#CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

[miquellah]

consuming this alongside beef cup noodle to see what happens to my digestive system

#txt #definitely a sipping soda. not for chugging.

[merpancake]

SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley spoilers #stardew valley 1.6 #the mayonnaise delights me not gonna lie #crack open a jar and chug it

[ppeuppeuppeu]

this was honestly so frickin HOT

#one piece #one piece live action #opla #opla zoro #opla cast #zoro #roronoa zoro #mackenyu #arata mackenyu #straw hat crew #whew #hot damn #the way he chugs and then throws the mug at the marine with that precision #chugging non existent alcohol #throw everything i support you

[carnivalwizard]

wizards see a swirling elixir and r like "anyone gonna chug this?" then get sent to the mirror dimension

#i need to. sleepe #jesting #wizardposting #wizard #wizardblr #wizardblogging #elixir #elixir chugging #mirror dimension #relatable #🤪

[faeriekit]

#i'm very pro danny accidentally adopts a whole bunch of talons previous installments

*

The next day, the body was back.

The green was gone from its eyes, but the awareness wasn't; it spent about an hour watching people go around outside Danny's apartment, which was new behavior. None of the corpses that shadowed him had shown any interest in garden-variety humans before. Now it sat at the window and watched families come home from school or head to their afternoon shifts.

That went into Danny's notes.

After that hour, it taught itself to flush the toilet repeatedly, rearranged the contents of Danny's half-assed linen closet (again) and then stood hovering over the safe where Danny had stashed the ectoplasm.

"...Okay," said Danny.

The dead body croaked. It was a new sound, but there was no context for it. Danny just kind of...wrote it down and hoped for the best.

The day after, Danny woke up at a very reasonable ten forty eight in the morning to find stray corpses feeding each other spoonfuls of ectoplasm in the kitchen.

At that point he kind of had to throw out the notes on how much each one was dosed with, because what the fuck.

"Really?!" Danny shouted, spooking the bodies into fleeing behind chairs and doors and back into his closet again. The only one that didn't flee was Danny's ringmaster corpse of the hour, of course. "You really couldn't wait??"

It stuck out a withered black tongue out at the mortician, who was, really, the victim in all of this. A victim to his parents' whims and a victim to the dead people who followed him around all the time.

This was how Danny found out that, when it doubt, the corpses could just tear through solid steel if they were motivated enough. The finger-marks were so deep and so embedded that they actually looked more like rough claws in the metal.

Great.

Danny ordered a new locking cage for the fridge on Prime and darted off to work. One of his regulars was on the table, though, so Danny just ended up doing what he would have at home— sewing up a gash in its neck and reattaching dead fingers back onto dead stumps.

On the third day, in which four of Danny's frequent fliers had learned from the first how to flush the toilet (and therefore raise the water bill immensely) Danny got a ring from a dark voice he (almost) recognized.

"Is he here?"

Danny squinted, jerking the phone further under his ear as he whipped up some scrambled eggs. The dead girl leaning over his shoulder leaned a little closer to watch the egg froth up. "Is who here? Who is this?"

"This is Batman. Is— the body requisitioned from your facility currently at your place of residence?"

Danny fully let go of the whisk. It landed haphazardly in the glass bowl he'd been stirring in. "What on Earth is a Batman?" he asked, incredulous.

"I visited your workplace previously."

Oh! "Yeah, the cop's friend. I remember now." Danny pulled the whisk out of the liquid eggs and held it out to the body. The unusually animate cadaver mostly prodded the whisk wires and paid no attention to him. "No one's here but me, though. Not that it's your business...?"

"And there are no non-living bodies currently in your apartment?"

Danny ignored the flushing noise in the other room. "I don't know, dude. They practically live in the walls at this point. Don't come over unless you have a warrant."

The call ended with a click.

His omelette turned out amazing, by the way. In case you were wondering.

On the fourth day, the ectoplasm was gone, because the corpses had apparently all taught each other how to lockpick the container in the fridge.

"Okay, some of that was meant to be my dinner. No more lotion at the funeral home now, okay? Now you all can be ashy forever. I'm so serious," Danny complained to the only visible dead person in the room.

The dead person held up a cracked egg. It was probably a gesture of peace, but now there was egg on his vinyl flooring to deal with. And. It wasn't exactly all that comforting in the end.

On the fifth day, Danny awoke to the sensation of a hand jamming itself through his neck until it punched into the mattress beneath him.

Fuck.

#dp x dc #I'm very pro Danny accidentally adopts a whole bunch of talons #could absolutely be an excuse for #talon!dick #talons #faer fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #death tw #well. the funeral industry anyway #medical tw #corpse tw #dead people #dcu crossover #the original post is free to a good home but I'm just chugging along here

[soranker]

some guy i saw at the funky bar...........

