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So this is 39...
I was gonna do one of those X amount of things I've learned by age whatever, but 39 is a lot of things and tbh I'm not sure if I’ve learned that many (as some of you would undoubtedly agree). So, in true Hippo fashion, please accept this list of random assorted things I've picked up like shiny trinkets/facts I've come to accept through the years.
Believe it or not you're worth the effort, love and care you try to give everyone else but don't think you deserve.
Usually the more I've tried to fit in and be like everyone else, the more unhappy I've been. Let your freak flag fly and see who sticks around in your blanket fort.
Legos, coloring, stuffies, swing sets, daydreaming and other ‘childish pursuits’ are not, in fact, just for kids.
when given the opportunity, a solo car concert is a solid choice
If you're constantly putting yourself in boxes for the benefit of someone else... honestly, what's the point?
Find at least one person you can drop the mask with and be fully, authentically you.
Groups break up, accidents and weather happen... just go to the concert/show/exhibit if you wanna instead of waiting for ‘next time’.
nobody has their shit figured out (especially anyone acting like they do). we are literally all out here just wingin' it.
Some of the best life advice comes from fictional characters
Nobody cares. Nobody is thinking about you the way you're thinking about you. - Alexis Rose
Life isn't meant to be lived in moderation. We only get one chance at this... What's the point of living if you're just going to keep yourself locked away from ever experiencing life? - Avi Mulvaney
Make sure you’re following your heart - Carla Price
You’re gonna be okay, kid - Christopher Diaz
just because you didn’t die, doesn’t mean you’re actually living
even if you think you’re ‘too young’ for something, i assure you you’re not
i love you isn't reserved for family and/or romantic partners.
Platonic soulmates are a thing and they do exist
Dates with yourself are 100% necessary and sometimes the best ones
there is zero deadline or requirement to find a romantic partner, get married, have kids, buy a house, etc...
Sexual and Romantic preferences are fluid. It's OK if you change your mind or didn't 'figure it out' until your 20s, 30s, 40s or beyond.
You're complete as you are. Without the degree, the partner, the [current arbitrary standard]
Cliche as hell but life doesn’t end because you didn’t get the job/house/partner. Odds are good it’s the best thing that could have happened and you’ll be delighted it did.
Blood may be thicker than water but Found Family, the Family We Choose, is often the best family
Shared genetics doesn't demand your unwavering loyalty
I'm human and I fuck up. I make the wrong choice, say the wrong thing, don’t say anything or say too much. Way more than I want to, and often in the name of trying to keep the peace.
Do you write, paint, draw, some other variety of art? Congratulations 🥳 you’re an author/artist. A real one. Yes, you!
As such (and I will die on this hill) you don’t owe anything to anyone. Not the fic, the next chapter, the snippet, the gif set, etc. Your works are not the price of membership to fandom.
Missing someone and being glad they’re not in your life anymore aren’t mutually exclusive concepts.
You’re more than enough, but not too much. Never too much. I promise.
headpats & forehead kisses 💞🦛
#hippo rambles#not 39 things#hippo wisdom#i realize some of these are oddly specific#but i’ve been around a while and found them necessary
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Some of this might sound intentionally hostile in text and I apologize.
I'm saying this as an abuse survivor mind you - don't throw "abusive ships" under the bus so easily - at least, so long as they're not actually glamorizing the abuse. I lived that irl and I personally find someone overcoming it, slowly having enough of that bullshit and getting out over time, and the other person having to wipe their own butt for once after they've made the damn mess, very refreshing. Maybe that's not a ship in the traditional sense. It's no happily ever after bc it shouldn't be, but I find stories like mine shyed away from so often because even the portrayal gets considered a "canon ship". ... that's just how media works now, I guess? I very rarely See a fictional relationship not called a ship in literally any context now so that's the definition I'm running on.
I wish more people were willing to portray the hardships of finding acceptance outside of "whoever you can find will accept you" very much, and finding the better things after. I wish people weren't terrified out of portrayimg situations like mine.
Jessie.. is not a good person in canon. You expect me to believe she moved into to hanamusa seamlessly, without falling on her ass? I never see you talk about Jessie's abusive tendencies in canon. You never talk about the inherent meanness she needed to get over to get there. She's quite aml lot like my ex in canon, actually.
What do you mean you're going to just remove from the character that she is abusive to those around her. Jessie hits people. She takes her own junk out on others all the time. Do you even like the character then, are you actually invested in her growing, or are you just making an OC at this point?
Idk. Do you, boo. But you are posting about a character who, whether you like it or not, is canonically abusive. I just don't buy that dating Ash's mom alone fixed her. That isn't... How that works. It would be excellent if it did. Part of my love of hanamusa is that it signals Jessie's change - but she could have changed for anyone before now.
What makes Delia different? How is she specifically a turning point for Jessie? Because Jessie's flaws go well beyond just bossing people around.
I would love if my abuser had the same outcome as your Jessie. I adore your portayals of hanamusa, where she's still flawed but still strives to do better. That's all I ever wanted from my ex.
What the fuck got her there tho.
Anyways I've been watching a lot of Bojack Horseman lately -
I agree with you! I don't think abusive relationships (or any tough subject matter in general) should be shied away from in media. It can be powerful when executed well and written by folks who are equipped to tell those kinds of stories. I do think it's sad when people treat it as off limits. But the ask I got was definitely more about which ships I have where I actually like the relationship between the characters. I think the semantics of the word "ship" are kind of vague or rather, over time, got so specific to only mean "absolutely love together and want them as endgame" (for most people anyways). So that's usually what I take the word to mean when people ask me about it.
I can 100% appreciate how an abusive relationship is written and handled, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna ship an abuser with their victim (that falls into the glorifying you're talking about). Love Bojack Horseman! Big fan! I think the way they handled Bojack and Sarah Lynn was beautifully and tragically well written. But does that mean I ship Bojack and Sarah Lynn? Absolutely fucking not.
I've talked about Jessie's character plenty on this blog and the way she's handled in earlier seasons specifically. This is kind of a summary: If we look at it on surface level, yes we can say she was abusive. But I think it's important to acknowledge and take into account the medium, time period and culture. Slapstick and cartoon violence was HUGE in anime and animation in the 90s (and prior to that too). Characters were always cartoonishly slapping each other around with giant mallets, folding fans, etc. Looney Tunes style. These slapstick bits were always distinct from real abuse and hurt (for Pokémon, Jessiebelle comes to mind). Mean slapstick wasn't a character trait exclusive to Jessie either. We saw it in Misty, James, Meowth, characters of the day and pretty much any character who got mad. It was a visual shortcut to show anger.
This type of slapstick has since (thankfully) died out and it hasn't really been a part of the Pokémon franchise since the early 2000s. However, Jessie was a notably special case. One of my favorite fun facts about the Pokémon anime is that there was a point in the series where Megumi Hayashibara (Jessie/Musashi's seiyuu) told the writers that moving forward, she no longer wanted Jessie to be violent or to be shown hitting James or Meowth (source: her memoir "The Characters Taught Me Everything"). She thought it directly went against the vision Takeshi Shudo had for Jessie, James and Meowth, when he created them, which was that they are good natured villains. If you watch from DP and on, Jessie never lays a hand on either of them. I think it was a such a good move on Pokémon's part to change her character like that and I'm forever grateful that Hayashibara said something! Whenever I write Jessie now, I always keep that in mind. She's mean, shouty and stupid but would never genuinely hurt those she cares about.
From then, her character becomes much more bearable. She's still bossy, mean and vain (typical cartoon villainess attributes) but I'd hesitate to say abusive. She'll still yell at James and Meowth, they all yell at each other, but in more of a sibling way (imo) rather than a "i'm actively trying to hurt your feelings way". The show makes a point especially in later seasons to show that Jessie, James and Meowth are not beyond being redeemed. From conception the whole POINT of the Team Rocket trio was that they are redeemable but their persistence and obsession keeps getting in the way of them seeing that there's a better life for them out there.
I won't deny that Jessie was unsavory in earlier seasons, but when I write her, I choose to write the version that Takeshi Shudo and Megumi Hayashibara had envisioned from the get go. She's still incredibly flawed and makes plenty missteps but wants to be better as you stated! My favorite part about Jessie is that she's a piece of shit LOL and I enjoy writing the changes she goes through to be better (but then still showing her default so some of her evil tendencies). In this AU, Delia doesn't fix Jessie. Jessie fixes Jessie because she is with someone makes her want to be a better person. She's already in the middle of turning over a new leaf before even meeting Delia, after leaving Team Rocket. Writing Jessie as legitimately abusive I think could work, but that's not my story to tell and if someone who were more equipped to tell that story did, I'd be very interested to take a listen!
I hope this doesn't come off as trying to deny or invalidate your experience. If you see that in Jessie, I hear you! This is just how I've interpreted her character over the years, having watched every episode of Pokémon and reading Japanese interviews from the cast and crew. She's such a compelling character and I love how messy she is
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Pt. 2 (Reader's pov) ___________________________________________________________
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who was born with the whole package; beauty, brains and a golden spoon in his mouth. Add his outgoing personality in the mix and unsurprisingly, he's the most popular guy you'll ever meet. Everyone knows him and likes him despite his obnoxious and arrogant personality.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who excels in every field he participates in. He makes everything he does look easy, sports? Breaks no sweat, musical instruments? Piece of cake, studies? He doesn't even go 10 feet near his books but is still at the top of his class.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who just excels his whole life through and is appalled by the 'lack of competition' in the so-called top notch universities by the time he reaches high-school.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who knows that he's just gonna inherit his family's company but hey, he needs some good ol' competition to keep him on his toes. So he convinces his parents to open a university with 'actual' competition when in high-school, just for him to have some semblance of normality during his college life.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who drafts all the entrance exam papers for the university while still in highschool with the passing percentage set at 80% to pass but is soon changed to 50% just because the questions are 'that' hard to answer.
