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â¨How are we doing, Jikookers? đ𼰠What a beautiful couple of nights/days. I personally thought I couldnât feel any happier than after Jikookâs couply photo concept, their matching jewellery, JK watching hours of JM content, singing his songs, the NY trip, the restaurant, the boat, then JM congratulating his man on IG, and ESPECIALLY after the Purple Live, with JK discovering, listening and crying to ARMYâs âLove Letterâ plus singing and swooning with his eyes closed to their hidden song âLetterâ. đđ𼰠Just to wake up in the middle of last night to THIS? A naked thirst trap, Kookmin flirting away? OMG. Also JMâs comment âIâm not easy (to seduce)â, after JK was asking if he should come over, which he deleted right away. In my country you would say: âIâm not so easy to have, you knowâ, in a veeeery flirtatious tone. Oh, Man. â¨đâ¨What a night. Just to be right back in my feels after opening my i-Pad this morning, which normally looks like this:
Well, not today.
SWOOOON! Iâm over the moon. Jikook forever. Have a wonderful day, Everybody!đâ¨âď¸đđ
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Leverage Ep 11 >:3
Pre-game thoughts:
ngl the last episode was a lot of fun! got to see Nate at his breaking point, Sophie being the best (as always), ALEC AND ELIOT DUO!!!!!
also it looks like this one focuses on Parker? (at least, thatâs what the blurb says đ¤ˇđťââď¸) so praying for more moments for my ot3 đĽ°Â either as duos or altogether, I do not care. just want them to have screen timeÂ
anyway, canât really think of anything else to add???
I mean, this is the last episode before the 2-parter finale, so Iâm curious if this will touch onâŚ..the â¨insurance companyâ¨and that uh Crowley-looking dude (unrelated to GO!Crowley, a show I should also watch)
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT ON WITH THE SHOW â¨Â
Reaction:
ooooooh a flashback đ
Ok that was not a safe dose
AHHHHHH THE STOVE
NOOOOOOOOO ERNESTO
is he dead?????
oooooooooh team drama đ
lmaooooo parents (Nate/Sophie) using jury duty as a lesson
âYeah, I know jury duty, this seems legitâ <- has only gone once
OooooOOOoooooOoOooh defendant is wearing colored shades, he must be an asshole đ
WAIT WHAT
WHO IS FILMING THE CASE???? IS THAT LEGAL????
babe, please step the fuck away from the jury panel. i would not be in favor of you anyways with you standing so close wtf
oop! she knows!!! fuck theyâre gonna strike her outÂ
ok but seriously who are those camera people???? are they even a real legal team???? the ick is strong, I hope they burn this other team to the ground
YES PARKER
CONVINCE THEM
SHUT NATE YOU WERE A SLIMY INSURANCE MAN BEFORE YOU DONT GET TO TALK
everybody giving Nate the stink eye, yesssssssssssÂ
(You would think, with how much I yell at this man, I hate him, but tis the opposite! Love him. Heâs just an asshole, and I would never like him in person, great character <3)
OMFG ALEC BACKSTORY??????
YES PLEASE
NANA YOU BADASS
ELIOT AND PARKER DUOOOOOO
FUCK YES
Lmao he took the beer
literally before clicking play I was like âyou know, I donât think Parker and Eliot have been a duo yetâ AND HERE WE GO
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE
nO glasses guy đŤ˘Â was a faker?! <- is not shocked
jfc Alec is good đ
ok what you doing Parker? oh wait nvmÂ
Chess???? lmao you nerd
âHmmmm how do we show an evil character is smartâŚ..I KNOW! Chess!â
ohhhhhh big pharma ok (canât believe it took me this long)
WAIT WE DOING POISONED APPLE
ugh no weâre not
oh shit bribery????
ELIOT PLAYS CHESS???? you fucking nerd đ
lmao Parker gets a lesson in social interaction (Iâm so sorry, girlie, Iâd hate it too, but tbh I also befriended an older lady while at jury duty so same????)
itâs ok Parker you tried your best đŤ
âI have a peanut allergyâ <- love you AlecÂ
Nate, I sure hope you donât regret that honeypot plan
OHHHHHHHHH oh dear ok now the brownface comments make sense
Ok showâs age has been shown
jfc Sophie wtf please tell me this is the only episode where this happenedÂ
âIâm very spiritualâ <- đ¤˘Â god how many times have I heard this
Jesus H Christ I canât even look at her T^T
awwwww Sophie is helping Parker
ELIOT YOU ARE SO CUTE
HES TRYING
PARKER YOU CUTIE đĽ°Â
i want Parker and the grandma to be friends. Like best friends
lmaooooooo sheâs foreman now (I donât think I spelled that right)
girlie, you sound like youâre giving the old man a job interview đ
SHE GONNA BUY OUT THE LAWYER????Â
He wonât
Nate noooooooooo
ALEC
YES
MY BOY
HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN A SUIT
but also shit they are treading the legality there (<- she says even tho they do this every episode)
âDo you trust your government, Ms. Vargas?â ALEC đđđđ bringing back the old teachings of being a Jehova Witness i see
WE ARE BARELY HALFWAY?????? (Sorry just looked at the time stamp  what do you mean itâs only been 20 minutes????)
âis that a high school yearbook?â oh my god
Alec, babe, love you, but what
ALEC I LOVE YOU
girlie you could say cauliflower steak
Awwwwwwwwwwww Parker has a friend đ¤§đ¤§đ¤§đ¤§
Alecâs headshot is beautifulÂ
âIt all checks out unless [says an example of exactly what Alec did]â
Ooooooh outsource mention đÂ
Nate there are cameras!!!!
