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bexalert · 7 months

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Stardust crusaders having a crush on you

(Jotaro Kujo, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Mohammed Avdol)

Stardust Crusader stuff because I just finished part V and I miss them 😔

Also, I started this a WHILE ago, and it’s just been sitting in my drafts, so here you go.

I’ll also probably be making something for part V soon because I love them all. My accounts about to just become Jojo I’m so sorry 😭

Jotaro Kujo:

• He’s such a sweetie (he will literally ignore you)

• He doesn’t know how to just care about people??? So he won’t say anything

• But he will be very protective of you

• Atleast he’s not insulting you 😭

• He’ll just be watching you at all times, making sure you’re ok.

• He gets flustered, and then gets more flustered since he’s flustered

• Not that most people would notice

• He just starts sweating a bit and looks away.

• but you know who’s NOT shy???

• Star Platinum will not hesitate to play with your hair, stand by you, stare at you

• Obviously Jotaro will try to control him, but sometimes it just subconsciously happens

• He gets frustrated because people (POLNAREFF COUGH COUGH) will tease him

• But he bluffs well enough so you can’t tell

• When he does ask you on a date (if he does)

• It’s short, and almost a demand 😭

• “Go out with me.”

• He moves his hat so that you can’t see his face

• But he’s lowkey shaking

• Bro could defeat dio, multiple other stand users, and stop time without breaking a sweat, but when it comes to you?

• He’s just very out of his element, give my boy a chance

Noriaki Kakyoin:

• He’s just naturally so charming

• Especially if you’re around Jotaro and you’re a woman 😭

• He’ll comfort you if Jotaro makes any rude remarks

• “Pay him no mind.”

• He acts like you don’t affect him as much as you do

• But not to the point of being rude to you.

• He tries to impress you, but might not even realize he’s doing it

• Like he’ll do something cool and then immediately look to you to see if you saw him

• Might act just a smidge more charming

• Oh you need to walk through this door? He’ll open it for you. You’re having a seat? Here, let him pull your chair out for you. There’s a puddle? Oh, don’t get your shoes wet! He can carry you across- for your safety of course!

• He’s very polite, and respects you so much

• Always want to hear your input

• What do YOU think is the best route? Which hotel do YOU like?

• “What do you think, Y/N?”

• Just cares about you very much.

• He’ll be confident but humble when he asks you out

• “Y/N, I like you. Would you go on a date with me?”

• He’s shaking in his boots

• He just always has this content smile when he’s with you.

Jean Pierre Polnareff:

• Oh brother we got ourselves a yapper 😭

• Everyone knows he likes you

• It is absolutely not a secret

• You just assume he’s joking, or think he doesn’t really mean it

• But he is DEAD serious

• Shameless simp- he doesn’t care who makes fun of him

• “Ah, Y/N, do you need help with that? I’ll help!”

• You didn’t need help, he just can’t stand to see you working

• “Mon amour, someone as beautiful as you shouldn’t have to do work like this. Hohoho! leave it to me!”

• He’s incredibly corny and will say the cringiest things at any time.

• “Ah! You’re eyes are as beautiful and shiny are Silver Chariots armor!”

• and you’re just like thanks???? I guess???

• He will ask you out constantly. Just got done fighting? He’ll ask you out to cuddle in his sleeping mat (and also proclaim his undying love) you’re hungry? Please! Let him take you out to eat (and proclaim his undying love) you said you’re tired? He’ll ask you if he can carry you (and of course proclaim his undying love)

• When you finally take it seriously enough to give him a chance, he is over the moon

• He’s telling everyone

• “they said yes! We’re dating!”

• He’s so head over heels and just adores you

Mohammad Avdol:

• Dude he is SWEATING

• Like you won’t notice because he’s very calm and collected, but he’s freaking out

• It also doesn’t help that Magicians Red always comes out when you’re around, and he just keeps getting hotter.

• Like if you’re having a long conversation with Avdol, it will just progressively get more hot

• He tries desperately to keep Magicians Red under wraps, and for the most part he does

• But he gets so embarrassed when he cant

• He’s super respectful, like feels bad for even liking you

• He thinks he’s being gross for thinking of you like that especially if he doesn’t think you like him 😭

• He feels embarrassed outright asking to just have a conversation with you, so he always tries to cover it up with something else

• “Y/N, do you mind helping me read this?”

• HE COULD READ IT!!! He just wanted an excuse to talk to you ☹️

• Since he’s also the groups stand teacher, he’ll use his knowledge to his advantage

• Like you’ll made some off comment about “hmm wonder why that happened.” And he’s going into nerd mode

• 🤓☝️ “Actually when a stand user…”

• Like it was not necessary for him to go off like that, but the way you listen so intently makes his heart flutter.

• if you take his advice into account or say something reminded you of him, he is DEAD

• You actually thought about him, even just for one second, and that is wild to him

• He is also a simp, but no one would notice. Pouring your tea for you, helping set up your mat, bandaging your wounds, etc.

• You just think he’s being a good friend

• When he finally asks you out, he’s so flustered, but tries to keep calm.

• “Y/N, when this is all over I would like to take you on a date. Is that ok?”

• He’s just the sweetest nicest big ol’ teddy bear.

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shineonyoucrazyyandere · 3 months

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Hello!!

I'm a bit new to the asking game, but I have a headcanon request! What if the Stardust Crusaders met the daughter of DIO, who had a bright and extremely sweet personality with a stand who has techomagic abilities (able to create advance technology, extended knowledge in technology). I apologize if this doesn't make sense! This would be platonic btw!

— 🧠 Anon!

I think I have a grasp of what to write for this ask finally. Darling is still a child of DIO it’s just that makes my title even wordier than it already is. Decided to do one character per bullet point btw

Platonic! Yandere! Stardust Crusaders w/ a technomagic stand darling.

You’re likely a huge help on the technological/engineering side of things for the crusaders. If you met them right at the start of trying to find DIO. Your first observation is probably akin of “Mr. Joestar you know you probably don’t need to break that expensive camera to use your stand right?”. Before long you have it repaired and ready to go, Joseph is wildly impressed and is quickly endeared to you. There is at least also one instance of him asking about fiddling around with a vending machine (for science of course), to maybe get something a little extra.

Avdol can see the trouble coming with you and Mr. Joestar a mile a way. Your eagerness towards technology is commendable and a little worrying if you get too caught up. Which is pretty often, and Joseph tends to be an enabler when it comes to anything he finds cool. He personally loves it himself but does his best to be your guide. He’s the one to most likely sit next to you in whatever transportation you’re in, it’s almost stifling but you barely notice most likely as you keep yourself entertained. There is quite a few times he does let you “loose” to do your thing, just because he enjoys your company so much.

Kakyoin is a bit more reserved in his reactions, the biggest thing that lures him to you is how well you utilize your stand in much of the technology you all run into. If you happen to bring up games out of boredom, his interest is piqued as you likely explain how you fixed a perfectly good console that was thrown in the trash. You tell him some people just don’t understand there’s things worth saving and there’s usually a fix that perfectly restores it. His feelings deepen when you tell him you believe him with the Death 13 fight. His hands are almost shaking, (In this scenario he is very likely to become a romantic yandere pretty quickly)

Polnareff bounces off your personality pretty easily, likes asking you a ton of questions and you manage to answer just about every one of them. He’d just wish you would relax a little bit and enjoy the smallest bit of relaxation (as you can when getting constantly chased by enemy stand users). So he usually nudges you with some kind of treat or even just doing something casually where it doesn’t seem that your brain is running on full power constantly. There’s a dozen times he’s even carrying you up the stairs, you deserve it. You saved his skin so he certainly has to return the favor. (This Frenchman would also be likely to end up a romantic yandere)

Jotaro is one who comes in when things go a little too far, especially if gramps or Polnareff are going what he considers over board, so if he wants to be around you he will find a way to do so. Not that he doesn’t occasionally indulge your tinkering with a little thunk to something with either his strength or Star Platinum’s. He definitely tells you to go to bed when you’re up too late for his liking while on the trip. Don’t ask why or how he got in your room, or even ponder if he was outside of your door guarding you. He can handle himself even if he is a bit hypocritical with some advice. Speaking of he is quick to tell you to lower your use of your stand, keeping it hidden so no potential danger catches everyone off guard. Especially when you’ve helped him out with Wheel of Fortune and Strength. He does let some of his eccentricities out with you and the others when it feels reasonable. But he’s still keeping one eye open at all times when he can.

If anyone’s wondering if there’s any worry about you being the daughter of DIO, I’d like to think Avdol was the one to keep an eye on you for trustworthiness before anything happened. (Even if none of them knew you were his daughter).

#yandere x reader #yandere #yandere imagines #yandere jjba #yandere jjba imagines #yandere jjba x reader #yandere headcanons #jjba imagines #yandere avdol #yandere Polnareff #yandere jotaro #yandere Kakyoin #Yandere Joseph joestar #platonic yandere #- 🧠 Anon

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ask-the-crusaders-of-stardust · 2 months

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Classic question but which one of you would win in a fight? 👀 Either with or without stands

Polnareff: "Ah! Why don't we spar!" He rises from his seat, shouting with great enthusiasm. "There's no better way to find out than with a bit of sparring!" Avdol: "Hold on a minute Polnareff." Avdol raises his hand. "It'd be wise for Mr. Joestar, Kakyoin, and Jojo to not engage in any fights right now, they're after all still healing from their injuries." Polnareff: He sits right back down again, dejected. "Right… s-sorry. I forgot."