The University soon rises up the ladder and quickly gains recognition as one of the best universities world-wide due to its difficulty and 100% guarantee of being set for life once you graduate because of the facilities and connections provided.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who finally finds 'normalcy' and speed-runs through his college with ease and when he reaches his third-year, he finally hears the news he never thought he'd hear. Someone topped the entrance exams with a whopping 98.7%, a record unheard of with the difficulty level set on the paper and earning the said-individual a scholarship to the overly-pricy college.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who walks to the first-year class to check out the scholarship student and finds you easily enough, what with you being a sensation in the university and everyone flocking around you curiously. However, their attentions soon shifts from you to Satoru as he soon gets swarmed by excited first-year students, hungry for his attention and connections causing him to lose sight of you.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who's ecstatic as hell when he finds out that you're in the same advanced math and business class as his, lucky!
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who sits besides you instead of his assigned seat and questions you the whole time instead of paying attention to class. The teachers says nothing, the both of you are toppers and Satoru is a 'Gojo' afterall. Satoru's pleased when you reluctantly answer him no matter how short or curt your answers are, he's just happy to talk to you.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who's slightly confused, he swears that he knows you from somewhere, You tell him that he's delusional. He agrees.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who thrives off of attention slowly starts to wither when you start receiving it instead of him and his curiosity for you dies down as his pettiness grows. He's the special one. He always was, not you so why is everyone treating him like old news now?
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who grows more bitter when he hears both students and some teachers call you 'a breathe of fresh air' and the chosen one to finally put 'The Gojo Satoru' in his place. He loudly coughs and glares at them, the resentment for you growing a lot more than before.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who can't help but start hating you more when you publicly crush him in both chess and checkers, a humiliating defeat since he was the one who wanted to compete in the first place. You also defeat him in an unofficial tennis match that no one knows besides the two of you.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who starts disliking the competition he craved for ever since childhood since he's now being put in the back-burner because of you. Only thing holding his pride together is that you haven't scored higher than him in any subjects....yet.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who rushes towards the score boards, unsure of the results for the first time in his life. His heart sinks as he looks at the final score for the end of the year exams, him with an overall of 98% and you with an overall of 99%. He's bitter, oh so bitter. He looks around and catches sight of your impassive face looking at the scores, your gaze leaves the board and finally meets his, a small smile gracing your face as you nod at him once and leave him behind.
Prodigy Gojo Satoru who reads your smile as a smirk, a look of mock kindness. He thinks you're taking him as a joke, making him a joke and he seethes with rage. Balling his hands into fists and holding his head up high, he ignores the glances and whispers around him while briskly walking away.
AcademicRival Gojo Satoru who swears revenge upon you for the hit on his pride, you're not gonna beat him again and he's gonna make sure of that.
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A little snack before I start with the smut and alphabetical fic, 2 more days until the polls closed!
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Seeing Red | Ch. 5: Used to it ✍️
Pairing: Jake "Hangman" Seresin x ex-wife!Reader (Call sign: Red Queen)
Word count: 2.4k
Warnings: sassy red, jake being an ass, more mav and jake being father and son, mentions of dead, some ex-wife/ex-husband unresolved tension, and... Liam's reveal.
A/N: I literally wrote this in 4 hours i was REAALLY obsessed with this idea and here it is. Comments are welcomed and THERE'S AN AUTHOR NOTE AT THE END THAT EXPLAINS A BIT SOME PARTS OF THIS BUT IT'S IN THE END TO AVOID SPOILERS.
(Whoever wants to be tagged, comment down below!)
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When you walk out of the base towards the tarmac, you see Jake talking with someone. He seems older. Both of them turn toward you, Jake attempting to flee as soon as he recognizes your presence, but the other one stops him, both of them approaching you. Once they’re close, you remember who the other man is.
"Captain Mitchell?" you ponder, covering your eyes with your hand because the sun is shining brighter than usual.
“Red Queen! It’s been a while. Last time we worked together, you weren’t even married.” He says, Jake groaning beside him.
“If you told me that I would get married and divorced in the span of three years, I would have said that was bullshit.”
“How many times are you gonna mention it?” Jake protests, taking off his glasses.
“The same amount of times I tried to call you and text you after you left the fucking divorce papers on the kitchen counter.” You challenge him, waiting for his reaction.
“I guess they were a lot.” Maverick adds, making Jake cover his face in disbelief. “Anyway, Cyclone told me that you were doing a dogfighting exercise, so I thought I could join."
“Mav, did he give you the green light, or are you trying to make me break some rules on my first day?”
“Well, maybe he didn’t agree 100%. But I want to help you!”
You’re about to protest when you feel your phone ring in your pocket. “I’m gonna take this call and go ask Cyclone. Wait for me to come back, and I’ll let you know if you can fly or not, Mav.”
You turn around and get inside the building, answering the call. You don’t even need to check the screen to know who it is.
“Hey pretty boy.”
“So… you fucked up real good, buddy.”
“Oh yeah? I didn’t notice.” He is tempted to walk away, but then he hears Red talking.
"Hey pretty boy"
"Pretty boy?" Jake mumbles, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Looks like she has moved on." Mav whispers, patting Jake's back.
"No, Liam, we can't have a cat. We have a dog, and that's a lot of work already."
Red enters the building, and Jake stays there, completely astonished. "Who the fuck is Liam?"
"Your replacement?" He shrugs.
"Fuck off, Mav"
And just like he did hours ago, Mav smacks Jake's head again. "I'm not the bad guy here, son. And I don't know if you're allowed to be mad. You asked for a divorce."
"You know why I did it."
Mav sighs, taking off his glasses. "Yeah, I know. And I told you there may have been other ways to solve the problem."
"I couldn't find any other one. Look, I can tolerate being around her at work. But she's gonna be friends with all the team because that's how she is, just the purest human being to ever walk on earth. I'm telling you now, if I have to see her walk in the Hard Deck hand in hand with an asshole that doesn’t deserve her, I'm asking for a relocation."
"And you think you deserve her? Jake, I know better than anyone how you feel. I let Penny slip away from me many times, and I came back many more. I just—" he looks around, as if trying to find the right words. "I just want you to remember that you vowed to be together for better and for worse. And when the worst came, you didn't tell her and made a decision by yourself."
"You think I don't know that?" He takes out his phone, showing the lock screen to Mav. "I never changed it. I couldn’t. It's a reminder of what I had and what I lost. A fleeting glimpse of the only happiness I've ever known, and an endless torment of what I lost."
Mav scoffs. "You sound like that guy from Pride and Privilege."
"...you mean Pride and Prejudice?"
"THAT ONE!"
"Really, Mav? One of the greatest books to ever be written, and you don't even know the title?"
"Have you even read it?" The older man mocks.
"Yes, I did."
"Bullshit."
"It's true, I bought it for him," Red says, walking past them. "Get in your plane, pops. We're going for a ride."
Jake watches Red jogging towards her plane, new letters added to the side, her name and call sign. And his last name. Seresin, in big black letters.
“Why did she keep my name?” Jake ponders.
“What?”
“Look." He points at Red's aircraft. "Seresin. Why is she using it?”
“I don’t think I have a good answer for that, son. Come on, I have to fly.”
It's all good until Jake's turn comes. All of them are amazing pilots, of course, they're the best of the best. You didn't expect anything different. Rooster is the fastest to take you out. Mav explains to you how, until a few years ago, he was afraid of his own potential. You can hear how proud Mav is now, as if Rooster were his own son. In a way, you know he is.
"Hey, Red. Can I ask you a question?" Bob mutters through the comms.
"You just did, Bob." You laugh. "Of course you can."
"Why Red Queen as a call sign? You don't seem like the kind of girl that chops off heads."
You laugh again, turning to be closer to Phoenix's plane. You wave at Bob and he waves back with a chuckle. "It has some resemblance to the Red Queen, but not entirely. Have you heard of the Red Queen hypothesis?"
"Not really."
"According to the Red Queen hypothesis, a species needs to evolve and adapt in order to survive because its competitors are doing the same."
"Did you evolve and adapt?"
"Yep. Being an aviator wasn't in my plans." You confess, remembering the old times.
"And what were your plans?"
"She wanted to be a lawyer."
"I don't think they were asking you, Seresin." You retort, moving your plane to an inverted position, and flying above Jake's plane. "If I want you to talk, I'll let you know."
"I think you're abusing your power, Commander," he mutters, looking straight into your eyes.
"I'm just giving you as many chances to talk as you gave me, Lieutenant."
You move your plane away, the radio has become silent. "But yeah, I wanted to be a lawyer."
"What changed?"
"My dad died in Iraq when I was a teenager. His plane crashed. He wanted to defend his country so much that he died doing it. And I took his place."
"Adapt in order to survive." Bob mutters.
"That's it."
“It says a lot about you, Red. Your father will be proud.” Mav comments, moving to your right. “Anyway, are we gonna play or what?”
“Yeah, we’re in the right place already. Okay, Phoenix, Jake, you have thirty seconds to fly away from us. After that, fight’s on.”
“Aye aye, Red”
“Yes, Commander.”
A tiny part of you almost feels bad that Jake has to address you by rank.
Almost.
You wait thirty seconds. Mav immediately goes after Phoenix, and you know he’s giving you the chance to see how Jake reacts. Instead of going after Mav to ‘free’ Phoenix, he leaves his wingman alone. What the fuck does he think he’s doing?
“Phoenix, Mav, stop right now.”
You see both aircrafts slowing down. “Did something happen, Red?” Phoenix asks, flying back to you.
“Lieutenant Seresin, I want you to fly back to the base right this instant and wait on the tarmac until I finish all the exercises of the day.”
“Can I ask why, Commander?”
“You’re not leaving your wingman alone, not under my command. If I have to be paired with you on a mission because Cyclone ordered me to carry your ass everywhere I go, you’re not gonna fucking leave me alone so you can make some maneuvers and take the glory.”
“Red, I work better like that.”
“First of all, it’s Commander for you. Second, you’re gonna work as I say, cause I’m in charge here, not you. Not anymore. Is that clear?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
You whisper. “I should be used to it by now.”