âYou know why they say, âJustice has a blindfoldâ? Because Justice is asleepâ FUCKING DEAD
ok bro this isnât jury duty anymore this is a trial???? did I miss the part where they finished jury selectionÂ
OH SO HEâS AN ACTOR???
lmaooooo he was ScottishÂ
Awwwwwwwww Parker đĽşÂ âshe likes rainy daysâ im fucking sobbing
Ok now thatâs why we were only halfwayÂ
âWe win the trialâ LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Hehe Alec has to actually win the trial
âYou think lawyers arenât just pretending and trying to fill in daddyâs shoesâ ok, uh, wow đÂ
SHE GOT A BAG LUNCH đĽşđ¤§
Eliot on another parents trip!!!
wait who is he fighting???? Oh ok
Nate, you look so fucking dumb đ
*gasp* THAT MEDICAL MAN IS LYING FIGHT HIM ALEC
oh ho ho! bringing up his qualifications I see đ why he now only doing cases in Cali đ
OH HOÂ đ
HE BROUGHT UP BIN LADENÂ đ
GET HIS ASS ALEC! FUCK HIM UP!!! FUCK! HIM! UP!
Alexâs closing statement đ omg đĽşÂ yes babe đ¤§Â beautiful đ take my flowers đđđđđ
jfc Iâm nervous!!!! I know this will end happy but still!!!! So nervous đŤ
nooooo, she must not figure out đŤ
Oh dear,Â
OH YES THEY TURNED OFF THE TV WONDERFUL
lol yesssss girlie, burn that fucking bridge!!!! BURN THE BRIDGE!!!! DIG THAT HOLE!!!!
unrelated but her jacket is super pretty
ok ok here we go. fuck Iâm nervousÂ
YESSSSS LETS GO BITCH
FUCK YEAH MESS WITH THEIR CAMERA
why are you revealing yourself to her????? bro she could find people to get you!!!!
OMG SHE MADE A FRIEND! GET THAT COFFEE
Final Thoughts:
this episode was so much fun!!!! we may not have gotten much of the Parker/Eliot duo but Iâm still happy that they got to tag-team! Parker learning how to socialize, be a team player, and lead was just đđđđđđ wonderful so proud of her T^T Alec was amazing (obviously) and fucking killed both for stalling the case and winning it <3
not as much Nate/Sophie moments besides them acting like parents to their teammates and being a well-oiled machine đ so Iâm still satisfied! a little disappointed that there wasnât any hint for the finale but that might just be because of the messed up order again đÂ
overall: wonderful episode, this might be my favorite of the season (tho Miracle Job still has my heart)
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Half a dozen in one (1 | 2 | 3 | 4Â | 5)
Oh no the Apotheosis is back and it wants to play, thatâs never a good thing
Scriabin is not into it
I wanted to draw King Scriabin but I goofed up the crown so bad lol, at least his face is cute â¨
Pokemon Vargases! From that time that I forgot how to draw their Pokemon versions lol. You have to approach Espeon!Edgar gently, heâs easily spooked
Sylveon!Scriabin is such an attention hog, poor Edgar haha
*puts my feelers around you condescendingly*
Sleeping on each other, always ⼠Even sleeping, theyâre still intertwined lightly, Edgarâs hand on Scriabinâs shoulder and Scriabinâs on Edgarâs arm âŞ
I had an idea about Scriabin âreadingâ Edgarâs mind by guessing how he feels about something, but I unfortunately forgot the specifics just as I was writing it down, so frustrating
I do remember that it was something a lot closer to how Scriabin felt about that thing and he was describing how he felt, not just Edgar, but he realized too late
Made him feel isolated :(
Apology hugs đ
Who wrote this eviction notice, this is a cave?? I just think they turned out really cute here haha âŞ
Stop being naked >:0
Donât wanna get used to it >:(
After all the Father and Daddy puns, I had to lol. Lady!Edgar with her hair down is just so prettyyyyyy
Two mops, makinâ out
For whatever reason, I started a teeny tiny little ScriAnimal series - first up is Scriabat with hand-wings because lol
I was watching a video of someone with their bird who was munching on the inside of their glasses stem haha
Scriabird is here to scream and knock things off the counters
And cutely chew on things
We are stopping this sketchdump for a Jake appreciation minute ⼠Thank you for appreciating Jake, now back to our regularly scheduled programming
A quick and silly digital doodle - waxing via tape is not recommended
Got the urge to draw dragons again, Scriabin needs to settle and Edgar is in protecc mode. His hugs are even harder to escape than normal!
The original sketch for sleepy Edgar - I couldnât decide whether to use âWorldâs #1 Dadâ or âWorldâs Best Dadâ, so I just used both for the final version lol. Did Todd give it to him? Did Scriabin? Did they both get him nearly-matching mugs??
One of the early drafts for the â17 redraw; this was actually all drawn on one layer (on purpose! lol), which was a really fun experiment with some brushes I rarely use. I liked the angle of Edgarâs face too, he looks so smug haha âŞ
Tiny Edgar doodle for a quick reference, heâs so cute âĽ
I wasnât kidding when I said it took a while to get Alone Together right, I was this close to giving up and just doing it the easy way several times before finally getting the trick down - Iâm glad I didnât but sheesh!
I started a pretty long mini idea that I managed to get like 90% of the way through before deciding I didnât like it lol, but there were still some really fun poses and expressions
âWhat is it?â Light concern Edgar âĽ
Probably the most complex panel of the set, as much as I like the leg poses Iâm also frustrated by them lol - didnât help that my page smudged >:P
A little bit of expression practice, the cute thing is Scriabin
I heard it, we all heard it, everybody saw!
Coupleâa Scriabins to practice hair differences. Iâve gotten used to making him simultaneously fluffy and sleek like on the left, but I really love a True Floof look too, with many more starts and stops, itâs really fun âŞ
Uppies!
