#Dang okay this blew up

[night-waker]

"Evil corporate mascot Mickey Mouse" is such a boring and unfunny take imo. Why direct frustration and anger at Disney towards a literal cartoon character instead of the actual people in charge?

"Fed up toon icon Mickey Mouse who hates current Disney more than anyone else?" Much more funny and accurate to Mickey's character. Actively turns Disney's own mascot, and one of their most well-known and beloved characters, against them. Mickey Mouse says that pirating and buying fanmade merch is always morally okay. He's counting the seconds until he finally escapes into the public domain.

#Mickey Mouse #Mickey and Friends #Mickey Mouse and Friends #Mouseverse #Disney #Someone help him they've had him at gunpoint for decades #1K #2K #5K #Dang okay this blew up #Glad so many others feel the same way #10K #20K #Free the Mouse

[twice-inamillion]

First Date

Fluff (First Date, holding hands, first kiss)

Chapter 2

2,000 Words

(You go on a date with Minji after inviting her a few days before. You confirm your feelings and with a surprise at the end.)

It’s been a few days since you met Minji for the first time. You haven’t gotten her out of your mind and keep looking at the photo you took of her. After some thinking, you contemplate texting her, and you give it a shot, “Hey, it’s me. I want to ask you if you are free sometime this week. I want to ask you on a date, maybe lunch or dinner?” You click send and hope for her reply. 

You wait for an hour, the evening, and no reply. You tell yourself, “She must be busy with her group. She’ll text me when she’s free.”

A day passes, and there is no response; you can’t help but feel a bit disappointed, but you have too many things going on yourself, so you try to keep yourself busy. 

A few days pass, and you are currently at the gym with one of your friends from school. “Hey, you seem distracted, what’s up?”

“No, I’m fine.”

“You sure? You’re not yourself. Look at you; you’re running and lifting less than usual. That’s not you, bro.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. I’ve been distracted.”

“Tell me. If it's something I can help you with, I don’t mind giving you some free advice.”

“Haha, you know that advice should be free; you don’t charge someone for it.”

“I mean, you’re not going to pay me per se; you just need to pay for dinner.”

“Ohh, then something from the convenience store, then.

“Don’t be like that; how about some fried chicken or some meat?”

“Okay, okay, I’ll think about it.”

You tell your friend about Minji, how you met, and the text message you sent her. “Dang, bro. She’s cute. I mean, there are three options: either she’s busy, bad at texting like my girl, or ignoring you.”

“I hope she’s just busy. I think she’s cute, and I really want to get to know her better. Hopefully, I didn’t come off too strong and scare her.”

“Hey, don’t worry about it too much. If she blew you off, my girlfriend has a single friend. Maybe I should introduce you to her.”

“Nah, I’m good.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah.”

“Alright, don’t say I never help. Let’s hope she’s busy and forgot to text you back.”

“Yeah…”

The two of you continue your workout for another hour. After finishing, you go to the shower and change into different clothes. You gather your things in a rush after noticing you’ll be late for class, “Hey, bro! You dropped your phone.” You don’t seem to hear him as you leave the changing room in a rush.

“Hmm… there’s a few messages.”

He looks at your phone and sees it’s from Minji. He runs out of the changing room and tries to catch up to you when he notices her calling your phone. He answers your phone, “Hey.”

“Sorry to call you this early, I’ve wanted to…”

“Haha, sorry. He forgot his phone at the gym. I’m trying to catch up to him; just give me a bit. Oh, I’m his friend, Jin, by the way.”

Minji can hear Jin running and panting as he runs as fast as possible to catch up to you. “Dude, wait up.”

You turn your head and see Jin running frantically towards you, “What’s up?”

“Phone… here, it's her. Your girlfriend” passing you the phone.

“Hello, Minji?”

“Hey, sorry I haven’t replied back. I was really busy with practice.”

“Haha, it’s fine. I’ve been busy myself with class.”

“Oh… so that means you’re not free today?”

“No, I’m free. I have two classes today, but I’m free after 4 pm.”

“Oh, that works. Where do you want to meet?”

“Hmm… are you up for some Fried Chicken?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay, there is a place near the company building. I’ll send you the directions and see you at 5 pm.”

“Okay, sounds good. See you then.”

After your class, you rush back to your apartment and tidy up, shower, and get changed for your date with Minji. You debate what to wear since it's been a while since you had a date, and you really want to impress Minji. After much debate, you decide what to wear, do your hair, and go to the restaurant to meet her. 

You arrive at the restaurant, find a seat, and wait for her to arrive. You text your friend and tell him how nervous you are, and he wishes you luck.

