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#ANON YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME
nickybloodhead · 6 months
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thoughts on James Hetfield fucking you in a staircase? 🤗
I saw this question and... I had to sit and think for a moment because several dirty images came to my mind hehe.
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Like, he would be so desperate to fuck you after enduring watching you wear that little dress and everyone seeing your legs, he needed to bend you over any surface and bury himself in you right away. That would lead to you not even making it to the second floor, his hands had pulled your waist towards him and he had kissed your neck while groping your breasts and ass.
Your legs would tremble from the sudden touch, he would take advantage of that to put his hand on your lower back and push you down until you were on all fours, you were on the steps with your legs spread wide and he would delight in the sight of your wet panties as you rested your hands and knees on the stairs. He would lift up your dress and tear your underwear to see your wet, swollen pussy, run his thumb through your folds and lick your fluids from it.
He wouldn't stop at foreplay, he would unzip his fly just enough to pull out his fat hard cock, spit in his hand to lubricate its length and in one thrust he would plunge deep into your hole.
He would not be gentle or careful, he would take what he needs from you greedily, his balls crashing against your pussy as his cock stretches you, he would be hard and fast, with his big hands holding you by the shoulders as he fucks you from behind, the thrusts of his hips would be so sloppy and hard that you would be forced to hold on to the rail.
"All night holding back from fucking you in the middle of everyone, shit...I needed that tight pussy sucking me" He would be growling through his teeth like an animal, desperate to fill you with his cum, leave you all used and melted on the floor from how rough he was being.
Oh yes, I also want him to use me as he pleases.
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ramu-ego · 1 year
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Thirst but feel free to elaborate
I want to fuck nagi so bad. He's so cute, and lazy. He's such a pillow princess. Imagine fucking him while he's playing his game and telling him to focus on it. He's trying to not moan, especially if he were kind of gamer who'd use voice chats, so he'd have to hold his voice back but he can't so his moans would keep on slipping.
This could be for hiori too :) I love both very much
(nsfw) MUTE IT :: Seishiro Nagi x femdom!Reader
anon, dear lovely sexy anon, I use to see fics and feel my skin crawl at the gamer!boy fics and the weird greasy boys domming reader and never understood the allure until now...I JUST WANTED TO PEG A GAMER BOY YOU'VE AWAKEN SOMETHING IN ME ANON ♡ - askbox open cw: fem!Reader, dom!Reader, established relationship, toxic gamer trope (not Nagi) exhibition, sex toys, pegging, anal, sexual themes, unedited word count: 2.4k character(s): Nagi Seishiro
DNI :: minors, blank blogs + m!Reader blogs
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One sigh into his mic had Nagi mumbling his words the second he off handedly mentioned you were home, "Yeah no, she got home from work earlier than expected is all."
"Boo!"
"What about guys only game night?!"
"You gonna quit early then you fucking simp?"
"Watch Seishiro is gonna log out because he's too busy sucking his girls dick like a wimp."
The onslaught of shitty responses came after Nagi hadn't even made a big deal about you coming home. No intention of fighting them over it because all he needed was the body count to do something in his game. He'd do it alone if it was a solo players job. On his belly lounging in bed, Nagi looked away from his screen when you came and sat behind him on his thighs.
"Want me to mute it?" He asked haphzardly.
You could make out the garbage talking on the other end of his mic. But knew immediately it wasn't anyone to concern yourself with. Instead stretching out your arms until you cupped the underside of Nagi's ass. Teasing touch of your thumbs dipped down between his thighs and closer to his sensitive areas. Leaving you to only smile when you jiggled his ass in his grey sweats, "Mute it, only if you don't want them to hear you baby."
Drawn out of his lips was a low moan Nagi didn't entirely hide. Twisting the mic away from his mouth a little bit was all he did. Half lidded eyes shutting entirely now when he wiggled his hips under you and stuck his butt up a little more in the air. Unable to use his words. But using a few pathetic groaning noises to indicate he wanted you to touch him more.
If he didn't care those losers heard, then why should you?
Catching your fingers in his waistband, Nagi lifted his hips up just enough to let you pull down his sweats in one good. How wonderful his ass did look in them couldn't compare to the real thing. Squeezing and groping his ass with your weight pinning his legs down. Nagi squirmed and moaned little by little under your attention. Hips going from sedentary and lazy; to wiggling and pushing up against your in wordless demands of more. Even though his underwear he couldn't help it.
Leaning down, yanking down his shirt a little just to press your lips at the base of his neck above his shoulder blades, Nagi's full body shudder made him drop the game controller and bury his face in the bedding under him. Noise correctly muffled from the mic now as Nagi's headphones hung around his neck instead. Questions and demands of what the hell was was doing and to get his ass back to the game could be heard.
"Bunch of losers...can't even do the game without you." Your lips curling into a smile still pressed against the pale part of skin you kissed, "Lets take a little more of your time, shall we?"
No back talk Nagi laid limp with his face in the bed when you worked his underwear down around his thighs. Framing his bubble butt in your hands as soon as you could. Squeezing and groping it as he moaned into the bedding. Writhing under your attention as his cock grew and remained pinned between his body and the bedding. All the relief he got was from your hands on his ass and whatever he could manage rutting his hips into the bed under him.
Just as his mind grew hazy and he was getting into a rhythm of rocking his hips into the bedding, your touch was gone. Distraught but with an utterly unreadable façade Nagi drug his face out of the bedding to look why you stopped. Pouting in the meantime when your hands were no longer on him at all. Instead fishing out something in the bedside drawer next to your shared bed.
"Don't look at me like that." You didn't waste a breath berating him with that kicked puppy dog look in his eyes when you sat back up with a bottle in your hands. Holding it between your thumb and forefinger just to swing the little container in front of him, Nagi immediately recognized what you drug up, "I told you to mute it. No going back now."
No going back indeed. Fisting the sheets under him while he could only think to bite down on a wad of bedding under his face. Nagi wiggled his hips when the icy hot sensation of lube dripped down his crack. Lubing him up a little excessively but he wasn't about to complain when you drew your finger up and down, spreading it as you went and teasing his entrance.
The threat to mute his gaming mic was very real. Now missing the opportunity at all Nagi let out a toe curling moan the second your finger slipped up to it's second knuckle in him. Every muscle in his body tensing then releasing with the wave of pleasure. Fists still balled up with bed in them. Nagi was found wiggling back on your finger demanding more like a true greedy princess before you even had a chance to move.
"Want more." Nagi murmured when you swished your finger around his insides, "Want more now."
"It slipped in so easily no wonder you want more." Drawing your finger up his crack to lather it in lube, you had absolutely no problem shoving another finger inside his twitching walls along with the first. Nagi's spine dipping in. Hips pushing back and his cock leaking onto the bed beneath him. He looked so endearingly breedable laid out on his stomach like this, "You know..." You used your free hand to draw a feathery light touch between his shoulder blades. Right away feeling him tighten around you and forcing you to push your fingers into him slower just to make them fit, "A shame all they can do is hear you...But they're all still so loud." You made note of the commentary still pouring through the headphones that drowned out Nagi's meager moans, "Maybe you need to be a little louder."
Groaning in protest volume wasn't in his arsenal. Only wanting to drown in pleasure of your fingers mixing up his insides while he still had his headset on. Nagi protested when you drew your fingers out of him. Whining with his cheek plastered into the bed under him that he didn't care what they heard all he wanted was to cum. You noted his concerns and hushed him up quickly when Nagi caught a glimpse of what he saw you drag out finally.