Oscillates between âWhyâ and âYou canât tell me what to doâ
Brain baby
Weirdly enough, this was actually inspired by a skin-horror idea I had but decided was a little too body-horror-y and so I repurposed it lol
Some goofy matryoshka dolls haha. They remind me of Nearâs finger puppets from Death Note somehow hmm
More hair differences, using opposing methods of line directionality while shading and texturing Scriabinâs hair. Pushing up from under gives this really nice line weight; itâs harder to do consistently because I keep wanting to sweep down, but when it works, the shadows fall exactly where they should and itâs lovely ⨠And like I said, pulling down is a lot easier, and because of that I can get these really uniform lines - I prefer the tapered effect, but pulling definitely has its uses and-
Hey wait a minute-
Golden floof ⨠This is actually really hard to see IRL lol
Edgar Warmup to see if my tablet was working properly, didnât have time to pull up refs so from memory it is!
And thatâs February through May again! Lots of silly little things, and a surprising number of scrapped larger ideas hmmm
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Iâm the âDraft Dodgers for Rodgersâ anon and Iâve read your additions like 3 times now I loved them so much! Iâm really touched at how much thought you put into this silly idea (who would direct and the soundtrack) and your knowledge of football trivia 𼰠Youâre totally right that TSwift would be a valuable piece to the movie considering sheâs popular and Aaron is a massive Swiftie, although idk much of her music. Also youâre right that no Rodgers movie would be complete without the gunslinging icon Jordy Nelson who caught 1/5 of ARâs touchdown balls. And then at the end Matt LaFleur comes to the Dodgersâ rescue; such a nice man and v handsome (Rodgers is v lucky at the end scene. But despite being apart now we all know he appreciates the handsome :D) And you really get why I chose Martin Kove as the cop chasing them because heâs known for being very intimidating roles but heâs also got a lot of comedic ones under his belt and is really hammy. Seriously watching him and Historic Ham Al âhooahâ Pacino would be a treat. (Would also cast Al in a hypothetical Eli Manning movie due to their shared Dunkin Donuts connection.) Really excited about all your additions they were hilarious and insightful đ
DRAFT DODGERS FOR RODGERS ANON!!!!!!
â¨Aka my beloved hypothetical movie writing partner⨠đĽ°đĽđđŻ
So sorry for the late response!!
It definitely wasn't because I didn't see it or didn't care!!!!!!!
AHHHH, I'm SO thrilled that you enjoyed my additions and appreciated all of the time, effort and energy I put into the idea overall!!!
I wasn't kidding when I said that I had a lot of fun thinking about and writing everything up, no matter how long it all took (:
I love that you read my additions 3+ times and are basically like, "Yeah! That all really does work and makes sense for this wacky-ass idea of a movie!" đĽşđ
I obviously don't know who you are, but I'm gonna go ahead and add you to my bestie list because from the moment that you came to my inbox with this idea, I was like, "GASP!! This person is a kindred spirit!!!"
I think that you're amazing for this idea and heart how you saw my additions for what they were. đ
Ok, alright, at this point, I'm just gushing now, but it's all good. đ
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It's great to know that there are other folks like me out there who have these crazy and silly ideas and aren't afraid to share them, anon or not!!
In closing, you are more than welcome to come back at any time with other additions or another totally different but just as equally wild idea. đ¤Šđ¤đ
I also want you to know that because of you, I am working on notes for that hypothetical Eli Manning, Al Pacino movie. đđđ
It's just as insane as what Draft Dodgers for Rodgers is, but on a different level. :D
I'm gonna be so excited to share it with everybody, but especially with you!!!!!
Anyway...!!
Take care, Draft Dodgers anon. đđ
You are awesome and I look forward to hearing from you again sometime!!!!!
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Okay so Iâve had this prompt(?)/idea(?)/plot outline(?) stuck in my mind ever since Black Panther gave me Erik âKillmongerâ Stevens𼺠to drool over so here it goes:
⢠Post CW: Peter and Tony have been together for almost 2 years, Peterâs convinced their endgame cuz theyâre both so in love. WRONG, Peter discovers that Tonyâs been cheating on him with Steve for the past 6 months when Tony moans Steveâs name during sex.
⢠Tony tries to apologize, excuses start flying out his ass, âBaby you know youâre the only one for me.â Peter, against his better judgement, relents and they try to make it work.
⢠Not even a week goes by, he walks in on Tony and Steve. Tony tries to appease him but NOPE, Peter packs his bags and leaves.
⢠On Mayâs suggestion, Peter goes on sabbatical to Oakland where he decides to volunteer at the Wakandan embassy. There he starts to heal and stuff. Then, he gets the chance to actually go to Wakanda for immersion.
⢠In Wakanda he meets the newly healed and inducted prince NâJadaka (Erik). Itâs rough at first, Erik is closed off and Peterâs just starting to find himself again but they make it work. They complement each other and theyâre beautiful together.
⢠4 years later, SI is in need of Vibranium so Pepper and Tony, whoâs not looking so great cuz him and Steve are just not okay, travel to Wakanda to negotiate with the Foreign Relations co chair and COO of the Wakandan Vibranium Distribution
⢠They arrive in a lavish conference room, set up their presentation/proposal, the door opens and a Dora Milajae announces the arrival of âthe soon-to-be Prince Consort of Wakanda, the fiancĂŠe of Prince NâJadaka, the Foreign Relations co chair and the COO of the WVD, Dr. Peter Benjamin Parker.â
⢠âGood morning ladies and gentlemen, shall we start the presentation? I have a meeting with our wedding planner and a cake tasting this afternoon. Who knew planning for a royal wedding was going to be so much work?â Everybody present laughs except for Tony.
⢠Because there in front of Tony is the man whose heart he broke looking absolutely breathtaking with a dazzling smile on his face and his heart aches remembering how much he fucked this up not just for himself but also for SI.
