"Don't memorize this. You will never have to memorize this. We will always give it to you." (Chem Professor (A Real One)) (In reference to the Periodic Table (Literally life changing and saving thank you)
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"Is a bird a mammal?"
-College student
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this quote from ovid’s telling of orpheus turning back to look at eurydice makes me crumble
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes [2]
Lilia: *patting Yuu/Mc on the back* "I'm sure your parents would be very proud of you Yuu/Mc!"
Yuu/Mc: "I actually don't have parents...."
Lilia:
Yuu/Mc:
Lilia: "Your father is very proud of you!"
Yuu/Mc: *confused* "Lilia, I just told you I don't have parents-"
Lilia: "how do you feel about moving into Diasomnia with me and your brother?"
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gentle reminder you can rise up from everything. you can recreate yourself. nothing is permanent. you are not stuck. you have choices. you can think new thoughts. you can learn something new. you can create new habits. all that matters is that you decide today and never look back.
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I haven't done these in a while so...
At A Staff Meeting...
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Divus Crewel: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.
Mozus Trein: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…
Dire Crowley: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!
When Grim Goes To The ADeuce Duo For Help...
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Grim: Yuu's mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Deuce Spade: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?
Grim: …yes?
Ace Trappola: That's probably it.
This Is What Happens When You Marry the Cater Diamond...
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Cater Diamond: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Y/N - Reader: Yes?
Cater Diamond: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Y/N - Reader: ...
Cater Diamond: It's gonna be a fun week!
Y/N - Reader: I'm going to Trey's house.
Cater Diamond: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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"That's a lesson in 'don't prepare for lecture at 10pm'" (Chem Professor) (Referring to inaccurate sig figs)
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As a child, I was always searching for the meaning of it all, the big Why; and my father always said that there is no one big purpose but I had the most ripe orange today and kissed my cat goodnight, I think that's enough purpose for a day.
-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned
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If you see beauty in something, don't wait for others to agree.
Sherihan Gamal
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*Cater scrolling through social media during a pop music club meeting and sees a post that catches his eye and shows lilia*
Cater: Look! Malleus is treading all over Magicam!*shows Lilia the aticle and picture* "Heir To Briar Valley Caught Making Out With Unknown Night Raven student (Yuu)." Malleus' and Yuu's relationship just got exposed...
Lilia: Sometimes, that's how it goes.
Kalim: Sebek's gonna find out any minute...
*insert very loud incoherent screaming here that can be heard throughout the whole school here*
Lilia: ... I'm sure he already knows.
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