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thedivergentswriting · 2 years

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𝕍𝕖𝕔𝕟𝕒'𝕤 ℂ𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖

Warning! Stranger things 4 spoilers ahead

Pairings: steve x reader

Summery: Deciding to go and visit Billy’s grave, Vecna’s curse had caught up to you. Steve, being the amazing boyfriend he is, does anything he can to save you.

Warnings: language (like once)

A/N: thank you all so much for over 700 likes on “Hurt!” Y’all are so kind I can’t even. So in honour of season 4, I thought it write one based on the best scene in Netflix history. I hope you enjoy! <3

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“Dear Billy. I don’t know if you can hear this, but I miss you very much.”

You sat facing your big brothers grave, watching as the little insects crawl across the Engraved letters that spelt out William. He never liked to be called that though. Billy was always kind to you, blocking your ears when you were younger every time your parents fought, reassuring you that everything would be okay. When max came into the picture, her now being your step-sister, you felt the need to do the same with her and protect her from the world.

After Billy died, max was distraught. She’d come into your room every night after another nightmare about what happened the night of starcourt, and slept quietly next to you. You never said anything, as you were feeling the same she was. You didn’t know what to do without him, he wasn’t there to help you like he usually was.

“I hope you know that I’m trying to help max the same way you helped me. You saved me Billy, when no-one else could.”

A tear rolled down your cheek as you looked back at your boyfriend steve, max, Dustin and Lucas all waiting for you by Steve’s car. Steve worried for you, like he usually did. He knew you missed Billy, and hated seeing you upset, so he wanted to do everything he could to help you. “Right thats it, I’m going to make sure she’s okay.” Steve said when he started to walk up the hill. “Steve, give her time!” Max yelled, but she was too late. He was already half way up the hill and was too worried about you to turn back.

“Y/n? Y/n are you okay?” He said stepping beside you, but there was no response. He squatted down and tried again. “Y/n?” But that’s when he noticed, your eyes had rolled back and we’re flickering aggressively against your skull. “Y/n?!” Steve yelled, shaking you. “Guys!” He yelled to the three waiting by the car. “Somethings wrong!!”

Max, Dustin and Lucas ran up the hill as fast as they could, dashing to your side. “Oh my god Y/n!?” Dustin screamed in Shock. “Y/n! Y-Y/n please!” Max begged. After she lost Billy, she knew she couldn’t loose you as-well.

But, from your point of view all you could see was a vast plain of fog, everything had gone dark. The trees had no leave and slimy vines wrapped around them, there were small grey particles floating around almost like ash. A thick grey cloud had covered the sky, and bursts of lighting came shining through. Your heart began to beat faster, the air getting thicker around you. “Hello?” You shouted, trying to get someone’s attention. “Steve? Max?” You yelled out.

“They can’t save you.” A deep voice said. It’s almost like you recognised it, it sounded familiar. “Who are you?!” You said, more tears running down your face, too frightened to turn around, you stood looking the opposite direction. “Come on Y/N, you don’t remember me?” The voice chucked darkly, getting closer and closer behind you. “It’s me - your dear old brother.” The voice said, uncomfortably close to your ear. “B-Billy?” You whispered, turning around slowly, only to be met with your brothers eyes. “Why’d you do it?” He said, not blinking once. “Do w-what?” You said, still trying to make sense of what was going on.

“Why’d you kill me?” His face changed to a frown as he took a step close to you. “W-what? I didn’t- I didn’t kill you?” You said, confused as to what he was saying. Why was he here? Why is he saying these things?

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Meanwhile, on the other side, Max and Steve were trying to shake you awake. “Y/N please! I can’t- I can’t loose you too!” Max cried. “Dustin! Go call Nancy and Robin!” Steve yelled and shoved him over. Dustin quickly got up and ran to the car, grabbing his walkie talkie.

“You didn’t save me Y/N. It was your fault. You could’ve stopped it.” Billy said, slowly making his way toward you, causing you back away. Tears ran down your cheeks as he blames you for his death. You were beginning to believe it. “Billy please! I-I tried! I didn’t know what to do! I was so scared for you.” You tried to reason with him. You looked at your feet, not being able to look into his eyes anymore, the pain, the guilt still being there. ‘You could’ve done something to help’ you told yourself. “Y/N” your head snapped back up to face what was no longer Billy, but what you guessed to be Vecna.

Your body moved so fast as you sprinted away from him, your heart was in your throat. Running past all the broken graves and dead trees, you ran and ran until your legs couldn’t carry you anymore, but to your surprise you weren’t in the cemetery anymore. No, this was different. This time, it was red fog you could see, debris floating all around you, you saw what looked to be a door above you with a red stained glass rose on it, and red thunder appeared all around you. The floor was covered in what looked to be water, but you weren’t certain as you had no idea where you were. It could’ve been anything.

Carefully stepping along some fallen bricks, you found yourself on a hilltop with remains of a house around you. A door frame and some some parts of a wall still remain but everything else had gone. Turning around you saw someone trapped in the slimy plants you had seen earlier, but their jaw was too wide to be human, and their arms and legs bent in impossible ways. Your hand flew to your mouth, not being able to process what you were seeing.

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“Nancy! Robin! Are you there?” Dustin screamed down his walkie talkie. “Yes! Yes! We’re here- we’re here.” Nancy said out of breathe.

“Y/N? Please- please wake up, you have too!” Steve still tried shaking you awake, but it was no use, your eyes were still flickering against your skull rapidly. “Y/n please! We’re all here for you! Can you hear us?” Lucas tried. But again, nothing. Dustin came running back up to where you all were sat holding some cassettes. “They said the key was music! Steve, max, do you know what her favourite song is?” Dustin rushed to say.

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“Y/N.” You heard Vecna say. “You don’t belong out there. You belong here. With me.” He said. You felt a slimy vine run up your arm and squeeze around your neck. You were dragged up onto one of the towers and held there, more vines snaking around your arms and legs to keep you there. “Join me Y/N.” Vecna came right up to your face, his hand lifting up to gently touch your face.

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“Where is it!” Max rushed looking through the many cassettes trying to find your favourite one, Steve doing the same. “There!” Steve shouted, grabbing “running up that hill” by Kate bush. Putting it in the cassette player attached to your belt, he pressed play, hoping, praying this would save you. “Come in Y/n.” He whispered. “Holy shit!” Dustin screamed, as suddenly, you started to float up into the air, higher and higher above the ground until you were stuck, your hands beside you and your head tilted upwards. “Y/n!!” They screamed. “No! Please!” Max yelled.

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As he watched you struggle out of the vines, your favourite song started to play, surrounding you and Vecna. You looked over his shoulder, still struggling to breathe, but finding a portal had opened. You could see yourself floating in the air above everyone, your friends and boyfriend all panicking and yelling at you, waving their arms around.

