#BONK haha got u

[hungharrington]

i need your help i’ve been having too many thoughts about sneaky fucking with steve and I don’t know what to do with them… I trust you with the job soldier

bestie ur so in luck cos i literally just wrote sneaky fucking the other week over here - but it’s a bitta mean!steve so if it doesn’t scratch the itch…. u just come on back n lemme know, yeah? 🫡 soldier

#i also have so many thoughts about sneaky fucking with steve #wait i coulda made this a blurb and maybe that’s what u meant #LMAO #he truly invented the hook up at the drive in #he loves knowing that once glance into his windows is JUST enough to give something away #theres one person in that car? on the passenger side? huh??? #meanwhile he’s got his mouth between your legs n hands gripping at your thighs just teasingly scolding you for being too loud <3 #can’t imagine him being a ‘let’s sneak off to a closet or tiny bathroom to fuck’ bf #he would stop the moment either of u bonked a head or elbow hehe #but free bedroom at a party? that’s fairrrr game baby #he’ll even be mean about it & put you up against the door for the challenge of it #and it both gets you off faster so it’s win win 🤭 #sneaky fucking is always always missionary tho #he wants to see your face <3 especially as you try to keep all your noises down <3 and not fall apart too loudly <3 #nothing steve loves more than you burying your moans into his neck — justttttt for him to hear <3 #well u got the blurb vibes in the tags HAHA #jay answers #mutuals💫🫧

[arckiaym]

"Viking? Mrx. Sizukie made breakfast." "..." "c'mon... It's eggs, you like those?"

"hey buddy," "go away legundo.." "I can't do that bud."

"did you get any sleep?" "...no" "yeah..uh. yeah, me neither."

"you neither?" "Yeah, I didn't realize how much I'd like. Like I started thinking, like, if I went by myself."

"and like, it was fine. I'm more efficient. I'm faster, I don't need to hunt as much. Honestly I might've already made it, probably. I'd definitely get in liss trouble, that's for sure."

"are you trying to make me feel worse??" "Haha, no, hold on."

"what I'm tryina say, is that I'd never-"

"-ever. Want to."

"hey guys? Everything ok in here? Eggs are getting cold."

"oh! Hehe, silly boys.."

"here lemme help. Momma's gotta do everything around here, huh?"

"how y'all aren't cold I'll never know. Hah..hybrids."

Mimirs. Eepy time.

In honor of pig!viking two releasing today I finished this up faster than I intended. The brain rot has me by the THROAT

Ok buckle up I have so much to say, ok

First of all, mrx sizukie, what kind of a name is that? The kind of name when you've been following a neon orange Suzuki down the freeway for like 4 hours. Also I like to imagine that pigs don't have Mr and Mrs but just, everyone uses mx and mrx because I think ? Idk they're not human why would they have human honorifics. I'm not calling ppl who use mx or mrx non human btw, u get what I mean

Second of all, eggs? Yeah, eggs. Baby zombie piglins spawn with chickens sometimes, so. So there ya go, they have chickens, idk man.

Third of all? I let them hug, that's right!! Hug it out you emotionally unavailable pig boys!! Comfort piglin head grab and bonk also both made an appearance, hope ur happy with that. I like to think that whenever piglins go to sleep their body temperature drops so that's why they sleep in piles, and is also why they got a lil blankie :)

Also I didn't talk about the backpack last time but they've got a notebook in there! (It's vikings, it's all his notes on how to be a pig. He's learning the language in there, his handwriting is terrible.)

Also when legs flops on the bed and traps vikings legs? Did anyone else's dad do this when there was a Talk to be had? Just like sit on ur feet so u can't escape? Well mine did so that's what that's about.

I made sure to add a lot of "like" and "yeah" cause if you've ever had a Conversation then u know that those nothing words are EVERYWHERE

But yeah, legs realizes how much he'd miss viking if he wasn't around and is like "aw balls this kid is my brother"

I was drawing the last panel, the shaded one, and I was like, "am I a furry artist?" So, let's all think about that for a sec. I mean like kinda, right?"

Hi @amberstormblade ily /platonic ur writing is my absolute favorite and part two is making my synapses FIRE

#legundo #dominion smp #viking pilot #wasting time tryina think of a fanart tag

[yourlocalmikankinnie]

3rd ask of ur day!! you deserve alot more asks i literally love ur writing mwah amazing 100% gonna be asking for u more, mm how bout sdr2 boys with their copy s/o like their s/o is just like them

Aww! Thank you so much! I didn't do Hajime because his ass doesn't have a talent and Kazuichi because I got lazy Lmao 💀

Characters: Ultimate imposter, Teruteru, Gundham, Nekomaru, Nagito, and Fuyuhiko

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Ultimate imposter:

He was surprised to say the least when you introduced yourself as the ultimate imposter (because he was also that) but knew he had to keep up his persona and said your talent was dumb 🤧🤧

"y-your the Ultimate imposter? That's a useless talent. Go away as I have important stuff to look into."

After a while of getting to talk to each other after getting out of the program you learned he was also the ultimate imposter and y'all's relationship bloomed after that. 🥺😋

Teruteru:

He gets exited that someone is able to help him cook 🥺 (not gonna make this anything other than wholesome since I'm a minor and asexual lol) and couldn't wait to make breakfast for everyone with you helping him. Sometimes he gets more credit but he always makes sure to scold them and get the recognition you deserve.

"Oh? Ultimate cook? Well it just so happens I'm that too 👨‍🍳 do you wanna make some cookies my momma taught me to make 😏"

Gundham:

"Oh? Who dares to challenge me!? oh- your the Ultimate breeder to? I suppose where pm the same level. Very well then! What is your familiar? 😈"

After a while you both hung out with Sonia as she absolutely loved you guys. And y'all's familiars would play with each other. The devas loved you and it 🥺 you asked him if he can do your hair like his and now it's a funny haha between you both.

Nekomaru :

He was super vocal about his excitement twords your ultimate. Knowing that you both have different methods, you both train Akane and she loves you both sm. After Nekomaru got hit my monokuma's and was sent to the hospital, you both made sure he was happy and comfortable even though it was booming like he normally was. And in the fun house it was you who comforted Akane. After the simulation you both became closer until his time was up.

"HAHAHAHAHA! THATS THE SPIRIT. CHEER UP SUNSHINE! I KNOW MY HEART IS FAILING BUT I STILL HAVE PASSION AND I AIN'T LEAVING TILL I CAN'T GO ON ANYMORE! OH- GOTTA SHIT. ILL BE BACK!" "I- okay then 💀 love you"

Nagito:

Makes old man sounds when you tell him 💀.

"What?? Omegosh omegosh fr? Your the Ultimate lucky student as well?!👴🥺"

He fawns all over you and always complements you over everyone else. It's gotten to the point Hiyoko had to bonk him in the head.

"Ahh! I'm so lucky to be graced by you!! 😩🥺👴"

Fuyuhiko:

He had shocked eyes knowing that your Yakuza too. He knows your capable of protecting yourself so he isn't all that worried but still has a little bit of worry in him out of love 🥺. Peko finds it her duty to make sure your safe.

"hey shithead. What do you mean we have the same fucking talent?!. Heh,, maybe your not as much as a bastard dumbass as I thought.