#one piece #roronoa zoro #OOPS WAIT surprise this is not trigun or wolfwood LMAOO #I DREW THIS AFTER WATCHING OPLA which i loved <3 that was my first foray into OP #and then afterwards i started getting a ton of anime zoro clips on my ig feed and found out HE IS ACTUALLY SOOOO FUNNY AND GOOFY???????? #LIKE HELLO??????? WHATS UP WITH THE COOL GUY ACT IN OPLA LMAOOO its wolfwood all over again #anyways im slowly (very slowly) chugging thru the anime ^_^ he's def my fav so far #im actually dressing up as him for halloween this year LOLOLL

[aattgcgga]

Latest chugging session

#bloated gut #bloating #chugging #funnel feeding #button popping

[fattyzadddy]

Liquid Calories are just the easiest to bulk. Just look at those instant results!!😜🍕💪🏼😋😍

#milk chug #chugging #bloated burps #belly burp #burp kink #gaining #bellies #belly boy #hot belly #muscle belly #muscle chub #bloated jock #bloated gut #bloated stomach #guts #big gut #big guy #feeling bloated #fatboy #bulky #fat #growing #gains #stuffed belly #big thighs #sexy belly #jock belly #fatty zaddy #so fat #getting fatter

[megamindsupremacy]

Why did we even make coffee Tim’s fanonized caffeine of choice. That asshole is chugging Monsters like any other self disrespecting teenager. He has a Monster wall in the titans tower common area that he uses to intimidate new recruits.

#mads posts #dc #batfam #Tim drake #red Robin #listen nobody of this generation chugs coffee it’s all energy drinks #let him energy drink like a civilized gen z if you must #containment breach

[rileyclaw]

turn on the lights, this cannot last forever

watching and dreaming promo

#i woke up and saw that trailer had dropped 5 minutes before i checked my phone. something out there needed me awake #the owl house #toh spoilers #watching and dreaming #toh season 3 #luz noceda #amity blight #hunter noceda #gus porter #willow park #the owl house spoilers #this episode is gonna fuck so HARDDDDD its ticking all my fav trope boxes so far from just 44 seconds of promo material omg #guys im sweating sm i sat down chugged a monster and didnt move a muscle until this was done. my demons #hdhfdhfgdjhgd guys!!!! im so unwell

[3chub3]

fat girls love their shakes!! craving them curves 😩😩❤️

#iwannablowup

#fatty getting fatter #feedee encouragement #obese belly #gaining weight #feedee piggy #getting bigger #belly gainer #fat belly #soft feedism #feedee belly #feedee girl #get me fatter #chubby #chugging #button popping #bloated gut #bloated stomach #bloatedtummy #stuffed feedee #feeding kink #looking for a feeder #piggy girl #fat girl #stuffed girl #stuffed stomach #stuffed piggy #weight gain teasing #gaining weight on purpose #wg encouragement #overfed

[dduane]

#Good Omens 2 #Good Omens #sorry the media won't play #it's Crowley chugging his coffee

[shitpostingkats]

I'm sorry I'm still not over Riz taking the High Fantasy Equivalent Of Speed except no one remembers he weighs 25 pounds soaking wet so instead of Calming The Hell Down like we all know in our heart of hearts Riz would do if he actually took properly dosed stimulants he just sprints through all 9 phases of hyperfocus and ascends to neurodivergent godhood and starts solving mysteries you've never heard of and then becomes paranoid that someone's gonna take his memories so he goes up to a pirate and asks them to tattoo his red string conspiracy board on his flesh

#also he's sixteen and on spring break in cancun #what. what do you think this pirate thought when a highschooler with pupils wider than god walked up and asked for a chest tat of NIGHT YOR #Riz's coffee chugging is an attempt to self medicate change my mind. you can't. #Riz fucking Gukgak #he sleeps with a sword. he sleeps for four hours a night. he offered to bite a guys eye out and shove it into his best friends skull. #he can't stop breaking into crime scenes. #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg date night with @heraxic designs......... they r refueling my wintersberg phase 😭😭😭

i think ethan would be a very emotional drunk

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #eveline re7 #rosemary winters #rose winters #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #wintersberg #they r in my head #i cant stop #karl doesnt even get buzzed he chugs all the beer and then pees it all out immediately because hes so stupid #ethan sips on his wine and slowly gets more and more wine drunk #karl trying to be romantic and buys ethan a expensive wine brand with all the tax money he got when he was a lord #ethan never even drinks it because its so expensive hes scared to #wintersberg gettng drunk together but karl just gets really loud and annoying and ethan gets really sappy and emotional #and then they both pass out on the couch together and sleep like rocks #drunk wintersberg is such a funny concept now that i think about it #because they would both be fueling each other and they would have such a fun time but it would be SO LOUD

[fandomsandfeminism]

I'm begging people to not be afraid of OTC pain meds.

OTC pain meds are not a devil’s bargain or a moral failing. They are a tool to reduce unneeded suffering. They do not destroy your organs if taken correctly, and there is no reward for the people who take the fewest pills in life.

Take what helps, and take it safely! If you have prescription meds or other health issues, always check for possible interactions/adverse effects. 

Edit: the upper limit for paracetamol/acetaminophen is actually more like 4g for most people! :)

#pain meds #ableism #pain management #some of yall are real catholic about pain #suffering isn't good for you #yeah dont chug a bottle of Tylenol #but if you read the labels and check with your other meds you are gonna be ok #better than ok actually because you wont be in as much pain

[xtwinkhimbo]

Do you have any pic before gaining?

Just a little comfort weight :-)

#exjock #extwink #chubgay #fatboy #fat belly #gaining #weight gain #chugging #fat #fatty