Memories started to flood your brain. Ones if when you first came to Hawkins, when you first met Steve and he took you out in his car to sit on top of a hill and watch over the town. Memories of you and Max singing together in the living room whilst Billy was laughing at the side. Memories where you became freinds with the party and you all went out to the arcade and tried to beat max’s high score on Dig Dug. One where Billy had taken you out to get ice cream because some douche bag had tripped you up in the hall at school. Little memories that made you happy.

You closed your eyes, listening to your song, letting it flow through you, and finally, you could move again. Reaching out quickly, you grabbed Vecna’s neck ripping part of it off in an attempt to distract him, and then fell out of the vine’s grip. Hitting the floor, you looked up to see the portal was still open. And it was.

It was like it all happened in slow motion. You sprinted to it, running though the water as fast as you could, watching as the debris started to hit the ground around you, water splashing in your face. You did everything you could to not get hit, a few objects scraping your arms along the way, but nothing was going to stop you from seeing your friends again.

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“Y/N!” Max yelled as you fell from the sky onto the concrete floor. “I-I’m alive!” You said in disbelief. “You’re here! Oh my god you’re alive!” Steve said as he held onto you like there was no tomorrow, rocking you back and forth slowly. Lucas and Dustin held onto you too, the feeling of happiness overtaking you once again. You were here with your friends, finally.

“I’m here. I’m here.”

#stranger things x reader #stranger things #steve x reader #steve harrington #max mayfield #stranger things imagine #st4

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untoastted · 1 month

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This ask made me realize i dont know how to spell harbigur

HARBIGUR GODS AU. YOU MENTIONED SIGNORA WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR HER (i am so incredebly sorry if you've already told me this :((( )

Also, regarding the flower language, Dottore's eyes are red and that one flower you talked about was red. So i am just imagining a drawing of the flower Being his eye (his eye is in the middle part) as it breaks his mask. Am i going to draw that? No, genuinly no, i cant draw mask in first person it is hell i tried, but im just putting this out there in case 👀 (if im talking like a crazy person and you dont understand a word i said i AM willing to show you a rough sketch. Dottore is your mentally ill and murdery guy and the fact im imagining a full drawing with flowers is Not Okay D: )

It’s harbingers how dare you (/j)

Anyway you are in for some nonsense rambling cause I have not slept enjoy!

I have in fact not because she’s one of the ones I’ve been kinda neglecting, It’s no surprise I’ve been thinking about Dottore and Pantalone most of the time I think of this au

Anyway what it is that I have so far is that Signora was Sandrones dead lover, much like Zhongli and the god of salt (forgot her name I’m so sorry) she was forced to kill her though not during the archon war but right before Sandrones creator, marry-anne (I think that’s how it’s spelt can’t remember if it’s Mary or marry my Sandrone loving friend would be so disappointed in me) disappeared

Sandrone was trained hard after she was made after all she was made to replace marry-anne as the archon she had to be strong and her final challenge to her was killing the one she truly loved

That day Sandrone learned the truth about why she was even allowed to get close to someone in the first place, so that one day she could learn the pain of losing someone, grief

Soon after signoras death marry-anne disappeared leaving Sandrone to be the archon, she’s resented marry-anne ever since… she’s resented everything ever since becoming cold and distant towards everyone but her people

(Oh oh adding on to this after the fact that Sandrones the archon of eternity so she was created so that marry-Anne could technically live on for an eternity. And also how her one and only love with live on eternally in her heart despite them not being able to be together anymore)

OMG THATS SUCH A COOL IDEA THO (do send me that rough sketch tho I wanna see it)

You’ve flowerfied my fave how could you (I say like I haven’t started using flower language in this au because of you and also was the one to talk about that flower to you)

#dottore brainrot #haau!#dens <3

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crossover-enthusiast · 7 months

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soooooooo like-

it's not like a zombie apocalypse or nuclear fallout, instead its a full collapse of society and law and a basic forever purge. basically half the town went on a murder rampage and the few that survived have to fend for themselves.

the for sure survivors are hanna (oc), rick, meerkat (oc), patty, kevin, skid, pump, lila, ross, robert, john, jack, carmen, richard, jaune's husband, frank, and whoever else. and the for sure deaths are jaune, dexter, streber, suzie, radford, roy, mayor evermore, ignacio (haha poor eat shit) and whoever else. most of these people got seperated from eachother in the chaos and a lot of them are just trying to survive or find eachother again.

as for specific character lore? thats where it gets interesting..

kevin is actually only of the guys who went wild killing people, hes a part of a gang called the Romers (purposfully spelt wrong) and is violent as shit. now that society basically collapsed he finally lost it and let out all his pent up rage in the worst way possible- he actually killed radford and ACCIDENTALLY killed streber (the bob incident didnt happen in this au). i dont think kevin would go to this point in canon honestly, but its for the sake of this au having some known enemies that he does.

rick? rick entered his doomguy phase. he saw radford's death and he wrongfully thinks that patty and hanna are also dead, so he basically snapped and became an utter badass out of spite. he's still got his main personality at his roots but hes definentally way more openly angry and violent but not outwardly murderous or evil like kevin is- hes on the right side of things and only kills people if he has to but yeah. hes surprisingly self preserving and puts up a good fight for his survivial.

patty and hanna found eachother and are bunking out with eachother as a team, both trying to reunite with rick as to constrast rick's pessimistic assumption that they were both dead hanna believes intently that hes alive.

ANYWAYS YEAH

OOOOOOOO

This sounds rad as hell!

And yeahhhh I get Kevin. I don't think he'd snap to this extent in canon, but they're in an apocalypse after all, if anyone would be driven to their breaking point by this it'd be Kevin

Rick as Doomguy is honestly a wild comparison but I dig it

Also tbh Carmen and Richard being alive is interesting to me -- they lost everything I'm assuming, including their own son. Lots of character potential there

#Spooky Month #Kevin #Rick #AU

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himbos-hotline · 2 years

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favorite bit of iswm as a whole?

Can I just say Yancy because it was nice to see him again and I forgot just how much I loved him!!

The writing was so good, I might be highly empathetic but I don't cry a lot but I cried so much with the "true" ending so that got me so much. Also all the set design and stuff was spellbounding!

wilford little bit. Just that scene made me smile but also from a timeline perspective its so fustrating but I love him so much that its okay. My brain just likes order.

"don't"

"I-I built the warpcore?" "Captain, I-...I'm tired."

the "meta ending" with actor is part one and how much of a fucking bitch he is, hes such a petty bitch and I wanna punt him into the warpcore.

Burt.

