I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???
and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?
a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting
and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.
every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you
and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)
and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.
a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.
not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.
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like i don’t understand xi//cheng to begin with but conceptually i think it’s even funnier when ppl are like “and jingyi is their son!! 🥹” as if jingyi is not canonically ragging on jc at every single opportunity presented to him (and then some)
like this is their dynamic
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had an assignment based on Gatsby where we have to pick a quote we feel has the most emotional weight and make a drawing or collage to reflect it and sadly it is now the most gorgeous piece of art I’ve made in 10,000 years. shoutout to them 1920s queers❓❓
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Spoilers for Glass Onion!
As someone who is a very avid mystery fan, it irritates me when people say the killer was too ‘obvious’ when like… that was the whole point of the movie. In order for the commentary to land, Miles had to be the killer. But realizing this earlier on doesn’t make the movie worse.
Firstly though, there are different kinds of mystery stories. There’s ones where the audience is supposed to figure out who ‘did it’ alongside the detective, there’s ones where it’s impossible for the audience to figure it out because the detective just has some extra knowledge or info that the audience can’t possibly know, and there’s ones where who did it isn’t as important as the overall story the author is ultimately trying to tell.
Glass Onion wasn’t supposed to be a nail biting whodunit where every character on screen is a possible suspect. It wants you to think that, especially at first, but when Helen shows up everything changes. Yes every one of the disrupters has their motives, but it really only ever made sense for Miles to be the one who killed Andi (and Duke), and that’s why he was.
On the first watch I did notice Miles give his drink to Duke. Like, it became obvious to me that Miles was the killer as soon as Blanc said how utterly stupid he would have to be to do that. But that doesn’t mean the rest of the movie was pointless because I already ‘figured it out’. I still didn’t know how he did it, I didn’t know who else was involved, I didn’t know how Helen would save the day. Knowing who the killer is really shouldn’t be the be all end all of a murder mystery, if it’s a good one that is.
Plus, they did tell us all along. The movie is a glass onion, not as complicated as it seems.
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i know it’s been a second but i honestly still can’t stop thinking about the end of lantern rite and how it just—
zhongli: wow it was a little embarrassing that i had to dodge the hydro dragon sovereign like that but at least no one will ever kno—
the traveler:
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