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blackprivilege · 3 days
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[ID: Seven of online texts from posts on social medias. Image 1 is a tumblr post by user lake-lady that reads: “I come from a long line of people who should not have had children but did anyway.” Image 2 is a tweet by mona @/ofpromethea that reads: “i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing.” Image 3 is an edited yellow background facebook status post that reads: “I do not have social skills.”
Image 4 is an edited pale blue background facebook status post that reads: “Y’all think i’m hot 🤔 wait til you hear about my attachment issues 😩.” Image 5 is a tweet by @/sliccmic that reads: “im watching the joker and im gonna be honest i have way more reason to act like this than him.” Image 6 is a tweet by kristofer thomas @/itskristofer that reads: “this one time in 3rd grade i was really mad at my mom so i furiously googled “I WANT A BOMB” on her laptop like 900 times because i thought the government would come and arrest her.”
Image 7 is a tweet by Matt. @/MattTheBrand that reads: “i've been really missing my friends lately so naturally i didn't reach out or communicate with them whatsoever.” (End ID).]
Pina Time 😁🫶🏽
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rwby-rambles · 4 years
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Qrow: Well I'll be damned. If it isn't me, feeling extremely anxious because I failed to communicate my feelings once again.
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cupcakes-are-ours · 3 years
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evox: fuck emotional maturity i'm gonna start hissing at people
blaze: S T A R T ??
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overheard-at-takis · 4 years
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Kit: I don’t want to “do things” or “take care of myself” I want to “sit very still” and “eat noodles”
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daebakoff · 5 years
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dentist: let’s take a look at-
chenle: [swallows teeth] no
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dmnsqrl · 4 years
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Posted @withrepost • @mattthebrand yes i've rented it by the hour so hurry . . . . #twitter #tweet #joke #jokes #funny #funnymemes #jokesfordays #twittermemes #twittermeme #haha #lmfao #hahaha #lol #lmao #screenshot #reaction #reactions #twitterquotes #twitterthreads #twitterposts #textpost #textposts #oktweet #funnytextposts #funnyposts #bestmemes #funnytweet #funnytweets #funnytwitter https://www.instagram.com/p/B5MWiPbjDs26H9Jkp4xS8AoMOIFckG5Hh8nb2w0/?igshid=33tvjm56onpg
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adtothebone · 2 years
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Source: https://twitter.com/mattthebrand/status/1204231592283119623?s=21&t=guO8hbvBqSYUhQDsQKaBVA
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heykav · 3 years
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trantwitterfavs · 4 years
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me: ugh i miss my friends so much my friend: hey me:
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) July 25, 2020
via http://twitter.com/MattTheBrand
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hunter-mcmillian · 4 years
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my parents, age 25: we're married with kids and we have a mortgage! me, age 25: after i learn this tiktok dance i shall have some shredded cheese for dinner
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) May 1, 2020
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what happens if the bachelor chooses to love himself
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) March 3, 2020
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the-queen-of-staves · 4 years
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shout-out to all the college students who are home for the holidays thinking "idk i'm just not feeling the christmas spirit this year" you will never feel it again this is adulthood yes it's always this bad
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) December 21, 2019
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gwintaylor · 5 years
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RT @MattTheBrand: venmo me $5 and i will move to your ex's city, match with them on tinder, develop a deep emotional bond with them then disappear without a trace
venmo me $5 and i will move to your ex's city, match with them on tinder, develop a deep emotional bond with them then disappear without a trace
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) October 25, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/__theclique October 25, 2019 at 06:37PM via IFTTT
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dmnsqrl · 4 years
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Posted @withrepost • @mattthebrand inspired by true events https://www.instagram.com/p/B5MWU8kjwULGwPgwB8eEDtMQjeCkNxqgmQuxRQ0/?igshid=cw2li34ggqc
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2shalabhsaxena · 5 years
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what's the worst date you ever went on? one time i met up with a girl at a bar and we went back to her place but she started throwing up and locked herself in the bathroom then the fire alarm went off so we stood outside in the snow until 4am then she ghosted me
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) August 22, 2019
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