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That’s what should have happened...
Lmaoooooo
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you can only repost this now
tony stark: alive
steve rogers: alive
thor odinson: alive
natasha romanoff: alive
bruce banner: alive
clint barton: alive
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Natasha: I spy something beginning with ‘s’
Clint: A snake?
Peter: Sunglasses?
Scott: Sam?
Natasha: *Looks at Steve and Bucky eyeing each other from the other side of the table*
Natasha: sexual tension.
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Wanda: Hey Tony do you have a minute?
Tony: Yeah kid, what’s up?
Wanda: I am having problems with Vision. He is too oppressive and he won’t let me have my privacy.
Tony: Have you tried turning him off and then on again?
Wanda: Seriously?! I am going to ask Steve since you can’t take this seriously
Tony: I am sorry. Oh and if you see Vision tell him Clint is having problems with his WiFi again!
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Steve: To be friends we have to know something personal about eachother
Natasha: like what?
Steve: Like silly secrets
Tony: this sounds like a 6 years old girl’s party
Bucky: I think it’s a great idea Steve
Banner: Alright let’s begin. Once I smuggled whiskey at the airport
Tony: Brucey! I didn’t think you had that in you
Loki: I used father’s bathroom when I was king in his place. Never again.
Bucky: Steve and I once made out in his mum’s closet.
Silence...
Peter: Sometimes i drink milk directly from the carton.
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APRIL 4 2019
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
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Tony and Clint asking Peter to go to the supermarket
Tony: Hey kid, how about you go on a supply run for us?
Peter: Yeah sure hand me the list
Milk
Bread
Pie
Cake
Candys
Beer
Beetroot (Steve was very insistent on this one)
Basil
Beer
Pasta
Beer
Peter: Ehm Tony? Beer is written thrice
Tony: So?
Steve: The kid is underage Tony, he can’t buy beer
Tony: Relax capsicle, I made him fake IDs
Later...
Peter: I am back!
Tony: Good, did you get the beer?
Peter: Nope
Clint: What why?
Peter: I didn’t have ID!
Tony: Bullshit you have tons of IDs
Peter: Yeah but they’re fake
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During history class:
Professor: So, Can anybody tell me what happend to the nazi after World War II?
Me: Well... Hitler killed himself...
Professor: Very well, then?
Me: Well after he died, a group of nazi necromancers made it their life purpose to bring him back to life and they only succeeded in the beginning of the 21st century when they found one of their leader’s descendants. Luckily Dean and Sam where there and Dean killed Hitler.
Professor: [aghast] You need a psychologist
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Sam dressed as a priest? Hell I’d go to church everyday
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Reminds me of “incredibles”, but with Loki is waaaay better.
Arguing with Loki Odinson
Loki: y/n?
Y/n: Yeah?
Loki: Where is my set of daggers?
Y/n: Your what?
Loki: WHERE.IS.MY.SET.OF.DAGGERS?
Y/n: Oh, I… uh put it away.
Loki: WHERE?
Y/n: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
Loki: BECAUSE I NEED IT TO HELP THE AVENGERS!
Y/n: UH UH. DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF DOING NO-DARING-SHIT. WE’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS!
Loki: EARTH IS IN DANGER!
Y/n: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!
Loki: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY DAGGERS ARE WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Y/n: Greater good? I am your WIFE. I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!
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Quoting SPN to get what you want
Father: What would you like for your birthday?
Me: A trip to Vegas
Father: We already discussed that, I think I made myself pretty clear by saying no for the 15th time this past 3 days...
Me: Whatever you do, you will always end up here. No matter what choices you make, what details you alter, we will always end up, here.
Father: Stop quoting Lucifer!
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Normal mothers vs. mothers on supernatural
Normal kid: Mom, you’ve got to stop making me wear those ugly sweaters every time I go out!
SPN kid: Mom, you’ve got to stop drowning me in holy water every time I go out!
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SPN S5 E2
Castiel: I'm going to find God.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes. He's not in Heaven; He has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear He's on a tortilla.
Castiel: [confused] No, He's not on any flatbread.
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