#26 and a proud dad of 5 kids

[kugisakiss]

The detective boys being little gremlins and following Tagaki around calling him dad. It starts with Conan going "Alright boys time to enact our plan" Tagaki doesn't know how to handle it but the force start laughing and going along with it. Please.

they'll consider it if Takagi successfully proposes to her

#asks #detective conan #dcmk #26 and a proud dad of 5 kids #the force when they see any of the kids at the station: does your dad (takagi) know you're here? #detective boys #takagi wataru #my art

[comfort-writing]

Crayons & Cassettes

Chapter 1: The First Day of Kindergarten

You are a kindergarten teacher. Eddie’s daughter, Sage, is in your class. She bonds with you instantly, and Eddie is trying not to do the same.

warnings: this fic will be 18+ in later chapters, so minors DNI! In this chapter, it is mentioned that rumors about Eddie that still linger. no use of y/n. nothing else I can think of for this chapter because it’s really just an introductory one, but please let me know if I missed anything!

a/n: let me know in the comments or my asks if you want to be added to the tag list! requests are open!

word count: 3k

Chapter 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 || 11 || 12 || 13 || 14 (coming soon!)

Trying to shove tiny feet into tiny shoes at 6:30 in the morning was no easy task, especially when the owner of said tiny feet was fighting with all the strength in her five-year-old body to keep said feet out of said shoes.

“Please, Sage. I’ll do anything you want, just please let me put your shoes on.” pleaded an exhausted Eddie. They were already running late, which meant that he would get dirty looks from the other parents, well, dirtier than what he was already expecting. It was Sage’s first day of kindergarten, which he felt bittersweet about. She’d been attending preschool in previous years, so the transition wouldn’t be as difficult for her as it may be for other children, but she didn’t always do well around new people. She was like her dad in that way- she could be shy at first (which deviated from his own standoffishness), but once she warmed up, she was a sweet and bubbly kid.

Sage put her resistance on hold, “Anything?” She asked, raising an eyebrow. Eddie knew that look: mischievous and calculating. It scared him a little to see that she was so much like himself, but it also made him a little proud. “Yes, baby. Just put your shoes on and we’ll do anything you want after school.” Sage thought for a moment, then made intense eye contact with Eddie, “Ice cream. And breakfast for dinner.” She bargained. Eddie chuckled and nodded, “Sounds good to me. We got a deal?” He asked, dropping the small shoe he was holding and sticking out his hand. She nodded and shook it, then stuck her foot out for him, beaming at the fact that she would get her two favorite things later that day. Little did she know that he had already planned on those things happening.

He sighed and thanked her, slipping on her glittery pink sneakers and tying them before picking her up off of the couch and setting her on his hip as he grabbed what they’d need for the day. Sage’s brand new Care Bears backpack- check. Keys- check. Wallet- check. Care Bears lunch box- check.

“Alright, ready to go?” He asked her. Sage nodded warily and Eddie walked out the door, kicking it closed behind them before walking to his beat up van, sliding open the back passenger door and setting Sage in her booster seat. He placed her bags on the floor by her feet and helped her buckle her seat belt. She looked up at him, “Dad?” She asked in a whisper “Yes, baby?” He responded absentmindedly. “Do you think my teacher will like me?” She asked anxiously. That made Eddie pause. He looked at her very seriously, grabbing her tiny hands in his own, “She is going to love you, kiddo. You’re freakin’ metal.” He said, leaning down and kissing her forehead. She nodded, “Metal.”

Your classroom was perfect. You’d decided on a rainbow theme for the year, wanting the classroom environment to be welcoming, colorful, and engaging to the 26 five-year-olds that would arrive within the next hour. Your lesson plans were perfect too. You were quite proud of yourself. Moving to a completely new state after teaching in another for a few years made for somewhat of a culture shock. Learning all of the new standards and adapting your previous lesson plans to fit them, along with having to write completely new lessons that fit your school’s specific curriculum was difficult, but not impossible. It was done. Everything was perfect. You were ready.

You’d moved to Hawkins, Indiana at the very end of the summer. You grew up in another small, southern town, so the small town environment wasn’t exactly new to you. It just meant you had to find your footing here. Declare yourself as a character amongst the established ones. You had been able to meet a few of the other teachers, and they all seemed nice enough, but they were all much older than you were. You graduated college only three years prior, and it seemed like half of your coworkers were on the brink of forgetting what college they went to. You needed to find friends your own age, and quick, because being a teacher can be stressful. Having friends around who you can vent to is key to keeping yourself sane.

You looked in the mirror on the inside of your classroom closet door, adjusting your hair for a moment. It was tied up with a clip, messily, but purposefully and cutely so. You pushed a strand behind your ear and made sure you didn’t have lipstick on your teeth. You decided to wear a light green dress and white sneakers- cute, stylish, and comfortable enough to chase around several very energetic children. You knew that the first day of kindergarten was always one in which you met the parents, and while they’d mainly be focused on their children, you knew there was a large possibility of photos being taken. You wanted to make a great first impression, and if your were immortalized in a Polaroid or two, you’d like to look nice. Above you, the school bell rang, signaling to the children that they could start making their way to class. You smiled and walked over to the door of your class, opening it up for the parents to bring their kids in.

Parents and students began trickling into the classroom. You shook their hands and introduced yourself to each one, smiling genuinely and directing the parents to where their child’s desk and cubby were located. On the first day, you always let parents stay for a while, and even held a carpet story time/coloring session in order to make the transition easier for both parties. You noted that a few kids were crying, which gave you a good indication of what kids would continue to be criers throughout the year. You didn’t judge, you just liked to know what was up.

You were crouching down to take a picture with one of your new students when a man who looked very out of place in your rainbow classroom walked in, a small girl hiding behind his pant leg. You smiled up at him, holding up one finger apologetically, signaling that you’d be with him in a moment. You looked up at the mom who’d just taken your picture, “Would you like me to take a picture of the two of you?” You asked. The woman nodded, so you stood and swapped positions with her. You wound the film on her disposable camera, “Say cheese!” You encouraged, which drew a confused face from the small boy, as he’d somehow never heard the phrase before. You snapped the picture without realizing the face he’d made and smiled, handing the camera back to the also oblivious mother and she walked her son to his desk.

You then turned your attention to the man standing in the doorway. You smiled and stuck out your hand, introducing yourself. “Eddie Munson.” He said softly. His hands were warm, but you noted the rings he wore made them feel colder. Eddie was an attractive guy, you wouldn’t lie to yourself about it. His hair was long, dark, and curly. He wore a leather jacket and a denim vest on top of it. He definitely had the whole rockstar look down, which looked a bit funny when surrounded by rainbows. There was also his daughter, who looked like a pink glitter bomb had exploded over her, as was typical for girls her age. You didn’t linger on his touch like you may have liked to, as you had to introduce yourself to someone more important. You bent and stood on your knees, peeking around Mr. Munson’s knees, “And who is this pretty princess?” You asked, hoping that calling her a princess would help her warm up to you.