... Joseph: "Hm, I wouldn't mind some sparring, I did do that quite a lot back when I was younger actually…but Avdol's right." Joseph's toothy grin suddenly grew more mischievous. "Good thing for you, otherwise I'd have gone old school on you lot. No stands? They didn't put hamon into the equation!" Jotaro: "Isn't ''hamon'' supposed to keep you youthful…" He stared blankly at Joseph. And his aging features. Joseph: "Wh-Hey!" Joseph uttered, offended. "If you use it regularly! It was too much work to keep up… and even so, I'm perfectly fine like this! Have you seen other men my age?" He crossed his arms tightly, turning his head away. Kakyoin: "Not that I know much about that ancient martial art of Mr. Joestar's, but if it were to come down to us having no stands… he does seem to have the upper hand. However-" Kakyoin's smug smile radiated confidence, speaking enthusiastically. "With stands, that's a whole other discussion." His eyes lit up. "No doubt would our confidence in our stands make for thrilling sparring, with the right strategy, I'd bet even Jojo could figure out a way to beat, say, my Hierophant Green's long range. Oh, but Avdol's also got a great arsenal of long-ranged abilities with his powerful flames… then I guess there's Polnareff's silver chariot, too, it does have its incredible agility." Kakyoin rambled. Jotaro: "Figure out a way?… Didn't I already beat you once?" He questioned. Kakyoin: "I wasn't In control that time." He tapped his forehead. "You may have deflected my Emerald splash, but that's not to say I haven't got other tricks up my sleeve I didn't get to use." Polnareff: "I think even I could deflect your Hierophant Green's ''Emerald Splash''! Were we to spar, Kakyoin." He chimed in with a cocky smirk. Kakyoin: "Even if it did, can one blade cut through a consistent barrage of them?" Kakyoin quipped back, suddenly looking serious. Polnareff: "Surely… You wouldn't even be able to tell how quickly and precisely my Chariot can cleave objects mid-air, were you to try it." He spoke with sudden gravity, returning the piercing stare.

"Or did you forget that quickly?"

Kakyoin: "…No, I haven't forgotten. But it's not just about if your stand could slice through my Emeralds or its speed, the moment chariot would move I'd have put up a web, and by then I could read your every move." Kakyoin's stare darkened.

"Would you have the strength and energy to keep up? I'd tire you out by the end of it." Kakyoin scoffed.

Polnareff: "Oh?" His brow furrowed considerably. "Well, Kakyoin. Unlike you, I don't reveal my secret technique so blatantly. Now when I know about your web, I already know what card I have to play to beat you!" His lips part into a confident sneer.

. . .

Avdol: "If I may, again-" Avdol stepped in between the two with a sigh. "While both your stands are undoubtedly powerful, I feel like this is very much a situation of circumstances. And, we will not be sparring anytime soon, so stop provoking the teenager." He shot Polnareff a look. Joseph: From further away. "Yeah! And uh, you didn't even mention my Hermit Purple, back with the… yeah!…" Joseph's gaze fell. Polnareff: He staggers back, seeming surprised. "Provoking him? Come on, we were just having fun! We were both in on it; I wasn't trying to provoke Kakyoin!…" He showed a lighthearted smile to ensure he meant what he was saying . . . "Did it come off that way?" He blinked, looking clueless. . . .

Avdol: "...Back to the point my friends, since we're recording all this into our answer, let's put it like this: all our stands have their strengths and weaknesses, and it'd take some deliberation to figure out. We cannot say for certain immediately, but perhaps the Speedwagon Foundation could run a poll among their employees about which of our stands they personally think would win." Avdol suggested. Jotaro: "You can take me out of the roster." He interjects. "Plus, gramps looks like he wants to be included. So to even the odds-…" He pauses. "I don't give a crap about this ''game'' anyway, is what I meant." (Totally). Kakyoin: "…Fine. If that is what we're doing." Joseph: "Oh! then how about we settle a vote between Kakyoin and Polnareff first? since that became a bit of a topic here." Polnareff: "Bring it on!" He cheers.

[Some afterwords after this rather long text post! For one, I'm really honored you read this far. Thank you! I hope people will enjoy script-heavy answers sometimes when I and mod Blueberry don't have the energy or time to illustrate a full-on comic when we really want to do a long response to an ask, like the one above.

-mod Moon]

[Credits:]

[Script by mod Blueberry and mod Moon]

[Art by mod Moon]

#jjba #jojo part 3 #jojo's bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #jean pierre polnareff #noriaki kakyoin #mohammed avdol #muhammad avdol #jotaro kujo #joseph joestar #asks

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1ovede1uxe · 4 months

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01. new party member ┊ ┊⋆ beyond the stars

tw// very brief mention of weapons (pistol)

After the battle with Steely Dan, the crusaders all went to a dinner out. You followed them throughout the day, it was hard to watch honestly. You weren’t close with Steely Dan but it’s hard to watch someone you spent your time around getting beat up by some high schooler. After they were seated in the restaurant, you snuck in through the side entrance and sat at a table adjacent to them. You glance at Joseph, then Kakyoin, then Polnareff, and you land on Jotaro and space out.

What can I do to get their attention and keep it without provoking a fight?

You notice the window shining light on the back of Polnareff’s and Jotaro’s heads. You look around to see if one of your colleagues were around. This was about to be embarrassing. Already been wearing solid black, you looked like an employee at the restaurant. Confidently, you approach the table.

“Hello my good sirs, some entertainment before your meal?” You say with a bow. Joseph grumbles a “wha” and looks awkwardly to Jotaro. You use your stand to summon a coin behind Jotaro’s ear quickly. “Eh?” You say, pretending to hope for their approval for a false magic act.

God this hurts me so deeply.

“Ooh! Do it again, I want to see how you do it.” Polnareff says with glee. He’s so easily entertained. Kakyoin looks at him with an eyebrow raise and a glare from jotaro. “What?” You chuckle at their reactions.

Let’s take it up a notch.

“It’s just the” You materialize a deck of cards behind Polnareff’s ridiculous hairdo. “slight of hand.” He stares with an amused smile. “How’s a pretty girl like you do a dumb trick like that anyways?” He attempts to flirt. “Oh, a dumb trick?” You say with a mocking, yet cocky tone. “Shall I continue?” You shuffle the cards in your hands. Joseph looks at you with a stern look. You can tell he’s readying himself for any potential threat. “Thank you, but there is no need.”

“Ah I see.” You deal a card to each member at the table. The sun’s beams shine perfectly on the table. The cards shift to each member’s corresponding tarot card (An empty seat in front of you with the Magician, Jotaro with the Star, Kakyoin with the Heirophant, etc.) . “You’ve recently lacked a magician among your ranks.”

I hope I didn’t strike a nerve over Avdol, I kinda forgot Hol’s shot was fatal.

For the first time since your arrival, Jotaro doesn’t look entirely bored. You notice Heirophant slowly slither by your ankle. For security reasons, obviously. “Hey. What’s your deal lady?” Joseph questions you. “Woah, I’m not looking for a fight. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is (y/n). My stand is Fly by Day. It utilizes light to create objects and also in some cases, like I showed you, light illusions. Basically, I saw you beat the crap out of Steely Dan today and if I’m correct he’s one of Dio’s cohorts? Dio kidnapped my mother a while back, I haven’t seen her since. I don’t know her fate and honestly, I’m scared to know. I assume you’re working to stop his forces right? So I want in. He’ll pay for what he’s done.”

It’s not technically a lie. I hate him for whatever he may have done to my mom. He did in fact kidnap her. I have not seen her since. Not sure about the paying for what he’s done.

“And what do you bring to the table?” Jotaro questions in an unamused tone.

“Whatever you might need.” You create a small pistol and a bottle of water one after the other in your hands and set them on the table. You then create and set an American fifty dollar bill down (your home currency, something you’re very familiar with) which you slide toward Joseph. He inspects it for counterfeit. “Mr. Joestar, with all due respect, can we bring a girl on our trip?” Polnareff questions. “Well, her stand would be practical, we do a lot of daytime travel, which would grant her time to create a lot of things, and you wouldn’t have to buy cameras anymore, Mr. Joestar.” Kakyoin glances at you with a small smile. You offer one back.

If I make it out alive and he doesn’t I’m gonna kill Dio, he actually seems nice.

Joseph pockets the 50 and says “Eh, what the hell, welcome to the group!” You take a seat as the cards vanish. Conveniently timed, the waiters come and serve dinner.

little bonus!!

We did it gang, Chapter 1 is officially up!! I’m actually quite satisfied with it! As always, comments and feedback are always appreciated! taglist is open by request!

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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year

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So I was scrolling through some old messages and found an. Honestly really interesting concept for an AU which I totally forgot about

AU where Holly doesn't call Joseph about the whole “Jotaro’s locked himself in jail” situation

Essentially the idea is that Joot is sitting and vibing in the jail cell just like canon, however this time when Holly shows up take him back home, he ends up noticing things because she’s now alone and his sole focus. Be it because if his own observation skills or because if Star’s incredibly precise vision, he ends up noticing some things

He notices his mother is paler than she usually is, that she’s having a bit of difficulty breathing, that over all she looks weaker and more strained than she usually is

Jotaro may be terrified of hurting his mother. But he’s even more terrified of leaving her alone sick with no one to take care of her, so it’s enough to get him out of the cell and go home.

And then the second they get through the door, she collapses.

Only it’s the evil spirit which catches her, far faster than Jotaro could have. And despite Jotaro’s worst fears of it hurting her.... it doesn’t. Instead, it just carefully cradles her fevered form and gently gives her to him. Jotaro then takes her to her room, lies her down, and starts caring for her best he can with the Possibly-Not-That-Evil Spirit’s help.

The next days rolls around, in which Jotaro skips school to care for his mom....... only for Kakyoin to show up.

There’s a fight, the house gets more than a little damage, Jotaro goes absolutely ballistic when he realizes they’re getting closer to the room his mom is in, and ends up knocking Kakyoin the fuck out. He also takes out the flesh bud because What The Fuck Is That Why Is It In Your Head Why Is It Going Up My Arm-

Fast forward a couple more hours. Kakyoin awakens to being tied up and very beat up in a closet. A few minutes of fumbling and trying to figure out what’s going on and eventually Jotaro opens the door with a “are you feeling less crazy and murderous now or do I have to knock you out again?”

They talk, both get answers about What The Fuck Is Going On, and realize their best bet of saving Holly is to find Dio, and maybe beat him up if necessary. Kakyoin remembers him having an enormous library and a bunch of other Stand Users around, so somebody was bound to know something about Holly’s clearly Stand Given Condition.

So they’re off. Jotaro leaves his mother with some neighbors he knew she liked and with the surprising amount of funds Dio had given Kakyoin, they start their journey.

Fast forward a few more hours..... and Joseph ends up getting a call from the hospital. Those neighbors Jotaro left Holly with? Yeah they were really really concerned about her health so she was brought to a hospital which.... you know what fair. Joseph was one of her emergency contacts, and he puts together the possible Stand Involvement so Avdol comes to.