đ¤ŠTADAAAđ¤Š
This actually looks more like an outline as opposed to a prompt but when I started writing the words just wouldnât stopđ
anyways Iâm just sooo glad I got this out of my system as Iâve been playing this story in my head for so long.đâ¨
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i'm glad you're doing good today, i hope it stays that way for the remainder of the weekend đ thank you, that means a lot, it's my first time doing this kind of secret santa, i've done a lot in rl but will do my best to create a gift you will enjoy! đĽ°
i also read that you have a few things you don't want to be included in your gift which is perfectly understandable, none of these will be included in your gift đ
i do also call him hao, i just think it's such a cute name đ and i know your favourite dynamic is the china line. i adore the friendship between hao & jun, their friendship is so precious and whenever they're together, it puts a big smile on my face đ jun is one of my biases & hao is a bias wrecker. basically anyone who's not a bias, is a bias wrecker đĽ°
ah so you're a baby carat 𼺠welcome to the chaotic fandom đ i've been a carat for six years. very nice was the first song i heard and it had me HOOKED đ although, it's only within the last 6 months that they appeared in my ult bias list </3
YES I KNOW WHICH LIVE YOU MEAN ⤠aw my heart, he really is so precious <3 i know a lot of people say that we don't know the idols but i feel like hao is one of the most genuine idols, he is so passionate about his dancing / singing, he just seems like he'd be that friend that you could go to at any time 𼰠i love that video, he's one of my favourite dancers, it's beautiful <3
my favourites are seungkwan & jeonghan, jeonghan was my very first bias but seungkwan is the ult bias (well i'd say they both are but seungkwan more so). seungkwan is very sassy, the friendship between him and hoshi is hilarious </3 seungkwan is one of my favourite people. if i'm ever having a bad day at work, i like to watch compilations of him because no matter how stressed work makes me, seungkwan makes the day a little easier for me and he's so very pretty đ¤ my poor heart cannot function..........
have you watched any of their going seventeen episodes yet? đ¸ if not, i would love to recommend a few of my favourites đ
yes, this was mentioned to me <3 that's absolutely okay <3 i have this noted in my drafts đ
first of all anon, you have now reached ⨠bestie ⨠level because you're so sweet and you're giving me bestie vibes. i'm sure we'd be great friends if we met irl. talking about rl, it's so cute that you've done a 'secret santa' event irl. i'm sure your gift recepient loved it đ it's not a thing where i live but i'd like to take part in one of these one day (if i get the chance to). oh and don't worry, i'm sure i'll enjoy your gift. because it's coming from you 𫶠(i'm making a heart with both hands in case you can't see the emoji)
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oh yes! the china line friendship is so sweet and i like how they interact with each other. at first, i wouldn't have guessed they'd be that close (their personalities are quite different) but they're besties and i now understand it. honestly, they bicker a lot but they compliment each other a lot so yeah, that's a great friendship right there 𤣠likewise, i say hao is my bias but the rest of svt are my bias wreckers. they're one of the only groups where it's difficult to choose a bias yk? đ
thank you for welcoming me into the carat family đ i've listened to their songs since debut but it's only now that i really got into them. which means i have a lot of content to catch up to đđđ yes, this song is very nice (at least they were right about the name of the song lol). whenever i'm sad, i listen to it and i'm almost immediately feeling better đ
you're so right about hao :( he does seem nice and genuine, which is why i was not surprised hearing him say things like what he said in that live.
ah of course! seungkwan is everybody's bias even when they say he's not. i mean whenever he's on tv, my mood lifts up. i'm feeling better and i smile a lot :D also, i really liked seeing his softer/shyer side when he was invited on ahn sohee's yt channel đ my heart was kind of broken because he met THE ahn sohee before me but i saw myself a lot in the way he reacted to her. i mean, i would be the same (or even worse) if i saw ahn sohee đ btw the way you described him is so sweet. he's so lucky to have a fan like you đ
i haven't had the time to watch any gose episode yet but i've seen extracts through the mutuals' gifs & funny svt moments compilation videos and i must say i can't wait to watch them because the guys are hilarious 𤣠if you have any episode recs, please list your fave episodes and i'll start by those ^^
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I donât know if youâve done this before so ignore this if you have, but could I have some dazai and akutagawa jealousy headcanons please? btw, happy 700+
⼠Dazai and Akutagawa when jealous
á´/É´: AHAHA I AM FINALLY BACK AND POSTED SOMETHING and I am so sorry that this is late. hope you like it, luv; thanks đ
DAZAI OSAMU
Letâs see
Dazai would be pretty secretive or good at hiding it when he is jealous out in the public
Like letâs say for example, someone is hitting on you or trying to take too much of your attention
Then dazai will way too cheerfully join the conversation, placing an arm around your waist pulling you close to hint that you are taken
In addition to staring coldly at them to hint obviously that they are not wanted around you and are not welcomed
And so after the cheerful approach towards the person hitting on you, when you both come back he is asserting and making the idea that you belong to him even more clear but to you
Like he will be SUPER clingy and keep cuddling you like a big ass koala đ¨
âBabyyyyyyyy, just put attention to me please!â
âOsamu, you are ON me, what more attention do you want?â
âI donât know maybe start kissing me and telling me how I am the best boyfriend you ever had and probably the only you will ever have and that you love me??â
He says it like itâs very very obvious like dude, itâs okay to be petty but calm down we have more than y/n for everybody in here
Your y/n probably has a lover in another universe and he calls her sweet little sugar boo cakes and kisses her
You are the only one
For example I have more than 4 different husbands, they book registrations for my time though
Anyways this isnât about me (nothing is about me 𤧠*dramatic hand on forehead*)
Dazai lives up to his famous nickname in this blog which is:
đŞ
â¨âď¸ đđđĄđĄđđ đ âđđĄ âď¸â¨đŞ
That happens by the fact that I do feel, that 200% he will make a big ass scene when he feels like letting the inner little shit out and not bothering to hide it, and just throw himself on you yeah just throw and basically cover you with himself
âOH MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE! I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND NOT SEE OUR BLINDING LOVE AS WE ARE SITTING HERE BEING LOST IN EACH OTHERâS EMBRACE! THEY MUST BE LOST IN THE WORLD OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP!!â
Will then check slyly, while being scolded by you about how he made too much of a scene and made everyone cringe away, if the asshole who was checking you out is gone while dazai is just smiling at his defeated face
Dazai Osamu will fight a bitch for you if it leads to it and is absolutely necessary
Like throw hands fight a bitch
Most of the time he will just settle for shit talking whoever is with you, even if itâs a friend (petty bitch)
Because in his words, he said and I quote:
âI am your lover,boyfriend, husband, and all in between; you are O B L I G A T E D to LOVE ME like a normal lover and show me ATTENTION instead ofâŚt h a t person over there.â
Once again, a very very petty bich
He said it with such a disgusted face like baby, they just patted their shoulder
They didnât ask for their hand in marriage and make them pregnant with 12 of theirs kids, you loser
AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE
Truth be told
Sometimes akutagawa lowkey scares me
Like guys do you see his look??
