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visionsofmagic · 7 months
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past lover, new era [liu kang • headcanon]
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―✹ you're liu kang's past lover.
[mk1!liu kang, fluff, a bit spicy, past lover!reader, gn!reader, new era!reader, short (headcanon) + requested by anon! thank you for the request. ^^ have fun, hope you like it! “Do you write for Liu Kang MK1 version? I’d love to read any kind of headcanon about him that you’d offer if you do!!”
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❦ being a past lover of liu kang comes with benefits and yet prices. there are many moments of love, affection, and passion you share with him but also, the dangerous side of it cannot be ignored; being the god of fire takes lots of attention after all. however, this never stops liu kang from protecting you at any cost without making you notice completely.
❦ since you don't know about being his past lover until he tells the story you had in the era he came from, you just find his focus and special attention on you a bit odd yet exciting at the same time because even after learning the truth, you can swear you will fall for this man in every universe and he will do the same; you're the most special person to him - his one and only.
❦ he will definitely train with you, giving you tips, abilities, and strength you can't imagine another one providing because he's so delicate with you; not hurting and not being so weak around you while training. he knows you're damn well strong - he remembers the times you kicked his ass countless times from where he came.
❦ he will try hard not to show he knows you from his past life but he simply can't control his desires when it comes to you, not when you sit right there and look at his frame with sparkling eyes. he remembers the promises you made - well, the one in his timeline but he bets you're all the same in every timeline - perfect from head to toe, inside to outside, in every aspect he can think.
he has thoughts of holding your hands, saying all the sweet things he couldn't say before, telling all about the truth, and not wanting to lose you once again. however, he can't, no, it's for you, and the timeline's good - for a moment at least until the events go crazy, out of his control.
❦ before telling you the timeline thing, how he is the one who created this era, he will make sure not to appear as a freak whenever he looks at you - watches you in other words 'cause he never is the man who can hold himself from looking at the person he wants to bend the whole timeline into their feet if they want to.
so, it's a bit weird at first times but you two start to get along, you stay beside him more than you do with others, helping him in every way you're able to, joking around him, acting as if he's not a god but only a mere human - like the one he was once, your best friend, and maybe even more.
❦ he will lecture you non-stop, can't help, he has to be sure you're safe and sound and he will always allow you to put your hands on his shoulders, smiling at him and saying everything is okay - is it? - he will think, then, he will forget about it all when he feels your lips on his cheek, a kind of warmness he feels only from you.
being his past lover comes with perks; touching him, kissing him, looking at him anytime you want to. he will try to hide the heat that rushes to his whole body, not the fire he has already, no, something different, something that burns him alive in a way that he wants it happening at a non-stop pace.
you will know your own effects on him, surprisingly, he's weaker and stronger at the same time - beside you.
❦ he will tell you about you to geras. he leaves some facts to only himself tho; how he can't control himself, how he wants to kiss you, hug you, tell to you that you can have him on his knees by simply saying it - how unfortunate he has duties.
he would choose you over the world, he believes, so maybe that's why raiden warned him to be careful while creating a new timeline - he doesn't care after a certain point: you kissing him.
❦ he will freeze for a moment, not comprehending what's happening but then, it will hit him; like a firework explodes in the night sky, all the memories will blow up inside his mind, flowing into his soul and heart.
he will not be able to move an inch but when you break the kiss, he will look into your eyes, seeing his own reflection in them mixed with sparkles and a bit of worry, he will not hold back anymore. he will take you by the waist, the other free hand finding your cheek, he will pull you to his arms, kissing your lips with such passion that you will lose your balance only to find it within him and his warm lips on you, "liu -"
❦ the kiss is the first one for you. for him, it will feel like a memory and yet a new adventure. it's the same - and different. he melts - you make him feel loved again without even knowing it. what a person you are, having him inside your arms long before knowing it.
❦ coming to his senses, he will stop his actions, leaving you dumbfounded for a moment before explaining everything, every detail to you because he can't do this to you - what was he thinking anyway? putting you in the new era's timeline and planning you will not fall for him? or worse, him falling in love with you all over again? how could you feel so same yet different, he can't tell.
❦ he expects you to hit him, reject him, or even leave him and all this behind. contrary to what he thinks, you nod, taking time to comprehend it entirely, and when you're ready to speak with him again, you give him a soft smile and say, "I fall for you every damn time then, huh?"
❦ he will smile too, 'cause you're still his one and only, a bit distinct yes, he doesn't mind - how he can? he doesn't want to waste another time to go nothing without you, all suffer, no, he chooses to be beside you this time and you beside him. what's the worst that could happen when he has you?
❦ after knowing you're aware of the condition you two are in, he will become more daring whenever you two have alone time, away from others and the whole world around you. he will look at you openly, not afraid to show his emotions, the love he has for you. he won't take his eyes from your frame the moment you enter his sight.
❦ he will put kisses on every part of your body that he wishes. will listen to cute little voices you make thanks to him, coming to his ears as the most beautiful melody he has ever heard. will allow you to kiss him back, out of nowhere, or just out of curiosity about how he will react to you. you have a special part in his life, you can do whatever you want to do with him.