Suddenly, you hear the door chime go off and see Minji looking for you. You wave your hand, which catches her attention, and she walks toward you. You stand and pull the chair for her, “Did I make you wait long?”

“No, I just got her about five minutes ago.”

“Oh, okay, I was afraid I was going to be a bit late.”

“Haha, no. You made it just on time.”

She smiles and places her phone on the table before picking up the menu. “I come here a lot since it's close to the company; they really have some good chicken.”

“Oh, if that’s the case, then I’ll leave the ordering to you,” giving her a smile.

“Okay, but don’t be upset if you don’t like it.”

“If you ordered, then I know it's going to be good.”

“Haha, okay,” she blushes. She calls over the waiter and places two orders of fried chicken and two cold sodas. 

“Sorry for leaving you on read; I didn’t mean to.”

“It’s okay; I assumed you were busy. I’m happy you messaged me back, though.”

“I kept looking at your message, and when the manager said that we had time off, the first thing I did was message you.”

“Oh, so that means you were thinking of me.”

Minji gets red by the way you phrased it and tries to play it off, “Haha, no, well… I didn’t want to be rude.”

“Well… you’re here, that’s all that matters. Also, you look beautiful, by the way.”

“Ehh…” Minji’s ears turn hot red, getting caught off guard by the sudden comment.”

The waiter arrives with a platter of food and drinks. “You two look like a lovely couple,” she says as she places the food on the table.

Minji is startled and says, “Oh, we’re not a couple, just friends.” 

“Haha, she’s not my girlfriend yet,” she said with a smile.

“Aww, what a daring guy. I wish my boyfriend was like that when he asked me out. Took it a while.” She looked at Minji and leaned towards her, “He's pretty hot; you two should date,” and walked away, grinning.

“Omg, that was so embarrassing. So sorry for that; she likes to tease.”

“Oh, it’s fine. I only said the truth.”

Minji bites her lip and turns her face to the side, avoiding her embarrassed expression.

You grab a piece of chicken and take a bite, “Hmmm, it's good. You weren’t lying when you said the chicken was good.”

Relieved that you changed the conversation, she replies, “See, I told you. My members and I come here often because it’s good and the price is reasonable.”

The two of you continued with small talk on what you had been doing the past week. So far, the vibe between you two is great; she laughs at your jokes, and you listen to what she says and even give some input. You could tell that she was enjoying the date and hoped to ask her for another one. You can’t help but admire her beauty, personality, and how she makes you feel. You know that she’s the one you’ve been searching for.

“My members said that you seem like….” she stops mid-sentence when she tilts towards you, extending her arm and placing her thumb on your lip, “Sorry, you had some sauce on your face.”

You feel embarrassed and try to say something but suddenly react to the flash from the window. Four girls are standing in front of the restaurant window with their phones out. “Oppa, I’m so sorry. Those are my members; they must have followed me. Let me talk to them,” she said as she stood, making the four girls run away in laughter.

You yourself can’t help but laugh at the situation and say, “Hahaha, don’t worry about it. My friends are the same way. All they are going to do is tease; just don’t be too hard on them.”

“Watch, just wait until I get home,” frowning at the members that ran across the street. 

After calming down, the two of you continue to eat and decide to grab some dessert. “Want to split the bill?”

“Actually, let me pay. I invited you on the date.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah, if anything, you can spot the dessert.” 

“Okay, sounds good.”

You call for the waiter, pay for the bill, and head out for a short walk before grabbing the dessert. As you two walk down the street, try to walk as close to her as possible and eye her hand. You see it swaying back and forth from the side of your eye and make a daring choice. You slowly interlock hands and see her reaction. Luckily, she doesn’t reject it and instead turns her head away from you, but she notices that her ears are turning red. The two of you walk in silence and enjoy the scene until Minji stops in front of an ice cream shop. 

“Ice cream.”

“You want to get some ice cream?”

“Yes, ice cream,” and pulls you into the shop.

“Chocolate?”

“Yea…”

“Can I have two orders of chocolate?” turning your head and signaling two with your fingers.

“Can it be two scoops for both?”

The both of you enjoy your ice cream and see how much she enjoys every scoop. The way she smiles and squints her eyes makes your heart flutter.

“Cute”

“Wha? What you say?”

“I said cute.”

“Nooo, why?”

“You look cute when you eat the ice cream.” 

“Nooo, stop. You’re going to make me blush again.”

“Haha. Kim Minji is cute. Cute when she eats her ice cream, just like a little teddy bear.”

She covers her face with her hands, “Haha, stop. You’re going to make me cry.”