#Fuyuhiko x reader #Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu x reader #Nekomaru Nidai x reader #Nekomaru x reader #Nagito Komaeda x reader #Nagoto x reader #Gundham Tanaka x reader #Gundham x reader #Teruteru Hanamura x reader #Teruteru x reader #Ultimate imposter x reader #Byakuya Twogami x reader #Nagito Komaeda #Nagito #Teruteru Hanamura #Teruteru #danganronpa x reader #danganronpa #danganronpa 2 #sdr2 #Gundham Tanaka #Gundham #Byakuya Twogami #Ultimate imposter #Nekomaru Nidai #Nekomaru

[metiredlr]

Pol: damn Kakyoin, you're limping more than normal today. Are you ok?

Kakyoin: yeah haha. My back just hurts, we got a new bed and-

Jotaro: my back hurts too but *puts on sunglasses* its from doing u so hard last night

Kakyoin: *bonks Jotaro's head with his cane*

#jotaro just be messing around but pol doesnt know #pol visiting them before jotaro goes to morioh because. case break they deserve a break #jean pierre polnareff #noriaki kakyoin #kakyoin noriaki #jotaro kujo #joka #jotakak #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure

[skwtches]

Rabbit for the character ask thing (surprised no one jumped at this yet lol)

YESS

favorite thing about them:

he's genuinely such a multifaceted character??? like he's not just given the grumpy or bossy character archetype and simply made to be the killjoy amongst a bunch of zany, wacky characters, but he himself also gets to be zany and wacky while also being the occasional grumpypants (and understandably so, for the most part.) he has well-defined passions n anxieties, and we're shown just how much he cares abt his friends n family--despite his occasional outbursts--and that's so important to me honestly.

least favorite thing about them:

wtf do you mean there's no build a bear online exclusive plush of him like the one i got of tigger. wdym theres hardly any merchandise of him AT ALL for me to throw my money away for?????

favorite line:

listen, i know that "i passed out three times just going down the stairs" from new adventures sounds like such a fake jokey joke answer. i mean, it is, but it's so funny to me, like- dude sounds like me whenever my blood pressure lowers after ive skipped out on eating like, are u alright sir???

brotp:

oh my GOD can i talk abt rabbit and pooh's friendship?? can i talk abt their friendship and how much it means to me and how much it gives me every emotion in the book and how pooh's grand adventure makes me cry anytime it gets to those few scenes where rabbit's all concerned abt pooh and goes to check on him and wraps him up with the map despite how hard rabbit himself was trying n failing to keep himself warm and even stays with pooh outside IN THE COLD to make sure hes ok because hes worried abt his friend who he cares abt so much and- (gets bonked on the head)

oh and him n owl make for a fun duo! just two gay smartasses that have afternoon tea together on occasion, what more could u want?

otp:

(sweats nervously as i glance over at my rabger playlist, unposted sketches, and ramblings between friends) haha yea i just think they're neat

notp:

dont have one lol

random headcanon:

(cracks knuckles) im a firm believer in "rabbit was the runt of his litter." i cannot be swayed on this. /lh

unpopular opinion:

i dont think i have one, but me want more merch

song i associate with them:

"Half Acre" by Hem <3

favorite picture of them:

nothing can make me choose one, so take some of my favs from 2011 atm dkfjkd

#answered asks #winefeathers #wtp #rabbit (wtp)

[gladdygirl18]

What a way to end a day 💗😍💗🥰🤣

Blue me, pink GF

So in the afternoon when me, my GF and a friend of ours were in the cafeteria, our friend was making a lot of suggestive jokes (it's what we do) and I had responded with my own and glanced at my girlfriend

He asked, "So what those hands do?"

I was slightly embarrassed to answer but my gf said, "this is what they do" and proceeds to tickle me 😆🤣💗 (I freaking love her)

So later that night when I was at her place, we were playing minecraft for a good while and then she wanted to cuddle (how can I say no to something like that 🥺💗)

So we ended up cuddling and making out (a routine we indirectly made) and when I cheated her out of a kiss, she got all pouty and turned away like a little kid. The wheeze that came out of me omggg 🤣🤣🤣 she was acting so childish it was adorable. When I tried to console her, she gave me this pouty look and I just lost it. She playfully bonked me on the head.

Now it was my turn to be pouty. I turned away and pouted and she had the audacity to climb on top of me and say "ahhh now who's all pouty?" It was such a funny thing cuz everytime she tried to kiss me, I'd either hide my lips or turn away from her and it was just all goofy and silly and I loved it. When she finally landed a kiss on me, we just relaxed with her as my weighted blanket

"I love playing with you like this, just being goofy and silly"

She smiles and agrees with a kiss. After that, she starts kissing my neck. Now me, I make a lot of "cute little noises" (GF's words not mine, and not I the way you think) and normally when i say "no" I saw "nyo" almost like a cat and she has been imitating me for since we stsrted going out. When she said that in my ear, I made the mistake of saying "Ah, no! That tickles!" She gave this little evil gremlin giggle and starts saying "nyo" over and over again in my ear, making me laugh, and her laughing in my ear wasn't making it any better (but i loved every second of this; just playing around with her is so much fun)

When all was said and done, I move from under her but she had my leg trapped. I eventually get comfortable but my GF insists on poking me. I giggle ofc and end up kissing her to make her stop. When I cheat her out of another kiss she places her hand on my ribs and says "Hey, sorry about this but my hands and fingers like to jolt and Twitch at times" *Twitches fingers on my ribs and squeezes them* "Ah see? I mean I can't help it" *tickles me again* "they just have a mind of their own" *squeezes my ribs again*

WTFFFFF😳😳😳💗😆💗😆💗💗🥰💗💗 NOT HER ACTING LIKE SHE DIDNT KNOW

And when i asked her to stop, she said "kiss me" and ofc i was being a brat and hid my lips from her. And she kept tickling me until i kissed her.

"Okay okahahahay!" *places kiss on her cheek*

"You know thats not what i meant!" *continues to tickle me!

AHHHH I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH 💖😆🥰💖

After I finally kiss her, she chuckles before pulling me into a hug. After a while, she wanted to play minecraft before we went to bed but she was being lazy, still laying on my leg.

"Okay, babe, u have 3 options: 1. You can get off my leg, play minecraft, and we can go to bed. 2. we can go to bed right now. or 3 *places fingers in her side* I can help you get up to play minecraft and mind you, my fingers like to spasm*twitches fingers to tickle her* every now and again." Her little giggles were so cute ahhhhh 😆🥰💖

My GF scoffs before grabbing me and started GRINDING HER KNUCKLES INTO MY RIBS "How this for spasm!?"

OMGGGG I HAVE ASCENDED ONCE MORE 🥰💖😍😆💖🥰 I LOVE HER SO DAM MUCH, I DONT DESERVE HER 😆😆😆💖💖🥰💖

It tickled like hell omggg but i loved every bit of it 😍😆🥰💖💖after that we just cuddled and played minecraft

So yeah, that was my evening last night, haha. It was great. I love being goofy and silly with her, as well as playing with her. For those who have someone, alwasy try to find the time to play and just be goofy with them; its good for the heart, soul, and the relationship as a whole. More stories to come, so stay tuned!

tagging the fwends: @burningablaze @cutesmokes @giggly-squiggily @otomiyaa @sunstone-smiles @lovelymessybubbly @jettorii

#tickle tea stories #irl story

[the-passenger-if]

I just finished my first run through a few seconds ago and all i have to say for now is 1. I cried because of Livvy like more than once and 2. I've fallen hard for horizon (like i'm not one for marriage but i'm lowkey about to get on one knee for them) and the epilogue with the rorizon poly had me actually fucking grinning and kicking my feet like a schoolgirl

combining it with

Just finished the game. Cried on several occasions. Also laughed out loud on several occasions. Then cried some more. Then went "haha loser" at Jonny bonking his head during *that* car scene LOL

and

finished my first play through . cried at multiple points. i tried to romance horizon but the ending i got did not allow that and it crushed me. i loved every second. 1000000000/10

also with

I'm trying to get as many endings as I can and I just wanted to tell you that [SPOILERS] abandoning Earth and Livvy actually made me cry, how dare u 🥲

and with

Can we talk for a moment of how you sneak up every now and then with little moments that absolutely break my heart? So I reread and reread and reread and there's still some punch in the feelings i haven't got yet?