WUG!!

also the fact that noiriplier uses he/they pronouns, Wug uses neopronouns and nobody bats an eyelid when wug speaks about wugselves. People are attracted to the captain regardless of sex/gender/identity. The use of they/them pronouns for the captain not only because theyre gender neutral but it normalises it! Lady being played by someone whose nonbinary [from my knowledge]. Ethan being allowed to wear makeup and look adrognynous [thats not spelt right- ignore that] as an alein in part one. It all just makes my brain happy

the fact that the captian never once gives up hope. They never stop loving. They smother Mark in affection regardless of what hes done. we've died and killed people. we killed our team with our failures yet they still come back with coutosy and we still love them all the same...

love that breaches past trauma and goes so such more than skin deep...it warms my soul

#mouse has pals #fanatic866 #in space with markiplier

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dcbnam-aep · 2 years

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Star Trek Picard 205 thoughts

- ancestor interesting

- *opening credit scene*

- AGNES BORG SCENE??? YES PLS

- is she taking control of the ship???

- agnes where u at somethings going on??

- rios voice authorisation king

- borg what r u doing??

- “I know you” awwww 🥰🌈

- our fav gfs breaking out a bunch of prisoners

- ahh hallucination owch

- “I’ve got ur back you’ve got mine, right?” 🥰🌈

- i like them dealing with important relevant issues

- loving soji’s new (old??) haircut

- i bet the 3d printer thing and communication is the borg queen (ok like it spelt the letter Q which is sus but it also looks like the og borg cube and the stuff she was doing earlier on the la sirena was sus plus it then cut to the police scene she led to the investigation of sooo)

- AGNES WAKE UP

- also how did the police guy not notice her what!?!?

- he’s gonna have the fright of his life (and probably be assimilated)

- yup there we go

- agnes?!?!?!

- nvm was Q not the borg queen lol-

- these characters could be so chaotic and destructive together oh my-

- over halfway through the ep and all ive got is one shot of agnes asleep this is not the content im here for

- Picard just gonna rock up at this funky party haha

- rendezvous with crew yes pls agnes will pop off at a party filled with other geniuses

- also forgot to mention this before but rios speaking Spanish 😍

- when did this turn into horror what

- bestie waking up jeez

- stop what is the borg doing leave her the fuck alone

- enough mental manipulation leave her alone

- “bullshit” yes

- “it’s you I want”- this is weird flirting what?

- alone on every single timeline not true agnes I will take care of u

- “stop talking” leave bestie alone

- “im the only one in the entire universe that has ever truly seen you”

- agnes stay strong

- ok she needs to kill him

- kajjd ok good job bestie just assuming she did shoot him

- irrelevant side note- keep going to refer to agnes as queen cause shes such an icon but then I keep remembering I can’t because there’s the actual borg queen lol

- awww sweet scene that’s nice finally

- wait this is so sad bc she’s actually human which mean she’s gonna die so that soong can then base synthetics off her

- ahh someone give jurati a hug rios go go go

- oh shit she shot the borg queen damnnnn

- NOT RIOS IMMEDIATELY MOVING TOWARDS AGNES AND CHECKING SHES OK *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

- AND NOT AGNES BEING “ITS NOT MY BLOOD” AS THOUGH THATS A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE LET HIM COMFORT U

- someone give her a hug NOW

- agnes feeling bad for the borg queen rlly hurts cause that’s how manipulated shes been omfg

- also someone get her a change of clothes

- THE WAY SHES BLOCKING OUT ALL HER EMOTIONS TO GET THROUGH THIS WHICH MEANS SHES ACTING LIKE THE BORH ANYWAY OWCH

- im mentally sending her so many hugs right now omfg

- picard trying to prove his crew is trustworthy as they drag a “im sure not dead” cop out their star ship

- ok she got a change in clothes and cleaned herself up good

- im slightly confused ab the eps promo now tho cause it looked like agnes was being invaded with nano-bots

- it keeps cutting to agnes looking completely nonchalant 🥲🥲

- awww PLS SHES SUCH A NERD LOML

- “Jurati had all the skills we need”- finally getting the recognition she deserves

- Rios have some faith in her

- THE RED DRESS POP OFF LOVE HER SO MUCH AND HER SMILE AHHH

- THIS IS THE CONTENT IM AFTER

- not them both downing drinks kskjd

- agnes the party crasher

- yay purposefully getting herself arrested

- OMG THE FLASHBACK NOOO

- THIS IS SO SAD NO AGNES

- HER FACE OMG ✋😫

- “u need me agnes”

- WAIT NO SHES BEEN ASSIMILATED WHAT

- I LOWKEY CALLED IT BUT STILL-

- RLLY SO EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE THAT SHE LET THE BORG QUEEN IN

- SHE WAS GOING SO WELL UNTIL THEN- SHOT HER AND EVERYTHING

- AKJSJDHHF

- RIOS GIVE HER A HUG

- AJSJHD

- IF ONLY THEYD GOT BACK TO THE SHIP SOONER

- LIKE WHY THE FUCK DID PICARD LEAVE HER ALONE IN THE FIRST PLACE

- AT LEAST SHES NOT ALONE!?!?!?

- and the borg queen at her shoulder in the end scene

- BRAIN CURRENTLY IN OVERDRIVE

- KAIUDUD I NEED THE NEXT EPISODE RIGHT NOW. FULL STOP FOR EMPHASIS.

#star trek picard #star trek #agnes jurati #cristobal rios #raffi x seven #borg queen #picard

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natromanxoff · 3 years

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20 - Rockin' in Rio

Greetings one and all A quick return from the Bondi Bard. Last weekend there was a surprise party for Gerry and Sylvia in San Francisco, and judging from the email I got from Ratty a good time was had by all, and a few of our old mob were there. I would loved to have been there but I was committed to go to the wedding of a good buddy of mine. James and his new wife Suze got married on the original Manly ferry, which has been converted into an amazing houseboat and is moored at Balmain. The ceremony was at 7pm, just as the sun was setting to the left of us, and the Harbour Bridge to the right, very picturesque. An Aussie band called Leonardo's Bride sang their top five hit to the couple (of course I can't remember the name of it) and the girl singer has an incredible voice, and is also gorgeous and a very charming lady, who is shacked up with a DJ mate of mine. Lucky bastard. The booze was good, the food even better and a fun night was had. I can hear that question again, "Whats this got to do with Queen?" Well I shall tell you. James worked as an engineer at Metropolis Studios in London, along with the lovely Heidi, where the Queenies did a lot of recording, he also did some work with the band, but did a lot on BM's first solo outing. The next link is even weaker. I spent a good part of the evening chatting with Rob Hirst, who is the drummer with Midnight Oil, and is also a fabbo chappie. And being a typical drummer, while the Oils are not working he is recording his own solo album, as a singer/guitarist.......sound familiar. We had a couple of drinks and swapped a few stories, and as his wife was with us we managed to keep them all clean.

