#zombie pirate justice

[khepiari]

Will Garp Return As Zombie? Spoilers for One Piece 1087+88

Few things before my deep dive:

I have no sympathy for Garp.

Koby, good job being the kind boy you are. You deserved a better world.

But, we all know, one good apple makes no difference when it’s left in the company of a rotten buffet.

Disappearance is not equal to final death

Pretty sure, Odachii is going to bring Garp back with a lost arm or a leg or lost soul in zombified form.

What I mean to say is—if Blackbeard got Gekko Moria’s powers or subjugated him to be his underling, Garp’s corpse will be a great addition to his arsenal.

It will be a great battle for Luffy, psychologically speaking. We all know he never got to sit and talk or punch and scream with Garp about the shared grief of losing Ace.

Only Garp knows what Luffy felt after losing his big brother, but Luffy doesn’t know what Garp felt after the death of a grandson he could’ve saved.

I am sure Luffy has been angry, and he would’ve definitely punched Garp until both were bleeding if they had a reunion but, Luffy would’ve never wanted his only family that he knew since his birth to die.

Now imagine the pain and grief and hurt he will have to overcome to fight his grandpa’s corpse.

It will pierce Luffy’s heart by 1000 cuts, because whatever chances of closure they had, it is no more.

The only hope from this battle for us as readers will be the last remaining consciousness of Garp’s body gaining some control, like how Victoria Cindry’s corpse did during the Thriller Bark Arc.

Since Garp has more will power, maybe he will apologize or ask Luffy to let go of his affection and end him. With that, the last of Luffy’s anger with for good, once Garp dies, and he embraces the fury of the sun god that resides in him; its final show down.

Because we know Blackbeard vs Luffy is going to be about Ace, but if it is about Ace and Garp, Luffy will have a really hard time winning. And most probably this fight will be part of the final war we have been building towards.

As my friend put:

“I can totally see Goda doing that. Luffy beats the crap out of his zombie grandpa, who with his dying breath gives Luffy the apology he’s been owed since Marineford.

And, because symmetry, he does it during the biggest war SINCE Marineford.

There’s also something horribly, appropriately Goda about the idea that Luffy’s first “kill” would be laying a zombie Garp to rest…”

Now time for Anti-Garp Hate Rant! You can stop reading

Yeah, bet your future on the corrupt institution that protects the scum of the world.

My thoughts after this panel.

I hope you rot in hell.

Hero my foot.

Don’t disappear. Just die.

Look, Monkey D Garp is a well written character! And trust me, I understand his position too well; his behaviour and actions are not new to me in fiction!

“Wise overpowered old men helping the wrong side” are very common in Indian/Asian Epics who have pulled similar bullshits in name of duty/justice/greater good. Who later get killed by trickery is everywhere, read Mahabharata or Ramayana, it is full of Garps.

But his decision to not help Ace escape but run after Koby all across the Grandline is enough to fuel my anger against him.

This panel Fuelled my rage further. As my friend put: "All lives are equal, except pirate lives, apparently."

Some argue Garp did everything to let Luffy get close to saving Ace on purpose. He did everything he legally could do. And if he saved Ace, the peace and protection his name brought to Windmill Village would be lost, and it would become the target of Pirates and Marines alike. Sounds plausible, but it's in the realm of speculation.

Old men in a position of power, refusing to intervene when they could’ve, have always used morally superior sounding arguments to get away from being held accountable.

Pushing Ace tragedy aside, If Garp was so strong why didn’t he stop Blackbeard when he had time?

He is no better than Bhishma Pitama from Mahabharata.

I am talking about the two years after Marineford.

What stopped him? He saw Blackbeard wield two DFs, did he and Sengoku only had the duty to protect Marineford? Why did he wait two years? Why didn’t he go after them himself?

Right after Marineford, he should’ve nipped evil in the bud by hunting down Blackbeard. What was holding him back then? The Grief of losing Ace still? Worry about missing Luffy?

Blackbeard is a Pirate, his enemy— who had two of the most powerful DFs in the world. What stopped him? Garp is the only one who could’ve fought because all he needed was Haki! What moral reasoning he had to not wreak havoc to stop this pirate?

Did World Government stop him because Blackbeard became a Yonko?

We now know how strong Garp is, so it was not a question of being injured after the war, we also know he cares not for permission or authority!

So why waste two years?

Only when his favourite student is kidnapped is when he felt the need to intervene.

If it's so-called sense of duty towards the future that made him bet his life on young navy; I am calling it bullshit.

I don’t care for whatever justification he has; if he could fight Blackbeard pirates head-on, he should’ve done it sooner and not let him gain so much power and let him terrorize the world.

I was really hoping that Blackbeard broke his spine. In the end, it's pathetic, he didn’t even die (not confirmed) at hands of Blackbeard.

How did his inaction help the powerless masses he swore to protect?

Who is Garp the hero supposed to represent? Isn’t it Justice? Who is he as a marine supposed to protect? Isn’t it the masses? Who is funding his salary? The taxes collected from masses.

In the end who is he serving?

The Gorosei and Celestial Dragons— yes, he hates them, but his indirect actions or refusal to fight them helped change nothing.

His inaction kept the status quo is intact!

Garp is nothing but a glorified a sell-out too! A poster boy of rebel with a good heart that Marine can capitalize for their propaganda.

You cannot change the world for better if you are part of the system that makes the world a bad place.

I hope he becomes a Zombie under Blackbeard!

#one piece #one piece 1088 #one piece spoilers #one piece manga #monkey d garp #one piece 1088 spoilers #op manga #op manga 1088 #one piece manga spoilers #one piece garp #vice admiral garp #garp the fist #garp one piece #I don’t like monkey d garp

[i-am-minty-fresh]

Hi, So I just saw your post. You know what. What about ussop and jinbei. They barely get screentime together, and I would like what you think of their duo. (Ps keep doing what you are doing)

Alright I love a challenge!

Because these characters don’t have a lot of screen time together we’re gonna have to go off what we already know about the characters personalities and histories to best analyze the minimal interactions we’ve seen between them.

Starting off with Usopp…what’s there to say about the world bestest boy? A lot. Too much, honestly. I’ll try to keep it short.

Usopp is the strawhat’s ‘normal’ guy on the crew. He’s got a reasonable amount of concern, worry, and fear for a 17 year old who has to fight zombies, warlords, and god. He’s a teenage boy with a pretty normal childhood (I mean comparatively to the rest of the traumatized freaks) who likes doing little chemistry and chasing bugs with his best friends! As the story progresses he’s used almost as an anchor for strawhat insanity as the other strawhats just get crazier and crazier. He never stops finding Luffy’s antics buttfuck insane, Sanji’s womanizing annoying, Zoro and Robin’s bloodlust unnerving, and Nami’s greed perverse. While he starts to relent as the show progresses in regards to putting up a direct fight, he never stops being, at the very least, exasperated. He’s tired, but he’s grown a thick skin to the crazy due to his lived experience.

When we talk about lived experience though, he gotta talk about Jimbei. From soldier, to pirate, to warlord, to pirate captain and now back to pirate subordinate…Jimbei by all accounts has lived much more of a life than most, if not all, of the strawhats. He’s used to routine and is bound by loyalty and justice. He’s got a well defined moral compass (shown through his interactions with Koala) and is incredibly honorable (any of impel down or Marineford as an example). He even takes the time to officially retire from the Big Mom pirates even after she directly threatens his life. His life has taught him unwavering faith, and so he joins the crew of those whose faith in Luffy and his dream is similarly unwavering…

Except for Usopp. Not to question the boy’s loyalties after Enies Lobby because he earned back his respect with that tearful apology man but he was the first and only crew mate that went against his captain because of his own volition. He fought Luffy. He tried to actually beat Luffy. He went against a direct order from his captain and fought him. To Jimbei this would be unheard of. Jimbei has disagreed with King Neptune, or Fisher King (he never really took orders from the marines as a warlord so I’m not counting Marineford), but has never gone directly against their actions or direct orders.

This is, I think, due to their age/level of maturity. Jimbei’s experience has led him to accept that the people in charge of him are older, wiser, and therefore better at making decisions….which in his case has been accurate. Usopp on the other hand has only experienced one ‘leader’ in his life and it’s the resident dipshit. He was within his rights to question the judgment of Luffy within the context of who they both are. Luffy’s never had to make a complicated captain decision before and because of that there is no precedent for Usopp to fall back on for how well those turn out. Not to mention Usopp might have subconsciously believed that, to a certain degree, they were playing pirates. Luffy was his best friend before he was ever his captain so who’s he to say what they can and can not do? (Think about when you had to work on a project or something with your friend and you had to ‘get serious’ and it made them defensive…people don’t like being told what to do by their friends and peers).

Jimbei’s subordination is tied to his respect for those he follows (insert quote he said to Ace in Impel down that I’m too tired to go find). Usopp’s seems to be, at the beginning, to be whether or not things were going the way he wanted them to go. After Enies Lobby, Usopp now has some of that lived experience, some precedent for Luffy’s more serious captain choices. He’s even better at rolling off the punches because he’s known forever that his captain is crazy (something a normal pirate would need a very long time to adjust to) but now he knows that he can also rely on Luffy to make the right choices if need be.

Jimbei on the other hand is a fishman outta water. In his experience, good leaders are an entire league of their own. Built from stern expressions and hard decisions and years of discipline….which doesn’t even attempt to describe Luffy. Jimbei is always shocked and in object horror at the mockery of fighting that Luffy does, at the insanity of his crew, and everyone’s seemingly disregard for the way people do things! Jimbei thought his age and experience might put him on the metaphorical council for the Strawhat captain, because there’s no way he just does whatever he wants without confronting his crew to discuss the best course of action, right? RIGHT?!

Usopp’s never going to stop sighing his heavy sigh and vocalizing his general discomfort with the path Luffy has taken (typically the path of most resistance) but he’s gonna just roll with the punches and trust Luffy’s gonna get it all done right because he always does. Jimbei is gonna looked shocked but then he’s gonna laugh. He’s going to laugh at the differences between his other leaders. He’s gonna laugh because what a great leader he’s found to follow. He’s gonna laugh because Ace was right, his little brother really is something!

(Thanks for the ask! Feel free to add any additional thoughts you may have had!)

#one piece #minty musings #god usopp #jimbei #first son of the sea jinbe #character analysis

[m-s-justice]

I will never forgive Treyarch for introducing a multiverse and doing JACK SHIT with it.