“Okay, I’ll stop. I’ll just eat your ice cream since I’m done with mine.”

You try to grab a scoop of her ice cream when she says, “No! Mine!” Her reaction makes you burst into laughter. “Haha, haha, see, you’re only proving me right.”

“Meanie,” pouting and crossing her arms.

“Okay, okay. I’ll stop. For real this time.”

“Okay. Promise?”

“Promise.”

—————

“Thank you for inviting me out on a date; I really enjoyed it.”

“Would you be open for another date?”

“Hmm… Yeah… I’ll really like that,” with a gummy smile.

“Should I text you?”

“I’ll text you.”

“Okay. I’ll see you then.”

“Hmm, okay…” She waves you goodbye and walks towards the entrance of her building. You wave goodbye and start walking when you hear, “Oppa!” You turn around and see Minji behind you, “Hey.” 

Suddenly, she walks closer to you, gets on her tippy toes, and kisses you on the cheek. “Thanks for the date” she smiles and speeds back to the entrance of the building and goes inside. 

*Minji inserts the passcode to her dorm and sees her younger members on the living room couch, watching television and eating snacks. They all turn to look at Minji who is smiling from the kiss when she hears the members sing, “Minji unnie has a boyfriend, Minji has a boyfriend” in sync. 

“Yah! Come here!” as she grabs her shoe and holds it up in the air, making the members run around the living room, trying to avoid being smacked by Minji.  

#newjeans fluff #newjeans minji #minji fluff #minji #minji x reader #kim minji #nwjns minji #minji new jeans #kpop reader #kpop x reader #kpop fluff #kpop #idol x reader #idol fluff #TM Smut #reader x minji

[carousel-crows]

15. "No, I won the bet, you have to do it."

yes. Doomsday, ily (platonic and respectful)

Prompt #15: "No, I won the bet, you have to do it."

———

Mav was so sure that he was going to win. And honestly, it was laughable. 

———

The bet was very straightforward: Ice and Mav against Slider and Goose. A game of beach volleyball. Whoever gets to 20 first wins. The losers´ punishment would be revealed after the game. 

At this point, they were tied. They were all sweaty and panting. And it was very hard to focus. 

Ice looked stunning. Playing shirtless, wearing only shorts that really showed off his ass. His tanned skin was glistening in the sun, aviators blocking out the sun. His hair was like spun gold. 

The volley had started while Mav was admiring his teammate. He didn't notice until the ball dropped into the sand front of him. Goose and Slider cheered, high fiving and mocking Ice and Mav, who blushed furiously.

“Mav, are you okay? You look a little dazed. And flushed.”

“Yeah, Ice. Just tired.”

Ice didn't seem to hear him. “Sit down, I’ll bring you a water.”

Mav started to argue, but was silenced by a look from Ice. “Nope. sit your ass down. I wasn't requesting.” Ice sounded stern, but there was not bite behind it.

So Mav sat down where he was in the warm sand. The sun was starting to set, coloring everything golden. It was peaceful and comforting in a way.

“Mav?” Mav scowled at Goose, who laughed. “Oh, man. You blew it.”

———

“Y'all lost.” Slider’s singsong tortured Ice. His friend and RIO loved to beat the ever-competitive Iceman. Ice just glared and grabbed four water bottles. 

“If you try to set Mav and I up, I'm going to lock you and Goose in a broom closet for a week.”

Slider blushed, but persisted. “It'll be fine. I promise it's nothing too bad.”

Tom threw a water at Ron, then laughed when he got smacked in the face. The bottles were cold from sitting in the cooler all afternoon. Most of the ice cubes had melted, but the water was still refreshing. He opened his, took a drink, then trotted over to Pete, who was still sitting on the sandy court. Goose was sitting with him, and they seemed to just be watching the sunset.

He looked so peaceful.

He tossed a water to Nick before plopping himself down next to Pete to hand him his. 

“Thank you, Tom.”

“Anytime.”

Slider sauntered over, evil smirk on his face. Oh no.

“Alright, losers. Ready for the punishment?”

Mav groaned. “Just get it over with.”

Goose chuckles. “Tell the poor sops their cost.”

“Y'all have to bunk for a month.”

Ice shot a death glare at Ron. “That's against the rules, though.”

Goose tsked. “Not true.”

“What do you mean?” Mav sounded worried.

“We cleared it with Viper.” The son of a bitch.

Ice steeled himself for the next month.

———

“Goose, please. I can't do it.”

“No, I won the bet, you have to do it."

“But I’ll die of embarrassment. He's too pretty.”

