#you WATCH THE COOKIES

[pastafossa]

pasta listen,

at least the goddam fucking fire alarm isn't going off at 1:30 in the middle of the night because someone burned cookies.

**cookies**

they BURNED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES LIKE HOW THAT'S SO HARD TO DO (it's like a golden rule ya know? no longer than 12-15 mins and even then it starts to get brown and then to really really charcoal black burn them you have to cook for twenty minutes) and the entire dorm had to go outside and stand for like twenty minutes until the cops came

every room in the dorm has one so here i am, getting ready for bed bc im tired of studying and the alarm goes off, my ears are ringing and the second i step out into the hallway im quite literally in pain

also try a plug-in fan and aim it at the smoke detector- that helps back home lollll

I'm not sure what would drive me up a wall more - the noise, the why of the noise, having to leave my warm cozy den after studying, or the FOOD CRIME OF BURNING THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WATCH THEM UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN (or VERY lightly crispy in my case, I like the soft squishy ones).

also as someone with sensory issues i feel you on the noise

Fortunately, my detector just needs new batteries! BUT I'm going to remember the fan thing, cause damn I still burn shit occasionally

. 😂

#i love roast corn but i cannot successfully pan roast corn to save my gd life #FAN TIME #also cookies are easy how did he burn them #you just STAND THERE #you WATCH THE COOKIES #choco chip cookies are the only cookies i can bake without a timer #i can just stand there and watch them #and wait for my cookies #mostly cause i like them soft and squishy and only technically cooked #i'd be so mad about the alarm if someone burned cookies and set it off i do not like LOUD NOISES #especially HIGH PITCHED ONES #AND THEN TO GO OUTSIDE #NO #SIR #you get COAL FOR CHRISTMAS #COOKIE JAIL FOR THE FAILED BAKER #COOKIE JAIL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS

[attyattlaw]

happy birthday to the one and only babygirl

#eustass kid #eustass kidd #one piece #i paused midway painting this to make cookies and it burned #anyway ive been watching house of the dragon again can you tell #minor edit bc this looks a lot more orange on other screens than what i saw on my drawing tablet

[fluffyartbl0g]

Everytime I go into the Zosopp tag, I just see people SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING about the lack of posts IN the Zosopp tag. THE ZOSOPP ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES

#one piece #op fanart #zosopp #roronoa zoro #usopp #this was also just an excuse to play dress up with zoro and usopp XD #oh why is usopp wearing a detective outfit??? #well im so glad you asked!!! #The gang stopped at this town on an island and there seemed to be some mysterIOUS shenanigans going on #robin and usopp formed a watson and sherlock holmes duo!!! but only usopp dressed for the part LOL #cue usopp getting super into his role and interviewing whoever he can while robin solves the whole mystery with just a few clues #she likes watching usopp have his fun tho wahah so she follows him around and nudges him in the wrong direction for funsies #the ultimate reveal ... usopp: MS BAKER IS THE ONE WHO STOLE THE COOKI- Robin: yeah they're all trading addictive drugs #Ms baker: DRATS and i wuda gotten away with it too if it werent for u two meddling kids!!! #am i talking about usopp and robin on my zosopp post? yeauh #anyways usopp is like wauwah ROBIN!!!!!! UUUU >:((((!!!!! #then he trots off to zoro because he hasnt seen him all day and he wants to tell him about the fun adventure he just had XD

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 1 #lady in waiting #columbo is so used to being there munching a cookie during familial meltdowns that he's completely inured to the embarrassment #he has seen so much worse than your mother giving you a little slap on the cheek. trust me #columbo watches johnny fucking cash get clocked in the jaw at a party and that's a normal tuesday for him

[cosmicwhoreo]

WHOOPS! My hand slipped!

Three or four times...