Multiverses, conceptually, are cool as fuck. And all we got was a glimpse of alternate Ultimis(and immediately killing them) Primis Rictofen getting Victus to Fuck Around and then proceeding to do a little Fucking Around, himself. That's it.

(I will give them credit for the dragons though, THAT'S the kinda shit I'm talking about.)

Where's the Alternate Universe where they're pirates? No. Don't laugh. Imagine. Those four motherfuckers on a boat for some contrived, goddamn reason, killing zombie pirates. A no barrier map, the zombies climb up the ship, there's some kind of steering mechanic, a storm that comes and goes like Call of the Dead, hell maybe some kind of sea monster for a boss battle, if that's your sort of thing. Imagine how fucking funny it would be to see Nikolai with a peg leg and Richtofen wearing a captain's hat and Dempsey with an eyepatch and Takeo being seasick. Imagine a cutlass taking the place of a bowie knife and a talking parrot being the monkey bomb equivalent.

Imagine if we got an expanded Western theme. The Motherfuckers are cowboys now. Or more realistically, outlaws and a sheriff and deputy, as cowboys were out doing cattle drives and majorly fucking up Oklahoman fields. Imagine Rictofen and Nikolai as outlaws and Dempsey and Takeo as the long arm of the law, coming to bring down the righteous hammer of justice. They meet in a saloon(of course) and by some funny turn of events, end up in a Mexican Standoff, only to be interrupted by the shrieks of the undead(a parallel to origins). They then have to band together to fend off the oncoming hordes. Imagine Richtofen wearing another funny hat, Nikolai who hides half his face in a bandana, Dempsey who says howdy on the regular and refers to everyone as 'partner', Takeo with spurs.

Imagine a universe where Dempsey is recruited by Group 935 after showing his characteristic valor in battle, only this time as a combat engineer.(smart dempsey, no way) Dempsey does the lore dumping this time around, except he's still his blunt, unapologetic, and in eloquent self. So instead of deliberately lying to everyone he's just so shit at explaining things that everyone is suspicious about him. Maybe Maxis didn't found Group 935 this time. Maybe Harvey Yena did(Dr. Yena finally regaining plot relevance, no way).

Imagine a universe where Richtofen is actually a well adjusted human being.

Imagine a universe where they are gender swapped.

Imagine a universe where Takeo is the one who lost a wife.

Imagine a universe where Dempsey is not only AWARE of the Player, but can HEAR us. (Something something the microphone on your headphones mechanic)

My brothers, simply imagine: a CoD where Treyarch took a step back from the storyline and decided to just Fuck Around and Find Out. The maps and universes don't have to be important or connected. Hell if they really wanted to, Treyarch could've played up the whole 'Dimensional bleeding' thing where everyone has everyone's memories. Or maybe went with a random group of the Motherfuckers who could only move their conciousness across dimensions instead of their bodies. I dunno.

Anyways, there no real point to this rant. This really just me screaming into the void, muttering about things that could have been, babbling about the visions I see but will ultimately never bring into being.

#cod zombies #tank dempsey #edward richtofen #nikolai belinski #takeo masaki #call of duty zombies #*slaps roof of textpost* this bad boy can fit so much anaphora in it #dempsey in a 10 gallon hat #it would be so funny #treyarch never gives the community what they want #my first real post and its about codz 😔

[symphonic-scream]

Happy pride month from me I want to try to figure out each au I made this year and make a list so you all can see how deranged I am but I can't remember 90% of them

I know the latest few included Jazz Band au, Yellowjackets au, superhero/teen titans/Young Justice au, Soul Eater au, Avatar au, homoerotic skating au, racing au, zombie au, rock band au, chaos Swap au, monster au, Inaba au, Oceans 11 au, pirate au, there was a noble au somewhere in there?? And the classic dating since first year au, Makoharu living together au, and the future au

Those are. Just for P5. God I have a problem

#p5 au #s #aus #god im a menace

[roughtimeminicomics]

Death Battle WHAT IFS and my Winners

SO I WAS BORED AND WIDE FUCKING AWAKE SO I MADE THIS BITCH OF A LIST ENJOY. I uh... may actually do something with this tbh.

Sans VS Ghost Rider (Undertale VS MARVEL) Winner: Ghost Rider Soundtrack Name: Judgment’s Stare

Optimus Prime VS Artocitus (Transformers VS DC) Winner: Optimus Prime Soundtrack Name: Raging Justice

Megatron VS Bowser (Transformers VS Nintendo) Winner: Megatron Soundtrack Name: Tyrannical Factions

The Shredder VS M. Bison (TMNT VS Street Fighter) Winner: The Shredder Soundtrack Name: Criminal History

Darkstalker VS Nicol Bolas (Wings of Fire VS Magic the Gathering) Winner: Darkstalker Soundtrack Name: Wings of Magic

Asgore VS Endeavour (Undertale VS MHA) Winner: Endeavour Soundtrack Name: Flaring Redemption

Springtrap VS Baldi VS Granny VS The Neighbor (FNaF VS Baldi's Basics VS Granny VS Hello Neighbor) Winner: Springtrap Soundtrack Name: Average Indie Slasher

Standford Pines VS W.D. Gaster (Gravity Falls VS Undertale) Winner: Stanford Pines Soundtrack Name: Lost Genius

Error Sans VS Sonic.EXE (Undertale AU VS Creepypasta) Winner: Error Sans Soundtrack Name: I AM ERROR

Dust Sans VS Jeff the Killer (Undertale AU VS Creepypasta) Winner: Dust Sans Soundtrack Name: Stab Through the Soul

Nightmare Sans VS Slenderman (Undertale AU VS Creepypasta) Winner: Slenderman Soundtrack Name: Tentacled Negativity

The Mask VS Bugs Bunny (Dark Horse VS Warner Bros) Winner: Bugs Bunny Soundtrack Name: Cartoons, Blood, and Chaos

Darth Vader VS Voldemort (Star Wars VS Harry Potter) Winner: Darth Vader Soundtrack Name: The Deadly Force

Kai VS Laval (NINJAGO VS Legends of Chima) Winner: Kai Soundtrack Name: Spin and Slash

Luz Noceda VS Harry Potter (The Owl House VS Harry Potter) Winner: Luz Noceda Soundtrack Name: Titan’s Scar

Jay VS Donitello (NINJAGO VS TMNT) Winner: Jay Soundtrack Name: Technology Rules, Right?

Lloyd Garmadon VS Po the Panda (NINJAGO VS Kung Fu Panda) Winner: Po the Panda Soundtrack Name: Chosen Legends

MEGATRON SHOWDOWN (Bayverse, G1, IDW, Prime, Cyberverse, Armada, Animated, Beast Wars) Winner: IDW Megatron Soundtrack Name: Mechanical and Tyrannical, Yessss…

Blackwargreymon VS Nemesis Prime (Digimon VS Transformers) Winner: BlackWargreymon Soundtrack Name: Engineered Devils

SCP-049 VS The Medic (SCP Foundation VS Team Fortress 2) Winner: The Medic Soundtrack: Medicine and Missverständnisse

General Zod VS Omni Man (DC VS Invincible) Winner: General Zod Soundtrack Name: Manipulative Invaders from Space

Kaos VS Zomboss (Skylanders VS Plants V.S. Zombies) Winner: Kaos Soundtrack Name: You Dare Defy ME?!

The Guardians of the Galaxy VS The Ghost Crew (MCU VS Star Wars) Winner(s): The Guardians Soundtrack Name: Rebellions and Superheroes

Jack Sparrow VS Puss in Boots (Pirates of the Caribbean VS Dreamworks) Winner: Puss in Boots Soundtrack Name: Running from Death

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#puss in boots #jack sparrow #the guardians of the galaxy #the ghost crew #star wars #general zod #omni man #dc #transformers #owl house #luz nozeda #kaos skylanders #dr zomboss #tf2 medic #scp 049 #scp foundation #dc comics #ninjago #tmnt #Star Wars #death battle #death battle what if #deathbattle #death battle episode #undertale au #undertale #mha #mha endeavor #creepypasta #death battle season

[midnightlee25]

Yandere Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair  Masterlist

Main Masterlist

NONE YET

Gundham Tanaka

Kazuichi Soda

Mikan Tsumiki

Gundham Tanaka

NONE YET

Akane Owari & Peko Pekoyama

Gundham Tanaka & Nekomaru Nidai 

Kazuichi Soda & Leon Kuwata

Kazuichi Soda & Kiyotaka Ishimaru

Kazuichi Soda & Eijiro Kirishima

Kazuichi Soda & Nekomaru Nidai & Gundham Tanaka

 Their darling ignoring them - Gundham Tanaka, Kazuichi Soda, Nekomaru Nidai 

Another remnant kills their darling - Gundham Tanaka, Kazuichi Soda, Izuru Kamukura 

Would they want their darling to become dependent on them or stay independent? - Danganronpa V2

Royal au: how would they go about being with their darling - Danganronpa V2

Character headcanons: Ibuki Mioda

Would their children also be yanderes? - Danganronpa V2

Remnants Of Despair: Gundham Tanaka

Yanderes and their love languages - Danganronpa V2

 Who would break their darling or management to keep them sane? - Danganronpa V2

Remnants Of Despair: Kazuichi Soda

Who is most likely to mark their darling

Yanderes dealing with jealousy - Hacker, Nekomaru Nidai, Kiyoko Shimizu, Tobio Kageyama, Esdeath, Susanoo, Kazunari Miyoshi

Darling says: I hate you - Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

 Random Yandere Headcanons: Character headcanons: Mahiru Koizumi

Team- ups: Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu & Peko Pekoyama

Random Yandere Headcanons: Naga Nagito Komaeda

Scarecrow Kazuichi Soda: Let's make a horror movie 

Yandere Reaction: Mondo Owada, Hajime Hinata, Nagito Komaeda, and Shuichi Saihara with a reader who hides their eyes at night because they change color

Random Yandere Headcanons: Yandere Naga Nagito fluffy

Random Yandere Headcanons: Jealous Yandere Naga Nagito Komaeda

Yandere Reaction: Junko Enoshima, Chiaki Nanami, Ibuki Mioda and Sonia Nevermind to their darling confessing to them

Random Yandere Headcanons: Nagito Komaeda with a darling that is Ultimate Astrologer 

Random Yandere Headcanons: Yandere Touch-starved Nagito Komaeda with an affectionate darling

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 with a Criminal Darling that robs banks

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls with a self-loathing darling

Random Yandere Headcanons: Nagito Komaeda with a darling that has a big sister personality

