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daftmooncretin · 2 months

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supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)

#supernatural #spn #also ed and harry track down all the supporting characters for an interview and they make up ridiculous shit to try get it into the movie #rowena: oh yes dear poor dean died! he was pegged to death im afraid 😧#dean: im still ALIVE #garth: and then poor cas went to gay superhell! ghostfacers: omg 😳 just like corbett #claire: yeah rip dean fly high buddy 🙏#charlie: i heard his car was flown up to heaven with him 😫#eileen: and then sam left me for a blurry tradwife 😤#dean and cas have to leave the honeymoon earlt to try and track them down but none of their friends will rat on ed and harry cause they #all think its hilarious #the ghostfacers #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #sam winchester

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cloveroak · 5 months

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sasha's house

#my post #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #acnh #achhp #animal crossing happy home paradise #sasha achhp #idk if it's just my phone or tumblr mobile in general but my pics always look so blurry before i post them #but on my laptop it looks fine HELP i hope these look ok 😫

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jeena-says-hi · 10 months

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Silly face husbands

#I know that first pic is technically nimona but shush #let me have this meme #i love them #I’ve seen this movie 3 times already lol #and I wanna watch it again 😫😫#it’s so GOOOD #funny #meme #funny meme #nimona #funny nimona meme #funny nimona memes #nimona memes #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #over 1k

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pizzaqueen · 4 months

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A snippet from a future fic I'll probably never write, where Steve is a widower with two teenage kids, and he and Eddie randomly meet up, rekindling their old flame. This is when they've been together a while:

“Thank you,” Steve says, coming up behind Eddie at the bathroom sink.

Eddie pauses, catching Steve's eye in the mirror. “What for?” he asks, mouth foamy with toothpaste.

Steve slips his hands along Eddie's hips, hooks his chin over Eddie's shoulder. “For loving my kids.”

“You don't—” Toothpaste dribbles down Eddie's chin and he stoops to spit what's left in his mouth into the sink, gathering his hair to one side. He rinses his mouth out, wipes his face with a towel, then turns to Steve. “You don't have to thank me for that. Of course I love them.”

“Not everyone I've dated has.”

“They're idiots.” Eddie grabs the hem of Steve's shirt, pulling him close. “I mean, first of all, they're part of you, and I don't think I could love you and not love them. But...” He trails off, a small smile tilting his lips. “They're amazing kids.”

Pride swells in Steve's chest; he slides his arms around Eddie's waist and says, “They are.”

“And I'm pretty damn honored I get to be part of their lives,” Eddie says, “so thank you,” and he butts his head gently against Steve's.

Steve huffs and slides his hands up Eddie's back, pulling him into a tight embrace. “I love you.” He presses a kiss to Eddie's neck.

“I love you too.”

“And they both love you as well.”

Eddie lets out a shuddering breath. Steve knows how nervous Eddie was, when they started dating, that he wouldn't be welcomed, but it's almost like he's always been part of their family now. “Good to know,"”Eddie says.

Steve holds Eddie a little tighter. All those years ago, back in Hawkins, when they ended things, Steve thought he'd never see Eddie again. But here they are, together—a family—and Steve's never letting him go this time.

#Steddie #Steve x eddie #Steddie fic #Steddie fanfic #this is soooooo sappy I’m sorry 😫#anyway I don’t have names for Steve’s kids yet lol #but his son is bi too #his daughter is more like him otherwise though #also Steve takes a while to accept his sexuality so he’s only just come out to his kids because I like stories like that #even though I know some ppl in this fandom have found them offensive??#but yeah when he comes out his son gets upset because he then feels like he can’t come out without it being weird haha #and Steve is like what??? no??? when he eventually tells him #(I watched a lot of soap operas growing up :P sometimes it comes out in my writing lol)#that’s why I’ll probably never write this fic but it’s fun to dabble in the verse #pizzaqueenfic #pizzaqueenwrites #tsofverse

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theeflowerofcarnage · 1 year

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So many townies so little time.... inspo

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523rdrebel · 3 months

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ALL OF TUMBLR RN

#this is a self called out #Because he’s alive!#I'M TELLING YOU #BRING THEM HOME NOW #😫😫😫#CORBETT #FILONI #star wars #the bad batch

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mintsdraws · 3 months

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happy valentines 💕💖

#pokemon #guzma #plumeria #pokemon sun and moon #mintsarts #pokemon sumo #valentines 2024 #i struggled with the text bc i didnt want it to sound weird 😫😂#anyway yay!! two of them!!!

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pendwelling · 24 days

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chuuu~ 🌷🔥🌊

#when the third wheel strikes back #서브 남주가 파업하면 생기는 일 #섭남파업 #twsb #MY ART #jung yeseo #christelle de sarnez #cédric riester #cedyeschris #I LOVE THEM 😫😩🥹🫶💕🫶💕#ignore the scuffed quality of the gif OTL #twsb art

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imrllytootiredforthis · 7 months

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here you go, the audio 😩

i couldn't wait for your answer so I just sent it anyway

(it sounds so much like them 😭)

🧍- i...fuck

no it does sound so much like them i'm gonna actually lose my mind-currently like short circuiting behind my computer screen

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and imagine afterwards, Lixie pulling out of him, watching his cum leak out of Hyunjin with wide-eyed wonder, using his fingers to push it all back into him

"don't let any of it go to waste jinnie,"

he's gentle but not gentle enough as Hyunjin squirms under him from overstimulation, moaning from the feeling of Felix's fingers slowly thrusting his cum back inside of him.

their eyes are both transfixed on where he pushes into him at a steady pace, so focused that they don't even realize you approaching until your kissing up Felix's neck and he's letting out a shocked moan, immediately leaning into the touch.

"Di-did I do good for you?" it's comical the way his tone has changed, in the way he's slipped right back into his usual headspace at your touch.

"Did so good for me Lixie, such a good boy," your tone is teasing as you lick a stripe up the skin of his throat. he whines quietly at the praise, still lazily thrusting in and out of Hyunjin despite it all.

you tug his head back, almost roughly and he lets out a shocked moan when you push him down further. "you made such a mess of Jinnie now didn't you?"

you glance at Hyunjin, still wrecked from the aftershocks of his orgasm, already hard from witnessing the simple act of you kissing up Felix's neck. your eyes trail over him, over disheveled hair and over the hickeys Felix has left, the forming bruises of his hands on his hips. and then the fingers still inside of him.

you push Felix down and lean to whisper into his ear, "now you gotta clean him up baby~"

#inbox💌#SORRY I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS😫#FUCK I WANT THEM SO BADDD #hard thoughts #dom reader #stray kids smut #sub stray kids #stray kids x reader

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titansarmy · 3 months

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at some point rick decided that the big bad, the big evil tyrant, was zeus and all of the gods were also victims and powerless to him even though that was never the case in pjo and sadly this mid-hoo/toa caricature-ish characterisation of zeus and the gods stains everything rick comes out with now

#like. zeus was always the 'king' but the shift in how he is characterised between pjo and toa is INSANE #hoo too tbh but he's barely there so it's hard to say #anyways i hate new zeus bc it takes agency away from the gods. they couldn't see their kids bc THE BIG EVIL MAN would not let them 😫#like be for real. the whole point was that they're supposed to be this grand being and they're trash. they cannot do anything for their kid

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lewkwoodnco · 3 months

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