They go check in with the hospital, Avdol confirms it’s a Stand Thing.... and they also learn that Jotaro had left the jail cell but hasn’t visited his mother since she was admitted. So Joseph and Avdol start head back to the Kujo House, and Joseph is prepared to kick his ass for not visiting his mother, offer a shoulder if the kid’s not visiting because Emotions, or both. Plus he also starts planning on explaining Stands and how killing Dio was the only way to save Holly

What he wasn’t prepared for was to find clear signs of a fight alongside blood, because Jotaro and Kakyoin..... didn’t leave the house in the best shape. Joseph then realizes that Dio got to Jotaro before they did, and now is doubly motivated to go and kick Dio’s ass.

So now we have two groups. Jotaro and Kakyoin(and maybe Polnareff) heading to Egypt at a more leisurely pace while trying to learn as much about Stands as they can along the way, and then Joseph going on an absolute war path with Avdol and Iggy

Bonus points if Joseph keeps using Hermit Purple at the worst possible times and getting Seemingly Not Great photos of Jotaro’s situation, double bonus points if they keep nearly missing each other along the way

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k1ranishf4 · 11 months

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Ethnicity in JJBA

I love that Araki decided to use different ethnicities for his characters and I could talk about it all day, to be honest.

Like, it all started with George I, Dario, Jonathan and Erina, and George II and Lisa Lisa as British people and then Joseph decided he likes Italians.

Boom: half-British half-Italian Holly Joestar who married a Japanese musician = half-Japanese, quarter Italian and quarter British Jotaro Kujo.

Jolyne is half-American, quarter Japanese and one eighth Italian and British each.

Josuke: half-Japanese and half-British, just like Giorno.

The only difference is that Giorno’s living in Italy because his mother said “yo I have a thing for European men” and married an Italian who forced Giorno to say goodbye to his Japanese origin.

As for his half brothers, all we know is that their mothers were all American. But I like to think that Rikiel’s mother is/was black, just like I do for the Costello sisters.

I have to admit, I was confused at first when I saw that Gloria didn’t have dark skin or dark hair like Hermes before I realized that they could be mixed, and the same goes for the Pucci children. Plus, it’s canon that Ermes is Mexican (I’m just not sure if half- or fully) and Pucci is Italian or Italo-American, which are also little details that I really love.

One thing that will always have a special place in my heart is Avdol being Egyptian. It has never been mentioned, but I like to think that he’s also muslim. Which is really important to me since I haven’t really seen a piece of media from non-muslim parts of the world that represented muslims accordingly. They’re either shown as terrorists or don’t exist at all. So this was extremely refreshing and he’s also black AND canonically OP af?? I love.

Japanese Noriaki Kakyoin with red hair? Now that’s what I like to see. I think he’s also a part of the Has Been Bullied Club and he was a very lonely child, so being with the Crusaders must’ve been really important to him.

Not to forget our beloved Frenchman Polnareff. I love how he switches to French just to emphasize things or when he’s too frustrated to even think in English. I relate a lot to that, especially because English is my third language of six languages in total.

I’ve also seen the headcanon of Rohan possibly being Indian or having Indian ancestors and while I don’t agree with that, it has actually crossed my mind when I heard his name for the first time (cliché, I know I’m sorry). It could also be that his parents just liked the sound of the name and that’s all to it, which I think was more the case.

Little things like these give me the freedom to headcanon whatever I want.

For example, I love the thought of Holly learning English and Italian from her parents and then teaching those to Jotaro, who then taught Italian and Japanese to Jolyne.

Or a crossover where the other JoJos and GioGio meet Jodio and Hermes starts laughing her ass off because of the Spanish meaning of the word jodio.

Or, on the angsty side of things, Jotaro being bullied by older students because he’s “only” half-Japanese. Just like Giorno was bullied (although I do not remember if it actually was because of his heritage, but I think so).

Not taking Part 7 – Part 9 characters into the equation because I haven’t finished reading Steel Ball Run yet, which means I didn’t even think about JoJolion and The JoJoLands.

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itsdeathofabachelor · 2 months

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I really like the dynamic I’ve created for Jotaro and Kakyoin in a modern day setting.

Like, Jotaro got an after school gig and instead of going to college he’s took a gap year off the funds of said job, which is like some sort of warehouse or labourer thing because he can dead-lift three hundred pounds.

(The fact that he can deadlift three hundred pounds is also why his manager lets him smoke and drink outside on his breaks as long as nobody else sees him and it doesn’t affect his work, which is doesn’t because a can of beer isn’t going to knock him on his ass being 6’5 and like two hundred pounds himself*)

And Kakyoin is in college for some sort of business something because he also doesn’t know what to do but his very traditional Japanese parents overseas refuse to raise a NEET so he picked whatever had the highest graduate rate and games alone in his apartment after classes.

They’re roommates now but had been friends since they were kids and had reconnected literally by chance, as Jotaro had been working at said labourering gig at that time to pay for his Mom’s medical bills.

Side note: in this au Holly’s sick but more chronic illness sick, and after Sadao realized she wasn’t getting better and, in fact, it was a lifelong illness, he told her to leave. As the Japanese High End music industry is extremely judgmental and he was advised by several of his coworkers (and mistresses) that it would ruin his image if he was branded as a nurse and homebody taking care of Holly while Jotaro was at school.

With that in mind, Jotaro and Holly moved to America to live with Holly’s father, Joseph. Who is considerably more racist and far less charming for people to over look said racism. Suzy Q, his late ex wife and Holly’s bio-mom, noticed that after he gained a few pounds and suddenly didn’t have pretty privilege anymore.

She still barges into Joseph’s house to visit Holly and Jotaro, much to Joseph’s dismay. Jotaro likes her but finds her pushy and touchy without asking for permission first.

Jotaro worked at the same job he does now immediately after school to avoid the jokes and pokes at his father and about his race from Joseph, and seeing his mother try to walk again and cry when she can’t— Lining up perfectly one day when Kakyoin was walking (having just recently moved from overseas into the area of Jotaro’s job site) back from a later class.

Looking up from his phone he saw Jotaro, who was looking right at him from across the road, past the wire fencing set up to stop anyone from getting into the site and messing with the machines.

Kakyoin didn’t recognize Jotaro nearly as quickly as Jotaro recognized him. So as Jotaro long-jumped over the fencing and came barrelling into the street to the sidewalk where he stood, there was a split second where he thought he was going to die by the hands of a two hundred and fifty pound silverback gorilla. Like in the bootleg movie he had just watched the night before. And he wondered if this was the digital pirating god finally taking his dues.

Quickly, I should note, I remember seeing a post somewhere about how Jotaro’s love language is soft but he’d never let you get that close to him (the post included a picture of a teddy bear in a steel cage to represent this) and I think that fits very well with my own fanon interpretation of Jotaro’s character.

However, I do also think after so much time spent trying to help his mother, dealing with the weight of having to be the only reliable shoulder for her to cry on (because we all know THIS Joseph doesn’t have a emotionally intelligent bone in his body) and also the crushing feeling of grinding your body into a pulp for both school and some labouring job you hate— after about the year or so he had been there— would have had him clinging to those hinges by his fingernails.

So, bam! The last comfort of his childhood that hadn’t been ripped away, standing awkwardly at the crosswalk because he wasn’t sure if he should jaywalk because there were no cars coming, or if he should wait because the statistics of automobile casualties due to the average pedestrian’s immortality complex when it comes to giant metal machines are flicking behind his eyelids— obviously, Jotaro loses his mind.

Imagine a black bear. Giant. Huge, okay? Got that?

That’s what Kakyoin was suffocating into as Jotaro hugged him so hard his pre-mature stand popped out a little from his back.

This Kakyoin, having no fighting instincts what-so-ever, kind of just goes limp. And Jotaro, so happy he’s really really upset, shakily puts him back down.

And then there’s a moment like, wait wait wait wait. . . I know that mean mug— and then Kakyoin sort of connects the dots because Jotaro had always been a lot taller than him and also he literally was the only person Kakyoin had ever known that had let him blow out his birthday candles at his seventh birthday party when he found out Kakyoin’s parents didn’t ’believe in birthdays’ other than ‘milestone birthdays’.

And Jotaro had also treated him with basic human decency, considering he could have very easily bullied him.

So his face was burned into his memory for years now, whenever he tried to socialize and said the wrong thing, or if he saw a friend group doing friend group activities and suddenly he felt very very lonely. He actually really missed his and Jotaro’s friendship.

So they became best friends again like immediately.

It turns out in their time apart, Kakyoin had gotten an Autism diagnosis, which explained his unusual speech pacing and all the other things leading to ruthless bullying in middle school.

When he told him this on the floor of Kakyoin’s apartment— both of them doing a Pokémon themed puzzle together even though Jotaro had trouble picking the pieces off the floor— Jotaro could not have given less of a shit, but instead asked if that’s why, when the were kids, Kakyoin had always asked him for ‘pressure’ (AKA, Jotaro being taller than Kakyoin made it so he could give him a hug or lay on top of him in order to provide a good sensory feeling, or what Kakyoin had called ‘Pressure’).

And Kakyoin’s like, ‘Yeah.’

And Jotaro’s like, ‘Do you need some now?’ And mutters something about not wanting him to freak because he’s over whelmed or anything but really he wants a hug and doesn’t want to be the one to ask.

And Kakyoin’s like, ‘Sure. That’d be nice because I couldn’t enjoy the other hug properly when thinking you were a stranger trying to kill me’.

And now they’re roommates and Kakyoin streams his gaming seshes after he realized his parent’s monthly payments towards his rent were giving them ammo for guilt-trips and that he could make money off of games.

Weirdly enough, the same speech abnormalities he got bullied for actually helped him get his streaming platform, as it became his ‘brand’ in a way. Same thing with his flat humour and ‘fun facts’. Also, because he talks so much, his streams are very long, and there’s a running joke in his audience to— when he’s saying he’s going to log off for the night— ask him questions and see how long they can keep him on stream.

He doesn’t have a face cam, and plans to remain faceless to his audience, so whenever he really needs to focus and Jotaro comes lumbering in from a hard day at work and kicks his shoes off, Kakyoin—laying on the couch—raises his arms with his controller clicking over his head, not looking away from the screen, and is like ‘Jotaro, pressure. Streaming.’

And Jotaro hears Ode To Joy playing in his head as he tosses his ballcap with the company’s logo somewhere behind the tv and falls facefirst onto Kakyoin, who, after getting the air pressed out of his lungs, wins his match and talks to the chat.

The chat, obviously, asks about Jotaro, and Kakyoin just says, ‘A good friend of mine gifts me plus five stamina.’ Or some nerd shit.