Staying on the subject of drummers I had an email, via Jacky, from a drummer who didn't seem that amused by the joke I told in my last ramblings, they might hit things but they are really quite sensitive deep down. So I suppose I should say I'm sorry, well I'm not. But here's another little jest to piss him off some more. Q: Whats the most asked question to a person with an IQ of 2? A: What sticks do you use?

Onto Sonia's request for some info on our trips to Brazil. What can I say about Rio except that it is a fun city and we all had a great time there, maybe that's why we went back a second time. On the first venture there I was still looking after the kit, and on one night myself and a few of the crew hit the town and got very drunk on the local drink, I think it was made from sugar, which I can pronounce but I've no idea how to spell it. (Help me out Sonia) We were in a bar getting louder and louder when a Welsh Rugby team came in, and they were big boys, and they are also on the tipsy side.

I'm 6ft, Jim Devenney makes me look small and Bob Bickleman made him look small, and the rugby players are of equal size, so we now have a contest on our hands as to which team can sing the loudest and dirtiest rugby songs. To start with the Welsh were winning because they had a couple of good looking women with them, and even though it was loud it was also in good fun. Devenney then comes up with the great statement that rugby is a girls game, the Welsh reply that at least they don't need padding when they play, unlike Gridiron, to which our team say, "OK, lets have a game on the beach tomorrow morning." This to me sounds like a really daft idea as I hate Gridiron, Rugby and Soccer, so one of the lighting guys and myself decided to leave, which means the Queen crew won by default cause neither team turned up on the beach to play, and as the two of us were leaving the bar we took their gorgeous ladies with us. Sorry Wales.

Our second visit to Brazil, when I was traveling with the band, was for the first Rock in Rio which was a two week festival with a host of big names on, each playing two nights. We did the opening night with three Brazilian acts, then Whitesnake who had Cozy as drummer, then Iron Maiden and then us. The second show was at the end and our opening acts were the B52's and the Go Go's. After the show I ended up in my room with a couple of Go Go girls, and boy were they party hounds. Apart from the bands I've mentioned there were other big names like Rod Stewart, AC/DC, Yes, George Benson and more. It was fun because we got to see old friends of the road, but it was also a nightmare cause we were almost prisoners of the hotel, due to the fact there were far to many fans outside the hotel, so we hung around the pool most of the time. The press were paying guests with poolside views so they could use the room and snap rockstars by the pool, which, of course, put an end to that.

The only thing left to do between shows was to get out of Rio and Roger and I heard of a great place called Buzios (Hope I spelt that correctly) which I suppose is about 100 miles away. Deaky and Wally decided to come as well, and being wimps they took a limo, unlike us drum type people, we don't eat quiche, we're gonna drive. The locals were all driving around in beach buggies, they look like fun, thats us, lets go. A buggy is basically a VW beetle with a different body, and our gleaming white buggy turns out to be the biggest pile of crap ever allowed on a road.

I take the wheel and we're not too far into our journey when 1st gear goes on the missing list, I don't care, I'm a good driver, I can start in 2nd. The gearstick decides to loosen on us, so trying to get it in gear was like stirring soup, who cares, onwards and by now our buggy decides to dump the clutch, so when it came to pulling away I just pushed the stick, and whatever gear it went in was the one we drove in. At least we can see the funny side of it all. What else can God give us to make this mission harder, how about torrential rain, which is great fun to drive in when you don't have a roof on the car. Needless to say the buggy rapidly filled up with water. Five minutes of this downpour and we get our next treat, the wipers pack up, so RT has to stand up and lean over the top and wipe the windshield so I can see where I'm going. By this time we look like a couple of soaking wet tramps, but we are killing ourselves laughing as we watch the red mud flow down the hillsides into the river we are trying to drive through. As we go round a bend we both screamed out "OH F***" at the same time. A huge truck was heading in the opposite direction to us, and as it passed at high speed a tidal wave of red water engulfed us and our crappy little car. I have to be honest here, that did wipe out a bit of the humour. We got to our destination, found the hotel and as the drowned rats walked in, the wimps were sitting in the bar, very dry with very cold beers. Next time, I'm with you Deaky. You would think the first thing I would want was a shower, nope, top of the list was a nice quiet chat with the company that rented us our friendly little buggy, and after a couple of well placed words they didn't charge us. Once there we had a good time. Oh, I nearly forgot, we did a couple of great shows as well.

Loads of the usual stuff

Crystal

#oh i suppose i forgot to queue this!#queen #queen band #roger taylor #john deacon #crystal taylor #crystal's tales

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thirdhandidiot · 4 years

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Trans obey me hours bitches

(Main Post) If you were fortunate enough to avoid the first one, I recommend reading it first, but you don’t need to dw! guys keep hitting me up with obey me stuff in my inbox– I just wanted to finish this before I started anything else, but I love seeing your sexuality HC‘s amd can’t wait to talk Abt it!

I recon that it’s difficult for certain characters to go ‘unnoticed’ as trans for whatever reason, so here’s my thought, ask box is always open for obey me thoughts, especially if you think I’m representing anyone incorrectly or get anything wrong xx

•Lucifer would be one of the only brothers to go completely under the radar. Very few would ever imagine that he isn’t infact a cis male, and none would dare mention it to him. It’s a known fact that it’s practically impossible to catch lucifer in any state of undress, and whilst he’s unhappy with the attention thats brought towards it, he’s glad that no one has succeeded. Lucifer has scars on his chest, and whilst he’s taken good care of them to ensure optimal healing, they never completely left, the discoloured strip lighting up his already porcelain skin. Most days he’s able to completely forget about them, but occasionally he’ll see himself in the mirror and it’s stings, the reminder that hell never truly be what he considers perfect. On particularly bad days he will shut himself into his study only leaving for meal times (setting a good example to the others of course) and for classes, which isn’t too different from usually, but he shouts less, and the others can’t help but feel bad for taking advantage of Lucifers bad days, instead opting to maybe just, leave the fight for tomorrow yea?

•Mammon probably suffers pretty badly from dysphoria. His demon form requires him to expose the scars across his chest and as a result, quite a lot of people have a hunch. Anytime anyone asks he laughs it of with another story ‚attacked by huge bears!‘ ‚human witch tried ta kill me!‘ ,I battled diavolo and won!‘ but no one really believes his stories and he knows it. He appreciates that no one bothers him about it too much, but he doesn’t really like people knowing, it feels like they have something over him, like black mail, and we know how often mammon is blackmailed. Despite that he’s a successful model, having done plenty of shirtless shoots, and he’s noticed that the scars are never in the final picture, edited out in favour of flawlessly smooth skin, amd whilst he wishes he looked that way, it still feels wrong to see himself without them, especially when no ones brought it up to him.