“Used to what?” he asks.
“To you, leaving people behind. Everyone back to the base. We’re done for the day.”
It takes all your power not to cry. The idea of being on a mission and having Jake leave you behind, just because he has the biggest ego ever known in human history, makes you shiver. Being abandoned is a feeling you don’t want to experience again.
You spend the rest of the day in your office, working on the report Cyclone asked you to write. You don’t want to be that type of ex, but you have to write a bad review of Jake’s work. He only needed ten seconds to abandon his wingman. How has he been working here for so long? It’s a complete mystery to you.
You’re printing it up when you hear a soft knock on your door. “Come in.”
“Commander”
You should look up from your work the next time someone knocks on the door. “Do you need something, Seresin?”
“Actually, yes. I have questions.” He says, while closing the door. He takes a seat in one of the chairs in front of your desk.
“And what makes you think you have the right to ask anything?” You question, collecting all the sheets of paper from the printer.
“Why are you still using my name?”
“It became mine too when you married me. Just never thought about changing it.”
“That’s not it, Red. We both know it”
“Whatever my reasons are, I don’t have to explain them to you.” You argue, getting up from your chair and collecting your things before exiting the office. Jake follows you, seems like he doesn’t want to end the conversation there.
“I think I deserve an explanation. It’s my name, after all.”
You stop in your tracks, turning around so fast that your body collides against Jake’s. You look up, all the hurt, pain, and fury accumulated over the last three years lighting a fire in your soul that must be visible to him, because he moves a step back. “Jake, it’s just a name; don’t be such a dick about it. It’s not because I still love you or whatever stupid idea you have running around in your head. It was a lot of paperwork that I didn't want to deal with. Happy? Now wait here, or do you want to enter Cyclone’s office? I heard it’s like your second home”
You enter Cyclone's office. He told you before that he had to leave to attend to some important matters, but you could leave the report on his desk without problem. You take a moment to breathe deeply, your hands shaking with the many unsaid words that you have kept in your chest for far too long. But you know you can’t tell him what you want to. Not now.
When you walk out of the room, he’s still there. “You’re really annoying, you know?”
“I want my answer.” He insists.
“Why do you care so much, Jake? You left me, you literally abandoned me and never looked back, and now you are demanding that I answer your questions? Fuck off.”
You hurry out of the building, looking for your car keys in your bag, when you see a familiar blue car parked in front of you, a woman in her sixties helping a small kid get out of the backseat.
No. No. No.
“What are they doing here?” you whisper under your breath.
“Red, wai- Charlotte?” Jake recognizes your mom in an instant. The woman in question turns around and waves at Jake with a gleeful smile.
This has to be a fucking nightmare. You stay there, completely frozen, knowing that there’s no way in hell you’re getting out of this. You see your kid walking towards you, making grabby hands and giggling. You haven't seen him in two days, having to leave him with your mother to prepare everything in this new base, this new home... You couldn’t bring him yet.
“Liam wait!” Your mom yells, but he doesn’t stop. He has seen someone he knows very well, but has never met in real life. Someone he has seen a lot of photos of. The man that appears in the photo frame placed on his bedside table. It’s a photo of your wedding.
“Dada?”
“What did he say?” Jake whispers, standing at your side as frozen as you are.
“He called you dada.” You declare, already giving in. If this is happening, you're gonna do it right.
Liam stands in front of him, tears in his eyes, as he watches Jake. “Dada is you?”
“I—I don’t know.” He turns at you, fear in his eyes. Oh Lord, what have you done? “Am I his dada?”
You kneel down, taking Jake’s hand and dragging him down with you, both now at the same height as the little kid, who looks at you with a confused expression and wet cheeks. “You want to know why I never got rid of your last name? Well, Jake. Let me introduce you to Liam Alexander Seresin.”
“Oh my god, y-you were pregnant; that’s why you-” He starts to hyperventilate. “Y-you signed the papers to protect him?”
You can’t believe this is happening. This isn’t how you planned to tell him. “Jake, calm down. I didn’t know I was pregnant, I swear, but I need you to calm down.” You don’t want him to have one of his panic attacks in front of Liam, it would scare him.
"Dada, don’t cry.” Liam pouts, his chubby hands rising to touch his father’s cheeks.
“C-can I hug you, buddy?”
Liam throws himself in Jake’s body, the pilot starts crying when he realizes what he had done. He didn’t just leave his wife.
He left his wife and his unborn child. She had to raise him all alone.
“I’m sorry,” he repeats over and over again, his head buried in his son’s hair. Liam smells like her; he’s a miniature version of her with his eyes and nose. It’s everything he once hoped to have.
And he had missed his first steps, his first words, and his first laugh.
Just because he thought that by divorcing her, he could save her.
How wrong he was.
A/N: THERE HE ISSSSSSS. Yes you guessed it, Liam is Jake and Red's son. And here is the explanation you need.
Jake asked for a divorce three years ago. Like actually, is going to be almost three years in a few days (fic time). Liam is a Valentine baby. Jake asked for a divorce on May, Red didn't know she was pregnant until a few days later, when she started to feel sick. She signed the paper's almost immediately after Jake left them in their house, and gave them to her lawyer. They never saw each other again. The reasons why Red didn't tell Jake about the baby, are part of the fic so, I won't tell.
But as it has been hinted, Liam knows who his father is, Red has a picture of him placed in Liam's room, and she tells him about him whenever he wants to know about his dad. Red having Jake as her lockscreen pic? So Liam could see a pic of him every time he wanted.
Liam is now two years and a half. He has Jake's eyes and nose, but is as sassy as his mom.
More details about him will be revealed in next chapters. This is only the beginning of the journey the seresin family will be going through.
And that's all. Have a good night/day!
-Jinx.
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What if Yuu/(Y/N) was from another world? Not in the sense that they're from a parallel dimension to twst- but in the sense that they're straight-up from another planet. I think that'd be cool
I'm gonna do the reactions of the octatrio to alien!Yuu (because I have Octavinelle brainrot currently) but if you want me to do the reactions of the other dorms I can do that!
Not sure how good this is, but I hope you like it!
Azul Ashengrotto
Huh? How have you never heard of a contract?
It's a fairly common legal term, is it not?
And why are you so confused about the anemones?
Is there something wrong with you? Do you have amnesia?
Come to think of it, you don't exactly look... human...
No, you definitely aren't human. You clearly aren't a mermaid or beastman either.
Perhaps you're fae? Though it's very unlikely.
He just can't figure you out. Nothing about you makes sense. Your existence defies all logic.
"What are you?"
Azul doesn't seem very hostile, you see no reason in hiding yourself from him. So, you decide to tell him.
Believe me when I say he is surprised.
Another planet? That's impossible.
It... is impossible, right?
Idia's been talking about aliens recently. This must be a stupid prank, right?! (It is not)
Once Azul finally comprehends and accepts that you are in fact an alien, his business mind takes over.
"Say, (Y/N)... why don't you work for me for a small while...?"
If he had a real, live alien working for him in his establishment, then... ooh, the possibilities are endless!
You declined, but he'll get you to agree eventually!
Surely there's something you want.
And he'll find out what that is, eventually.
You didn't see him as dangerous before, and you still don't, but you definitely get the feeling you should be cautious around him.
"Oh (Y/N)! I have an amazing deal for you! Huh? Where are you going? Wait up! I need to discuss the terms and conditions of this contract with you~!"
Jade Leech
He knows what you are, he knew you weren't of this world the moment he met you.
No human, mermaid, bestman, or fae has features such as yours.
And he's definitely seen you do some unnatural things.
You can lift approximately five times what someone of your weight should be able to, you secrete a toxic substance when nervous, certain parts of your body glow when it's dark...
You really are a wonder.
Jade finds you interesting, so interesting...
"Greetings, (Y/N). I know we don't talk much, but would you like to come with me to have tea with me? I promise you a pleasant experience."
You think of Jade as someone who is potentially very dangerous, so you hesitate to accept.
But after some "convincing", you decide to go along with him.
Well, he wasn't lying about the tea, which is good...
And then, well, he drops the bomb.
"I know what you are."
You begin looking around for any way out of this situation but then he laughs at you
"No need to be so scared. I find you fascinating, and I simply want to know more about you!"
You don't exactly believe that he's doing this 100% innocently, but you don't think he's outright lying.
So, you decide to stay a while longer and answer his questions.
He asks you about your anatomy, your home planet, your family, your strange features, your bioluminescence, that toxic substance you can make, your bone structure, your organs, why your species evolved the way it did...
Jade is very curious about you.
Almost to a suspicious degree.
"Is that right? How fascinating. Please continue, (Y/N), I would love to know more about you! Hm? No, of course not! Never in my wildest dreams would I blackmail you with this information! I'm simply asking out of my own curiousity."
Floyd Leech
"I'll be honest with you... I have no idea what a shrimp is, Floyd."
He is just baffled when you admit that.
How have you never heard of a shrimp?
Much like Azul, Floyd just assumes there's something wrong with you at first. Either that, or you've lived a life so sheltered you've somehow never heard of a shrimp.
Whatever the reason, the fact that you don't know what a shrimp is keeps him awake that night.
As he's thinking about that interaction, laying in bed, eating his snacks, he recalls the time you first saw his mer form.
Didn't you whisper something to Crabby? Something like "What's a moray...?"
Huh. That's a weird coincidence.
And... when Azul overblotted and reverted into his mer form, you also seemed super confused and freaked out...
And when you saw all the fish and coral in the Mostro Lounge fish tank you looked like you'd never seen anything like it before...
Those are some weirdly coincidental coincidences.
And, you're body's pretty weird too... you don't look like a human. You've got horns and weird looking legs, not to mention the fact that you glow in the dark like he does in his mer form... you're really weird.
But it's probably nothing.
After laying in bed for another hour or so, the realization hits him all at once.
He runs to Ramshackle dorm as fast as he possibly can, still in his pajamas, and pounds on your door until it opens.