"Mmm." You lubed up the bulbous end of your side of the toy. Some silicone now slimy with lube before you pulled your shorts to the side. Slipping in your end of the strapless toy with ease. Adjusting very quickly when you flicked on the vibrations. Ripples of sensation making your walls clench around the toy as you thrusted it in and out of yourself a few times for good measure. Nagi engrossed in seeing you fuck yourself with the shorter end of the strapless dildo before getting it just right. Leaving the much longer end pointing out to him as you returned to dousing it in lube above his peachy little ass, "Don't worry. I'll make sure you cum and shut those lame fucks up at the same time."
Nagi had no desire or time to question your methods. Press of the toy head against his slipper entrance and soon your silicone cock was disappearing inside him.
"Seishiro are you still there?"
"Told you guys he'd give up when his bitch got home."
"Dumbass left his account on he's so whipped."
Sinking your cock down to the base in him. Nagi's noises bubbling up even louder than with your fingers. His back dipped in while his hips pushed up into your pelvis. Ass shaking and begging for more of the length you couldn't give him after taking it all. Nagi's head set had been dropped right next to his head. The perfect place for you to reach over him, pressing your strap deeper into his guts and snagging the loud gaming tool for yourself.
"This thing still on?" You knew it was but still spoke exceptionally clearly into the mic. Quick to hear everyone clam up when they stumbled onto the fact you may have heard their shit commentary, "Ahem-" You cleared your throat after you got their attention. Dragging your hand down your baby's back and smiling down at Nagi who wiggled his ass against you utterly unaware of what you were doing now, "Sorry your little free ticket for easy game play is busy right now. His bitch of a girlfriend got home and well...guess he's a little busy."
Putting the headphones right back on Nagi's mop of white hair. You twisted the mic back towards his mouth and grabbed fistfuls of his hips immediately. Driving your strap into him as deep as you could just as he had been whining about. A loud whimpering moan drug from his lips and sent right into the mic. Nagi didn't care if he'd be heard by the lot of gamers he'd befriended. Not when your tip threatened to slip right out of him before you fucked it right back into him.
Waiting for exactly this. Nagi's ass in the air while you slammed your hips into him from behind. Hefting up the giant soccer player so he was face down in the bed with your hands grabbing his hips to hold them in place for you. The slap of skin as you fucked Nagi still wearing the gaming headphones was only drown out by the loud lewd noises he was spewing right into the mic previously covered up by some blankets.
"No way your doing that! Faker!"
"Dude are you fucking on stream?!"
"You heard her she's fucking Seishiro oh my god he's getting pegged!"
Their comments were flooding not only the headphones adoring the top of Nagi's head. But also the little chat channel in the corner of his screen. All of them madly typing in hysterics as you continued to fuck their golden gamer boy in real time.
Not able to grab a fistful of his hair like you would any other time. You settled on using Nagi's hips to pull him back onto your strap with the weight of him behind it. Driving your tip into his deepest parts and stirring growing and louder moans right out of the man. Clumps of white hair sticking to his face as he grew even redder in the face each passing moment. Nagi's ass and thighs jiggling off your hips with each thrust. Threatening to pull out completely each time. Just to slam it back into him and enjoying the little wiggle of Nagi's ass when your toy abused the sweetest spot right against his prostate.
With a flick of your finger the vibrations were set up to the highest setting. Making Nagi even louder and the chat in his game loose their collective minds as they all really figured out their number one gamer was getting pegged for them all to hear. His cock untouched and bouncing from the thrusts. Smacking his thighs or his stomach with his sensitive bulbous cock head. Leaving a gooey trail of precum that never seemed to end. His back dipped in and Nagi spread his legs wider with the inevitable orgasm tightening in his stomach. Still with just the vibrating end inside you. Making your walls clench and flutter with pleasure each time you slammed into him. You couldn't help but quicken your pace and tighten your grip on his hips just to hold him in place when you struck the golden spot on your end.
"Shit- Baby, god-" You felt the tightening in your stomach grow when Nagi lowered himself just enough on your strap that it pushed up against your sweet spot, "Fuck- I'm going to cum fucking you- Shit I really am-"
"Fuck I wanna cum-" Nagi whined into the microphone now damp with his spit from being mashed into the bed while you fucked him. Slack jawed, panting and matching your thrusts so you hit as deep in him as possible. Nagi didn't even realize what you had said about cumming yourself. Only focused on the wave of pleasure growing and growing until there was just nothing else he could do.
Letting out the loudest moan yet Nagi twisted his fists into the bedding he had a death grip on just as his orgasm overtook his senses entirely. Hip shaking, cock twitching orgasm drowning the six four man in toe curling pleasure as you fucked him right through it all. Not quite a spurt but the first thickest wad of cum drooling off his tip when he clenched around your toy. Milky and white in contrast to the precum from before. His cum oozed out of him with each abusing stroke of your tip against his prostate.
Leaving Nagi a moaning mumbling mess with the microphone against his lips as you dug your fingertips into his hips and pushed your thrusts right into your own tummy twisting pleasure. High vibed humming of the vibrator that helped Nagi cum as hard as he did. Now doing it's job as your walls clenched around the thicker end inside you. Hips giving way to an erratic rut just to ride out your own orgasm. Enjoying the high even more as you pushed into him with each wave of pleasure. Milking the idea that you were really cumming in your lazy gamer boyfriend to the max until you finally had to let out the breath you were holding. Cunt fluttering around the toy inside you. And Nagi passed out with his face in the bed and ass still up in the air with you buried inside him. You suddenly remembered the headphones crooked on his head. No surprise not hearing any vulgar comments now. Just the muffled noises of prudes doing what prudes did best on the other end of it.
Plucking the headphones off Nagi's head, a little labored breathing as your walls still ached around the side buried between your legs. You laughed into the mic itself, "Next time you wanna talk shit, mute it so this bitch doesn't ruin your little game. Now, if you'll excuse him-" You reached down and curled your fingers around Nagi's cock with your strap pressing deep inside him all over again and your finger hovering over the off switch of the gaming headphones, "Your free gaming prodigy won't be playing with you again. He's too busy getting fucked by the bitch that interrupts your guy time."
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tcshi · 1 year
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HOLD ON YK WHAT 🤭
reo would be the type of guy to coo 'i know baby' while you're at your peak pleasure 😵‍💫
IDK AA I JUST THOUGHT THAT I'D FIT HIM
HAVE A NICE DAY 🫶🏻🫶🏻💞
-🍒
rIGHT??? and he'll do it with a teasing tilt in his voice too, knowing the effect he has on you and how his touch leaves you wanting more. he’d caress your cheeks, cooing oh so sweetly while globs of tears leave your eyes and the dulcet whine that erupts from your throat is ripped away by the open-mouthed kiss he plants on your lips, making you feel lightheaded from the combination of having your breath taken away and the pleasure that send bolts to your core and goosebumps to thread on your skin. he's almost mocking you, but it is entirely missed by you when you're drowning in the pleasure that reo gives through the deep thrusts of his hips. he’ll hush your cries softly, holding a palm over your stomach where the apparent bulge of his thick cock plunging in and out inside your tummy molds your insides, and he's pushing his palm against it making you writhe underneath him, pathetic whimpers leaving your lips. “shh... i know baby, i know...” he'll tell you in faux sympathy when really, he's enjoying the way your tears coat your lash line and straining your cheeks wet and the whimpers that leaves your soft, bruised lips. “feels fucking good right? my baby feels so fucking good sucking my cock in... so fucking good...”