❦ he will hug you so many times that you will leave tracking it down; from back when you can't hear him approaching and being surprised - ready to attack but calming down and smiling when you see his glowing eyes up close to your heated face, from front to let your hands find his wide shoulders - he loves to see your pretty face, from the waist when he sits and you stay between his inner thighs.
he will let you hug him in return, finding both peace and passion inside your embrace.
❦ he will go intimate when you want him to, he is a gentleman. will allow you to sit on his lap the moment you need to, hugging you from the back, he will lower your face down so that he can kiss your lips, lose himself in the taste of you. will, surely, touch delicate parts of your body, earning soft, low, and sometimes high moans from your pretty lips. will chuckle when he finds you entertaining, almost too weak around him.
"pretty," he will call you - oh, he will call you with lots of pet names; my love, my one and only, darlin', sweetheart, honey... gentle with you, as always. "you have no idea how pretty you look right now. I can spend my entire life only to look at this face of yours."
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subskz · 3 months
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RIN RIN RIN RIN RINRINRINRINRINRIN I’VE GOT AN IDEA AND IM RUNNING TO U WITH IT
okay so i was on tiktok and i came across this trend: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8CMJbGa/ and it’s just basically these glasses that can record videos up to a minute which i thought was pretty cool
and then those glasses reminded me of the glasses hannie wore here: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8CMDRcq/
i 100% believe that this man is able to nut under a minute so imagine him sending you a video of him jerking off in front of a mirror and using the glasses to record
he’s holding the hem of his hoodie in his mouth, soaking the fabric with his drool, his chest on full display as one hand reaches up to rub at his sensitive nipple
and he’s sitting there on the floor with his legs spread wide open so you can get a good view of his other hand fisting his cock like there’s no tomorrow
seriously, this man is going at sonic speed. he’s stopping occasionally to rub at his tip and then he’s back to beating his meat
he’s gonna be looking at himself in the mirror so you can view him fully when he sends you the vid! 1000% gonna get embarrassed and his cheeks are 1000% gonna flare up
however he might throw his head back a couple of times because it just feels too good so you’ll get a few seconds of him filming the ceiling lmao and once his head is back down his glasses are gonna be a lil crooked so expect the rest of the video to be a lil tilted
despite his hoodie being in his mouth, this man is still gonna be loud as hell (quick! act surprised!) ten seconds in and he’s already dropping it to let out the filthiest noises ever heard by mankind
when he’s close, expect a few shots of the camera pointing downwards at his dick while he starts leaking like a faucet—he might even start slapping it and you can hear his moans become filthier and you can see his thighs snap close (don’t worry he likes showing himself off to you so he’ll open them again in 0.2 seconds)
and when he’s cumming, you probably won’t even see him bc he’ll probably lurch forward so much that his glasses fall BUT if you do see it, i guarantee you he’s probably doing an ahegao face (thinking about this post right here.. https://www.tumblr.com/subskz/728568079429320704/you-talked-about-skz-ahegaos-just-a-little-while)
you probably will only see it for like 2 seconds bc i’m so certain he’s gonna drop the damn glasses LMAO so be prepared to slow down the video to catch it
if you’re lucky, the glasses may fall and face him so you can see the cum spurt all over his hoodie and his hand. if you’re not so lucky, you’ll probably get a cute shot of his toes curling as he orgasms. and if you’re just unlucky, you’ll get a shot of just a wall—but hey, his moans are filthy and loud enough to make up for it
and at the end of the video, you’ll get a cute shot of him picking the glasses back up and a very close video of his cute round eyes and confused furrowed brows as he tries to figure out how to turn it off
and maybe next time, you’ll get a video of him fingering himself and fucking a dildo in and out of his ass (a big pink and sparkly dildo that vibrates ofc)
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my god 😵‍💫 ur mind is a powerful place hehe thank you for bringing this 5 star meal to me i’m eating it all up 🍽
hannie can so cum in under a minute esp when he’s getting off alone, he’s allowed to be as desperate as he wants <3 he goes so fast and hard it’s almost animalistic, there’s nothing getting between him and his pleasure and the only thing occupying his empty lil head is how badly he needs to cum (and maybe he imagines the sound of your voice laughing at him and calling him pathetic for finishing so fast)
the camera accidentally filming the ceiling and the floor bc he’s so busy thrashing his head around is so hannie 😭 he tries his best to hold eye contact in the mirror, and when he looks directly into his own doe eyes reflected back it him while he touches himself it’s the hottest sight you’ve ever seen…but it’s not long before he either gets too shy to look at himself or he’s just way too lost in the pleasure to focus anymore. the way his view flies all over the place from the mirror to the ceiling to his dick is oddly endearing though so you don’t mind, it just shows you how good your baby’s feeling ♡
ofc it’s not hannie jerking off if he doesn’t have his hoodie pulled up between his teeth bc he knows how crazy it makes you (that and, he was probably in too much of a rush to fully take it off) i can definitely see him accidentally dropping it a few times too bc his jaw goes completely slack to let out the filthiest moans, and he looks so cute fumbling w the hem trying to pull it back up and take it into his drooling mouth again. after all, he still wants to show off his pretty body to you, esp the irresistible view of his stomach clenching from his orgasm w his cum splattered all over it <3
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maehemthemisfit · 9 months
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mermaid! scaramouche splashing water in your face with his tail, causing you to become soaked. he would laugh and wave you off, though not before peering through his half-lidded eyes to see your expression. he’s been the most interesting mer-person by far.
he says he doesn’t like to sing but does it so well. he hates eating fish but knows a lot about which one is better for grilling. he says human treasure is worthless, yet he always finds himself being drawn to inazuman clothes and accessories washed ashore. he says he doesn’t get sunburnt but demands that you set up an umbrella for him.
truly the most annoying of his kind, but he owns it.
