as he went to his bedroom.

Eddie was fully dressed and ready to go after a few minutes. "Okay, now we can go."

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Eddie walked through the supermarket, looking at the shelves. "I don't really know what I need..." He murmured to himself.

Venom recited happily in man's head, "Milk, two gallons. Orange juice. Bread. Chocolate. Chips. Beer. Chocolate. Chicken. Cucumber. Chocolate. Beer. And more chocolate. And cheese. And fries. Did we mention chocolate?"

"Why do I need so much chocolate? I don't even eat chocolate," Eddie asked as he began to look through the shelves.

"You're a loser, and we want chocolate. If you don't buy us some chocolate, you'll be without liver or kidney. Or both," Venom threatened.

Eddie grunted under his breath, "If you don't stop acting like the prick you really are, you'll be short of chocolate, or you'll be short of host. Or both."

After a few growls, Venom calmed down. It wasn't until he spotted jelly beans. "We want this! Oh, and that minty chocolate too. Oh, and these chocolate bars are delicious, too. Oh, and those pralines! We'll treat you like a king if you buy the pralines, too, Eddie."

Putting everything in a basket and listening to Venom, Eddie said, "Please, don't eat it all at once. Chocolate isn't cheap."

"We'll get you a better paying job soon, don't worry, Eddie," Venom giggled deeply in the man's mind.

Eddie sighed in frustration, "How the hell would you even find me a job? Do you even know what one is?"

"Of course we know, it's a useless thing you keep doing. We'll make you hireable again."

Brock shook his head and laughed, "Yeah. Sure you will."

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Eddie placed bags on the table at home. "Okay... So... You're really here? You're not a dream, right?"

Venom formed his huge face and showed his long fangs; some saliva dripped on the floor as the symbiote smirked widely. As he rested his forehead against Eddie's shoulder, Venom asked, "Do we look like a dream, huh? Feel us. Feel the power we provide you with. You're strong now, feel all these muscles. We'll make you a hero."

"The life with you inside me won't be easy. I mean, my life is different from yours," Eddie laughed softly.

Putting his chin on the man's shoulder, Venom assured, "We'll fit in easily. This will be a fucking amazing experience."

#eddie brock fluff #venom fluff #eddie brock & venom #fluffy venom #venom fic #eddie brock #eddie brock fic #venom oneshot #marvel fluff #venom fanfiction #we are venom #venom being venom #writers on tumblr

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thebrainrotsreal · 7 months

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Different ghost king outfits! (o^ ^o) Always adored the au as soon as I heard about it, but I never tried to design what it would look like until now! Left outfit is where I tried inverting Danny's usual ghost fit as jumping point, the middle is going ham with more a space/ecto theme, and the last is focusing more on Danny's ice core/powers! The middle's cape, hood, and ruffles near the belt-like bit are all pieces of void/portals, reaching through can pull out anything, and it can shrink or expand to his will!

#danny fenton #danny phantom #phanart #ghost king danny #ghost king au #danny phantom fanart #dp fanart #dp danny #i like to think considering how venomously against danny would be in actually being a ghost king or prince #the somewhat sentient jewerly and/or royal outfits would try being appealing to him by becoming space themed #since he does love space!#if you're wondering why he doesn't wear a crown in the other ones it's because I can hardly see him wearing one personally!#my art!#BEHOLD! an art tag for my art :]

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hollowboobtheory · 1 year

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idc if you personally like spiders or reptiles but if someone posts a picture of their snake or tarantula and you reply with a picture of a gun you're a fucking asshole. that's their PET. imagine if you showed someone your cat and they yelled "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!111!"

#beck rambles #tarantula #looked at the tags of that rancho video to see if anyone else brought up its venom #and i regret it :)#i mean most people were being chill like wow what a blue spider but you know

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mikashida · 15 days

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most normal guy award

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ramshackledtrickster · 10 months

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Venom overflow

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #my art #fanart #he’s not a vampire him being 50% spider is so so so much cooler trust me #here comes mister ‘I POISONED you with the VENOM from my FANGS’

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binary-bird · 6 months

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David's spidersona, Fateweaver, and his symbiote pal Raze!

Normally he fights crime like a regular spider-person, and would only use his monstrous form in a pinch. Over time, however, he starts to use the latter more frequently.

It's not like he's gonna lose himself eventually. I'm sure he'll be fine!

#david hammond #fateweaver #spidersona #it's chocolate cereal for days #[raze voice] aren't you tired of being nice #so technically he isn't his dimension's version of spider-man #he's venom! lethal protector vibes

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ask-spiderpool · 9 months

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#ask-spiderpool #main #spideypool #venom takeover #not being able to kill wade is not a benefit to peter. he wishes he could.