Like yea, this is Roach with "nah, don't worry, the thing that hunted me don't exist anymore", this is Newman ready to absolutely wreck anyone stupid enough to hurt their bouncy ball of sunshine and this is me ugly crying in the corner because these poor little cosmic horrors will be the death of me.

Thank you, this is amazing and beautiful work

The tears of my players power me up >:)

#ask #spoilers #i'm over 9000 #tp livvy #tp roach #tp horizon #rorizon

[funky-lil-ghost]

sometimes u just have to write out the whole lyrics to a song in ur journal so u can feel like u accomplished at least one (1) complete activity in the day . adhd kicking my ass rn i cant even. watch video. homework? no sorry i cant read. girl help…. hail mary full of grace blessed r u among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb… mary can you be tthe girl in ‘girl help” & do me a solid? just whack me in th head with one a those plastic tube things.. yeah yknow the ones that make sound when u spin em? yeah. just like. annihilate my skull. just go to town. haha you went to a town that one time with the whole census at bethlehem thing right? was it a nice little town. were there any twizzlers? i don’t like twizzlers. yeah just smack my brain with the tube. needs a reset . oh this? this is my journal it’s got song lyrics in there. no not mine. no. no i didnt write them. somebody else. i just. well yeah i wrote them down but i didnt write them. u want the journal? uh yeah alright sure. look r u gonna bonk me or not cause i dont got all day .no yeah sorry i get it ur busy too. sorry. can u just. yeah thanks

#yknow. this is the kind of thing i usually let decay in the drafts. but as u can probably tell.. adhd . fuck it #yeah i dont know what just happened in my brain #song was ghost stories by the narcissist cookbook btw #tw catholicism #im not catholic but the hail mary is just. in there. suddenly. so yknow might as well #talking times with milo

[forsworned]

alright first of all, 😤

F*CK BRO OMYGOD okay i was halfway reading and i have a habit of spoiling myself and i swiped up a little itsy bitsy too much and i saw GYOMEI IN ALL HIS GLORY lo and behold my eyesss have just been blessed 🤩 so okay going back *clears throat* OMYGOD BRO I– HE'S GORGEOUS this man i wanna softly run my hands through his hair and down his cheeks and pinch his shy ass like no it's okay i aint gonna look ur sweet face is enough for now i can just stare at that later heh 😏 AND the way his eyes are gently closing first and then opening 😩👌!! bruh your drawing was sooo goooood!!!!!!!

But also like gyo pls, u lowkey wanted me to see u too i mean you could have just yelled Y/N THIS IS THE GUYS' SECTION GTFO! JKJK HAHA and OMYGOD IT WAS STILL AFTERNOON AND I KINDA ALSO FORGOT HE CAN SEE Y/N LMAOOOO but also gyo u also wanted to see y/n you naughty naughty "...nothing is left to the imagination and he's seen it all now!" 💀😭

AND SHINOBU AND MITSURI ID LIKE TO SQUEEZE THEIR CHEEKS AND RESPECTFULLY BONK THEIR HEADS oh and Aoi. The fact that y/n's being riled up by a kid lolll

+ kyojuro! *sniffs* for a moment I kinda also imagined what it could have been like,, u know kyo training the kamaboko sqd esp. tanjiro sheesh u puttin tears in my eyes ☹️

++ y/n's hot. now u made her extra hot with that uniform! (uhm if ur cool with it, may I request y/n visual/s? No pressure tho! only if its alright with you hehe) tengen is probably shakinn his socks off now y/n be flamboyantly shining shimmering x294738

+++ i'm still absorbing the past present future theory and I just— we're getting there!!! And i can't waittt (tho y/n's gonna have a lotta ass whoopin' trainin to do first 😅)

- 🌻

hello sunflower anon!! i am so sorry to reply to you sosososoo late, i wanted to include a drawing of her uniform in this post but i though it would be better to reveal it in the next chapter, please forgive me ;-;

thank you so much for this immense amount of feedback!! when i first saw it i got so happy because i felt so seen so thank u thankk u thank u

tengen 1000% approves of y/n's uniform!! i will try to update asap but this other chapter i just wrote literally wore me out from writing chaptered fics BUT THANK U AGAIN FOR COMMENTING ABOUT MY ART

MANS WAS TOO SHOCKED SO HE DIDNT IMMEDIATELY EXCLAIM IT OUT LOLOLOLOL

#like imagine being blind #and then thats the shit u see LMFAOOOOO #i would be flabbergasted too #he handled it way better than i wouldve #sunflower anon #asks #sorry for the late reply again ;-;

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park -- season 4 (part 1)

bc i know this is about to be so very long

EPISODE 1: SEGA DREAMCAST Y'ALL KNOW WHAT IS UP no I FORBID Y'ALL USUING KENNY'S TEEF TIMMEHHHH aww he's so cute NO NOT KENNY'S TEETH DFDSBKGBKSD :'(((( y'all rly stripped my son nakey... SHAME ON U i chuckled at cartman being the tooth fairy kyle is MAD MAD i was mad when i found out santa wasn't real stan kinda slayed w his plan omg MAFIA TOOTH FAIRY THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT "tits" cartman REALLY DEBATING NKDGKNJGFDJKN main four mafia gang WENDY IN FRAME I LOVE HER no bc if stan showed up in a spiffy suit working for the tooth fairy brigade at 8 years old, i don't know why wendy WOULDN'T BE WHIPPED KENNY'S HAT kyle is in his delusional arc, cartman, leave him be wtf... kyle y'all rly left kenny in the river ihy EPISODE 2:

AWWW A LITTLE SLED RACE ON THE TINY HILL

Tolkien slayed get him

please Wendy be in the select four

hc little Stan and little wendy are extremely competitive at sled racing and make it their whole personalities when the gangs hang out for the annual sled racing every year. they still got their little crush on each other but when they break up the first time OH THEY OUT FOR BLOOD.

Tolkien still ate and Cartman is a piece of shit

HATE CRIME ???? Ngl get ur Justice king

this is actually. so good I love when cartman gets what he deserves

Bebe and Kyle in the same frame it must be so

KENNY TAKE ME TO MEXICO

Kenny did not deserve that slap BYE

SJKDNSLCJXK THIS CHASE HAHA

Kyle: what the fuck is happening

the girls gaslighting, girlbossing and gatekeeping AS THEY SHOULD

juvenile hall is. Sumth.

OH THIS BOY ABT TO FUCK ERIC UPPPP

butters: I think Clyde is the next fattest kid SIR THE DISRESPECT ON MY SONS NAME FROM MY OTHER SON ITS PAINFUL. So hard to have multiple children out here

Girls are SLAYIN idc

AYO YALL GET OFF CLYDE I HAVE BEEF WITH CLYDE HATE

Clyde is literally a perfect size wtf y’all on ABT

“Oh my god we killed Kenny”

“We killed Kenny?”

