#which is me shitposting

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace. #You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨ #And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

[wrathofrats]

#my only contribution #right now at least #iykyk #I just like being a shithead #ok back to our regularly scheduled programming #which is me shitposting

[theeminentlyimpractical]

#I had a vision #special thanks to rhi for correcting me about which Aziraphale should be in this #good enough for gomens work #Aziraphale can't help it my man has unmedicated angel ADHD #aziraphaaaaaale #good omens #aziraphale #in my shitposting era now i guess

[guinevereslancelot]

#i love date specific memes #tumblr meme calendar #boston molasses flood anniversary #the great molasses flood #boston molasses disaster #this has been a shitpost #humor #history memes #this day in history #1k #i meme but what an awful way to die #they say on a warm day youbcan still smell the molasses which i question #however molasses smell is sooo disgusting to me #i love gingerbread but rarely make it bc the smell is so bad at first

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[sentientsky]

good omens + textposts

#not sure if these ones have been done yet. if so lmk and i'll take it down! <3 #obviously all references to “man” or “woman” are gender neutral here lol #tbh for most of the crowley ones i just had to go into my “that's me!!” folder. which is kind of sad actually #also gonna try to come back and add alt id soon -- brain is just extremely tired at the moment. sorry!!! #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziraphale #go2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens textpost #good omens meme #gomens #gomens 2 #good omens shitpost #michael sheen #david tennant #gomens textpost #no nightingales

[r-aindr0p]

Glam metal Idia ✨️

And actually the second time I draw him in a glam outfit heehee. That concludes the lil' drawings of my faves in outfits from different musical scenes

Well, almost..

Country Rook take me home jumpscare

I put way too much effort in this joke no way I'm rendering this

+lil bonus of all of the faves, rook is casually comitting country crimes and got banned from many states

#twsited wonderland #idia shroud #twst idia #twst shitpost #rook hunt #twst rook #I do like rock j-rock and metal but country uh... that's complicated for my ears #Even if my country music knowledge doesn't go past country roads and cotton eye joe (which is from a swedish band so not even real country) #The few things I've heard are not for me #Although I do like bluegrass ! it's chill country #oh I like Jolene by Dolly Parton though #Also saw a buck-tick song added to a reblog of vkei Rollo and hell yea I love buck-tick #My fave buck-tick song is Dress I think

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: (about to cry)

Mammon: who do I have to kill!?

Mc: nobody I'm watching my favorite series

Mammon: seriously Human

Mc: yes seriously! just you watch it and than we see how you'll fare

Mammon: you're lucky I don't have anything better to do

~one entire series later~

Mammon: (crying)

Mc: so any final words on the matter

Mammon: why is this so funny and sad at the same time!?

Mc: (patting his back) I feel ya dude

#anyway whoever can guess what this is about can ask me to do anything they want #with that I mean fund out which series I'm talking about #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me mc #mammon avatar of greed #obey me mammon

[tio-trile]

If I had a nickel for every time there's a book co-authored by two authors about two rival agents working for opposing forces which are starting a war when they come to the realization that the organizations they belong to aren't worth fighting for by talking with each other and also finding out that they're in love I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

#This post is about: #good omens #this is how you lose the time war #Maybe it's happened more times in which case please let me know bc I eat this shit up!!!!! #Also reading the time war I suddenly understood why my friends said she always thought Good Omens was set up for angst... #because this setting is really set up for angst 🤔 #But Good Omens didn't. lmao #shitpost

[vapidsoup]

yosuke p4 exists in this really interesting limbo where his entire character is amazing and nuanced if you see him as queer, and complete and utter ass if you see him as straight

#guess which one i chose #yosuke hanamura #persona 4 #p4 #vapidsoup #shitpost #like to me his character arc is so perfectly representative of internalized homophobia and fighting toxic masculinity/expectations #so long as you believe hes madly in love with yu #which is of course CANON!!

[cashmere-caveman]

ned little voted most likey to get dealt a big losing hand 1845-48 (more terror text post memes)

#the terror #text post meme #edward little #terror shitposting #he is so fascinating to me and i am a bit sad that his most prevalent characterisation seems to be wet little anxiety man :( #bc this man has Layers!! but also im new here so idk how much of this first impression is true / how much of this convo has aready been had #which is why im making a silly meme post instead of writing 17 paragraphs of meta and putting my foot in my mouth #but yeah. nedward :D #sneaked some solittle into this post bc who am i if not someone w a narrative foils agenda 😌 #cavetext

[veinsfullofstars]

You can't tell me their first meeting didn't go something like this.

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Dark Meta Knight and Daroach in a recreation of the Princess Mononoke "You're beautiful" meme. Original screenshot below the cut for comparison. Top panel - DMK hovers against a starry sky facing forward, his wings breaching the edges of the panel and spread to make himself look more intimidating. He glares down, one angry glowing eye visible in the visor of his mask, gripping the handle of his sword in both hands as if to stab downward, subtitled "I'll cut your throat! That'll shut you up!" Bottom panel - Daroach lies on his back at a slight angle on a nighttime grassy plain, his body and cape breaching the panel in places, his paws palm-up at his sides, his wand dropped beside him. He looks upward, unperturbed by the several sharp points of DMK's sword hanging over him, eyes half-lidded and brows lifted in interest, mouth drawn open in a smile and blushed at the ends, subtitled "You're beautiful..." Of course, every metal and/or shiny surface is lightly touched with rim light and sparkles. END ID.)