"SHRIMPY, YOU'RE AN ALIEN?!"
You're still half-asleep, and not sure why this six-foot-tall merman was yelling at you.
Floyd barges inside, and sits down on the couch, insisting you tell him everything about you.
Again, you're half-asleep, and would much rather not be in this siituation.
"Aha~! Us merfolk don't exactly have any stories of life on other planets, so this is pretty exciting!"
He thinks you're super cool!
He also wants you to know about him, since you probably don't have anything like him back home! He'll tell you all about his funky eel biology!
Unfortunately for him, however, that just made you feel more scared of him. In your mind, nothing that has poisonous blood and two sets of teeth is harmless.
You politely ask him to leave.
It does not work.
"Y'know, now that I know what you are, I don't really thnk 'Little Shrimpy' suits you too well, ehe... howsabout Magnapinna?"
You try pushing him out the door to no avail.
"I've never seen a magnapinna myself, since they live suuuuuuper deep down in the ocean, but apparently they look a lot like aliens! Suits you, doesn't it~?"
You can't get him to leave.
Like his brother, Floyd finds you very interesting. He thinks you're really cool, and weird, and interesting, and- you get the idea.
And he bets you think he's really cool and weird and interesting too! You know, if you've never seen something like him, you're probably amazed at him, right?
Oh, you don't find him cool?
You find him terrifying?
That's fine! That just means he can have tons of fun scaring you!
"Hah? What's wrong, Magnapinna? Ya scaaaaaaared of me~? Ehehe... that's fine, that's fine... I'm not gonna eeeeat you or anything, so there's nothing to be scared of! You know... unless I decide one day that you're kinda tasty-looking, ehe! Anyways, why don't you tell me more about yourself? I wanna know more about you!"
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Hey! I saw your gyomei post, and wondered if you could do one with Tengen? I feel like his flamboyant energy would be so funny with the twst characters.
jabdjshshs absolutely !!
sorry it took a while to come out, life is crazy and the horrors aren't helping
✎...pairing: twisted wonderland x tengen!reader
✎...themes: chaos, flamboyant reader, can be seen as
platonic or romantic, ace slander [ affectionately ]
✎...notes: can you tell which characters are easier
to write for, male implied reader !!
✎...enjoy !!
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐔𝐋
𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄
riddle cannot catch a break from these tall ass people
truly
sure, you don't squeeze the shit out of him like floyd does, but you're probably just as loud
actually, scratch that
you are
BUT
at least you know when to shut up ― except when someone insults you or your wives
which btw, wtf?? three whole wives??
god, you're gonna make riddle have a heart attack
𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐘
tbh he kinda vibed with you
especially when you constantly tasted complimented his baking abilities
doki doki goes trey's heart
but overall, i do feel like trey would sometimes get tired/exhausted from you being loud ― typically when deuce or ace annoy the shit out of you
was bluescreening when you casually mentioned you had three wives back home, who you deeply miss
mans needs a moment to sit down
𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑
another person for him and his fans to simp for??
um yes pls !!
i feel like cater, alongside rook, would end up being your biggest fans
albeit platonic or homoerotic
you decided !!
but besides the simping, i feel like cater would 100% use you as a shield from riddle's or anyone else's wrath
mainly riddle tho
. . .
don't tell riddle that
i also feel like cater would love to just talk about your wives ― may have written some fanfics about you and your wives 👀👀
𝐀𝐂𝐄
oh ace
sweet stupid ace
he really tries to sneak up on you and fails every time, and then has the audacity to act surprised and call you a cheater
what part of you being a former ninja does ace not understand??
a lot apparently
also gets his ass folded a lot, yet he never learns his lesson
especially after finding out, you have three wives
mf is jealous as hell
goes all mopy and shit
𝐃𝐄𝐔𝐂𝐄
similar to epel, deuce idolises you but it's much more wholesome
he definitely goes to you whenever he needs help dealing with something
especially if doesn't want to ruin his model student imagine
the poor boy is lost whenever you talk rapidly
got his head spinning
definitely uses any chance he has to train with you
𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐖
𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀
your loud and that's gonna fly with him
actively avoids you so he can nap in peace, but you always manage to find him
how??
he has no clue and he's starting to think you're somehow related to rook
grumbles when you wake him up for class
has hissed at you when you picked him up so causally, threw him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and took him to class
he was pissed but also shookth
𝐑𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐄
he's on edge
why??
bc you always manage to catch pulling some sneaky shit
even with his unique magic !!
like how?!
quickly learns of your past and relationship status, and everything just clicks into place
you and your ninja ways, and stupid good hearing
. . . and stupid smirk and muscles
𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊
did someone say, training partner??
cuz that's what you turn into
however, jack was nervous to ask to train with you at first, but steeled his nerves and asked ― which received a quick up-and-down look from you before agreeing to train with him
jack has never been more excited and embarrassed as he tried to calm his tail down
𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄
𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐋
*sigh*
why did you have to be so muscular??
and good at detecting lies and shit
why couldn't you be another naive soul and sign his contracts??
azul is at a loss for words
however, he is thankful you can easily manage the twins and other students that give him grief
lowkey sees a halo around for that
𝐉𝐀𝐃𝐄
tbh i feel jade wouldn't bat an eye at you
for the most part
that was until you effortlessly hiked a mountain jade was on
great, now you have two eels on you
asks to go hiking with you whenever he's free
will talk your ear off about mushrooms on the hike
𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃
a new jungle gym to climb??
*buzzer noise* wrong
has tried to squeeze but ended up getting squeezed instead
huh, so this is what it feels like??
n o i c e
bugs you every chance he gets for you to squeeze him
tad bit masochistic of you, floyd
𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐀
𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐌
kalim rinds of that kid with the demon sister back home with how goddamn cheery he is
will shower you with gifts, especially after seeing you wear jewellery and hearing about your wives
he doesn't really bat an eye at that
bby boi doesn't care as long as you're happy
loves giving hugs
just a very affectionate boi
you do allow him to hang off your arms when he's around
𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋
sure you're loud, but you're responsible
meaning, he doesn't have to worry about you
however, does worry when kalim's involved
it's like a sixth sense
somehow when you manage to occupy kalim, jamil uses this time to get chores done or relax
truly is grateful for this opportunity
will make you food as payback
𝐏𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐄
𝐕𝐈𝐋
at first, he thought you were annoying and brash
i mean, you loud as hell and for what??
however
that changed when he saw just how flawless your skin was, the tidiness of your painted nails and the flawless eye makeup you wore
and that you strive for flamboyance??
vil can see the appeal
but quickly gets whiplash when you announce you actually have three ― very beautiful ― wives back in your world
what in the great seven??
𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊
homie here is quaking in his cadavers
but from excitement
because great seven, does he enjoy trying to sneak up on you
does he succeed?? no
does he still try?? yes
most definitely has a mini shrine of you ― along with some other students
. . .
don't tell vil
writes endless amounts of poetry for, even after you tell him you've got three wives, which he just loves bc obliviously you have so much love to give
and di―
𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐋
pls for the love of great seven. . .
PLS TEACH HIM HOW TO FIGHT PLS
legit idolises you
it's a tad bit concerning but it feeds your ego and annoys vil
also
gremlin epel is always on whenever you're around ― even more so when he can let his accent slip when it's just the two of you
however, his world pauses when you mention in conversation that you have three wives
tbh he doesn't know how to feel bc he grew up in a somewhat traditional household
and you having three wives??
w a c k
𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐘𝐃𝐄
𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐀
nope
nah uh
no way pal
idia cannot deal with another loud extrovert
especially someone who's tall as hell, muscular and someone who sparkles whenever they say flamboyant
almost had a heart attack when you managed to sneak into his dorm room
and how in great seven are you fast and quiet for?!
oh
you're a former ninja?
. . .
ok maybe you can stick around
listen, he's watched countless anime and read, if not more, manga to know how fucking cool ninjas are
surprisingly isn't phased when you say you're married to three badass women
idia's watched his fair share of shit, so you only having three is not a big deal to him
𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐍𝐈𝐀
𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐔𝐒
your loud nature and openness surprised malleus greatly
happily listens to whatever nonsense you spout
is curious about how you have such incredible hearing, considering you're magicless and a human
finds your relationship status also intriguing
may or may not be jealous
finds your jewellery very pretty
*cue dragon hoard noises*
𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀
you two definitely trade battle stories
may or may not have asked to join your marriage
what??
lilia may be a fae but that won't stop him
was not phased when you said you had three wives
that just made him even more intrigued by you
𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑
may and may not have used you as a pillow by accident
he just gets sleepy
and you seem to somehow always know when he's about to fall asleep when you two are together
you tend to hang around him because his sound is the least annoying ― you told him this and silver just nodded
𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐊
look
y'all are both loud mfs
and 100% get into screaming matches
about what. . . probably something to do with malleus and your ego
he reminds you a lot of that boar kind back home
has tried to fight you
has lost every time
may or may not have gained respect from those fights
still salty tho
#💌 some beans requests !!#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland imagines#uzui reader#twst wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland headcanons
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(If you're just trying to find some cute ship art for like lumity or huntlow and you find this I'm sorry I just want this to get some recognition cause I'm new to the Tumblr community 😭😭)
Hello there and welcome to me rating different TOH ships!
It'll be in a format like a iceberg chart, the more well known ships at the top and more unknown and obscure ships in the middle and below
Also know this is my opinion and I have given reasons why I don't like and ship the ones I'm going to list, don't get mad at me cause I don't ship whatever the fuck you like
And with that let's go!
The surface
1. Lumity 9/10
Actually a really good ship, I don't know why people keep on saying it's a toxic/unhealthy ship, the only reasons they say is that they lie to each other,Amity somehow "hurts" Luz and never gives her a proper apology...? Im sorry but it's fucking stupid, there's other reasons but I don't remember them, I gave it a 9/10 because it's okay, nothing astonishing or amazing, just good wlw rep and that's all that matters
2. Huntlow 100000/10
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIP OMG!!!! I wish it could have gotten confirmed or more hints throughout the show (I personally think it would have been a cool idea that after kings tide Hunter and Willow started dating and it would be shown in TTT) it's just a really cute ship to me and I love everything about it >_<!!!
