#But don’t make her enjoy it like that

[silverthelovebug]

Cupid Deity Horror this, Cupid Deity Horror that, grow up!!!

Where’s my actually canon horror, where’s my illegal crimes in EAH?

Yeah I’m talking about c@nnibal Ginger Breadhouse.

A guilty pleasure of mine are those two sole fics on AO3 that delve into what if Ginger was just really fucked up I have a love-hate relationship with horror to the point I’m morbidly curious about it and!!!! I’m so fascinated with the fact Ginger’s bloodline HAS eaten people. Sure her mother might’ve not, but what about, like, two generations before her?? What causes that craving? Was it just expected of them based on their story? Ginger in canon has a Raven type beat where she’s trying to break those stereotypes to be perceived in a more positive light, but why has the role of the Candy Witch persisted so long? Is it an active choice or something that you are destined to do? What makes Ginger exempt from the rule? Ginger being a c@nnibal is just such a dark viewing on the destiny system and how it will catch up to you, whether you’re ready for it or not.

Peep that fic where she full on eats Cerise and tastes Raven’s blood.

ALSO ALSO I saw this Headcanon where the story that her mother never did anything wrong was a lie Ginger told herself to make herself feel better, especially bc she was distancing herself already from her family by changing her last name to Breadhouse.

Obviously this is all furthest from canon, but what a thought experiment!!!!! (I want more content of this)

#ever after high #eah #ginger breadhouse #where’s that one Mitski song and TikTok pomegranate symbolism?/j #Might draw something for this actually #ITS JUST SO #LIKE FOR A KIDS SHOW WHERE CANNIBALISM IS CANONICAL OBVIOUSLY THEY WOULD STRAY AWAY FROM IT BUT #I actually saw a Maddie Cannibal fic once which was strange as hell #But it was in another language #I just want to see Ginger spiral #Just wanna see her take a little nibble out of someone #Just a tiny bit #Hannibal Lecter her ass #But don’t make her enjoy it like that #Have her be CONFLICTED!!!!!!!! #guilt and shame #BUT ALSO PLEASURE #CMON!!!! #:3

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[pygmypouter]

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

#have linked 2 this song before and i will link 2 it again. because HELLO. canaan house thesis statement 2 me. #rlly obsessed w this scene i think i’m just fascinated w the idea of harrows journals…… her drawings of canaan…what else is in there #anyway this was mostly an excuse for me to play around w using architectural drawings as a sort of compositional element/framing device. #did it work? who’s to say. the most important part is that i had fun except. i didn’t even do that. #text is slightly edited for length etc…. + i cut off the scene where i did because well…. makes me insane. lol #don’t pay too much attention 2 the architectural parts they don’t make sense #because i cobbled them together from the plans of like 3 different buildings. #anyway enjoy. or don’t. i’m not ur boss. #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #okay that’s it

[luminarai]

Attempting to get the beast used to a dental hygiene routine is… well, it’s going.

(She stayed that way for a solid 8 seconds despite hating being held belly up so I think it’s safe to say that Mim is not beating the ‘tiny speaker playing elevator music instead of a brain’ allegations any time soon.)

#cecil blogs her life #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #Mim the cat #cats on tumblr #cat art #comics #black cats #she’s actually pretty good about it normally - like she doesn’t enjoy it but she lets me do it without too many complaints #ofc I make sure to do it as quickly as possible and give her lots of dental friendly rewards lmao #she’s currently sleeping on top of me so I think I’m forgiven #I don’t believe she has any current dental issues so it’s mostly preventative #esp bc we don’t know exactly how old she is or what her life was like before I adopted her #this is probably seven different kinds of heretical but anyway #shout out to Tom my childhood priest who once told me not to take the bible literally after I asked him where the dinos were supposed to #fit into genesis. incredible. anyway I’m a non believing heathen now so meh #who cares #these tags are a RIDE wtf cecil

[lorebird]

Continuing my “Cynthia is Volo after chilling out and transitioning” propaganda: Consequences Edition

#pokemon #Cynthia #Volo #elesa #emmet #subway boss emmet #my art #I’ve seen a lot of ‘immortal volo meets emmet and offers to help him find ingo’ #but he’s always real evil about it which! fair enough! #mans is an unhinged villain! #I just wanna explore that concept w my own hc of cynthia learning to make a new life after she’s lost everything in Hisui #starting over fresh with ‘volo’ being a relic of the past #until uh oh! consequences! #this is the first time she’s met emmet. it’s been like 200 yrs since she saw Ingo #so she hasn’t thought much abt the man she dragged through the rift on accident #she and a lot of the unova ladies r besties bc I think it’s cute and there’s the whole villa thing :] #she’s come to really enjoy her new life and everyone in it and is terrified she’s going to lose that bc of what she did in hisui #so she’s like. hi yeah I know a lot about Mysteries and Myths maybe I can help find him! don’t worry!! #shenanigans ensue as she tries to pretend she’s solving a mystery that she caused and also trynna figure out how to get Ingo back

[pepperpixel]

WHERES UR HEAD AT- AT- AT- AT?