You were right. The small girl poked her head out from behind the man’s knees. You saw that she got her looks from her dad; she had brown, curly hair that was currently tied back in a high ponytail, coupled with bright brown eyes and a small smattering of the lightest freckles across her nose. She spoke, barely above a whisper, “I’m Sage.” You smiled encouragingly, “That’s such a pretty name. Did you know Sage is a type of plant? And a color?” You gasped, piquing her interest, “Oh my goodness! It’s the color of my dress!” You said, feigning surprise, as if you were just discovering that fact for the first time. “And guess what?” You whispered. Sage was entranced, gaining the courage to move out from behind her dad and listen to the ‘secret’ you were entrusting her with. “It’s my favorite color.” You smiled softly, making eye contact with the small girl. It made her feel special. She smiled up at her dad, who was watching the interaction intently. “You want to find your desk and set your stuff down, Sage?” You asked her. She nodded fervently, excited to get the day started.

You stood back up to your fill height and led the two to Sage’s desk. “So, Mr. Munson, you are welcome to through story time and coloring. I try to allow time for the parents to stay for a while to help their kids adjust to the new environment.” You told him as Sage was putting her lunch box into her desk. The man seemed to shift uncomfortably, “Ah- I don’t know. Are you sure?” He asked you. You nodded, “Yeah, of course. Every parent is welcome to stay through that time. If Sage doesn’t do well around new people or in a new place, it can help her out a lot.” You assured him. He seemed to think for a moment before nodding, making his decision.

Little did you know, the reason so many people were watching the interaction carefully was because, despite being a good dad who provided for his daughter, the rumor mill still swirled around the Munson family. He didn’t want his daughter to have to deal with the same problems he did, so he was apprehensive about staying, but you seemed to believe it would benefit her if he was there, so he would stay.

Another parent walked through the door, so you excused yourself to go greet them the same way. After your kindergarteners we’re all there, the bell rang, signaling the beginning of class. You smiled wide, walking to the front of the classroom. “Good morning, everyone! I hope we’re all excited to get started with our day! Today, we are going to…”

After successfully driving Sage to school, and luckily arriving around the time he’d originally intended to somehow, he guided his small daughter through the halls of the school. At the end of the kindergarten hall was Sage’s classroom for the year. He bent down to her level, “You ready? Or do you want to take a minute?” He asked her. He knew that sometimes she had to prepare herself to go into a new situation. He was the same way; needing to take a few breaths or psych himself up for whatever he would encounter. Sage thought for a moment, “I’m ready.” She said, looking determined. He nodded, holding her hand and guiding her to the classroom.

That’s when he spotted you. You had the biggest and most genuine smile on your face as you took a photo with another student. He saw the way you acknowledged him right when he walked into the door, making him feel seen, but still kept your focus on the people you were with, most likely doing the same for them. It was a small gesture, sure, and it may have gone unnoticed by anyone else, but he really didn’t know what to think about all of this. He didn’t recognize you, even though you seemed to be around the same age, so that meant you likely hadn’t heard the nasty rumors that still lingered around him like a rain cloud, even into adulthood. He was drinking in the small kindnesses you showed him in the following interactions.

You reached out and shook his hand, introducing yourself to him. He didn’t know why, but it surprised him that you introduced yourself with your first and last name to him. It made you seem more approachable. He spoke his own name as calmly as he could, internally struggling not to stumble over it. When you bent down to introduce yourself to his daughter, he watched as you related to her immediately, over something as silly as a color. But she opened up quickly to you, which was so incredibly rare for her. He truly couldn’t grasp what it was about you, but he basked in your presence and he didn’t want to leave. Not for Sage’s sake, but for his own. It was no secret to himself that he found you attractive- you were pretty, new to their small town, and he didn’t see a ring- but there was something else he couldn’t place. He obviously couldn’t do anything about it in the moment, so he shifted his attention back to his daughter, helping her prep for her first day.

Once you wrapped the story up, you had the students start on a coloring page that correlated with the story. This was the time for parents to start trickling out. Eddie watched as other parents left. He looked to Sage, “Listen kiddo, I’ve got to go to work, but I’ll pick you up later, okay?” He told her. During pre-k, they’d gotten pretty good at the whole ‘dad’s going to be gone for a few hours but you will be ok’ exchange. Sage nodded, “Okay. Don’t forget about the ice cream and breakfast.” She said, scribbling with a red crayon and not paying him much attention. He ruffled her hair and kissed the top of her head before standing up and heading towards the door.

Before he could leave, you grabbed a piece of paper off of the desk, “Oh, Mr. Munson-“ you whispered, as the students were quietly working as the parents slowly left, “Here is my newsletter for the month. It basically covers everything we’ll be doing in class, and what you can be doing to help supplement Sage’s learning at home. I usually mail these out to the parents, but the front office said your address changed recently?” Eddie took the newsletter and nodded, “Ah- thank you. Yeah, we moved into a new house last week. It was after I registered her, so I’ll have to get that changed. Do you need me to write my address down before I leave?” He asked. “Well, if you would, that would be very helpful, but if Sage will get upset if you’re here longer, I can just wait until you update your information with the office.” You told him quietly. Eddie shook his head, “Nah, Sage is a trooper. She knows the drill.” He said, proud of his daughter.

You smiled softly, a smile that made his knees feel a little weak, and grabbed a pen and a notepad off of your desk, handing it to him. “If you could write down your new address, as well as your phone number, that would be great.” You told him. He had to fight the urge to make a joke about hitting on him in front of the kids. Years ago, that would have been the first thing he said to you, and he wouldn’t have thought twice. But now, his number one concern was his daughter, and doing anything that may end up being detrimental to her, like flirting with her teacher, was off his radar. He scribbled out the information before handing the paper back to you, “Thank you. Just make sure you update this with the office as soon as possible. Hopefully you’ll only hear from me about once or twice a month, as I do the newsletter and a call home for an update. But keep an eye on the events section of the newsletter-“ you said, pointing it out, “-it will have important dates like any parent/teacher conferences and the kid’s Christmas recital on there. And please, don’t hesitate to reach out if you ever have any questions or concerns. My information is down at the bottom. I’ve got an answering machine, so leave a voicemail if I don’t pick up; I should give you a call back within 24 hours.” You informed him quietly, finishing up with a soft smile.

Eddie nodded, taking in all the information you were giving him. It felt like a lot, but he knew that most of the important stuff would be in the paper you gave him. “Thank you. I’ve still got a little more time before work so I think I’ll go to the office now.. where is it again?” He asked, feeling more lost than he should. This is where he went to elementary school, but it had been so long since he’d been in the building it felt a little foreign to him. You smiled and opened the door, pointing him in the right direction through the halls. He thanked you once more, then started off thought the school as you shut the door.

You and Eddie were both left the same thought:

This isn’t good.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson #dad!eddie munson #singledad!eddie Munson #dad!eddie Munson x reader #teacher!reader #singledad!eddie Munson x reader #stranger things #fanfic #I kinda ignore canon events sorry #I just want Eddie to be happy is that so wrong

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Campbell Bain Headcanons

these are a bunch of headcanons i have about our favourite loonie!

before we get started I will say trigger warning for SH, Suicide, BD and fire. Also I'm autistic, so i've used some of my experiences as reference. And my friends are bipolar so also took reference from them.

so without further a-doo lets begin!!!

1- He's bisexual but he prefers male/gender-neutral partners.