“We killed Kenny, we’re bastards”

STYLE SO TRUE

Y’all hyping up cartmans ass LMAO

Bebe slayed

YALL CANT BREAK HIM OUTTA JAIL THATS ILLEGAL

THE PIG LATIN LMAOOOOOOO THEY DEVOURED

CARTMAN GROSS

KYLE THATS FUNNY LMAO

EW

this is so gross I hate it here

Not HIM FLUSHING THE CIGS

Tolkien rich as fuck

aAND THEY GET HISTORY LESSON LETS GO

WHAT THE FUCK CARTMAN

cartman in his gaslight era AGAIN

Jesus he’s so manipulative but it’s kinda iconic

THE THREE BOYS EPIC

OH THIS PRESENTATION IS WELL DONE MY BOYS WELL DONE

Lmao cartman is so heartless HAHA

CLYDE GET THEM

Bebe on the gals team let’s goooo

Clyde is CRYING LMAOOO

CARTMAN HAHAHAHAHAHA

YO NOT YALL HURTING THE GWORLS JAIL TIME

WHAT IS HAPPENING

okay. That was. An episode. Haha.

EPISODE 3

Kyle being up until 2:00 am UGH

WENDY AND KYLE MY SMART KIDS <3

MR GARRISON THUMBS DOWN DONT PICK ON TIMMY >:(

Timmy doesn’t have ADD but oh my lord I’d die if I had to listen to an audio book of the great gatsby

mackey and victoria asleep REAL OF THEM

STENDYLE ON THE COUCH TOGETHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

specifically stendy as their heads lean on one another 🥹🥹🥹

KENNY DONT BONK UR HEAD U DESERVE BETTER

TIMMY SINGER ERAAAAAAA <3 u get em

everyone hyping up Timmy as they should !!! Wendy, Clyde and Tolkien my babies

POGS TIMMY IS A SLAY

Kenny and Cartman WHACKED OUT ON STIMULANTS

DAMN THEY ARE SO BORINGGGG LMAOOO ITS SO FUNNY

the kids: 😐😐😐

I hate this portrayal of Timmy’s disorder 😩

NOT THE PAN TO THE FACE POOR KENNY

NO DONT BEAT UR KIDS PARENTS

“AHHH ITS CHRISTINA AGULIERA” HAHA

Stan ate that speech

INTERESTING EP LOL

EPISODE 4

EVERYONE LOOKS SO CUTE DRESSED UP AWWWWW

KENNY *slams fists* THATS MY BOIIIIII

stan so unbothered by this clown

CARTMAN IS DEADASS ASLEEP ME TOO

contorting girlies got GAME

omg not them trying to do the same show LMAO

KENNY DKCMFHDHDJKCHD THIS COSTUME

not the boys naked PLEASE

Kenny reading on how to sing JSJFBDJSKD WHOLESOME

he's so cute u guys that's my fucking son

the oldies getting frisky EWWWWWWWWWWWW

wait she's dead????

NOOONOT THE GIRLS :(((((((

Kenny side quest I love it

HEMADE IT YAAAAAA

lil Romania girlies getting a slice of America

Stans HOUSE HOLY SHIT

not the girliessss

KENNY POPPING AWFFFFF

Kenny bffr come home

THEY SLAYED ATE THE BOYS UP

THE ENDING NOOOOO

note: Kenny can SING

EPISODE 5

domestic core 4 board game time

not AIDS Cartman bffr

OH KENNY’S GETTING A SIBLING?

CARTMAN NO

GET UR ASS OFF THE COMPUTER RIGHT THIS INSTANT

oh my god I'm actually scared for cartman for once

HE DOESNT DESERVE THIS FATE

STOP TOUCHING HIMMMMM

Kenny being worried abt this baby

Play catch! Cute

OH SHIT KENNY WHAT A FAST BALL

trying to stop him from having sex GENIUS

STAN AND KYLE ON THE WINDOWS JDHSHCJDKXKX THEY’RE MY BESTEST BOYS

Jesus cartman I'm so sorry don't know yet

HUH. NAMBLA IS FUCKED UP

GARRISON COMING OUT KING

MEPHESTO NOOOOOO

THE THREE OF THEM AT THE WINDOW AGAIN I LOVE THEM SO

OH SHES PREGGO SORRY KENNY

KENNY IS RLY TRYING TO KILL THIS KID ITS SO SAD

OH SHIT NOT THE DAD DRINKING IT DHDHCJSJBXHDBDDJDN

NASTY BRO

cartman nooooo

Kenny’s dad is going thru it

KENNYS DREAM OH MY LORD

Kyle NO TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

these men need jail time JAIL TIME

Don't LAY A GOD DAMN FINGER ON BUTTERS U FREAK OF NATURE

NOT TIMMY ANYONE BUT TIMMY

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP

NO I CANT NOT MY KIDS

RUN KIDS RUN

CARTMAN. YOU CANT BE SERIOUS

NO NOT BUTTERS

The actual trauma NO

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS CARTMAN I HATE YOU

NO BUTTERS NO NO NO

thank god he's okay

But kennys dad i’m so sorry

Oh KENNYS NEW SIBLING

wait it's kenny PLEASE

#faves: south park #viv watches #lord season 4 HAS A WHACK ASS START HUH #bro the fucking nambla episode GAVE ME THE CREEPY CRAWLIES #LIKE BROOOOO #do not touch my kids i will beat ur ass in court #kenny knowing how to sing is such good ff fuel for me A LEGEND #also the fucking clyde hate in the sledding ep MADE ME SO MAD DON’T COME FOR MY SON IDC IDC #anyways back to binging

[traumxrei-archive]

penguin anon here once again... (i realize it might be better since u already did detective work to like just message u directly on tumblr or elsewhere HAHA the curses of using the same username everywhere...)

If you have the gems for it Hween Silver is amazing. Beautiful art and a beautiful card (my strongest after dorm riddle... two duo fire cards....)

Pome duo was great it helped even though they arent leveled well o-o (i ran out of red grimores)

Looking at your teams you should be fine for 6-67 if 6-66 didn't give you much trouble, its leveled decently well good luck though :D

((The minigames... minus the hydra bonking one tbh i hated the ferryman one the most with starrogue i did it enough to memorize the attack patterns but the ferryman one controls and hitboxes were finicky at best but maybe im just salty at the hours lost haha. I did finally get all the rewards minus the beat the game 10 times)

ohh tbh don't worry about it ^^ if you decided to dm or you wanna keep anon-ing, i really don't mind. just do whatever's most comfortable for you <3

i WAS going to get hween silver, but then something in my gut was like "don't try rolling for him..." AND MY GUT FEELING WAS RIGHT. BC RIGHT AFTER HWEEN WE GOT THE FIRELIT SKY EVENT. and jamil viper's SSR dropped, so maybe it was a good thing,,,, will that stop me from yearning for hween silver at times ? no—

thank you for the encouragement, i think i just finished getting through all the 6-67 battles (minus a few from the containment facilities) so yipee !! i made it without having to redo a single battle !!

ough the ferryman one,,,i get you tho, when it speeds up, like i know it'll speed up but the initial adjustment to it speeding up always throws me off and i end up crashing into a rock bc i'm not fast enough pensiveee but yea for me star rogue is the enemy (affectionate) bc the unholy amount of times i replayed it to pass through pome tower at the beginning,,,,,

#/trau replies #/penguin anon #woo hoo #lowkey scared for what's to come after 6-67 tho... #bc i just know the angst will be angst-ing

[kes-tis]

9:78 - a sam wilson inspired playlist

other playlists:

bucky barnes / natasha romanoff / miles morales / wanda maximoff

#marvel #mcu #sam wilson #the falcon #captain america #the falcon and the winter soldier #the avengers #playlists #fanmixes #fanmix #playlist #BONK haha got u #hi <3 #my playlists

[girlyliondragon]

I may not be super fond of Berdly (he’s okay) but man I’d kill to deal with him over the shit I dealt with from teen boys in school when I was younger.

