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Kageyama: What is your biggest fear?

Hinata: Hmm...I don’t know. How about you?

Kageyama: Sure, I can be yours if you want me to.

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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Suga: Okay.

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Ushijima: I’ve organized my mail into three categories.

Ushijima: “From Oikawa.”

Ushijima: “Death threats.”

Ushijima: And “Death threats from Oikawa.”

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Osamu: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Atsumu: I was in the will?

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Matsukawa: I’m in love with you.

Hanamaki: We called off the prank war last night at 12, remember?

Matsukawa: I know.

Hanamaki: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Iwaizumi: Your hair looks good today.

Oikawa: My hair looks good every day.

Iwaizumi: You know, you make it very hard to flirt with you.

Oikawa: You make me very hard.

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa: That’s how you flirt.

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Daichi: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Suga: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Daichi:

Daichi: ...You mean ring bearER, right?

Suga:

Daichi: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to Kageyama’s wedding.

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Kuroo: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went...OK.

Terushima: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Kuroo: Actually, oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Terushima: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Kuroo: Looks like someone’s a HO.

Terushima: NaBrO.

Daichi: I’m so done with you two.

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Oikawa: hey baby I got something to show you

Iwaizumi: You hit “send” on that picture of Mike Wazowski and I hit “end” on our relationship

Oikawa: I don’t have anything to show you

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Oikawa: Iwa-chan is my bf

Yahaba: Boyfriend or best friend?

Oikawa: Yes

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Akaashi: What are your strengths?

Terushima: I fall in love easily.

Akaashi: Um, okay... What are your weaknesses?

Terushima: Those beautiful brown eyes of yours.

Akaashi:

Akaashi: ...My eyes are fucking teal——

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Oikawa: My name is Oikawa Tooru, and I speak for the team.

Oikawa: The team says, “Fuck you, Ushiwaka!”

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Yahaba: What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?

Yahaba: “Where did my van gogh”!

Shirabu: The correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff,” you uncultured swine.

Yahaba: Fuck goff.

Ennoshita: Well, actually, both of you are wrong. Vincent Van Gogh was Dutch, so his name is actually pronounced “Van KHOCK.”

Ennoshita: So suck my gogh.

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Hanamaki: Guys, let’s play spin the bottle.

Oikawa: Okay, I’ll go first.

Oikawa: Oh, looks like I have to kiss Iwa-chan! Hahaha!

Matsukawa: You have to spin the bottle first——

Oikawa: Wow, guys, I can’t believe you’re making me do this!

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Sugawara: You know, it sure is muggy outside.

Daichi: Suga, if I find that all the mugs are on the lawn, I’m leaving you.

Sugawara: *slowly sips coffee from bowl*

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Semi: Whatever you’re thinking of right now, stop.

Tendou: Why?

Semi: You always make that face when you’re about to say something stupid to piss me off , so cut it out——

Tendou: I love you.

Semi:

Tendou:

Tendou: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.

Semi: I fucking knew it.

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Hinata: We can’t go in there. It says “18+,” and there’s only two of us, Kageyama.

Kageyama: You’re such a dumbass, Hinata.

Kageyama: We’ll just invite more people.

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