2- He likes to listen to Queen and David Bowie

3-His primary love language is touch (he didn't get much physical affection when he was a kid) however he is demi-asexual

4-He absolutely adores when anyone plays with his hair or gives him head scratches (especially if they've got long nails

5-He's an insomniac. His sleep schedule is none existent, he sleeps whenever he feels like it wether that be at 5 in the morning or once every two days. He is rarely ever asleep before 1 am

6-He's got ADHD. All that energy and fidgeting doesn't come from being bipolar alone.

7-He loves doing arts and crafts at the asylum. The nurses sometimes use taking it away as a bribe to get him to take his meds if cocoa doesn't work

8-He knows a sh1t tone about stars and outer-space. if you point at a constellation and ask him to name it he'll tell you in an instant with its whole back story and everything.

9-He's got some PTSD from his childhood and watching Fergus jump off the roof.

10-His favourite movie is the breakfast club. He relates to John and Allison a lot and likes to reminisce of his short time in highschool and all the detentions he got.

11-He use to self-harm and still has the scars. He's not proud of it but when asked about it he'll just say "well thats life"

12-When he went to school he was the type of kid to turn up in pyjama bottoms and a hoodie, never pay attention but still somehow pass and he would skip class at least once a week

13-On the rare occasion that he does get to sleep, he moves around A LOT. full on starfish and blanket hogger, he also fidgets in his sleep

14-He quit cigarettes and started smoking w3ed. He said it was to "calm his nerves and help him focus on his creative flow" but eventually with Eddies help he quit that too.

15-He (albeit rarely) gets panic attacks.

16-He'll just randomly set small things on fire when he's bored. Sometimes he accidentally sets himself on fire

17- He hates loud noises unless he's the one making them. He loves to shout and blast his music so loud he can't hear his own thoughts but hates it when other people do it.

19- He loves soft things. He has about 15 stuffed animals at home (his favourite came with him to the ward) and is always wrapped up in a blanket when he watches tv or is reading. Any chance he gets he'll be cocooned in blankets and pillows

20-He either has a God-complex or hates him self to no end. There is no in between one minute he'll think he's the best person alive and the next he'll think everyone hates him.

21-When he was 16 (around the time he was diagnosed) him and his dad had a falling out and he tried to overdose. That was the reason he got admitted to saint Judes

22-He is fascinated by witchcraft but never really tried it himself, just likes doing research on it

23-He considered suicide after Fergus died but decided to continue on in his name and prove that loonies could get jobs and that being manic didn't define him

24-He once tried to die his hair green but decided he didn't like it so he went back to brown

25-His favourite bands are Nirvana and Green day

26-He likes comic books and his favourite hero is wolverine

thx for reading and I'm open to suggestions for Campbell.

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Part 3 of introducing my creepypasta ocs: Wicked Vicky

(SMALL NOTE IF YOU HATE "CRINGE MARY SUE OCS" SHUT UP)

(Also some old art again cuz i used to draw Vicky a LOT)

(Again i forgot Vicky's actual name sooo)

♤Basic info♤

Name: Wicked Vicky

Age: would be 34 now if that says something-

Birthday: 1990/08/26

Nationality: german

Gender: yesn't (biologically female)

Pronouns: any,Vicky doesn't care at all (i use they/them for simplicity)

Sexuality: pansexual

Height: 160cm/5'2

Personality: literally Discord from MLP, chaotic,hyper,literally batshit insane, manipulative, two faced,aggressive,hella smart but acts dumb and naive to trick people, again Vicky is literally Discord from MLP-

Stuff i can't categorize(so basically backstory elements)

Religious trauma.

Both parents were german

Hyper Christian mom and alcoholic dad = whatever Vicky is(nothing against religious people btw don't take it the wrong way😭)

Got locked into a basement from 6 years old until 12

Accidentally summonned a demon(a whole ass goddes)

Made a deal with said demonic goddess and got posessed (that's why their eyes are like that...and why they have black goop coming from their mouth)

Ran away from home at 12 and haven't looked back since

Somehow Jason(the toymaker) stumbled upon little Vicky,and him being him,thinking they wouldn't last around him for long,took them home

Worst mistake Vicky still didn't try to leave-

Jason is like their father figure and Vicky loves and adores him<3

Somehow they and Candy(Pop) ended up together (YES ANOTHER OC X CANON THINGY FIGHT ME)

(Now) best friends with Claws,Alma and Jade(i haven't introduced her yet,she'll be next)

Claws is actually terrified of Vicky (lol)

Alma thinks Vicky cool as hell tho

Jade is like their mother figure

Back to the being posessed thing,Vicky is still working for that demon

Fun facts!!

Like I mentioned, Discord from MLP

With that said,Vicky has the ability to control time,they can stop the time for up to a minute...which is more than enough for Vicky to cause havoc,though they rarely use their powers anymore

Able to bend and stretch in cartoony ways

Their hat has a little dimension in it with lots of clocks and mirrors(they're used to watch over different universes)

Their hammer is H E A V Y,like over 5 tons

Vicky is sort of a demigod,so they have huge strenght

And they're also buff(but still chubby cuz <333)

Would fistfight god

Did fistfight a god before

Poor Vicky never really learned how to read or write,but they're still able do both..just a bit slowly

Absolutely devoted to any person they love,would and will kill anyone for their friends and family

Has the thickest german accent imagineable

Had to be stitched together because of accidents

No sense of danger at all,not like they can die anyway

Even if Claws is terrified of them,they still look up to her a lot,Vicky sees her as a cool aunt

Now Alma is the cool older sibling they can drag into crazy shit

ICP fan (me too Vicky me too)

Used to be my self insert in 2019😭💀

Somehow managed to have triplets with Candy (he was proud of himself for that)

Not the best parent but still managed to give their kids an amazing childhood<3

Closing it with something less wholesome,Vicky ate mice before (said it tasted like cow meat((never tasted cow meat before)) )

The dimension in their hat

(Old aahh drawing💀)

And a playlist

And this template thing

#creepypasta #creepypasta oc #oc #art #artists on tumblr #i may be cringe but i am free #let me be cringe in peace okay #oc x canon #i love silly mary sue ocs #idk what else to tag #Spotify

[emlovesstates]

California: Oklahoma, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?

Oklahoma: ...People?

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Oklahoma: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.

California: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

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Oklahoma: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

California: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Oklahoma: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

California: You forgot pride.

Oklahoma: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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Oklahoma: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

California: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Oklahoma: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

California: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Oklahoma: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

California: You wouldn’t?

Oklahoma: I mean, unless you want to-

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Oklahoma: What’s sexting?

California: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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California: Know why I called you in here?

Oklahoma: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

California: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Oklahoma: Look, last night was a mistake.

California: A sexy mistake.

Oklahoma: No, just a regular mistake.

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Oklahoma: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

California: Nope, there's 26.

Oklahoma: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

California: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Oklahoma: You'll get the D later ;).

-

Oklahoma, turning to California: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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Oklahoma: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

California: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves,

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California: New York , you'll be working with Georgia and Oklahoma.

New York : Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

New York : ...Of people on a team.

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New York , writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

New York : THERE. Now send it.

Oklahoma:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

New York : JUST DO IT!

later

California: So what does it say?

Georgia , reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

California:

Georgia :

California: Gross-

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Oklahoma: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?

Georgia : Milfs.

New York : Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.

Oklahoma: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???

California: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.

California: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.

New York : Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.