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa V2 with an affectionate darling

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls with a depressed darling

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls with a foreign darling who has a lose grasp on Japanese culture and language 

Trapped in their own cage - Byakuya Twogami

Random Yandere Headcanons: Zombie Apocalypse AU: Zombie Danganronpa v2 girls finding their survivor darling 

Random Yandere Headcanons: Nagito Komaeda with an ultimate justice darling

Yandere Reaction: Yandere Sonia Nevermind whose in an arranged marriage with a royal darling

Random Yandere Headcanons: Yandere Ibuki Mioda with a darling who has a dull personality

Yandere ABC: Chiaki Nanami

Yandere Reaction: Sonia Nevermind finding her darlings journal that's about the person they love

Random Yandere Headcanons: Nagito Komaeda with a kind but manipulative

Random Yandere Headcanons: Pirate AU Akane Owari, Mikan Tsumiki, Sayaka Maizono, and Aoi Asahina having their darling  taken by a another pirate crew

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa v2 darling comes home drunk

Yandere Reaction: Nagito Komaeda and Byakuya Togami whose darlings family had found them

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa v2 girls with a crush that seemingly disappeared

Random Yandere Headcanons: Sonia Nevermind with a darling that likes her but feels unworthy being with her

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2: who is more obedient when it come to their darling

Random Yandere Headcanons: Clingy Servant Nagito Komaeda with a darling where the brainwashing didn't work and now work for the Future Foundation

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa v2 with a darling who reveals themselves to be a half-human half-fox

Yandere Reaction: Nagito Komaeda reacting to having ultimate military commander

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa v2 with a dying darling that has an incurable disease

Random Yandere Headcanons: Nagito Komaeda with a kind, vulnerable and defenseless darling

Random Yandere Headcanons: Nagito Komaeda with a darling that can't take compliment

Random Yandere Headcanons: Sonia Nevermind with devoted loyal knight/servant darling

Yandere Reaction: Gundam Tanaka finding out his darling is expecting

Yandere ABC: Hajime Hinata

Yandere Reaction: Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu and Peko Pekoyama shared darling nearly gets killed while being kidnapped by an enemy gang

Yandere Reaction: Mikan Tsumiki with a darling that is super cuddly and loves to give physical affection

Random Yandere Headcanons: Nagito Komaeda with a darling who punishes people for misbehavior

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls with a darling that is the Ultimate Administrator

Yandere Reaction: Nagito Komaeda with a darling who has to marry someone else

Random Yandere Headcanons: Peko Pekoyama with a very affectionate, charismatic and down to earth darling 

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa v2 girls with a darling who dies in a car crash

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa v2 boys with a darling who get hit by a bus while trying to run away

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls with a darling whose best friend is trying to save them

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls with a darling that is strong and wants to carry them on their shoulder

Yandere Reaction: Nagito Komaeda with a hot-tempered, but always winning in almost any dispute darling

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa 2 girls with a very disfigured darling who is constantly wearing a mask to hide their face

Random Yandere Headcanons: Sonia Nevermind with a lazy darling

Random Yandere Headcanons: Peko Pekoyama with a darling that has the same Ultimate as her

Random Yandere Headcanons:  Danganronpa 2 girls with a very shy darling

Yandere Reaction: Sonia Nevermind, Maihiru Koizumi & Mikan Tsumiki with a darling that says that they are all hers

Yandere Reaction: Nagito Komaeda with a darling who carving his name into their skin

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls with a mage for a darling

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls  with a Royal darling

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa 2 girls finding their darling’s dead body  

Random Yandere Headcanons: Mikan Tsumiki with a darling who is very stoic and almost never smiles

Yandere Reaction: Sonia Nevermind & Mahiru Koizumi with a darling that feels guilty about not being as obsessed with them as they are

Team- ups: Mahiru Koizumi & Aoi Asahina

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls with a darling that only feels safe when around them

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa 2 girls with a darling that managed to survive no nut november

Yandere Reaction: Mikan Tsumiki with a darling that is super cuddly and loves to give physical affection

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa v2 with a darling who has the superpower of Healing/Resurrect

Random Yandere Headcanons: Danganronpa v2 girls with a darling that’s ok with kidnapping if they can still game

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa v2 boys with a superman like darling that has no weakness

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa v2 girls with a superman like darling that has no weakness

Yandere Reaction: Danganronpa 2 casts reaction to finding out that their darling has autism 

Random Yandere Headcanons: Character Headcanons: Chisa Yukizome

Yandere Reactions: Their darling go through baby fever - Akane Owari, Mikan Tsumiki, Maki Harukawa, Aoi Asahina, Kirumi Tojo, Sonia Nevermind

Random Yandere Headcanons: Platonic Parent: Mikan Tsumiki

Yandere ABC: Nagito Komaeda

Random Yandere Headcanons: Jealous Mikan Tsumiki

Yandere Reactions: Danganronpa v2 when Teruteru Hanamura is being a pervert towards their darling

#yandere #yandere headcanons #danganronpa #danganronpa headcanons #yandere danganronpa x reader #yandere danganronpa 2 #yandere danganronpa #yandere danganronpa headcanons #drv2 headcanons #drv2 #masterlist

[thevoyageurmoteplass-writing]

B A S I C S

Full name: Redacted; for the moment is known as Fox.

Gender: Female.

Sexuality: Asexual; Demiromantic.

Pronouns: She/her.

O T H E R S

Family: Remembers her father and his best friend as her family.

Birthplace: Somewhere in the South of the UK.

Job: Training in The Centre.

Phobias: The zombie-like creatures outside The Centre, and not knowing. She also has a phobia of really tall heights but is lucky enough not to come into contact with these.

Guilty pleasures: There’s not a lot she can really have as a guilty pleasure in The Centre, but she did love cheesy pirate films.

M O R A L S

Morality alignment?: Chaotic good.

Sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath.

Virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice.

T H I S - O R - T H A T

Introvert/extrovert: Extroverted - Fox is very good at being with people, and yet she also knows when to fade into the background to help her cause.

Organised/disorganised: Organised chaos; while it might look like disorganisation to most, Fox seems to know what she has.

Close minded/open-minded: Open minded - she had a pretty open childhood in many respects, and that’s something that’s never left her.

Calm/anxious: She’d love to say calm, but throughout her story it becomes pretty obvious that she has a lot of pent up anxiety about things (understandable given everything).

Disagreeable/agreeable: Agreeable for the most part, but usually so she can undermine things later on if she dislikes them.

Cautious/reckless: Reckless; she might like to think otherwise though.

Patient/impatient: Patient; while she may go barrelling head first into things, she knows when to play the waiting game and has no qualms against it.

Outspoken/reserved: Outspoken when the situation would allow for it, or if something has really riled her up, but otherwise she’s actually pretty reserved, much preferring to watch and take stock of things.

Leader/follower: She hates it, but Fox has some leadership qualities and is a rubbish follower.

Empathetic/unemphatic: Empathetic, occasionally a little too much.

Optimistic/pessimistic: Tries desperately to be optimistic but there are certainly times when the pessimist in her breaks through.

Traditional/modern: Modern.

Hard-working/lazy: Hard-working.

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

OTP: Doesn’t really have one (initially it was going to be her and Ox, but there is the possibility of a really slow burn for her and Lion).

OT3: Difficult for an OT3… And OT4 on the other hand: Fox, Lion, Badger and Collie.

BROTP: Fox and Lion; though perhaps also Fox and Goat. That being said, the more drabbles I’ve written, I do love the relationship between her and Atlas.

NOTP: Fox and Wolf (though, begrudging respect is a fun thing to work with).

#Repost #Made By Me #Prompt Games #Dystopian Story #Fox

[stories-me]

Potential Character for Mrs. Kelsey and Tumblr 2/8/2023: 

 Shantae, Half-Genie Heroine: 

 Appearance: (See above). 

What she could be in: Heroes vs. Villains or something. 

Occupation: Guardian Genie of Scuttle Town, professional belly dancer. 

Personality: 

In​ Shantae, as the Guardian Genie of Scuttle Town, Shantae lives in a lighthouse by the sea where she can spot incoming ships and trouble. During the events of the first game, she is portrayed at the beginning as young and somewhat naïve. In addition, her strong sense of justice drives her to help people in need. She chases Risky Boots across the map in order to stop her plans and has a strong enmity for the pirate as a result. 

Slightly shy, Shantae is initially afraid of the citizens of Scuttle Town discovering her status as a Half-Genie. In addition, she often puts herself down; believing that only being Half-Genie is not good enough. After being tricked by Risky near the end of the game and subsequently thwarting her plans, she overcomes her insecurity and shyness and comes to terms with these anxieties, and is happy that the townsfolk still accept her. 

Shantae has a deep care for her adoptive uncle, Mimic, as well as her friends Sky and Bolo, and at the end of the first game gives up on the chance to enjoy eternal peace in the Genie Realm in order to be with them. She also considers the zombie Rottytops as her friend, although Rotty’s own attitude towards her, while friendly for the most part, is more ambivalent, as she does not hesitate in claiming she would like to eat Shantae’s brains (which Shantae seems to take as a joke). 

In Risky’s Revenge, she’s shown to have grown more confident, enough to believe that she’s the only person able to stop Risky Boots and discarding Mimic’s suggestion that Sky and Bolo should go instead. At the end of the game, Shantae is betrayed by Rottytops to Risky Boots in exchange for her brains (although Risky chooses to back down from the deal) and loses her genie powers. She is then shown to be much less self-assured, despite the fact that she manages to defeat Nega-Shantae, which causes Shantae to lose her magic powers. She is then comforted by Bolo, Sky and Mimic, who tell her they will help her protect to Scuttle Town from Risky and other evil forces. 

In The Pirate’s Curse, Shantae forms a temporary alliance with her nemesis Risky Boots to help stop the Pirate Master, despite not trusting Risky. Over the course of the game, Shantae slowly forms a bit of an attachment to her, asking her if she could “join the good guys for once” and even going as far as saving her life later on. Squid Baron calls Shantae a tomboy at some point. Shantae’s more unusual habits are revealed during the game’s progression; we learn that Shantae accidentally destroyed Sky’s Library Card once by nibbling on it when she got nervous and that she considers herself a bad role model due to her bad temper and fashion sense. Shantae also appears to have low self-esteem (possibly tied to the loss of her magic), as when she was threatened with losing her hair after getting dismissed as Guardian Genie, she says, “They can’t take my hair, can they, Uncle? It’s all I have left!” At the end, if the player collects all the dark magic from Cacklebats and gets the true ending to the game, Shantae gets her magic back and is eventually re-hired as Guardian Genie as she was fired in the previous game. After that happens, she is in much higher spirits and appears to have regained some self-esteem. If the player does not collect all the Cacklebats, then Shantae will not get her magic back, and is forced to hope that Risky will eventually take down the Pirate Master on her own. 