3. Raeda 10/10
It's a really cool ship, but I was confused on the whole is Eda bisexual or pansexual thing cause she's confirmed bisexual but Raines non binary...and now supposedly bisexual people can be attracted to non binary people??? It's just hella confusing to me, but that's a topic on it's own for a different time, I really like how they developed and definitely TTBK was and is one of my favorite episodes
4. Veesha 8/10
It's actually canon that Vee has a crush on Masha and thats all I need to know...GAHHH IT'S SUCH A CUTE SHIP!! Really cool thing how Dana is adding some much non binary characters in the show (NOT including the collector cause he's demiboy NOT non binary, there's a huge ass difference) wish there could have been some development/hints in the WAD, sadly not, but that doesn't mean it won't be confirmed!
5. Gustholomule 8/10
By far one of my ships but sadly not on the top 3,yet again, needed more hints, especially in s2a cause Gus and Matty had more screen time and interactions together,and I love how the fandom just agreed Matty was gay, and not to mention the friendship with Matty and Amity
6. Belpaw 10000/10
this is a joke ship between Belos and springtrap/William Afton from fnaf but it's absolutely fucking hilarious to me and I love it
Now, time to go under the surface, here are some ships that some people know/ship but not much people do, and the further I go we'll get to the more...problematic ships, yet again, don't get mad at me for my opinions
1. Lunter -100/10
Please block this account immediately if you ship lunter I CANNOT STAND THIS SHIP!!! Sure, they had some pretty decent chemistry and interactions with each other, but it just won't work! There's no use in shipping a character with a canon love interest/already dating someone and just choosing to ignore it and ship them anyway, PLUS FOR THOSE SHIPPERS WHO ACTUALLY GOT FUCKING MAD CAUSE IT DIDN'T BECOME CANON I'M ACTUALLY SHITTING BRICKS ON HOW FUCKING STUPID THAT WAS 💀💀💀💀 plus Willows a canon love interest to Hunter, Zeno, HUNTERS VA, literally changed his name to Hunter noceda, and no it's not wlw erasure, but if you acknowledge the fact that lumity is canon, if you acknowledge the fact Dana put her hardwork and effort trying to get a same sex couple in a kid's show which literally got it CANCELLED, and still ship it, disrespectfully shut the fuck up, lunter would be canon if FUCKING NETFLIX MADE TOH 😭😭😭
2. Huntric/Huntmira -100000/10
I. Hate. This. Ship. I put them together cause I didn't want to make seperate sections for it, now you're gonna read me rant on how much I fucking despise this ship, number one, EDRIC IS FUCKING DATING SOMEONE, no interactions (only one with Edric but none with Emira) the mfs literally degraded him in labyrinth runners, no chemistry whatsoever, its overall just not worth your time, and I'm not a toxic huntlow stan, no I won't force the ship on you, however I will block you because I don't want that shit on my feed, same goes for lunter and the other ships I'm gonna mention
3. Luz x Willow, Amity, or all of them together 5/10
Ngl, it's not that bad of a ship, actually really cute, but I couldn't see it happening in the show given that lumity is already canon, plus we should normalize healthy friendships between two girls, not everyone needs to be shipped and the toh community has a huge fucking problem with that, plus this also goes for Amity x Willow as well
4. Camila x Eda (i dunno the official ship name 😭😭😭) 5/10
It's mid, I SAID IT I SAID IT!!! *hides in bed* I'm sorry the ship is mid, raeda is canon already and they didn't have any dialogue, interactions,chemistry together only other than people want Camila to date/marry someone,and the only part when they actually meet is in WAD and that one picture of Eda showing Camila the Apple blood, other than that it's meh, eh, mid
5. Boscha x literally anyone -1000/10
Disrespectfully shut the fuck up if you ship boschlow, boschmity, or boschluz, THESE ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC SHIPS AND YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN WATCHED WING IT LIKE WITCHES OR THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON OF TOH, YOU MUST HAVE SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE IF YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS OKAY, Boscha is literally their bully, IT'S NOT THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS STORY YOU WANT POOKIE, the only one that isn't as severe is boschmity, that one, unlike the other ships isn't as bad cause boscha genuinely likes Amity and if you watched FTF you'd know why, plus boscha must had have the fattest crush on Amity, but the only boscha ship good is Boschbria (Boscha x Bria)
6. Veenter 10-/10
No...why must I have come to this...NOOO!!! okay, first off, ima just put this in the most direct, black and white, simple way, it fucking sucks, no interactions that support the ship, no chemistry, like I said, I'm a raging Huntlow stan, this ship is unacceptable, plus I like found...a potential r34 comic of them BUT WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT HAHAH....oh fucking god...
The pit, here lays all the problematic ships, also uhm TW maybe??? I am gonna use words like p3dph1l1a, @buse, Child @buse,and pr0sh1p alot, so if it makes you uncomfy just a warning, and with that, lets go...
1. Camphip -infinity/10
I HAVE A RAGING HATE FOR THIS SHIP OH MY FUCKING TITAN, okay, I know Camila is an adult and belos is...well he's an old fucking geezer,but the age gap gives me the ick, but let's just start, it's @busive, Camila literally said she wanted to beat him up in the beginning of FTF, AND I DUNNO, DO YOU THINK A 400+ GENOCIDAL EMPEROR WHO @BUSED 50+ GRIMWALKERS WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY BE KIDS (and by kids they'd be at least 11/12-16, still pretty younge though)MANIPULATED MILLIONS OF WITCHES AND DEMONS, AND KILLED HIS BROTHER IS A GOOD HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND MATERIAL? disrespectfully shut the fuck up, given the fact of think Luz, Vee, and Hunter are all Camila's children (or at least that's what I headcanon) DO YOU THINK THEY'D BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THEIR MOTHER IS DATING THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THEM SO MUCH FUCKING PAIN AND ABUSE????ESPECIALLY HUNTER, BELOS FUCKING SAID HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HUNTER IN HOLLOW MIND, CLOUDS ABOVE THE HORIZON,AND IN THANKS TO THEM, HE LITERALLY TRIED TO K1LL HIM, THIS SHIP WOULD ONLY BE FINE IF IT WAS IN A GOOD BELOS AU, THE ONLY WAY, I will immediately block you if you ship Belos x Camila, I hate it HATE IT AND I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS
2. Amity x Gus or Hunter -infinity/10
You're lesbianphobic, go fuck yourself if you ship Amity with any male characters
3. Empgold/Huntlos -infinity/10
It's pr0ship, p3d0philia, and @buse, Hunter is 16 and Belos is 400+ years old, you can't ship a character with someone's who dead so it wouldn't matter if you ship them after the time skip when Hunters 20, Belos @bused Hunter, the scar on his cheek and the whole fucking possession scene in TTT might give you a hint, Belos never cared for Hunter and only saw him as a tool, he tried to k1ll him in Hollow Mind, and in Thanks to them, if you ship them, I am blocking you, and I say this proudly
4. Guster -infinity/10
I. Hate. This. Ship, AND FUCK YOU GUSTER BUBBLE BATH YOU FUCKING MADE ME HATE IT EVEN MORE (please don't question what the guster bubble bath is, DO NOT SEARCH IT UP IT IS AN R34 COMIC...unless you wanna get traumatized, but it's cool baby girl) I hate this ship, there's plenty of interactions, but they give off a more sibling energy,and that's a reason why I don't ship it, I see them as siblings, I get they could somehow date cause of cosmic frontier but it's more of a similarity than a romantic aspect just like with Amity and Luz with the good witch Azura,its also uhm *COUGH COUGH* p3d0philia if you ship their time skip versions (Hunter is 20 and Gus is 16), the reason why I put it so low is because I feel like it's not as well know but not as obscure (plus I did this all rushed so I had no fucking time)
And ladies, bros, non binary folks, that's the end! You've endured all my criticism so take a damn break, you deserve it
And special credits to ships I didn't include!
Luz x Anne/Marcy (Amphibia)
Hunter x Sasha (Amphibia)
Gus x Willow
Gus x Bria
Luz x Marco (svtfoe)
Gus x Vee
Luz x viney
Edric x Emira
Eda x Belos
Eda x Darius
Amity x Marcy (amphibia)
Belos x Luz
The Collector x King, any member of the hexsquad
Amity x Odalia
Eda x Dana
Darius x Raine
Belos x Kikimora
Kikimora x Puss in boots (oh god yes that's exists)
Aaand....
Lilith x Belos/Hooty/Steve/Eda!!!
I hope someone at least read this cause I made this in a damn hurry!!!
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Opinion on the fact Sam and Colby have not unfollowed Wilbur Soot? I'm seeing multiple people very angry and disappointed in them for that.
Plus a lot of people seem to think they should speak on Palestine for some reason? They're ghost hunters, don't force them to speak on something they know nothing about people.
i'm gonna have some unpopular takes, so just a heads up to a lot of ppl. if you don't agree, totally fine. but i'm not hear to argue on this bc this is just how i feel.
first off, fuck wilbur. he's a dick. that being said, i give literally no shits whatsoever if snc are following him. for one thing, it's not like snc are besties with the guy. they collabed once, and then almost literally never mentioned that collab again. not to mention, snc have never been one to follow the train of "unfollow this person right now" so idk why this fandom thinks things are gonna be different this time around.
i hope they eventually unfollow him, but i'm not gonna hold my breath or even care to remember if and when they do or don't. bc that's how little i think about this.
and as for palestine, i'm of the belief that if content creators want to use their voice, awesome. if not, idc. i'm not going to snc for political or world news updates. i would assume they don't like that a genocide is happening, but i don't care which way or the other they feel about it. they are not what's important here. palestinians are what's important. freeing palestine is what's important.
unless snc have some direct connection to the president, their word means nothing. it's not like israel's government is gonna go "oh, two random influencers from kansas said ceasefire now? well shit, i guess we gotta stop genociding."
ppl are upset at the wrong thing. be upset at your government not calling for a ceasefire. be upset that we keep giving money to the idf. respectfully, what the fuck are snc supposed to do about it??? they aren't that rich or powerful. not to mention you are making a genocide about yourself by centering this whole thing on "well snc, who are MY faves, aren't saying anything and I don't like that"
not everything is about you. hate to be the bear of bad news, but some ppl that you stan have opinions you don't agree with. have values you don't agree with. you will never find someone that is 100% on the same path as you. accepting that reality sooner rather than later will help you in the long run.
god this is the dumbest shit, i swear. ppl are literally dying, being slaughtered, and you're concerned about what snc think??????? LOG OFF. holy shit.