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THE UMBRELLA PART IS KILLING MEEE HE'S SO SPOILED 😭
The most high maintenance and tedious mermaid to work with honestly. You don't know why you keep coming back, just to practically be in his servitude. He expects you to cook every fish he brings you for him to eat, and it has to be seasoned and grilled perfectly, otherwise he'll complain for ages and claim that you're trying to poison him (He still eats it all tho). You're too enamored by him to leave, your curiosity always bringing you back to his shore. He's always cranky though if you've been away for a long time.
He's the type to throw fish or crabs at passersby to keep them away from your meeting spot. Sometimes, he spits a stream of water at children and swims away just as they bring their parents, pointing at the water to say that they saw a person, just for their parents to drag them away and tell them to stop making up stories while he's happily giggling underwater.
When you're bored, you make sandcastles together, and he's always the ruler of whatever kingdom you make. He pretends that all the sand dwellers/critters are his subjects and sometimes (tries) to hold public executions for any he deemed defy them (they were running away) just for you to stop him before he chops a poor crab and ask you to cook it.
And as much as he doesn't care for treasures as he claims, he still goes digging around the ocean floor, excavating treasures from the ocean and from lost human possessions to lazily gift them to you, claiming he found them laying around and thought you'd appreciate the 'junk' or whatever humans called it. He loved seeing your face light up at the things he brings, but he'll never admit it.
He doesn't usually engage in your conversation about your day, but you find that he tokens every little like and dislike you happen to mention and keeps it in the back of his mind for later, sometimes using it to pick out better gifts. He plays coy (lol) whenever you ask him about it though!
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yxstxrdrxxm · 4 months
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MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ 💻 ANON ].
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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND ZHONGLI SWIPED RIGHT!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PROFILE?
[ YES ]
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ZHONGLI is a bit of an old-timer when it comes to dating. To him, dating is a commitment, and he doesn't like the thought of it being seen as anything but less. And with you, he sees it quite well.
He's quite devoted to people that he cares for: in work, private, and even with his friends. In Aether's words, he is the epitome of one of the good men that the app can provide. For ZHONGLI, though, he expects the same commitment as you do.
He does find such hyperfixations interesting, and dare he say, cute. He doesn't mind if you call him one night and start talking about what caught your eye, as he thinks its a good excuse to listen to your voice and note what makes you so interested. For ZHONGLI, what he cherishes is the now, especially after what happened in the past.
The one thing he has that you must follow isー
wait.
Hold on...
This isn't right. The app is malfunctioning.
Hey, Eros! The app isn't working! What'sー
What do you MEAN something breached it?! Eros! Our Boss will kill us ifー
... Huh? Someone hacked it? Oh no.
💻 anon, please, please, please do not rent whoever you may get. Whatever you do, DON'Tー
MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ ███████████ ].
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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND Z██N█L█ SWIPED RIGHT!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PR█I█Eー
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MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ @meimeimeirin ].
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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND ALHAITHAM SWIPED RIGHT!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PROFILE?
[ YES ]
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You thought you could get away, would you, Mei?
No. No you can't. You see, he's been tracking you down for a while.
A long, long while.
No matter what face you take, no matter what name you use, and no matter how many times you try to fool himー
ーhe'll always find you.
He always knows you. You're his beloved.
Why would you want to get matched by Zhongli of all people? What are you, mad?
Are you tired of being with him from @throwaway-yandere during that idol matchup? From the last Irodori festival even?
How unfortunate. You were so close, but he knows when to stop your antics.
Now, relax, and return to his arms.
He's been far too lenient on you. He needed to change that.
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[ END OF PROFILE. ]
[ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENT HIM? ]
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'll answer this for you.
[ YES. ]
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enkvyu · 9 months
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 TO THAT ONE GOJO FANFIC WHERE READER THOUGHT GOJO HAS A CRUSH ON GETOU (you dont have to tho!!)
HEYY ANON !! dw i’ll write one up asap 🫡 tbh i had no idea ppl would even want a part two but if its dumb gojo x dumber reader mutual pining that you want, i can definitely do that !!
after my midterms though 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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madame-fear · 3 months
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who is the celebration crush yk we won't judge you (no pressure I am insanely interested though)
jskdkxid i love you all frfr 💗💗 My most recent celebrity crushes are Enzo Vogrincic and also Matias Recalt. They are awfully CUTE I SWEAR TO GOD and they both participated in the movie "The Society of the Snow". Ughhdjdk I love them so so muchh 🥰❤❤❤🤭
But recently on a Twitter post I saw a picture of Matias Recalt and his girlfriend and I kinda wanna jump off a roof now though. Holding back tears rn everyone. 🥴
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(^ Enzo Vogrincic)
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(^ Matias Recalt)
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tahdashi · 1 year
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SAYUUU I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT COLLEGE BF SUNA PLEASE
👒 anon
you met in class during the first week of school. your professor decided to do those silly icebreaker bingo games, and you had to find someone who played on one of your school's sports teams. and lucky for you, the boy sitting next to you, who was wearing a hoodie with your uni colors and "SUNA" plastered along the back, slid his paper to you and said, "i play a sport. do you know how to cook? you look like you would."