#I got a bunch of shit for being sensitive and autistic #I'd probably at least play vidya games with berdly #I mean as long as they're not shooters and stuff :U #he's an arrogant teen meme gamer boy #and at least he learns to let go of SOME of that arrogance #not all of it buuuuut some #I feel like he wouldn't make fun of me for any of that unlike the guys I dealt with #he's not a bad guy he's just not as smart and witty as he thinks he is #considering he got duped #but jesus the stuff I've seen on him #hell I just find the one bit with Noelle after the dream sequence funny because like #there's just that character you wanna bonk #and it's funny to joke like ''Haha yes Noelle get his ass >:D'' #but I wouldn't wish death on the guy #and uh... well you know. I ain't saying it here but you know #but yeah if you was to have me choose between dealing with Berdly and the guys I dealt with in gradeschool #I'd GLADLY choose Berdly like my GOD #I don't think Berdly would go at my sensitivity and autism like those guys did #heck he might be autistic himself and obsessed with vidya gaming #Em Speaks

[buoyant-breeze]

hi!! I love your writing so much!! Would I be able to request more of the high school AU headcanons, maybe with Venti, Kazuha and Kaeya? thank u so much!!

authors note  ⊱ omg yes... i love this au a lot so i went ahead and wrote for it hahaha

also i mention kazuha’s mysterious samurai friend, who im just gonna call tomo, which is what the fans generally refer to him as from what ive seen!!!

part one (albedo, childe, zhongli)

characters ⊱ venti, kazuha, kaeya

warnings ⊱ mentions of drugs and alluded family issues in kaeya’s, but other than that, completely safe! please enjoy!

rating ⊱ sfw

venti

the theater kid who everybody somehow knows, even without sharing a class or club with him; he’s strangely capable of drawing everyone’s attention, even to the point of his own detriment, and probably knows the name of almost everyone in school due to the random and weird situations he’s gotten himself into

also the kid that is a senior but everyone thinks is a freshman, maybe a sophmore, because he looks so young

plays roles in theater / drama without any sense of gender restraint; can perfectly nail a feminine, androgynous, or even masculine character

has very average grades except in the classes he actually cares about, which are all generally pretty artsy (music, drama, what you’d generally expect)

fails all his math classes, and fails them hard - it’s reached a point where he has to make up a few credits to be able to graduate, but that’s okay, he’s not good at everything, and he’s happy with that

probably got tutored by several different people but none of them can really get him to develop a good work ethic

the kid that probably circles ‘c’ on all the answers for a test he doesn’t understand and somehow manages to get a passing grade (but not an exceptional one)

has a very low attention span which really doesn’t help his studying or homework skills

he doesn’t drive at all because he’s bad at it and it gives him awful anxiety, even though he’s old enough to drive and could very well work towards getting a license (usually he leeches off his friends for a ride, haha)

you probably meet him through some weird circumstance like when he brings his pet lizard, dvalin, to school (against the rules), or after he tries to do the, this bitch empty! yeet! soda can thing and then bonking you on the head with it, or alternatively, and this is where im going to lean into: he’s pretty much had a crush on you since the moment he saw you in his class

and venti is simultaneously going to be heavily pining for you while also spontaneously walking up to you and making any excuse he can to interact with you because he wants to be your friend (and maybe, after that, something more)

he’ll try and join one of your clubs, like he might come up to you and be like, “haha, wait, aren’t you in that chess club? i love chess!” he does not love chess. he loses to it all the time against zhongli. he hates it. (but he’ll grin his teeth and join it because he wants to be with you)

and it sort of escalates from that point, and if you were ever interested in theater, he’s an instant ticket in (as long as he thinks your vouchable, he wouldn’t lie)

extremely touchy and affectionate even as just a friend; he’s the type of person you have a crush on and it only just becomes infuriatingly more evident because he’ll lay his head down against your shoulder, or randomly come and sit on your lap (very casually), or give you those ‘friendly’ kisses on the forehead

and he definitely makes excuses to touch you, like saying, “oh, you got a dandelion seed in your hair!” while at lunch together, and he plucks it out between his fingers with a big smile, or he’ll do things like brushing his hand up against yours

the pining is awful and everyone is painfully aware of your crushes on each other, it’s horrendous

but at one point things boil over, maybe someone gets jealous or theres a small argument, and then venti (or perhaps you) stamps his feet down with a big frown and huffs, “i like you!”

once you two start officially dating, those frequent touches from before are basically unhinged in a way you could never predict

he becomes very clingy, even more than usual, to the point he’s pretty much hanging off of you, holding onto your arm, leaning into you; he’s full-blown pda, and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks

he really loves attention, he thrives off of any of your affectionate gestures, touches, or affirmations

goes overboard on valentines day, he gives you an excessive amount of gifts, ranging from flowers to candies to plushies, and he definitely, definitely, gives you a love letter that he wrote himself with a sheepish, shy smile

also the type to run around giving all his friends and especially you, some of those cute valentines day cards, except he gives way too much candy, to the point his friends are kinda worried about him haha

is not afraid to make out with you at any given moment or time, to the point that your friends will groan and you’ll probably be told off by a hall monitor or teacher, haha

he loves to hold your hand when walking to classes you share together, and on the ones you don’t share, he’ll eagerly walk you to yours, even if he ends up late for his own

study/tutoring dates but he keeps stealing kisses instead of concentrating, until next thing you know, you’ve just been making out for the entire time

doesn’t care one way or the other about school events unless it’s related to theater, music, or his friends, but he definitely wouldn’t mind going to homecoming or prom with you if that’s something you really wanted

but just be ready for him to drag you to every one of his performances or to be his date as he goes and supports one of his buddies (and he’ll spoil you the entire time with treats and kisses)

you guys end up being very well-known in the school, in a very infamous way, just because of venti’s excessive pda and desire to constantly talk about you

kazuha

the quiet kid that likes the seats by the window because then he can look outside

he doesn’t really cause much fuss in school, he’s extremely polite and good-natured, and generally well-loved and admired by all of the teachers and staff members, who inevitably end up knowing him because of his helpful, kind nature

he doesn’t really go out of his way to socialize with anyone, but in classes, you’ll always see him calmly raising his hand, and whenever he’s called on by teachers, he always knows the answers, even if it doesn’t seem like he’s paying attention

has very beautiful, neat notes that are honestly enviable

his grades, however, aren’t very perfect, especially his test scores; he’s admonished by his parents for it, but he doesn’t see what’s so wrong with just having b’s and low a’s, with test scores that are only slightly above average

not super interested in college in general, he instead is making plans to just wander and travel the world after he graduates, since he doesn’t have any particular dreams or ambitions