(also none of this was directed at you, anon. just using the general term of 'you')
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[Translation] Spider / Kohaku's Sacrifice 2
Kohaku: Uwah?! Just now, did I just hear a clanking sound?!
HiMERU: You did. It was likely the temperature and humidity that caused the place to rumble.
Kohaku: Aah...is that so. The place rumbling huh...Is this wrong? It's normal for someone to get scared by any weird noises that happen suddenly.
HiMERU: --Agreed. HiMERU thinks it's normal as well.
Kohaku: ....HiMERU-han, you're so calm. You probably don't even feel the slightest bit scared after hearing all those horror stories, do you?
HiMERU: Well, that's right. With being in the industry, those kinds of stories can be heard floating around extremely often but they aren't very credible.
Kohaku: Eh?! That much?!
HiMERU: Yes. They're on TV and the radio. It appears that there's more horror stories about studios and such, and there are also myths about occupied hotels on the countryside. In addition, like Shiina described, the ES building has many mysteries of its own.
Kohaku: Uuu....just what're you trying to say...?
HiMERU: However. As explained previously, the stories aren't credible, so you really don't need to be scared of them. More importantly, these horror stories have inconsistencies that HiMERU is more interested in.
Kohaku: I really don't know how else to say this, but you're a really dry fellow. Finding flaws in horror stories really is something only you would have the audacity to do, HiMERU-han.
HiMERU: Well, that's fair enough. --Oukawa. We've arrived at the restroom. HiMERU will wait for you outside, so please go and do what you have to.
Kohaku: Ah. Yeah, I'll get going then.
Kohaku: Umm, the lightswitch--ah, there it is. I'll just flip it and...there.
Kohaku: (Even though the lighted turned on and it's bright...I don't know why the bathroom's making me so anxious. That big mirror plus the still and quiet space, I wonder if that's what's making me feel that way more. There's no chance I'm gonna feel any better by staying here. Alright. HiMERU-han is still waiting for me out there. There's probably nothing weird in such a clean restroom either.)
Kohaku: Don't be scared, don't be scared, don't be scared....
Rinne: I'm Rinne-kuuun*. And I'm behind Kohaku-chyan right noooow....
Kohaku: GyaaaAAAAAH!
HiMERU: O-Oukawa?! What's going on?!
HiMERU: .........
HiMERU: Um. Just what kind of situation is this exactly?
Rinne: GyaaAAH! My arm! It's gonna break, it'll break!!!
Kohaku: I, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm not afraid if you come at me! Get the hell outta here, you ghost!
HiMERU: ....What happened is more clear now. This big idiot snuck past HiMERU's blind spot and startled Oukawa, correct? Oukawa, Oukawa. Please calm down and look. That's not a ghost, but it's Amagi.
Kohaku: Gyaaa--ah...?
Rinne: Kohaku-chan! Give, give**! At this rate you'll break my arm! You'll break it clean off!
Kohaku: ..... Hrrmph!
Rinne: Owowowowow! Kohaku-chan! I'm telling you it's not a ghost, it's me, it's me! I'm the "unit"s reliable leader Amagi Rinne, I'm telling you!
Kohaku: Obviously I'm tightening my grip because of you! You're always going around doing all sorts of nonsense!
Rinne: Auuughhhh! Give, give, give!
HiMERU: Haah...you two need to stop it. If you keep being this loud then the security guards will get suspicious. Our plans will be impeded if that ends up happening.
Kohaku: You're such an asshole! I've had enough of all this!
HiMERU: Agreed. That was done in bad taste, Amagi.
Niki: Nn? Mrhff mrrrpgh~ (Welcome baaack~) Mogumogu***
Rinne: Aah! Niki! Just what are you doing, eating all by yourself?
Niki: --Mogumogu...gulp. It's because Kohaku-chan, HiMERU-kun, and Rinne-kun all left and never came back~. Seriously! I was out here having a bad time too, yknow? Usually to save energy I'd be sleeping by now. But since I'm up late I got hungry. I got really hungry....Plus, I used up calories telling those 100 stories, so my hunger level really reached its limit. Mogumogu....
Niki: I really was gonna wait until everyone got back, yknow that? But I didn't know how long that was gonna take. I was stuck on what I should do until I heard Kohaku's scream from somewhere far off****. I figured Rinne-kun played some kind of prank on Kohaku-chan in order to scare him, so I guessed you'd be late coming back. I wasn't just gonna wait to starve to death, so I ate and replenished my energy. Mogumogu....
HiMERU: Impressive, Shiina. It's almost like you were there to witness it. It was unexpected that you'd guess 100% of Amagi's actions.
Niki: Mogumogu....Well, we have been together for a long time~. I can just tell when most things are gonna happen. Mogumogu.
Rinne: Don't just sit and eat while you explain. Share some with us too. --Ah?! You already ate most of it?!
Niki: Ah. That pizza with all your favorite toppings on it, I saved it for last. Rinne-kun, please don't try to eat that alone!
Rinne: Look who's talking. Bastard.
Kohaku: I really wonder if this counts as training......
(*): He used "atashi" here instead of "orecchi" (normally) or "ore" (speaking seriously)
(**): That's how it's written in the textbox but in case the clarification is needed he's like saying "Uncle!"/"Give up"/"Get off" etc. Basically asking Kohaku to surrender.
(***): Like last time, the muffled noises are what's in the parenthesis, as you can see.
(****): Callback to the end of the prologue!!
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Yakko being 100% hyper like WHAAA-?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Wakko: i think you should all stop being lazy.
Yakko: oh no. is it finally time to get up? i’m not ready yet! i just got my beauty sleep! i have a beautiful face and a wonderful body to show everyone! I can't wait to take my public bath tomorrow! i'm gonna look like an angel! and then i'll be free!
Wakko: you already look like an angel. and you smell of soap too. you don't need to bathe at all anymore. but i also know how much effort goes into your everyday activities. you're still so young, you shouldn't waste your efforts on trivial things like bathing every day.
Dot: you know what's ridiculous, Wakko? how does someone always manage to find a reason to start their day with "I'm going to wash my feet in the sink and then I'll have breakfast"?? like, who is this zany Warner sibling??! they are clearly just trying to waste their money on unnecessary stuff when there are literally tons of healthy alternatives!
Wakko: i agree.
Dot: we both know that isn't true.
Wakko: yeah...
Yakko: well it doesn't matter anyway. i don't care about anyone else's opinions. even mine! now that i've taken the plunge into the water... everything's perfect! i feel refreshed.
Wakko: i think the water might be doing something. like a weird chemical reaction or something. i hope i was right...
Dot: you were never wrong.
Yakko: *gasp* what? you thought i was a liar?!
Wakko: no, i mean - yes, you can lie. i meant it was because i knew what i was talking about, but - i guess... i didn't expect you to actually lie. haha. i thought you had some good intentions
Yakko: lol okay, i'm lying. it's nice when people say i've got good intentions, though. it makes me blush. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧
Dot: what?! you blush easily???
Yakko: no, it means when people compliment my cheeks :))
Wakko: haha, so do those pink butterflies on your cheeks mean anything to anyone here? they don't seem very common, do they?
Yakko: yes! they do!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ✧
Wakko: oh, really? you're sure?
Yakko: yeah!!! they're my signature features! (ﾟヮﾟ)
Dot: *sigh* i must love the feathers. or whatever it is that birds eat to keep them pretty
Yakko: i bet you're the only ones who noticed! (☞∀☝)
Wakko: ouch... (ﾟヮﾟ)
Dot: *gasp* what's wrong?
Wakko: sorry to burst your bubble, but i'm not the one wearing wings around his heart. (☞Д☆)♥♪
Yakko: *gasp* wtf?? did you just compare me to that guy from a horror movie? he looked way more terrifying than i am, and I'm taller than him by like, 6cm (｡•́︿•̀｡) ♥
Wakko: yes. the comparison works for me too. (*≧▽≦) ﾉ*
Dot: why are you two so damn creepy?? i hate it!!!!!!!!!
Yakko: hey, calm down! you can't change our dynamic, i think it's cute! plus, i think Wakko is kinda cute... uhhhhhh...
Dot: okay, wow. i will leave you guys to your gross teasing. ive had enough of it for today.
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I genuinely felt everything that y/n said. Even though I'm not a mother, I'm 100% sure all of us felt like that at some point if not all the time.
I never speak about this ever, but I've always struggled with my weight ever since I was a little girl, I wasn't even a tiny baby, I was just over 4 kg which usually isn't considered to be small for a baby. And I've never been thin ever in my life from then, right until now and I can truthfully say that sadly, most of the time (or in my case), your family is usually your biggest bully. Girls generally grow up always having to hear people comment on their weight, and it's sad that we have people body shaming us as literal CHILDREN. No child or person should ever have to experience something like that. And because I've constantly had people pick on my weight and make jokes about it, it became a fear of mine to even have someone comment on their own weight in front of me because I immediately think that they're gonna say something about me and I try my best to never engage in those conversations with them or I try to change the topic because I'm always so afraid. It became so bad that I actually avoid even going to see a doctor for something as common as a cold or flu, because I'm always scared that they're going to tell me something about my weight or that they will weigh me. I don't even like meeting people that I haven't seen in a long time because I'm afraid of what they're going to say. Both my siblings are also extremely skinny so I always questioned myself as a child and I still do. This developed into such a huge fear for me that I associate it with every single thing that goes wrong in my life. This has and will always be the hardest thing I've ever had to deal with in life, even if i finally manage to lose weight some day, because it's caused so much of damage to me already that I already know that even if it does stop one day, it's still going to be apart of my story as the most difficult thing I've ever had to deal with. Especially when you keep everything bottled up inside because I could never find the courage to ever speak up about this. It's so sad when it isn't even something you have control over, if we did every single woman and man on this earth would have ideal bodies and faces and everything that we want. But I've come to realize that no one is ever happy with the way they look, we're all human beings and we all have flaws, we just have to realize that we are all beautiful in our own way and that what other people think of us should never matter.