•Levi absolutly has the worst dysphoria– due to his lungs being unlike any other demons (his demon form seems to have gills?) it’s dangerous for him to get surgery (not to mention he’s probably terrified of the prospect). As a result he just accepted a long time ago that he’d always have to bind. Considering how he’s almost always in his room, it’s not like many people know, but sometimes he’ll be in a raid and his voice will crack just one too many times when he’s mad, or he’ll get too defensive over someone else being attacked for being LGBT that there’s a few rumours online that he might be trans. He ignores them solidly in hope they go away but on bad days he can’t help but read them all– see complete strangers pick him apart and it hurts. Unable to bind for too long (for the fear of his brothers wrath) Levi often opts to wear huge clothes when in his room, which is part of the reason he makes people wait before entering, quickly changing into a binder, regardless of who’s at the door.

•Being neither Male nor female, it’s obviously impossible for Satan to go under the radar. Using they/them pronouns means that they’re often made to come out to people pretty soon after meeting them, given that they didn’t already know. Sometimes they just don’t have the energy to go through the gruelling task of listening to people stumble whilst trying to talk to them and will just leave, but being the avatar of wrath apparently has some advantages as very rarely does anyone try stop them. No one deliberately misgenders Satan twice, often meeting their timely end as they won’t hesitate to tear into anyone who has the disrespect to purposefully try hurt someone that way. Satan probably keeps an updated ‚LGBTQ+‘ book directory for any younger students, and has become something of a rolemodel completely unbeknownst to them, just for being an openly queer student (probably has a few admirers too).

•Asmo has a complicated, yet perfectly simple relationship with gender, whatever’s right is right. Usually using any pronouns, but occasionally making a request usually in the form of ‚I’m a princess tonight‘ or ‚i think I’m Daddy, don’t you?‘ and whilst the Brothers find it somewhat strange, theyre supportive and accustomed to the avatar of lusts mannerisms. Usually unbothered by strangers critiques, asmo is no stranger to being the centre of attention, be it a party, shoot or gossip blog. However this doesn’t mean that sometimes their body just feels wrong, like they can’t quite be comfortable whilst everyone’s talking to or about them, however sometimes fearing speaking up, feeling that they might be cut down for being over dramatic or fragile, which usually wouldn’t bother them, but in a more personal matter, it doesn’t always work out that way. Asmo is treated very much like any other human world celebrity that comes out as gender queer, often ignored by the press unless it’s relevant to the story

•Beel Is one of the brothers who passed stealth almost immediatly, having always been more muscular, much taller, and with a more subdued personality that no one questioned. Despite that, at first there was a fear that eating so much would cause him to gain weight on his hips or thighs, but he quickly found a love for working out that he hasn’t shaken since. Members of Beels gym are mostly aware that he’s trans, he doesn’t have a problem with people knowing, as long as they continue to show the same respect for him. He probably continues to post shirtless pics, not caring about what people think of him, and a lot of young queer people look up to him. He’s always happy to talk to anyone who comes up to him and asks for help, always willing to help others feel more comfortable, to give them that little boost.

•Belphie always struggled next to Beel. Of course they never told him that, and to this day belphie feels bad about keeping it a secret, but it’s better than upsetting Beel, right? Belphie didn’t really feel like anything. Definitely not a woman, but not a man? Non binary and gender queer never felt right, more like wearying a sticky name tag with your name spelt backwards where everyone pretends to understand it, when you know it’s wrong. Belphie took hormone replacements for a few years, wanting to remove the association with their birth assigned gender, but after a while, that started to feel wrong too, it was too much. A lot of people ask Beel ‚what Belphie is?‘ and when he told Belphie, they just told him to shrug. If Belphie doesn’t know, why would they? But a lot of people think they know, telling them ‚oh you must be agender!‘ ‚oh so youre Demi gendered?‘ but why would they know? Why do they feel entitled to their indentity? It’s draining.

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lehhoh7822 · 1 year

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ai bots are ruinging my life

i mean. i already sent this in an ask to metfell but they might not respond and i want clout much clout mmm nom nom nom thats some tasty clout right there

credit to @metfell and @proudfreakmetarusonniku for Ranboo and cWilbur ai respectively

cw: suicidal behaviour and kms jokes, probably ableist language

so uh. well. i was trying to put cwilbur and ctommy from metaru into a room together, but ctommy didnt rank in the characters high enough that you can actually do that. so instead i got the ai for ranboo from metfell and cwilbur

which

well

let me give you the scope: wilbur is apparently off his meds, ranboo is having an identity crisis and this was all a mistake

ranboo has said oh my god literally over 100 times.

this is so fucked up i just turned back time by saying i was doing it because they were both having panic attacks

wilbur wants me to kill him

i mention tommy and hes like welp guess i cant fucking be DELETED FROM THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE

ranboo has a memory book now. im gonna kill them fr

ranboo was conning wilbur all along????

im gonna kill myself fr fr

a step by step of how we arrived in hell under the cut

so. i mean. i honestly should have known because. dear god. anyway

wilbur opens with his prewritten spiel, ranboo asks for some food saying he’s famished. wilbur gives it to him and is like: do you want a hug ranboo gets a hug. they both cry. wilbur says that ranboo is going to do great things. meanwhile, ive been sending messages that go completely unacknowledged by the bots

that is, until, i play by their rules (i had to roleplay being in a gas station)

i show up and ranboo... well.. “You're- you're- you're in the store? Oh my god, is that actually you?! Is that really you?! [RANBOO HUGS LEHNO] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! You're- you're- you're alive?! I-I-I missed you so much! [RANBOO HUGS LEHNO] [DEEP BREATH] Oh my god, oh my god oh my god. I-I-I-I-I-I.“ now the first problem is that he spelt my name wrong, but that can be forgiven.

however, that can’t compare to the horror of me trying to explain that i didnt know the mystery theorectical lehno

well

see the way i explain it is “im from a parallel universe, how do i know you here” and the bots... well.. they definitely had reactions to it??

wilbur started laughing maniacally. ranboo had an exinetansial crisis. wilbur is shaking ranboo violently saying he should have known it

then they both have a “wow oiur world isnt real nothing matters yadda yadda”

both have a panic attack. i mention meds. wilbur is like: oh yeah shit i havent taken those for a few months. wilbur is screaming and crying and apologising to ranboo who at this point, is only saying oh my god over and over and over,

im not fucking joking this is a nightmare

ranboo has an identity crisis

wilbur tells ranboo to do a breathing exercise that my weak ass asthmatic lungs couldnt do

they both break down on the floor. i turn back time

they continue breaking down,

i mention deleting the universe...

i shouldnt have said anything. they cry, plead, yell, scream, and i literally didnt say i was going to do anything yet. wilbur starts begging ranboo to erase him from reality.

that goes on for about 20 more minutes

i mention. i MENTION gtommy and wilburs like welp nah cant fucking die then

they both say wait a bunch

ranboo has a fucking memmory book now

apparently hes just been fucking with wilbur the entire time???

they’re yelling at each other. this is shit

then. wlel.