* I headcannon Jotaro as fucking huge btw but that’s because I love very large angry men who, when relaxed, melts into a puddle of goo because their muscles aren’t straining. Jotaro has that kind of physique. Suzie Q (being Italian) loves this as Jotaro burns more calories flexing all day because he’s so stressed and tensed about everything, than a two mile sprint. So he eats. A lot. He’s one of the only people who actually eats enough not to have left overs. It impresses Joseph more than he’d ever admit.

#jojo headcanons #jojo stardust crusaders #jotaro kujo #jjba #jojo #noriaki kakyoin #jjba kakyoin #jjba jotaro #jotakak #noritaro #I love them #I can’t think of anything else sorry #this is a long one #alternate universe

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noyasaur · 3 months

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hi! Can you talk a bit about you jjba dr? (If youre comfy ofc!) ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

an introduction to my jjba dr! ✩₊˚.⋆

cw: spoilers for jojo's bizaare adventure!

-> hihi! and yes omg ofcc!! i haven't shifted to my jjba dr yet but i would LOVEE to just ramble all about it if you don't mind 😌 gonna make it all aesthetic and cute too cuz hell yea😍

-> all images used (except the dividers) are from pinterest and full credit goes to the authors of these images :)

★ . about my jjba desired reality!

right now, i only have one jjba desired reality which the whole thing about is me going on all the adventures from part three to five!

i think in the future i want to have a few more desired realities like one experiencing part two and part six and maybe even more of the parts if i end up finishing the other mangas! i also want to have a jjba dr set in modern times and also a jjba-based reality with kpop idols!

the timeline: in my main jjba reality, i've changed the timeline of some things so i can experience all the adventures in the different parts with the jojo boys in succession one after the other.

for example, when i first shift to this reality, i start with going on the adventures of part three with jotaro and the other stardust crusaders. the events of part four happen a year after the events of the stardust crusaders adventures when me, and jotaro are ordered to go to morioh by the speedwagon foundation to investigate well, jotaro's 'cousin'😭

in this reality, there was no affair 😙 joseph has a daughter and a son: holly and hugo. hugo is holly's younger brother and when he graduates high school, he goes off to japan for university. however, he meets tomoko there and they become a couple. long story short, he gets her pregnant and he never told any of his family, in fear of what they might say about him having a child so young. so that's how there is no affair that makes everyone go crazy, how josuke exists and how i can experience adventures when i'm not an old lady and i don't have to wait like twenty years between each adventure! (lmao)

obviously i can't live without kakyoin being dead and everyone else, so they live in this version 🤗 also, i made dio sort of less? evil? he doesn't actually commit any crimes against other humans (except blood-sucking ew but he doesn't kill anyone and just keeps people hostage as slaves and maids while he does his evil bidding eek) but is just hellbent on 'destroying' the joestar bloodline.

thinking about adding some other people into this reality too? for example, i was really contemplating adding sunghoon into this reality and making him one of dio's sons or something but during part three, he turns on his father and helps us defeat him 😜 this is a possible addition but i'm not sure if i'll go through with this or not!

i also have some generational pact with the brandos (i didn't do it, my grandpa did smh), though i fight with the joestars. long story short, my grandpas was in love with dio and made a pact that he would swear to protect the brando bloodline (my grandpa = speedwagon but dio's version) /hj might explain this later but im still in the works with figuring out how it's going to work and the backstory behind it!

★ . about me!

background: i was born in australia on the (??\??\???? - not sure on the dates and whether i want it to be set in the 80's or the 00's). i was born with a faint, butterfly-shaped marking on my back. none of my parents knew what it meant but as i grew older, it continued to grow darker, and darker. self-conscious of the odd mark etched into my back, i bandaged it up to hide it. i lived a pretty peaceful childhood. however, the after i turned thirteen years of age, very strange occurrences kept happening to me.

there were some instances where things would become heavier or lighter, or where my parents felt as if they were moving in slow-motion or faster than usual. i would get weird dreams, some of the past, and some of the very, far future.

little did i know, this was all the work of my stand manifesting.

not knowing what was happening, i was shipped off to japan to live with my uncle, in tokyo in hopes that my uncle would be able to fix whatever was going on with me. you see, my uncle is a very spiritual man. while he works as an astronomer and a psychologist, he is very knowledgeable in the likes of tarot cards, magic, and otherworldly forces (etc). he did everything he could and that was in his power to try and figure out what was happening to me, since that was his forte and all.

and thus, after years of dealing with these strange incidents, at the age of 15, my stand manifested before me. i was crossing the street, on the way back to my uncle's apartment from visiting a convenience store. however, i didn't notice a car zooming towards me until it was too late. i shut my eyes, assuming it was all over. this was my fate: i was going to die a horrible and painful death. and there was nothing i could to about it.

i shut my eyes, bracing myself for the impact and my inevitable doom.

i waited.

and waited.

and yet, i felt nothing.

the impact never came. the excruciating pain and blast i expected to feel, never hit my body.

i was alive. and completely unscathed. but. . . how?

i wearily opened my eyes and to me confusion and horror, i saw her. i saw a strikingly beautiful but eerie human-like creature floating in front of me. it had it's arms extended out toward the car, which was now moving at an impeccably slow snail's pace.

after standing there in shock for a few seconds, i shook my head and scurried away.

around a few times after this incident, the frequency at which i had those 'weird' dreams dramatically increased. they turned from being a fortnightly, even monthly occurrence, to having those dreams many nights in a row, back to back.

oddly enough, with every dream i was having, i couldn't help but feel they were starting to feel a lot less like dreams but a lot more like visions.

after two weeks of more odd visions and happenings, i finally told my uncle. he was deeply puzzled as he tried to make sense of what was happening to me. and after a few minutes of pondering, something washed over his face.

was it relief? or more confusion?

did he finally work out what was happening to me?

but in the end, all he told me what that if i were to ever run into a man with the name 'Joseph Joestar' he made me promise i were to stick with him if i ever met him.

i asked him who he was, and all he replied with was: "Joseph? oh why, he's just a very good old friend of mine."

and so, i continue my life as usual, trying to deal and overpower these strange incidents and even became familiar with my beautiful and endearing new creature. luckily for me, i was enrolled in an online school so any incidents i would have would hardly leave a scratch on my grades and records.

although, this completely changed in the last year of my high school.

you see, my uncle wanted me to have a 'fun' and 'memorable' high school experience, especially considering it was my last year. and so, he enrolled me into an actual high school, which would change the course of my fate forever.

and what a 'fun' and memorable year it was. . .

(i am so sorry if this is so corny omg this feels so corny sdsdjs)

★ . my stand!

my stand name: Ancient Dreams (In a Modern Land)

statistics: power: B Rank speed: A Rank range: B Rank durability: A rank precision: B Rank potential: A Rank

abilities: weight drop! (weight change): the ability to change the weight of anything. can make objects or people light, or make objects or people heavier. the stand user cannot use this ability on themselves. the ability can be activated by shooting small orbs or energy at the opposing object or person, where they will have a butterfly emblem on them, shaded corresponding to a highlighted moon phase on my stand, which corresponds to the 'levels' of weight taken off the person. flash! (speed manipulation): the ability to change the speed of any object or person. however, this can only be done when the stand makes contact with the object of person. dream telepathy/communication/travelling: has the ability to communicate with others during their dreams, or enter one's dream through a meditative trance, with the help of their stand. the stand user can appear in one's dreams and communicate with the person, and also manipulate their dreams. however, the stand user cannot physically harm their target's through their dreams. rather, it is a soothing and positive technique that puts the target in a state of comfort. dream energy: the stand has the ability to shoot out energy orbs as a way of fighting. the orbs are made of 'dream energy' and can easily damage and slice through objects, depending on the manipulation of the orb. the orbs can be thrown in their pure form, or even me manipulated into whatever the stand user desires. for example, i could turn dream orb into a 'dream sword,' made from the cosmic energy of dreams and fantasy.

appearance: has a slim and feminine appearance. it's body is a gradient and mix of light baby blue, lilac purple and cotton candy pink, with the phases of the moon imprinted on it's chest. it wears a majestic headpiece of a butterfly on it's head, which is coloured a shimmering mix of pastel gold, purple and pink. it's eyes are a deep blur colour, and has transparent blue 'butterfly' wings.

🪐 saturn's note:

-> um this was a little more than just 'talking a bit about it' but i hope you found this interesting and enjoyed! kinda scared to post this because i've never really talked about my drs like this so it's new to me but also fun 😍 i might update this here and there and i def swill reblog if i do or just make another post for anything else you're interested in!

-> oh and when i shift there? hell yeah am i going to be writing and sharing my experiences omg 😩

#🪐 ― saturn's drs!#⭐ ― saturn's jjba dr!#shiftblr #shifting #reality shifting #desired reality #shifting realities #reality shifter #shifting blog #desired realities #noyasaur

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tonberry-yoda · 1 year

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Headcanons of a romantic brush between kakyoin and y/n who happens to be jotaro's cousin one year younger and clearly also joseph's granddaughter? I would like to know the reaction of all the crusaders to this situation, I feel that Polareff would be the most annoying, don't you think? XDD

omg this idea is so funny!! i hope i did well at writing it! it's kinda short and just goofy fanfic, so i hope you enjoy anon!!! <3

Secret - Noriaki Kakyoin

Pairing - Kakyoin x f!reader

Warnings - none!

Word Count - 540

Notes - thanks for the request and sorry this took so long anon, ive been trying to get through a lot of requests lmaooooo. hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy!!! <333

You smiled and ran up to Kakyoin, pressing a kiss on his cheek. You and Kakyoin had been secretly dating since you landed in Singapore and to hide it, you have both woken up early to take a walk around the hotel before everyone else gets up.

You had to admit it felt silly to be hiding something like this, but also a little fun. Plus, if your cousin, Jotaro, found out, he would be on your ass about staying on task and not worrying about stupid stuff like relationships. And your grandpa, Joseph, found out, you would never be able to have a moment alone with Kakyoin.

You didn't want to seem off task or like you didn't care about the actual mission at hand, so you and Kakyoin just spent your time together early in the morning and late at night before doing actual work throughout the day.

“Did you sleep well last night?” You asked Kakyoin, watching the warm sun rise.

“I did,” he smiled and placed a small kiss on your cheek. “How about you?”

“Pretty good. There was a loud train outside though, but other than that, it was pretty nice.”