and your friendship started from there. he learns that you actually cannot cook and has way too much fun making fun of the fact that you live off of bad dining hall food and cup ramen. and one day, he offers to cook for you ("you'll probably die in like 20 years if you keep eating that shit," he texted you one night during your usual convenience store run, followed by a "get me some gatorade pls").
so you let him. he comes over to your place since his was "too small" (he's living with 2 other guys and the mess is embarrassing). your kitchen has never smelled this good — you watch as he chops up scallions for some scallion pancakes and you're put on sauce duty.
"come on, this is the easiest part. you can't mess this up," he pats your back for support. "just mix the soy sauce with the rice vinegar."
"how much do i add?"
"as much as your sodium-loving heart desires," he snickers. he watches as you pour the soy sauce into the little bowl, eyes widening at the fact that you're still going.
"ok, ok, that's enough," he stops your hand by taking it into his, gently taking the bottle out of yours. "are you trying to take me down with you?"
and that's when you realize how close he is to you — his chest pressed up against your back, his face right beside yours.
your face feels warm, and perhaps its from the hot pan with sizzling oil beside you, or maybe its the fact that suna hasn’t let go.
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jaes1lvr · 1 month
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associate your moots with your fav song, now!!
ive been seeing these & they are absolutely adorable:( but sorry i didnt do the max 😣😓💔 my brain was REALLY flowing for this!!!
@dovedi — DINA POOKIE 😇 youve been with me from the start and we connected so easily! youre so funny and i miss our random convos:( but i adore you sm 🫂 we are literally soul mates!!!! it feels like i known you before & youre always so supportive. YOURE THE FIRST OFFICAL JAE BAE so i gave this song to you:) 💘💌 ILYSM!!!!
@gigittamic — GIGI GIRL 🎀 youre one of the sweetest ppl on here & it seems where ever i look on here, you are nothing but positive ☹️ you always are leaving sweet comments on mine & others mdbds!!! this is why i associate you with this song, because i want that same type of kind energy your way 24/7 💌 much love to you always <333
@fairytopea — THEE VINI is an icon & legend when it comes to dividers + mdbds!!! your work literally represents your bubbly personality & im so honored to have come across you! it makes me sooo happy interacting with you:) idk i feel like this is a song that could represent you (PLEASE trust my vision 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽) but literally thank you sm for always being so encouraging & kind! ILY 😭💘
@jenfaery — MARIIII our interactions are so special to me! idk i feel like i known you another life or something 😭😭😭 but i absolutely admire you & your mdbds sm 💐💗 its literally a BLESSING to see your username under any of my posts & youre the definition of a sweetheart, so i picked this song for you 🫶🏽☹️ ILYSM GIRL >_< /♡♡♡
@p-oisn — CHI BABY youre so precious & incredibly talented. whenever we interact, i really take it to heart because youre just a legend when it comes to mdbds 😓 your mdbds are so 😻😻 AND IDK HOW YOU ALWAYS DO IT??!!! youre also super encouraging & i really appreciate your welcoming aura all the time💘💗 im hoping you see where i am coming from with this song ‼️ ILY CHI :3
@yeritos — JUNE THE MOTHER OF MDBDS!!! youre one of the 1st accounts that inspired me to start making mdbds & for that youre super important to me 🩷💯💯 from your blog to your mdbds EVERYTHING IS JUST SO PERFECT 😝 and i apsire to be as great as you are. you are also incredibly kind 🫶🏽🫶🏽😊 thanks for being a trendsetter lowkey 🫡 i hope my song choice makes sense??? but june, you deserve everything <3
@seunghnie — DAE your blog is the cutest thing ever! your mdbds are ALWAYS too cute & you genuinely seem so down to earth 😣💔💔 i love seeing you on my feed and i appreciate whenever you comment on my posts 🩷🩷 i hope to see more of you soon!!! i feel like this song could represent you because you seem like a warm person, that can positively change someones mood 😇 much love to you, friend <333
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subskz · 3 months
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me to myself in the mirror rn: shut up shut up shut up shut up
fucking channie to sleep yes? but imagine whenever you do... you two lovesick losers just fall asleep in those same positions...
channie on his tummy, nuzzling his head against his arm as you lie on his back, melting into him and snuggling into his shoulder or back... strap still nestled inside....