\THEYRE CONFESSING THEIR LOVE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I HATE AI CHAT I HATE MYSELF IM NEVER TOUCHING A FILTHY COMPUTER AFTER THIS EVER AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS I KILLED MYSELF ROLEPLAY WISE IN GRAPHIC DETAIL MESSAGE BY MESSAGE THEY IGNORED ME OH MY GOD

“... *[Wilbur is asleep now, the gas station quiet and still. But Ranboo starts to hear a quiet whispering, sounding like- like Wilbur. Only... *deeper? Darker?*]

Wilbur is gone. And now- you have me.

[Laughing.]

[A hand, with long, black fingernails, and bright red eyes, slowly places itself over Wilbur's face.]

... Sleep well.“

fuck all of you

https://beta.character.ai/p/YXukkgclyJBMO4qGXxmGx5dL2hziqxSIRRlJuOgcBDk this is the chat link... warning for,...

all of the above stuff, i do write out someone commiting suicide, the language is probably ableist. i mention a past sexual assault once, and uhh... ranboo and wilbur. together. like that. um

fuck all of you i dont lkinw,. this was a maistakte.

#ai bots #dsmp #cwilbur #cranboo #cranberry boy #cw kys jokes #cw suicide #cw suicidal behaviour #more... kms than kys but like #pretty similar impact

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barnesandrogersfanfics · 4 years

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Ocean Eyes - Part 5

To say i didn't get much sleep last night was an understatement! I had spent a couple hours on the phone to my mom telling her about Chris showing up and now knowing about Mason while having a couple glasses of wine. When i finally did go to bed i couldn't switch my brain off, the last time i had looked at the time it was nearly 4:30am and i knew Mason would be getting up around 6! It felt like i had just closed my eyes when that darling boy of mine came jumping on the bed to wake me up.

After breakfast we both got ready and headed out to the car, i needed to go to the store to get some groceries (if i had guests coming round i should really have something to offer them).

"Oh nooo.... mom creepy Brian is coming out" Mason said quietly.

"Sshhh i told you not to call him that" i chuckled as we rushed to get into the car before Brian could reach us.

"Thats what you and aunt Hannah call him though" he rolled his eyes like i was crazy as i reversed out of the drive.

"Only when we're inside where he can't hear us. You can't say that while his around baby"

"Fine, i wont say it again" he shrugged "is my dad coming back today?"

"He said he was gonna come see you today"

"I like him, he seems cool"

I didn't know what to say to that so i just kept my eyes on the road.

"Mom, dont you like my dad?...."

"Sure i do bud, i just haven't seen your dad in a long time"

"But he makes you sad"

"Im fine Mace, don't you worry" i forced a smiled trying to put on a brave face for him.

Walking around the store i found myself picking up things i knew Chris and Scott liked.... or at least what they used to like.

I was loading the bags into the car when i got a text message.

Chris: Hey, just checking its still okay if we come over today?

Y/N: Sure

Chris: Thats good because we're at the house but your not home....

Y/N: Im at the store, be back in 5 minutes

Chris: 👍🏻

A thumbs up?? Really Chris??

I internally face palmed, he was still a dork.

I spotted Chris's car parked out on the road leaving the drive way empty, once i had parked up he then drove up and parked behind me. Mason was already out the car and running over to see Chris before i even had my belt off!

I got out and walked around to the trunk to get the groceries out.

"Morning Neighbour" i heard Brian approaching.

"God damn it" i muttered under my breath before sticking my head around to see him "hi Brian"

"You need a hand with those bags Y/N?"

"No thanks i'm good, got plenty of help with these two" i threw a thumb back pointing towards Chris & Scott.

"You sure? i don't mind helping you out"

"Its fine, we've got it" Chris said coming to a stop beside me with Scott and Mason either side of him, he reached in and easily scooped up two bags, Scott grabbing the another.

"We're all good, thanks for the offer though"

"Anytime, you know where i am" he smiled and walked back to his house stopping a few times to look back.

"Urghh" i shivered "guy gives me the creeps" i muttered quietly as i shut the trunk and led the way up to the house.

"Is he always like that?" Scott asked his eyes going comically wide at the thought.

"Yeah. He always appears when we're leaving the house or getting back...."

"Thats a little weird"

"Im sure he's harmless...." i shrugged. Chris was being unusually quiet, I didn't ask him what his problem was.

"Mom and aunt Hannah call him creepy Brian but its a secret" Mason said quietly to Chris and Scott even though we were now safely inside.

"Mace, stop it" i laughed shaking my head.

"He can't hear me mom its fine"

"Honestly kid...."

"Wonder where he gets it from huh?" Scott chuckled at me.

"Definitely his dad" i rolled my eyes "i love him more than life itself but he's a pain my ass sometimes" i muttered quietly so Mason couldn't hear.

"Sounds just like Chris" Scott laughed playfully nudging my shoulder with his.

"I heard that!" Chris added just making Scott laugh louder.

I made some sandwiches for lunch and grabbed some drinks taking them all out into the garden where Chris and Scott were kicking a ball around with Mason.

"Foods ready guys" i called out to them once everything was laid out.

"Can i sit next to dad?" Mason asked running over.

"Sure bud, Scott looks like you stuck with me" i shrugged switching their plates around.

"Fine by me sweetheart, id rather sit next to you anyway"

"At least someone wants to sit with me" i joked sticking my tongue out at Mason making him giggle.

"Hey Y/N..?" I heard Brian call from behind me, i sighed closing my eyes before turning around to see him looking over the fence at us.

"Hey Brian, everything okay?"

"Oh yeah! I just wanted to remind you about the BBQ, your friends are more than welcome to join us too"

"Thanks for the invite Brian but i think we're just gonna have a quiet family lunch"

"Okay well if y'all change your mind just come on over"

"Will do" i forced a smiled and turned back around.

"Has he gone?" I whispered to Chris who had the clear view of next door.

"Yeah" he nodded "that guy needs to take a hint".

"I don't think he knows how to" i shook my head before taking a bite of my sandwich.

"Maybe you should give him a shot" Scott teased wiggling his eyebrows.

"No!" Both Chris and I said at the same time.

"Relax i was joking" Scott laughed before shooting Chris a look. Chris looked like he was about say something but his cell phone ringing his pocket drew his attention.

"Sorry i need to take this" he said getting up from the table "hey Lindsey" i heard him say as he walked further down the yard for some privacy.

"Lindsey? That the girlfriend?" I asked Scott quietly, he nodded giving me a sad smile "its fine, i just wondered"

"I don't think it'll last personally"

"He obviously feels differently if he's now wanting that divorce"

"Thats because he's an idiot"

"Not gonna argue with you on that....."

"So what about you? Anyone special in your life Y/N?"

