Tommy, drunk and texting Billy: Billy! I’m being kidnapped, I don’t know where I am or where they’re taking me, please find me!
Billy, checking his phone and turning around in the drivers seat: It’s me, you idiot. I’m taking you home.
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Kate: truth or dare
America: truth
Kate: how many hours have you slept today
America: fuck- uhm. dare.
Kate: go to sleep.
America: i don't like this game
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Loki: Have you ever had somebody attack you for no reason?
Billy: You literally tried to kill me.
Loki: Billy, I didn’t kill you two times. Right now, it makes three times I’m not killing you. I mean, we’re practically best friends, why are you holding a grudge over one little incident?
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Carol(to the Young Avengers): Alright, listen up, you little shits!
Carol: - Not you, Kamala. You’re an angel, and we’re glad you’re here.
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Sorcerer: [defending the party] Fighter hasn’t done anything. Monk hasn’t done anything. Neither has Druid. All Ranger is guilty of is bad taste. Bard… Well, they've done a lot of things, but that’s not a crime.
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Kate: I’m looking after Nate.
Yelena: Where is he?
Kate: I didn’t say I was doing a good job.
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Y/n in line at a coffee shop: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, 7 espresso shots please.
Shuri behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
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saw Iman and Alaqua together and manifesting maya, kamala, yelena and kate meet for the first time
kate: kamala, meet maya and yelena. she threw a knife to my face and she threw me off a building.
kamala: whats with you and murderous women.
maya: (*signing)i did not try to kill her. she broke into my apartment
Yelena: i was just removing an obstacle! we talked about this, kate bishop!
kamala: you sure they are perfect candidates? should i worry about my life?
kate: its okay! it happened once! okay twice! you guys are so dramatic. I MEAN THEY ARE BOTH VERY CAPABLE
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Karai: Am I the only straight person in this clan?!
Shinigami: I’ve seen the way you look at me. You’re not that straight.
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(original tweet from here)
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Young Avengers Meeting
Kate: I can't believe you built your own Iron Man suit.
Riri: Pretty awesome, I know. Although I came across a technical difficulty that I just can't seem to solve. Points to complex equation on the whiteboard
Peter, completely sleep deprived: Walks by, looks at the equation, solves it, leaves.
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Kate Bishop: We need a plan.
America Chavez: Punch everyone.
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Carol(disciplining the Young Avengers):...Now what you guys need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now! I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night!
Kamala(whispering): We can't keep them past four.
Carol: - I will keep you here until four!
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Young Avengers
Kate : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Everyone: Awwww-
Kate : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
Everyone: Oh.
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Kate, at an Avengers Christmas: Hey, you already met my parents, can I meet yours?
Peter: nuh uh.
Kate: Oh, why, why not?
Peter: They aren't here.
Kate: Oh they're late?
Peter: They aren't here, and they won't be, and if they will then we've got a problem because it's a zombie outbreak.
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Stephen: *standing outside the bathroom door* America, we have to go! Come out!
America: I'm a lesbian!
Stephen: Not what I meant, but I support you!
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