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wolfstarisreal394 · 1 year

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My OCs in a nutshell

Ship Dynamic: I'm not convinced these two are capable of a healthy relationship with anyone, so they might as well have an unhealthy relationship with each other.

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wolfstarisreal394 · 1 year

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"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

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wolfstarisreal394 · 1 year

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Bleach characters! You have just learned that Kyoraku and Ukitake are dating! What is your reaction?

As requested by missingkitsune. :) And also anon, anon, anon, and anon. ;)

Wow! At five requests this is a highly sought-after list! Already we’ve seen Bleach characters react to the dating habits of too many characters for me to list here, but it includes Kenpachi & Unohana, Yoruichi & Byakuya, Ulquiorra & Orihime, Ukitake & Unoahana, and Byakuya & Renji. Now it’s time for word to spread that Kyoraku and Ukitake really are a couple after all, as many have long suspected. What do you think about this news, Bleach characters?

Unohana: Dating? Don’t be silly. I’m fairly certain they’ve been married for a while now.

Ukitake: Unohana, shhhh! Our announcement, our timing!

Kyoraku: Dude. You just shushed Unohana. That’s hot.

Unohana: And also foolish.

Hitsugaya: I WILL NOT BE THEIR CHILD! THEY ARE NOT MY TWO DADS!

Matsumoto: Um, captain? Nobody is saying that.

Hitsugaya: I KNOW UKITAKE IS GOING TO TRY TO ADOPT ME!

Ukitake: …

Ukitake: Shunsui?

Kyoraku: No. No adopting the other captains.

Ukitake: Awww….

Byakuya: As a…teenager, I did often think of those two as my two gay uncles. My two embarrassing gay uncles. Out to ruin my life.

Ukitake: Embarrassing?! We never meant to embarrass you, Byakuya-kun!

Kyoraku: Maybe YOU didn’t.

Rukia: It’s good that Ukitake will have somebody to take care of him!

Renji: Captain Kyoraku will probably give him sake. As medicine. And as a sleep aid. And as breakfast.

Rukia: …

Rukia: <<sighs>> I’d better keep tabs on them.

Nanao: Wow. I guess I’ve been REALLY misreading things.

Kyoraku: No, Nanao-chan! You are very precious to me!

Ukitake: It’s true! He talks about you a lot.

Ukitake: While in bed.

Ukitake: With me.

Kenpachi: Territorial Ukitake? Interesting.

Shinji: You know, I THOUGHT there was some sexual tension between those two, even back in the day.

Rose: They did seem to have a very deep bond.

Kensei: They each spent a lot of time looking at the other.

Love: Yeah. It was all pretty gay.

Starrk: Those two together? Yeah. Called it.

Lilinette: You did not!

Starrk: I called it in my head. They were all over each other in that fight.

Orihime: This may be the cutest thing I’ve ever heard of!!!

Chad: I know, right? I’m glad that the two of them found happiness together.

Ichigo: You are all forgetting that we’re talking about two really old men hooking up.

Ishida: Eh. “Old” in shinigami terms doesn’t seem to mean so much.

Matsumoto: Yeah. They both still look fine.

Soi Fon: Old…dear friends who finally find love together…in a gay way….

Soi Fon: MY FEELS!!!!

Urahara: Uh, you gonna comment on that, Yoruichi?

Yoruichi: Comment on what?

Yamamoto: <<tearfully>> My dear students, together at last!

Sasakibe: Told you it would happen, sir.

Sasakibe: They just took their sweet, sweet time.

Kyoraku: Says the guy who didn’t use his bankai, like, ever.

Sasakibe: …

Sasakibe: I didn’t say taking your time was a BAD thing!

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wolfstarisreal394 · 2 years

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-”So… I reckon what makes Ed happy… is… you”.

-”You make Stede happy”.

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wolfstarisreal394 · 2 years

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random bitter aspiring authors on "writing advice" blogs: Don't make your main characters super special mary sues. don't make them better than other people or more interesting. your main characters should be boring average guys with the personalities of wood pulp

the Epic of Gilgamesh: Gilgamesh was objectively the best man ever. He was the hottest, sexiest, most gorgeous hunk of pure manly awesomeness that ever lived and he used a sword that weighed 120 pounds.