REO GETS OFF SEEING YOU CRY AND WHINE FOR/BECAUSE (OF) HIM. mans high-key into dacryphilia and he's not apologetic and ashamed to make you a sobbing mess just so he can see you cry from the overwhelming pleasure that's wrecking you apart, more so that it's turning you into a crying/whining mess.
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miodiodavinci · 7 days
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I made a Vocaloid channel but I'm having trouble getting views. I like making covers for fun but I wish I could get more than a handful of views, especially since I haven't even gotten 5 on my latest ones. I use Vocaloid 6, which may be the problem since not many people talk much about it as much as the older versions
Would you have any advice as to what I can do?
m m m m m , , , , , , i feel like it's hard to say—back in the day when i was doing UTAU work, most of the interaction i got with my work was from my friends from UTAForum. we all sort of just shared our work with each other and supported one another doing our fun little hobby. though the sort of forum culture that spawned that sort of friend circle has kind of disappeared by this point , , , , ,
but honestly, even still—find folks whose work you like and get involved!! share your work on other sites and shout out people you like!! support the folks around you and establish yourself as part of a community
(of course like. don't treat it as a transactional thing. if there's one way to ensure No One interacts with your work it's to. comment on people's things or shout people out and then get passive aggressive expecting a response back. doesn't work like that. you support people because you love them and their work—not because you want something in return.)
but even more than that, honestly just keep doing what you do and the love in your work will come across in heaps and bounds, and someone will be bound to listen. people also tend to get interested the more you put your own spin on something, whether it's creating your own PVs, adding your own harmonies, sharing some of your files, or linking multiple covers together as part of a kind of overarching story. if you make it yours, it'll be yours for good.
like, at the end of the day we can all agree that views are just a number on a screen and are kind of meaningless and no one should base their worth on them, but also yeah it kind of wears you down after a while to keep sharing things you've put a lot of love and effort into with no response.
i'd just like to encourage you not to lose your passion for it—views or not, there's a lot to be gain by pursuing something you love. your VOCALOID endeavors are only just beginning, and who knows where you'll end up ! ! ! ! take the journey as far as it'll take you, and have fun all the while ! ! ! ! ! ! !
also send me your work i want to listen 👁 👁
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misc-obeyme · 5 months
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ik this would never happen but. obey me maid event with the brothers, but lucifer has the shortest skirt (with mc who is enjoying it a little too much)
I wish it would happen, anon!!
Why do they deprive us of a maid event?? It would be EVERYTHING. And clearly we, the people, would love to see it!!
Oh man, Lucifer in a short lil maid dress, getting all flustered and irritated. He's blushing like crazy and glaring down anyone who has anything to say about it. Acts like he's not into it at all and like he hates every second.
That is, until he's alone with MC later. And MC is blatantly enjoying how he looks...
Oh. My mind. It has wandered entirely into nsfw territory lol. I feel like I could write a whole smut scene about this. Because flustered Lucifer is one of my favorite things.
That being said, I don't know WHAT it is about the maid dress scenario, but I just love it so much. Like I think I could write a whole maid dress smut series because I keep thinking about the way different characters would react. Just imagine Levi in a maid outfit with enthusiastic MC. He'd be such a mess lol.
I am grateful to any and all fan artists that have blessed us with Obey Me characters in maid dresses. You're all out here doing the important work and I salute you!
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mr-orion · 26 days
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Why your art kinda gay (sexily tho)(/pos)(love it)(it is the moment)
my art ismt gay
i am so heterosexual i love women
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randomnameless · 3 months
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easy explaination of why most if not all the characters have ended up flanderized in FEH: it started as a gacha game for FE fans and now is a FE game for gacha fans. That's why Alphonse won over Sigurd or why Gullveig won last year's cyl with only 2 lines of dialogue too.
This is why I don't want the jugdral remakes to happen, bc look at engage, using FEH's mechanic and FEH using its ring mechanic in order to sell more lyn, camilla and marth alts. I don't want jugdral to end up with another silly gimmick that isn't necessary on the game or the story but can be sold as another gatcha powercreep thingy. As long as FEH is on service, the main franchise is going to be directyl affected by it.
2 lines of dialogue? You're charitable anon!
But... yeah, with time, FEH became its own thing and is apparently even considered a main FE Title given how Vero was added, albeit through a DLC, to Engage and I mean -
If Vero's writing is supposed to represent FEH, I have to inform you I found my new least liked FE game lol - which brings the main question : what is an FE game?
TBH, to me, FEH OCs are barely characters (Vero needed heavy retcons and ignoring elephants in the room which were there since book 1 to become remotely close to one) which makes me completely baffled at how they can even be "picked" for events like CYL, but if we are talking about popularity contests, then people will vote for their faves... aka the most recent characters they like or have seen - sure it doesn't help that Siggy'n'Leif are from jp only games, but CYL1 saw Roy being picked, even when his Smash Bros popularity dwindled. Can you imagine, in 2024 if Roy wasn't picked for CYL1, him competing with the non-entity that is Alfonse as "the most beloved FE characters voted in by the fans?".
I mean, I can get liking OCs in gacha/crossover games (I'm not pointing at someone in particular about Crestoria lol even if i prefered kanana to vicious) but I can bet you 2 kebabs that if a Tales gacha organised the equivalent of CYL, Leon and Yuri would be picked before any Male OC, and I'd bet 1 kebab about Alicia or even Milla being added before the Kanonos.
In FEH, Book 2 Vero (or was it 3?) was picked over... Elincia. Recency bias is a thing but... yep, it has been a long time now since FEH stopped being a gacha game for fans of FE, but became its own thing with sometimes FE characters being referenced.
I agree with your last remark though, as long as FEH exists, evil will - I mean, as long as FEH exists, it will have some sort of influence in the main games - even if I reiterate, FE15 managed to dodge its influence, only to fall in some other pitfalls.
Jugdral remakes can play like SoV, "additional" characters will be in a DLC and not have any relevance to the story, I mean, even if you can roll for Sharena on a NG+, she might not even have one line.
But, tbh, it's not the gacha aspects that worry me the most about Jugdral remakes, it's the state of the franchise/fandom post FE15 and especially post FE16, but I'll make a separate post about it.
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sky-kiss · 24 days
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your bg3 chars are always so pwetty i love them both
Awwww, thank you!!! They are my idiot babies. I love them. Hope to get back to them soon.
It isn't Sol or Joi. But please take my absolute favorite photo of this moron to express my love for you and the happiness your comment brought.
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This is Raziel. One of my Raph kids. The more I look at it. The more I see:
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kicktwine · 8 months
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*Shakes you like a marionette* THANK YOU! You get it! I've been trying to tell people for -so long- that ARR (and post) is purposely taking its time to build up the characters, the story, the -entire world- that you're going to spend the next who-knows-how-many-hours/days/weeks/months exploring and adventuring and experiencing and -feeling- through! It might not be "the best paced", but god damn it if I still don't love all the random asides and non-plot moments that just -shapes everything-
(BANGS GAVEL)
LET THEM COOK!!!