Started 03/26/24, finished 03/29/24.

Original: Princess Mononoke (Hayao Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli, 1997)

#veins art #veins ships #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #dark meta knight #daroach #dark meta knight x daroach #darkroach #rarepair #meme redraw #does this count as a high-effort shitpost? it feels like it do #stars why did I try to recreate human-proportion poses with oRB ANd rAt?? #I had to repose them so many times >_< #and don't get me started on that starsdamned rat #seriously even going through my refs didn't help much 'cause the crew at HAL Labs doesn't design him consistently either #(which admittedly does make me feel a li'l better about not always drawing him on-model) #*sigh* the things I do for my rarepair boys #also “enemies to friends-with-benefits” anyone? #I mean who said that #blood tw #<- (but only in the ref screenshot not the piece itself) #veinsfullofstars

[oobbbear]

@naffeclipse Hi Naff thank you for creating this character

#my art #sleuth jesters #cw gun #cw blood #sorry for tagging you in a shitpost(again) #he’s an amazing villain #which means I can love him but that doesn’t stop me from running him over with a car #I’m rereading sleuth jesters bc of blood stained fool

[bright-and-burning]

my hot take: i think they should institute a minimum paint usage so they stop de-cuntifying the cars to reduce weight

#this is moderately a shitpost #but like . if everyone’s working to minimize the car’s weight in every way possible #which it seems like they are #then eventually that’s gonna trend towards every car being all black exposed carbon. bc aesthetic details #are gonna go before performance enhancing related weight #‘but eve! then they can’t maximize performance! it’s supposed to be the pinnacle of motorsports!’ #to which i say: don’t care. give me pretty colors #CAVEAT: I STARTED WATCHING IN OCTOBER I DONT KNOW SHIT I AM TALKIJG OUT OF MY ASS!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

This election day, I'm thinking of my Nana.

I'm thinking of how as a young woman, she fled political violence in her native Colombia to build a new home in a more stable country. I'm thinking about how she lived a long life, but not long enough to see her home country elect its first ever progressive president (just a few months ago!).

Coincidentally, I was living in Colombia at that time (in the very city she grew up in), and I was able to witness what felt like a miracle. A very conservative country, suffering from the violent inheritance of colonization and catholic invasion and the war on drugs, against a backdrop of the dangerous global rise of the far right--this unlikely country managed to elect one of the most progressive heads of state in the world, in 2022. That's a pretty big deal.

And I'm thinking about this, this election day, because that election was won by a very thin margin. I'm thinking about how it almost didn't happen. I'm thinking about how it was only possible thanks to the highest voter turnout in 20 year. And I am thinking about the countless number of voters who chose to vote for the first time. I am thinking of the poorest and most disenfranchised citizens who showed up at the polls. I am thinking of the indigenous women who rode 12 hours on public buses to vote at the 'nearest' polling stations. I am thinking of all the money and corruption that went into preventing minority citizens from voting, and I'm thinking about how they showed up in the millions and voted anyway.

I am thinking that I would like to see a miracle like that in my own home country.

So if you're on the fence about waiting in line today to cast your vote, I hope that you will think--about the country you want to live in, the future you hope will unfold, and about all of the people it takes to make a miracle.

Because history may deem us nameless and faceless, but when we show up en masse, we are the ones who make history happen.

And yes, maybe also spare a thought for my Nana. Who was in fact a very angry and judgemental woman who supported the republican party for 50+ years, and who would be turning in her grave right now (if the family hadn't had her cremated). Think about the mean angry ghost of my Colombian grandmother, who very much wants you to not show up at the polls to support abortion and other sinful progressive values. Think about her. Do it for her. Do it for Nana.

#Do it! for her #not a shitpost #serious post #politics #ask to tag #I love you Nana but i disagree SO vehemently with almost all of your personal political and religious values #also you should have treated my mom SO MUCH BETTER when she was a kid. all of your kids really #i see you very much as a victim of religious trauma & childhood poverty #followed by the cultural isolation of being a first generation immigrant with no local hispanic community to provide support #plus the failure of late 20th century mental health care almost certainly compounded by medical sexism #recognize sympathize and am indignant on your behalf for all of those reasons and more #but that truth can also coexist alongside the truth that #hot DAMN Nana you and Papa very much failed to provide your children with an emotionally safe and stable environment in which to grow #and me and my sibs are still dealing with the generational trauma #and who knows how many of my cousins. I HAVE TWENTY-ONE COUSINS AND I DON'T TALK TO ANY OF THEM #that is too many cousins to not be in contact with any of them #(and fyi that's on *one* side of the family. on the other side are a dozen half-aunts-and-cousins I've never met #because Other Grandpa was a Certified Piece of Shit) #Anyway. ANYWAY... #apparently i really needed to overshare today. know what? no judgement. judgement free zone #i have no judgement thoughts or opinions i am finally FREE #........gosh that sounds so relaxing #ANYway #yeah. break the cycle of abuse or your descendants will grow up and critique your parenting choices on third-tier social media platforms #when people say 'they will always be remembered' at a funeral--that is a THREAT #what they actually mean is 'OH HONEYBUN YOU DONE FUCKED UP' #.........i want that in my eulogy actually

[plankos]

dump

#art #fanart #one piece #one piece fanart #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #shitpost #also i removed the pic w the unfinished comic cus someone pointed out it was very similar to this other one by another artist #which reminded me of why i never finished it in the first place because i thought it looked too similar to that one hehe