#were...hammer???

[lision-art]

Day 09 - Weapon “Scammed with a different kind of hammerhead potion...” 

#lision #lisionart #lisionlikes #weretober #weretober 2022 #weretober day 9 #illustration #digital illustration #nail art #digital art #hammer #were...hammer??? #werehammer #wereweapon #potion #scam #shiny boi

[theworldsforgottenboy]

Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

#‘​we were a hammer to the statue of David we were a painting you could never frame’ what would you trade the pain for?’ that’s primo shit #Pete wentz you gotta stop doing this to me #(please never stop) #ppl are adding there favorites in the comments and I just want to say please continue #fob #fall out boy #music

[lilnasxvevo]

I love you Monkey D. Luffy I love you protecting the power of friendship through the power of incredible violence

#I just watched the episode where he finds out Bellamy beat and robbed Cricket while they were gone #and Luffy and Zoro turn to each other and immediately nonverbally communicate #ok Luffy is gonna go beat the shit out of that guy and Zoro is going to stay here #I love that Luffy will do anything for people who have been good to him and I love that often the only thing he can do for them is #beat the snot out of the people who hurt his friends #now granted. often beating the snot out of people leads to other results #(like how beating Bellamy got his crew to give Luffy the gold artifacts back) #(or how most fights Luffy enters is with the goal of getting someone to STOP hurting people) #but I just find it endearing that he’s very. when you have a hammer (Devil Fruit) everything looks like a nail (hurting people)

[saint--claire]

When I was a little child, there was a particular library book I checked out week after week, endlessly renewing it as much as I was able. The book, How to Raise and Keep a Dragon by John Topsell was a quasi-nonfiction guide to, as you guessed, rearing different species of dragons. I loved it. Tiny-me had plans.

As an adult, I tried to buy it a few times. No dice. The book was so old that no mainstream bookseller stocked it. Even when I tried niche websites recommended by various booksellers and librarians, I still couldn't find it. It was sadly lost to time, apparently not popular enough to make it into the archives.

But.

My best friend had a copy of that book. We're going to call her G, for several reasons not relevant at the moment. I was discussing my search with G one day, for some reason I can't remember now. She got a funny look on her face, asked me a few questions about the cover, listened to me do a very poor job of explaining with my hands how the hardcover copy had included a real gemstone in the dragon's forehead, and then went off to fish it out of her bookcase.

I was Gobsmacked.

I should not have been, given that the history of shared childhood books between us both would have made a circle with ragged edges, more so than a venn diagram, but I digress. The book came home to live in my house for a few months, and I was delighted by the chance to read it again.

Do people remember those type of books? Dragonology, Egyptology, The Stone Age - a way of introducing children to non fiction. They very earnestly spoke about the responsibilities needed to raise dragons, the practicalities involved. There was a record of registration you could fill out, if you had carefully considered the information to your self and felt you were responsible enough to to go through with adopting a dragon.

I vaguely remember filling out some of the riddle and puzzle questions in the Dragonology books. I would never have written in John Topsell's book, it was a library book.

But.

When I re-read G's copy at home, smiling over the familiar artwork, I was surprised to turn the page and find the painstaking, somewhat-wonky handwriting staring back at at me. Baby G, with her name spelled out in freshly-joined but still-not-quite-got-the-hang-of-this-yet cursive lettering. Baby G had filled the registration out in her best handwriting, in glittery green gel pen to denote the importance of the document. This was compared to the earlier, less important checklists done in plain black ink.

I read the registration certificate. Smiled. Smiled some more at the names listed for G's dragon, her dam, and her sire - Eragon was also a great book. Go off, Christopher Paolini.

Breed; standard Western Dragon. The box 'miniture' was ticked, to show that G's dragon was of the minature specic variety, rather than a full size dragon. This was, as she would later explain to me, chosen on the basis that baby-G felt it was the more financially responsible choice. Also so she could keep her dragon in her house with her, but we're not there yet.

I looked at that certificate. Looked at it again. Looked at the calendar, and then looked at the sewing machine I had just been given for Christmas.