gravitates largely to his friend group, which consist of tomo, gorou, thoma, ayato, and miss ayata, with the occasional appearance of yoimiya; obviously, tomo is his best friend, but he hangs out with gorou quite a lot, and these two are basically the bread and butter of his social interactions

the type who would probably have a crush on you from afar but not really say or do anything about it, so his friends have to tease him about it until he gets the courage to eventually strike up a conversation

and that opportunity comes with time, he’s a little anxious about it

but then he finally comes around, and next thing you know, in the english class you share with him, he walks up to you and airily asks if he could work with you on the assignment, and it all goes from there

ends up being your friend after consistent encounters; you asking him for help with classes, him seeking you out for companionship, and even you two end up beginning to each lunch together

but the funny thing is his friends are going to butt in and try to encourage you two to hang out more and more, especially tomo, but also gorou

they start befriending you as well, in a very sincere but amicable way, eagerly learning more about you and then basically dragging you into their friend group so you can spend more time with kazuha

because kazuha has a hard time initating a lot of things on his own

it also is probably them that ends up noticing when you start reciprocating kazuha’s feelings, and then it’s game over, they’re eagerly encouraging you to confess

and next thing you know, one blushing love confession between both you and kazuha later, you’re dating

you’ll find love notes and affectionate haikus tucked into all of the perfect places, waiting for you to find them—whether it be your locker, or in the page of a textbook you were studying with kazuha, or even just as a text on your phone

he also sometimes leaves small gifts; tiny trinkets, but all meaningful

sometimes it’s a lucky charm that is meant to bring you fortune, other times it’s your favorite flower that he used his allowance to buy from a florist

doesn’t really like social events, but if you wanted to go to school celebrations like prom or homecoming, chances are you’re in luck, because his friends might drag him into doing it anyway

he also doesn’t really like nor care for study dates; he’d prefer to just hang out with you

that said, he’d love to come over to your house or have you come over to his and meet his parents, even if they’re a little overbearing

he also would go on boba dates or weekend hangouts with you

on valentine’s day, he writes you a very meaningful love poem that he recites to you softly when you two are alone and in a very scenic place

you guys as a couple aren’t very well known by anyone except your friend group, who will tease you about it but in a very friendly, happy way, because they’re obviously very excited and pleased to see you two together

kaeya

he hates school, lmao

he knows how to drive, and he’s a very safe and good driver, he has a relatively nice car, but nothing fancy or special (the inside is always a bit cluttered and messy, though)

he also has a part-time job he does off-and-on, nothing super big, but just enough that it gives him experience and some cash to spend, since he is, unfortunately, pretty independent due to circumstances

his grades aren’t necessarily bad, but they’re not exactly the best; he gets relatively average grades that do spike up into more positive territory, but he’s failed a few classes, too

he’s good at studying, but it’s hard to find the motivation to care about the education system, because he doesn’t feel very rewarded for it

he skips a lot of classes though, he probably perfectly calculates how many credits he needs and what absences he can spare, and then goes and fucks off with rosaria, lisa, and venti (whenever venti decides to show up, that is)

him and his friends radiates that bisexual, they/them friend group energy, and it’s awesome

he’s definitely a senior, so he’s one of the more older kids at the school

he’s also friends with who you’d expect, and he’s surprisingly on school council despite his questionable work ethic; he’s sort of an assistant to jean, who is school council president, and he works with lisa and albedo there, too

despite skipping classes and being pretty indifferent about his own grades, he is extremely encouraging and supportive to all of the younger students he ends up meeting and helping

like, bennett and amber, for example, are basically these freshmans or sophmores that he’s constantly looking out for, and he always is their cheerleader, strongly motivating them to get really good grades, go to their classes, and carve a future for themselves; he will give them rides to school if they need it, but they don’t ever take him up on his offer unless it’s an emergency

fucks around and acts like a dick when he’s with his fellow seniors and especially his friends, he probably annoys albedo and childe a lot, but for the most part, whenever he sees a new student or if they’re in the first or second year classes, he’s always a nice and friendly face for them, he wouldn’t hesitate to help them out

he wouldn’t call himself ambitious, but he’ll probably do something with law enforcement or general governing management after he graduates, even with his very odd school record

even if it doesn’t look like it, he does kinda want the world to be a little better, and he does want to create change in what ways he can

meeting him isn’t really that hard, he tends to gravitate people into his presence, and he’s always willing to help those he sees worthy of being helped

so chances are you probably just bump into him or he randomly gives you an act of kindness with a shrug of his shoulders and a casual smile

i think the best way you’d probably meet him is by also being a senior, and then one day in class, the teacher is out of the room, and everyone is messing around and being goofy

and next thing you know, kaeya is randomly seating himself next to you, one of his skipping-class-friends at his side, and asking you a very random question, like, “hey, do you think our teacher looks like a drug dealer?” and it just goes through an entire conversation about it, all with him being very inclusive and relatively friendly, and after that, he just thinks you’re cool and will easily approach you and be your friend

he’s the type of person that wants to know what you want to do after high school, because he likes to encourage the people he cares about

although he doesn’t mind if you wanna skip with him, he kinda has a small frown and always seems a little reluctant, asking you if you’re sure you want to, since school is important, just not for him, and you don’t need to miss out just to hang out with him

for the most part, encourages you in a similar way he encourages amber and bennett, but if you have your own plans, then he’s cool with that, and will work with it

probably ends up confessing his feelings to you after weeks and weeks of gross, quiet pining

he’s pretty hidden about it, but he always finds excuses to touch you, like playing with your hair while joking or teasing, or gripping your shoulder when he laughs really hard, or leaning conspiratorially close to your side to whisper in your ear

and rosaria does that thing where she takes a drag of her cigarette and calls him out for it when its just him and his friends, and she’s like, “dude, you’ve got it bad. it’s gross.”

at some point, he’s just going to catch you after classes and say, “hey, you got a moment? i want to talk with you, it’s pretty important.”

and once you two find a nice place to be alone, he’ll confess; and it’s very sweet, actually

once you two start dating, he sort of tries to figure out how affectionate he can be around you

he’s hesitant when he reaches for your hand while sitting next to you in class, but then you loop his fingers with yours, and he relaxes; after that, he starts holding your hand more often

he’ll try to gauge how loving he can be; would you be okay with it if he hugged you? picked you up and spinned you around while laughing when you’re at lunch together? if he wrapped an arm over your shoulders or put his jacket over your body to keep you warm?

but once he figures it out, then he’s going all in, knowing the boundaries, but eager for the attention

because truth be told, he’s lonely, and it’s nice to have someone who really cares about him, especially like this, especially someone who cares about him as much as he cares about them, and archons, you’re perfect

generally a super sweet boyfriend

he’ll pick you up and take you to school or back home, if you wanted, but he’d do that even as just friends, honestly

really bad at homework and most school subjects, but if you’re struggling with a problem for your assignment, he will go out of his way to look it up and completely understand the subject, specifically so he can help you get your work done

subtly figures out if you want to go to homecoming or prom, and then based on whether you want to or not, he’ll take you, or he’ll just coop up with you at home

definitely goes on a lot of dates with you afterschool, but he’ll make any excuse to just hang out while at your house or you at his

surprisingly clingy, he follows you around like a puppy, even if he keeps the facade of cool indifference (as i said: lonely)

on valentine’s day, expect a bouquet of your favorite flowers that is perhaps the largest you’ve ever seen, with a goofy little teddy bear and a valentine’s day card that he very affectionately wrote sappy things on

definitely takes you on a date afterschool on valentine’s day, anywhere you want, his treat

lets you stay over at his apartment whenever you want, sleepovers galore (in fact, please do, he really needs company; for the second and millionth time: lonely.)