Oklahoma: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—

Oklahoma: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!

California: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?

Georgia : What? No! It isn't!

California: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!

New York : California...

California: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!

New York : I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.

California: OKLAHOMA, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Oklahoma: The word milf has been ruined for me.

Georgia : THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

New York : Y'all are dumbasses.

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Oklahoma: So anyways have y'all seen New York ?

California: I think they went in Georgia 's room 'studying'.

Florida : Doubt that. I heard groans there.

*Meanwhile in Georgia 's room*

New York & Georgia , fighting:

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California: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Florida : Elephants.

California: Blocked.

New York : Camels.

California: Extra blocked.

Georgia : Donkeys.

California: Ultra blocked.

Oklahoma: That dick.

California: ...Followed.

Or

Georgia : Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

California: Elephants.

Georgia : Blocked.

Florida : Camels.

Georgia : Extra blocked.

Oklahoma: Donkeys.

Georgia : Ultra blocked.

New York : That dick.

Georgia : ...Followed.

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California: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

New York : Sex.

Oklahoma: Seriously, answer faster.

New York : I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Oklahoma: It’s like a giant hug.

California: Georgia , what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Georgia : Food.

California: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Georgia : Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Florida : What about you Louisiana? What would you give up sex or food?

Louisiana: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Florida : No, you gotta pick one.

Louisiana: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

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Cali : Florida kissed me!

New York : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Cali : It was unbelievable!

New York : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Louisiana: Okay, we wanna hear everything. New York , get the wine and unplug the phone. Cali , does this end well or do we need tissues?

Cali : Oh, it ended very well.

New York : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Louisiana: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Cali : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Louisiana: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?

Cali : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

New York and Louisiana: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Florida eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.

Gov : Tongue?

Florida: Yeah.

Texas: Cool.

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New York: Where's Oklahoma, California, and Georgia?

undefined: They're playing hide and seek.

New York: Where?

New Jersey: I don't think you get how this game works.

#ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #wttt #incorrect quotes

[promptful]

Hello! Do you have any prompts for the loss of a parental/mentor figure?

(also just wanna say? You have been such a MASSIVE HELP getting my brain working again for writing, do thank you so much)

Loss of a Parental/Mentor Figure Prompts

Look, this one gets real dark, real fast. I may have been listening to How could you leave us? By NF. And I may already have been in a mood. There will be warnings. A lot of them. DO NOT ADD. AND HEED THE WARNINGS. You are responsible for the media you consume.

WARNINGS: Car crash mention. Death. Grief. Alcoholism/abandonment mention. Sacrifice. Self-sacrificing thoughts/survivor's guilt. Blood mention. Robbery mention. Let me know if I missed anything.

DIALOGUE

1) “They meant everything to me.” 

2) “They’re gone.” 

3) “I—I saw them yesterday. What do you mean they’re dead?” 

4) “There was a… car crash?” 

5) “What am I supposed to do without them?” 

6) “They raised me, and—and I was so used to them being here. And now that they’re gone, I don’t think I know what to do anymore.” 

7) “I can’t do this without you.” 

8) “Don’t leave me.” 

9) “I don’t want to be here without you.” 

10) “It should have been me. Not you.” 

11) “I wanted to go first, dammit.” 

12) “...M—Mom/D—Dad, please don’t go.” 

13) “The only way I can honor them is to keep going.” 

14) “I… may not have been their biological child, but I’ll be damned before I let anyone dishonor their name.” 

15) “They had kids.” 

16) “This will… they left everything to me.” 

17) “I should have been there.” 

18) “You were supposed to be here for me.” 

19) “Don’t you want to see me get married? Have kids? Anything?”

20) “You left me. I didn’t want you to leave me.” 

21) “I need you here.” 

22) “First Mom/Dad, now you too?” 

23) “How do I know I’m doing what you wanted me to do?” 

24) “Did I do everything I could have done to save you?” 

25) “I’m sorry I haven’t visited. Things have been… busy.” 

26) “They say that I’m different now. Only you would really know.” 

27) “I hope you’re watching over me.” 

28) “I’m going to make you proud, now.”

29) “I’ll make sure they remember you, trust me.” 

30) “I’m not ready to be alone. Please!” 

31) “You didn’t—you didn’t teach me what to do when you’re gone.” 

32) “‘Don’t cry?’ Are you serious?” 

33) “Thank you for… for keeping me safe all these years. I just wish I had the time to pay it back.” 

34) “There’s not a single soul that will ever replace you. I hope you know that, wherever you are.” 

35) “You’re the one who taught me the importance of family. Now, it’ll be my job to teach that to my kids.” 

36) “Your legacy lives on through me.” 

37) “A robbery—? Don’t tell me.” 

38) “No, no, no, no. Please.” 

39) “You told me to be safe. Why weren’t you?” 

40) “Was the bottle really more important than me?” 

41) “Don’t. Don’t do this. Please. There’s another way for both of us to get out of here alive.” 

42) “I love you. I’m so sorry it took this long, but I love you.”

43) “In my eyes, I never had another parent. It was just you! Don’t leave me!” 

44) “There’s too much blood. You’re—you’re not going to make it.” 

45) “Why did you jump in front of me?” 

46) “What can I do for you? What can I do to make you proud?” 

47) “What do I do with your house? Your pets? Your cars? Your children? All of your relatives that never showed up? These are the things that I’m not prepared for. You were supposed to be here!” 

48) “I don’t want to get up. Don’t make me.” 

49) “I brought you flowers.” 

50) “I wish you were here.” 

#writing prompt #otp prompts #prompt list #story prompt #writing prompts #creative writing #dialogue prompt #dialogue prompts #fanfiction prompts #writeblr #tw: car crash #tw: death #tw: grief #tw: mourning #tw: alcoholism #tw: alcohol #tw: survivor's guilt #tw: robbery #tw: suicidal ideation #tw: blood #tw: injury

[dogboyjackkennedy]

Mr and Mrs Kennedy asks coming up

1 - Which one of the Kennedy children remember their traits the best? (Their personality, their looks, etc)

2 - How did they actually look like? What were their personalities actually like?

3 - How old were they when they married/had Peter/had Jack/had Dee?

4 - What were their names?

5 - Which kid resembled Mr Kennedy the most?

6 - Which kid resembled Mrs Kennedy the most?

