yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright
phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright
phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright
phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright
phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright
phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright
phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
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Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney is a biromantic asexual trans man with ADHD and chronic pain!
Miles Edgeworth is an autistic atomoromantic asexual agender man with anxiety, PTSD, schizophrenia, OCD, and depression who uses a cane and uses he/him and they/them pronouns!
Maya Fey is a pansexual genderfluid trans woman with ADHD!
Trucy Wright is an autistic transfeminine genderfae nonbinary girl with ADHD, PTSD, and BPD!
Apollo Justice is an autistic gay trans man with OSDD, CPTSD, and anxiety!
Klavier Gavin is a homoromantic bisexual transfeminine demiman with BPD and hypersexuality who uses he/him, they/them, and she/her pronouns!
Godot is a bisexual trans man with ASPD, depression, and chronic pain!
Nahyuta Sahdmadi is a pansexual nonbinary person with PTSD who uses they/them pronouns!
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blessed is the food that you have given us of chubby Phoenix on this fine evening.. he is mouthwatering, appetizing, tasty, flavorful, delectable, succulent, luscious, savory, piquant, scrumptious, yummy, yum-yum, peng, finger-licking good, nummy, flavorous, sapid, delightful, exquisite, lovely, glorious, heavenly, divine, enticing, majestic, ethereal, elegant, attractive, handsome, dashing, dazzling, gorgeous, lovely, magnificent, fair, pretty, wonderful, beautiful, pleasing, graceful, aesthetically, alluring, charming, delicacy, extraordinary, splendid, flawless, delicate, sweetness, glamorous, radiant, striking, photogenic, snazzy, appealing, pretty, angelic, excellent, superb, fine, fascinating, marvelous, ravishing, bewitching, and a distinguished gentleman in your style.. literally so ba-da-ba-pa-ba
oh my god you are literally saving us from the dreading hunger that we suffer from each day, every waking hour that I personally see of buff, skinny, whatever Phoenix (THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH IT BY THE WAY.), by now I have grown immensely numb to seeing Phoenix drawn as such but then here you come in full glory of shining light with chubby Phoenix and I forever and ever thank you
..the words I used to describe it are synonyms of delicious and good looking by the way so you don’t have to read all of that :3c
I’m glad! Allow me to use this post to talk about some headcanons I have
So Phoenix has ADHD. Feenie was unmedicated until after the whole thing with Dahlia. Once he turned his attention to studying law and doing law school, he got a prescription to help him focus his energy and mind.
AA1-3 Phoenix took the medication.
He stopped taking them during the 7 year gap because he didn’t really need them and also he needed to use that money to take care of his newly adopted daughter (which is one of the factors of his weight gain bc he’s no longer taking medication that has an appetite suppressant side effect). Also, he would work out as well, so the extra weight is both fat and muscle. Working out was one of the things that helped him get over his alcoholism that he fell into after his disbarment.
After AA4, he started taking medication again (as well as biking around a lot like he used to, so he lost some weight but bc he’s already 34/35, his metabolism slowed so he kept part of it). He kept working out because it was already a part of his routine now and he found it to be a great stress reliever. Also, he got a nicely tailored suit (paid for by Miles 💖), which works well with the dad bod he has now :)
Based on the original sprites, he’s got broad shoulders, and based on the fact that he bikes a lot, he’s got strong legs :3
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ok so clarifying on my larry adhd headcanon because i know i'm right here to me larry and phoenix are BOTH undiagnosed adhd (maybe phoenix gets diagnosed later into his life or before the events of the games but idk) but phoenix is the like "what's wrong with me" adhd where he struggles with things and his response is that he HAS to do them because if he can't it's an issue especially when it's so effortless for everyone else and he's constantly worried that something must be wrong with him to struggle so much and larry is the "why is he like that" adhd where he struggles with things and his response is "if it sucks hit da bricks" and puts his effort instead into coming off like it doesn't bother him because he just Doesn't Care about responsibilities ever and it totally never worries him that he struggles with things other people seem to do effortlessly haha why would you think that. no he doesn't worry about that kind of thing. he doesn't even care. he chose to be the irresponsible class clown and he totally didn't make that choice so that his failures felt like something within his control that he could just as easily accomplish "if i felt like it" what makes you think that
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Okay actually I need to talk abt how smart phoenix is. Like yes he didn’t flip over a piece of paper SOMEHOW but also??? This is only his second case, his mentor’s dead, he’s defending her teenage sister, he’s seeing miles again after 15 years and they’re going up against each other in court. I probably would’ve glossed over that too!!! Is it stupid?? Yeah but to an extent it’s understandable
Yeah he kinda stumbles his way into the correct answer but not without noticing things that others had either overlooked or simply written off. And yeah!!! He does stupid things!!! But we’re shown time and time again how his mind works and this is especially prevalent in aa4 where he REBUILDS THE FUCKING JURY SYSTEM WITH HIS OWN TWO HANDS
This man MAKES the MASON system from the ground up. Yes he obviously had help but??? He still did the majority of it on his own I think. He had to bring something before the board to get it approved so he at least STARTED it on his own even tho he knows fuck all abt technology. He plays poker for a living. He knows how to cheat and lie his way out of a situation. As fucked as it is, he brings Trucy to these big games for an advantage bcuz he knows how to use what he has at his disposal. Not to mention a 7 year long game with kristoph gavin.
I’m trying to only go by what we’re shown / told bcuz once I throw headcanons into it, the legitimacy gets messy and muddled. I’m also at work so it’s very possible that I missed a lot of shit but he’s allowed to be a Stupid Little Guy while also being objectively intelligent!! He can eat glass AND be one of the greatest legal minds in the modern era. These can and SHOULD co-exist
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