#Watch me bash two characters together like a child bashing two dolls together and pretending their kissing #All while staring holes into the terrified eyes of DevSisters as if threatening them #'YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY THE GAME! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??' #Their pleas will fall on deaf ears as I just continue to hammer away #Cookie Run #captain caviar cookie #black pearl cookie #I-I got more of these #but you ain't seeing them yet #Ya gurl's still got comms to stress over #blacaviar

[i-am-dumb]

I love the current trend of drawing PV suffer so I decided to contibute :3

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk #pretty proud of this one #you guys don`t know how much I want this old man to suffer #might draw a clownified Crepe and Raisin later so he can watch his kids suffer too :3 #also Shadows clown collar thing was a PAIN to draw and shade #my art

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

#at my conspiracy board like ''he sees you when you're sleeping... he knows when you're awake- just like Nicky watching Taylor from Hell!'' #dndads #dungeons and daddies #nick foster #I'm sure I mustn't be the only person who's proposed a headcanon to this effect but anyways in light of recent events! #and Taylor asks Nicky what kind of cookies he likes and Nicky says ''oatmeal raisin'' and Taylor says ''gross'' #but insists on putting those ones out next year and every year after that #nicky freeman #taylor swift dndads #highkey knowing Nicky and the dumbass shenanigans he gets wrapped up in he would do something to accidentally become the real santa claus #like he shows up to the wrong house one year and gets spotted #so then in his mind he has to show up to *both* houses next year #but then the kid from the other house tells all their friends #and what is he gonna do- not get gifts for all of them too? that wouldn't be fair. #you see where I'm going with this? #dndads holiday special starring Nicky in the tale of how he became saint nick #I won't lie to you folks the Closes and Swifts are basically the only reason I care at all about this holiday haha #(though happy holidays to all of you celebrating- whatever you're celebrating!) #''but you're hosting a holiday event!'' YEAH AND LOOK WHO IT'S FOR LOL #(back at my conspiracy board) santa... is just an anagram for satan... it all makes sense!

[dizzybizz]

only took 2 years but he's done now

#i started this piece back in dec of 2021 like.. aughh?? #i just painted over the og hfashgsdh #it took so long i have managed to drop both crob and crk can you believe it #(hes still a blorbo tho.. the orange cookies r my bias for some reason..??? him.. plum.. orange herself.. red ones too..) #cookie run #cinnamon cookie #my art #his file has been through paint tool sai. medibang. and finally clip studio 😭😭😭 #i rlly like how this turned outAHSGHFhgh tried a bit of a different approach n workflow and ahgh #i would want it to be less affected by my perfectionist need for everything to be cleanly rendered i wanna get loosey goosey with it yknow #now watch me disappear from posting art for another week before dropping another and the cycle repeats #ive been wanting to do more painterly stuff esp purposefully messy #i dont get how ppl leave it like that and have it look so good and intentional augh #anyways himb ☝

[littlespoonevan]

Love how every time we make a joke about the tropes we fall back on in fics (chris at a sleepover, buckley-diaz family dinners, buck making cookies for christopher’s class etc) 911 turns around is like, no that’s true actually

#afahsklfs I was watching that scene and as soon as he mentioned the cookies I yelled aRE YOU SERIOUS #they’re so funny lmao #911 related #911 spoilers #6x13 #buckley diaz family #mine

[thefrogdalorian]

Flowers for My Mandalorian

(Valentine's Day Din Djarin Imagines)

It's been a busy few months for you and Din, you want to do something small but significant to show him how much he means to you.

You haven't told him your feelings for him but you suspect he feels the same. You've noticed the way he takes every opportunity to stand close to you. The way his gloved hands linger a beat longer than you would expect a friend's to...

Even though you aren't together, you decide to surprise Din with a bunch of freshly picked flowers for Valentine's Day (or the Star Wars equivalent, the Festival of Love).

You hand Din the flowers, but there is no audible response - save for a deep intake of breath and his hand twitching by his side.