G celebrates her birthday in January.

The template came first. I studied the different images of the standard western dragon through the book, picked my favourite, and re-drew it to a significantly larger scale.

Inking the design to the fabric, four times over probably took the longest.

I very subtly asked G the next time she was over (after hurling all dragon-related materials in a panic into the depths of my wardrobe) what type of colour dragon she would have, should it come up. As G later said, that type of question from me truly did not register as anything other than a question asked from theoretical interest. I transitioned the topic as discreetly as I could after she answered, and delightfully, my sneakiness went in one ear, out the other, and she forgot I had ever asked until several weeks later.

I enjoyed painting them.

Don't ask me how many mistakes I made through this process. So many. I do already know how to sew, but it's been a long time. I'd been meaning to get back into it for a while.

Given that various aunts and grandmothers and my mother had a knack for calling when I was up to my elbows in either paint or pins, it became a family affair. Each of them peered at the project through face time and offered their advice.

Some of the advice I took, some I didn't. No regrets about sewing it in pink thread. Considerable regrets about accidentally slicing one of the feet in half and having to fix that.

In the end though, she was finished.

I carefully pinned on her name tag, with the name baby-G had chosen with a little blue ribbon. A collar was unacceptable, this is a dragon, people, come on. Dragon's don't wear collars.

I put the book in the box, open to the registration certificate, and put the dragon on top. Wrapped the whole thing up with a bow and then refused to touch it before I sent myself mad trying to fix details that didn't really need to be fixed.

A bit late for her birthday, sure, but there we are. We'd gone for a trip off to nowhere for a weekend, to go try wine made out of blueberries and hike up a waterfall. (And climb on it. And swim in it. It was a very good waterfall).

I gave her the box, informed her she wasn't allowed to keep the box, just the contents (it was the only thing I had that was big enough for me to keep all of my A3 portfolios in, it had only been temporarily-repurposed as dragon housing), and then left the next bit up to the gods.

A surprise, sitting un-awaited for some 15 years in amber, to catch up to baby G and adult G together.

Happy Birthday, baby and adult G.

#StClaire speaks #How to Raise & Keep A Dragon #John Topsell #Joe Nigg #the thing about problems hammers and nails #except in this case it was childhood wishes and sewing machines #and as someone said #you were relearning to sew and you started with THAT? #well no #I started with a scrub hat #which kept the hair out of my face while I painted this #and then also that apron my aunt gave me the pieces to years ago that I refused point blank to do by hand #but yeah #101 mistakes later #and one re-attached foot #pretty happy with her #dragons

[grendelsmilf]

i love characters who are ostensibly womanizers but are also flaming homosexuals. it’s the funniest shit in the world to me. i call it. the baoyu paradox

#fruity asf faggots who apparently love nothing more than bedding [checks notes] women.?.?.?!?!.? #o #100 #i need a honglou meng tag #also YES this is about kabru but this is ALSO about rodolphe and henri from a day in the country (watched it yesterday) #also touga technically except i need to kill him with hammers so not really #also michael cassio depending on how u play him. i suppose.. #ALSO. TO BE CLEAR. THIS ISNT the same thing as being bisexual #SOME of these characters are certainly bisexual (baoyu for example) #but some of these characters are straight. some are gay. it’s not simply a matter of ‘bisexuality’ #but alas….. were it that simple…….

[redkelpfish]

I had a vision

#she’s been haunting me since I walked out of that movie but I’ve only just gotten around to doing anything about it #don’t worry I’m a firm ‘peter porker would have hit miguel with a comically large hammer’ truther but this is for the bit #spider verse #spider noir #spider ham #peter porker #across the spider verse #atsv #spider man #art #(​if we find out in pt. 2 that these two were in that chase I’m flipping a table)

[chodzacaparodia]

Bungou Stray Dogs as Rick Riordan book chapter titles because why not PART 1

Part 2

Jujutsu Kaisen Edition: Part 1, Part 2

Haikyuu! Edition: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Blue Lock Edition: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