extremely adoring, you guys are the type of couple that gets married after being highschool sweethearts, and it’s super cute

#wisteria moon #genshin impact #genshin #impact #genshin headcanons #genshin imagines #genshin scenarios #kaeya x reader #kaeya x gn reader #kaeya x gn!reader #kazuha x reader #kazuha x gn!reader #kazuha x gn reader #venti x reader #venti x gn reader #venti x gn!reader #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact scenarios #highschool au

[kamisathoes]

YO IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT,, SAME PUPPY GIRLS ARE PERFECTION and i can't think a scenario where there's no breedin cause 😩😩 breeding kink is,, hot 🌚 that 70% is deserved... pls the thought of dem insides painted white cause you're so full of his cum,, cock pumping in and out of your sensitive puffy pussy, your folded legs giving full access to 'bedo, tail down so nothing gets in the way of his dick— he'll hold your thighs as he just hits your deepest parts in that position, your delicious moans urging him to go further and further. the way you desperately need to cling to him, feel his body against yours as he kept pounding your squishy and moist insides, the sound of his balls smacking your skin with no mercy making you dumb. maybe he'd be a bit surprised by your high libido, since you never told him about your heats— he's never seen you in such a whiny, needy state... the usually chirpy puppy girl, who got into trouble she could have avoided, chasing after cicins because she thought they were little toys at the start, helped him reorganize his lab with her tail wagging all over the place which somehow made him feel warm— suddenly craved for him to knock her up and fill her with his pretty cock? begged for it?

say no more. there will be no empty spaces, he ensures you will be full of his cum. after all, how can he hold back when you make such lewd faces and noises for him? and him only?

i am in heaven or well hell 🛐🛐 not me thinking about him brat-taming u around the "trouble you coul have avoided" part or smth— WAIT DON'T— gets bonked

AND HEY THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW :D HUGS just reading you've been well made me smile hh— what made ya feel good? is it just a good day or did something happen,, if i may ask? 💫 did he come home bby 👀🛐

as for me i've been pretty good myself! my summons suck tho cause i already used all of my primos for hu tao thoma and childe... so doubt i'll get albedo- im only at 22 pity, don't think i can reach that many primos before the banner ends :,) i might as well wait for the next rerun cause i know for a fact that if i spend my money on genshin i will get addicted... so i must hold back 😤

I GOT BEST BOY BENNETT THO THATS A BIG WIN FOR ME

HOW BOUT YOU WHAT DID YOU GET? 🛐🛐 best part is that the sword the event gives you is perfect for bedo is it not? so that's another win— PLS I HOPE HE COMIN HOME AT 30 PITY SOMEHOW MY GAME HAS TO DO MIRACLES WPNFRJRU

- Hug Anon

okay but albedo's pretty little puppy girl bouncing on his cock while he scratches her behind the ears <333 him rawing you on his desk, experiments long forgotten, while your tail wraps around him, pulling his cock deeper into your drippy cunt <33 i can imagine him tracking your heats, being sure to lock the door to his lab whenever they were due. maybe he would even be sure to edge himself, wanting to have lots and lots of cum to stuff into you when you needed it <333 you'd be whining about wanting your belly to be swollen with a litter of his pups, which would only make him thrust into you faster. i think i may be a whore for this man.

BRAT TAMER ALBEDO THOUGH ??? you can't just throw something like that out there and run :((( once he's finally used to his puppy, maybe she got super needy while sucrose or timaeus was in the lab, sitting on his lap to rut against his thighs. once they left he would sit and tell you how he didn't want to punish you, but his pretty pup needed to be taught a lesson <333 imagine him making you help out with one of his "experiments" as your punishment, only to feed you an aphrodisiac !! sweet bedo only wanted to see how long his pet could last without coming undone, though it would quickly turn into seeing how many times he could make you cum while you were extra sensitive <333

NOW TO SWITCH IT UP A SEC,, i'm just not feeling terrible anymore, so a little improvement can do wonders haha. i also did get albedo, definitely did not buy him CONGRATS ON BENNY THO !!! i don't really use him much but mine's c4 or 5 now since i got a couple copies of him <33 the event sword is also perfect for albedo !! i have it maxed out, just waiting for the next part of the event so i can get it to r5 :(( BUT GOOD LUCK THO BBY I HOPE U GET HIM AT LOW PITY

#thena.mail #thena.thirsts #❥︎—hug anon #˘ᵕ˘ albedo

[moon-ursidae]

TBOBF SPOILERS

okay so i’m gonna try to put my incoherent video ramblings from when i watched the episode together. why i didn’t just write them down? no clue. this one’s LONG folks.

ANYWAY WE SHALL BEGIN??

(if there’s anything wrong here pls let me know!! i’d love to learn more about star wars lore!)

it opened up w that butcher set and i went “no way is he gonna show up this early” like i was fully expecting din to be in this ep for 20-30 minutes tops. BUT THE WHOLE DAMN EP?WHEW

his silhouette? so hot and sexy of him. ceo of dramatic entrances

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING!!!

then immediately felt the consequences

no but when he said that i got fucking chills

THEN HE WHIPPED OUT THE DARKSABER?? i was like “oh so we’re actually using this shit?? AIGHT THEN”

but what i loved seeing was how he struggles to use it. he kept throwing himself off, and had barely any control over it, ultimately burning himself with it.

and i LOVE THAT SHIT. like obviously he’s not gonna be well versed with this kind of weapon. he’s used to blasters, vibroblades, the spear, etc.

i also have to wonder if he’s taking jobs again to get any of his aggressions out. like obviously he’s upset and wants to distract himself. i would too if i had to hand over my kid to a jedi stranger, not knowing when i can see him again.

idk if the client specifically requested the head or what, but it seemed kinda like overkill in a way? he already cut him in half on the table, yelling while dealing the final blow. then also cut his head off? pretty brutal.

it kinda makes sense though bc that’s something i’d expect pre S1, or S1 din to do. but the last time we saw him bounty hunting was in s1, so i can see the connection there. he’s also without the kid, so he doesn’t really have to worry about him seeing that side of him. he never really got like that in front of the kid, unless i’m forgetting something haha.

and then when he’s turning the remnants of his bounty in, I LOVE that one continuous shot from when he’s walking up to the elevator, until he’s off the elevator again, going to the covert. SO HOT I LOVE BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD. the wrap around at the table? ITCHED MY BRAIN

the covert symbols!!! I YELLED. SCREAMED.

as soon as i saw those ladders i was like DIN PLEASE BE CAREFUL SIR YOUR LEG and then he almost fell. i G A S P E D. lots of gasping this ep actually

THE ARMORER OUT OF FOCUS?? AND THE FORGE SOUNDS IN THE DISTANCE IN THE SCORE?? D E L I C I O U S. WONDERFUL.

also that shot where it pushes in on the back of the armorer and we see the stars and the city above her that seem to stay stationary while the camera pushes in? LOVELY. the camerawork and direction on this ep is 🤌🏻🤌🏻

i’m glad that those that don’t know the backstory behind the darksaber are getting that info now!! i haven’t made my way through all of clone wars, or started rebels, so this was v nice.

like i already knew that a vizsla forged the saber, so i expected paz to be inquisitive as to how din has a piece of his ancestral history. i’d imagine being a part of clan vizsla carries a lot of weight and expectation, so i understand why paz is pissed about it. the ends up challenging din for it.

going back to mando history, that fucking flashback to the night of a thousand tears was devastating. i started tearing up. i couldn’t imagine living through that tragedy. seeing all those mandalorian helmets on the ground? GODDAMN.

on a more lighthearted note, “a specific foundling” I LOST IT. LOST MY MIND. and the way he’s like “nah fuck that jedi shit that’s MY kid bro. family comes first.”

