I went to my grandparents’ house and Michael Cera was there. My dad gave me and Michael a motivational speech and while he was speaking I saw a montage of people doing yoga on a beach with The Rock.
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my dad just put on a jerma video and jerma said hi and my dad said "hi jerma!"
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My mom was trying to send my dad and I a list of things we had to do before guests arrived, but she was driving and autocorrect made all her words incomprehensible. The very last item on the list just said “piss 😎” and I woke myself up before I could respond.
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