Din tells you that he has never heard of such a celebration before and to you, he seems a little confused at the beautiful bouquet you presented him with.

At first, you panic. You're worried that you somehow offended him. Do Mandalorians not celebrate the Festival of Love? Is it against their Creed?

In reality, Din is relieved that you can't see how much he's blushing furiously beneath his helmet.

The next Festival of Love, the first one you'll celebrate as a couple, you decide to bake him cookies in your cabin on Nevarro while he's out running errands in town.

Except, before he returns and when your back is turned, a certain mischievous child eats all of them.

Fortunately, Din saves the day by surprising you with a bouquet of flowers he picked himself to thank you for your gesture the year before.

After putting Grogu to bed when he crashes from his sugar high, you and Din spend the rest of the evening baking cookies together.

Somehow, despite his clumsiness in the kitchen, you manage to create something edible.

You fall asleep on the couch after an evening spent cuddling together with a full stomach, curled happily into the side of your flour-covered Mandalorian.

#din djarin #din djarin headcanons #din djarin imagine #din djarin fluff #din djarin x reader #mando x reader #the mandalorian x reader #i watched 20 mins of Notting Hill and this was the result goodbye too much cheese for today #bake cookies with me din djarin... din djarin bake cookies with me..... bake cookies with me din djarin....... #din djarin brainrot #<- it's severe today i'm down horrendously #anyway goodnight #just wanted to treat you lot to some din fluff before i went to sleeeeeeep since my other fic was mature lol <3 #din thoughts

[pinkvaquita]

So... Is someone gonna do a fanfic or fanart using the concept of White Lily in a coffin and that cliché of the "True love kiss"?

Elderlily???? Purelily???? At this point I'm willing to accept that even Shadow Milk does it. BUT SOMEONE PLEASE DO IT FOR FUCKS SAKE.

#white lily cookie #My heart that was raised watching princess movies is craving for this #Im gonna do it myself if none does it #I don't care if is cliché and all that crap my ass fucking loves clichés #Pure Vanilla you better prepare to be fucking prince charming because this is happening #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cr kingdom #elder fairy cookie #pure vanilla cookie #elderlily #Purelily #I am being serious about the shadow milk part but idk if that ship is even a thing

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

I'm thinking about watching Hamilton but I have enough self knowledge to know that it will probably take over my mind for the next few months if I do and I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of commitment yet.

#i started watching doctor who for like culture and shit #and now i have a doctor who and good omens fan page #and a tardis cookie jar that makes the noice when you open it #it even has a light that flickers and its great but its also a cry for help #hamilton musical #alexander hamilton #hamilton #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #aziraphale #crowley #azicrow #aziracrow #good omemes #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #doctor who #dr who #the doctor #christopher eccleston #matt smith #peter capaldi #jodie whittaker

[pastafossa]

Me, to friend: don't you hate it when you have those days where your heart is just mad and it beats REALLY hard at random moments, even when you're just sitting there, like not FAST but really hard and it is VERY UNCOMFORTABLE for no reason? Friend: you know that's not normal right??? Me: you mean that doesn't happen to you? Friend: NO, IT DOES NOT. Me: ...please hold. *five minutes later* Me: so I talked to my mother and this might in fact be a highly hereditary genetic issue that both her and my grandma and my great grandma all had, who knew??? Anyway I need to see a doctor and I might need heart medication. Friend: YA THINK?

#it's discovering my nut allergy all over again #me as i'm munching snowball cookies with walnuts in them: 'ha ha don't you guys hate that weird burn walnuts give your mouth?' #friends: DROP THE FUCKING SNOWBALL THIS INSTANT YOU HAVE A NUT ALLERGY #apparently the heart doing this is not actually normal #i just thought everyone had days like this #like don't worry i'm not going to keel over but internet was like 'yeah you need to watch for this if it's in your family' #mom was only diagnosed like 2 years ago and my grandma had it too and it apparently goes undiagnosed usually #because of *exactly* what i was doing #which was going #'well. it's not painful just uncomfortable so I'll wait and see if it goes away' #and then it does the next day so you forget about it #and consider it just a Weird Thing That Occasionally Happens

[faemytho]

theyre yaoi. theyre yuri. theyre even both nonbinary. the day these two come to kingdom is the day i empty my wallet.