WHEN SHE STARTED SPEAKING MANDO’A AHHHHHHHHHHH YEA BABY!!

i did laugh tho when he fell off and she was just like 😐 AND THEN BONKED HIM ON THE HEAD HEHEHE

but are we gonna talk about how hot and sexy it was when din was like “maybe.” then the “and now it belongs to me.” FINISHING IT OFF WITH THE “that’s right.” SO HOT SO SEXY GIRLBOSS DIN DJARIN

i know it’s a very serious thing, but referring to my other post about this, i can’t help but chuckle a bit bc it feels like 2 kids fighting over who gets a turn on the xbox.

also paz was really getting ready to fully murder din djarin for this blade. someone from his own covert. this shit holds WEIGHT. like how many times have 2 people that cared about each other fought/killed over this blade? goddamn.

WHEN SHE STARTED ASKING ABOUT HELMET REMOVAL I WAS LIKE PLEASE DON’T ASK DIN MISS GIRL. and the way din pauses thinking how he’s gonna go about it? YEAAAA. like was he gonna lie? i’d imagine he’d almost feel worse about that.

and then she was so blunt about it. “then you are a mandalorian no more” i felt so bad for din. he sounded so desperate with the “i beg for your forgiveness. how can i atone?” POOR TIN CAN MAN DUDE🥺

maybe he’s better off without them though. i think his time with grogu allowed for some self discovery, and he was able to begin to forge his own path. it diverts away from what being a child of the watch is. what he’s known. i respect him so much for that. breaking away from religion like that is HARD. i can see s3 touching on this more in depth maybe?

after getting kicked out, din still sees/knows himself as a mandalorian. when going through customs he said the “i’m a mandalorian. weapons are part of my religion.” he saw bo katan and her fireteam remove their helmets. they’re still mandalorians. why can’t he do the same?

speaking of bo katan I KNOW she’d be PUNCHIN THE AIR rn if she saw din djarin put the fucking darksaber in that luggage. I LOVE that juxtaposition though. here’s this weapon that hold so much goddamn history and weight, but let’s put it in this luggage bc customs won’t allow weapons on the transport

din stays fuckin strapped though. i didn’t even know he carried that small blaster and like a whole fucking bomb???

THE DAD POINT “i know everything that’s in there” 😑👉🏻

when he’s looking out the window with such melancholy? UGGHHH and the little kid waving at him was so cute. and then he was like “damn wish my kid was here” and took out his lil gift. WHICH IS WRAPPED IN THE SHAPE OF GOGURT’S HEAD!!!! i threw myself on the floor bro. shit’s cutting deep.

all the music from the first season is really nice as well. i fuckin love it. tasteful. delicious.

MOS EISLEY BABY🕺🏻 pickup those power converters for luke will ya?

BD UNIT. I REPEAT. BD UNIT. AHHH

PELIIIIIIIIIII MY BELOVED I LOVE HERRRR

din hittin that sexy lean? MMM YEA

fuck that womp rat. all my homies hate that womp rat

he was so hopeful for another crest UUUGGHHH this poor guy

when she pulled of that tarp i, you’ll never guess, threw myself into the wall. THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS. HEHEHEHEHE

“do you want your credits back?” 😐 “yes.” PFFFFFFFT

peli goin into car salesman mode I LOVE “while we’re waiting, can i tell you a little something about this honey?”

god i fucking love amy sedaris

shooing away the droid with the credits

WHEN HE WAS WORKING WITH THE BD UNIT🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 YA’LL GOTTA STOP

his voice sounded so soft🥺

“higher. yea. just a little- no, a little higher. i can’t even see what i’m doing. can you stop moving?” *sigh* “just focus right here. yes, yes. thank you.” SUCH A FUCKING DAD.

that was a mouthful lmao “the jawas had a turbonic venturi assimilator from a galactic republic-era starfighter?” that’s the most i’ve ever heard him say at once

“dated a jawa for a while. they’re quite furry. very furry.” AND THE MOUTH SOUNDS. I LOVE PELI

how the fuck amy sedaris spoke jawa without laughing, beyond me. I LOVE HER

din talking ship parts? kinda hot. my god i am down bad.

“oh that’s okay. i’m workin on me right now.” YEA PELI AS YOU SHOULD💅🏻

i love this whole ship building montage. i’m a sucker

“where does this panel go?” *bd shows him* “thanks little guy.” *bd happy dance* PLEASE I CAN’T DO THIS AT 6 AM

peli is lowkey smart for having him help her with the ship. giving him a distraction UGHH🥺

pyke spice runner?👀

the evolution of him fucking obliterating jawas in s1 to saying “thank you” and paying them!!!

THE SHIP LOOKS SO FUCKIN DOPE W THE SILVER AND YELLOW LIKE THE CREST

i’m so used to him having a gunship this is odd

THE DROID PORT IS NOW FOR GOGURT I DON’T MAKE THE RULES

the music here AHHHHH the strings? beautiful.gorgeous.etheral.

peli lookin at him like that OH MY GOD she looks so proud

the parent-kid dynamic of the “start her up!” “really?” “yea! start her up!” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

she wants to skip the technical parts so he can feel the reward of building the ship AHHH

“i’ll open her up” YA’LL I’VE BEEN READING TOO MUCH FIC🥴

“gonks’s scomp jack”

the music when he’s flying up and off planet is so fucking good

NODDING AT THE KID I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS TODAY

i love the angle from inside the cockpit. seeing the outside of the cockpit while he’s flying is so dope.

THE X-WING PILOT FROM SEASON 2 HELPIN A HOMIE OUT YUHHH

“you mind answering a few questions” CAN’T TALK NOW GOTTA GO😐✌🏻

“well? how was it?” “wizard.” PLEAASSSEEEEEE I CAN’T

“she tell you her name?” *in the distance* “fennec shand”

me: *immediate bisexual panic*

THE MUSIC🤌🏻

AND THE CALLBACK TO “we need muscle.”

“tell him it’s on the house.” DEVELOPMENT YA’LL

“i gotta pay a visit to a little friend” *credits start* me: crying, banging my fists in the floor

Starring: TEMUERA MORRISON (miss girl where??)

the card that said pedro’s name was HOT

OKAY SO, that was hella cool.

am i upset that boba was not in it and fennec was there for less than a minute? a little bit yea. it is The Book of Boba Fett after all.

this basically felt like the s3 pilot, which makes me wonder what the actual 1st ep will be like since we got A LOT from this one. maybe there was a way to set up s3 without overshadowing the plot of tbobf, but this was still a really good ep. bryce dallas howard knocked it outta the park i’m so proud of her!!

but yea i’m not gonna be able to focus in any of my classes today.

#sorry for the longest post i’ve ever done #there was quite a bit to unpack there #also apologies if my thoughts are incoherent #my brain was like #🕺🏻🥴✨☺️🥰 #tbobf spoilers #the book of boba fett spoilers #tbobf #the book of boba fett #the mandalorian #din🖤