In Half-Genie Hero, Shantae has gotten her magic back and is tasked with protecting Scuttle Town from various threats like the Barons of Sequin Land, that person no one can remember, etc. Despite Shantae getting along with Risky Boots during the events of the last game and becoming sort of friends by the end, Shantae still considers Risky her enemy as the first thing she says to the pirate is, “Risky Boots! Back to your old tricks, I see,”. In Half Genie Hero, Shantae’s self-esteem has increased again, since she has her magic back. Shantae is also shown to have a short fuse at times during the events of the game, such as when dealing with time wasters, such as Hypno Baron and Squid Baron’s merchandising plot. 

In the Friends to the End DLC, Shantae’s magic gets inverted and she becomes Nega-Shantae, who is a chaotic and evil version of Shantae. Fortunately, her friends are able to defeat Nega-Shantae in Shantae’s mind and change her magic back to normal. Once she is restored, Shantae reveals that she had gotten caught up in trying to be a hero to make up for her human half, but forgot that she could rely on others along the way and rushed things. This is a trait that has led to disaster before (such as losing her magic in Risky’s Revenge). 

In Seven Sirens, Shantae and her friends go to a tropical island resort where they encounter other Half-Genie allies. At the beginning of the game, Shantae is invited along with the other Half-Genies to participate in the Half-Genie Festival. During the performance, however, the Seven Sirens cut the lights and use the cover of darkness to kidnap the other Half-Genies, leaving Shantae alone onstage once the lights come back, much to the confusion of the audience. The next day Shantae begins to feel suspicious, so she decides to venture into the islands underground terrain to uncover its secrets and come face-to-face with the Seven Sirens, freeing the other Half-Genies along the way, despite her allies (specifically Mimic and Sky, though the dialogue implies that Bolo doesn’t want her to disappear either) forbidding her to go in an attempt to protect her. This is a good show of Shantae’s determination – unlike others, Shantae is not willing to sit around and wait for problems to be solved on their own. She is determined to help those in need, even if it means putting herself in harm’s way. 

Now, she finds herself facing off against some very sinister figures who seek to harm not just Scuttle Town or Sequin Land, but the entire world... 

How she is like me: 

We both have anxieties, but are capable of growth and have a great support system. For example, the other day I got rather anxious as my phone was low on battery power. As an example of personal growth, I used to often say “I can’t.” Nowadays, I say “I’ll try.” And, of course, my support system includes my family, Dr. Mosier, my teachers, etc. Also, there are times when we both become a problem towards others, lashing out at others (though, technically, in her case, that’s Nega-Shantae talking). Also, we both have a strong sense of responsibility, and don’t always do COMPLETELY well under pressure. 

How she’s different from me: 

She’s sometimes a little insecure. 

#I Have Autism #Autism Blog #I #Have #Autism #Blog #Stories-Me #Stories #Me #Fan Fictions #Fan Fiction #Fan #Fictions #Fiction #How She Is Like Me #How She Is Not Like Me #How #She #Is #Not #Like #Shantae #Half-Genie Heroine #Half #Genie #Half-Genie #Heroine #Shantae Game Series #Game #Series

[corner-stories]

everybody sing and dance (lose yourself in wild romance)

Jesse Chambers. Grant Emerson.

Karaoke Nights. Dance Circles. Drunk Tom Bronson.

1463 words.

(ao3.)

After a rather vexing mission involving robot pirate ninja zombies and sharks with freakin’ laser beams on their heads, the elders of the Justice Society told the younger members to take a night for themselves and “just have fun.” 

Little did they know that the younglings would follow those words in the best way possible. 

Suffice to say, the first annual Justice Society Karaoke Night was going well. 

The main meeting room had been temporarily converted to suit the occasion —  hanging on the wall was a large white screen and projected onto it were the scrolling lyrics of every song to grace the english-speaking world. Positioned nearby was a microphone, which was hooked up to the speakers that Karen and Michael so graciously set up for the younglings.

The room was loud as the speakers pumped music into the atmosphere. Nate Heywood was singing his heart out while trying not to crush the microphone into dust. The world was surprised to find that Citizen Steel was a major Avril Lavigne fan, but it was certainly not the strangest thing to ever be revealed within the walls of the brownstone. 

As he sang, a chaotic trinity consisting of Courtney, Jen, and Maxine had instigated a flashmob/dance battle/mosh pit in the midst of the floor to the rambunctious beat of an early-2000s pop punk song. 

And it was glorious. 

There was a rule stating that no adult beverages were to be placed in the hands of minors, but Courtney, Jen, and Maxine clearly didn’t need it to have a good time. Their collective fervor was so infectious that nearly every other JSA member had gotten out of their seats to move to the beat. 

Despite the human urge to dance being pungent in the night’s atmosphere, Grant felt himself getting overwhelmed.

As fun as the circle looked (even Pieter was awkwardly swaying from side to side) he couldn’t find it in himself to join. It wasn’t that he couldn’t dance, but that all of his attempts to ‘feel the groove’ resembled a dolphin flopping on dry land. It was probably for the best that he spared the world the sight of his sick moves. 

After maneuvering his way out of the chaos and avoiding spilling his beer, Grant found himself in the farthest corner of the room. While the music could still be heard, it wasn’t as absurdly deafening as it was in the eye of the storm, something his ears would surely thank him for in the morning.

Standing near the window was another fellow Justice Society member who wasn’t fond of crowds and impromptu dance battles. 

Like the rest of her teammates, Jesse was clad in casual clothing, apparently seeing an old Mets jersey as a perfect Karaoke Night outfit. She leaned against the wall and sipped white wine from a styrofoam cup like it was a gold chalice. All in all, a fairly average sight for the one Jessica Belle Chambers. 

Grant approached her little corner of the room and leaned against the windowsill. “Didn’t expect to see you here,” he said, lifting his mask up just enough to take a sip of his beer. 

“I’d say the same to you,” Jesse replied. She gave him a playful smirk, which in Chambers-language meant that she considered him a friend. 

“What can I say?” Grant shrugged. “Sonia likes to sing.” 

“And dance, apparently.” 

The two looked ahead to the first ever JSA-sanctioned rave. Sonia stood near Rick, seemingly having the time of her life as she took the phrase ‘put your hands in the air like you just don’t care’ to heart.

Rick himself was no slouch either. It seemed that the Man of the Hour had endless bouts of energy even without the power of Miraclo. His signature move appeared to be some variation of hip swiveling — if the superhero business didn’t work out for him, then Rick could definitely pursue a prosperous career as a male entertainer. 

Before Grant could witness Rick’s moves for too long and forever change the way he saw Hourman, he turned to Jesse and asked: “You talk to any of the Titans lately?” 

“Donna and I had coffee last week,” Jesse answered. “We met up in the Village, it was nice.” From the way she smiled and sipped her wine, it was clear that the small meeting had resonated with her even now. “What about you? Still talk to Roy?”

Grant shrugged his shoulders. “Sometimes,” he replied. “League duty keeps his hands pretty full.”

Jesse nodded. “Well, if he ever wants a change of pace he could always join the Society,” she suggested jokingly. “We could use a few more Titans around here.” 

Grant rolled his eyes, even though they were mostly hidden by his mask and the dark. For a moment, the pair simply sat back and watched their teammates have the time of their lives. With Nate’s turn having ended, the next singer was just stepping up to the mic in front of the projector screen, that person being Tom. 

Tom Bronson was more than a fan of music, as anyone who overheard him shower singing could. Grant knew that his friend had taken it up as half a hobby and half a career. Even though the standard rate for NYC bar gigs was laughably low, he played piano whenever he could and prided himself on introducing his friends to bands they probably never heard of. 

Sober Tom loved music that was fast, complicated, required two drummers, and had sections filled with jarring modulations and unusual time signatures. 

Drunk Tom, however, had an unexpected fondness for ABBA. 

Jesse and Grant remained in their corner of the room while the music revved up and Tom rocked the stage like it was Eurovision 1974. It was beautiful. 

Slyly, Grant pulled out his phone and began recording the historical event in front of them. The JSA archives would definitely benefit from the documentation. 

When Jesse noticed Grant playing the role of cameraman, she let out a chuckle. “Not singing?” she asked idly. 

“I don’t sing,” Grant affirmed in a stern tone. “And you can’t make me.” 

“Wasn’t planning to, Grant.” 

After getting enough footage of Tom’s incredible audition for Mamma Mia on Broadway, Grant stopped recording and quickly uploaded the clip to the official JSA group chat. Since most of the logs depicted Maxine and Courtney’s very surreal 3AM musings, he was sure that someone would appreciate the change of pace.

After slipping his phone back into his pocket, Grant eyed Jesse. “I take it you don’t either?”

“I’m just here for Rick,” Jesse explained, nodding her head towards the center of the main floor. 

The fact that she could stand at ease while her husband danced like an ensemble member of Magic Mike: The Musical meant that the two had a tremendously strong marriage. Grant — on the other hand — wondered if hydrochloric acid was enough to cleanse his eyes from the sight of Rick’s sweet moves. 

Was it too late to run to Titans Compound and beg them to take him back?  

“I’m not one for singing in public,” Jesse soon spoke, thankfully breaking her colleague out of his train of thought. “Except for like… birthdays and stuff.”

Grant nodded and lightly punched her on the shoulder. “Right there with ya, Jess.” 

Then in a flash, the pair of former Titans who definitely didn’t sing were approached by one of the willing participants of the first ever JSA-endorsed rave. Sonia rushed up to Grant with a sudden burst of speed he didn’t know she had in her. 

Linking her arm around his, Sonia pulled her beau onto the dance floor with all her might. “Come on!” 

Due to being caught off guard (and Sonia being freakishly strong despite her size), Grant stumbled a bit as he followed his significant other, dropping his drink as she guided him to the eye of the storm. 

Jesse let out a laugh as Grant awkwardly joined the flow of the floor. It was as clear he had no idea what he was doing, but flailing his arms like a confused octopus seemed to replicate dancing just enough to let him become one with the rhythm. At least Sonia didn’t seem to mind. 