WHERES UR HEAD AT?

WHERES UR HEAD AT?

FiNALLY MORE ART… Srry I’ve been gone for a while!!!!!! I… have just.. been super busy. And I’m still busy lol. I got a lot goin on!!!! But… But…!!! I managed to finish some art today!!! Thank god lol- so yeah! Behold this funky nurse creature..! she will be committing medical malpractice on u..!!! And that is a promise!! Or ur money back guaranteed!

#original #original art #artists on tumblr #nurse #demon #doodles #it’s the holidays dudes…. shit is fucking busy….. #but yeah… here is nurse tho… I hope u enjoy her… #I enjoyed drawing her!!! I tried to mess around w a lot of diff stuff! #like… I tried to not stress so much about.. making a polished end product.. and to instead just. draw… in a way I thought would be fun #and interesting! and it was!! #which was nice! #and also I think the end product turned out good too which is nICE BUT #I was trying not to worry about that while I was drawing lol. #I think.. she has soup for brains… but boy does she kno how to work a hacksaw…! #like. her brain is only made for surgery… almost scarily competent and cracking somebody open and messin around in there! #the scarily is cuz… u have to be awake lol… and also u don’t need surgery… she just wants to give it to u… so! ur getting surgery lol #but her brain has no cells or time or care for anything outside the operating room… #IDK IF ILL EVER DRAW THIS NURSE AGAIN SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A NAME #but there are those thoughts I had about her! #blood #knives #the scarily is also cuz. who KNOS what she’s doin in there!!! u certainly don’t!! other medical professionals dont! they’d be appalled! #straight up horrified! but! she knows…. she knows what she’s doin. that’s what matters in the end lol #also she def isn’t giving u any anesthesia lol she’s goin in raw #anyway yeah!!! she’s cute I like her!!!

[ishouldgay]

Dame Aylin would be the best wife ever. She’s happily carrying around Isobel’s bags while they’re shopping at the mall. She’s smiting her enemies and crushing them under her heel. She’s picking up flowers for her at random. She’s showing her with praise. She’s eating her out for hours on end. She’s giving out massages like it’s going out of style.

#baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #dame aylin #isobel thorm #i love her #I keep picturing Aylin following Isobel and Shadowheart around the mall while they shop #and someone tries to make a joke about it #and Aylin is like ‘how dare you think I don’t enjoy time with my girlfriends’ #‘being about to spend time with them is a honor’ #‘do you not like seeing your loves happy???’ #and then she smites them to death and gets her girlfriends some Starbucks or something

[betterthanbatman1]

Umm I love them???

#SHE WAITED FOR HIM FOR 4 HOURS ON TOP OF THEIR MEET UP SPOT #THEIR MEET UP SPOT IS BIG BELLY BURGER AHHHH #I didn’t really ship jayrose too much before #but I’ve been scrolling down their hashtag and I love them so much #Die hard Rose fans will say they don’t belong together and Rose shouldn’t be reduced as a character for Jason’s benefit #Yeah I completely understand and mostly agree with you. #Mostly. So for now I’m just going to enjoy me some good soft Jayrose content :) #I absolutely think Rose should NOT be reduced as a character but I have to say they are v cute together #The “Promise?’’ “Promise.’’ made my heart flutter I don’t even know why 😭 #I’m a sucker for couples who care about each other like this #She could have just left it at ‘be careful’ #But no Jason had to promise her that he will come back to her #It’s just. So. Damn. Good #IM DYING OVER THEM FR #You know they’d die for each other and make jokes about death and daddy issues #And with their shared use of ✨violence✨ #And just generally become THE power couple #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics #Ravager #Rose Wilson #Jayrose #Jason x Rose #holy queue batman #red rambles

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

i have a teeny, tiny superiority complex because i didn’t watch the atla live action.