#cookie run #cookie run fanart #abyss monarch cookie #electric eel cookie #abysseel #cookie run ovenbreak #anyways this is doodle from last night i kinda like #and im absolutely INSANE about these two im hjnngh #if you like sunmoon yaoi. seamoon yuri. lightdark yuri. yinyang yaoi. fuck it. opposites attract. theyre even introvert4extrovert #its these guys #fellas theyre even royal x some guy. theyre even monarch x guard. hello is anyone THERE #god i swear you wont regret watching their story. #my art

[worstloki]

there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these

#you can't really argue he planned the extent of Thor's downfall #that was all Odin #Loki didn't force Thor to invade Jotunheim he isn't even the one who gave Thor the idea -- Thor did that all on his own! #that he was doing waswasa @ thor didn't help but wasn't really crime worthy on its own #Thor himself took time convincing the other warriors to be okay with the trip despite the treason and danger involved #like. what. Thor can't differentiate good advice from bad and is emotionally volatile and reckless and that's Loki's fault? #THOR was the one who got them past Heimdall too #the entire ordeal inadvertently showed off the favouritism Thor was receiving in comparison to Loki #even though Loki was the one supposedly so easily influencing Thor to such an extent #call Thor a puppet the way he--wait. no. that sounds weird. uhhhhh #you get the point #people will claim Loki was all up in there rearranging Thor's mental processes to cause his downfall #when really it was Loki doing the bare minimum instigation and watching things only devolve from there #because Thor WAS reckless and immature ?? and he WAS quick to anger and enjoyed exerting his power with violence ?? #Loki didn't STEAL THE THRONE FROM THOR he literally just is implied to undermine the coronation #that's not even confirmed but we assume it's true that he let the frost giants in near the casket etc. #Loki has his own actual crimes that he did against Thor and hugging his bro's arm and saying 'you're soooooo strong and correct' was not on #even if you manage to argue Loki was cheering Thor on for the invasion (he wasn't) it was clearly to dob Thor in with Odin #which he did when he had some guard inform Odin #that Odin's chosen punishment was for Thor's disobedience aside stop blaming Loki for the damage ODIN inflicted on him #focus on Loki making up lies to Thor about how Odin died instead like at least Loki DID SOMETHING for that #you can even ascribe as evil a motive as you want there bc Loki was slipping fr #twirling his hair and telling Thor he's smarter about the realm's safety than the king was on the normal scale #you want to talk morals go look at how eager Thor was to invade mass destroy and massacre in the other realm #and expected Odin to 'finish them off! together!' bc he was power high on whatever bloodlust pheromones battle apparently imitates for him #sigh. this is why you can't have nice things Thor. no Loki you're barely any better. sit down. have a cookie.

[j-u-u-z-o]

Omg imagine reader is nanami’s s/o and is a really really good sweet treat baker!

They obviously choose gojo to be the taste tester because we all know that he loves sweets

but one day nanami finds out and he gets jealous

He wants to be their only taste tester even though he doesn’t even like eating sweet treats lol

Leaving his s/o confused in the kitchen/ jujutsu cafeteria 😭❤️

Gojo ain’t leaving without his hard work treats!

#he’d be like WTH is gojo doing in the kitchen or cafeteria watching you bake cookies or something with pure admiration #even though reader is really pretty #ofc they would give the students the treats! they made it for them in the first place lol #but nanami is like oh HELLL NOO I’m the taste tester out of my way #ahhhhh #nanami kento x reader #nanami kento #jujutsu Kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo satoru #jjk x reader