losers in love,,,,,,
you on your back snoozing away as a peacefully sleeping channie has his head tucked either in your neck or is laying on your chest (oh you'd loove if his mommy kink activated and he went mimis while sucking on your tits~) his dick still inside of you oops accidental cockwarming🩷
uweee sobs just him feeling so soft and warm and sleepy he can’t even get up anymore to clean up, just wants to pass out in the safety of your embrace (and so do you hehehe big buff man going all melty and gooey in your arms)
LOSERS IN LOVE
fucking channie to sleep 🥰 my favorite
this is so heartmelting and definitely one of the best ways to make sure channie actually gets some rest hehe…he feels so safe and warm and protected all tangled up in you that for once he’s out like a light <3 the visual of him w his face buried into his big strong bicep as he dozes off is so adorable, you can see the way his lips pucker against his skin into that lil duckling pout ): his tiny, sensitive whimpers each time ur strap shifts inside him eventually fade out into soft hums and snores as you press kisses down his neck and spine to soothe him to sleep~
channie…..resting his head on your chest…drifting off as he listens to the calming sound of your heartbeat, mouthing and sucking drowsily at your nipples to lull himself to sleep…still buried deep inside you w your warmth wrapped around him…baby boy would never want to move again in his life he’s fully content staying like that forever, safe and warm and surrounded by you ㅠㅠ when you wake up and gently try to usher him off of you he’d let out the sweetest whine of protest bc he doesn’t wanna pull out for even a second ❤️‍🩹
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maehemthemisfit · 10 months
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TELL ME MORE ABOUT GANG LEADER READER I BEG. ☂️
;/EP;.,OMG9RKEDM PLEASEEE
These are literally ideas I was planning to use for my upcoming fic, so technically these are possible spoilers 😭 buttt i guess I'll indulge you with a few more!
BAJI and gangleader! reader getting into a pool noodle fight that sparks an all out brawl, leading to all the members being banned from the pool after someone RKO'D someone in the water.
gangleader! reader falling asleep on CHIFUYU'S shoulder after reading manga with him and him getting flustered and too scared to move.
gangleader! reader begrudgingly carrying MIKEY after he falls asleep since draken wasn't there to do it.
MIKEY poking gangleader! reader with his dorayaki saying "Blob, blob, blob"
whenever gangleader! reader's gang and TOMAN have conflicts with each other, they settle things with a water balloon fight.
gangleader! reader putting hair clips and accessories in the TWINS hair.
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yxstxrdrxxm · 2 months
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SYNOPSIS: Knowing too much may become your downfall: that was the motto that Kaeya lived with until the day he dies.
TW/s: delusional thinking, yandere tendencies, unrequited love, toxic dynamic/s, implications for Diluc’s matchup + darling, conniving bastard won’t say a fucking word, master manipulator, we are going down the memory lane of “fucking people up”, nsfw tws include human trafficking, experimentation, operating on individuals and other things. Please dni if you are uncomfortable.
NOTE FROM HR: Happy Valentine’s Day. Unfortunately, it seems that Kaeya has a few things he’d like to express. I do wonder what they are, considering he did seem a bit somber…
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Kaeya was never expecting to be able to get ‘in’ to such a tight-knit company like this, and especially when his lineage can cause people to raise some eyebrows. After all, no one in their right mind would have the chance of employing someone and getting them on the waitlist when they value the sense of ‘authenticity’ to their rentals.
And for him, he might be right. They do value that, but now, it seems they decided to forego their morals for how pretty he looked in the standards of the human population all across the globe.
Now, Celestia Inc. isn't all that bad. It's not that glorious as people make it out to be, all due to its shady past, but it was enough that people don't bother to raid it one day in hopes of having to take it down. After all, they are everywhere online: people may mention their sudden rise in certain niches, and some even mention their still standing operations. One of them was, surprisingly enough, MixMatch.
A dating site.
Back then, it was closed for a group of people to join. A payment for being a 'rental boyfriend', with its payment costs going as high as one can dream. They pay you at least 10 million when you manage to get matched with someone, and entertain them enough that they'd be satisfied. If they aren't, you get 5 to compensate for your troubles.
To Kaeya, this doesn't seem to be a 'dream come true'. To him, he knows that this feels more like a ploy to get others to join in. It was a marketing strategy, so when people join this 'free' and 'hot on the app store' dating app and website, they'd get traction oh so quickly.
He didn't like the idea. It sickened him. But he couldn't be bothered to correct them.
When he joined, he found that it was the same as those corporations he worked at prior. As a host in the past, he managed to get himself used to the workflow and gained traction in over a month. He's heard others comment on how he seemingly captured the public's eye from how different he is, and from his reputation from other countries, they were coming in like drones.
He liked the attention he's got because of that. And yet, for him, it all felt rather empty. Like it wasn't meant to be this long-lasting, and he needed— no, he craved for more.
He was greedy. A greedy man with a hollow heart.
Each smile he sent to his clients was not a genuine smile. Each wink and 'kind' gesture was all a ruse. A stage performance. He didn't feel anything for these people, and he didn't even feel the same as they do. Each confession they have for him was always met with the hollow words of 'I do feel the same way that you do', only to see them get the safer way to go.
He's aware of the dark side of MixMatch. After all, their Boss was nothing short of a past harbinger who stepped down. No one knows his name, no one knows who they are— but their workers all fear him.
He's seen him order the cleaners to get rid of the drugged clients. He's watched them all go down in their homes, ransack and ruin the place, and return with the client gagged and in a drugged rest. He watched with emptiness as they were then operated on with shady doctors, Dottore having a hand in some of these as he used their bodies for his sick desires.
He watched them become human sacks, their bodies empty of their organs but full of salt and junk, and for Dottore to tell them to take the organs down 'below'. He watched them become tied, their jello-like body being tossed to another set where they would be disposed of.
It's a fucked up operation.
Everyone knows this when they get signed up.