#but i appreciate the ones who sacrificed their mind to watch the show and report back #y’all are so brave. thank you for examining the danger and relying the information back to me so i wouldn’t have to. #i have read so much about this show and i will literally never watch it #i actually intended to but got locked out of netflix when it premiered #then i heard all the shitty things about it and said “fuck that noise” #they took everything from me #they took away zuko’s character development for the sake of “time” not even gonna touch that it makes me so angry #they took away sokka’s character development for the sake of being “woke” #which was actually very very un-woke of them #they took away katara’s passion & anger and made her a flat boring person #i loved her anger so much???? #they took away our shock at the OG southern air temple ep #seeing monk gyatso in a room full of firebenders he had been forced to kill >>> seeing the actual genocide as if we didn’t already know #they took away aang’s sweet childishness and made him way too mature #it sounds like the only people who enjoyed it were zutara fans because of the scarf scene #y’all can keep it. it’s yours. i don’t want it. #atla original #avatar the last airbender #atla aang #atla zuko #atla katara #atla sokka #avatar the last airbender aang #avatar the last airbender katara #avatar the last airbender zuko #avatar the last airbender sokka #aang #katara #sokka #zuko

[crushedsweets]

I hc Nina going to Nat for advice on how to win over jeff as she thinks Nat has Toby spelled or smth and nats just there like "I didn't do anything? He just won't leave me alone."

And then Toby going to jeff despite his unwillingness, to ask advice on how to make a girl happy after a fight or smth. Cause nina seems really happy with jeff. But jeff gives him the shittest advice or smth and Toby ends up in even more shit because he ignores her in attempt to play 'hard to get'

Oh my god this ask alone has brought so many silly scenarios into my head wow.

Nina would be the type to plan double dates for them but not tell anyone it’s supposed to be a double date cuz she gets embarrassed . Toby doesn’t like Jeff but this is the only time he gets buddy buddy w him because tobys the only one who realizes what’s going on. Now he’s all nervous cuz he’s on a ‘date’ w Natalie . Asked Tim how to tie a tie and Tim just told him not to wear one cuz he’ll look stupid.

It would be the dumbest dates or just random TikTok trends Nina found bc she’s an avid social media user. Force them all to have a painting picnic with her where they use the wine glasses to take out a chunk of cake.

Nat is completely oblivious to it being a double date and thinks Nina is just insanely lonely and needs friends cuz who else would hang out with her ? (Nina’s perfect .)

This would be when Toby finally realized all of Jeff’s advice was complete bullshit because now he’s observing that Nina is just out of her mind and obsessed with Jeff regardless of what he does and it obviously wasn’t gonna work with nat…

Nina would do that annoying thing where she’s like “heh… clockyyyy… let’s go on a seperate walk!!! Away from the boys!!!” Just so she can try to gossip about it and it just leaves Toby and Jeff awkwardly sitting next to eachother cuz they don’t really get along . Especially not alone .

The girls come back to Toby on top of Jeff choking him or something bc they argued about “YOUR ADVICE WAS SHIT” “ITS NOT MY FAULT SHE DOESNT WANT YOU”

Jeff calls himself a natural lady’s magnet and gets punched so hard he knocks out

#asks #hcs #I wish I could commit to making comics #a cute little ‘Nina’s adventures’ thing that follows her doing dumb shit like this and stirring up trouble #but it never affects her in the end cuz she’s so ^_^ well I enjoyed it! #ticciwork #do I wanna tag this ramble . no I don’t #chatterbox #long post

[potato-lord-but-not]

currently reading the colour of magic purely because your art of discworld is so cool

!!! fellas can i get a hell yeah in the chat for rincewind this is a W for rincewind right here

#sorry I can’t reply like a normal person uhhhh glad you like it tho!!! #Please enjoy and don’t give up on her you’ll make twoflower sad #ask

[fabuloustrash05]

Okay so Casey is like 16-17 and April is 16 in the 2012 series so that would mean Casey is possibly a grade above April, but I headcanon that they are in the same grade in high school because Casey got held back.

They do make it clear that Casey is failing his classes so badly that he needs a tutor and he always skips out on doing homework with April.

#saying this cause I wanna write a fic where April and Casey senior prom is coming up #it didn’t make sense cause Casey would already be a graduate and most likely in college if he’s in a grade above April #I always got that vibe that he’s a year older than her #so I say he was held back so they can enjoy senior prom together #don’t know if I’ll finish writing it but it’s a cute idea of April wanting the turtles to experience prom too so she brings prom to them #fabtrash headcanons #tmnt headcanons #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #casey jones #tmnt casey jones #tmnt casey 2012 #april o'neil #tmnt april #tmnt april 2012

[xskyll]

Broke: The villains won.

