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raileurta · 2 months

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Miguel has a gen z style sense of humor and is low-key freaking everyone out.

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Miguel watching a potato chip spinning: *hysterically laughing*

Miles: He's been watching that for 20 minutes now.

Gwen: Should we call a doctor????

Hobie: I think mate has finally lost it.

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*arguing about whether you should put milk or cereal first*

Gwen: IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL TO PUT MILK FIRST IN MY UNIVERSE!!

Miles: WELL YOUR UNIVERSE IS WRONG!

Miguel: I use bleach. *Deadpan*

Walks away casually.

Gwen: ......

Miles: ......

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Miguel: Peter did you get me one of those turkey sandwiches from the cafeteria?

Peter: They were fresh out, sorry big guy.

Miguel: *sigh* This is my thirteen reason.

Peter: Your what?

Miguel: Lyla open window "do a flip" I'm killing myself.

Peter: WAIT MIG-!!!

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#miguel o'hara #peter b parker #gwen stacy #spiderman atsv #atsv #hobie brown #crack?#miles morales #gen z humor #gen z

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madsrandomfandomfixations · 14 days

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You know what I would have wanted to see in civil war in the fight between Peter and Steve. Peter quoting Steve's PSAs to him just to fuck with him and throw him off.

Peter:(after stealing Steve's shield)

Peter:(poses like captain America)

Peter:(in an imitation of steves voice) so... you became a wanted fugitive.

Steve: (goes still and pales)

Peter:You screwed up.

Peter: You know what you did was wrong.

Peter:The question is, how are you gonna make things right?

Peter: Maybe you were trying to be cool.

Peter:But take it from a guy who's been suffering through your PSAs... the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules.

Steve: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE?!?!

Steve: THEY STILL PLAY THOSE?!?!

The other avengers:( laughing)The what?!?

Peter: oh you know...the rappin with cap PSAs

Peter:....yeah they still make us sit through those

Peter: the most grueling torture I have ever experienced

Peter: congrats not only are you a fugitive but also Gen z's most dispised avenger

Peter: yeah....you traumatized a whole generation

Sam:Oh, we are never letting you live this down

#peter parker #spider man #steve rogers #captain america #civil war #peter parker is a gen z kid #Captain America PSAs #sam wilson #falcon

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suckmybigtoeoikawa · 11 months

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The Way That Lovers Do.

(i’m on my period and feeling a bit sad, but i was on tik tok and saw this lovely video of this couple and they looked so in love while sitting at this table ^. it inspired me to get out of my writing slump) sorry if the story is a bit unorganized, i was struggling on what to write.

it was your second date with him. he was a very sweet guy. usually, people say that opposites attract and they do, but really we look for the similarities.

when you two talk to each other it was like gazing into a whole different world. for example, his career was totally different from yours, and the stories that he would tell you about his job would be shocking enough to make your jaw drop. he was so eager to talk while you were intent with listening. you had no problem with this, he even made to effort to listen to you (which is different from your ex’s).

he was a little shy and so we’re you, being that it was your second date with him, it’s expected to feel this way. yet, his nervousness only propelled him to go on nervous rambles and very detailed stories. and like mentioned before, you throughly enjoyed them.

6:45 pm

he pulls up to your house, you swear that time was moving quicker than it usually did. so when you hear the door bell ring, you’re rushing to fit things in your tiny bag, making sure you’ve got everything you needed. ‘gum, phone, lip gloss, perfume, keys, wallet,’ you quickly check off while rushing down the stairs. the sun was setting, leaving a nice warm glow around him when you opened your front door.

“hi.. hello” he repeats nervously as if you didn’t hear him the first time.

“hello” you smile back at him. he stares at you almost as if he’s in a daze, and you stare back reciprocating the same look. he looks very very good. his style is a tad bit different from yours, color wise. you guys both made the effort to dress up on your second date. A complete contrast from your first date where you guys were dressed down (because y’all painted in the park 🤭) .

“uh, you look very very beautiful,” he says as he reaches out for your hand. “thank you, you don’t look so bad yourself,” you smile again, looking him up and down, while giving him your hand. he smiles really hard and mumbles a thank you, while he closes your door.

when you guys reach the car, he opens the door for you like a princess, waving his hand in front in a way how chauffeurs (idek bro😭) do in fairytales. when you get inside you see him quickly walk to the drivers side and you try to reach over the console to open his door as well.

7:20 pm

upon arriving to the restaurant, you both walk in hand in hand. the smell of fresh bread and soft jazz giving you a warm welcome, the lights dimly lit and the evening sun helping light up the restaurant.

