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demigods-posts · 15 days

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headcanon that percy carries a ridiculous amount of water bottles on him. unironically. and he's not even aware that it's an absurd amount. because he's had a thirst for three gallons of water since he was six.

#percy carries a miniature backpack #and the only thing in it is 40 bottles of water #and he has to refill it twice a day #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson

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despite-everything · 2 years

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just found the funniest stickers to put on my car

#idk why but 'stop plate tectonics' literally made me laugh out loud #so obvs i had to get it #then i saw 'reunite pangea' and thought it'd coordinate wonderfully #(then i got 2 so one can go on my car with the tectonics one and the other can go on my water bottle lol)#tree talks #geology

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milkcioccolato · 5 months

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Big Brother Maul had no chance to escape, poor boy! Little Soka’s attack was way too powerful and efficient💪🏻😌

#little baby wants her comfort zabrak #he’s the best cuddling buddy for all the children #poor maul. relegated to hot water bottle duty #milks artsies #star wars #darth maul #maul #jedi maul #ahsoka #ahsoka tano #jedi obimaul au

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shoezuki · 5 months

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Guys holy shit there's something going on w SCP shit I just found out thru the reddit scp sub and I'm losing my mind so much I need to report on this OK like.

So there are joke scps. If u don't know. That are jokes. Usually digs at common tropes on scps like the rock that makes u procrastinate is probably the most famous joke scp. Or the one I can't find rn where the researchers in the article are critiquing the scp item for being too tropey.

But. There's a new joke scp. SCP-021-J. It was posted yesterday and it's fighting for its fucking life. It has been slingshotting between bein rated -5 to +12 this whole time. The discussion on it is wild people fucking hate it or love it. Hard-core scp ppl are goin on paragraphs bout how it's not funny, its not even anything it's jus the worst of 'lol random' internet humour. And then there's the enjoyers who are jus like 'lol mfer can't handle it'

And all it is. Is evil water bottle.

This is it. The entire article. Evil :(

And ppl are LOSING IT. the discussion is full of ppl talkin like this is a sign and example of how the scp site has fallen so far, that scps are all shit now and things like this are taking away from Actually Good Scps. That it's disgusting and horrible. Like genuinely here's one dude calling it actually problematic

And this battle in the forum is genuinely the funniest thing bout this article like this exchange shows it perfectly

#i upvoted it i want this thing to live #SCP #mfers cant handle EVIL WATER BOTTLE #also the author has said fuck all bout it which is funnier to me. theres no meaning here. evil :(

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wiisagi-maiingan · 11 months

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I'm all for natural remedies and traditional medicine, but I think when your "natural remedy" is based on the idea that water can become medicinal by being in the presence of a teeny itty bit amount of something, then it's probably bullshit and you're getting scammed. Go buy some ibuprofen or see a doctor.

#this is a long way for me to say that homeopathy is a scam!!#and that ''homeopathic professionals'' deliberately prey on vulnerable and scared people #especially chronically and terminally ill women looking for help and answers to illnesses they don't understand #so then they end up paying absurd money for fucking PLACEBOS #literal bottles of water and sugar pills that can supposedly cure their diabetes or fibromyalgia or cancer #and it's fucking disgusting and shameful okay

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sydneighsays · 8 months

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My take on moth!jon

Just a wee lil rag

Some lil Jmart while I was at it

#fanart #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #jon archivist #martin blackwood #martin k blackwood #martin kartin blackwood #teaholding #jmart fanart #jmart #jon sims #pretty jon #moth!jon #he should beheld #Martin definitely accidentally sprayed him once #He's not threatening him with the spray bottle he was watering his plants #The threats come after the introduction!

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zegalba · 8 months

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Jian Chong Min: Bottle Brush Trees (1990)

#Jian Chong Min #Bottle Brush Trees #watercolor #illustrations #art #paintings #green #trees #water #1990

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dangerouscommiesubversive · 2 months

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A quick reminder for those observing Wash Your Water Bottle Wednesday: if your water bottle has a straw or a spout, give it some extra attention! Get in there and scrub the crap out! Use a little straw-cleaning brush if you've got one--you can generally find them at the grocery store--but even a craft pipe cleaner or just a little stick can help! The critters that might be living on the hard plastic walls of your water bottle are nothing compared to the nightmare monsters being incubated in the warm embrace of a silicone mouthpiece.

#dangerous communist propaganda #wash your water bottle wednesday

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stiffyck · 2 months

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#i cannot stand the taste of water it actually makes me like. nauseous #no matter if its cold water or warm water or water from the sink or bottled water #i just do not like water i need something to give it a better taste #stiff talk #polls

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glimmerstimmer · 11 months

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