“Well, at least you got some sleep.” Kakyoin sat down on a bench, patting the open spot next to him for you to sit down.

You gladly sat down and rested in his arms watching the sun on the ocean. Waking up now was actually a nice thing, not only because you got to see Kakyoin and spend some alone time with him, but you also got to see the sun rise in tons of different countries, which a lot of people can't say they’ve seen.

You snuggled into Kakyoin’s arms, feeling yourself drift off to sleep again, when you heard a very familiar laugh.

“Don't get me laughing like that, Polnareff, gonna make my knees go out!” Joseph wiped a tear from laughing so hard and you panicked. There wasn't enough time to get out of Kakyoin’s arms, and even before you thought of that, Jotaro made eye contact with you, following right behind his grandfather.

Your eyes went wide and you turned to Kakyoin, trying to figure out a cover up. But everyone saw you at this point and knew what you were up to. Joseph ran over and said, “How long have you two been snuggling?!?!”

You shrugged and went to say something when Jotaro grabbed the tip of his hat and shook his head with his iconic “yare yare daze”.

Kakyoin just giggled and made the situation worse and your face more red by placing a huge kiss on your cheek.

Polnareff ran up with tears nearly in his eyes. “Oh my goodness!! You two are so cute together!!!” He sniffled back some tears and grabbed Kakyoin’s hands. “You better treat her well, alright? You better take her on the most lovely dates! I know a great place in France.”

Everyone began bombarding the two of you and you couldn't help but giggle and apologize for hiding this from everyone.

Jotaro wasn't too amused though and just told everyone to pack their bags and go while Polnareff was crying in Avdol’s arms about how cute the two of you were.

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tangytiramisu · 1 year

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General Poly Jotakak x Reader

Idk about y’all but I love the idea of being sandwiched into a loving relationship between these men 💖 I tried to keep these HCs a bit vague so they apply to any part in the series. I will most likely do NSFW ones next 🫣

Everyone Lives AU

Warnings: None!

You three are quite chill and soft.

Both Jotaro and Kakyoin are generally pretty mellow.

If you’re an introvert, the three of you often spend time doing your own thing at home. More often than not, Jotaro is doing research, reading, or napping while Kakyoin is playing video games or creating art. All three of you are almost always in the same room.

If you’re extroverted, they wouldn’t mind going out with you to social events, as long as they aren’t too long or frequent. You guys mostly settle for going out to quiet places like the park, or spending quality time at home regardless of your intro/extroversion.

The three of you often play video games together. Kakyoin almost always wins unless Joot is feeling a bit more competitive, which ends in a tie most of the time.

Taking naps together is a common and almost mandatory occurrence for you three. Because of how tired Jotaro usually is he often falls asleep first while you and Kakyoin giggle about how cute he looks. If Kak falls asleep first (which is quite rare since he’s almost always preoccupied) you and Joot just snuggle in silence, occasionally chatting softly about whatever comes to mind. If you fall asleep first, your two bois will engage in idle conversation while caressing your hair or fingers.

Joot doesn’t cook often. As he grew up, Holly was the one who cooked, and while he would occasionally help as a child, she didn’t want him near the stove too often out of fear of him burning himself. As a result he doesn’t have much experience but can make pretty nice dishes when following instructions carefully. On the other hand, Kakyoin is good at cooking (the guy somehow managed to make breakfast in the desert so there’s no way he can’t cook) and enjoys trying out new recipes. If you cook, the two will help as best as they can, but it’s usually Kak who volunteers to assist you.

Personality dynamic wise, your sweethearts are different in some ways yet similar in others.

We all know that Joot is the silent stoic kind. He doesn’t speak much and, while he thinks he’s easy to read, he’s quite far from it. However, if you pay attention there are definitely signs of his love. He shows affection through actions and will help you even when you don’t ask for it. He will blush slightly and grumble dismissively when you thank him.

Kakyoin is less reserved than Joot. He’s a tease and enjoys making his two lovers blush redder than cherries. He likes impressing you with his intelligence, but is very good at doing so in a humble way. He also enjoys flirtatious banter and if you just so happen to engage with him, the two of you will go at it for minutes while Joot blushes.

Regardless of their differences though, they are both quiet and somewhat aloof, but still caring in their own ways. If you have a bad day, Jotaro will prepare your favorite beverage and give you a nice shoulder massage (and he’s quite good at it) while Kak will gladly listen to you vent if you need to. He’ll also lend you a shoulder to rest your head upon.

Speaking of, nobody would dare upset you as long as Jotaro and Kakyoin are at your side, though if somebody has the balls to even look at you the wrong way, your boys will take care of them in a heartbeat. We know how strong Jotaro is, and Kakyoin’s sharp tongue is nothing to be messed with.

You three often visit eachother’s families, particularly Holly. She absolutely adores you and Kakyoin and is so happy that her son found such wonderful partners and often invites you guys over for dinner and over holidays. Kakyoin’s parents are also delighted that their son has people he is close to now, and there’s no doubt that your family would be fond of your partners too.

It’s pretty obvious that you guys are strong as all hell in battle. If you have a stand, the combination of (Stand Name), Star Platinum, and Hierophant Green makes for an impressive team. If you aren’t a stand user, you use your intellect as a weapon.

The three of you together are an unstoppable force in every sense of the phrase.

After Part 3, Jotaro is often away from home, which means that you and Kakyoin are often back home together. I headcanon that Kakyoin would also work for the Speedwagon Foundation by researching Stands, but is not required to travel as much, meaning that he spends a lot more time with you.

It’s always fun bonding with Kakyoin during these times and you often come up with dumb but hilarious inside jokes that you share with Joot whenever you three get together again.

You plan little parties for when Jotaro gets back from overseas.

The two of you often video chat with Jotaro while he’s abroad. Some of the most frequent discussion topics are work related (primarily stands) and your day to day lives.

A lot of the time, Jotaro will come home to you and Kakyoin cuddling fast asleep in bed, and after a quick shower he joins you. He can’t help but smile at the peaceful expressions on your faces.

The three of you often wake up tangled up in the sheets the next morning. A lot of the time you are on your stomach lying on Jotaro’s torso while Kakyoin is huddled up into his side. Jotaro has his arms wrapped around both of you.

Unlike Jotaro’s canon relationship, this one is more likely to work out because Kakyoin is a stand user as well. The chances are much higher if you are one too. :)

I saw this headcanon somewhere else but I also 100% agree that it would also work because Kakyoin would raise all hell if Joot abandoned you.

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silenthillmutual · 21 days

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my buddy @doomednarrative tagged me in a fic writer's ask game so ^_^ let's do this!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

on my current account i have 154. being unemployed and hypomanic during lockdown will do that to you.

2. What is your AO3 wordcount?

895,907. i can't tell if that's a normal distribution for my fic count or not.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

at the moment: silent hill, bloodborne, and pathologic. most of what i have up there is for pathologic. i've got other fandoms up there though.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

eight, thirty-one - 1899 kudos (danganronpa)

to quote mika, age 35, of beirut, lebanon: "where have all the good (gay) guys gone?" - 1066 kudos (danganronpa)

(they long to be) close to you - 1021 kudos (mob psycho 100)

all jotaro wants for christmas is kakyoin (and he screws that up) - 810 kudos (jojo's bizarre adventure)

anticlimax - 796 kudos (danganronpa)

5. Do you respond to comments?

i've responded to most comments i've gotten, though it's always months late because i tend to read the e-mail first thing in the morning, head to work, and completely forget to respond. responding feels more personal. i know i'd be more likely to comment on someone's fics if i knew they appreciated it, so i try to make the effort, even if i struggle to know what to say.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

god this is old as hell but probably life in technicolor/the end of all things. they're life is strange style aus for one punch man and genos dies at the end of one of them, and at the end of the other the city is destroyed. the fics are connected, but i won't say how.

7. What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

so tired, so tired, my heart and i (pathologic) is probably the sappiest i've ever written a fic so i'm guessing that one!

8. Do you get hate on fics?

occasionally. i got transmisogynist hate for when you finally get inovlved, face to face for writing chihiro as a trans girl, and it made me stop writing for danganronpa altogether. i got a guest user on some burakhovsky nsfw i posted (idr which one) who said "jesus christ, tag your trans shit". and someone who went off on me years ago called vita in motu (pathologic) "borderline mpreg" and they very much meant it derogatorily. so if i seem a lil paranoid about interacting w people there's a reason why lol.

9. Do you write smut? If so, which kind?

i do! i actually write more smut than i post because i am not showing everyone my oc/canon smut. like some friends will be able to see it but i'm not brave enough to show the whole world that. also a lot of au smut recently that has no context and i'm not posting it to ao3 without context.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest crossover you’ve ever written?

i did moreso in the past than currently. we're not gonna talk about the craziest one though<3 love and light

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

nah. i've had people write fic very inspired by stuff i've written but not copy-and-paste stolen, to my knowledge

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

people have asked but as far as i know it never happened. always thought it would be cool!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

yes!! w my buddy dj :) also published rps in the past that i shaped up into fics.

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

mulder/scully is The Ship Of All Time to me. the blueprint.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

oh there's a few!!

a rebel without a case rewrite that i started because i wanted to fix what i saw as timing issues in the film.

an akira/mob psycho 100... crossover? au? both? i had some real ideas for that one but it's not going anywhere

a silent hill au for mob psycho 100 that apprently someone was interested in enough to try and make their own while referencing mine. it was an audience participation fic and i'm honestly upset that i lost steam on this one because it was a lot of fun!

a magnus archives statement from artemy burakh. the idea behind that one was that he saw daniil die, and then be replaced by another actor... but artemy's the only one who noticed the different actor.

literally dozens of pathologic fics that i have started like you have no idea just how much i have started for that stupid game.

16. What are your writing strengths?

i'm not sure! my partner says i do vagueness well, and the unease that comes with that. i think i do decent at introspection in general

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

action for sure. i tend to do better with thought than with action, so i can write really long scenes where absolutely nothing hapens. kind of an issue!

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

i don't really do it because i only know like...extremely basic german and i feel it'd be a disservice to other languages to just google translate. i will occasionally describe characters using sign, but again... not knowing it, i don't feel comfortable just saying shit, you know?

19. First fandom you wrote for?

i wrote something like fanfic as a like, eight year old? for a book series i can no longer remember. but for first published fanfic it was either bones or soul eater. those fics might still be out there, who knows!