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pumpkster · 9 months

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#art tag #rick and morty #BEST DUOS!! (they have never interacted)#miami morty #miami rick #evil morty #prime rick #role swap #i had to put some random alien item / artifact for roleswap but i had no ideas so #random slime #miami morty has those bracelets that you shake and shine in the dark #only because i was talking to a mutual other day and i got to the conclusion of prime rick being a frog of those that have flashy colours #and they are venomous #none of that is related but it made me remember that glow sticks / bracelets exist #watch me draw a grandpa with anime girl legs pose

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locustradio · 11 months

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unconditional love.

#i drew this kind of in a burst of insperation but now im looking at it #i might have to put a shirt on him. he looks indecent.#IM WORRIED IT LOOKS SUGGESTIVE IT WAS JUST MEANT TO BE SWEET AND INTIMATE #anyway this is my john headcanon. sort of a venom situation you know #instead of getting his own human body he is an amorphous shadow being that COULD function away from arthur but they still stay attached #because. you know. love #art #digital art #malevolent #arthur lester #john doe #arthur x john

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ryoceann · 16 days

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my one and only request for venom 3 is that it be gay as hell. i do not CARE what the plot is as long as it's a love story. my gay monsterfucker love story.

#i will take 120 minutes of symbrock just being a domestic couple for 500 alex idc idcccc #symbrock #venom 3 #venom the last dance #venom #eddie brock #veddie

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daily-crowley · 9 months

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Crowley Of The Day: the way I giggled, he gets it.

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maythearo · 10 months

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Yahoo! Scarabia into the spider-verse concept! That was way too difficult to design, idk why I got stuck on it for so long. I wanna make a comic cover piece with these two soon. I'm in my atsv era.

And UHH apparently Earth 912 is already officially taken by marvel comics but. Let's pretend Earth (0) 912 is different, idk 💀 I just took Kalim and Jamil's birth dates for their universe numbers lol

Anyone who might want to use these designs to make your own art, feel free to do so, no need to ask for permission! as long as there's credit somewhere kwndiwbfjebfj (I consider this the same I'm doing with the MH AU, I don't really own this universe idea or anything, just the designs and hcs I make up for it according to what I personally imagine of these AUs to be 👍👍)

#twst #my art #twisted wonderland #twst fanart #across the spiderverse #atsv #jamil viper #kalim al asim #scarabia #I hc in most universes Jamil always ends up being Venom instead of spiderman and Earth 0912 is a rare exception to that #Jamil generally 98% more likely to become Venom than any other spider person fr #i say venom even though in this concept he looks a lot more like carnage instead but whatever #sometimes i put ref photos that i barely make use of by the final version and i forgor to erase from my design notes so #that photo of the model next to Kalim was a main inspiration for a scraped design of his- not the final one. so just ignore that 😭#.twst into the spider verse

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bridoesotherjunk · 5 months

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I can't post a reply to this on twitter because they would never understand,

but VENOM 3 is the only one I care about at all

I nEED to see Eddie and the goo finally FUCK

#symbrock #venom #sony #marvel #veddie #venom 3 #twitter #marvel movies and sony movies #deadpool 3 #madame web #kraven the hunter #all i want to see is eddie and venom being romantic as fuck #that's it #the rest of these movies mean NOTHING to me #I just want symbrock

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zishuge · 4 months

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Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) | Ep. 13

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4ndeka · 6 months

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"when you are being hypocritical you are in essence acknowledging that a virtue is worthy of emulating."

silly non-canon thing i couldnt get out of my head 😂 Violet here is from my fic

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #zenyatta #ramattra #genji #violet #the contradiction #*procrastinates on ch10 by drawing silly shit*#remember the boxmore commercial from OK KO?#where professor venomous gets fink an ice cream?#same hat #my art #sorry 4 being too lazy 2 draw a tiny #nemesis ram #but the jpeg made me laugh rly hard

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biioshocker · 5 months

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one of the top peter parker meangirl moments was when, mere moments after meeting deadpool, he’d already diagnosed and administered such an insanely targeted takedown that even wade wilson didn’t have an immediate comeback for it— calling him maidenless, bulky, bumbling, and unmarketable all in a single breath like good lord peter don’t even know the guy but in milliseconds he’d managed to pinpoint and pounce on like 6 different emotional vulnerabilities

he’s so insane i never want to meet him

#‘you move like a groundhog’ is such an insane thing to say it circles back around to being devastating #peter like im nonviolent and it’s none of my business if my enemies decide to kill themselves after a 5-minute conversation with me #admittedly deadpool had just pitched him randomly off a bridge while peter was in his civvies dp completely unaware he was spider-man #so like pete can have a little venomous outburst. as a treat #spider-man #spiderman #peter parker #cable and deadpool 24

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