#'would you still love me if i was a worm' but it's 'would you still love me if i was an army'

[jujutsusimp]

« Would you still love me if I was a worm? »

Include: Gojo, Nanami, Toji, Sukuna, Choso (+ Uraume bonus)

Content: Smut 🔞, suggestiveness, fluff, crack

#jjk smau #jjk texts #jjk x reader #jjk smut #gojo x reader #nanami x reader #toji x reader #sukuna x reader #choso x reader

[infamous-if]

lol I know it was not your intention (and I know what you meant!!) but that part in the last ask where you say "I think anyone would tire of having to convince their partner [...]" made me laugh because imagine mc being Vic/G's partner while they are still in a marriage lmao

lolol yeah, I think an MC who is insecure in the relationship or questioning themself often is very valid. I mean, they're forced to be a secret (depending on the nature of the route and combination of choices and yeah yeah im talking generally haha) and that would make anyone feel a certain way.

Of course, when you're a celebrity thats super stressed and having to harbor this secret while playing the role of happy spouse to the media and trying to keep yourself together when your sanity is hanging on by a thread, you're bound to react a certain way to someone questioning your love (????) even though you may not be right in acting that way but these ROs aren't emotionally all there as we've established. I can see a lot of tension rising from that dynamic.

the poly has much smoother waters, the waves here are a tad more tranquil but still messy considering there's a whole other can of worms that mc deals with emotionally...

I should probably not give too much security and comfort to polymancers because I have no intention of making that route easy either !

#inbox #valenreign #Victoria valentine #g reign #valenreign poly

[kareyuns]

“WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WERE A WORM ?!”

pairing: ot7!enhypen x reader

genre: fluff/crack

˗ˏˋ comments & reblogs are appreciated ! ´ˎ˗

#enhypen #enhypen x reader #enhypen x you #enhypen fluff #enhypen texts #enhypen fanfiction #enhypen smau #enha x reader #enha fluff #enha smau #heeseung x reader #jay x reader #jake x reader #sunghoon x reader #sunoo x reader #jungwon x reader #niki x reader #enhypen scenarios #enhypen imagines #enhypen fic

[swordsmachinedaily]

what if swordsmachine was a worm

Day 28

#ultrakill #swordsmachine #swordsmachine ultrakill #daily swordsmachine #would you still love me if i was a worm

[aphony-cree]

Spike would text "Would you still love me if I was a worm" and Buffy would text back "You are a worm to me, always have been"

#spuffy #btvs

[toweringclam]

Had a meltdown yesterday. This morning, I woke up, reread my messages, and realized I was freaking out over the question:

Would you still love me if I was a Wyrm?

#falin #faligon #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #would you still love me if i was a worm

[kyra0aryk]

if you are hanging out with a new group of trans women you don't really know, bring this as an offering. they will immediately love you and respect you and probably give you headpats.

#t4t #196 #r196 #transgender #trans #based on a true story #trans visibility #trans woman #lesbian #mtf #would you still love me if i was a worm #kyracat posting

[deadtired-highkeyenergetic]

Catstarion

Sorry for the slow uploads, been going out with friends and working for a bit but here's the next one, inspired by @bg-brainrot's post here. Thank you for the idea!

As you set your cup down, ready for another round of wine, you sense something, no, someone staring intently at you. Turning around, you find Astarion standing at the stairs leading up to the rooms, ruby red eyes piercing into your very soul as he stares, arms resting on the banister.

You’ve known him long enough to know what this means so with a sigh, you thank the bartender for his hospitality, excuse yourself from your increasingly drunk group of companions and head over to the stairs.

The vampire grins when he sees you approaching, gently pulling you to one side by your arm.

“Already turning in for the night, my sweet?” His fingers trail up your arm, lips whispering in your ear. The tips of your ears burn, feeling his words ghost over them.

“So it seems,” you reply. “Care to join me?”

The corners of his lips curve upwards, a sparkle in his eyes as he takes your hand in his, intertwining your fingers and gently takes the lead, thumb running over the back of your palm. His wordless answer brings a small smile to your face and you let him guide you, annoyance left at the bar counter.

He turns the corner and opens the door to his room, ushering you in before closing the door behind him. He remains standing at the door as you make your way to the bed, getting comfortable before patting the spot next to you but he doesn’t move.

Raising an eyebrow, you tuck yourself under the covers before patting the pillow next to yours and yet he refuses to budge. Well, third time’s the charm, right? You open your arms and he immediately shoots over, burying himself in your embrace. Amused, you chuckle, which sends reverberations through him. He happily hums in response, shifting so that you have easy access to the entirety of his hair and grabs one of your hands, dropping it on the top his head.

“Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten,” you snort as you begin to run your fingers through his soft white curls. He lets out a sigh of contentment, basking in the familiar rhythm of your fingers combing his locks, massaging his scalp along the way. The gentle movements start to lull him into a trance and he feels his eyes begin to close, his grip on your clothes loosening but then you do the unthinkable.

You shift.

Immediately his eyes snap open and he turns to glower up at you. You raise your hands in surrender, eyeing him warily as he scowls.

“My love, please do not interrupt my trance again.”

“Sorry, won’t happen again.”

“It better not.”

With a huff, he turns, stretching out across your legs like a cat before curling back up, feeling your fingers continue their movements through his hair. He loves it when you do this, when you let him trance whilst resting on you without making a single fuss even though you have little to no intention of going to sleep yourself. He loves how you don’t mind carving out time for him amidst your busy schedule, you could always ignore him until you were done drinking but you always responded to his call, putting aside your own needs and wants for him. He knew he could ask anything of you and you would do it, without crossing the boundaries the both of you had set at the start of your relationship of course.

To him, you always had something better to do than attend to his petty whining but to you, he always came first and he still couldn’t fathom why. Maybe one day he would, perhaps if he sat you down and talked to you about it, he would understand, but that would be after The Absolute was defeated and the worms were removed. He was becoming more positive about the party’s prospects in a fight against The Absolute, although he preferred hiding such feelings.

As your fingers continue to work their magic in his hair, his thoughts drift to the many ways you’ve upended his life. You’ve shown him what it means to love, what it means to be genuine, what it means to care about others. You’ve added to his life, and changed things that were already in his life. You’d made it your whole mission to help him associate actions that once caused him pain and misery with something more pleasant, the only reason why he could slip into a trance whilst you ran your fingers through his hair. Back then, such an action always came with —

Cough.

Astarion groans, reaching up to poke your cheek, “I’m trying to trance here, love. A little peace and quiet would be nice.”

“Sorry,” you pout, giving him the puppy dog eyes he can never resist and he lets the matter slide, returning back to his thoughts and attempt to trance.

You’re always careful to not pull his hair, with knots always being gently untied either with your fingers or a comb should one be nearby. You’re also the only one he trusts to take care of his hair, whether it be washing or helping to maintain it.

He feels you rest your free hand on his waist, the warmth from your palm spreading through his cold undead body and feels the urge to slip into a trance wash over him once more. Knowing he is safe in your arms, for nothing will be able to hurt him when you’re around, he lets the urge take hold, readying himself for whatever nightmares could plague his rest.

That is if you didn’t sneeze right there and then.

Astarion clicks his tongue, refusing to even open his eyes and exclaims, “Gods, how am I supposed to trance in these conditions?”

He buries his face into your thighs, putting up a dramatic show of angrily muttering under his breath while you apologise, struggling to hold in your laughter.

“Come on Astarion. If you want to trance properly, you should’ve just told me to go to sleep!”

“But then you wouldn’t be able to do…this!” He gestures vaguely in the direction of your hand which is still buried beneath his white curls, letting out yet another huff.

“You’ll have to choose one then, Star. I can’t seem to do both.” There’s mirth in your voice and for a moment Astarion wonders if you’re just toying with him but then the look in your eyes reassures him and he lets out a sigh of resignation, sitting up so that you can get into a comfortable position to sleep.

“Fine. Sleep next to me, my love.” He wraps you in a cocoon made from his arms, nuzzling into your neck and feels his fangs press against your skin — the only barrier between him and your blood. Yet you don’t flinch, trusting that he will only bite after asking you for permission and snuggle against him under the covers.

“Stop spending so much time with them,” you hear him mumble. So that was why he was acting so weirdly all night.

“You have me all to yourself every night, don’t you worry.” You press a peck to the top of his head, tucking him tighter against your body.

“And you’ll have me for all eternity too.”

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #astarion romance #astarion x durge #astarion x reader #astarion x tav #astarion x you #astarion ancunin #tavstarion #durgestarion #bg3 fluff #bg3 fic

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Could I get shion x reader headcanons?? Plsplspls

Sure! I kinda based these ones being around the dating stage!

When dating he's just so excited about you, has a picture of you on his phone and goes around showing everyone like "look at my partner!!!"

If you kiss his scar then he'll melt (will ask you to do it again though)

Tells you so many stories about being in the black dragons

"This is for you baby" *throws basketball and misses shot*

Makes a big deal about introducing you to Izana, he actually seems more excited/nervous about this meeting then he did about his own family.