So I really understood y/n so much when he asked her why she couldn't just speak to him about it instead of hiding, cause I know exactly how she feels, it's not something you can just speak about openly because there's sooo much shame that comes with it even though it shouldn't be that way. It's like you're constantly embarrassed about these things even when it's not our fault.
This update of cal really hits very hard because it's a sensitive topic and you portrayed it so well Clover🥺
I'm so glad I found your account when you first started writing cal. And I'm so glad that we get to interact with you.
I know that i dont know you personally, but i know that you're not only an amazing author but you're an even better person ❤️ Thank you for always trying your best to interact with us, you truly are my favourite.
And if you ever struggle with these feelings as well, just remember that you are so beautiful and sooo loved Clover💜
Ilysm :) ♡
you worded it perfectly! i hope it gets easier as you go on because i agree, it is the most difficult thing i’ve had to live with as well so i 100% know what you’re on about.
i struggled with the same things all my life until i started losing weight. the difference in the way people treat you (and yes, even family!) is nauseating. they’re a lot nicer to me now that i fall into the beauty standard. it’s such a slap to the face and really makes me mourn the me that once was because she didn’t deserve any of that
so when i took on the idea to write yn as a mother, i knew i couldn’t brush over the one thing so many mothers struggle with. i’m not a mom but i’m surrounded by them! and as someone who has lost a lot of weight, these are things i relate to (minus the baby lol)
craving validation, affection and love isn’t wrong, never will be. how you go about it is definitely a debatable topic but i still think people who have never gone through this specific thing will also just never understand. they will never understand how it is just embarrassing to admit that you feel this way sometimes. it’s embarrassing to have to tell others that someone else made fun of your body, it’s embarrassing to have to tell others that the clothes they got you don’t fit, it’s embarrassing to admit that the world puts majority of your worth into how you look.
these things combined with isolation and years of self hatred make you do stupid things, things you regret. i wanted to portray that without painting yn out to be the villain, because wholeheartedly, she’s not. i feel like people who were upset at yn even after seeing the world through her eyes have just never experienced it. not approving of her actions does not mean we can’t understand. learn. have empathy. it’s just another example that people don’t take mental health seriously
society is not easy on people and their appearance, especially women and afab ppl.
so it’s okay if you’re still struggling with it. how can you learn to uplift yourself overnight when the world is still treating bigger people like a disease or less worthy? not deserving of respect?
i hope you continue living life to the fullest and always be happy with yourself, cause if you aren’t, who will be?
love, clover
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Im probably gonna get a lot of hate. Im probably gonna get death threats in my ask box (again. Yes Im looking at you "kill the soldiers" anon. Speaking of which, anon will be OFF until this post stops getting notifs. Block me if you don't want to see any other opinions than you own, because I'm allowed to have them.)
Rest of PSA is below the cut. TW for mention of death threats and possible cussing.
But we do NOT need to send death threats, things with smutty themes, etc. Into a celebrities ask box all because they're gonna be on this site.
They're people just as much as we are. If you don't like them, theres a handy-dandy feature called "blocking and moving on". Not writing rude messages. Not saying "Blazing a post is a pvp attack". (Because god forbid an artist use a feature to be seen)
I understand not wanting big corps to make their way on Tumblr. Believe me, I do. However Tumblr's advertising (or at least on mobile) is easilly skippable/you can scroll past or actually look at the ad if its somewhat interesting.
Also, Tumblr sells shoelaces for 19 dollars. That should only be like three dollars, but it shows that it really does need the money. (@indigoartistqueen mentioned that, along with other various things in this article) Such as paying programmers to create new features. Paying artists to create new logos and themes. paying the employees that check out the reports. (which I am rlly sorry for them bc I just so happen to keep finding really rude comments or things shipping an 8 year old with an 1000 year old.)
So, if tumblr got a little more money, then merch will cost less. Features will cost less. You can crab someone for less for goodness sakes. (Speaking if which, if you REALLY hate a celeb that badly, run them off with crabs.) But tumblr, just like any other site and app, NEEDS money to keep it running.
Also, don't you think SOME form of algorithm will be good? Or at least better search results? Because artists do tend to use very different tags. (Like memes, funny, lmao, lol, etc.) All that could be grouped under "Funny" so that people can actually find and search for their content easier.
Not to mention that with the way the tumblr staff are, I highly doubt they're gonna be implementing things that will cause a riot from their supporters, like the algorithm, bc the blogs ARE the algorythm, reblogging stuff they like to spread it out.
But just a better tagging system! i myself have stopped posting art as much because I just DON'T get seen! People just don't like or reblog my work, but if I were to blaze it, I would suddenly have 1,000 notes full of threats and "this is a pvp attack. Everybody block on sight."
Now, getting back to the celebrity thing. So many people have said that they don't want any political opinions to divide this site. Well I'd hate to break it to you, but we have, in some form, a type of political dispute. Usually its over the type of view one should have on a fiction character. How you can interpret them. What headcanons are correct. Which fandoms better. Which characters hotter. I could go on over the disputes! Plus the political side of tumblr! Science side of tumblr! Religous site on tumblr!
It never ends! If you don't like a celebrity, DON'T SEND DEATH THREATS TO THEIR ASK BOX! Some will actually commit it! Instead, BLOCK. THEM. It's easy! Don't pay attention to it! Just block them. If you really don't like them, send a cursed image, like I don't know, Patrick Star in stripper heels! A perfect circle thats slightly off! Do NOT send threats, because they're humans just like you! (Or as a Fairy myself, xenogenders as well)
Point is, quit trying to run celebrities off this site all because you're afraid of contriversal opinions that you don't agree with! Just block them! It's there for a reason! It's not like roblox where you can only block 100 people total!
Use the block feature. Don't fight fire with fire. It will ONLY get worse. You don't see firemen using flamethrowers, do you??? No! Please for the LOVE OF WHOEVER OR WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN quit spreading hate! It only makes things worse! You're only making yourself worse! Just because tumblr is an anonymous site does not mean you can do whatever you want... Because guess what? There's other humans right behind that post you just saw! (Unless its a bot ofc, that's a different story for another time)
Respectfully, have a good day. If you don't like my opinion, block me. If you send me a threat, I'll block and report you.
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It makes Jon super dark if he makes a marriage arrangement for Arya. I really hope he doesn't do that.
Hi, anon. Thanks for the ask.
I think Jon is gonna fuck Dany for her dragons while being in love with his sister, anon. That already makes him a vile bastard, objectively speaking. Subjectively he can be excused since he would be doing it to calm a volatile tyrant like Dany while his feelings for Sansa isn't gonna really harm her.
She had made Hizdahr her king, taken him into her bed, opened the fighting pits for him, he had no reason to want her dead. Yet who else could it have been? Reznak, her perfumed seneschal? The Yunkai'i? The Sons of the Harpy?
Since we're 100% gonna have Dark Dany. I don't think we're gonna have an idiot Jon who was acting like AGoT 11 year old Sansa in the show. Dark Jon is in the cards too.
Off in the distance, a wolf howled. The sound made her feel sad and lonely, but no less hungry. As the moon rose above the grasslands, Dany slipped at last into a restless sleep.
Dany wondering who betrayed her??? (with 3 possible people) only to be answered by a wolf's howl.☠️☠️ Great foreshadowing Aegonys, the wolf howled followed by a restless sleep for Dany. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mormont gave a whistle, and the bird flew to him again and settled on his arm. "A lord's one thing, a king's another."
You would weep as well if you had a son and lost him, Sam almost said. He could not blame Gilly for her grief. Instead, he blamed Jon Snow and wondered when Jon's heart had turned to stone. Once he asked Maester Aemon that very question, when Gilly was down at the canal fetching water for them. "When you raised him up to be the lord commander," the old man answered.
Anon, just imagine someone like Jon who was murdered by his brothers only to be resurrected. He was cold as fuck to Gilly when he was only a Lord Commander, what happens if the North makes him their King? I've always tried to find a possible reason for Gendrya having sex in the show. I agree that they're gonna be canon in the books but I never imagined they would really have sex and an arranged marriage might be the reason for it. Arya is too young imo but being with Gendry can also be Arya's little rebellion. A willful little Lyanna escaping a marriage to be with a Baratheon. Oh how the turn tables. Unlike Lyanna tho, Arya is going to be willful to the end and leave him for her own adventure.
Once Cregan gets a child by me they won't need me anymore. He's buried two wives already." She rubbed away a tear angrily, the way Arya might have done it. "Will you help me?"
"Marriages and inheritance are matters for the king, my lady. I will write to Stannis on your behalf, but—"
"Shortly." Sigorn might take it as a slight if he did not appear. And this marriage is mine own work, after all. "I have other matters to attend to first, however."
Marriages are matters for the King and he's the one who made Alys' marriage which essentially makes him the King.
"You're not scared?"
The girl smiled in a way that reminded Jon so much of his little sister that it almost broke his heart. "Let him be scared of me."
I don't think we should discount Jon making a suitable marriage for Arya. It's not like he's gonna marry her off to a Ramsay Bolton. Damn though. Arya having sex with her fake brother Gendry. And if we get Jonsa on top of that... These Stark sisters sure are something.