#I made these first memes months ago and they were waiting on my phone until I got around to doing the rest #bungou stray dogs as rick riordan book chapter titles #bungou stray dogs memes #bsd memes #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #bsd fukuzawa #bsd ranpo #bsd poe #bsd kunikida #bsd chuuya #bsd akutagawa #bsd fukuchi #rick riordan #magnus chase #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #the hammer of thor #the ship of the dead #the sword of summer #dazai #fukuzawa #ranpo #poe #kunikida #chuuya #akutagawa #soukoku #bsd tanizaki

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Chenford Crumbs Per Episode:  Episode 6x2 The Hammer

#chenford crumbs #this was a fun one #we were fed this episode #6x2 #the hammer #chenford #tim x lucy #tim bradford #lucy chen #melissa o'neil #eric winter #love #the rookie #daddy cop on repeat

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

if anyone has no idea what I've been talking about recently, I suggest you go to @fanonical or @nyancrimew , who explain this better than I ever could, but from what I can tell, basically staff has been ignoring reports of harassment against trans women, one member of staff was actively banning trans users, and the CEO started a smear campaign against a trans woman because she jokingly said she wished he would get exploded with hammers (you know, the kind of thing I say regularly--because he wasn't doing anything to protect trans users and hired the aforementioned transphobic staff member), claiming that it was 'a death threat' and that she was 'being violent'....nevermind that she was getting much worse anon harassment with actual death threats on the regular. And then when he banned her and she went to a different site, he followed her there to continue the smear campaign instead of being normal and dropping the subject.

#how did i do #i don't want to oversimplify or get it wrong #not a threat #genuinely though it's insane and very hypocritical of staff to call this place the queerest place on the internet and then do this #also it's so obviously retribution with her ban because like. actual death threats don't always get people banned. #and MY threats (the same level of joke as exploding hammers) have always been fine because they're obviously jokes and not real. #which makes me wonder...if I were publicly trans #would that be different? I have a nasty suspicion that it might be.

[georgeromeros]

Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972) dir. Alan Gibson

#dracula a.d. 1972 #filmedit #horroredit #caroline munro #hammer horror #tw blood #classichorrorblog #my gifs #alan gibson #movies #horror #horror movies #1970s #another remake of an older set #i think gifs were only 2MB when i last gif'd this

[sceneskunk43]

phighting doodle requests from my buddies 2day ^_^

#these were fun . i like drawing them like vauge approximations of the tbh creature #i made 2 regretevator and 3 hsr ones too but ill make separate posts for those #my art #phighting #medkit phighting #ban hammer phighting #vine staff phighting #shuriken phighting #broker phighting #subspace phighting #biograft phighting #lightblox phighting #rocket phighting #skateboard phighting #medstaff #skateshot #medhammer #i think thats everything

[buwheal]

woah. actual thought out reference?

Completely disregard wtf the reference from a couple weeks (a month?) ago looks like. Completely inaccurate. not sure what I was thinking w/ that one. This time I thought this one through, lol. wahoo!! Ive been kind of lazy and totally leaving out features the past few times Ive drawn him and I dont want that to happen again because he loses all the fun features.

notes written out for those who need it (glances behind my shoulder at the mobile app) under the cut. be warned, its long, lol.

starting from the top left, going across to the right side in rows.

-TURN-AROUND -opt grey hairs/grey stripe. he keeps it evenly colored with car oil. -eyebrow crease opt. -head lifted for convenience (for the pose. Also spelt that wrong on the image whoops) -5" when slouched. -neutral expression. Teeth always visible. -eyebags NOT opt. (Except in certain circumstances.) -"Tail" not usually visible -HORRIBLE posture* -black bottom lip pokes out a little -hands reach knees in reg. posture -Gnarly mullet -Overbite -Constant slouch. -Warped lens/frame -Sweaty & jittery a lot - \___ misc. extremes ___/ -BJD body -Motherboard cover -Plush tummy :-) -wears heart boxers underneath. Not shown. - |dissociating-----|-------disconnected| -sensitive eyes w/o glasses. Squints. - :arrow: Sparratically ejects -overdramatic - *except when actively interacting with someone - 5"1 when standing straight - |forced--|genuine--|?----|???---|