That’s all

hoo boy, here we go:

funnily enough, Jack does. he was really close to both of them (makes sense: when your parents are accepting when they find out you're trans and have helped you manage your autism (even if none of you knew that's what it was) then it's probably gonna make you really close with them!). it's why their deaths fucked him up so bad.

i might make art of it later, but here's my best attempt at doing a description: Mr. Kennedy - tall, lean man. got some muscle (grew up on a farm, and was also a soldier in WW2 for a bit). he has a prosthetic leg and walks with a cane (got shot in the leg and had to have it amputated; prosthetic leg isn't perfect and causes him to hobble around a bit, so he uses the cane to stabilize himself a little bit). he's got ginger hair, with dark green eyes, and is covered in freckles. slightly tanned skin. he's the youngest son of Irish immigrants. he's a rather calm man, but he's basically Jack if he had 2% more impulse control. also just a fun loving man. he's got a temper, but he's able to keep it in check. loves his wife and kids dearly. Mrs. Kennedy - shorter, and was described as "chubby" by family. only a year younger than her husband, and born in the same month, funnily enough. she's got freckles too, but much fewer than her husband. darker red hair and paler skin than her husband, with dark brown eyes. she's got a tooth gap, one that she'd pass down to her eldest son and daughter. a very warm, welcoming, yet calm woman. rarely ever swears (doesn't mean she hasn't cussed people out in her mind, however), and whenever she does, it's clear that something's serious. definitely a loving mother. very strong-willed; it's one of the things that attracted her husband to her.

their birthdays are in May, for reference. in order: Married - 1944; Mr. Kennedy is 20, and Mrs. Kennedy is 19 (yep, they got married young. neither of their families really agreed with their relationship due to multiple reasons, but Mr. Kennedy's family eventually was like "well, we don't approve of it, but if you're sure this is the woman you want to marry, then we aren't going to stop you." Mrs. Kennedy's family, however, couldn't even get that far. it was enough so that the Siblings only ever really had contact with that side of the family during holidays). Had Peter - 1945; 21 and 20. Had Jack - 1951; 26 and 25 (reminder, this is in March). Had Dee - 1967; 40 and 39. and, even though you didn't ask: Death - 1969; 41 and 40.

Names: Mr. Marshall Neil Kennedy, and Mrs. Diane Reynolds Kennedy (name previous to marriage: Diane Aris Reynolds)

Jack, surprisingly, despite being a trans man, actually ended up taking after his father a lot! got the same kind of hair, similar skin tone to his father (just a shade or two lighter), and has even been described as having a similar face to him. he is, however, not as tall as his father. body type wise, he takes more after his mother. even personality-wise, he takes more after his dad, even if he is more impulsive. (sometimes he wonders if his dad would be proud of him)

Peter takes after his mother, despite being tall and somehow skinnier than his dad. he's got dark red, curly hair like she does, and, as mentioned earlier, has a tooth gap. like Jack, he took after his mom: pretty calm, doesn't swear often and will actually scold Jack for swearing (mostly in front of Dee), etc. (he misses her a lot. he wonders if they think he did a good job, trying to look after his siblings, even if the world was against them)

#i have SO many thoughts on these guys. so many #they were great parents. did their best despite having Peter so young. but they raised their kids the best they could #a shame Dee never really got to know them.. #dsaf #jack kennedy #dee kennedy #peter kennedy #< cause it relates to those three

[whatisgodtoanonbeliever]

Going into ep 11 of EAW with no context because I forgot what happened in the preview and refuse to look it up at this point so off we go

1. Ah, it was the gambling/con case

2. Okay since I just finished watching Beyond Evil, I recognize the guy in the blue shirt in the powerball scene and I am so proud of myself

3. My heart cannot physically handle a kiss recap at 8:30 in the morning

4. I JUST REMEMBERED THE HANDS ON THE WINDOW SCENE

5. All right, her waiting because seeing him was literally all she wanted is expanding my shriveled heart

6. SHE’S SO FUCKING HAPPY OH MY GOD

7. If I got trapped with my boss in an elevator and she started saying that I would be so uncomfortable

8. Okay you know what, CEO asked and got an answer so that’s on her

9. Woo Young Woo please never stop stating animal facts because I love them so much

10. Also if I ever met a cheesy couple like this I would be so unhappy about it, purely out of awkwardness

11. Why is this man shocked that him having been illegally gambling is going to pose an issue?

12. It started out “how Hairy messed up the date” and turned into a stand-up circle I love them all

13. Su Yeon be putting in the hours for men and I can respect her hustle but also god please leave the office sometimes

14. This defendant is a pure idiot

15. Jun Ho you are so weak for her, even when she gives you a heart attack and creeps everyone out. Mood

16. Okay the hands scene is so cute but the music is giving me Ratatouille meme music vibes

17. Anyone who knows more about contract law and verbal agreements than my 1 college class want to let me know how likely these guys are to even get the money? Because from what I (vaguely) remember I feel like these guys don’t have much ground to stand on since it’s only verbal, though that can be binding (at least in the U.S. I believe)

18. Okay they mentioned the binding part cool, I’m not a whole fool

19. “flexible” I’m done, let them lose, what do I care

20. Both of their little appearance checks for the video call? Immaculate

21. Okay but if someone called me and we just told bad jokes I would love it

22. Oh good they paid her and it will likely backfire, awesome

23. Min Woo you are giving such rancid vibes

24. Put that fucking packet down and pick up a spine or I will not be responsible for my actions

25. The dad and I will just be on bad terms until I see what he’s up to

26. Hello Trash Man

27. Maybe one day Myeong Seok will have the last word, but it is unlikely anytime soon

28. The sign language interpreter in the corner for the whale thing caught my eye, love that

29. Su Yeon snatching the expensive BOTTLE was the move but bb I am so sorry. Thank you random ex who’s trying to ruin this man

30. The crash fucking THREW me

31. Okay so Jun Ho having obviously been trying to teach himself more has me weak and I love him

32. This is the second show this week I have had with a parent/ parents walking in on their kids kissing pls

33. Oh so he chose THIS route

34. Good, my feelings for the mom are once again justified, because I highly doubt Min Woo won’t do it

35. Please let one of the protection squad find out and let them all at once find him in a dark alley

36. Preview: no thoughts at this time other than dolphin hat

#extraordinary attorney woo #ep 11 #spoilers #og #thoughts #woo young woo #lee junho #choi su yeon #jung myeong seok #kwon min woo

[pyxy-styx]

1-100 you did this to yourslef

You're right, I did to this to myslef.

1. What's your middle name? Gonna change it to Parker eventually. Right now, it's the maiden name of a dead grandparent I never met and have no attachment to.

2. How old are you? 59 (18)

3. What is your birthday? October

4. What is your zodiac sign? Libra

5. What's your favorite color? Purple

6. What's your lucky number? Don't have one, if had to pick, probably 10

7. Do you have any pets. Three cats, a dog, and a bearded dragon.

8. Where are you from? Jupiter, I came to earth to rob people and ended up stuck here

9. How tall are you? At least 5' 5"

10. What shoe size are you? Good question

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four I think?

12. What was your last dream about? Another good question. I have no idea, I only remember the really bizarre ones

13. What talents do you have? I'm fairly decent at piano when I'm actually able to play

14. Are you psychic in any way? We're gonna go with no

15. Favorite song? Whatever It Takes by Imagine Dragons

16. Favorite movie? Legally Blonde today

17. Who would be your ideal partner? Oh what a shame, someone played the Uno skip card and I can't answer this question

18. Do you want children? Yes and no

19. Do you want a church wedding? Only if I get to kiss a girl in front of my grandma and my dad officiates

20. Are you religious? Kind of??

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Unfortunately for my parents, yes. I am currently the not-so-proud owner of the Most Hospital Trips in Two Months award in my house

22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law? Got the cops called on us a few times because our downstairs neighbors, who knowingly moved into a place with kids btw, were pissed that we acted like kids and ran around a bunch

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Loads, we used to go to conventions a lot. There's pictures and autographs somewhere

24. Baths or showers? Showers

25. What color socks are you wearing? None right now but usually black

26. Have you ever been famous? Nope

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? In theory yes, but unfortunately people suck, so no