Looking down to her cup, Jesse swirled what remained of her wine and drank the rest up. The second she emptied the vessel she felt a hand gently grasping her wrist. Looking up Jesse met the eyes of Rick, who immediately began guiding her to the main space with a grin.

“The night’s young, Hon!” he cheered on. 

Like Grant before her, Jesse dropped her cup, yet went with the flow with a smile on her face and joined her significant other onto the dance floor. 

#jesse chambers #grant emerson #rick tyler #courtney whitmore #sonia sato #maxine hunkel #jennifer pierce #tom bronson #pieter cross #nate heywood #jsa #dc #in which the JSA is vibing and it's beautiful

[youtube-shoutout]

Un Voyage Spatial Féerique au Donjon de Niort

Si vous cherchez une idée de sortie originale et magique pour les fêtes de fin d’année, ne manquez pas la projection d’un petit film de Noël au Donjon de Niort. Du 2 décembre 2023 au 7 janvier 2024, vous pourrez découvrir l’histoire incroyable de Jean-Claude, un facteur qui réalise son rêve de voyager sur la Lune.

Ce film, intitulé “Projection d’un petit film de Noël au Donjon à Niort Décembre 2023”, est une création originale de la société Spectaculaires-Allumeurs d’images, spécialisée dans les spectacles visuels et sonores. Il utilise le Donjon, monument emblématique de la ville, comme écran géant pour vous faire vivre une aventure spatiale pleine de surprises.

Le film raconte les péripéties de Jean-Claude, un facteur de 63 ans qui habite à Sansais, dans le hameau du Paradis, avec sa femme Simone. Passionné par l’espace, il décide de construire son propre vaisseau spatial dans son garage, avec l’aide de son ami Gérard, un ancien ingénieur de la NASA. Un beau jour, il se lance dans son voyage vers la Lune, en laissant sa femme au courant de ses aventures par téléphone.

Sur la Lune, Jean-Claude découvre un monde fantastique, peuplé de personnages hauts en couleur, inspirés par la culture et le patrimoine du Pays niortais. Il rencontre des poètes, des musiciens, des horticulteurs, des maraîchers, des fromagers, des boulangers, des pêcheurs, des écrivains, des peintres, des sculpteurs, des danseurs, des acrobates, des magiciens, des lutins, des fées, des anges, des animaux extraordinaires… Il se fait de nombreux amis et participe à des activités ludiques et enrichissantes.

Mais son séjour sur la Lune n’est pas sans danger. Il doit faire face à des menaces, comme des météorites, des aliens, des robots, des pirates, des sorcières, des loups-garous, des vampires, des zombies, des monstres, des dragons, des ogres, des géants, des trolls, des gobelins, des orcs, des cyclopes, des minotaures, des sirènes, des méduses, des requins, des pieuvres, des crocodiles, des serpents, des araignées, des scorpions, des moustiques, des fourmis, des rats, des cafards, des chauves-souris, des corbeaux, des vautours, des épouvantails, des fantômes, des squelettes, des momies, des zombies, des démons, des diables, des sorciers, des maléfices, des pièges, des énigmes, des casse-tête, des labyrinthes, des illusions, des mirages, des cauchemars, des hallucinations, des phobies, des angoisses, des doutes, des regrets, des remords, des erreurs, des fautes, des péchés, des tentations, des vices, des défauts, des faiblesses, des complexes, des frustrations, des envies, des jalousies, des rancunes, des rancoeurs, des reproches, des disputes, des conflits, des rivalités, des trahisons, des mensonges, des manipulations, des tromperies, des infidélités, des séparations, des ruptures, des divorces, des deuils, des pertes, des abandons, des rejets, des humiliations, des moqueries, des insultes, des injures, des outrages, des offenses, des agressions, des violences, des blessures, des souffrances, des douleurs, des maladies, des handicaps, des accidents, des catastrophes, des crises, des guerres, des morts…

Heureusement, Jean-Claude peut compter sur son courage, son intelligence, son humour, son imagination, sa créativité, son inventivité, son originalité, son audace, son initiative, son ambition, son enthousiasme, son optimisme, son dynamisme, son énergie, son charisme, son charme, son élégance, son raffinement, son goût, son style, son talent, son génie, son savoir, son savoir-faire, son savoir-être, son savoir-vivre, son expérience, sa sagesse, sa maturité, sa responsabilité, sa fiabilité, sa loyauté, sa fidélité, sa sincérité, sa franchise, sa transparence, sa honnêteté, sa probité, sa vertu, sa morale, sa conscience, sa justice, sa bienveillance, sa générosité, sa solidarité, sa compassion, sa sympathie, sa gentillesse, sa douceur, sa tendresse, sa sensibilité, sa sensualité, sa séduction, sa passion, son amour, sa joie, son bonheur, sa liberté, sa paix, son harmonie, sa sérénité, sa plénitude, sa félicité, sa grâce, sa beauté, sa lumière, sa splendeur, sa gloire, sa grandeur, sa majesté, sa royauté, sa divinité…

Mais le temps passe vite, et Jean-Claude doit bientôt rentrer sur Terre. Il fait ses adieux à ses amis lunaires, qui lui offrent des cadeaux souvenirs. Il reprend son vaisseau spatial, et retrouve sa femme Simone, qui l’attend avec impatience. Ils se prennent dans les bras, et s’embrassent tendrement. Ils se racontent leurs aventures respectives, et se rendent compte qu’ils se sont beaucoup manqués. Ils décident alors de repartir ensemble sur la Lune,

#christmas #godzilla #good omens #youtube #neil gaiman #relaxing videos #Youtube

[aliceoflegend01]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: NWOT Woman's Adjustable Totally 80's Pop Star Halloween Costume.

[heavenlyhoundoom]

One with their costumes part 1.

(The fnaf crew arrive at a halloween costume party being held at the town square. Freddy is dressed as Winnie the Pooh, Bonnie is dressed as an angel, Chica dressed as a zombie, and Foxy is dressed as a knight.)

Chica: I can't wait to see everyone's costumes.

(The fnaf crew come across the Wonderland crew with Willy dressed as a demon, Ozzie dressed as Frankenstein, Gus dressed as Frankenstein's monster, Tito dressed as a vampire, Sara dressed as a cave woman, Knighty dressed as a pirate, Arty dressed as a scarecrow, and Cammy dressed as a witch.)

Willy: Hey, guys.

Freddy: Hello, Willy.

Willy: Are you guys excited about the costume party?

Freddy: We sure are.

Gus: Look, they have free treats on that table ranging from ghost shaped cookies to caramel apples.

Chica: Oh, hell yeah!

(Gus and Chica rushed to the snack table.)

Tito: Classic Gus and Chica.

Tex: Ladies and gentlemen, please gather around because the costume contest's about to start.

(The contest began and after everyone voted which contestant had the best costume the contestants gathered on the outdoor stage.)

Tex: Alright everybody, the results are in, the last three places are Tiffany(goose) at third last with her boring white sheet she has for a ghost costume, Gerold(grasshopper) at second last dressed as a head of lettuce, and at dead last is Norman(human) who I think is crow?

Norman: I'm not a crow, I'm Batman, I just can't afford an actual Batman costume and had to make my own.

Tex: Anyway, at the top three, we have Mitzi at third place with her sylveon costume, at second place we have this man dressed as krampus-

?: I'm not Krampus, I'm a vampire.

Tex: Then why aren't you wearing a black suit and cape, or look more like a pale human with fangs.

?: Because not all vampires look the same, saying all vampires are pale human like creatures who wear black suits and capes is a stereotype!

Tex: Sir, you didn't have to go all social justice warrior on me.

?: Whatever...

Tex: Anyway, in first place, we have this lady wearing the most convincing witch costume in the whole crowd.

(The crowd claps while Tex gave Mitzi the third place prize(a huge gift basket filled with halloween treats) the man in the vampire costume the second place prize(a three hundred dollar cash prize) and the lady in the witch costume the first place prize.(a one week trip to Disneyworld during next year's Mickey's not so scary Halloween)

Tex: Now second and first place contestants, would you two mind telling us who you are underneath those costumes?

?: Oh, this is awkward, should we tell them, Hierophant?

Hierophant: I guess we should, Juniper.

Juniper: We aren't wearing costumes, I'm an actual witch and Hierophant's an actual vampire.

Hippo lady: That's cheating!

Tex: She's right, you two are disqualified!

(Tex took Juniper and Hierophant's prizes, brig up the 4th and fifth place contestants and swap around the prizes.)

Butterfly dressed as a killer clown: Thank you for the gift basket.

Beaver dressed as Buzz Lightyear: I finally have enough money to buy a vr headset!

Mitzi: I can't wait to go to Disneyworld.

(Juniper is pissed that she had her prize taken away from her.)

Juniper: I should be the one who gets to go to Disneyworld, not her!

Hierophant: Juniper, please don't be a sore loser, I told you this was a bad idea.

Juniper: Shut up!

(Juniper casts a spell to remove his mouth.)

Hierophant: (mumbling) You bitch!

The end of part 1.

#Fnaf #freddy fazbear #chica the chicken #willy's wonderland #willy weasel #gus gorilla #tito turtle #acnh mitzi #adventure time stakes #the hierophant #halloween

[caribouv]

Watch a ton of shit last week because didn't feel good.

The Girl With All The Gifts One of the best "go in blind" recommendations in a long, long time.

It came from a short story named Iphigenia In Aulis later turned into a full novel. Ray Bradbury system if I've ever seen one.

It seemed like everyone was doing fungus zombies after the 2008 PLANET EARTH episode on zombie ants. Last of Us is better, but this is still good even if the ending sucks.

Studio 666 I had to turn it off. You dudes are musicians, not actors. The ego of trying to do this was a bit too much for me to handle.

Outlast s01 I absolutely despised this shit. There were no clearly defined rules of interacting with other teams. Turns out, completely randomly, you're allowed to go into someone's camp and destroy their shit right in front of them and the other person had to sit back and watch you. Even though I pirated it, I want to sue Netflix for how bullshit this was.

All Things Must Pass It's a very cool documentary and extremely thought provoking. Also, I don't feel sorry for these fucking shitheads. It's plainly clear they should've got into the business of producing alongside distributing, had not been so greedy, but whatever.

The greedy businessman bullshit like stopping the sell of singles to force people to buy albums, pushing CDs because larger profit margin, not realizing what the fuck an mp3 was, and endless expansion (debt) because "muh growth."

I'm not super down for live music because I generally don't like it, but I'm not going to ignore how important live music is and a space for live music. I just love how these greedy fucks were directly responsible for napster and later itunes and then spotify and now back to napster.