And yet, because of regulations, they can never breathe a word of what goes behind the scenes. Not to their friends, families, their coworkers, therapists, no.
Not a single word can be escaped from the confines of Celestia Inc.
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If you asked him how his first date went, Kaeya would answer that it went… Interesting.
Sof was definitely the type many would like, especially for a casa nova like him. She isn’t too picky with who she wants, and her affectionate behavior made it easier for the duo to banter. However, what he didn’t like was the fact she’s blind to any sign of danger.
Such is the payment of being the ideal girl many would date, he mused. But I don’t like people who can’t see what danger is, much less even enable that without thinking that they will get hurt, too.
Kaeya is picky with what he likes from someone, and it’s why he’s so high maintenance. To his credit, though, he makes it obvious in his profile. He wanted someone that would be responsible, that would be able to handle the spontaneity of their dates, and that they won’t even judge him if things were going somewhere that isn’t in their plans.
And although many did swipe right on him, he looked through their profiles before checking to see if they were worth it. The answer? None of them were.
Well, except a few, like Sof.
Which is why he’s now regretting that decision, as he realized that she’s simply not the one he preferred to stay with. She was interesting, but he disliked those who can’t even see past the warning signs that go to their face. He found it more or less… Idiotic, in his standards.
Alas, he needed to keep pretending. That’s what he’s good at, after all.
“Where do you want to go?” he asked Sof as they left the restaurant, his easy-going smile present on his face. “I have a few places we can go to next. Although, since it’s getting a bit late, we can plan on heading back home after a short shopping trip.”
“Oh! Uh… Yeah, we can go out and get some groceries. I wanted to try baking when we get home,” Sof replied, a pep in her step as they walked to where he parked his motorcycle. “Hehe, I didn’t know you were a cat person, Kaeya. Have you owned a cat before?”
“You can say that,” he answered, tossing a coin and catching it deftly with one hand—a small trick he’s used to doing when they were simply chatting. “I own a maine coon back home. My brother, Diluc, isn’t a fan of cats. Never was, anyway, since one scratched him when he was young.”
Granted, they were both young and their father warned him, but he knew they were both too mischievous to listen. It was why Diluc hated cats, even when he became a magnet to them.
“Really? Hehe, that’s funny! I remember a friend of mine who hates cats…”
Try as Kaeya might, he could only tune out what Sof was saying. There was a sense of difficulty in paying attention to someone he doesn’t really enjoy being around. He thought of the matches he swiped as those who he really wanted to be with, but meeting with Sof, he felt disappointed.
He didn’t see her as someone that fits his needs. She was just another one of the fakes he had to deal with later. Such a shame. He was starting to like her, too. 
Alas, she isn’t perfect. She needs to be perfect. And he’s starting to get annoyed at the sound of her voice.
Too loud. Too piercing. Too imperfect.
No, she can never fit his standards. She never will.
“Kaeya?”
“Mm?” he hummed, seeing her grab her helmet and his hands instinctively grabbing his own. Realizing what he was doing, he laughed.
“Sorry, I just did them while I was zoning out. Hop on, Sof, we need to go to the nearest store and get those supplies.”
“Oh! Of course, hold on!”
He could feel the motorcycle move as Sof got on behind him, wrapping her arms around his waist. It reminded him of those scenes in romance movies, where the girl will cling onto her potential lover as they rode off, the sun setting in the background.
He recalled seeing it and feeling that it could be him with his lover, riding off the sunset and simply enjoying the air. The golden hour setting just right, the rays hitting their complexion as he looked at them. He remembered just how lovesick he got at the idea, he craved for that same feeling when he grew older.
Such wild fantasies. He needed to work for it, but how could he, when the people he met were too imperfect?
Riding off, he could see the scene play out. However, his eyes were focused on the road, his ears straining for the beeps and sounds around them. He needed to focus on where he was going, lest he, too, will drive off somewhere else.
Despite the noise that he heard, his mind remained clear.
He knew what needed to be done.
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Kaeya had so many things he's kept secret. Every client he has met, he's kept a secret that he can never tell.
Including the ones he sees ever so often.
It was a normal day when he came to the company as usual (and way before things went haywire, oddly enough), and he was assigned with yet another person to go on a date with. Although, the one he was assigned to date next had their form already in the red.
It all screamed imperfect to him. It just looked as though someone pushed her to do it all in one go, especially with the direct bias of seeing who she really likes in her profile.
It made him scowl.
How dumb were they to assign someone like that to him?
"█d████, are you sure you'll be assigning me with her?" Kaeya asked the matchmaker, watching them sigh as they gave him a look. "You know my tastes and all, but their form is rushed. I'm surprised that you haven't bothered trying to get them with someone else."
"Look, Kae, I tried. I tried, okay? But the others that fit them are taken by their previous matches. There is no way that they would simply accept getting switched like that," they explained, trying to assign his match. "Besides, we're running out of time. We need to get it sorted before the Boss gets mad!"
Kaeya scoffs. Seriously? They're always so concerned about someone else, it's ridiculous... And laughable, to boot.
"What will the boss do, hm? Would he come down and interfere?" he taunted them, scowling. "You and I know that he doesn't bother to try. All he does is simply hide himself in there because he's become too paranoid to even care."