Woke: Two lesbian angler fish overthrew God and dismantled seven monarchies.

#skylldraws #God is named Regina btw #I’m not even joking #anyway i made this to commemorate finishing Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch #It’s been a long time since i drew an illustration like this #It was really nice #i can honestly say i enjoyed every second of making this #For those unfamiliar with the show i promise their microphones are their tails #I’m not just being weird #In the show the marks on their foreheads don’t glow #(You honestly can barely ever see Mimi’s bc of her bangs) #But I thought it would be neat if they glowed since they’re angler fish #mermaid melody #mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch #mmppp #black beauty sisters #Mimi #Sheshe #Sheshe x Mimi

[apotelesmaa]

Norma is objectively one of the funniest psychonauts characters though. she immediately assumes this 10 year old is the mole taking down the psychonauts from the inside and decides the best way to gather information is to stalk his dad. Ruins ford and raz’s plan to defeat maligula by being a snitch. Helped save the day by fixing the problem she caused. Is now in hell because she was wrong and all the other kids make her fortnite dance and shout go snitch girl go. Her sister got all the cool genes and now she’s stuck being an insufferable nerd. Probably says “well actually” at least ten times a day. Beefing with a 10 year old. Let’s give it up for pathetic & annoying female characters (fond).

#psychonauts #i don’t even think her thinking raz was the mole was unreasonable tbh #like obviously the adults are like this 10 year old isn’t the snitch #but she’s close enough to his age to not see that as an excuse and also I feel like that just made her feel like she was #the only one who could do anything about it. #by virtue of being the main character raz was involved in a lot of shit that made him seem suspicious #like I do enjoy her a lot even if I don’t necessarily agree with a lot of the fanon interpretations of her character #& I would love to see her and raz be worsties one day #because yes raz is only ten but he absolutely contributes to their beef on purpose #it’s like one of those things where u can’t snitch on him for being an ass because he’s ten and you’re a teenager #& people are like ohh norma come on he’s just 10 stop beefing with a child that’s stupid #and behind their back raz is making faces at her #i think they have great potential for antagonistic sibling energy once they get to know each other #raz behaves normally around the rest of the jr agents specifically to gaslight norma into thinking she’s an idiot for beefing with a child. #lili & lizzie would also absolutely help with this #god esp because raz has endeared himself so much to all of the big name agents AND Truman zanotto #i need 2 play psychonauts 2 again I’m so normal about this game

[aroanthy]

thought about how touga only really looks sincerely irritated around nanami for too long. Died

#inconceivable to me to not be all !!!!!!!! in the presence of nanami #and yet. then i think about why he’s so >:( around her #like tormenting saionji is fun for him he enjoys that #and he finds utena deeply interesting in his horrible dehumanising way #but nanami? he fucking Hates her. and well it’s complicated but he doesn’t like being around her #and isn’t that just like !!!!!!! god!!!!!! #touga buddy!!!!! if you don’t like being around nanami maybe you should just not!!!! instead of making it her problem!!!!!!!! #gahhhhhhh #dais.txt

[linoguy]

twice’s stylists for jeongyeon drive me nuts but what’s new 🚬 I’ve made this post before but if they stopped trying to distract from or hide her weight they would realize that her weight actually doesn’t make her less attractive but More attractive and that by trying to hide it to begin with, they bring even more attention to it despite all their attempts, even though it’s not a bad thing to begin with

#the amount of fucking incredible outfits she could have with a NORMAL DRESS instead of weird ass waist ‘cinching’ skirt on every single #outfit to give off the idea of a waist #they act like her weight makes her inherently less feminine #she seems to enjoy different ways of expressing herself and I like that about her #I just wish all the outfits her stylists give her weren’t so fucking obvious that they’re trying to work against her weight instead of with #it << WHICH IS SO EASY BTW!!!! BC SHES LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL #I’m 🚶🏽‍♂️🚬 don’t mind me i just get so fucking pissed with kpop and it’s weight obsession #don’t even get me started on how they style changbin. he’s literally a sexy ass dude and they’re pouring cloth over him like hiding his #very form will distract from his weight #kpop I’ll kill youuuuuuuuuu #anyways.