Loves head pats

Will get jealous if you seem to be getting along a bit too well with the other guys.

Loves it if you call him "mad dog" 

Likes to feel needed by you, enjoys it when you want his help with something.

Likes to take you on lots of movie dates

Would also take you to festivals and spend ages playing the games to try and win you a plushie. He's not very good but he is persistant.

His phone wallpaper is 100% a picture of you

Experiments a lot with pet names for you, when you first started dating he used to call you all sorts of random combinations before settling on a few.

Likes when you patch up any of his wounds after a fight. 

*3am* "y/n would you still love me if I were a worm?" "Yes Shion now go back to sleep"

#tokyo revengers #tokrev #tokyo rev #shion madarame #madarame shion #shion x reader

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

More unhinged shit

Reactions to "can I hold it while u pee"

I always find that so funny like idk why

-🔪

(A/N: I'm writing this working with the notion that the man just got up and warned you he was going to the bathroom and you asked that question playfully/as a joke)

Johnny and Kyle (who know this is much of a meme just like 'Would you still love me if I was a worm?' is, but are also serious): "Thought you'd never ask."

Alejandro and Alex (deadpan and perfectly chill): "Go ahead."

John (deadpan and perfectly chill): "No, you cannot."

Rodolfo (very concerned and not at all chill): "I... guess?"

Philip (very smug): "You're that obsessed with touching it/me?"

Simon (staring silently and very judgmentally): *unzips trousers*

#asks #🔪 anon #crack headcanons #i promise this is crack

[tipsyleaf]

I feel like Leon’s wife’s father invited him out to go fishing on his boat once or something, and it was honestly awkward most of the time.

They’d just be sitting in silence for a couple minutes, waiting for something to appear in the water. Leon would just start whistling to pass the time, trying to make it less awkward in any way.

It’s not because Leon didn’t like his wife’s father—it’s because that man scared him shitless. He was afraid if he even said one thing wrong or did one thing wrong, that man would come for his throat.

Leon would just catch his fish and do whatever that man told him, always ending in “sir” as soon as he finished talking. His wife would make fun of him for how scared he was of her father, but he couldn’t help it. Even if they had three kids and were happily married, he still didn’t wanna get on the guys bad side.

- Anon! 🎀

Oh his wife would bully tf out of him relentlessly. No holding back either. She's adamant her father loves him but he's not so sure.

Until one instance during a camping trip with the family and the grandparents tagged along. Gramps was adamant on teaching Violet to fish but she'd much rather stay and play with Cecilia back at their camp. (They're still younger here probably 9 and 5?) So Leon and the General end up fishing by themselves. It's incredibly awkward but at least there's some beers in the cooler to nurse while they fish.

After a few beers the General starts loosening up. Not eating breakfast because he spent most of the morning digging up worms for bait while everyone else ate. And now their spending the afternoon fishing. After a while, a few trout caught from the lake Leon starts reeling in something pretty big. It's fighting back pretty hard so he's talking Leon through the reeling as he grabs the net to scoop the fish up so the line doesn't break.

Leon ends up reeling in this massive fish. Enough to feed a few people. The General is smiling, smiling.... And patting him on the back. He puts a hand on Leon's shoulder and through tipsy slurs says:

"Leon, I'm proud to have you as my son."

Leon's in shock for a moment. He's been with his wife for years now and this is the first comment that's remotely anything like a compliment from this man with the exception of being called "not completely useless" countless times.

Not long after they go to shore, docking up and tying the boat up as they're cracking jokes all the way back to camp. But like some switch the second his father-in-law sees you, his daughter, he's back to his ways.

"Wow, look at you two! Lotta fish you got. Who caught the big guy?"

"The boy. He's not completely useless after all."

And we're back... Leon sighs, walking over and giving you a kiss hello as you tell him good job. Your father walks into the RV with the fish for his wife to clean.

"He said he was proud to have me as a son..." Leon immediately whispers to you. You smirk kissing his cheek.

"I told you he liked you. He just needs to be drunk to say it."

#leon kennedy x reader #leon s kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x fem reader #🌿 ivy writes #🌿 ivy replies #leon s kennedy #resident evil x reader #🏡 domestic life with leon kennedy

[c-t-r-l14]

“Would you still love me if I had three heads” is literally the Kayson equivalent to “Would you still love me if I was a worm”

#zsakuva #sakuverse #zsakuva kayson #kayson zsakuva

[crowrley]

If Aziraphale asked Crowley “would you still love me if I was a worm 🥺” Crowley would be like OF COURSE I would my angel I would go to the pet shop and get you a little terrarium and give you little worm sized books and protect you from pesky birds 😘

If Crowley asked Aziraphale the same question, Aziraphale would be like “🤨 wym”

#a destiel post inspired me to write this sorry #good omens #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale

[were-team-fortress]

heavy...