#to be clear this is not to say a bunch of story decisions and pacing issues were Fine Actually And Perfect#of course not! the feast while Titan is definitely awakening was odd pacing. the sylphs took way too much long back and forth. f’lhammin;;;#HOWEVER!!!! I am of the opinion that you should play through all of that ANYWAYS#because the things they do and tell you and sneak characterization into within the bits that could have used work are still valuable !#because CRUCIALLY because because — it has Payoff#you are there for reasons. some big some long-term some unnecessary but kinda fun#dark road I think… had less of an effect on me because it didnt have good payoff. I would forgive the messy pacing and uneven attention#to characters they want us to get attached to much more if the end was also constructed better. the end was FUN! but-#look imagine if we’d been with baldr More? They were cooking and it was interesting but the payoff could have used different#(or more) buildup emotionally and attachment-wise. I love murder. it is shock value; not cast interest; that makes it fun#ask#anon#(pacing) I would have to craft an osp video on what constitutes media that does this meandering absurdity thing well and Less Well#MUCH easier to do in a video game where you are the main character! Everything can be relevant to your growth#like homestuck does it well EXCEPT when it doesn’t. most of problem sleuth is easily forgotten#anyways. cuts myself off of essayifying my opinion#that’s enough of that you and me are amiably shaking hands anon
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someobscurereference · 11 months
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gotta ask, whats your favourite bizarre headcanon that has zero or maybe even negative canon backing/basis. mine is that ophelia is the result of a magic accident and only has odin's genetics
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ASK IN THE WORLD AJDJSKSD LOVE THAT HC FOR YOU
I’m trying so hard to think of what would count as bizarre. I have so many AUs and so many of them are joke-y, lol.
OH WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED my hc that Owain once propositioned Gerome purely and only because he thinks Inigo would hate that they got action before he did and he was pissed at Inigo at the time.
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I really wanna understand your love for kieran culkin, I loved him in Scott Pilgrim.
Oh my god this is so nice you really don’t have to ask but I love that you did!!!!!!!!
I wish I had a less lizard brain answer to attribute the spark to but sometimes you need someone to do something sexual in order for your brain to unlock that interest in them and the Roman/Gerri phone scene takes the prize. When I rewatched the show I had zero recollection of the emotional scene that happens right after because apparently I blacked out lol. So then I’m watching the rest of the show through new eyes which of course leads to huh, I definitely love this character and am attracted to this being, but do I also love this person? Anon, he’s so lovable! The pro and con of Kieran & Roman is there is A Lot of Kieran in the character. Uh the best parts, we hope. He’s this secure short king with quick wit who talks fast and can require a bit of attention but is humble as heck about how good he is at his job and has this quirky decorated right appendage and isn’t afraid to crack jokes when someone broaches the subject of his irl family or politely shut them down when he thinks they’re off base about something. I love the little bit I know about him and his wife’s relationship and the way they can publicly poke fun at each other. I love that he lived in the same tiny apartment from 19 to 39 until his wife finally said “you’re on a hit TV show.” I love how sweet and diplomatic he is when someone tries to poke him about Jeremy Strong being weird. I swear you can feel interviewers become infatuated with him for being a real and funny, charming person. In conclusion, I think he's neat!
#full disclosure Scott Pilgrim is bottom of the priority list of things to (re) watch. mostly because he looks like..that. but I will!#sometimes I'm like oh this was inevitable. the slow burn was in process it just needed an opportunity#then Alex took himself out and the gate opened#truly insane background I like to note for me but not important to anyone else ever#feel like I always had a general goodwill towards all the Culkins even if I couldn’t be bothered to learn the difference between 2 of them#before Kieran's SNL had you held a gun to my head and asked me to identify which was Kieran or Rory 50% chance I'm dead#I only listen to WTF eps if I have a vague interest in the guest so I know I listened to Macaulay's episode years ago and Kieran’s in 2020#and I know I came out of those happy to keeping rooting for them from afar - Kieran was great! - but it didn’t awaken anything.#his Conan episode is wonderful! but I wasn't digging in from that#S1 of Succession is so Kendall focused you don't get enough Roman but then he becomes the one we know the most about his childhood and#he goes from this little weirdo to fascinating puzzle#and through that just watching Kieran be good at his job is so hot! but also be good in a way that he makes seem effortless#and not too serious which is also importantly hot. no one really likes an actor who is weird about being an actor. he's just like that#then you factor in his personal relationship with J Smith-Cameron and her husband and it's so motherfucking adorable. I?#answered ask#KC#thank you anon this gave me so much energy last night lol
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steddieas-shegoes · 7 months
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You asked for a confession, im giving you one..
Honestly this'll be Too Much Information for sure, but you asked, i guess
CMS,SMTS made me realise that i am not a switch. The way Eddie was saying stuff, caring that much..
Whooph, that-uh, made me realise something.
<3 luv your writing, just like always!
I am too shy to do this not-anonymously, so
-🪶
My lovely friend, there is no such thing as Too Much Information.
Especially not when you realized something because of the way I wrote something holy shit 🥹
I am so happy you shared this with me, I’ll cherish this little anonymous secret for the rest of forever. Thank you thank you thank you 😭❤️
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tiressian · 1 year
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Switched off anonymous commenting in ao3 for the foreseeable future idk man, those make me nervous even if they're nice lol
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kayfabebabe · 2 years
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anonymous assumption: you are the softest baby boy ever to exist uwu
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Unfortunately, this is true. My reputation as a tough guy is merely a ruse and I am, but a squishy lil dude...
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inmaki · 4 months
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number one sorcerer (and virgin) .
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synopsis: req! in which your boyfriend — notorious for boasting about how good he is in bed — turns out to be all bark and no bite (until you give him some guidance, at least).
pairing: virgin!switch!gojo x f!reader
wc: est. 6k?
incl: unprotected sex, pull-out method, lots of dirty talk, a bit of teaching gojo, petnames, manhandling, size kink, clit play, praise kink, edging (himself), teasing, mocking, fingering, oral (f + slight m), cum swallowing
a/n: ty for awakening smtn in me anon it was nice to be writing a full fic again!! hope im not too rusty,, this is straight up filth tho so mdni
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back when satoru and you were just friends, he liked to make it very clear to your circle of peers that he wasn’t just good at sex.
no, according to himself, he was some kind of sex god — to match his power level in sorcery, of course.
and obviously, who was anyone to think otherwise? the great gojo satoru; such a cocky and confident demeanour paired with angelic white hair, piercing blue eyes, and a tall sculpted body that other guys at the gym double-take at. him..? a virgin? hah! good one.
satoru believes that he’s done a rather spectacular job at keeping his reputation sky-high.
the only problem was.. now he had a girlfriend with high expectations to please.
since the day you’d gotten together — going multiple months strong — satoru was starting to sweat more and more knowing that his rather crucial fabrication was bound to be brought up sooner or later. you had your needs just like him, and satoru wouldn’t blame you if you were a bit worried about why he hasn’t initiated anything; y’know, since he was supposedly eros in human form and all that.
little did you know your boyfriend felt equally frustrated. for slightly different reasons.
“bro, it’d be hot if she was a virgin, but me?!” flopping back against the armrest, gojo lets out a theatrical groan while his best friend — the only other person to know of his dark secret — snickers against the cushions nearby.
“everything’d be fine if you didn’t pretend to be some incubus that makes girls cum with a snap of his finger,” geto quips unhelpfully.
satoru lifts his head, sneering when he realizes that the raven-haired man was much too busy scrolling on his phone to notice how he’s resting a pair of dirty shoes on his white couch. “that would be pretty cool..” when he only receives a disgusted glance, he huffs, suddenly feeling a bit vulnerable as his thoughts wander further. “how’m i even gonna tell her? what if she doesn’t trust me anymore?”
at last, suguru looks up with a hint of sympathy in his eyes. “you know y/n isn’t like that. just.. wait for her to initiate something and go with the flow,” he advises, lips curling into a knowing smirk.
“you find a way to be good at everything, anyway, toru. she’ll be begging for you in no time.”
as usual, geto knows him too well, because those last few words have gojo shooting up from the sofa with a grin. “ya think so?”
