#Can’t drive

[hitthestankeyleg]

Thinking of Jon not knowing how to drive and Damian teaching him

He so has hit curbs

#jon kent #jonathan kent #can’t drive

[mindmythorns]

super inconvenient that the only foolproof way for me not to feel anxious is being drunk

#can’t drive #can’t get (responsibly) tattooed #and man I just wanna get tattooed by myself without being held back by my anxiety #and piercings!

[possible-cryptid]

UGH

#WHY CAN’T I DO ANYTHING #can’t get out of bed on time #can’t remember to feed the dogs on time #can’t finish a single chore in anything less than three hours #even if I do manage to finish evidently I never do it right #can’t drive #can’t get a job #can’t make money #can’t finish (or start for that matter) a single project I set out to do #can’t properly voice my own thoughts #can’t make a single phone call #can’t keep friends #can’t read books anymore apparently #the only thing I CAN do is go to school and I don’t even WANT to do that #I hate it here #cryptid rants

[tisorridalamor]

Legendary mangaka Arakawa Hiromu is forklift certified!

#if by certified you mean can drive a forklift lol #the peasant noble #fun talk tag #I also just learned there’s a short anime adaption. since I can’t find full translations of the manga hopefully I can watch that!

[be-all-my-sins-rememberd]

“Can we please go to target so I can get some Midol? It feels like someone is kicking my back. I’ve been trying to sleep so I don’t feel anything.”

“Maybe later. I have a headache.”

I have made you brownies, I have made you breakfast with bacon the way you like it, scrambled eggs the way you like it, toast cut in triangles and buttered, folded your paper towel the way you like it. I have cleaned this house over and over again. I have done so much and you can’t take me 3 minutes down the road to get feminine products and Midol?

#disabled #epilepsy #can’t drive

[hazellevessque]

Plan A: Have the responsible 24 year old drive

Plan B, because the 24 year old cannot currently drive: Have the 12 year old from NEW YORK drive

#It’s so funny to me #HE’S FROM NEW YORK HE CAN’T DRIVE #I mean at least he’s not from Florida #percy jackson #PJO tv #grover underwood #pjo #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians

[eric-sadahire]

Last night I was drunk so I took the train to go home

I've never driven a train before

#train #drunk #nevertheless #can’t drive #took the train #headed home #irony #humor #ontrack #going home #artoftheday #kunst #flomm #flommist #artwork #beercoaster #outsiderart #lowbrowart #painting #beermat #handpaintedbeercoaster #sadahirecoasters #perspective

[lilyrennifer]

WEi is coming to Chicago next month and I can’t go! 😭

#wei #I’m to poor #To far #Can’t drive #sad #chicago

[pleucas]

most feared duo in yokohama

#pleuart #pleucas #bsd #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai #skk #soukoku #chuuyas bike is so underrated and absurd #i know that it’s a very heartfelt and important gift but i see it as support for his descent into hedonism #if dazai can’t drive a car he sure as fuck can’t ride a bike or motorcycle #sorry for the inaccurate motorcycle anatomy #i had to make it so that a racing bike would fit two people :c #and apologies for the lack of horrific bright magenta #it just didn’t fit the color scheme 😔

[urgeforgoing]

breaking your arm (specifically your elbow) is not fun at all

#can’t work out #can’t wear tight long sleeves #can’t lift anything over 1lb #can’t drive #hate it here

[hansco2]

#driver #curb #relatable quotes #smh @ myself #smh #can’t drive

[starlightseraph]

so Idk if this is fandom lore, but while I used to watch and love House while it was airing, it wasn't until yesterday I really started looking into fandom and fanfic...but what's this all about RSL being the biggest Hilson hater, and Hugh Laurie being the biggest Hilson fan about??

basically it’s a running joke in the fandom about a bunch of interviews from during the show’s run in which rsl got super annoyed by anything that could, by any stretch of the imagination, imply hilson. and hugh laurie would always try to shut him up and very directly imply hilson.

from very early on in the show, hugh laurie said that he’d be fine with canon hilson as long as it was well written, and that he expected house to “go through” cameron, cuddy, and wilson if the show were to go on long enough.

rsl, on the other hand, started like a cat every time someone mentioned even the possibility of hilson, which i find hilarious considering it’s partially his fault.

these are the most famous examples:

there are many more examples, both of hugh laurie basically waving a pride flag (quite literally saying “romantic love”) and of robert sean leonard panicking, and then some more of them both being really weird about the whole thing (as in just being strange as people lol).

#the fucking puppy play bit in that one interview was absolutely unhinged #i’d add a picture but i can’t find it atm #hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr #rsl biggest hilson hater #i can’t decide if rsl is oblivious or wilfully homophobically ignorant or just an agent of chaos who loves driving the fandom insane #hilson #hugh laurie #robert sean leonard #rsl #house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #asks #the rare occasion i respond to an ask

[ryuuna]

i love the way you draw mother night so much its a blessing every time. thank you for extending my life span

Ty! she’s one of my fav comfort characters to draw so I’m very glad you enjoy my art of her :)

angry night wip as a treat (mostly for me)

#ryuunart #ryuunasks #pythice #nyx #hades game #relegated to posting old wips while I’m in arm pain purgatory #but also with how much she is mentioned in hades 2 it’s driving me crazy that we can’t see her yet aaaAAAAA #wip

[hikaaa-bi]

i know that everyone loves alice and i do too, but i think it’s time to recognize that she is absolute shit at coping with her lingering feelings for sam and as a result, is just making things harder for herself AND everyone around her

#like seriously girlypop is creepily invested in his love life #we can’t keep defending her #this is NOT healthy alice you’re just gonna drive people away from you #god i love when main characters are actually flawed #toxic even #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #magnus protocol #tmagp alice #alice dyer #rusty quill

[beas-mind]

ok, but imagine during the Titans finale after Kory supernovas and comes back down, she collapses and Dick catches her, and then that’s when he says “I thought I lost you” and kisses her.😭🫠😩😵‍💫

Not my art- via @Laurarts_23 on Twitter

#this fan art has been driving me insane since I saw it #the things that could of happened #i was robbed #i can’t take it anymore #dickkory #titans 2018 #fanart #nightwing #starfire #dc titans #titans

[suja-janee]

None of them can drive cars but Tomas said he drove a tractor once so they made the stupid decision of trusting him

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Ref. Thomas sanders

#haha get it cause he’s Tomas so I used a Tomas sanders pic… rip vine #fr though.. can ANY of them drive? #I genuinely don’t think any of them can #bi Han would try cause he refuses to be told he can’t #kuai is a law abiding citizen but gets dragged along on bi Hans crimes #Tomas just wants any opportunity to bond so he tags along #wait I take that back.. Kuai is a law abiding citizen until it comes to murder #he’s not immune to stabbing people #bi Han tests his patience every day every hour #tomas vrbada #bi-Han #kuai liang #mk smoke #sub zero #mk scorpion #Lin Kuei #vine reference #doodle #my art