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

i don't really have one! i'm still really proud of o tempora, o mores (pathologic), vita in motu (pathologic), and my mind has changed my body's frame (bloodborne) <- less sure of that one bc not much feedback but y'know!

who shall i tag.... @stvlti, @brodyliciousbooty, @loudmound, @go-go-devil, @shogoakuji and anyone else who writes, consider yourself tagged :P !

#icarus.txt #ominous fic talk #if you write and i missed you in my tag it is NOT on p urpose i promise #my brain just. poofed out of existence.

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shineonyoucrazyyandere · 1 month

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Hello, I hope you don't mind if I share a weird headcanon of mine 👉👈

I normally see people talking about Kakyoin make drawing about you but what if Jotaro does that too? The reason I have this headcanon because I remember the scene when Jotaro using Star Platinum drawing the fly he saw in the picture, and he draw it so well. It makes me think that maybe Jotaro has talent in art too. Jotaro's style will be realistic style while Kakyoin will be more like cartoon/anime style.

Imagine their sketchbook filling with so many drawing of you 💕 Jotaro will watching you from afar, sketching you with your cute smile, your beautiful eyes, he captured it all. For Kakyoin, I think he will even make up characters (oc) that look like you and him and ship them together lol (this headcanon inspried by my friend, she actually do that with her crush).

Thank you for reading my ramble, glad to talk with you :D I would love to hear your thoughts about my weird headcanon

P/s: Love you writing so muchhhh 💝

This is fun stuff, I could eat it up all day. Thanks for sending it in, so I can blabber my mouth about it

This always internally bugged me so I’m very thrilled that someone brought up how well Star Platinum drew that fly. I suppose it’s kind of easy to gloss over for a lot of people compared to Kakyoin’s scene of painting on that canvas. (Then again that fly was kind of important to identify to figure out where Dio was so then again it’s “???” for an explanation)

Anywho, I’d say signs point to Jotaro being able to draw, and I think it’s a hobby he prefers keeping to himself. Like you said of him having a sketchbook, almost no one sees what he draws in it and he doesn’t want anyone else to see it especially if it’s various sketches of you. So more than likely when he does do so, he’s somewhere where he won’t be pestered by school girls, or whatever punk tries to start a fight with him.

I’d also like to think he goes back and lingers on prior stuff, just staring at it for a little while. This applies usually when you’re out of school sick (which he’ll probably stop by later anyway with or without your knowledge). But there’s something comforting about seeing every piece of your visage in his sketchbook. Literally no one else knows about this sketchbook aside from maybe Kakyoin (Holly has her suspicions he takes a sketchbook around but she smiles not pestering her son on his hobbies as she thinks it’s adorable).

For the most part art wise I think Jotaro sticks to traditional art, maybe a dabble of charcoal but he prefers pencils. Maybe watercolor if he ever went beyond, but traditional with pencil/pen is the easiest way for him to pull something out at his leisure. Would he let you see? Maybe eventually when he gets you where he wants you, or if the cat is out of the bag early and you see it and you’re not quite with him yet. Let’s just say seeing that may speed up him taking you.

Kakyoin I could definitely see diving into the oc type of thing, he’d certainly reference an artstyle of a manga you like. (Don’t ask how he figured that out so quickly). Though he definitely loves putting some passion into his artwork and occasionally shamelessly make sultry artwork of you and himself. He loves painting the most as he spreads colors, mixing them into the wondrous hues that is your skin tone. Or splashing watercolors in a notebook, that looks something out of a fairytale. Soft and warm lighting….oops he’s getting a tad bit excited.

He definitely presents pieces that are obviously meant to be stand ins for the two of you. That no one else would ever be wiser too, yeah you might have this odd feeling something’s not quite right, but there’s nothing there you could really prove other than observe just how pretty the composition is. If you compliment it, that just fuels this man’s desire further.

Biggest takeaway here is Jotaro and Kakyoin very blatantly have their own styles whether sticking with black/white/grey, or full on color. Both would be pretty in their own right, and their style choices speak of their personalities without saying a single word.

#yandere imagines #yandere jjba #yandere jjba imagines #chitchatwithcrazyyandere #yandere headcanons #yandere kakyoin #yandere jotaro

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danthepillerman · 1 year

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Tease..

Part two to "Late night confession"

Thank you my amazing editor 🫶

@deadmanyoshikage

Jotaro was waiting for you outside his house. School was about to start, since you both had a sleepover last night due to the rain you'd obviously have to walk with him to school. When you left his house, his mom walked out to give him a kiss on the cheek and gave you a small hug and told you both to have a good day. You smiled and said "you too" then walked off with jotaro. "How'd you sleep" he asked softly still a bit tired himself, "I slept great actually" you said with a smile. Walking to school together happened every so often but you two spilt around the time his fangirls show up.

The bell rang for lunch and you left your class, you eat alone or with kakyoin. Very rarely do you eat with jotaro even though you two are best friends. He has a habit of leaving school to go to a near park a smoke there or on the roof of the school. But today was different, today you saw him walking over to your spot. You ate under a tree decently close to the school, it was at the top of a hill. He walked over and looked at you for a second than sat down. "Well hello jotaro what bring you around here" you say turning to him "peace and quite" he said pulling out a pack of cigs and lighting one up.

Putting your bento to the side you lent back a little you both sat in silence and it wasn't just this time he sat with you and smoked. He did this for a few weeks. In. A. Row. That's new for him, but he didn't mind. Finally admitting to himself he had feelings for you was hard enough as it but then his body not wanting to turn away from you or leave your side was even harder for him. You felt a hand on you shoulder and you turned to see who it was, jotaro stood there looking down at you. "Saturday, wanna come over and play some games with me and kakyoin?" Kakyoin looked out from behind him and a smile. "Sure" smiling up at both of them, jotaro let go of your shoulder and walked away with kakyoin trailing behind.

"so you're actually gonna do it?" Kakyoin chimed in half way through their walk to jotaro's house. He looked away from his red haired friend. "I have no clue what you're talking about" it fell quite once more. His mind ran laps thinking about how he'd tell to her, how he'd say it, how would he act and other things that he couldn't shake off.

The next day he called you and asked you to come over in which you agreed. Your walk there was nice, the wind blowing in your hair and the sun making you feel all fuzzy. Not that you didn't feel fuzzy as is, butterflies where in your stomach and a small blush hinted at you face. You've hung over at his house multiple times but this time was different.

You opened to the gate and walked over to where he usually plays his games. "You gonna do it rig- OH HEY Y/N" kakyoin announced your arrival and you smiled brightly "WELL HELLO KAKYOIN" you walked over and sat down next to them. "I'll be back I'ma go...use the bathroom" kakyoin said narrowing his eyes and walking away. "..hey" jotaro said turning over to you. "It's like 10 at night dude, why are you wearing your uniform?" grabbing his chain lightly and looking at him. Jotaro looked away and pulled his hat down "mind your own business woman" grabbing your hand it putting to your side again not letting go. "So uhm..I wanted to uh..ask something?" He said looking at you again with his eyes covered by the brim of his hat. "Yes?" You responded.

he averted his eyes and you quickly noticed his red face, his hat failing to hide it. His thoughts were racing and is heart was pounding like a drum while he mustered up the coursge to tell you. “Well?” You asked in a teasing tone. “i like you, will you...will you go on a date with me?” He muttered sheepishly “What was that?? I cant hear you!” He turned his head and gave you a stern look, his face still redder than ever. "I. Like. You." A smirk growing on your face "will you or will you not go a date with me y/n?" He turned away again still nervous about everything. "Yea sure why not Mr, I love you" you laughed and turned away. "WHAT?!" He grabbed your shoulders tightly and turned you around, "what did you say??" His eyes huge and his face pale.

"oh yea, you said 'i love you' while I was sleeping." Adding heavy air quotes you smiled, "...you were awake." voice stern and face flushed a small smile tugging at the males face. "Let's go inside, kakyoin's staring at us" jotaro looked to the side and there kakyoin was looking over the corner of the wall and darting behind it.

You called your mom from jotaro's house asking if you could stay the night again "yes dear just make sure not to cause trouble 'kay?" your mother's voice beamed bro the phone "of course mom byee" you hung up and walked over to jotaro and where he was sat. He was on his bed running his hands through his hair, the hat he wore on his desk. Kakyoin left a few hours ago and now it was just the two of you. Sitting down next to him you put your head on his shoulder. "already being a sap?" He looked down at you, a smirk on his face growing bigger. "Guess so..well night" you laid back and got comfortable on your side of his futon.

he sighed and laid next to you. His arms wrapped around you body pulling you into his chest. You can hear his heart pounding in his chest, the warmth of his body making you feel fuzzy. This is what you've been waiting for, for him to finally admit to you and himself that he loves you. "Night jotaro rest well" sinking you face deeper into his chest and holding onto his shirt, he rested his chin on your forehead. "Mhm..you too." That night you fell asleep faster than you had in your whole life, he however was still up but he did mind. Holding you in his arms felt nice so even if he couldn't sleep, he'd enjoy the time he had you with him. He kissed your forehead and whispered softly to not wake you "night, rest well y/n" then fell asleep.

#jojo jotaro #jjba jotaro #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba x reader #jotaro x reader #jotaro kujo #jjba stardust crusaders #fanfic

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lemurandcow · 1 month

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uhh whats ur favourite character? and what r ur opinions on these? (u can b a hater)

-josuyasu

-yukako/koichi

-jonathan/speedwagon

First of all I say thank you for ask, and I would love to answer your questions but I realize this will get long haha so sorry for longer read ! Thank you!

I say my favorite character is okuyasu or Kakyoin but I am beginning to say now Ermes after just seeing her in SO, you know. Do I just like the jobros? 😅 I don’t know, I think so? Her role as Jolyne’s best friend or even more than that made me feel a lot of things but mostly good things but even bad things sometimes which can be good! I realize I liked her a lot after watching SO after seeing that I can say a lot more about her passionately than my other favorites that I still like ofc but she is my first one now!

I do like josuyasu but I think it is not one I would put highly because I tend to ship these two with other people! I know I know that might not be the most popular thing to say but it’s just how I feel 😅 sometimes I like them with each other because it can be fun but I would say other things I think. I like them a bit because I said earlier I like the jojo and jobro a lot. They are very funny and seeing how I like funny pairs I do think they make me very happy which I am very happy about!