STATION ELEVEN The theme of art and humanity transcending time, place, and generations.

The use of color to help the viewer understand where in time they were: before, during, after.

The perfection and blend of a clockwork and puzzle plot with a braided narrative. I was, quite literally, losing my mind the final two episodes.

I want to pinpoint the brilliant and wonderful winter solstice episode exploring the concept of 9 months after lockdown when all these women were giving birth at the same time.

I could write about this endlessly.

The only bad thing I will say is that it dragged at times, but I feel like that is me being too ignorant of Shakespeare's work to be realizing analogies / the adaptation from same.

SWARM. I'm not privy enough with Beyonce lore fully understand it, but it's still really, really good. The Billie Eilish episode was just utterly insane.

I almost turned it off so many times in the first two episodes because of how uncomfortable it made me feel and how creepy it seemed. I'm glad I kept at it and fought through my cringe. I wish I had someone to tell me the soft spoiler of "she's a butch lesbian and Marissa is her foster sister." It would have helped to put into context what erroneously seemed to be incredibly weird and creepy scenes otherwise.

Blood Quantum The sweet justice of American fracking ruining Native American's water supply causing all the Americans who drink it to turn into zombies while Native Americans remain immune. There's so many layers to that. Hell, that sounds like real life right now.

Blending that with the newfound Native American power of fuck the white man v. no lets help them a la Xavier v. Magneto split.

It was a great idea and concept, but those unique parts were not leaned into hard enough while dumb shit zombie fight sequences we've seen a million times took center stage instead.

Run Lola Run I haven't seen this since 8th grade. It's a short and sweet movie that gives another great take on the Chaos Theory. The soundtrack is phenomenally good. Not minimalist, but still 90s german techno af.

Doom Patrol I saw the DC logo on the opener and almost turned it off. "No no no I heard Brendan Fraser is in it give it a shot." Kept watching, opening sequences talking about "You're sick of comic book heroes we know! So we made comic book heroes who are SCREW UPS!" And I thought… Misfits? Misfits was great…

15 minutes later: It's just more comic book hero bullshit. Fuck that.

The Miseducation of Cameron Post I can't relate to this at all other than to endlessly bang my head against the wall and again point out how fucking incongruent these religious fuckers are and what they do to people. I kept thinking back over and over to Dead Poets Society.

#film

[empressofthesunwriter]

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Welcome to the semi-last and longest chapter!

We will have a little epilog after that and then start with book two”

I hope you will enjoy it.

Chapter 16: Let’s fighting Love!

The Dark Fortress of Clyde looms in the background as King Kyle and I stand before our people and alias.

This…this is the Endgame.

We all feel it in the air.

Dramatically wind makes our clothes and hair sway as King Kyle speaks: “Today, we are not elves and humans! Today... we fight as ONE!”

“Years later from now on, children will talk and sing about our heroic effort to defeat the Dark Lord Clyde!”, I add. “Let us besiege the army of darkness with the courage of amazons! Let us delve into their dungeon with swords and sorcery!”

“Let us charge our shields and use photon torpedos to vaporize the Klingons!”

A record scratches formally.

I just blink at Kevin Stoley, the one I found the IPad of his dad by the church, returning it to him.

I’m not sure what to say.

For once in a lifetime Cartman interference is welcome. He standing beside Leo, facepalming.

“Kevin, god dammit. Every fucking time, Kevin. God fucking dammit, seriously.”

“I'm sorry.”

“It’s okay.”, I get my bearings back and wave. “Armies of justice and light! PREPARE! Are you ready?!”

I hear loud yeses and agreeing shouts.

“Then... let's kick Clyde’s ass!”

Like an unstoppable tidal wave, we storm the front door of Clyde’s home, while his dad stands beside it, staring at us in confusion.

We enter the garden and the epic battle begins!

It was early on decided that me, King Kyle, Princess Kenny, Lady Tammy, Paladin Leo, Bard Jimmy, and Wizard Fatass would take care of Clyde.

Ranger Stan of course too, but for the moment he helped the Pirates, led by Maplebeard, who is a cute Canadian kid and King Kyle’s brother, get us inside the fortress from outside, while we storm it from the inside.

We battle, we solve riddles, and we climb the tower higher and higher.

Craig awaits us with three Nazi Zombie cows, but we can take away two.

The thief and his cow were nothing.

Ranger Stan joins us now and we continue on.

Clyde has to be in the next room!

But surprise, surprise waiting for us is…

“Dad? What the hell are you doing here?”, asks Stan Mr. Marsh.

“Oh! It's my favorite kid!”, yells Mr. Marsh and kneels down before me. Dude…that’s so not okay to say this when your son is standing right there! “Listen, I found out what they were doing at the women's clinic! They were looking for a candidate to put a snuke into! They're going to nuke ALL OF SOUTH PARK!”

“A snuke?”, repeats King Kyle shocked.

We all feel this too.

That’s so not good at all.

“You boys and girls don't understand. They've put the snuke HERE.”

Even better!

“Who did?”

“Whomever these people are CLAIMING to be Taco Bell! We should've known. We should have known Taco Bell is far too compassionate and caring to be so secretive. The quality of their character, like the quality of their food, should have never come into question.”

“Dad, where is the woman with the snuke?”

“They didn't put it in a woman.”

Mr. Marsh leads us to the person.

It’s Mr. Slave!

He is bonded on a pillar without pants, but thank god his tank top cowers his privates.

Another trauma I don’t need.

“All I remember was that there were these big government guys, and they wrestled me to the floor at my house! And then I remember thinking, well this is fun, but wait, is that a thermonuclear device?”, tells us Mr. Slave what happened to him. “I had some drinks so putting a thermonuclear device up my ass wasn't COMPLETELY out of the question... oh Jesus Christ, how long do I have?!”

“We don't know, Mr. Slave, but it could be a matter of MINUTES.”, answer him, Mr. Marsh.

“Well, what are you waiting for? Pull it out!”

Mr. Slave turns his behind in our direction.

What the fuck?!

It’s not like we can just pull it out of the ass!

But this shows how stupid Cartman actually is because he tries.

TRIES, in big letters, since Kyle slaps his hand away.

“No! We can't just pull it out! Snukes have triggers on them! We have to abort it -- from inside.”

“Oh COME ON! Who knows how to do abortions AND can get really really small?”, counters Fatass.

…I don’t like where this is going.

All beside Tammy have now a thinking face going on, asking who could do this, while we two girls argue non-verbal.

Tammy really wants me to get small, climb in Mr. Slaves’ ass and abort the snuke.

I make clear I don’t wanna do this fucked up shit and if this is so important, she can do it.

It goes like this for a few seconds, till Tammy makes at me the best puppy dog eyes and puckers her lips at me.

…I’m a thirsty hoe…if she really will give me a kiss…oh god…I’m actually doing it!

Gritting my teeth I step forward but grip Tammy by the hand and before she can make it clear that she doesn’t want to join me, I shrink us both.

“Oh, look! The girls are all small.”, points out Mr. Slave.

“Wow, this kid is just FULL of surprises! Quick! Get up there and disarm the snuke! Hurry!”

“No need to tell us twice, Mr. Marsh!”, I call back and formally drag Tammy with me.

“Oh, be careful girls. I might have also put some bats up there the other night.”, warns Mr. Slave.

Tammy gives up and faces her destiny.

She knows without me she can’t grow big again, so she is stuck anyway.

So…yeah we enter a man’s body through his asshole.

Ladies and gentlemen we didn’t reach the Fucked-Up-Meter, we completely obliterated it!

“I hate you so much right now!”, growls Tammy at me.

“Hey, you wanted me to go up this ass! Do you really think I would go alone? Someone has to suffer with me.”, I simply say.

“Fucking shit! Let’s get this over with!”, angry she follows the anal channel? Is it called so? “Next time you take one of your boy toys.”

“They didn’t promise me a kiss.”

I follow after her.

“I regret that too.”

We don’t go far since…a frog with a crown stops us?

What?

What does Mr. Slave put in his ass?

“New Kid and follower, you must find a way out of this place or you will surely die.”, tells us this Frog King.  “The way behind you is blocked by the large sphincter. Make haste to the large intestine! All will be made clear to you then!”

Geez, thanks for that information you strange thingy.

Tammy and I side-eye each other and then shrug our shoulders.

Whatever let’s go.

As we make our way through Mr. Slaves’ ass I could swerve someone is singing a song for me about this adventure.

Maybe I have gone gaga.

After what I experienced these days and now this, it wouldn’t surprise me.

Also, Mr. Slave has a lot of things up his ass.

Like a creepy hand puppet with a Zylinder, corn, and even his own phone.

I don’t have words for all this literary shit.

We kill some Nazi Zombie Bacteria, because of course, why shouldn’t he have this up his ass also, free the bat Mr. Slave warned us, as we encounter another spectral being.

It’s a bird.

“I am the Sparrow Prince.”

A sparrow.

Sure, why not?

I already lost all hope in humanity.

“Like you, I was once used for pleasure as an anal plaything, and thus perished in this place. Now you must defeat my angry spirit in order to move forward. I know I don't really sound that angry, but trust me, I am.”

Of course, we need to battle it.

OF COURSE!

The battle is tough I won’t lie, but Tammy and I are unstoppable together.

We defeat the Sparrow Prince.

“You have proven yourself in combat, young anal plaything. You may journey forth. Find the snuke's trigger and save the outside world. Fare thee met and fare thee well.”

And…he is gone.

Tammy rubs her forehead.

“I will need lots of therapy after this whole shit.”

“Yeah, I was planning an making an appointment next week, wanna come with me?”

Sick of all this we continue on.

Okay, I admit it’s a bit of a surprise finding soldiers guarding Mr. Slaves’ asshole.

“Armed guards? What are they doing here?”, wonders the Frog King.

He and the Sparrow Prince appeared at our sides.

“Whoever seeks to blow up the city clearly doesn't want anyone stopping them.”

“You must get past them, New Kid. Go fuck ‘em up.”

“No need to tell me twice.”

Did I really talk with the two spectral beings?

God, when is this finally over?

Tammy and I defeat the soldiers and finally there is the fucking snuke!

We are so close to ending this!

A new spectral being appears before us.

It’s some kind of fish. Since he lives in a gay man, does it make it a gay fish?

“Hello, New Kid. I... am Catatafish.”

Catatafish of the stomach's cove.

There is again the singing!

