#Bad Lawyer

[delguy]

Alina Habba - Trumps attorney who bragged that she would rather be pretty than smart because she can fake being smart. I suppose Trump has the satisfaction of banging one of the worst lawyers in America. She graduated from Weidner Commonwealth in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. It is ranked in the fortieth worst law schools in America -- even so she is such a bad attorney her abysmal school wants nothing to do with her!

#cheesecake #pinup #brunette #Bikin #Alina Habba #Bad Lawyer #Incompetent

[odettecarotte]

ANNA DORN

"I like that astrology transcends gender, class, and race. The stars don't care that I grew up in a shitty suburb and didn't go to college. The point is I'm a Scorpio, the same sign as Winona Ryder. I also like that astrology allows me to skip the bullshit and dive right into the mess of the human condition. I mean, astrology is bullshit. But it's a more interesting type of bullshit than the average bullshit-your job, your car, your siblings... like I care. I want to know if you struggle with control issues or are prone to hysteria.

And once I know someone's chart, I have a rubric for interpreting that person. They become less mysterious and, more importantly, less frightening.

I was getting ready to throw in the towel and leave Hollywood when I had an idea. I could charge people for readings. A few dollars at first, hook them, then raise the price. I didn't go to college, but I also wasn't an idiot. I saw what Uber did.

Soon people were paying me at least $200 to read their charts. I started Exalted, where I paired viral images with captions like "When you're a Cancer." It was mindless and asinine, and people ate it up. My Instagram followers skyrocketed daily, and my inbox was suddenly full of requests for readings and magazine editors asking me to write astrology listicles. I posted my Venmo account on my Instagram page, and people would just give me money. For years, I almost felt rich. I could afford therapy and Juicy tracksuits in every color and groceries from Gelson's and generous tips at the Mirror Box. It all felt too good to be true, and it turns out it was. "

Anna Dorn, Exalted

#anna dorn #exalted #astrology #astro girlies #bad lawyer #channi #hollywood #uber #scorpio #Winona Ryder #hysteria #control issues #books for freaks #lesbian #sapphic #queer #novel

[overlordjanefire]

Why is he like that

#gay lawyers #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #i want him so bad i #i mean who said that

[notrandtumblin]

#mcu daredevil #she hulk #harvey specter #suits tv #marshall eriksen #himym #atticus finch #lawyer #trial #saul goodman #better call saul #breaking bad #matt murdock #jennifer walters #ally mcbeal #elle woods #legally blonde #how to get away with murder #annalise keating #perry mason #not rand polls #polls #hyperspecific poll #poll #tumblr polls

[finsterwalds]

The « can i win at therapy » couple!

#jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #kim wexler #better call saul #breaking bad #fanart #this is to conclude the fictional lawyers i like kinda thing hehe don’t mind me

[nando161mando]

#homeless #homeless people in edinburgh offered beds 250 miles away weeks after city declares housing emergency #homeless people #rent is theft #rent is too damn high #landlords are parasites #fuck landlords #landlords are scum #landlords are leeches #landlords are bastards #i’m a housing lawyer – landlords use new loophole to push out tenants in ‘bad faith’ evictions #landlords #i took my landlord to court over common rental problem that made my life hell and won $14 #court dismisses assault on landlord and son who threw student out in his ‘jocks’ after no rent paid #we had to flee our home as it was invaded by mice & bedbugs – inspectors said it’s ‘deplorable’ but landlord won’t act #landlord #rental #rent #auspol #politas #ausgov #tasgov #taspol #australia #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #anthony albanese #albanese government #eat the rich #eat the fucking rich

[doctorsiren]

“Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover and shamelessly spoils the end!”

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #franziska von karma #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #thermodynamic lawyer #ace attorney fanart #Will Wood Ace Attorney #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #this is probably one of Phoenix’s nightmare sequences tbh #me when me me me when her right shoulder #and the highlights on her hair shaped like an EKG #I love Franziska sm 🤭 #oh and I had to reference the pose from the end of How Bad Can I Be #because my brother told me that was the pose I was thinking of when I was describing it to him 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[chloesimaginationthings]

The new JoJolands chapter is wild

#myart #chloesimagination #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba #comic #jojolands #JoJo part 9 #jodio joestar #dragona joestar #usagi alohaoe #paco lovelantes #better call saul #breaking bad #saul goodman #what a crazy chapter!! who could of seen this coming #really love this new lawyer character tho 😳

[almightaylor]

god he’s so breathtakingly beautiful

#taylor zakhar perez #im down bad crying at the gym #this might be the 30s something lawyer alex married with kids you read in fanfics

[fictionallawyersmackdown]

Semifinals: Poll 2

#elle woods #fictional lawyer smackdown #bcs #better call saul #saul goodman #brbabcs #brba #breaking bad #legally blonde #poll

[toskarin]

glass houses and all, I've made bad deals in my time and I've failed to consult IP lawyers in cases where I probably should have, but putting your entire codebase up as collateral on a loan that you're paying more or less entirely through someone else's charity feels like it really shouldn't be fucking Plan A

#dragging my hands down my face as I read the explanation that this was somehow a better plan than selling 'real' equity in a company #this is such a bad idea that it should actually be your last possible plan. this is Plan Z at best #this is how you lose everything in the most catastrophic possible way with no chance at all of recovery #this is giving me a headache just thinking about it. did a lawyer even touch the paper this deal was written on #this isn't getting renegotiated. full IP rights is the ideal answer that issuers dream of getting their hands on. that's all you have

[tojicocksleeve]

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #higuruma hiromi #hot lawyer bf #my goth bf #i wish i was judgeman so bad #jjk memes

[chrissy-kaos]

That court fit.. about to go hurt this judge and DA’s feelings real quick 😂

#don’t fuck with a lawyer #acab #fuck cops #fuck judges #fuck district attorneys #traffic tickets are a cash grab #street sharking is not a crime #all cops are bastards #all cops are bad #all cops are pigs

[leverage-ot3]

love how we all went into redemption either wary of or expecting to hate harry but within two episodes we all collectively went, oh, he’s just some lil weird guy and we adopted him just like the leverage crew did

#the writers definitely knew what they were doing writing him #I think it’s definitely interesting and a feat to good writing because we were technically losing two series regulars and they had the task #of both finding new characters while also making sure they wouldn’t just erase or dismiss the old characters #they had to come up with something completely different and have it appealing enough to satisfy us as we are missing two of our original #beloved characters (nate and hardison) #and they came up with harry lmao #he’s such blorbo shaped #skinny little dude that is a former evil lawyer bad dad forgot he was bisexual until he saw eliot fighting #skrunkly lil gamer guy pathetic man silly little disguises way too enthusiastic just happy to be there #honestly me too bitch #jackie talks #mine #leverage #leverage redemption #meta #harry wilson #harry wilson meta #leverage redemption meta #leverage meta #character appreciation

[mangofanarts]

Bagi being Bad's lawyer gave me an excuse to draw her in a suit

#qsmp #badboyhalo #qsmp bagi #liveblogging #qsmp fanarts #mmangoarts #they were so funny #I hope there's moments where bagi becomes bad's lawyer again despite how difficult he is xD #she's trying her BEST

[doctorsiren]

I still can’t get over how he becomes Jesse Pinkman

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #apollo justice #dick gumshoe #trucy wright #ace attorney fanart #wrightworth #narumitsu #narumayo #Phoenix has two hands 💥💥💥💥 #I’ve been watching Parks and Rec so I thought that part was perfect hehe #also y’know ya girl can’t resist making breaking bad jokes #especially bc haha silly lawyers #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #doodle page