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wolfstarisreal394 · 3 years

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I think my favorite translation-related detail in the Witcher saga that separates the original Polish version from English lies in Geralt’s horse(s), Roach

He names all of his horses “Roach,” which in English, is a very grim-sounding name. It immediately stirs the thought of a cockroach, and it sort of fits the grimy dark fantasy aesthetic that the series has going for it, as well as Geralt’s personality as someone who likes to keep things simple and uncomplicated. He gives the name to every horse he owns, further adding to that.

Meanwhile, in the original Polish version, his horse’s name is Płotka, which to my understanding is a diminutive form of płoć, which is a type of fish, known as a common roach in English, which is actually a pretty small and common fish. It being a diminutive form, it’s also basically saying “Roachie” instead of “Roach,” so all things considered, it’s meant to be a tiny, adorable, cutesy name, but that gets completely lost in the translation. It’s like naming your horse “Guppy” or something.

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wolfstarisreal394 · 3 years

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Sirius: do you think that Vampires eat leeches like we eat popcorn?

Remus: Sirius it's 3am and I would usually tell you to shut up but what the fuck did you just say again?

#remus lupin #remus x sirius #sirius black #wolfstar #the marauders #hp marauders #harry potter marauders #marauders era #marauders map #mwpp #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #moony x padfoot #moony #padfoot #it's 3am #3am thoughts #sirius drama queen black #hp imagine #marauders imagine

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wolfstarisreal394 · 4 years

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The "Good Omens" book will always mean something really special to me, it will have a huge part in my heart because of it's perfect narrative, loveable characters and wonderful story. Aziraphale and Crowley, two made enemies that became friends (even more than that I'll say) made us fall in love with this story like they fell in love with the humanity and each other.

Charactets that are so unique and amazing that you just have to love them, story that will make you act like your 12 year old self that just has to finish reading a great book even if it meant reading it under the covers of your bed at 2am, irreplaceable humor are just little bits that are making Good Omens this great. I don't remember when was the last time a book made me feel like this. The charm of our main characters and their perfect way of understanding each other, their desperate wish to save the Earth from it's damnation and everything in between made me love it even more. This work of art is just leaving me speechless on so many levels and yet I have so much to say that I can't begin to elaborate even a small bits without taking all the time of this world.

I have a need to thank three people: sir Terry Pratchett who is unfortunately no longer in this world for writing great parts of this book and without whom we wouldn't have this book in the first place

Neil Gaiman who wrote a short story that became this masterpiece with Terry's help, without whom Michael Sheen and David Tennant maybe would never be on screen together (that would be a shame)

And one of my best friends who introduced this book to me.

Sincerely, a big fan J

@neil-gaiman

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wolfstarisreal394 · 4 years

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David Tennant and Michael Sheen at the BAFTA 2020 presenting the award for Best Mini Serie. They did it Staged style 😍

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wolfstarisreal394 · 4 years

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I am a trans person who was deeply touched by Good Omens in a way no other book or literature has. It saved my life when I was suicidal. Part of my transition includes adding names I want to be called. To show my love of literature as part of my new chosen name, I would love to use Aziraphale. His character impacted me more than any other. But since his name is so distinctive, I felt I needed to ask your permission before I formally added it to my other chosen names. May I please use it?

Of course! You don’t have to ask, but I’m so glad it helped. And I wish Terry was around to learn that we’ve helped name someone.

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wolfstarisreal394 · 4 years

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AGAIN I DON’T KNOW IF WE’VE EVER TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

LOOK AT THEM. ONCE SIRIUS IS UP AND HE GRABS REMUS HE’S ABOUT TO KISS HIM AND THEN REMUS IS LIKE ‘SHIT NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN’ AND THEN HE JUST HUGS HIM AND DCJNDJSHVAKSVKH

MY HEART IS HURTING.

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wolfstarisreal394 · 4 years

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Professor: Mister Black, will you tell me about the consequences of werewolf's bite please?

Sirius: well I've got a pretty dark hickey from one and I'm still okay.

Professor: detention Mr. Black.

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wolfstarisreal394 · 4 years

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So imagine if Sirius never went to Azkaban but Remus still taught DADA and then that ONE class (the Snape being asshole one yes) was taught by Sirius.

Student: but sir I didn't ask about the type of chocolate they like, I asked how dangerous they were.