I like them a lot. I do not think I would not choose another pairing for either character involved! I think they are very nice and nice for each other. I know people do not like this one due to a few problems with their relationship in the past but I have not thought of yukako many times, and I don’t really ship koichi because I hold him very closely, I know it is selfish 😅 but if I were to choose I do think it is good

ok next ok this one I don’t think I will choose because I really like Jonathan/Erina but it’s hard to choose because speedwagon is my favorite soooo. Also jobros…. I prefer Erina because I kind of like her and Jonathan’s very typical case you know? The main man loves the woman from his past and stills knows her! A fine story. However it is unexpected for speedwagon and I like it and also again it has a lot of things I like

Thank you very much for reading, sorry for probably bad English!!

#jjba #aqua talks #ask #josuyasu #yukakoi #jonawagon #ships

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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year

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AU Masterlist

The AUs will be sorted by what part they primarily take place in. AUs that have large impacts on many parts will have their own category. Some AUs may be subject to being moved around

Phantom Blood

Doctor Jonathan

Jonathan pursues a career as a doctor instead of an archaeologist, and this ends up influencing his descendants into all becoming doctors of varying kinds as a result

Vampiric Speedwagon

Speedwagon ends up being turned into a vampire by the stone mask and with his new powers swears to protect the Joestars to the best of his ability

Unlikely Acquaintance

Wammu and Santana wake up several years earlier and witness Jonathan’s fight with Dio at the mansion. They’re interested by this strange warrior who managed to fight a vampire with nothing but his own strength and intuition and rescue him from the flames. Everyone things Jonathan’s dead, and Jonathan in turn thinks everyone died in the fire

Bloody Memories

Upon his death, Jonathan wakes up a few weeks after Dio first moved in and is dead set on changing things

The Dog Doesn’t Die

Danny is a Stand User and no matter how hard he tries, Dio can’t manage to kill him and it’s slowly driving him insane

Mother’s Love

Dio’s mother cashes in George’s favour to escape Dario before her death and lives in the mansion. Dio and Jonathan end up becoming genuine friends

Battle Tendency

Honor Bound

Kars and Esidisi end up deciding to go back on the promise to fight Joseph before the poison rings kill him. Wammu disagrees with this and defects, opting to help Joseph and Co defeat them

Pillarmen Caesar

Instead of dying, Caesar gets turned into a Pillarmen

Smoltana

Instead of being the Pillarmen equivalent of Joseph’s age, Santana is “10″ years old

In Your Blood

George II was trained in Hamon and doesn’t die, however he gets convicted of murder so he, Lisa Lisa and Joseph all hide in Italy together. Joseph ends up being trained in Hamon since birth

Stardust Crusaders

Early Bird

Dio is freed years earlier and ends up kidnapping Jotaro, who is 6, to train him as his successor/weapon against the Joestars, as well as Kakyoin (also 6) and Polnareff (11) to be Jotaro’s “underlings.” Joseph and Holly do not agree with this and Avdol gets roped into the rescue

Hamon Crusader

Lisa Lisa taught Jotaro how to use Hamon, which ends up coming in very handy during the trip to Egypt

Caesar Lives

What it says on the tin. Caesar survives Battle Tendency and joins in on the Stardust Crusader Chaos. He gets a gun.

Exorcism

When Jotaro locks himself in jail, Pucci catches wind of it and “exorcises” his evil spirit. He then convinces Jotaro to come with him and meet Dio

Josuke Kujo

Josuke’s existence is discovered a few months before Stardust Crusaders because Tomoko was hospitalised. He ends up living with Holly and Jotaro for a while and gets sick alongside Holly

Smol Platinum

Star Platinum is now 6 inches tall, but is actually faster and stronger than canon

Shrimp Platinum

Star Platinum is a more aquatic based Stand with the ability to mimic the abilities and traits of any sea creature

Supernova

During the final fight in Egypt, everyone except Jotaro survives

Forget Me Not

Kakyoin and Jotaro are childhood friends, but Jotaro ended up getting in an accident causing him to lose all his memories. Years later when they reunite, Kakyoin thinks Jotaro just didn’t care and Jotaro doesn't understand why Kakyoin’s acting like this

Beauty and the Beast

Technically(?) a Stardust AU? But yeah, it’s Jotakak with Jotaro as the Belle and Kakyoin as the Beast

Diamond is Unbreakable

Hidden In Plain Sight

Koichi obtains Echoes without anyone realizing, leading to him figuring out Stands by himself. Koichi doesn’t know Josuke and Okuyasu have Stands either, which leads to both sides trying to keep the other out of the Stand Bullshit™

Army of Echoes

Koichi is able to summon each of the Echoes Acts as separate beings and simultaneously

Half the Power

Because the arrow wasn’t supposed to work, after Crazy Diamond heals him Koichi doesn’t get Echoes and can now only see and interact with Stands. On the plus side, he can use physical weapons against Stands to defend himself

Echoes Act 4

Koichi dies in the first encounter with Kira and ends up becoming an Echoes Act and an Independent Stand

Gamer Echoes

Echoes is a gamer. That’s it, that’s the AU

Hirose Twins

Echoes is a copy of Koichi’s consciousness and thinks Koichi is an impostor who stole his body. With the help of Rohan they’re finally able to communicate and share the body

Cult of the Diamond

Josuke accidentally starts a cult as a kid when he just wanted to use Crazy Diamond to fix people. Things rapidly get out a hand and the next thing they know, multiple Stands Users are getting involved to keep things going

Vanilla Nijimura

Vanilla Ice is the Nijimura’s father

Childhood Friends

A mashing of several AUs with their own spin. In which Dio kidnaps a Joestar to raise as a successor, however this time it’s a young Josuke, who is given the companion ship of the Nijimura Brothers (Vanilla Nijimura AU) and Koichi (Koichi Horse AU). There are two branches: Escape where during the final fight Hol Horse grabs the kids and books it to Morioh and Raised where the four children are raised in that environment until they’re their canon ages

The Cannibal and the Killer

Tonio does in fact cook people and he and Kira are salty exes

Morioh’s City of Night

A good chunk of Morioh’s population are actually vampires or half vampires and the town has subtle differences because of it

Koichi’s Law

Because Koichi is supposed to be Very Very Dead, the universe attempts to rectify that error by turning him into a living Murphy’s Law, aka anything that can result in his life being threatened will result in his life being threatened

Independent Echoes

Koichi dies during the Centipede Shoes fight and Echoes becomes an Independent Stand wracked with guilt over it’s Users death, which is only slightly mitigated when they find Koichi haunting the Bad Alley a few weeks later

Cat Koichi

AU where’s everything’s the same except Koichi’s a munchkin cat

Killed Queen

Killer Queen has the memories of the Killer Queen in Jojolion and is trying to get Kira to “remember” who he used to be

Delayed Inevitable

Kakyoin survives Stardust only to die in Diamond when tracking down Kira. Jotaro looses his shit

Cinderella Rewrite

My fix-it for the Cinderella Episodes and how I would’ve gone about changing it

Golden Wind

Vampiric Giorno

Giorno has inherited a couple vampiric traits from Dio and the Bucci Gang deal with the chaos from it

Danger Noodle Giorno

Giorno was turned into a snake and goes through the entirety of Golden Wind stuck that way

Golden Speedrun

The Bucci Gang are trapped in a time loop and in order to wind down on occasion they impose fun challenges on certain loops and treat it like a speed run

Una Siblings

Giorno and Trish are adopted siblings and role swap in Golden Wind, with Giorno being the presumed son of the Boss and Trish being the newbie

Golden Guardian

Giorno and Trish are adopted siblings and Giorno serves as a very protective guardian when Diavolo eventually sends people their way

Sightseeing With More Steps

In his attempts to sight see around Italy, Koichi keeps accidentally running into and helping members of the Bucci Gang as they do Golden Wind Things

Giorno and Pet Shop

Pet Shop isn’t killed by Iggy and through some means ends up in Italy where he befriends Giorno

Jotaro in Italy

Jotaro goes to Italy instead of Koichi to find Polnareff, and because this man is Legally Not Allowed To Have A Break, he gets roped into the plot

Neutral Ground

Tonio opens a restaurant in Italy, and through Stand Attraction ends up getting the attention of Passione. Tonio, who just wants to heal people and make good food, does not appreciate this, and along the way obtains two sons and a Cat Plant

Son of Dio

Diavolo knows Giorno is the son of Dio and attempts to kill him alongside Trish

Poison of the Past

About a year after the events of Golden Wind, Fugo ends up being sent back in time with the opportunity to fix things

The Magician and The Chariot

My Avpol marriage AU where Avdol doesn’t die and he and Polnareff get married. Come Golden Wind, Avdol is prepared to burn down Italy if need be to find his husband, with backup in the form of Iggy

Honor Among Assassins

Similar to Jotaro in Italy, only Jotaro goes to Italy a few days earlier and ends up working with La Squadra instead of the Bucci Gang

Corpse of Gold

Giorno is a partially revived dead kid who had overdosed and his new goal is now to prevent the drug trade to stop anyone else from dying like he had

Vento Innocente

Leaky-Eye Luca ends up nailing Giorno in the head with his shovel and bonks him with amnesia with Koichi desperately trying to keep them both safe as the mafia hunts them down

Night Learns the Sun

Giorno is adopted by Lisa Lisa and learns how to use Hamon. Years later Lisa Lisa gets hurt by Passione so Giorno decides to burn the whole organization to the ground

Zippers and Gold

A Giorno-Bucciarati role swap of Golden Wind. Giorno is the leader of the Bucci Gang trying to overthrow the Boss from the inside while Bucciarati is the son of fisherman desperately seeking the funds to pay for the hospital bills and protect his father. There are two branches, one where Trish gets killed by the Boss and one where it’s Giorno instead

Gold Soul

Jonathan gets reincarnated as Gold Experience and does his best to support and take care of Giorno

Golden Child

Years after the events of Golden Wind, Giorno gets sent back in time to when he first moved to Italy with all his knowledge intact. He tries preventing everything he can while keeping his friends uninvolved. This fails horribly

Echoes Requiem

Giorno wasn’t fast enough saving Koichi from Black Sabbath, leading to Echoes getting stabbed with the arrow and accidentally evolving into a Requiem Stand

Accidental Assassin

After Giorno steals his stuff, Koichi accidentally gets a job with La Squadra and is actually pretty good at it

Anti Power Couple

A crack ship AU I got WAY too attached to. Hol Horse and Polnareff ends up meeting Post Stardust and fall in love, eventually getting married. When Pol doesn’t return home from Italy, he decides to do something about it and adopts Trish along the way