“hell yeah, man.” the two idiots end the discussion by dapping each other up, a confident gleam in both of their eyes.
only a couple days later, satoru discovers that going with the flow isn’t as easy as suguru advised. with your plush lips sucking his bottom one through occasional moans, along with a delicate pair of nails scratching perfectly at his undercut, he already felt himself getting breathless and aroused like a teenager.
perhaps you’ve put him under a spell; how is it that he lasts through prolonged battles while barely breaking a sweat, but having your cute hand move to rub up on his abs and pecs send his nerves into overdrive? it wasn’t like making out wasn’t uncommon for the two of you, this time it just felt so passionate with the way your hips moved to straddle his, tongue practically begging for entrance while the movie on screen was left long forgotten.
gojo can’t help but groan as your muscle explores his mouth, core ever so smoothly grinding on his bulge and igniting heat through his entire body. even as you pull away to take a breath, his grip on your waist remains stable as if you’d disappear at any moment— growing even tighter with the way you bore into his eyes hungrily. “satoru..”
your unusually seductive voice makes him audibly gulp. “y— yeah?” he whispers, glancing to the hand thats now moving down over his grey sweats. shit, this was too much, was he dreaming? he should do something, pinch himself before—
“touch me, please?” as you voice your request, you squeeze his dick so nicely that satoru swears he nearly explodes in his boxers.
he swallows, words getting lost in his throat. “i— i uh...”
for the first time in history, satoru has been rendered speechless, and you visibly panic at this realization. yet when you try to carefully maneuver off his lap and give him space, the clutch on your waist intensifies. “what— are you okay? what’s wrong?” you murmur, brows creasing with concern.
though you never brought it up, satoru’s worry about your confusion was correct; you’d been expecting him to jump your bones a week into your relationship, but seeing how he never forced anything and remained respectful was cute.. at first. after a month of rejection and being pushed away whenever things got too heated, insecurities were bound to start brewing inside you.
he better have a damn good explanation.
“i’m fine,” he reassures, “it’s just— i should probably tell you something..” refusing to meet your eyes, the sorcerer resorts to drawing shapes against the skin under your t-shirt. in other situations, this would feel soothing, relaxing even — but currently, his lacking and lingering touch made you want to rip the hairs off your head.
all you wanted was to finally get a taste of your steaming hot boyfriend. what could he possibly need to say right now? you ponder, hasn’t he been dying to finally show off how amazing he is in bed?
“yes..?”
“it’s actually a funny story, ahaha..” he stalls, chuckling nervously as you turn his jaw to make eye contact. a feeling of impatience and neediness pulls through you, but you contain yourself with a deep breath.
“spit it out, satoru.”
there was no going back now, right? “so.. i’ve uh— i’ve never actually done this before.”
you blink.
“you’re a virgin?”
it was difficult to believe your own words; it sounded wrong no matter how hard you tried to wrap your head around it. satoru being inexperienced? the satoru with a rock hard 6 pack? the satoru with biceps that bulge out of his shirts and a face sharp enough to be sculpted by aphrodite herself? your satoru?
it sounded ridiculous, but the ugly pout rising across his lips tells you that it wasn’t a prank after all. “hey, don’t call me that, now it sounds way worse!”
a sigh escapes your lips, arms folded across your chest. “so all those never have i ever games and stories you told about one night stands were— mph!" before you know it, a large hand is covering your mouth.
“listen, how about we talk about this after having some fun?” a surprisingly determined gleam shines in your boyfriend’s icy blue eyes, making your thighs clench together in excitement.
who were you to say no to that?
next thing you know, pillows support your back as a shirtless satoru lies directly in front of your clothed crotch, hot breath making you wiggle around impatiently.
“jus— just take it off me, toru. so damn slow—“
“baby,” he scolds, looking genuinely upset, “this is my first time seeing a pussy in real life and you’re ruining it with your lack of patience.”
you can only roll your eyes and groan, head flopping back against the cushions in boredom. there was no way to predict how satoru’s first time would go, but you never expected it’d be this agonizing on your end — nor that he’d be so bossy.
though luckily, after another deep breath, your panties are gently tugged down your legs, and satoru can only inhale as he watches your poor hole clench around nothing. it only made sense that after all that dry humping and making out that your neediness increased, and it didn’t help that you could clearly see the way satoru was not only rock hard, but much bigger than average through his grey sweats.
“ooh.. oh shit..” like the invasive pervert he is, satoru moves even closer to the point where your thighs rest on his muscular shoulders before taking two fingers to spread your lips apart. this way, he has a clear view of the place that needs him most, and it makes a furious blush blossom on your cheeks.
“s— satoru.. what are you doing?” now you felt like the virgin, desperately attempting to shut your legs with no avail. damn this big idiot and his strength.
suddenly, his piercing eyes snap up to you, a feral look in his gaze. “shit, how’m i gonna fit in this little hole?”
you can’t deny the way his dirty words does something to you — not that you’d ever admit it. “that’s why you gotta prep me, toru. y’know..” you gulp, “fingering, or like.. eating me out.”
in response, you get a cheshire grin. “sounds fun. show me how you do it, sweets.”
“w-what?”
satoru leans back, attemping to hold in a mischievous smile. “how else am i gonna learn?”
even masturbating alone makes you flush in slight embarassment, so doing it in front of someone else — your cheeky, shamleess boyfriend no less — had you drowning in nerves. the bigger problem was that his words held a strong point; you’re supposed to be teaching him for his first time and ensuring it’s as enjoyable as possible.
these reminders make you mumble out a gentle fine, breath stuttering as you spread your legs further for the man in front of you.
satoru is now resting his weight on the palms of his hands, looking laid back and relaxed, but evidently still focused at the way your fingers move to unclasp your bra with skill. “damn..” as your tits are freed, he finds himself needing to adjust his sweatpants and nearly letting out a pathetic noise you would definitely tease him for.
you gulp, trying to ignore his blatant gawking. “it’s good to.. y’know, tease a bit before getting straight to it. makes it feel better — for me, at least,” you explain while massaging your chest, hiding surprise at the way he sternly nods in understanding.
now that you think about it, something tells you this is the most focused satoru has ever been in a learning environment.
after a bit more pinching and fondling, your hands slide down to your stomach and thighs, trying to get your breathing to relax. having gojo watch you do something so private was.. surreal, but you know for a fact you’ve never been this wet before, if that meant anything.
once you finally move down to your most intimate part, satoru takes a deep breath. he watches as you use your fingers to reveal a small bundle of nerves, pulsing and desperate for attention. “this is the clit, toru. s’very important.”
his eyes light up. “oh, i know that one!” he announces proudly, “i remember suguru saying i have to.. uh, worship it or something.”
you snicker at the thought of geto giving out sex pointers. “mhm, sometimes penetration isn’t enough, so you need to give it attention or i can’t really finish.”
gently, you start massaging the bud in circles, humming at the feeling of finally getting some type of relief. you move down to your hole to collect some of your wetness before bringing it back up, letting out a moan in satisfaction.
the way satoru licks his lips as you finally plunge a finger into your wetness has you shivering, but you remind yourself that for now, this was simply a demonstration and that you’d get a taste of him later.
after adding another, you attempt to reach your sweet spot by curling upwards, but it seems that even your hopelessly inexperienced boyfriend could tell that it was getting nowhere.
“aw,” he pouts teasingly, “lil’ fingers can’t reach anything, huh?”
“shut— shut up, satoru.”
before you know it, he’s moved onto his stomach again, face to face with your pussy and gripping your now soaked fingers. “you use these pathetic things when y’masturbate, huh? imagining my dick while having such tiny fingers up your cunt? kinda offended, babe..”
you feel your tummy flip, where did he learn to talk like that?