“The trigger of the thermonuclear device lies before you. I have tried to solve its riddle, but I have been unable to disarm it.”

Catatafish riddle will soon be told.

“There are only moments to spare. Find a way to disengage the trigger, or all will be lost.”

“Ready to abort this thing?”, ask me, Tammy.

“Let’s get this bread!”

One good thing, aborting the snuke is not as creepy, sick, and disgusting as the other one I did today.

As thank you for the successful abortion Mr. Slave sneezes me and Tammy out of his body.

Well, the mouth is better than the way we came in at least. The three spectral beings who live in Mr. Slaves’ ass appear again, thank me and gift me a crown.

I wait till they vanish to throw it away.

I don’t wanna know where it was and I want to forget all this ever happened.

I make Tammy and myself grow big again.

“Great job!”, praises Mr. Marsh. “You disarmed the snuke. South Park is saved.”

We, girls, give a tired thumbs up.

“Yes. Now let's finish this, bitch. Let's beat Clyde once and for all, and take back the Stick of Truth!”

“Cartman I warn you, my tolerance is really low right now. If you don’t want that I fucking kill you, stop insulting me!”

This shuts him up or maybe my crazy death serious look and our group moves forward to finally face Clyde.

We enter his dark throne room.

Clyde is standing beside a container with the Nazi Zombie goo.

“Fools! You thought you could conquer the Fortress of Darkness!”

“Clyde! Back away from that stuff!”, warns Stan.

“Oh, but I have yet to complete my army! You have come to witness the power of darkness!”

“Stop! Clyde!”, plead King Kyle. “You have no idea what that stuff is!”

“Yeah huh, it's green sauce from Taco Bell. I took it from their construction site.”

“Dude, that's not Taco Bell sauce.”, informs Stan.

“Then why'd I find it at Taco Bell?”

“It leaked out of a UFO, Clyde! It's toxic goo from another galaxy! Think about it! Since when does Taco Bell have a green sauce, dude?”, tells him Cartman.

“Actually, since about a year ago.”, answer him King Kyle, like Fatass asked this really and it wasn’t a rhetorical question.

Me and Tammy roll our eyes as the boys talk about this green sauce of Taco Bell and Clyde being all triumphal since he thinks it’s really this green Taco Bell sauce and not the alien goo.

“Oh my god, can you all stop!”, I shout, losing my nervs. “I crawled up a gay man’s asshole to abort a fucking snuke! I just wanna take a long bad and go to bed and try to forget all this shit. Clyde as the current queen of Kupa Keep give me the fucking Stick of Truth back or I will come over and kick you so hard in the balls that you will talk the rest of your life in a high-pitched voice!”

All the boys make a face at my threat, while Tammy nods in agreement.

“And I will kick too, when she is done!”, she promises.

Clyde is battling for a second with himself, you can clearly see it, but having the Stick of Truth gives him balls.

“You can try, but I have a little surprise for you!”

He lets the green goo flow into a coffin.

…Okay, why didn’t I see it before?

The person who lies in the coffin punches a hole through it and sits up.

It’s a…Nazi-Zombie Chef who sings: “I'm gonna make love to you womannnn...”

All my friends scream, while I just have a WTF-Face.

While we fight him, my friends tell me that he was once the Chef of Elementary School and a good friend of theirs.

Makes me sad for them, that they have to fight their friend.

In the end, Clyde is not happy with Chef’s performance as Nazi Zombie and fucking lits him on fire!

Since I don’t have another choice I send a Dragenshout at him, putting him to rest again.

Now Clyde knows he is fucked and tries to escape, but Fatass blocks him.

“Your eons of torment are at an end, ruler of darkness!”, growls Fatass.

“Um, okay, um, you know what, I'm not playing anymore.”, whines Clyde.

Hah, in the end, he is a little pussy.

“You have broken the rules of the Stick and for that I banish thee. I banish thee...from SPACE AND TIME!”

With that Cartman Sparta kicks Clyde away. He flies off the balcony to the ground below.

Fuck yes, it’s over!

Finally!

“We did it dude!”, shouts Stan happy.

King Kyle turns to me and takes my hands in his.

I blush like a tomato. Doesn’t help that Tammy wiggles her eyebrows at me.

“Dark Magician Queen N.K., your long journey ends here. For all your deeds, and all your time put into this, we all agreed-“

“-Hesitantly-“, calls Cartman in between with a deadpan look, but doesn’t stop it what is happening right now.

“-We all agreed that you shall be the ruler of us all! From now on you will be Dark Magician Empress N.K., the rightful ruler over Zaron and Larnion. Over humans and elves!”

I gasp shocked, while all applaud me, beside Cartman, who just rolls his eyes, but I don’t care.

I don’t care!

They made me Empress, ruler of all the kingdoms!

I can’t.

I look at Tammy and she nods.

Now I know why she said I should bring this along with me…

“Give us a sec!”, tells Tammy, the boys.

We hide together behind a pillar.

Tammy helps me to take off my Dark Magician Girl Cosplay and put on another one.

In my new cosplay I step back to the boys.

All gasp in wonder and I smile prettily.

“Neo Queen Serenity!”, claps Princess Kenny excitedly. “Even with her silver hair!”

Oh god, does this mean, Kenny is a Sailor Moon Fan?! Cool!

I curtesy before my people.

“I will be the best Empress to you and all residents of Zaron and Larnion.”, I promise.

“Quickly, now let's get the Stick back to safety before anyone can do –“

King Kyle can’t even finish his sentence as helicopters appear. From every corner soldiers come…even Eye-Patch-Grandpa is with them!

“We've got her, we've got the Dragonborn.”, shouts Eye-Patch-Grandpa.

Erm…what?

I have suddenly a bad feeling in my stomach.

“The Dragonborn?”, repeats Fatass confused. “What the -- who, what?”

“You can’t run away this time Dragonborn!”, declares Eye-Patch-Grandpa and picks up the Stick of Truth!

“He has the Stick of Truth!”, yells Fatass.

King Kyle turns to me.

“How does this guy know you, Dark Magician Empress N.K.?”

I…I can’t answer him…I’m shaking…I feel like throwing up!

“N.K.?”, whispers Tammy worried, and takes one of my cold hands in hers.

“Dark Magician Empress N.K.? Is THAT what you told them your name was? Why didn't you tell them your REAL name – CODENAME: DOVAHKIIN!”

I…I breath heavy…I’m so…so scarred…flashes are before my eyes…flashes of this man…of these man hunting me!

Even Kyle sees now that I’m ready to freak out and takes my other hand in his.

“N.K., what’s wrong?”

I just grip Tammy and Kyle’s hands tight. I can’t speak! I’m so terrified.

“You don't remember, do you?”, asks Eye-Patch-Grandpa. Well, not really. “How we tried to find you?”

“Look, that Stick belongs with the fighters of Zaron!”, makes Stan clear to him. “Give it back!”

“Fighters of Zaron? Boys and girls what's going on here is much more complex than that. This isn't the first time a UFO has crashed on Earth. You see, in 1947 a UFO crashed in Roswell, New Mexico...”

“Oh, god.”, groans Wizard Fatass.

“Oh, brother, spare us.”, begs Stan annoyed.

“Hang on a sec. A UFO crashed in Roswell and a new government agency was created to investigate the paranormal. Our Agency.”

“Can we skip this? Like, hit the skip button or something?”, wonders Cartman.

“Oh, you don't want to skip this.”

“Yes, we do.”

“Whenever aliens are spotted, vampires run amok, our agency is there and we have never lost a fight. That is...until eleven years ago a certain child was born.”

“Yawn yawn yawn.”

“A child who had an unnatural power inside her. I had been ordered by the President to turn her into an even more powerful weapo, than she already was. So we experimented on her and were successful. The ultimate weapon! But thanks to her parents she slipped through our hands.”

“The government wants the N.K. for her farts?”, say’s Kyle in disbelieve.

“That's dumb.”, adds Stan.

“Her farts? No. Her amazing ability to make friends so quickly on any social network. The day she was born she already had 10 million followers on Facebook. Before she was 5 years old she had 3.2 billion friends on Facebook alone. Do you have any idea the power that kind of gift yields in today's world? It's time to come with us, Dovahkiin. Time to stop resisting and use your gifts for your country.”

“Is he really still talking?”, asks Cartman done with everything.

“Are we really so different, you and I, Dovahkiin?”

“…What about my Magical Girl form?”, I finally found my voice again and…I remember…slowly but surely… ”Is this the result of the experiments you did on me?”

“Ah yes, they are. We wanted you to have extra powers to protect you from any kind of harm. Your social media powers are too valuable to be lost by your early death, so we genetically modified you. It was a success, but instand of using it for your country, you use them to get away from us. You have to do what the government tells you, just like me. We're all just pawns in their game. I'll admit you are fascinating, you have more power than any child I've ever come across. And yet all you seem to really care about... is this.”

Eye-Patch-Grandpa holds the Stick of Truth high above his head.

“It must be very important. What does it do?”

Cartman rolls his eyes.

“Whoever controls the Stick controls the universe, dumbass.”

“Yeah, stupid.”, adds Stan.

“Controls the... but then... I wouldn't have to do what I was told anymore. I could.”, laughs Eye-Patch-Grandpa. “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HAAA! I control the universe! Get back. BACK I SAY! ALL OF YOU! I can do anything. ANYTHING I WANT! AHAHAHA!”

Oh my god, he get’s naked!

I throw up a bit in my mouth.

“I no longer need YOU, Dovahkiin... I control the UNIVERSE!”

He runs away and we after him.

Clueless he waves the Stick of Truth around.

“Er ... damn thing! How does it work? Show me how it works!”, Eye-Patch-Grandpa demands.

“Yeah, right.”, scoffs Stan.

“Dovahkiin, why should we be on opposite sides? Join me, Dovahkiin. Rule by my side. Rule... and you can have THIS all to yourself, FOREVER.”, he tries to butter me up. “I can offer you all! Just get me safely out of here, you can rule with this once again.”

“After all you did to me and my family? Hunting us down from one end of the USA to the another?”, I scream and point at him. “You think I would rule with you?! News flash asshole, you can suck my dick and I will stay with my friends!”

All my friends let out agreeing sounds.

Suddenly Princess Kenny steps forward.

Huh?

“Dude, where're you going?”, asks Kyle what we all think.

Princess Kenny just calmly walks up to Eye-Patch-Grandpa and…takes the Stick of Truth from him?!

She lets out an evil laugh.

We all gasp shocked.