anyhoot đŚ
When he gets jealous, itâs quiteâŚinteresting
You basically have THE scary dog privileges so I genuinely have no idea who in their right mind would get in 2 meters near from you let alone hit on you even in an imaginary headcanons post
They mustâve drank something pretty strong or just donât value their life or maybe they hung out with dazai a little too much
Either ways they are throwing their lives away by even looking at you
Now look, akutagawa trusts you
Like a lot
He wouldnât date you if he didnât trust you like crazy
Itâs just people are so y u c k
They donât get the hint
They check out taken people like there isnât a gazillion other obviously single hell there someone crying to their bestie about it beside them
But they just look at you
HIS perfect baby
HIS pretty baby
And so he gets jelly and they get the glare that wouldâve killed them twice and burned them then burned their ashes and drowned them if looks could kill đĽ°
Itâs a win win situation :>
Meanwhile he is just glaring at them the whole time like âSTAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY.â
And
he will be grumpy the rest of the day, literally the human representation of the emoji: >:âŹ
Like yes I get it you are mad that they took 5 minutes from our alone time but you donât have to âtchâ every time I love you?!
He is as petty as his mentor
Just an aggressive type of petty
Still he hugs you and kisses your forehead cause you donât deserve to be treated badly just because stupid feelings like jealousy exist
Plus he knows you are hot asf and will get looks from those stupid idiots who look at you like you are the best thing in their life
And you are
But they donât get to touch or look
And if you say you arenât then shut up or I will kiss you
Back to our no-eyebrow lookin lover
He will probably fight a bitch for you
âŚokay maybe not fight just kill
ânot probably just most definitely
Akutagawa is most definitely going to snap the neck of someone for you
E S P E C I A L L Y if their nasty ass hands touched you
Like no no no honey
You donât touch what isnât yours
And you definitely donât touch someone who is uncomfortable with it
After successfully burying the body and getting rid of the evidence professionally like his mentor taught him (itâs dazai slander in my mind right now and I humbly apologize)
He will wash his hands and proceed to demand affection grumpily
âY/N get over and cuddle me.â
âBut ryuu I am cooking.â
âFood can wait; I want to cuddle.â
âItâs your favorite though.â
âCuddles can wait; I want food.â
Letâs you play with Rashomon too so he can remind you that he is THE ONLY ONE who has him and that he loves you enough not to make him bite into your flesh
Itâs true love, your honor âşď¸
This is a clownery, why did my ice cream melt
The things I do for writing đ
copyright Š 2020 tender-rosiey
do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported
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Tim Drakeâs Batman: Urban Legend story, but make it ⨠Shoujo Manga ⨠pt 2! (pt 1 here!)
Happy âBatman: Urban Legends #5 releaseâ Eve everybody!! As we creep ever closer to this issues release date, I thought Iâd finally give the iconic hug scene from volume 4 the shoujo treatment-as it deserves đ
Iâve had this one in the drafts for a while now-Iâm pretty sure I sketched it out that first week that part 1 of the Tim story dropped! Iâve still been making Timber content as time has gone by-but the newest issue being so close to release propelled me to finish this one in particular up â¨
I donât know whatâs gunna happen tomorrow-though I definitely have my hopes-but hereâs me putting the good Bi Tim Vibes out into the universe đ
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Iâm also going to be able to celebrate with my extended family this year, and Iâm looking forward to it a lot.
Do you have any Christmas traditions that are very specific for your family?
- secret santaâ¨
Good afternoon (at least in here it is),
Hope you're having a fun day.
I'm so glad to know that. Covid separated many families, it's amazing to know that you will be able to be with yours.
I do have a special tradition. I love to read,always had, and my mother loves too. So since I enter school, every year she wraps in gift wrapper 24 books and reads me one every night. And now with my brother she is doing the same. But she didn't stop reading to me. Every night when she is reading to my brother I will lay down besides him and feel like a little girl again. I think is the best tradition we have and I will never let it go.
Thank you for asking, until you did, I didn't realize how much it meant to me.
Do you have one special tradition?
Lots of loveâĄ
0 notes ⢠Posted 2021-12-03 14:14:21 GMT
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I also celebrate Christmas - my favourite part is spending time with the extended family on Christmas, but I also like the lights a lot.
Are you able to celebrate Christmas with the people you usually do, or is covid getting in the way this year?
- secret santaâ¨
Hello,
I think this year I will be able to celebrate with the extended family, which I'm kinda looking forward to. Are you gonna be able?