“Oh my god, do not start confessing your love of him to me. Just tell the bastard you love him and make out or some shit.¨

¨Make out with who?¨ Mav had never wanted to hear Tom´s lovely voice less.

¨No one! Don't worry about it!¨

Tom´s face went from curious to collected in a millisecond. ¨Need help with that box?¨

Mav tried to hide his embarrassment with a cocky grin. ¨Nah, hotshot. Show me the way home.¨

Oh god, why did he say that?

Tom only froze for a moment before turning on his heel. ¨Bunks are this way.¨

Mav scrambled to his feet, grabbed the box, and followed. He only turned to plead with Goose, but that quickly died when he saw Nick barely stifling laughter. 

———

The switch was surprisingly seamless. Pete and Tom adjustled way quicker than expected. They actually started to talk to each other. Soon they were living in sync, knowing each other’s schedule by heart.

They never switched back.

Goose and Mav sat on Goose's bunk, chatting. “Mav, how ya doing with Mr. Perfect?”

“Oh, Tom? He's the best. We went out for drinks together last night, and he let me give him a ride on the bike. He's so cool, Nick.”

“Dang, he must really love you if he got on the death trap.”

Mav froze. “What?”

“I said, he's gotta love you if he went anywhere near your bike.”

“You think he loves me back?”

“Ice? Of course he does. Even a blind man could see that. Sli tells me that you're basically all he talks about. At first it was complaining, now it's practically a proposal.”

Little did they know that Tom was walking past at that exact moment. He stilled by the door, listening. 

“Ice is too good for me. Charlie was. Ice, he's so much better than I am. Not just as a pilot — as a person, too. Besides, he's probably going steady with some good looking chick. I don't think he's into guys.”

Ice almost stomped in at that. He listened to Goose anyway.

“Mav, I'm telling you this once, so listen up: You aren't a bad pilot because you're dangerous. You're not a bad person because you don't know how to express your emotions. And I know for a fact that Iceman isn't going steady with anyone, but he wants you. He is head over heels in love with you.”

“I don't know—”

Ice cracks and turns into the room. “He's right. I am so desperately in love with you, Pete Mitchell.”

Maverick sits, frozen in place. Ice crosses the room in two strides and grabs Mav’s hand. “I love you, Maverick.”

Pete snaps out of his stupor and smiles softly. “You do?” He stares at Ice, eyes searching.

“Come with me.” And he does.

———

He takes Mav down to the beach. The same one that the bet had been made and lost. The bet that brought them together, whether they wanted it or not. They sit in the sand, letting the saltwater chill their now-bare feet, watching the sun dip below the horizon. Mav sat in between Tom’s legs, leaning against his chest.

“Ice?” 

“Hmm?”

“Do you really love me?”

Tom scoffed and pressed a kiss to his hair. “Of course I do.”

“Are you sure?” He turned to see Ice better, who was admiring how the fading light enhanced Pete's features. “Because of you aren't sure—”

Ice silenced him with a gentle, chaste kiss. Mav melted almost immediately. The world seemed to stop. Languid, quiet, soft. Ice smiled into the kiss.

After an eternity, they were forced back into the world where oxygen was required. Tom studied him lovingly. The way his green eyes glittered, how his crooked smile softened to something more genuine.

“I guess losing did help, for once.” Tom chuckled.

“Pete laughed. “Not that we'll ever tell them that.”

“Oh, never. Slider can barely fit into his helmet as it is. He doesn't need a bigger head.”

“Ain't that the truth.”

“Just as true as my love for you, Darling.”

Maverick would not admit his love for the nickname until many years later in his wedding vows.

———

as always, make sure y'all drink some water and sleep! love y'all

#icemav #tom iceman kazansky x pete maverick mitchell #iceman x maverick #maverick x iceman #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #top gun 1986

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

okay i cannot wait for the next episode to be honest, because dang is it going to be sad, i just know it

because im thinking itll be like, sun listen to the recording and hes just like "so he let a lunatic who killed people live, but himself to die"

"well, i havent killed anyone in a while for one, two i have changed. moon is not dead, either"

"yeah yeah, keep telling yourself that. that is not my moon either, he has no memories any more, and is basically not even the same person"

"i may not know who any of you are, but im still right here"

"i dont care. computer, does he have any memory backups??"

"yes, but he thought of storing them with the other half, and all of their files were deleted when kill code took over"

"great, great great great, ****ing great! *answers a call* WHAT IS IT MONTGOMERY"

"hes dead"

"if by moon, i know that!"

"hes dead too?! no wonder he didnt pick up the calls. great two of my best friends are dead"

"what do you mean?? who else is dead??"

