Voldemort: Are you sure you can pull this off?
Crouch Jr.: [disguised as Moody] CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Voldemort:
Peter:
Crouch Jr.: Don't worry, I got this. It's a Mad-Eye thing.
Peter: ...Did he just refer to himself in the third person?
Voldemort: Um...fourth person, I think?
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Dear Charlie,
Here’s a picture of how uncomfortable I am right now. I feel like I’m wearing water wings I can’t take off, like my arms are swollen and sweating. I feel like I’ve got a football under my shirt where my belly should be. I feel like my ass is hanging off either side of this chair. I feel like I have a 2nd and 3rd chin hanging beneath the first 1. I feel like I can’t move for fear of sweat or smell or sticking.
I feel so huge and puffy. I miss the uncomfortable homes I’ve lived in that are always freezing. I wish I could hide under a blanket forever. I can’t look at how imposingly large every part of my body is. I would do anything for this to end. I have done anything for this to end. Right now I can’t remember why I stopped, why I want to get better.
Love always,
You-Know-Who
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).
Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.
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Sirius: You set me up!
Peter: That's a lie!
Voldemort: No, we set him up.
Peter: ...Oh, yeah.
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"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question
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oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin
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