Hope you have an awesome day.
Lots of love.
0 notes ⢠Posted 2021-12-02 08:50:00 GMT
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Happy 1st of Decemberâ¨
I like your blog a lot, it was hard to not like and reblog and give myself away.
Do you celebrate Christmas?
- secret santaâ¨
Hiii, Happy 1st of December to you too.
I'm really glad to know you liked my blog, but don't worry, tumblr on my phone isn't giving notifications so I don't know who likes my posts.
I do celebrate Christmas, personally my favorite part is setting the fairy lights around the house. Do you celebrate? If you do, what's your favorite part?
Lots of love.
0 notes ⢠Posted 2021-12-01 19:44:23 GMT
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Heyy just passing spreading love đ
Thank you đ
0 notes ⢠Posted 2021-07-17 20:03:18 GMT
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Ok story time:
So I do kickboxing in a mixed ginasium and there is this girl, she is 17, and she is kinda of a legend there. She started winning fights when she was 15 and she hasnt stopped. So everybody likes her or wants to be her, and she is super respected because, well duh she is AMAZING. Sometimes she gives us classes because the teacher is late and her workouts are reaaaly rough. Like, way rougher then what the teacher gives us.
But anyways, today a new guy came in and she was teaching him the basics. How to trow a punch, how to defend etc... and this part it's very technical so if you don't get it right you wont be a real challenge in the ring so this 30 years old guy was ignoring every order that she gave him. So we went on a break and he came up to her. Now she is a really sweet girl and she has help me several times with my panic atacks, so when I notice that she was uncomfortable I got close to see if I could help. Earlier she had told me she came straight to practice and hadnt eaten lunch so she has eating an energy bar and this stupid ass boy just asked her: "Havent you already eated today. Cause you aint gotta win nothing if you are fat".
AND THIS SUPERGIRL JUST TURN TO HIM AND ANSWER: "Havent you already breath today. Cause its been a waste" and just left him there.
So yup todays been a good day, and I am now happy to inform that she is my idol and I want to be just like her.
Thank you for your time
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#5
Okay so Iâve had this prompt(?)/idea(?)/plot outline(?) stuck in my mind ever since Black Panther gave me Erik âKillmongerâ Stevens𼺠to drool over so here it goes:
⢠Post CW: Peter and Tony have been together for almost 2 years, Peterâs convinced their endgame cuz theyâre both so in love. WRONG, Peter discovers that Tonyâs been cheating on him with Steve for the past 6 months when Tony moans Steveâs name during sex.
⢠Tony tries to apologize, excuses start flying out his ass, âBaby you know youâre the only one for me.â Peter, against his better judgement, relents and they try to make it work.
⢠Not even a week goes by, he walks in on Tony and Steve. Tony tries to appease him but NOPE, Peter packs his bags and leaves.
⢠On Mayâs suggestion, Peter goes on sabbatical to Oakland where he decides to volunteer at the Wakandan embassy. There he starts to heal and stuff. Then, he gets the chance to actually go to Wakanda for immersion.
⢠In Wakanda he meets the newly healed and inducted prince NâJadaka (Erik). Itâs rough at first, Erik is closed off and Peterâs just starting to find himself again but they make it work. They complement each other and theyâre beautiful together.
⢠4 years later, SI is in need of Vibranium so Pepper and Tony, whoâs not looking so great cuz him and Steve are just not okay, travel to Wakanda to negotiate with the Foreign Relations co chair and COO of the Wakandan Vibranium Distribution
⢠They arrive in a lavish conference room, set up their presentation/proposal, the door opens and a Dora Milajae announces the arrival of âthe soon-to-be Prince Consort of Wakanda, the fiancĂŠe of Prince NâJadaka, the Foreign Relations co chair and the COO of the WVD, Dr. Peter Benjamin Parker.â
⢠âGood morning ladies and gentlemen, shall we start the presentation? I have a meeting with our wedding planner and a cake tasting this afternoon. Who knew planning for a royal wedding was going to be so much work?â Everybody present laughs except for Tony.
⢠Because there in front of Tony is the man whose heart he broke looking absolutely breathtaking with a dazzling smile on his face and his heart aches remembering how much he fucked this up not just for himself but also for SI.
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This actually looks more like an outline as opposed to a prompt but when I started writing the words just wouldnât stopđ
anyways Iâm just sooo glad I got this out of my system as Iâve been playing this story in my head for so long.đâ¨
26 notes - Posted June 8, 2022
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â¤ď¸IL SUO CUOREđ
This is my first ever starker fic and I hope you like it. The fic is not beta read because this was supposed to just be a ficlet that turned into a full length-ish one. For some reason when I opened my Notes app this story just started to write itself so its rushed and not perfect, so please be kind to itđđ˝ alsooo TWâźď¸ for attempt at non-con starting from: âmemories of his Heartâ up to âBack pressed against the wallâ. If anyone wants to beta this please feel free to dm me and Iâll post it on ao3 đ¤Šanyways hereâs the fic, I hope you like it!đĽşâ¨đ
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It happened. The one thing that Tony tried to warn everyone about. âA suit of armor around the worldâ, thatâs what they needed but no one NO ONE believed him and it cost him the one thing THE ONE THING he couldnât live without. THE ONE THING heâd burn the whole world for.
Two years. Two blissful, mind numbingly wonderful years became the film reel heâd see every damn time he closed his eyes. Whispers beneath black silk sheets. Smiles reserved only for him surrounded by his creations, Their children. Declarations of âItâs going to be You and Me together Baby, always.â Hazelnut eyes sparkling with intelligence, wit, and love. The Love he lost in a planet lightyears away from home. Gooey caramel eyes that looked at him with so much adoration and warmth. So desperate to feel a smidgen of that warmth again, he plunged right back into old habits.