“do you have to be so vulg—“ you’re cut off by a choking gasp as a warm, wet muscle licks a stripe from your hole all the way to your clit.
“thanks for the lesson. ‘think i got it from here,” is all satoru says before he’s diving in, slurping up as much of your essence as possible before latching his plush lips right onto your poor little clit.
you can’t help but wiggle around at the jump in stimulation, but that only lasts about five seconds before a muscular arm presses you firmly against the mattress, rendering you trapped and unable to escape to his ministrations.
“hey, slow down!” your words are coincidentally yelped out right as he wiggles a much bigger finger into you. it explores your insides eagerly, caressing and feeling up what satoru believes will be his new favourite place.
“wow..” sluuurp, “so warm n’ soft in here..” he happily mumbles against your pussy. the vibrations of his now deeper voice shoot through you like electricity, eliciting another choked whine from your throat.
it felt like he was just toying with you; looking way too content drinking up everything you offered, fluid rushing down his chin and nose pushed firmly against your pelvis to inhale your scent.
suddenly, he’s jabbing his fingertip right into that pocket of sunshine that makes your eyes roll back, a loud whimper leaving your throat before you could stop it. “satoru, right there!” he swiftly seperates from your clit just to mumble out a here? in confirmation, prodding your sweet spot over and over in record breaking speed.
when you nod, he grins smugly, now adding another finger to stretch you further. “mmmph, this is pretty fun. could lie here all night.”
luckily, you barely process his words, much too busy enjoying the best finger-fuck of your life — and this was only his first time, you remember, what will the bastard do to you once he’s got some practice in?
a shaking hand tumbles into his snowy locks, attempting to pull him back weakly. “wait, m’gonna cum, toru—“
gojo growls almost animalistically, tugging your hand back onto the sheets. “then fuckin’ do it,” he demands. “c’mon, i’ve earned it, right?” then, he sucks even harder, fingers slamming and curling and making the loudest squelch you’ve ever heard.
“see?” he continues, “lil’ cunt wants to cum so bad for me. knows who 'er owner is already.” his filthy words definitely take part in the way your orgasm hits like a train, body shaking and toes curling as you let the feeling of bliss take over you. you flinch at how swiftly his tongue licks up everything you give him, the fingers in his hair tugging harder in overstimulation.
“toruuuuu..”
he simpers, tasting his cum-covered lips. “yeeees?”
“this— this is your first time, i should be making you feel good.”
slowly but surely, your eyes reopen, meeting your boyfriend’s relaxed gaze as he rubs your thigh affectionately. “dunno what you’re talking about, i felt pretty good just now.” when you only pout further, he snickers, pushing some of his bangs back smoothly. “c’mon, there’s lots of time for you to get me off later. m’ too excited for the main event..”
at last, he reaches for his sweatpants, more than excited to tug them down and finally give his aching cock some freedom. satoru doesn’t think he’s ever had a more painful boner in his life, but it was all worth seeing you release all over his tongue and fingers.
right as he finishes untying the knot, pale fingers drifting up to the waistband, you’re smacking him away to make room for your own hands. he watches with an open mouth as you pull his boxers down along with his pants, leaky, hard cock springing free and nearly hitting you in the face.
shit, of course his dick is perfect too. with a bit of white hair at the base, bulging veins adorned the entirety of his massive length, and the tip — shit, the tip was even bigger than the rest, mushroom shaped and angry red. his balls looked equally agitated and full — the epitome of breeder balls, and you gulped at the thought of him filling you up with everything they had.
now his question from earlier made sense, and he seems to be enjoying the realization on your face from his spot kneeling on the bed. “like what’cha see?” he coos, one big hand lowering to relieve the aching in his balls.
“toru, i don’t know if you’ll even fit. why— why do you have to be so big?” it’s annoying, you want to say — but the white-haired man has already laid back and manhandled you onto his chiseled stomach, a yelp escaping you at his suddenness.
he’s smiling so hard at your little dilemma that it’s almost sick, hands resting behind his head cockily. “tell me more while you ride me, baby.”
after processing that all you’ve been doing is feeding his size kink and inflating his already massive ego, you frown. “i’m serious, toru!”
“what!? i’m serious too!” the man defends with fake innocence, blue eyes shining in glee. “you’re the expert here, remember? ‘supposed to be teaching me how it’s done.”
all you do is grumble whilst moving down to sit between the sorcerer’s thighs, lightly prepping him with your fist and a dribble of spit from your mouth that has the white-haired male biting his lip. “fuck..” satoru can’t recall how many times he’s masturbated to the mental image of this exact moment, but now that it was finally happening, he promised himself to savor it as much as possible.
when you move to finally straddle him, hole hovering just above his length, he begins bucking his hips up desperately. “hurryyy…”
“are you in heat or something?” you snort, giving him a dirty glare as if you weren’t about to let him inside you.
“for you? yeah.” satoru offers you a cheesy wink and grin that dissipates the second your warmth encloses his aching tip. his hands slowly move up to grip your waist, jaw clenching in an attempt to not slam you down to his balls right then.
“ngh… fuuuck, baby,” he groans as you ever so carefully move down another inch. “jesus.. you’re sooo damn tight. dunno’ how you’re even taking me..”
you squeeze your eyes shut in attempt to bare the discomfort for him, a slight crease growing between your brows. “satoru, fuck— hurts..” he immediately reopens his eyes in worry, searching for a way to take your pain away.
yes, he could already tell that he enjoyed being meaner with you in bed — but it’s never fun if you don’t feel good as well. though he luckily recalls your lesson from earlier, moving a soft thumb down to massage your clit in tight circles.
when you jolt and nearly faceplant into his neck, he only grins proudly, now using one veiny hand to help push you further onto him. “theeere we go.. aw, feel better?”
“mhm, feels full..” you mumble back, looking down to see that you — unbelievably — still had a couple inches to go.
satoru feels like he’s about to burst on the other hand, thriving in pure ecstasy at the feeling of your walls massaging him just perfectly. he can’t help but thrust up and force his last inches inside you, an echoing smack! of skin against skin singing through the room and eliciting a startled yelp from your throat.
“toru!” despite your scolding, you can’t deny the perfection in which his tip kissed your g-spot effortlessly. his hands felt ever so soothing, comfortingly running up and down as you sat impaled on his cock, wiggling around to get comfortable and ruining him in the process.
just as you start to adjust, you feel yourself being lifted up. “m’ sorry sweets..” gojo suddenly voices, “i can’t..”
“huh? what do you m—ah!” you’re flipped onto your back before you know it, knees resting on the shoulders of your boyfriend who has a gleam in his pupils that you’ve quite frankly never seen before; he looked feral.
satoru carefully pulls out until only his tip is encased in your warmth, and everything is calm for a moment. you both take a deep breath, and he smiles down at your already fucked-out face with pride. “satoru—“
then he’s pushing back in with all the strength his massive hips can produce, and you think if it weren’t for his hands wrapped around your thighs, you would’ve got pushed off the bed entirely. you unintentionally let out the loudest sound of the night, and this sets him off.
now he was getting brutal, bullying your cunt with hit after hit against the spot that has drool dripping down your cheek and eyes crossing. you can’t even stop the pathetic noises and symphonies of right there! that leave your lips, no matter how hot your cheeks flush in embarrassment. it felt as though every time his dick jabbed back in he was right up in your tummy, veins pulsing and ensuring your pussy is molded to the perfect sleeve for him.