28. What type of music do you like? We rotate between multiple genres, pop and goth are the top two

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? I'm not gonna go count

31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my stomach but I can't do that without dying right now and it sucks

32. How big is your house? Please don't make me do math

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Cereal or whatever leftovers sound good

34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes, I suck at it

35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes, I suck at it

36. Favorite clean word? Dystopia, it sounds pretty

37. Favorite swear word? Damn

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without asleep? Two days

39. Do you have any scars? Yes and literally none of them have a cool story. They're all from me being clumsy

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Nope

41. Are you a good liar? Depends on who I'm talking to

42. Are you a good judge of character? Ehhhh

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? I can do a few, they're not the best though

44. Do you have a strong accent? You can tell I'm from America

45. What is your favorite accent? Probably Scottish

46. What is your personality type? Idk

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Probably the Technoblade merch

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yep

49. Are you an innie or an outie? What on earth does this mean

50. Left or right handed? Right

51. Are you scared of spiders? Only when they're touching me, they're okay otherwise

52. Favorite food? Pasta

53. Favorite foreign food? Thai coconut soup

54. Are you a clean or messy person? Both

55. Most used phrase? Probably "what the fuck"

56. Most used word? Funky

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Like five minutes, thirty if I'm doing makeup or hair

58. Do you have much of an ego? Oh yeah

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Both

60. Do you talk to yourself? Yep

61. Do you sing to yourself? Yepyep

62. Are you a good singer? I like to think so but probably not

63. Biggest fear? Drowning

64. Are you a gossip? Nope

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Does My Girl Count??

66. Do you like long or short hair? Short hair

67. Can you name all 50 states in America? Nope

68. Favorite school subject? English

69. Extrovert or introvert? Yes

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope

71. What makes you nervous? Everything

72. Are you scared of the dark? Yes

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? I try to sometimes

74. Are you ticklish? Unfortunately

75. Have you ever started a rumor? If I have I wasn't aware of it

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Kinda

77. Have you ever drank underage? Cooking wine and shitty beer are disgusting

78. Have you ever done drugs? Yeppers

79. Who was your first real crush? I have no clue

80. How many piercings do you have? None

81. Can you roll your Rs? In my accent? No. In other accents? Yes

82. How fast can you type? Fast enough it's illegible if I'm not careful

83. How fast can you run? I have no idea

84. What color is your hair? Brown

85. What color are your eyes? Gray

86. What are you allergic to? The medicine they give you for strep throat. I'm not figuring out how to spell that shit

87. Do you keep a journal? Nope, I had to stop because my older sister kept reading my old one

88. What do your parents do? Mother dearest works at Walmart and Dad stays at home

89. Do you like your age? It's alright ig

90. What makes you angry? That is unfortunately a very long list

91. Do you like your own name? It's quite nice

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so, what are they? I have not, we'll cross that bridge if we get to it

93. Do you want a boy or girl child? I quite honestly don't care. A kid is a kid and I'm gonna love them regardless

94. What are your strengths? I'm pretty smart, I guess?? I've been told that I'm pretty good at rationalizing things

95. What are your weaknesses? I am unfortunately a very anxious person. No matter how much logic I use, I can't get over some shit

96. How did you get your name? I was named after a comic book character, my parents just gender bended the name

97. Were your ancestors royalty? I fucking hope not

98. Do you have any scars? I'd just like to point out that this is on here twice and your answer is back at 39

99. Color of your bedspread? Dark blue right now

100. Color of your room? White walls, pink carpet

#i love wasting time answering questions #it's very entertaining

[otherworldly-locos]

My thomas design is finally done oh my god (1/7)

Here is the boy! I’ve procrastinated for maybe like 5 months now on trying to get my ttte designs done. I have no idea why, but my body physically wouldn’t let me draw the train men 😭

But now since Thomas is done, im gonna start working on edward pretty soon.

Some info on him under the cut :))

•Thomas Graham was born in the uk and loved everything trains. His father worked on the gwr so he was a very big inspiration for little Thomas. He took the time to watch his father work and tagged along with him if he could.

•Thomas was friends with Percy Lewis growing up, a kid who also really liked trains but also liked knitting and other activities like that. They always played a game where one of them was a conductor and the other was a passenger. The train was usually made out of a wooden box.

•They both went to the same junior high, high school, and university centered on engineering and robotics. Both of them were practically inseparable.

•Then after university, they moved to sodor to become engineers and the fat controller gave them both their own engines.

I’m not that good with the biography stuff so I’m gonna move to hcs lmao

•Thomas is very famous on the island due to the multitude of heroic deeds he had performed for the past couple decades.

•very much a big prick. He can be kind and respectful on rare occasions but to mostly everyone (even sir topam hatt) he is very rude and annoying. Hiro and Percy are the only exceptions though. He cares for them too much.

•He likes playing sports a ton. He plays a game of football (soccer) with the steam team when they all have their break days.

•This is just a quirk that my ver of sodor has but people who are born on sodor or have moved to the island are gifted/cursed with sorta eternal youth. But it varies from person to person. This is a phenomenon that’s never been explained.

•That specific quirk effected Thomas when he moved to the island. When he arrived, he was 26. But as time went on, he noticed he never aged physically. So thomas is pretty damn old considering how he works on the railway for decades. But he still has a childlike attitude.

•Thomas has the biggest, fastest crush on Percy. He loves his best friend so much. But he can’t bring himself to tell Percy. He fears it’ll ruin their relationship.

•him and Percy like to pull pranks on the steam team and other ppl on the island that they know

•This mf has a record collection and loves listening to billy Joel and the Beatles. Although he was born in the uk, he likes American music very much.

•He hates Diesel 10 so so so much. Like a grudge type of hate. He feels this way because d10 did some not very good things in the magic railroad and dotd. There’s definitely no way he’ll change his opinion on him anytime soon.

•other then Percy, his other close friends have to be Anne & clarabelle, hiro, skiff, lady, and the rest of the steam team ofc. He has a rocky relationship with the strike trio but still loves them very very much.

•dude snores so loudly. Gordon’s room in next to his and the man wants to throw him through a wall sometimes.

•very very proud of his shitty stubble

•saving this for last but Thomas is fatherless. His dad died of an accident whilst walking to work. Very sensitive topic for him :(

All this info probably sounded a lot better in my head but I hope this is alright! I’m really excited about making my own human au. I’ve been thinking about this for awhile :))

Edit: fuck the whole thing about the island having a weird age thing, I’m not gonna mess with that since it’s complicated and I’m lazy so they age normally now.

#thomas the tank engine #thomas the train #ttte #ttte thomas #ttte fanart #ttte au #ttte human au #art #ttte percy #ttte diesel 10 #diesel 10 #I am estatic about this post bro omg

[sharpenurdamnknife]

Could you describe your relationship with your younger sister, Cassy, and how it has evolved since taking on the role of caregiver? How do you balance being both a sister and a mother figure to her?

"Oh very interesting question." Piper smiled at the memories. "By the time Cassie was born, I was already in my mid-20s. I guess the benefit to being a man is that when you can have sex with a junior partner you can have kids with a 26-year age gap." She smirked, shaking her head. "I mean way to be a stereotype right? The only thing better would have been if it was with his secretary. Anyway- None of that really has all that much to do with Cassie. My dad brought her home, convinced the other woman not to derail her career, and signed over her parental rights and my dad then convinced my mother to take her in as their own. Legally my mom adopted her- all very hush hush ya know?"