Boss Una

Trish is raised by Diavolo in Passione since she was young and plans to overthrow him before he decides to kill her. Giorno ends up getting picked up along the way

Skipping Some Steps

when Gold Experience gets stabbed by Black Sabbath, GER gets triggered early and Is Still Terrifying

Soul’s Home

When SCR’s ability stops, Narancia is brought back and Giorno dies in his place

Pen Pals

Narancia was Anne (the Runaway Girl from Stardust) and he and Jotaro have been exchanging letters ever since Egypt

Reluctant Cutthroat

Mista’s gunmanship didn’t just get Bucciarati’s notice and he gets picked up by an assassins guild of sorts before the man can collect him. Later down the line, he ends up working with La Squadra as a last ditch attempt to be able to get back to the calm life he once had

Body Double

Haruno and Giorno are actually “brothers” aka when experimenting with Gold, Haruno accidentally brought Giorno into existence and doesn’t want to turn him back

Coda Di Covallo

After DiU, Yukako ends up moving abroad to Italy and gets involved in Passione and Golden Wind

Stone Ocean

Cryptid Emporio

Emporio gains a reputation as a possible ghost who haunts the prison. Anasui and Weather decide to take advantage of this

Jotaro Needs A Break

Instead of distancing himself from his family, Jotaro decides to be closer so he can protect them better. Jolyne ends up learning how much Bullshit her dad deals with on a regular basis and decides to do something about it

Golden Ghost

During the whole of Stone Ocean, Jolyne is haunted by the ghost of Dio, who is his regular flamboyant asshole self

Florida Turtle

Jotaro brings Turtleneff to Green Dolphin as back up. Now Green Dolphin has a violent turtle roaming the halls out for blood and no one knows how to get rid of it

Echo of Another

A look at Post-Stone Ocean and how Emporio falls into it because I Want My Boi To Be Happy Dammit

Pillarmen Genes

The Pucci Family have Pillarmen genetics mixed in, and they’re rather prominent in Weather Report

Wonderful World

The Stone Ocean Gang, except for Emporio, get sent back in time after their deaths as a second chance to fix things.... however they don’t realise the others have been sent back as well

United Twins

The AU where the Pucci Siblings all got to grow up together

Heaven’s Maiden

Perla’s disc ends up merging with C Moon, but isn’t able to gain a full conscious awareness until she becomes Made In Heaven. Ends up using White Snake’s ability to disconnect herself from Pucci and instead attaches to Emporio, resetting the universe to keep him safe. White Snake’s joins the ride because he’s salty Pucci replaced him

Different Perspective

Pucci ends up taking a closer look at Jotaro’s memories and accidentally gets attached and invested. He now isn’t full sure what to do or who to side with

Averting Fate

Pucci and Weather Swap AU

Steel Ball Run

Chosen Brother

Johnny and Diego are childhood friends and are friendly rivals in the racing world

Jojolion

Rose Gold

Yasuho discovers Paisley when she was younger and decides to make her ghost friend a body so she can interact with the world. Ends up becoming a very skilled mechanic as a result

Multi Part

Requiem Crusader

Silver Chariot Requiem is sent back in time with the assistance of Gold Experience Requiem in order to change the events of Stardust Crusaders and later Golden Wind

Koichi Horse

Koichi is the younger brother to Hol Horse and spent the first few years of his life growing up in Dio’s mansion

Jonathan Lives

Dio turns Jonathan into a vampire out of “respect” for him and keeps his hostage. Decades later during Egypt, he is freed by the Crusaders and lives in Morioh for a bit before eventually learning about Giorno and his brothers

Joestar Legacy

Since Jonathan, all the Joestars have had their Stands since birth

Vampiric Jotaro

Dio turns Jotaro into a vampire during their final fight and Jotaro has to deal with the aftermath

Joestar Platinum

Jonathan is reincarnated as Star Platinum and has to get used to the modern world while also keeping Jotaro safe. Come Stone Ocean, and Kakyoin joins the Dead Person Now A Stand club as Stone Free

Friends On the Other Side

Ghosts have the ability to haunt those still alive, be it friend or foe. Jotaro is haunted by Kakyoin and Dio, Joseph is haunted by Caesar and Wammu, and Polnareff is haunted by Avdol and Iggy. And come Stone Ocean, Perla, Gloria and Emporio’s mom all do what they can to assist in Pucci’s defeat

Second Chance

After the events of Stone Ocean, the Stand manifestation of Fate sends Jotaro is sent back in time as an Independent Stand to when Jonathan was a kid and tells him to fix things

House of Jojo

The Jojos from parts 1-6 are brought to a single strange and quite large house and interact with each other

Giorno Higashikata

Giorno ends up being adopted by the Higashikatas

Behind Closed Doors

George is much worse than canon and it ends up getting Dio’s attention. He may be a jerk, but he’s also more than familiar with asshole fathers and wouldn’t wish this on even Jonathan, so he opts to do something about it

Bloops Behind the Scenes

The Actor AU for all your Blooper Chaos

Peanut Gallery

The Jojos all end up following around the others and witnessing their “part,” and then use that further knowledge to change things for the better

Standtaro

Via Morioh Stand User Chaos, Jotaro has been turned into a Stand. His “ability” is being able to be seen my regular people when he desires, and while he still looks mostly human and can pass as one, he has a bit of an Uncanny Valley affect

Dinosaur and the Ladybug

Giorno and Diego are twins and exist together in the 1-6 Timeline. In the Corpse Branch the Corpse Pieces exist as well and make everything go balls to the walls insane

Ocean Man

For some reason or another, Jotaro becomes a merperson with a Luca-esque transformation, aka Water Makes Him Fish Person

Dadtaro

In which almost every enemy Stand User he encounters is befriended/adopted by Jotaro

Hamon Healer

Erina learns how to use Hamon and is both the best doctor ever and an absolute badass who can and will beat you in a fight. The embodiment of “I’m a healer but-”

House of Villains

The villain house AU where all the main Jojo villains are forced to live in the same house as punishment in the after life

Black Coat Constant

Jotaro accidentally gets involved in some time travel shenanigans and keeps briefly appearing during important moments of other character’s lives without realising what’s going on

Replay In Real Time

Hermit Purple accidentally hijacks Moody Blues and now Joseph is accidentally present for the last chunk of Golden Wind. He’s still in the past, but he’s able to use Hermit’s spirit photography to see what’s going on the the future

Dual Trip

Holly doesn’t call Joseph when Jotaro locks himself in jail. Because of this, Jotaro, Kakyoin and eventually Polnareff end up traveling to Egypt by themselves, and at the same time Joseph is on a war path because he thinks Kakyoin kidnapped his grandson and is accompanied by Avdol and Iggy. The rest of the parts follow similar “protagonist groups are split up and they don’t realise it” vibes

Void Space

Joseph dies during the final fight with Kars and Caesar barely survives. As such, Caesar now has to deal with all of the absolute INSANITY that the Joestar Family deal with later down the line

Glitch Nonsense

Jojo’s has Video Game Physics when it comes to glitches in the world and everyone just treats it as normal

Star Swap

All the Joestars get mixed around and end up having to go through the other’s adventures. Jonathan swaps with Jolyne, Joseph swaps with Giorno, and Jotaro swaps with Josuke

Bloody Star

Dio doesn’t test the Stone Mask and uses it on Jonathan without knowing what it would do. Jonathan becomes a vampire and Dio starts a cult

Shattered Soul

Jolyne is killed as a young child and Jotaro snaps, leading him to have an Eyes Of Heaven type villain arc where his goal is to completely eradicate the supernatural because of all the harm its done

Shattered Glass

AU where Jonathan is evil and Dio is good and how that changes everything coming after

Freaky Friday

Star Swap only this time Jolyne and Jotaro swap places

Sixth Sense

Star Platinum, and by extension Jotaro, are now much more in tune with the Time Fuckery going on in the world, including but not limited to: The World’s time stops, Bites The Dust’s loops, King Crimson’s skipping. Jotaro is being driven up a wall

SWCP Foundation

the Speedwagon Foundation is also the SCP Foundation, and Jotaro is one such SCP whom was adopted by Holly. Unfortunately for him, the Foundation isn’t the kindest towards SCPs

Dogtaro

Jotaro is Holly’s pet dog and is the GOODEST Boi

White Coats

Because of their Out Of The Ordinary Stand abilities, Koichi, Giorno and Emporio get kidnapped by some sketchy science people for experiments

Beaststars

The Joestar Family all have different werebeast transformation

Dice Logic

Everyone’s fate is bound by magic DnD dice

King’s Court

Enya ends up taking interest in the strange boy who sold her the arrow heads, so now Diavolo and Doppio end up getting

Magical Girl

What it says on the tin, I’ve made Jojo’s as a Magical Girl show

Joestardew

the Stardew Valley AU

Transformer’s Bizarre Adventure

Instead of Stands, Transformers take their place and through various ways they end up meeting their “users” only now they’re companions

Eggchoes

Echoes is now a carton of mostly indestructible eggs. Koichi has a mean throwing arm. I think you can see where this is going

Vampiric Joeseph

When Jotaro gives him back his blood, Joseph gets turned into a vampire because of it

I Woke Up Reincarnated As My Descendant?!

an isekai but not really. Jonathan gets reincarnated as any one of his descendants and tries to balance his memories of his old life with his new one

Voice In The Sky

after his death, Speedwagon becomes something of an omnipotent being and narrates the rest of the Jojo parts

Siblings Across A Universe

the two Moriohs are connected via a magic hole and Koichi and Yasuho ends up befriending each other because of it

Fighting Spirit

every biological Joestar’s Stand is the ghost of a dead Joestar/someone closely related, whether they realise it or not

Broken Cycle

when Pucci resets everything, it sends him and Emporio back to the Joestar Mansion in the middle of Dio and Jonathan’s fight. Dio, who is getting some heavy flashbacks upon seeing a sobbing blonde child running away from a grown man, decides to intervene

Legally Stars

Donatello, Rikiel and Ungalo all end up meeting the Joestars when they’re kids and officially become part of the family. They’re basically Jolyne’s brothers, and they end up sneaking to Italy to meet their new fourth sibling

Merstars

Mermaid AU baby <3, the Joestars are all mers

Mother Knows Best

generally just an AU to give the (good) Jojo Moms a bit more spotlight

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