âTony, you need to stop this! Youâre killing yourself!â Tony looked at her, tumbler creaking under the weight of his hand. The woman he thought he loved years ago. Ha! She couldnât even accept the biggest part of him. Couldnât look at the symbol of his determination and perseverance to live. No, He was the only one who truly loved him but Heâs gone now, he failed Him. Dust in a small alabaster jar on his nightstand. A reminder that He loved him as fiercely as He protected the city that raised Him.
âWhy donât we go away for a little while Tony. Some place quite just the two of us huh? Please for me.â Please for Me. Please for Me. PLEASE FOR ME. Tony, letâs go grab dinner. Weâve been stuck on this equation for 10 hours. Come on, please for Me. Everything imploded. Arms suddenly embraced him. Sinking on his knees and letting the grief wash over his soul, at least what remained of it after Titan. Tony relented, succumbed to the comfort he didnât love.
Nobody knew of course. To everyone else, Tony Stark didnât lose anyone of importance to him. They had no fucking idea that the Heart he finally had after decades of iron and pain and false affection turned to crumbled in front of his eyes, Dust in a small alabaster jar on his nightstand.
The house by the lake was what Tony envisioned the first time He said, âYou know, I love New York. Iâm tied to her but sometimes I just want to put my feet up, lounge on a swing by the porch looking out to a lake with you by my side.â He wouldâve loved it here. His Nymph, his little Sunflower Prince. This wouldâve been Their paradise, His meadow, the house he built for Him beside the lake He imagined, porch swing included.
She didnât let him bring anything he could work on. âNo distractions, please. You need to rest.â Thatâs what she insisted on. She could try and take away, his projects, holograms, ban him from his workshop, but she could never take away the old Starkphone with busted up screen from him. âThis isnât a distraction! Itâs my Lifeline Pep!â A Lifeline filled with conversations of forever, images of those two years, and His voice. She tried to fight him for it but she backed off eventually, said âokay Tonyâ and went back to her calls. Her worked distracted her enough from realizing that he had another lifeline strapped to his thigh for safekeeping.
âTony, come on. I know you want it, need it even.â It became a routine a few weeks after she sequestered him in the middle of nowhere. âNo Pep. I donât want it. I donât need it. I have my own room for a reason.â A conversation repeated almost everyday now with the same words said, the same responses given. And every time she sulks, flounces around house, clattering pots, pouting, looking at him with glassy ice blue eyes, he apologizes like itâs his fault he doesnât want to touch her like that. Canât even stomach anyone touching him like how his Heart used to.
He sleeps, he eats, he tries to survive. She âdotesâ on him, tries to get him to open up, then tries to distract him with SI work because âthe company still employs thousands of people Tony. We canât all be stuck in our grief.â With nothing to drown himself with, he relents. Works on improving tech for Stark now that âTonyâs had time to grieve and heâs going back to work Mr. Walker, donât worry Iâll make sure of it.â
They celebrate the company hitting another milestone 1 year, 7 months, 16 days after Titan, after the snap, after he put Dust in a small alabaster jar on his nightstand. Stark giving the world a breakthrough in first response equipment. A biodegradable easy to use adhesive for wounds based on His formula. A formula tucked away in the servers he made for Him. Servers she had no right snooping around in. âThis could help a lot of people Tony. Relief operations, rescue missions theyâre still happening. SI could aid in those efforts.â He wasnât convinced, this was His. His creation and no one but Him should decide what to do with it but heâs gone, Dust in a small alabaster jar on his nightstand. âOkayâ he yields.
âThis is great Tony. Weâre still on top of almost all major fields. Stark is still the powerhouse we built despite everything thatâs happened. And youâre finally coming out of your funk. Here, I know you shouldnât but since itâs a special occasion you can have a glass or two.â One glass, two, three, four. One bottle, two, three, four. He sat there, throat burning, vision blurring, his whole world spinning, it was nice feeling warm again, even just a little bit. He wants nothing more than to keep floating, drifting like he did in the Benatar. No expectations, no deadlines, no pressure, just him and memories of his Heart.
Then a weight on his lap disturbs his peace. Arms around his neck, hands on his hair, chapped lips on his. âItâs okay Tony. I know what you need. Donât worry Iâll take care of everything. Weâll be a family, Iâll make us a beautiful family. You and me together, always.â He screams, âGET THE FUCK OFF ME!â Shoves his arms forward and scrambles to the corner of the room. Back pressed against the wall, nanites crawling up from his thigh to his outstretched arms, gauntlets ready to fire. âWHAT THE FUCK TONY! We were finally going to be together again!â This bitch, THIS BITCH! âWhat the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?! I TOLD YOU! I told you NO YOU BITCH! NO!â
âTONY! Iâm trying to help you! THIS, ALL THIS I can fix it for you. WE can fix this, all you have to do is let me take care of you the way you need it.â
âTHE WAY I NEED IT?! And you think what?! Everythingâll be okay after we fuck?! Is that it?!â
âNo! Weâre going to make love the way we used to. Tony, I love you so much, I just want to help you, let me help you.â
âI donât know what ideas youâve convinced yourself with Potts but I donât love you anymore! Hell, I never knew what love TRULY meant when we were together. Whatever fantasies youâve conjured up about us is just that, a fantasy because Iâve only ever loved someone once in my whole life. My Heart, who I lost on a godforsaken planet lightyears away from here!â
âTony you donât mean that! Youâre just confused, we werenât together when you were up there, Iâm still here Tony. We can even be a family now. No more Iron Man or Avengers distracting you. We can finally make a life together, a family. Donât you want that?â
âMy Heart isnât you Potts. It never was. I donât even want you to know who He was after what you pulled you selfish bitch! The only family I want is the one I built with Him! Just like how I want to live in this house, the house I built FOR HIM, WITH HIM!â
Seething, he was seething. It was clear, even to Rhodey whenever she let him visit, that he held no affection let alone love for her. He thought she was safe, but he shouldâve known. Shouldâve realized all those times she insisted she take care of him that way. How could he be so stupid.