“Princess Kenny!”, shouts Wizard Fatass.

“Top Ten most shocking anime betrayals of all time!”, I can’t help but say this.

I’m just…what?

Why?

“At least one of you has some sense.”, says Eye-Patch-Grandpa smugly.

“You'd sell us all out?”, ask King Kyle in a rhetorical fashion.

“But why, Princess Kenny?”, wants Stan to know, like we all.

Suddenly motherfucking Morgan Freeman appears and explains: “Because Princess Kenny was born a half-orc whose entire village was wiped out by humans and elves. You see when humans and elves lived together in the forests of Hollow Falls, an elven queen fell in love with the orc known as Dandar - the first one to possess the Stick of Truth. They loved in secret and had a child, a beautiful little girl, a girl who watched as everyone she loved was killed in cold blood. And that is why she waited... and plotted... all this time. To take the Stick from you. For Princess Kenny is the true heir to the Stick of Truth.”

“Wow, that's pretty cool.”, admins Cartman.

“Just one thing, Morgan Freeman.”, turns King Kyle to the famous actor. “How come every time something convoluted needs explaining you show up?”

“Because every time I show up and explain something, I earn a freckle.”

And there is the freckle he talked about.

Princess Kenny looks at me and holds a hand out.

“Beautiful N.K., join me. We will rule together over Zaron and Larnion as it should be. As powerful queens! Be my wife!”

All gasp, while my mouth meets the floor and I blush crimson red.

If this is not a declaration of love, then I don’t know what else could be.

“H-Hold on!”, intercedes King Kyle and stands before me. He goes down on one knee, taking my hand. “Don’t listen to Princess Kenny! Stay with us! Stay with me! I actually wanted to ask you this in private but…please would you give me your hand in marriage? I know you are already Empress, but nothing would honor me more than be your husband.”

Even more shocked gasps and I turn so red it needs a new name.

“Damn girl, two proposes in one day, you are a legend.”, whisper-shouts Tammy at me with a proud smile.

I send her a look, before I look from Kyle to Kenny and back from Kenny to Kyle.

Oh dammit, what should I do?

They both made clear they want me!

…There is only one way.

I take my hand back from Kyle and step closer to Tammy.

I shake my head.

“I can’t be neither be your queen Kenny or your wife Kyle.”, I begin and look at the floor. Tammy wraps an arm around my shoulders. “And…not why because I don’t like you…the true is…I like you both equally and that’s not fair to either of you…”

After my confession it’s still for a few seconds before Fatass has to say what he thinks: “Thirsty hoe.”

I just look and point at him.

“You got me there.”

Princess Kenny sends me a sad look but doesn’t use the Stick of Truth to command that I shall be on her side. She just turns and runs away from us.

“Princess Kenny, come back here!”, shouts Fatass after her.

We all run after her and Eye-Patch-Grandpa. We conor them on a high platform.

This feels like the true final boss fight.

“Give us the Stick, Princess Kenny. You don't want to go down like this, brah.”, warns Wizard Fatass her.

Our traitor’s Princess just mumbled something we don’t understand and I shit you not we all see an anime opening starring her.

Okay, first Leo with his anime dude power, and now this?!

Where can I learn this shit?

More time to think I don’t have since we all need to kick Princess Kenny’s ass.

Together we beat her easily.

“It's all over, Princess Kenny. The thirsty hoe is too powerful for you.”

“I swerve to god Cartman, you may be right, but stop it, or I kick you in the balls!”

But Princess Kenny is not done with us. Even Stan and Kyle begging her not to do it doesn’t stop her to drink the alien goo turning her into…

“Aaagh! Nazi zombie Princess Kenny!”, screams Fatass.

“Fuck!”, adds King Kyle.

With an angry shout, the Princess storms us.

I don’t know how long we fight.

We kill her, only for her to come back again!

It doesn’t stop!

“She doesn't stay dead! We can't beat her!”, cries Stan.

“Dude, we're fucked! There's no way!”, agrees King Kyle with him.

“There is one way. We're gonna have to break the Gentlemen's Code.”, tells Cartman.

….Oh hell no! I will not do this! Forget it!

Before anyone can do or say something I step forward.

“N.K?”, calls questionly Tammy.

“Let me handle this…there is another way…”

“Oh really and what one Douchebag?!”

“THIS!”, I shout.

I let the energy flow through my whole being transforming me in my Magical Girl form. This time even with music and end pose!

I flick one of my long pink pigtails, pointing at Princess Kenny, while the others, besides Tammy, are in awe.

“Let’s see who is the better anime princess, my lady!”

We both face off against each other.

My golden light attacks hit her strong and fast. They are the perfect weapon against her Nazi-Zombieness.

Again she falls, but before she can revive herself again, I call for my Magical Girl Wand.

It’s actually the Katana I could finally buy from Jimbo, but in my hands, it transforms into a sword-like wand.

“Holy Light Sword Cut Healing Session!”, I shout my attack.

 It hits Princess Kenny!

All geta swarmed over in a brilliant white light. The light heals all the Nazi Zombies and restores all that is broken/destroyed.

Who needs Miraculous Ladybug?

I can with my wand attack and heal in one!

As the sun raises above South Park all is good again….

I’m detransformed, back in my Neo Queen Serenity Cosplay, and hold into Tammy’s arm.

I’m tired and outpowered by this whole fucking night we have lived.

We are with Cartman, Ranger Stan, and King Kyle at Stark Ponds.

The sun’s rays reflected beautifully on the water’s surface.

“You guys sure about this?”, asks us, Kyle.

“There's no other way.”, tells him Cartman.

“It drove our friend to madness and nearly killed us all.”, reminds us, Stan.

I sign.

“Do it Grand Wizard let this be the end of the Stick of Truth.”

I’m surprised Fatass listens to me, he really doesn’t can’t argue with me over that, now can he, and throws the Stick of Truth into the deeps of Stark Ponds.

To be never seen and used again.

This is for the best.

We stand in silence for a few seconds till Cartman asks: “So what do you guys wanna play now?”

“How about Dinosaur Hunters?”, suggests Stan.

“Or Pharaohs and Mummies!”, is Kyle’s idea.

“Let's ask Douchebag!”, surprisingly Cartman says. “What do you wanna play next, bitch?”

Tammy and I stare at them, then at each other, and then back to them.

“…..I think I will go to bed. I’m tired as fuck. Wanna sleepover Tammy?”

“Yes, thank you. Let’s take a bath before we go to bed. I need to wash away this fucking night.”

I nod in agreement and we girls turn to walk away.

With my back to them, I wave at the three boys.

“Bye Kyle and Stan and screw you Cartman!”

I can hear how Cartman says: “Wow. What a dick.”

“To you not to us.”

“Yeah, the Empress likes me and has admitted to having a crush on the king.”

“Screw you guys, I’m going home!”

We, girls, look at each other and shake our heads.

Boys!

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The long range expert that is as silent as she is deadly finds herself in a conspiracy that threatens to bring the city of Tokyo to its knees. You're an up and coming runner, hired to protect a rocker from her former manager. The pay is good, but be careful, chummer. Sometimes the darkest secrets hide in the spotlight. Operation Complex Prophet. Hunted by Renraku for a crime you didn't commit, it'll take luck, wit and good old grit for you and your team to survive long enough to clear your names. Random Access Memories. It's been one year since Monika passed away. A mysterious package has arrived at the Safehouse, a "Sim-Sense Unit Prototype," with the ability to transport you into a computer simulation. But what's the simulation, and who's running it? Shadowrun Stealth Mechanics. Short tutorial scenario about built-in stealth mechanics in the Shadowrun Returns trilogy. Invaluable knowledge to UGC developers. Shadowrun Unlimited. Shadowrun Unlimited is designed to be more than a simple campaign; it's the world of Shadowrun. Sandbox style gameplay with replayable Runs, assigned randomly by fixers from their "pool" of runs. Steam Dropbox Nexus. Turf Wars. Praeyach, Thailand. A city of depravity, a harbor for the pirates and ill-mannered criminals of the South China Sea. Proof that there is such a place where the leaders of the world will turn a blind eye to justice for profit. The balance is upset with a new arrival, fresh off the plane from Hong Kong. Zombie Nightmare! Hoi chummer, you look like you wanna blast off Slot up this BTL and enjoy some ghoul-slaying fun! Now with even more exclamation points! Crime Mall, The. Geeked - Portraits and Props. Telling you everything in it would fill this page to the brink. A small selection of extra stairways and doors that match the tenement tileset, for use in your own UGC. Dragonfall version. Mystery Market. Primarily used to create characters but also adds a lively environment for a bit of roleplay. The greatest feature in this UGC is having all the necessities to make your character such as nuyen, karma, equipment. Not only do you have access to equipment from the Berlin and Seattle source, but also equipment that wasn't available to the player from the DF campaign. Skillwires, Activesofts, and Linguasofts. Basic, Alphaware, Betaware, Deltaware grades. Also included are special Comsumables: Activesofts and Linguasofts. Activesofts add to Physical Skills for a number of combat turns while Linguasofts grant an Etiquette appropriate to the Linguasoft description. Way of the Gun Adept. The purpose of this mod is to add some more flavor to the Physical Adept archetype, and to hopefully get more from putting points into it. Most of this mod focuses on adding powers that boost Ranged Combat, but there are also several changes that will benefit any build. Powerful foes plot to take down Seattle's newest nightclub. Will you do the job cleanly, or go looking for trouble? Brothers to the End. A prequel to the Sega Genesis Shadowrun saga, following Michael and Stark as they race unknowingly towards the massacre that kicks off the Genesis story. The Sarpan Corporation sends a team of elite security agents on an operation which turns into something more than a simple retrieval. Nightmare Harvest. The Shambles is a slum with a secret. A secret the local Yakuza and Comanche Mafia are willing to go to war for. A secret that a lone Shadowrunner who's just trying to lay low and nurse a hangover will unwittingly uncover. The Price of Conviction. Play as Coyote pursuing her vendetta against the BTL industry. This module is assuming that her vengeance path was taken and that Gino's life was lost. Plays in Dragonfall Director's Edition without modification. The Shadows of the Salish Shidhe. This mod presents travel between locations, natural locations, tribal politics, and shamanic traditions, in a way not touched on much in other mods. A Stitch in Time. Runs unmodified in Dragonfall Director's Edition. More Stair and Door Props most for the tenements set to use in you Returns maps. Feel free to use them however you want, but a little credit would be nice. Shadowrun Fifth Edition Profiles v1. Street Samurai Catalog.