“toru, shit— nghh, faster, please! feels s’good!”
“nghh, toru, faster! ahaha..” he mocks you — of course he does, but picks up the pace nonetheless — now holding your lower body up so that your knees dangle higher over his shoulders and each stroke is angled exactly where you want him. “so cute when you’re gettin’ stuffed full, baby.”
he leers as you send him the harshest expression you can manage, reaching down for your clit and giggling as you start squirming in an attempt to escape the overwhelming pleasure. this bastard is having way too much fun, you realize, moans being forced out of you almost tauntingly.
tonight you discover that satoru’s way of fucking is rather animalistic, frantic, thrilling, and with the sole purpose of making you both feel as good as possible. if you want him to go slow or make love to you, you’d probably have to ask beforehand — or perhaps tie him up so you could have your fun in peace.
if your insides weren’t being rearranged, you’d grin at the thought of your boyfriend restrained and at your mercy. another night, you promise yourself.
“tightest pussy ever f’my first time baby.. haah.. can’t believe i’ve been missin’ out on this.” for once, something praising comes out of his big mouth, breathes getting cut short every time you involuntarily squeeze him harder. he swears there’s no better feeling then what you were giving him right now, not even singlehandedly resurrecting himself using the reversed curse technique.
and while no injuries have ever left a scar on gojo satoru, he decides that the claw marks you’re ruthlessly digging into his back will stay as long as his body allows — why should he hide how good he’s made you feel despite being a virgin an hour prior?
maybe if he’s in the mood to brag, he’ll show them to suguru later.
“feels good toru, fuckin’ me so good,” you feel the way his whole body reacts to your praises, a deep growl melting from his lips as the sounds of skin slapping increasingly grows in volume.
“babyyy,” he pants, legs being held higher while he digs deeper into your guts, “m’gonna cum.. need you to cum with me.“ the twitching of his length inside you gave away the fact that gojo has practically been on the edge ever since he pushed into you — and while he knows it’s completely normal to cum prematurely on your first time, when has he ever not gone above expectations?
in a split second you’re flipped onto your hands and knees, veiny hands pushing you into a deep arch while your boyfriend gives his body a moment to relax, pinching his base (a rather perverted method he’s learned by edging himself while masturbating) between his thumb and pointer.
when you needily wiggle your hips in an attempt to find his cock again, he grins boyishly. “lookin’ for this?” he sings the words right before plunging his entire length back into you, abusing your g-spot while a lanky finger impressively finds the bud between your legs right away (a skill that most ‘experienced’ men you’ve previously been with fail to achieve), circling and pinching in a frantic attempt to make your orgasms arrive in sync.
“fucking hell.." you whine, the new angle making his tip bump against spots that have never been rubbed before. “can feel you so deep..”
“oh yeah?” his bicep pulls you up so your head rests on his broad shoulder, now victim to the filth being whispered directly into your ear. “m’ i doing good? fuckin’ this lil’ pussy nice and deep like she needs?”
when you nod, he beams like a maniac, seemingly encouraged to pound you even harder as his hips pick up the pace. “damn, ‘think i’m already a pro at this, huh?”
for the sake of your sanity, you ignore his bragging. “toru, don’t stop. i’m— i’m gonna..”
“you’re gonnaaa?” he derides, kissing the corner of your lip sweetly. “tell me, baby.”
“gonna cum for you, please.” satoru almost decides to fill you up at those words, but his self control is just a bit stronger. he feels the way your cunt is pulsing, body practically shaking as you get closer and closer to release, and he’s determined to help you reach it.
his thrusts get a bit sloppier, and you’re too busy basking in your own pleasure to see the eye-candy that is gojo biting his swollen lips, sweat dripping down his temples all the way to his solid abs, snowy bangs a tad bit moist against his forehead. he looked like the definition of temptation; straight out of a wet dream with stamina that seemingly never declined.
“me too, baby. c’mon, cum on this dick. s’all yours to ruin.”
you moan as you allow yourself to let go, toes curling and nails digging into his toned forearms ecstatically. “thaaat’s it, good girl.. ahah.. such a good girl f’me.” he talks you through it as if he’s done so a million times, both of you looking down to watch your release coat his dick and the crumpled sheets below.
at his praise, you squeeze him just a bit tighter, making his lips curl up in interest. “my girl likes being praised, huh? yeah.. doing so good makin’ a mess on me..”
he pulls out, carefully lowering you to the mattress before tugging on his dick in hopes of reaching his own peak. satoru forces himself to open his eyes just enough to admire the view of you fucked out below him, body shaking slightly as you recover from the intense waves of your orgasm.
“y/n,” he abruptly whines, patting your shoulder with a subtle urgency in his voice.
“..mhmm?”
“where can i cum? quick baby— please, i’ve been holding this for way too long—“ this has your body moving, eyes popping open as you swiftly bend down so your mouth hovers directly in front of him.
you replace his fist with yours as soft lips move to suckle harsly on his leaking tip, and now it’s gojo who has his eyes rolling back; whimpers flying out of his throat every time your tongue massages the delicate underside, sending visible shocks through his body. “fuck!” he can only curse and run his fingers through your hair for support while you pump him dry. “just like that, good.. haah.. good fuckin’ girl, shiiit.”
you’ve never seen your boyfriend — the strongest — look so pathetic and desperate, but it only spurs you on further, enjoying the way he continues to blabber about how pretty you are and how he’s gonna fill your mouth like he would your pussy. in response, you greedily hum around him, licking through his slit as if you were pleading the little hole to give you what you deserved.
and only moments later, satoru’s words become reality; though he attempts to keep revelling in the feeling of your warm lips and hands, his body stills in place instinctively, one last warning tumbling out of his throat as your mouth is flooded with rope after rope of bitterly sweet fluid.
it seems like your accusations about his breeder balls were correct, because once it starts it seemingly never ends; cum now overflowing from the corners of your lips as you struggle to swallow frequently enough to not choke on how much he deposits.
meanwhile, gojo feels like he is quite literally ascending, everything becoming unimportant next to you and the feeling of pleasure being forced through him like an overwhelming earthquake, pulse after pulse as you suck him for all he’s worth.
“thas’ right.. take every damn drop, baby.” when satoru looks down and earns a glimpse of the white fluid trickling down your chin, his dick twitches in your mouth. “god, you’re so sexy..”
once he was done, you both flop onto the bed in exhaustion, and while the vulnerable moment has utmost potential to become something cute and memorable, a certain blue-eyed bastard decides to open his mouth once again.
“what’re you huffin’ and puffin’ for?” he sasses, shamelessly eyeing the way your tits rose and fell with every breath you took. “all you did was lie there while i had a full body workout!”
you take a very deep breath. “i just let you put your dick inside me. shut the fuck up.”
at your reminder of what’d just occurred, he grins like an idiot. “you’re right, thank you.” they’re soft, but he ensures his words are as audible and genuine as he can make them.
satoru isn’t exactly the best with words, but he knows damn well that — despite all the bullshit he'd spouted at those parties — you’re the only person he wanted to have his first time with, and the fact that you allowed his wish to become reality is something he’ll forever be grateful for.
“i love you..” you soften. “even if you’re a pillow princess.” you stiffen again.
nothing could stay lovey-dovey with him for too long.
a fake cry is pulled from his lips as you rudely smack his shoulder. “i tried to ride you but you flipped me over after ten seconds!”