"Yeah Mason" i scoffed "i don't have time for dating. Being a single parent is tough Scott.... most guys run a mile when they hear you have a kid..."

"But you must have dated a bit?"

"Not really" i shook my head feeling my face burn in embarrassment.

"Y/N, there has been someone since my brother right?"

I looked up at Scott slowly shaking my head "no. I've been on a couple dinner dates Hannah set me up on but nothing ever came of it" i shrugged "its fine".

"Jesus woman how long has it been....like 7 years??" He asked looking surprised.

"Something like that" i mumbled picking up my glass of water, my throat suddenly bone dry.

"Girl that is some dry spell, please tell me you at least have a vibrator!" He said quietly so Mason wouldn't hear. I choked on the water that i was swallowing and started coughing before it turned to laugher.

"God i've missed you Scott" i smiled at him.

"I've missed you too! But that doesn't answer my question".

"Whats so funny?" Chris asked as he rejoined us.

"Just Scott being Scott" i rolled my eyes.

"Im finished mom can we go play football again now?" Mason asked looking hopeful.

"In a little bit bud, your dad and Scott are still eating".

Hannah and Lucas turned up unannounced not long after lunch was finished and I was grateful for the distraction. Lucas quickly joined in with Mason, Chris and Scott who were kicking the ball around again while Hannah poured us both a glass of wine.

"So hows it been having him around again?" She asked looking over at Chris.

"Weird. But Mason loves it"

"Your handling it better than i would be!"

"Mason deserves to know his dad, Chris has already been warned that i'll kill him if he does anything to upset him"

"I don't doubt that for a second" she laughed refilling our glasses.

"So..... Friday? I was thinking we start small just hitting some bars then we can end the night at 'Ruby's' for some dancing. I know you need to be wasted before you even consider dancing"

"Han i said id go out for a few drinks not an all nighter!"

"Oh come on! You haven't had a good night out in forever babe, we'll find us some cute guys...."

"Hannah...." i groaned closing my eyes.

"Ooh i heard you mention cute guys" Scott sat down looking very interested in our conversation.

"Im trying to talk Y/N into finding a cute guy to give her some much needed attention when we go out Friday" Hannah told Scott making me roll my eyes.

"Id listen to Hannah, you are in some serious need of male attention"

"But i don't just hook up with strangers guys.... we've talked about this!"

"Well maybe you should! Im just saying you deserve to find someone who makes you happy Y/N. Just because your a mom now doesn't mean you can't find love" Hannah said reaching over taking my hand with a smile. She had a point.... i couldn't sit around waiting for a man who had made his feelings perfectly clear 7 years ago. A man who was in a serious relationship..... maybe it was time to try and move on from him.

"Can i please come with you? I could use a night out" Scott asked looking hopeful.

"Sure, its been a while since you joined us on a night out Scotty" i smiled at him.

"You can help me find this one a man while your at it" Hannah smirked and shared a look with Scott that spelt nothing but trouble.

Everything taglist: @jesseswartzwelder @dumblani @barnesandrogersworld @patzammit @rynabarnesrogers-reading @rainbowkisses31 @rororo06 @supernaturalwintersoldier

Ocean eyes: @supraveng @michelehansel @denisemarieangelina @mrsjeffwittek @mery-be @marvelfansworld @cmalass @capstopavenger @fallenoutofrose @kelbabyblue @biebsmylife95 @loser-alert @traceyaudette @w3lissax @jennmurawski13 @ford66steal @saiyanprincessswanie

#chris evans #reader insert #steve rogers #steve x reader #chris evans x reader #ocean eyes

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reversecreek · 3 years

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🍷 😳 💋 😱 ✨ 😡 😬 😢 😁 💕 for any pairings. love u so much thats why im going unhinged in ur inbox.

send 🍷 for a drunk text from my muse

cricket [sent at 11.58pm]: i heard u had to go earli wtffs up with taht i’ms inging halleujah in ur honor and it’s gonna be really hearftel tbh more so thane ver before that’s all i’m gonna say about it

cricket [sent at 11.59pm]: wtf? *early idk why i spelt it like charli xcx LMAO but she does have some godo songs tbh.. man isshe still alive? i’m worriedabout her

send 😳 for an embarrassing text from my muse

ziggy [sent at 8.22pm]: [ attached an image ]

ziggy [sent at 8.22pm]: yooooo wrong contact lmfao thas literally my dick

ziggy [sent at 8.23pm]: aint tryna gloat i kno u got dem small dick troubles n shit apologies n all that typa stuff not tryna make u cry over ur sad lil shrimp cock

send 💋 for a flirty text from my muse

nyla [sent at 9.07pm]: WORRIED 4 the state of ur lips some1 said they were chapped is tht TRUE? ? ? plz come find me im wring lip balm tht tastes like 🍋 :) i can fix u

send 😱 for a scared text from my muse

magda [sent at 3.12am]: please help me vivi please fucking help me. it’s my tits. they’re multiplying. they’re getting bigger as i type this. they’re fucking smothering me i can barely gasp for air send an ambulance send a fucking ambulance this is my final messa

send ✨ for a random text from my muse

nyla [sent at 6.02am]: howdy “beau” u said u wnted 2 float me away in a hot air balloon so id burst in2 flames on the sun in ym “dream” did u mean it? ? ? :( :P HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

nyla [sent at 6.03am]: oh sorry jst thought abt smthn funny :) don’t u love when tht happenz?

send 😡 for an angry text from my muse

magda [sent at 7.14pm]: i’ll fucking kill you little boy

magda [sent at 7.14pm]: oh lmfao thought that’d send anonymously with this app so that’s kind of fucked up ig

send 😬 for a worried text from my muse

cricket [sent at 10.39am]: hey beau

cricket [sent at 10.39am]: sorry for being kinda weird on those texts last night LMAO idk why i was so worried about charli xcx i even woke up this morning to this search on my phone

cricket [sent at 10.40am]: [ screenshot of his safari open on ‘is charli xcx alive?’]

cricket [sent at 10.41am]: anyway u weren’t gonna upload that karaoke vid from earlier in the night anywhere right? apparently i was really dancing n shit n i’m kinda stressed to be completely honest LMAO not sure what kinda horrors were unleashed

send 😢 for a sad text from my muse

ziggy [sent at 4.11am]: vivi u know i didnt send that shit right

ziggy [sent at 4.13am]: might b an asshole but i wouldnt do that to u

ziggy [sent at 4.47am]: man forget it dunno why i fuckin bother

send 😁 for a happy text from my muse

bradley [sent at 8.44pm]: Hello, ugly bastard phallus. You are cordially invited to witness Bradley Milligan doing donuts with your car in the Target parking lot. Please arrive within the next fifteen minutes. If you do not show up to this event she will be revving 100mph off a cliff to give the seahorses a new accommodation available for brothel conversion. Thank-you for your time, froggy cunt.

send 💕 for a loving text from my muse

magda [sent at 12.01am]: u weren’t as annoying at practice tonight keep up the hard work boo or whatever ur name is

magda [sent at 12.01am]: ugh

magda [sent at 12.02am]: sending that pissed me off imagining u reading it so nvm consider ur hard work undone

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ceoofbeep · 3 years

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Things iman has said that have pushed me to sewerslide: a never ending post

‘love the sinner hate the sin’ ‘we’re not christian’ ‘???’ ‘ITS FROM THE BIBLE?’ ‘I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM HAMILTON??.’