"But my mother wasn't even a good mom to her biological daughter- me. So I pretty much knew it would be a shit show. Before Cassie was born we were all but estranged. I'd check in once in a while and they would pretend to be proud that their daughter was a lead chef in a Michelin-star-rated restaurant. But we didn't really see each other or talk all that much. When Cassie was born though I changed that- I started coming back home at least once a month for a long weekend, sometimes more than that. When she was five I gave her one of those kiddie phones that only have my number in it so she could call me whenever she wanted. I'd call her a few times a week. But-" Her eyebrows furrowed. "She started getting....more shy. Like normal 4 or 5 year olds make alot of noise. They run around. The break things and babble to try and learn how to speak. She...she acted like she was scared to talk. I can't remember when I was her age- obviously but I remember being told to sush. I remember being told to look cute, to smile for pictures. I remember when I got a little older my mom teaching me what to say to different people. I dont know if it was to butter them up or make them feel bad...I remember getting scolded if I didn't." She seemed to get lost in her thoughts for a moment, in those very distant memories. The ones where you sort of remember but not completely.

"I knew that was happening with her. When I found out that she'd been left at home with a nanny and my mother had left on a cruise after my father died, I knew. I knew that she was hiding. That she was afraid if she said the wrong thing or was even too loud my mother would be cruel and claim that it was just the truth." She shook her head. "You cant tell a kid that they aren't really yours. Its mean. It will screw them up."

"When I came home, Cassie was so so damn happy but every night she would come into my room for the first few months to make sure I was still there. Sometimes she still does." She admitted, sadness tinging her voice instead of anger. "The first time I worked a late night the babysitter called me because Cassie was terrified I wasn't coming home and had locked herself in the closet and wouldn't come out."

Piper had to stop, pushing tears from the corner of her eyes with the heel of her hand. "We had to get over that. It took a while." Her voice was wavering and she had to take a break, breathing deeply. "I've tried to get her to talk about it, tried to get her involved with other kids at school but she's still so shy. I hope that it will get better with time. That she won't remember this like I barely do. That she'll gradually see that she has someone consistent in her life that's not going to leave her because she isn't exactly what they expected her to be. I never expected to be a parent. I never planned on it. I might - no I do sort of suck at it but at least she'll know what having a sort of maternal figure feels like you know? Even if she might hate me sometimes."

"I think thats one of the hardest parts to explain to people. We always had food, and clothes and a bed and even had money. But that doesn't mean we were loved. That doesn't mean that she wasn't neglected...I know what thats like, to even feel guilty as an adult talking about it. I'm not going to let her go through that."

#this is fucking heart breaking #I haven't actually written in depth about that in so so long #thank you! #мσяε тнεη α яιcн gιяℓ : Head cannon #sнε ωιℓℓ вε ℓσvε∂ : Cassie

[momrry]

I posted 2,183 times in 2022

That's 215 more posts than 2021!

45 posts created (2%)

2,138 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@adoreinbloom

@uhoh-but-yeah-alright

@loveontour-looks

@aboutmetamorphosis

@harrysputa

I tagged 2,156 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#soon - 122 posts

#the hids - 110 posts

#world's most glamorous pregnancy announcement - 53 posts

#scenes from your dad's camera roll - 50 posts

#the fun mom - 38 posts

#prev tags - 24 posts

#suus! - 21 posts

#walking into mother's day brunch like - 20 posts

#you don't even bother covering up - 20 posts

#when you're breastfeeding your fourth - 20 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#and as a thank you for her innovative ideas the school organised a poll too but then about what the kids find the greatest thing about her

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

"i want to make music that my kids will be proud of one day" -H

Momrry would give us an album full of lullabies and sweet songs that feels like a hug. I'm gonna cry

27 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

#4

WHY I LOVE MY MOMRRY SO MUCH???? 😩😩😩😩

Quite simply, because:

30 notes - Posted April 11, 2022

#3

I caught Harry on Grindr!!

YOU DID!!!!

34 notes - Posted February 15, 2022

#2

I saw this tweet and thought it might would make a nice addition to your blog. 🙂 (https://twitter.com/thoughtlarries/status/1514779485651959811?t=_w6PlEYGE3HMXwOXrzCkWA) I love your mumrry content. Keep it coming. ❤️

I AM ON THE FLOOR

61 notes - Posted April 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I know this a momrry love blog but can you give us your fav/top 5 Dilflinson pictures that Mommry loves to stare at?

You know I love to keep this blog agnostic on who the father is--momrry isn't larrie-centric, she's for everyone! But since you asked, I'm gonna provide. I feel like Louis could be the world's most fantastic girl-dad, so here are some shots for momrry headcanons fitting that vibe and that are definitely stareable:

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100 notes - Posted April 11, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #all this says is I should do more original posts lmao #i can't believe the fun mom won over some others #but it might be that i'm inconsistent? #ANYWAY #look at us #look what we did

[spideygal]

2, 5 n 26 (Christmas) about Zeke as s/i :]

Using my Cloud Dad! >:D

2. What have you been up to with [Zeke] lately? Did anything fun happen in the last couple of days?

Well, I have been doing some Christmas ornaments for the upcoming holidays. Zeke was distraught to see that. He said "It has barely been a week since Halloween and you're putting up Christmas decorations now?!"

It was sort of fun to see him dramatically say that he is doomed by Christmas while pretending to be dead on the couch. That was until Rob "accidentally" threw a bucket full of water onto them.

Let's just say that there was more chaos than there needed to be. I had to get Stolas out of the house to not see one of them throwing a mirror at the other for crying out loud!

...

Zeke won the fight though, he wasn't the one who threw the mirror- *clears throat* I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything.

5. Be honest, what was your first impression of [Zeke] when you first met them?

Well, when I first met him, he was being annoyed by a young kid with a squeaky toy. I think Zeke was so annoyed that that was the reason why they threw that toy across the room. But after the kid had left, he seemed sad. Like he was trying to tell someone something, only they didn't know who would get the message.

It did not help whatsoever that the adoption centre lady said that Zeke was a piece of hard work and she would be a bit happier to not have him at the adoption centre. That's when I found out about his age and how his 18th birthday was coming up.

I was horrified to see how a kid that was barely an adult might get kicked out of the adoption centre, and they didn't even get a proper family. The adoption centre or orphanage lady said something about them that really stuck to me. I... don't want to talk about it, it brought back some old memories of mine, and they weren't... exactly good.

Sometimes I wonder... What if I hadn't went to the adoption centre that day?

...

Uh, that sounded way grimmer than I thought it would be- Next question, please!

26. How do you two celebrate [Christmas]?

Oh, Christmas! One of the best holidays for me in my dearest opinion!

Me and Zeke love making gingerbread houses and he seems to be really happy! Sometimes I wonder if in the adoption centre or orphanage he ever had a gingerbread house. He probably never learnt how to make a gingerbread house with the way his first gingerbread house was baked (it was still delicious though), but he must have had a gingerbread house to eat, right? Hopefully...

Zeke and I also prepare some gingerbread cookies that sort of look like us and his cookies look absolutely astounding! We also check up on Rob and Stolas to see if they're not doing anything that isn't okay (Stolas looking for one of the cats on the rooftop, Rob hacking the TV to broadcast a Rickroll at full volume, that sort of matter).