“it’s not my fault you're as slow as a fuckin' snail!”
somehow, you both make it to the washroom despite all the banter. just as you bend over in hopes of starting the shower up, a mean spank is delivered to your ass.
when you turn to meet the culprit, he only narrows his eyes at you playfully. “round two, m’lady?” it’s almost like his voice lowers on purpose, dirty words rumbling in his throat, knowing what it did to your body.
you do your best to send him a disappointed glance anyway. “day one of not being a virgin and you’re already the horniest man i know.”
after following you inside, his fluffy hair flattens from the steamy water before nudging you back, encasing you between him and the solid wall.
“i might be willing to overlook the fact that you know other horny men if you agree to some very loving, extremely intimate making out,” he requests with a smirk, sleek nose poking yours in a much gentler way than expected.
you still send him a distrusting raise of your brow. “only making out, huh?”
the dirty smirk he sends you is all you need to know, along with his hardened dick pressing against your thigh as he moves in to kiss you.
what have you gotten yourself into?
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strawbeerossi · 6 months
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Taking Calls
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Pairing: Fem!Reader x Spencer Reid
Description: Whenever a man who makes you feel uncomfortable asks for your number, you give him your boyfriend’s number instead. Whenever he texts him all day and finally decides to call, Spencer plans on taking care of it.
Content/Warnings: Minor case details (nothing explicit), creep officer, loving boyfriend Spencer, intimidation mention, kissing, unprotected sex, Spencer answers a phone call in the middle of sex (I didn’t know how to word that so it works lmao.)
Word Count: 1.2K
Anon Request: I had a spicy idea where a creepy cop tries to get readers number for “work purposes” and instead she gives him Spencer’s number and the cop happens to call Spencer and reader while he’s in the middle of fucking reader or the reader is in the middle of giving him a blowjob and the cop sort of hears her in the background? I just thought you’d be the perfect person to write this 😍
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Spencer had his number given out before due to a prank on Derek’s end that had so many people blowing up his phone. It was something he vowed that he would get the man back for and specifically state that it could never happen again.
The team was on a case in Manhattan, a standard killer who had an awakened blood lust was terrorizing the city. After six victims, the NYPD felt it was best to invite the BAU onto the case, which seemed to be too little too late due to the man going dormant.
Every lead was buried so deep that you’d need an excavator to dig them up, still the team persisted. You were currently on day three, staying back at the police precinct along with Dave to interview the families of the deceased, hoping to dig up any leads.
You had currently stepped out for a brief break, standing by the coffee machine as you were getting one of the disposable cups, filling it to the brim with a healthy mixture of coffee and sugar. “Hey, Y/L/N, correct?” A voice came from behind you, making you turn to look over the person addressing you. Officer Laslow. “Hi, yes. That’s me. How can I help you?” You asked, eyebrows raising.
You didn’t like to judge people, however you had a very uneasy feeling around him. The way he was looking at you was a good enough reason to be uncomfortable, the man seeming to mentally undress you as he stared into your soul. “I was just wondering if your team had any leads? I mean, I’m sure the families know something,” He spoke, making you sigh as your shoulders slumped. “Nothing, unfortunately.” You spoke while sipping from the coffee cup in your hands.
“Nothing? What a shame. I was actually wondering if you and I could exchange numbers? No funny business, I’m just wanting to make sure we can stay in communication throughout this case. You know, share intel.”
He could’ve just asked Aaron for updates. However, in the moment of being uncomfortable and not knowing what to say, you were clearing your throat. “Well. Okay.. Just for intel though.” You murmured, slowly taking the device from his hands to put in Spencer’s number instead of your own. You’d explain things to your boyfriend later. Until then, you were doing the next best option. Spencer could handle this. You were sure of it.
As another day passed and there was no leads, the team was retreating to the hotel for the night to try and get some rest, even if they were overly focused on trying to catch the murderer running around freely. “Honey, I have a question.” Spencer began as he was walking from the bathroom, a pair of flannel pyjama pants and a white t-shirt clinging to his lanky frame. “I’ve just had a lot of texts today. The person is addressing you by name. Wanna talk about who you gave my number to?” He asked softly. He knew it had to be a big deal if you wouldn’t give someone your number.
“Some creep on the NYPD team. You should’ve seen the way he looked at me, Spencer. It made me so uncomfortable.” You shivered while looking over at your boyfriend. “I’m sorry that I gave him your number. I didn’t know what else to do.” The feeling of his hand rubbing your shoulder caused your body to relax, a soft sigh leaving his lips.
“I’m not upset with you by any means. I just wanted to ask. He didn’t try and touch you or force himself on you, right?” He asked, slowly letting his arm wrap around your shoulders as you shook your head. “No. Nothing like that. He was just twice my size and intimidating. I mean, he could’ve hurt me if I rejected him.” In this job, Spencer saw cases like that far too much, so he believed it.
“Come here.” He spoke while slowly pressing a few kisses against your cheek. “It’ll be okay. I’ll speak with Hotch about it tomorrow. It’ll get taken care of.” He smiled, the back of his knuckle gently caressing your cheek. “How did I get so lucky to be with you?” You asked softly, offering a smile as you leaned against his touch. “I’m the lucky one.” He mused, now moving to press a sweet kiss against your lips.
However, the kiss was only cut short whenever he could hear the ringtone on his phone designated for texts. “This guy is a real piece of work.” Your boyfriend muttered against your lips, opting to ignore the incessant sounds coming from his phone as he carried on your shared kiss. As the kids deepened, his hands were working to push your shirt over your head before his hands were working on your work pants. You hadn’t changed just yet, so he felt like he was definitely helping you out in the grand scheme of things.
Once you were undressed to his liking, it wasn’t long until your own hands were pushing at his clothes to bring him to the same level of unclothed as you were. “Lay down.” Spencer breathed as he broke the kiss, watching you push yourself back in bed before he was crawling on top of you to attach your lips once more. You were both eager, a lot of stress from this case as well as your own yearning for pleasure making things go just a little faster than usual. He used one hand to bring one of your legs around his waist, which prompted you to mirror your actions with your other leg.
Pushing your panties to the side, your boyfriend wasted no time pushing his cock inside of your eager cunt, a low groan leaving his lips as the hand propping him up was gripping the sheets. “Fuck. I love you.” He whispered, pressing a few sweet kisses to your lips. For once today, you felt like you could forget the officer from earlier, to enjoy the moment. Until Spencer was getting a call. “Are you kidding?” He huffed out of frustration, hips still thrusting at a slow pace as he was reaching over to take his cellphone from the bedside table.
“W-we should stop.” You breathed, knowing he had to take the call judging by the look on his face. “No. No, just lay there and take it, pretty girl. I’m gonna settle this once and for all.” He murmured. Before you could object, he was swiping to answer the call. “I don’t appreciate being ignored.” The male on the other end of the phone huffed. Just hearing his slimy voice had Spencer cringing. Using his shoulder to hold the phone up to his ear, he let out a soft breath. His hips thrusted into you at a faster speed, your lip tucked between your teeth as you really did try to keep quiet.
“She’s busy but I can take a message.” Spencer answered as if he wasn’t jackhammering you into the mattress right now, whines and moans slipping from your lips as you couldn’t hold them back anymore. “Who is this?” The officer asked, now his annoyance being clear as day. “Spencer!” You gasped out, answering his question without even being aware of it.
“You heard her. Tell the nice man on the phone who has the pleasure of fucking you.” Spencer grunted, making you red in the face as you gripped his upper arms. “You!”
“My name, baby. Tell him who gets to take you home every night.”
“Spencer!” You panted, head tossed back as he was pounding into your sweet spot.
“Now. If you’ll excuse me, I have important matters to attend to. I hope you get the hint.” He murmured.
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