...would you still love medic if he was a worm?

[Heavy looks uncomfortable by this line of questioning...]

Medic: Don't do this to me Misha. I would love you if you were a worm!

Heavy: ...Under one condition: I am also worm.

#// ask #// shipping #anon ask #ask blog #roleplay blog #tf2 #roleplay #red oktoberfest #heavymedic #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic

[sp1d3rzz]

Okay, hear me out, I'm going to make a very silly request in light of your recent "would you still love me if I were a worm" posts. Let's say reader has a shape shifting quirk, can turn into various animals, and sent the infamous question after figuring out how to actually turn into a worm with the intention of pranking bf later. They've never done it before, so bf assumed it was a hypothetical/just for the meme. But when he gets home later, there's a little dish full of dirt in the middle of the floor, and his s/o is just chilling in there as a cute little worm. How do the boys react? Please answer for Shoji and whoever else you feel like.

FIRST ASK AHHH TYSM ANON ( ´ ▽ ` ) anyways ahem...

Warning !! : js fluff <33

Shoji, who figures your texts about the whole worm thing is just another one of your shenanigans. So imagine his confusion when he gets home after a long day of patrol and doesn't see you at your usual spot on the couch. Watching that one show you like so much as you cuddle up in a blanket you've since before you two began dating.

When he walks through the apartment looking for you, hoping that each room he steps in will contain you and that gorgeous smile of yours with a small, "Welcome home, my love.", you're not there.

Though when he's just about to leave and go search for you, he notices a small bowl full of dirt randomly placed onto the kitchen counter.

How could he have missed this? Why was there dirt on the counter after you both cleaned the whole place yesterday? It makes no sense.

But as he takes a closer look, he notices a small, slimy, bright pink worm wiggling into the dirt. It doesn't seem scared though. Not panicking to escape the warm palm of his hand as he picks it up and observes.

That's when everything clicks.

Your texts, your shape shifting quirk, and your sometimes unbearable need to prove everything right, finally hits him.

He stared blankly at you, big eyes watching at you curl into a small ball and stick your round head up out him a letting out a small squeak that even his enhanced senses could barely hear.

"Really?" he sighs, tilting his head a little to the side.

He did say he'd love you, even if you were a worm.

#destinedtowrite #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #shoji x reader #mezo shoji #mezo x reader #mha shouji #bnha shoji #shouji x reader #anon ask

[wwouldvecouldveshouldve]

taming a bear, making him care

I still have a request to finish but I need to write about this... I am in love... lyric from "The Bolter" by taylor swift in the title. I hereby present how verlaine is whipped, smitten, and down horrendously bad.

verlaine who makes sure the vase in your shared apartment always has fresh flowers of whatever you would like. in the case that you do not have time to tell him your preferences, he will buy what he thinks you will like or a bouquet of something romantic. on anniversaries, there will always be irises, chrysanthemums, daisies, and alstroemeria. verlaine who always looks his best. he cannot bear the thought of being a dirty, ugly smudge in your vision. the apartment must also be clean for you. he wants to please you, including visually. if something looks ugly to you, he will try to ensure you do not come across it again. if you do not like all this, he will easily respond and try to change for you, but you are not often too much of a fan of how far he will go for you. verlaine who would get down on his knees and beg you to stay if he ever cheated. he would stay at your door for however long it took, he could never live a life without you. he also feels the need to be near you whenever possible, he needs to know that you're okay, he needs to know that he can be there to protect you. he would starve before he let you slip out of reach from his stained hands. it is only natural for mortals to crave the touch of the heavenly. verlaine who keeps you with him whenever possible. he will curse himself endlessly if he lets you get injured. if you're in the port mafia, he will even do extra work if it means he can accompany you on missions to ensure you're okay. your security means so much to him. verlaine who takes even the silliest questions of yours seriously. of course, he would still love you if you were a worm, he praises and loves you, his god, in all your forms. if you asked for a snack, he would ask you to accompany him to the grocery store and he would purchase it in bulk immediately. if you were lazy, he would even carry you like a princess.

I'm back from a trip (it sucked!! let's not discuss the details) and here is a post to celebrate me being back (I was gone for like two-ish days I just need an excuse to post about my pookie bear verlaine <333)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs #paul verlaine #verlaine #verlaine x reader #verlaine bsd #bsd verlaine #bsd verlaine x reader #paul verlaine x reader #verlaine x reader bsd #keysstuff