“this place is nice,” you say to him. “i’m glad you like it, i took some of my coworkers here a little while ago, it was nice and the food was good,” he replies. “they serve french cuisine here, so i figure that it would be romantic”. you smile at him and you can tell he starts to get nervous. “cause you know, like, France, heh.. Eiffel tower—,” you start to rub your thumb over his hand to calm him a little “i understand,” you laugh.

“so what did you try the last time you were here,” you ask, as you guys get settled in your seats.

“we’ll, this place is very well known for their soufflés, so last time i got the salmon and asparagus soufflé i believe.”

“hmm, i might try that”

9:05 pm

the night is going beautifully. after you both ate you decided to talk for a while. while you tell him about your drama at work, or the latest trend you saw on tick tok, he would be heavily engaged. he would keep deep eye contact with you and would have a through response and/or interesting opinions. Not only that but he was a good listener.

when you first met him, you were a bit thrown off by him. considering that you didn’t know him well enough, it was so easy to come up with assumption about him based on how he looked and what people around him said about him. but after your first date with him, you found yourself a lot more eager to learn about him, and so was he about you.

so when he starts to share his stories about his day, and he shows how he was listening to you by relating his stories to yours, or even brining up similar topics, you find yourself smiling at him (the wine isn’t helping either).

so as the night grew longer, and the conversations became deeper. you found that you guys are much alike. and although you guys are different in many ways, the main thing you have in common is you hope you guys can love each other the way that lovers do.

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Kageyama, suga, asahi, kita (but i feel like he’s a bit more direct), goshiki, Aone, sakusa (i feel he’s a bit more direct too), Aaron T, Aaron Z, (maybe) Robaire, Iida, miguel o’hara (he wouldn’t be stuttering, but he’d be shy, i feel like he’s lowkey corny.. jus a lil bit) peter b. parker, miles (BUT LIKE OF AGE/ NO ALCOHOL!!)

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peter-parker-pictures · 1 year

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TW: Dark humor.(But isn't my whole blog?)

✨Holiday addition✨

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Tony: Are you excited for Christmas?

Peter: Fuck yeah,

Peter: Cause if things keep going the way they are I'm hanging a lot more than Christmas ornaments.

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Tony: Hey underoos, are you prepared for a New Years' kiss?

Peter: Yeah I've got a couple things in mind.

Tony: Things-?

Peter: A train...

Tony: Oh-

Peter: A telephone pole at 90 mph...

Tony: Kid, that's kinda-

Peter: A bus...

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Peter: One more minor inconvenience and Santa won't be the only fat fuck flying off the roof this year.

Tony: Where the fuck do you come up with this stuff-

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderson #ironman #spiderman #gen z humor #dark humour tw #marvel #incorrect peter parker #incorrect quotes #incorrect irondad #dark humor

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idk-bruh-20 · 10 months

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Do you think Peter's ever accidentally saved famous people? Not just like superhero famous but regular celebrities.

Like, a lot of people headcanon that Peter is obsessed with Hamilton, and Broadway is literally in NYC. Do you think Peter's ever been in the middle of a supervillain fight and swung down to rescue someone, and once he'd gotten them to safety been like, Lin Manuel Miranda???????

#peter parker #spider-man #thoughts #john mulaney lives in NYC! how do you think gen z peter would feel about rescuing him???#and all the other celebrities in that area?#what if one night mark fucking hamill was the host of snl #and somehow peter ended up protecting LUKE SKYWALKER HIMSELF from some animal costumed goon?#ned would have a HEART ATTACK #PETER would have a heart attack #just like. the comedic potential of spider-man as the hero of one of THE cultural centers of the country #even better: what if one day instead of him being starstruck- the celebrity he saved gets starstruck by HIM #queueueueue #tony: kid if you wanted to meet harrrison ford you should've just said something. I'll invite him to dinner next time he's in town #peter- remembering very suddenly that his mentor dad is ALSO A CELEBRITY: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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trapezequeen · 3 months

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ZENDAYA Buzzfeed: Puppy Interview If you could live in the universe of one of your shows/movies which would it be?

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superheroes-or-whatever · 1 year

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melina-mellow · 1 year

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I'm sorry, but the idea of the MCU Fantastic Four being time displaced from the 60s makes Peter and Johnny's dynamic a thousand times funnier.

Just the idea of Johnny saying some weird 60s slang and Peter going "????? What the fuck????" is sending me.

Like I feel like Johnny would adapt fairly quickly to the modern age, so I'd imagine he just does that to mess with Pete.

#based on the rumours that the mcu FF are going to be from the 60s #gen z peter and time displaced 60s johnny is comedic gold #johnny storm #peter parker #spideytorch #fantastic four #spiderman #human torch #mcu

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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Tom!Peter: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Andrew!Peter: But are you shuffling? Tom!Peter: Everyday. Tobey!Peter: What language are you two speaking??