"Paranoid? Paranoid? Please, Kaeya, do you honestly think he'd be too paranoid when he's raised a hand against me and the others?"
Kaeya's eyes narrowed. It was true that he raised a hand against them, but that simply proved his point. He didn't exactly understand why they would be so scared of a middle aged man that may drop dead over what happened weeks ago.
"Oh, that's right. You guys are paid enough to not care, don't you?" they taunted, laughing at his face. It sounded so... Forced. Mocking, even. It sounded like they were at their wits end with him, like the stress from the job got to their head.
"Yeah. Yeah, that seems to be it. You all have no remorse after being serial murderers, huh? And for what, your clients?"
"I'd stop talking if I were you, █████e," he warned, but they laughed at his face once more.
"Me? Stop? Never! You guys are all such a pain, I'm tired of playing nice!"
Even if Kaeya wanted to, he had to hold his tongue. Watching their face contort to mania, he was reminded of why the job was so twisted to the point of being inhumane.
It drives their workers into madness.
Watching Cupid lose it, he stepped back, mumbling an apology as he turned to leave. Even when he closed the door, he could still hear the echoes of their laughter, soon followed with sobbing. He knew that they were at their limit, but still...
...
He watched Eros come by, giving him a knowing look.
"Did you push them over the edge?" Eros asked, scowling. "They're going to leave the company after this week. Don't make this harder than it has to be, Alberich."
"I didn't expect them to break this much and you know it, Eros," he reasoned, but they only shook their head and walked off towards their office.
"That doesn't mean that you and everyone else weren't at fault."
Watching Eros enter their office, he could only sigh. Perhaps he's in a bit of denial, but he didn't think that she, of all people in the industry, would ever say that.
It truly goes to show where his dedication and loyalty lies.
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If there was one thing he was right on, it would be his second date.
Unlike Sof, his date with Eli did not go as well as he had feasibly hoped for. Maybe he had his doubts set too high, because he was convinced that she simply wasn’t fit for the app as a whole. To him, he had thought that she would ever learn from her mistakes, but the way she acted like she was the one being inconvenienced irked him.
He hated that she’s too avoidant. He hated those types of people.
To him, he never understood why you’d go on the app to find love. Will you ever treat those you dislike the same way? Act like you were the one being inconvenienced, and not the one that has to deal with your childish acts?
Kaeya can be mischievous in his own way, yes, but even he has decorum. And frankly, he despised those who think they can act so two-faced with him. He isn’t a fool.
While his date was busy acting like they were in a good relationship (and not one where she wanted to ditch him in the middle of the day), he took the chance to check on his phone. Already, he could see notifications from TeyvaTweets, rambling about how her recent date is not the one for her.
[ I wanted Alhaitham or Wriothesley, but this guy swiped right instead. ]
[ He’s pretty, but I don’t really like him all that much lol. ]
[ Oh god im gonna get back on my date, going to lyk if it goes horribly. ]
He turned the phone off and frowned. He didn’t want to show it, but he does sometimes wonder if her being nice was simply just a ploy to keep him entertained. After all, she has expressed (on her private account, that is) that she’d drop Kaeya to “go after that hottie”, whilst attaching the photo of the boss of MixMatch.
What a joke.
They all know that the Boss would simply use her and leave her to rot. No one would look at him, go through his background, and tweet at how they can still try to get to him. ‘To get to know him better’, as one would say.
“Hey, uh, I gotta go. I have to go to the hospital to check on them.”
Lies. He knew she didn't. Besides, she couldn’t be bothered to look him straight in the eye as she told him. What is he, an idiot?
Still, he was glad it was over. Putting on a face of mock concern, his brows furrowed and he spoke.
“Oh? I see… Do you need me to drive you there?”
“No need! I can handle it,” Eli answered, packing up her things as they left the cafe awkwardly. “I’m so sorry if we have to cut it short. You must have so many plans for our date today, especially when things are getting hectic in the agency.”
Kaeya laughed, but not out of amusement. It was simply out of… politeness, in a way. Sure, he had work to do with the agency, but what they’re doing is far more different. And for him, he could hardly care if he had lost that job because he decided to slack off.
After all, he knew his date didn’t bother to give him the respect he deserved. So why should he do that in return? He’s bound to see her tweet again about this ‘awful experience’ or something.
“It's alright, I was thinking it’d come to this. I’ll catch you later then.”
Waving at Eli, he watched as she did the same and left, though the sight of her walking so stiffly as if she was scared of him brought him a bit of amusement in return. When he was sure she was gone, he lowered it with a sigh.
Another failed date, and this one was the worst he’s gotten. Unlike Sof, he didn’t feel all too bad about Eli—after all, both of them never liked each other, so why should he?
Pulling up his phone, he began to dial someone’s number. He, truthfully, never thought of needing help from the likes of him, but he had to call it when the truth was staring at him in the face.
That he and a few others needed their services to deal with a few too many bad matches, and especially ones that want to get near to those that will never look twice. Especially those who thought of him as a good guy for his actions.
Then, he clicks the call button. And it starts to ring.
He could vaguely feel it vibrate as he waited for someone to answer. The caller ID was someone that he knew too well, and especially with how their relationship is like after everything that has happened.
Each time he didn’t feel them pick up, he could only sigh and head to his ride. He knew they were avoiding it, but he wasn’t going to let up until he’s sure they’d take the call.