Don't tell the kids this, but I buy the presents and put them underneath the tree with a happy gift card! Rob tried to look for Santa Claus once. We found him in the chimney looking like that Autism creature I see on Tumblr sometimes.

Though, I do feel a bit concerned with the way Zeke eats his gingerbread cookies. He tends to eat one of them their head first. It would be fine if he did the same to all of the cookies and not just a cookie that looks like Rob.

Overall, with the cats being happy and so are the rest of the family, I feel so happy to be with all of them. Christmases are the best time for them. Despite their yellings and occasional arguments, at least they don't go exactly too extreme. When they were living for the first year together, everything was chaotic. It still is but it's more toned and they seem to be understanding their differences, and I'm so happy they're doing that. I am so proud of this family.

#a cloudy friendship #cloud dad #zeke the boi #rob the glitchy bitch #stolas the owl child #thanks for the ask! #ask #answered ask #specialshinytrinkets ^^ #might be ooc-

[einsteinsugly]

The kids from my verse, for all the new kids around here… :)

Elizabeth "Betsy" Victoria Kelso (born January 15, 1979) (INTP, 5w6): Kelso and Brooke's daughter. She's book smart, but she has absolutely no common sense. She wants to be a doctor. She can be selfish, awkward, and obnoxious.

Adrian Reginald Forman (born July 18, 1984) (ISTJ, 5w6): Fez and Laurie's son. His mother abandoned him when he was a baby, and he doesn't really get along with his dad. He's cut more from the old-school Forman cloth. He's an awkward STEM nerd with a love for computers and gaming, and is really close to grandpa Red (Pop), and doesn't want to jeopardize that.

Hannah Michaela Kelso (born November 23, 1984) (ISFJ, 2w1): Kelso and Brooke's daughter. She's a mix between Brooke and her paternal grandmother Eileen. She's a sweetheart (like Eileen) with a solid head on her shoulders (like Brooke). She loves animals, kids, helping others, the Backstreet Boys, and her boyfriend Tommy.

Rebecca "Becca" Leona Hyde (born December 5, 1985) (ISTP, 5w4): Jackie and Hyde's daughter. Quiet and observant, she struggles with school and structure. She's a bit of a social outcast, and loves alternative fashion and sewing. She's also bi, and harbors an intense crush on her best friend Kate.

Katherine "Kate" Erin Forman (born February 28, 1986) (ENFJ, 3w4): Eric and Donna's daughter. A social butterfly with a bohemian, activist streak, she's an overachiever and a staunch perfectionist. A goody two shoes, and a hopeless romantic.

James Reginald Hyde (born October 22, 1987) (ESTJ, 8w9): Jackie and Hyde's son. The definition of a Slytherin. Ambitious and rebellious, he's constantly coming up with ways to beat the system and make some money.

Hallie Anna Rivera (born December 26, 1988) (ESTP, 7w8): I will reveal nothing, other than…her mom abandoned her. She's a loud party animal with a rebellious streak, and she and Leah make a disastrous combo. They feed off of each other, in the worst ways. Oh, and she's a lesbian.

Ashley Maria Tate (born May 4, 1989) (ESFP, 7w6): Fez and Rhonda's daughter. She's a dancer, a theater kid, and a cheerleader, and she's outgoing and friendly.

Leah Margaret Forman (born January 1, 1990) (INTJ, 5w6): Eric and Donna's daughter. She's an awkward outcast with a self-destructive chip on her shoulder. She's snarky, willful, and temperamental. She's a fandom nerd, an avid reader and writer, and a proud Gryffindor. She will kick your ass, and exudes ISTP energy sometimes (like her mom exudes ESTP energy sometimes), but she's always got a plan. She gets what she wants, in her own conniving, underhanded little way. Including her bestest friend and eventual lover James Hyde. >:)

#that 70s show #that 90s show #eric and donna #jackie and hyde #kelso and brooke #betsy kelso #adrian forman #hannah kelso #becca hyde #kate forman #james hyde #hallie rivera #ashley tate #leah forman #i am a mix of leah kate becca and betsy #hello :) #leah and hallie are the reason my verse can't really be funny from 2001-4

[munsontm]

LAURENCE  &  EDDIE MUNSON.

under cut for: manipulation, emotional abuse of a child, physical abuse of a child.

Eddie’s dad, Laurence, Wayne’s younger brother, is an infamous crook in Hawkins and he comes from a family of crooks i.e. the Munson family. (hate how close it is to Manson) Eddie is born when he is 26 and his shotgun wife Annie is around 19-20. And right from the get-go Laurence isn’t particularly interested in his son. He doesn’t hate him, he just doesn’t feel much of anything. Eddie is another mouth to feed and its landed him with a wife he didn’t really want.

But as Eddie gets older, Laurence realises the kid can be useful. He’s a skinny little thing with nimble fingers, the perfect thief. So, Laurence begins to show an interest in his son, teaching him the ways of a crook from the age of 5 with the pretense of it being a bonding activity. Eddie is naive at this point, ignorant even, that when his dad pushes him through people’s car windows and house windows, he’s doing something wrong. He thinks he’s making his papa proud and that’s what Laurence tells him when Eddie does well that he’s proud. It makes him happy, what kid wouldn’t be happy about that? But it’s all a lie. 

The first time Eddie refuses to steal, the attack is only verbal. Laurence calls him a disappointment, no son of his, you’re gonna break mama and papa’s heart, get outta my sight. It hurts---it hurts a lot, so he eventually goes along with it and receives the praise from Laurence he’d been desperate for. All seems okay.

The second time Eddie refuses to steal, the attack is physical. Laurence had never been violent towards him before, maybe a shove or a little smack round the head. But this time it’s with a belt. Eddie is 9 at the time, and it’s only the first of many times whether with his belt or fist.

Still, Eddie wanted his father to love him and make him proud. Even with the physical and verbal abuse. He convinced himself that he was the problem somehow. That there was something wrong with him and not Laurence. He saw other boys with their dads who looked happy together and wanted that for him and his dad....so, he kept on stealing for Laurence, resisting at times and taking the beating. By the age of 9 Eddie is aware that stealing isn’t a good thing, but it’s the only thing that makes his dad love him. Worth mentioning that Annie also dies when Eddie is 9 in a car accident, though it was suicide.

Eddie endures Laurence until the age of 12 when Laurence is finally put away for a long time for many crimes. Eddie is very distraught at first because who was going to take care of him? He sometimes remembers calling out to him during the arrest, only to be ignored. His view of Laurence is shattered terribly and irreparably when Laurence attempts to shift some of the blame of his crimes onto Eddie, who admittedly, had done a lot of stealing, but under coercion and manipulation. So, Eddie got off scott free. But Eddie knew then that their relationship had been a lie, they were never going to be that father and son duo he’d desperately wanted. Laurence didn’t even check up on Eddie once since he was sent to live with his brother, Wayne. And Eddie knew he’d never been loved by his father, only used----hence why he calls himself a cynic of love. He was betrayed by it in the worst way. He hasn’t seen or talked to Laurence since he was 12.

#𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 : 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍? 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 🎸 #i hate this #important portrayal headcanon 🛡️