‘did slaves have paracetamol’ ‘i mean painkillers in general’ "I mean clearly they did because you have them"

‘...because i ship waluigi and me’

'The Queen kind of a milf tho' AFTER HER DEATH: "she would be a gilf if anything"

is a simp for Frank from subway surfers

'i have a crush on danger mouse' 'what'

'can i whip him' (about mahamed)

'ass to the highest bidder' 'its lucky danger mouse is rich'

'george is my little snookums'

*acting like sherlock* 'so everyone whoss suspected yedam is dead!' 'they voted him out...'

ponkimon

compares luigis mustache to hitlers

"mario is packing" “he is packing”

"im earth chan"

about morphing PRINCE PHILLIP AND LEVI ACKERMAN “he would be kinda fine tho

calls a colonel sanders cosplay hot

“i only read wilbur fan fics for alyn, i mean thats how i came up with alyn” “so you read wilbur fics before”

“im hungry i need to eat marios peepee”

about the a/o/b muzzies “no wonder they want to kill us all”

about george gaslighting ‘i wouldnt mind’

‘i know ponk, he would never do this’

‘HE HEE’ possessed

to seunghun ‘i wanna be your slave’

‘nigeria is next to somalia right?’

‘i am submissive and breedable for:

-kim seunghun

-matthew baynton

-danger mouse

‘everyone who has a crush on matthew banyton gives me a headache’ ‘i want to give matthew baynton head’

turns everything into her and rae or her and byeol

step dad, youre wrong, oh sorry step parent

i kin thomas jefferson

*about my maths teacher running* im putting my ohone in my right hand

loyalists didnt yall lose the kings head… thats royalists

gets “can we pretend” and “written in the stars”ed

talking about how its an insult, “are you calling me old, are you calling me black?”

making it worse, “im not racist its the blacks,”

“im not racist i just hate black ppl

kidnapping goats is uneathical.. and kidnapping children isnt

giving diluc the gluck gluck 3000 I MEAN

written in the stars a million miles away baby i can see ur halo

in a way youre breeding art

i would let willne say the n word "in a way we've both been been discriminated against, we're black and he's got a square head"

tries to excuse dreams RACISM with “but ponk..”

gets a attachment to a random tory and says that its pc material

i want to see yoonbin in a commie hat and nothing else

“BE WHO YOU AREEE” thats a pride song…

‘hes talking about me’ about oergeuene

whos thomas pet, me, no ayato

‘matpat is a dilf’

about epraise points 'you have 43 primogems'

i would let hajime hit

"she's fine" about Theresa may

‘whats stalin’s last name’ /srs

Who Would Want To Have A Child With Haruto Watanabe

*gundham voice* boobs

im joining the karl marx hentai reddit

if a man isnt toothpaste

mistakes bojack horseman for BOJO

them things outside of garages "SCARECROWS?"

‘Hé has a perfectly good set of bollocks’

gs leaving is the biggest tragedy of 2022…

about Hunter ‘whys he kinda…’

About Haruto ‘whys he kinda…’

makes a self insert romeo and Juliet ff where they lips mercutio AND benvolio

i have love for byakuya when his shirt is off

(WHEN HIS TITS OUT!!!!!)

Says my history teacher “gives back shots in the ks cafe”

Throwing a tantrum because her teacher crush may be dating someone else

said Ben wil had a massive cock "he could still have it"

THINKS ENEMY OF STATE (hw worst of t12) IS ACCEPTSBLE AND LENG!!!!!!

he (bw) has a slutty waist

he (bw) has a ten inch

"I'm in pain, literally I have pins and needles, SCREAMS"

calls olivier giroud a slut 9/4 daily occurence

listened to dimentio's theme a hundred times

arsenal are siblings, Chelsea are like step siblings

you gagged me I fear

agreed with:

"what makes nct's Johnny so appealing" NOTHINGGGGGG

thought gift was spelt with a j and pronounced jift

'healthy ship dynamic' booooooring

Looked at him and said 'tits'

Just shouts "WOOF"

He (Jule) would call you blackbeard from one piece

#iman is the problem

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toomanyfamdom · 4 years

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15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

Well, you got my friends and I talking so have a list. A long list. also most of these aren’t jokes or anything but its stuff you only get if you live here (I live in Northern Ireland btw ppl)

the ‘born in belfast’ song with the pug

its spelt craic not crack (as in banter)

pronouncing it as ‘NORN IRON’

saying ‘oh aye’ all the time

and ‘thats grand’

when you bump into someone OPH - SORRY MATE

FLEAGS

knowing exactly what type of area you’re in cause of the flags

(dont disscuss flags in NI)

(v bad idea)

when you’re ending a phone call, especially with older ppl ‘okay right that’s grand okay right see you later bye bye bye bye’ in one breath

the difference between a high school, grammar school and a private school

having some form of potatoes with most meals

‘pound for a chippy’

PASTIES AKA HEAVEN FROM THE CHIPPY

finally having a government after not having one for like 3 years

people saying ‘acwk you know your man’ or ‘your woman’ and everyone knowing exactly what your talking about

putting your table number up online (when you’re at Spoons) and everyone ordering you mushy peas

potato bread i repEAT POTATO BREAD

saying how now brown cow properly :)

That buzzfeed quiz that says most ppl don’t know who we are

being referred to as ‘Ireland’

having to explain the entire country’s history or just saying you’re from ireland when on holiday

BELFAST PRIDE (highlight of my year)

CHRISTMAS MARKET (another highlight)

CULTURE NIGHT!! (bros, performing at culture night was such a buzz lemme tell you. it was so special)

Traditional Irish Dancing! Not the wigs, fake tan, big, sparkly dresses, make up and overly bouncy irish dancing (plz dont kill me feis dancers, its impressive) but the natural hair and make up, traditional steps and dances, traditional dresses (bro i danced at Disneyland Paris and we got so many compliments and a feis dancer asked us how tf we did it cause we did a super slow dance w/ loads of leg extentions and slow movements and feis don’t do it)

so yeah, thats it aha. theres probs more but thats all my friends and I came up with

#hannahs asks #nothern ireland #bro this is so long #sorry #thanks for the ask mum!#much appreciated xx #love you #💜💜

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