âTony, please you have to understand, Iâm doing this for US. I wonât let you ruin the life I made for us here. I wonât let you!â
âWhat life?! I was trying to survive my grief, these months werenât us making a life together. I needed a place to grieve the Love I lost and you INSISTED on being there for me but what did you do? You took away my suit, Rhodey has to go through you before he can visit me, you only let me use the workshop because you thought I just needed to suck it up and make SI more money! This isnât life, this is a prison! And I was soo stupid not to realize the shit you were pulling.â
He had to leave. He had to be safe, so he fired at the wall across him and ran up to take the last thing that was His. Dust in a small alabaster jar clutched safe in his hands, the suit engulfed him and before he could reach him FRIDAY freed him from the prison she made.
âIâm so sorry Baby, donât worry Iâm gonna make sure that Weâre going to be safe from now on. FRIDAY set a course for the compound, alert everyone Iâm coming back.â
The field was littered with the remains of the team he once considered his family, a family that he was trying to mend because the world needed them. Youâre so much more than who you mask yourself with Tony. Youâve always been kind, generous, you gave the world a hope unlike any other. And I AM SO PROUD of you for doing this. Nobody moved when he landed but when the nanites retreated, their eyes saw everything. The grief he tried to survive, the pain that bled through every bone in his body, they could all see it now. Laid bare, hands clutched around the Dust in a small alabaster jar, he wept.
âItâs okay Tones, FRIDAY told us, itâs going to be okay, youâre here now, youâre safe.â
The days passed but the hollowness didnât, everything was still painful but he was starting to hope now. He didnât think heâd ever get to the point where he would function without his Heart but he was trying, itâs what He wouldâve wanted. Iâm not going to pretend that I know how difficult this must be for you Tony but you are doing the right thing. Itâs scary, Iâd be peeing my pants if I was in your shoes, but you can get through this. Iâm gonna be with you every step of the way.
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#3
âThey met by pure chance.
Peter was working a very much illegally obtained job as a pizza delivery boy, and Tony had just escaped Obadiah's dreadfully boring client briefings. Peter makes his last delivery to a shitty nightclub- the same shitty nightclub Tony picked to avoid paparazzi.
Tony is not gay. He's really not. He's just drunk and painfully horny. He figured he'd give it a chance because this guy was very hot- and definitely on the young side but that's what bouncers were for, right? To check ID.
He didn't expect to fall in love. He didn't expect to be someone's dirty secret. He didn't expect to be the one begging for a relationship.â
Made my first ever moodboard for this starker fic Iâve been obsessed with for quite a while now which is Dacrylagnia by Extrahođ¤Š
Itâs very well done and a big departure from the common dynamic that Iâve seen starker portrayed in ficsđ hereâs the link and as always, mind the tags!đâ¨
86 notes - Posted April 22, 2022
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Post CW Avengers where Alphas Steve and Bucky pull a Clint-with-the-secret-family and bring the entire team to hide out in their upstate NY home but forgetting to inform their former HYDRA Spider/Red Roomâs only begotten Son/Herald of Death Omega Peter that theyâre bringing guests over.
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âYou know, when I told you boys you could bring work home with you sometimes, I meant you could bring paperwork or evidence you need to study, not bring your entire team over because the villain of the week blew up the compound.â An unknown voice rings loud and clear in the hull of the Quinjet startling the already agitated heroes.
After a moment of stunned silence, Tony peeps out, âUm, hello? Hi! Who are you?â
The voice responds cooly, âAsk the Alphas whose knots are in danger of being fodder for the pigs.â
âHeeey babydoll! Um We know this isnât the best time to do this but we thought the team could spend a few days at ours?â Steve, who apparently knows the owner of the voice, reasons. The Captain fiddles with his hands and throws a sheepish smile towards one of the cameras.
âDonât you babydoll me Steven Grant. We agreed that the pups and I are off limits to your crew until weâre all ready. This is a clear violation of what we agreed on.â âBabydollâ bites out.
Bucky opens his mouth to respond but is cut off by a flailing Tony, âWait wait wait! Hold on! Babydoll? Pups? What the actual fuck is going on right now?â
Bucky stares at Steve, a whole conversation happens with their eyes. Steve widens his eyes at Bucky and the latters sighs heavily. With a pinch of his nose he says gesturing to the ceiling and then towards the team, âUm so everyone this is Steveâs and Iâs mate, Peter. Peter, darlinâ, this is the team.â
Peter, who seems to be more exasperated now than displeased responds, âI would like to say itâs a pleasure but considering the circumstances itâs quite unfortunate that this is how our familyâs introduced to all of you.â He sighs and calls out to Steve and Bucky, âSteven, James, KARENâll take care of the landing protocols. Make sure not to agitate any of the plasma cannons near the fences, Iâd prefer it that Iâm the one that gets to blast you both for this.â
Both super soldiers let out a relieved breath, âWeâll make it up to you sweetheart. We promise.â
âOh you better or else you both can get ready sleeping with the horses for at least a month.â
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am KAREN of the Spiderâs network. I request everyone to please be seated as we are about to reach the Barnes-Rogers family home. Thank you.
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My #1 post of 2022
Just thinking abt ABO starker with FRIDAY calling Peter âMadame Starkâ UGHHHHH
Could be a post CACW fic with Tony âwelcomingâ the rogues back to the compound and FRIDAY saving him from a confrontation by announcing,âBoss, Madame Stark has arrived and is looking for you.â *insert the roguesâ confusion here*
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