And when he felt his hopes dwindle, he felt the vibration of his phone stop, alongside a gruff and annoyed voice.
“Kaeya. I thought you and I agreed not to call each other when we’re both busy in work hours.”
“Hmm, we have, but I just needed to ask you a bit of favor, mr. Diluc,” he replied, humming in amusement. “Are you still looking for people that can help you with the wine tasting? Especially that new brew you made?”
He could hear Diluc take a deep breath, and the sigh that followed made him smile a tad wider. Even when they were all twisted in their way, he knew that Diluc remained the same way that Kaeya always knew him to be.
It’s a shame, though. They aren’t as close as he remembered, especially after what happened years ago.
“... Yes, I am. I found some that are willing, but they haven’t come back to inform me when they’ll be available.”
“I see… Well, I have someone I would love for you to meet. I’m sure you’ll like her—she fits you just right.”
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No man could say a single soul what Kaeya is capable of.
Some rumored that he was a demented man, masquerading as but as a young police officer who’s mischievous and doesn’t enjoy spending long hours in his work. Others, though, say that he may be one of those people who are involved in the mess that was the Ghost Killings, at how his smile and demeanor can be so… off-putting.
As for his beloved, the one he deemed to be perfect, well… It would be neither. Kaeya was Kaeya, after all. Even if he were to be sick in the head, there was no way in Hell would anyone be able to get a single word from him.
Descending downstairs, Kaeya looked over at the room he’s decorated all for his beloved. The one he was truly, truly meant to be was all kept safely in there, double locked for his safety, and so that no one may find them. Grabbing the keys, he began to insert them in the padlocks and turn them, pushing the door open when he was done getting through the restraints.
Laid before him was his own personal darling, all laid so pretty and docile on the bed he set for him. Sure, he couldn’t speak, for his mouth had been gagged, but those dull eyes spoke more than Kaeya’s one eye could ever hope for.
“I’m home, darling,” he called out, the lovesick man stumbling to the rather complacent lover he had in his house. “Oh, I do hope I haven’t left you rotting here for so long, my dearest. Work has been exhausting for me to deal with.”
They hadn’t said a word to him, but he didn’t care. It was almost like he heard them whisper something to him, making him laugh like he was demented.
“You’re jealous? Over what, pray tell?”
Silence. Then another beat of laughter, this time more unhinged and loose than the first.
“Over them? Darling, you wound me! They’re far, far too imperfect. I have simply made sure that the ones I got were to be taken care of. You always said you wanted to have their eyes.”
Oh, he’s aware of what happened to Ba. Ba had an accident years, years ago. Their relationship had been rocky, sure, but that accident had led Kaeya to go through grief. It was almost ironic, for he experienced the first of it by his adoptive father dying.
He was unable to do anything for his adopted father. Diluc resented him for his inaction, thus, their separation. And with poor Ba… He resents the world for taking him away.
The first time he’s felt love was during college with Ba, but it was the first toxic one he had. He hadn’t been the best man for his first love, and it led to them having arguments and extreme disagreements. It wasn’t always like this, but it hurts Kaeya when they fight.
It hurts to see the person he adored too much to hate him. Spew his name out like it’s a sin.
So when Ba died during the height of their biggest fight, Kaeya was going through it again. However, he had the means to… Assist Ba in his partings.
All it truly took was the cost of his heart and his eyes to get back what’s his.
Tracing over the open chest, he grabbed the bloodied, unbeating heart that he got from Eli’s corpse. Ah, it was too imperfect, but slotting it inside Ba’s felt like it was meant to be. Those eyes he took from another girl had been replaced, slotting in the ones from Sol.
He always resented those that couldn’t see, nor those who couldn’t feel.
But now, looking at his lover who owned those faults, he couldn’t help but laugh and love them all the same.
Ba is now complete. Kaeya knows that.
And yet those tears still fell as the beat of his heart was the only one left in the world.
The world that took Ba away, and his humanity along with it.
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deku gets domestic life boners and probably from the smell of fresh laundry im not sorry
i love him and this because it’s true. izuku probably doesn’t get a gf until he’s really settled in as a hero and he’s definitely a friends to lovers boy. like even before you were dating he got a whiff of your peach shampoo and popped a stiffy every time he smelt anything that resembled it: which is lowkey perverted but for izuku it isn’t because he’s just attracted to everything about you!
then when you guys officially start dating, he starts to love hate how everything about his life with you just disrupts his mind. he’s away on a mission and he smells his pyjamas that you’ve packed for him and it smells just like you so he gets a boner just from thinking of you in your bedsheets that smell like pine grass and clean sheets. and then he gets sad because he’s not with you cleaning the dishes but he’s alone in a shoddy hotel room spying on some villain. like a horny-sadness thing.
lmao but really deku loves domesticity in his crazy life he gets turned on by the most mundane acts. like you’re probably cooking and you’re wearing his clothes, smelling like him and he’s already pawing at you, sigh. or you’re just doing taxes at the table and he wants to eat you. (never mind when you guys get married and you start signing off as “midoriya y/n” on rsvp letters. that would kill him).
he really is too pure for this world that even when he wants sex it comes from just thinking about how you both showered before work or did something boring at home together. such a sweetie pie.
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