#DISGUSTING freak. I love him so much. #Reblogs encouraged. #He is absolutely balding btw. The glasses even out the horrifying forehead. #the way the fandom has influenced my hcs and my design is crazy actually. he was kinda a twink before. #I am not about to have a twink spamton in my household #no sir. He is old and disgusting and needs to be such. Also there was no exaggeration in his shapes before. no idea how i survived. #also yippee!!! I figured out how to fix my stylus pressure issue. #this one and the last post were in firealpaca. Still learning it because its a new program but it is so much better. Phhhew. #i love the animation feature #Im messing w it currently muwahahah. I hope i can finish it. #zoom in to see the notes better lol. #if needed i can write out all the notes!! lmk if you need it. #deltarune #deltarune spamton #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton fanart #rotates him in my mind #killing him with hammers #never done a turn around w him but i think i did good this time #also this is mostly for myself because i kinda slack off. It ruins his body structure when i do and i want him to keep the triangle chest. #BuwheArt

[videodrme]

2023 FILM DIARY [7/?]

HORROR OF DRACULA (1958) — dir. Terence Fisher

#film #horror of dracula #hammer horror #filmedit #hammerhorroredit #horrorofdraculaedit #horroredit #filmgifs #cinemaspast #uservintage #classicfilmsource #fyeahmovies #classicfilmblr #50sedit #film diary 2023 #gifs* #mine* #honestly was disappointed by this both as a movie and an adaptation #i was sooo bored #peter cushing and christopher lee were awesome toh #and the use of shadows/lighting was beautiful #but it needed way more dracula

[hereissomething]

found this template on twutty a long time ago, the op name escapes me🫣

woe, drac faces upon yall🦇💨👋🧛🏻‍♂️

#hammer dracula #christopher lee #count dracula #fright hammer au #my roommate is dracula #expressions meme #blood #dractice #bat demon #mai art #phuzface1 #phuzface #the many flavors of angy drac #he just looks like that #replaced the bottom left two with annoyed and scheming bc they were “goofy” and “a bit wacky” previously #and drac very rarely even does silly #his silliness comes from his seriousness #like a cat

[narcissusbrokenmirror]

Now or Never foreshadowing the boys' death will never be unfunny to me. its like a curse they cast to themselves.

#julie and the phantoms #sunset curve #“got no time to catch my breath” u sure dont #“Were just the keys to paradise” just funny like an inside joke #“Clocks moves forward but we dont get older” so real bby girl #“eletric hammer through the heart” foreshadowing the jolts right there #problably why bobby wasnt singing at all

[felsicveins]

I just wanted to say that I love your art style! Your use of color is really pretty and I love the way you draw blushing. Also, I'm curious about JD's other ex Barley I think was his name. If you don't mind, could you tell us more about him? Like did he and JD end on good terms?

Oo, yes! I've been meaning to do more with Barley!

Barley and JD met while Barley was herding the lonesome flats buffalo critters and JD was passing through the prairie. They set up camp in the same area and got to talking and found they really enjoyed each other's company. JD followed on the same trail for a couple of days, doing his own thing with Rhonda and then at night they would camp together, sing songs and share a drink and a meal.

But JD was on his way somewhere so when the trail split off they went their separate ways. For a while JD would go back to that area around Lonesome Flats and see if he could find Barley again but he had no luck for a while. Next time he ran into Barley he made note of the migration pattern of the buffalo so that he could "happen upon" his friend again. So they would spend a couple of weeks together on the trail every 3 months or so and you know..... Maybe they fell in love a little bit but their lives weren't conducive to a relationship at that point so they just appreciated the companionship 💚🧡

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls oc #trolls oc barley #jd ex husband #me and lilith were hammering out details literally this morning #although most of it was already baked #ill draw him soon i prommy!!!!! ive been riding this high of epic gay divorce #finally getting to the good stuff #the fighting 😈 #lot of asks about who is endgame ...... well 🤔 who knows #btw u know they were kissing under the stars they were definitely more than just friends