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im gonna get the record straight and be completely transparent.
i have never lurked critblr or leaktwt. i barely know who any of these people are. if you're critblr and i have you blocked it's because you interacted with dtblr and your url sounded weird, and people fact checked what kind of people were under your likes. or in your following list. you guys don't really know how to be subtle
many of us have been here for long enough to know urls of the people who post the most fucked up posts, because once in a while you'll pop up on the based on your likes tab.
implying im in critblr is fucking insane. i can genuinely tell all of you the exact number of leaked info i know. the truth is if you're in dtblr and you recieve more than 3 asks a day you ARE gonna get freak anons bomb dropping leaks in your askbox. there's unfortunately very little way of modding that. we try our best by blocking but every single day we get harassed with information we don't fucking want.
i am not in charge of the fandom and i will never be. tumblr is the least fucking relevant site in the fandom hierarchy. i'm no god of the fandom i don't make the rules of the fandom and i am under any impression than im more important than any other blog in dtblr. my blog would be NOTHING without all the members of dtblr. i am not special i am not famous. it's not my fault people who don't like being active blogs come into my inbox to express themselves. i don't pretend to be any authority figure. i say shit and if you agree with me cool and if you don't, that's cool too.
i am so fucking sorry that some of you have a complex over blogs that get attention, but that's not my fault. i have been here for Years of course i'm gonna have a big number of followers. especially since october all dtblr has tried so hard to not become what it used to be, and if you have a complex that's on you. there's tens of blogs with very little followers who are amazing. because a following count means NOTHING.
it's crazy to tell me im only finding reasons to shittalk dizzy and alison. i didn't know dizzy prior to their gross behavior regarding the shit they write about and the people they're friends with. if you know me well enough you'd know i have 0 problems with saying i hate x person for whatever personal grudge. i have done that plenty of times. i don't have to hide behind any excuse to shittalk someone.
calling me petty is ridiculous. petty over what girl? i'm just here to vibe idgaf what other people are up to if it's harmless shit.
yet another clinically fucking insane statement to make. i very politely to invite you to scroll my blog and tell me where i have confirmed anything. the only things i have talked about are dream's ex and those "body issues". i have never verified any kind of leak and you're insane for thinking i have. i genuinely invite you to send me one of those instances you talk about.
in regards of "a bunch of blogs complaining" i'd love to know what kind of blogs you're talking about because as far as i know the only conversation that's happened before regarding this topic, was something extremely similar to what i'm saying right now and not at all close to verifying any kind of leak. if you get those blogs on your dash that's a you problem and you should curate your experience better, but don't drag me into it.
yes. all of this. yes.
i do apologize for the confusion. dizzy didn't write that fic but they did defend it and they've co-written together before.
i'm not a lurker and i don't know them, don't think i know all this information because i'm a stalker. i don't even know alison's tumblr. some of these people used to be friends. friends of a lot of people in the fandom. but you can only cover your behavior for so fucking long, and then people talk, and shit gets brought up.
both alison and dizzy have done more than morally incorrect things in the past for other fandoms. other than the choice of the kind of fics they write and bookmark, they both are 100% friends with people who discuss doxxes like it's top of the morning news. dizzy particularly was part of the phandom in the side of phannies who harassed and were weirdly invasive of their lives to the point where it affected their mental health.
again, read what you want like what you like but be aware that these are the people you're reading fics of. hey if you're one of them, kudos to you. but genuinely. don't even try to say they're not the kind of people im describing right now. people across different fandoms who have had the displeasure of knowing them will tell you the same thing.
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you’re weird and obsessed. the truth is, all of you actually are insecure and jealous that he finally has a girlfriend, and how do you cope? you dig up any little thing about her and convince yourself she must be a horrible person and therefore he is too. please go outside and touch grass and socialize with normal people. this obsession with celebrities and not treating them like humans and feeling like you’re entitled to them being the perfect version you’ve created in your head is fucking absurd. i looked for the racism and the only thing i could find where her friends tweets from fucking 2012. People do change and this whole internet mob mentality and constant witch hunt over who has said fucked up things in their life is so fucking tiring. And then you attack him for his looks as if you aren’t thirsting over his characters which are… him. get. a. grip. you’re 28 and too fucking old for this shit. A grown ass woman throwing a fit on the internet because the man she finds hot has a girlfriend. Literally all your posts are about him, you can’t stop talking about him and you label it “holding him accountable” please, what in the fake activism is going on. This whole account is so cringe as well, not you role playing with “andy” anons (which was filmed like two three years ago?? but yet you insist that he’s not hot anymore because he’s old LMAOOO). Genuinely hope you get well soon sis.
Hey there.
I apologize for the slow reply, I was at the gym. What were you doing? Perhaps hiding on the internet behind the anon button because you're too scared to say it to peoples faces?
Yeah, thought so.
Anyway, messages like this are so interesting to me.
You see, the people who, like me, do not support this thing, we make our opinions known on our blogs here but that's where we keep it. I can't speak on behalf of others, but I have never sent a hateful message to the real people involved in this, nor have I ever gone on anon to send a hateful message to someone who disagreed with how I felt.
What I have done, is post it on my own blog, and if you'll go back and read the post, it said I was disappointed. And then I turned it around on those people who love to call us crazy and obsessive and jealous.
Which is what's so funny to me; you can't even see that the person you're talking about in that message to me, is yourself. You actively sought me out, wrote an OBSESSIVELY long message about how obsessed I AM, all to defend the middle aged white man that you claim I SECRETLY WANT BUT YOU DON'T.
You call me a fake social justice warrior while legitimately doing the same thing I am, except yours is worse because you can't even stand by your words.
I said what I said. I stand by what I said. I don't give a shit when cowards like you come for me.
And regarding the Andy nonnie thing; that is something my followers do for me. They come in and pretend to be anons. It's a fun thing we've done for a while, and it's because they like me and want to interact with me in a fun way.
Do you have any people following you who'd ever do that for you?
I'm gonna go with probably not, considering you're hiding right now. But let me put it into perspective: you people, who claim WE'RE the insane ones, are hiding and losing followers and acting ridiculous in defense of this man, while the rest of us stick with the people who have the same point of views as us.
And considering I gained over 100 followers yesterday ALONE, I'd say there are quite a few people out there who agree with what I have to say.
This blog is full of Chris because I used to be a huge supporter of him. I used to be a big fan. When shady things came to light, I took a look at them, and I didn't like what I saw. You may not think that saying and doing racist stuff on the internet ten years ago is no big deal; I think it is.
In fact, wasn't it just in 2020 when people were getting fired for tweets they'd written over 10 years earlier?
Yes, yes it was.
I am just giving the same energy to your toxic fave as I did to those people.
And regarding the jealousy.. It is such a lazy insult. Please come up with something better.
Maybe try something like this:
You're pathetic for coming into my inbox ranting about how obsessed and crazy I am, when you legitimately sought me out to spew hate and couldn't even be brave enough to be held accountable for it.
Pathetic.
And maybe you're the jealous one because people are supporting what I say and how I think, and no one is doing it with you. Yes?
Okay. Goodbye.
Have an entirely toxic day.
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yo, yo @dreamtfyre !! i get to love on you!
one thing i like about your portrayal/character - man what do i even say to this?? since first finding you on lyanna, I have been blown away with the passion you have for developing your muses. I love people who research and get way too into things like i do and you never cease to amaze me with your thoughts etc. I love your fc choices, I love your ability to pick out song lyrics that fit certain dynamics.. and I love the fact that you dont water anything down. Your characters are your characters. They dont shy away from their original source media but they also aren't just the same old repeated storylines and personality traits over and over. You explore how different dynamics and alternate situations would shape them (or not shape them in some circumstances) and I absolutely love that about you and your writing. I'm just your number one fan, via. (this was not one thing. oh well)
one thing i like about your blog - it's so damn organized. i wish i had the motivation.
one thing i like about you in general - HOW DO I PICK ONE THING. We clicked really well and I've so enjoyed getting to know you more and more. There's seriously too much to choose from. One thing I really admire and respect is your ability to recognize the fact that being someone's friend doesn't mean agreeing with them 100% of the time. a lot of people dont get that. I love your creativity, the memes you find and the way you are so quick to share media you enjoy and to interact with media that others enjoy as well. You are such an easy to talk to person and someone I have come to treasure a ridiculous amount. you make me laugh even when i feel like i possibly couldnt and then you turn around and give me feelings in the next two seconds. I am so glad I know you.
@sinfyre i'm doing you now too. buckle up.
one thing i like about your portrayal/character - man, the realism !! you have so much creative talent that blows me away every single time you pick up a muse but one of your greatest strengths is writing complex fucking humans and never has that been made more clear than with aegon. He is flawed, he is sometimes ridiculous and he is also someone we can all relate to when it comes to your portrayal. I love that you don't follow that trend of black and white thinking that seems prevalent in discourse that surrounds both him and just the fandom in general. Your descriptions, his dialogue, the little snippets you give into his mind .. I love it so much.
one thing i like about your blog - you just don't give a shit. and i don't mean that in the 'oh i dont care and its obvious bc my blog is a mess' way. your blog isn't a mess at all. but i love the ozzy vibe of 'i dont care. i'm here for me. i'm here to write'. It's so genuine.
one thing i like about you in general - idk, mate. i dont think we really get along that well. if we talked more often i'd probably say your sense of humor and the way you get pissed off at the same things i do. I'm gonna do a blanket statement of you're someone i just vibe with so i can go into a bit more detail. we just clicked from day one and i have not stopped enjoying our conversations or laughing ever since. discord calls can be ridiculous with timezones but i'm glad we somehow manage to make it work like once a month. i'm glad you're my shrek buddy. i can't believe you watched 9 seasons of spooks because i picked up a character. that's dedication. and i also can't believe you watched (and loved!!) whitechapel. thanks for being someone who is so incredible and who i am so blessed to know.
#dreamtfyre#sinfyre#positivity //#wish i could word better yall but know that my feelings are deep and they are real
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