"wait, is that what that ringing was??"

"lunar, eclipse blew him up"

"really?? whatever! i dont care about that right now, my brother is dead now!"

"he is not dead, just lost his memories"

"same thing basically! he doesnt remember anything, hes basically back to how he was when he was created!"

"what do you mean you don't care?! lunars dead!!"

"he was my brother for like 4 months, ive known moon all my life!! i do not care if he's dead right now!!"

"sun i think you need to calm down..."

"calm down!? my brother is practically dead!! and my other one is fully dead!! i cant just calm down!"

or something like that. watch me be right by friday, i will scream and cry if it is

#sun and moon show #sams spoilers #not incorrect quotes

[mariana-oconnor]

The Red Circle pt 2

A woman in hiding, a man who uses the most long-winded communication method ever, and apparently danger.

There, dimly outlined at the top window, I could see the shadow of a head, a woman's head, gazing tensely, rigidly, out into the night, waiting with breathless suspense for the renewal of that interrupted message.

The last word you saw was 'danger' and then it was cut off mysteriously. Why are you staring out the window still? Hide! Run! Do something.

“Why, Gregson!” said my companion as he shook hands with the Scotland Yard detective. “Journeys end with lovers' meetings. What brings you here?”

Hi Gregson!

That's a strange way to greet a police officer. Okay then.

“I am on the trail of my life now, Mr. Holmes,” said he. “If I can get Gorgiano—” “What! Gorgiano of the Red Circle?”

And the title becomes clear.

“But we have no warrant for his arrest.” “He is in unoccupied premises under suspicious circumstances,” said Gregson. “That is good enough for the moment."

I don't know much about the Pinkerton agency. But I feel like when a Pinkerton is being more law abiding than you, that's probably a warning sign. Gregson. No.

Our official detectives may blunder in the matter of intelligence, but never in that of courage.

Oh fuck off. They're arresting a man with no evidence. But also - drag them, Watson.

Gregson climbed the stair to arrest this desperate murderer with the same absolutely quiet and businesslike bearing with which he would have ascended the official staircase of Scotland Yard. The Pinkerton man had tried to push past him, but Gregson had firmly elbowed him back.

"businesslike"??!

I don't think that word means what you think it means, Watson. He elbowed the guy on the stairs. What the fuck businesslike behaviour is that.

This is all nonsense.

Not that this matters, the guy's not going to be there anyway. He's dead or gone, one or the other. He was cut off in the middle of the word 'danger'. There are a lot of context clues here.

On the deal boards of the carpetless floor there was outlined a fresh track of blood.

See what I mean?

His knees were drawn up, his hands thrown out in agony, and from the centre of his broad, brown, upturned throat there projected the white haft of a knife driven blade-deep into his body.

For a second there I thought he was just injured. But no. He dead

Holmes had stepped across, had lit the candle, and was passing it backward and forward across the window-panes. Then he peered into the darkness, blew the candle out, and threw it on the floor.

Alright, if he said anything longer than maybe 3 letters, and all of those in the first third of the alphabet, I'm calling bullshit on this. Because there was not near enough of Gregson and the Pinkerton guy going 'what are you doing? Are you signalling? What are you saying?' for him to have had the time to say anything worth saying.

“Perhaps not. That is why I thought it best to summon this lady to your aid.”

The word for come in Italian starts with a V. There is no. way. The other three just stood there while Holmes flashed that candle 22 times and then some more in order to instruct the lady to come to them. Nope. No way. Also, how much of a fucking idiot is she to see "Danger Dang-" then nothing for ages, then see an instruction to leave her hiding place and come here and actually come?

She is so lucky it was Holmes sending that message. They communicated the code in the newspaper. It wasn't even a difficult code to begin with. She had very real reason to suspect that Gorgiano was in trouble and yet...

She's a muppet.

“You have killed him!” she muttered. “Oh, Dio mio, you have killed him!” Then I heard a sudden sharp intake of her breath, and she sprang into the air with a cry of joy.

So she was a prisoner? But then... that just raises more questions.

“But where, then, is Gennaro?” she asked. “He is my husband, Gennaro Lucca. I am Emilia Lucca, and we are both from New York. Where is Gennaro? He called me this moment from this window, and I ran with all my speed.”

“Your cipher was not difficult, madam. Your presence here was desirable. I knew that I had only to flash ‘Vieni’ and you would surely come.”

No, you didn't. That's 59 flashes. He did not have enough time to make 59 flashes with breaks between words. That's not a thing that happened.

Also, the only reason she came was because she's an idiot.

The beautiful Italian looked with awe at my companion.

Oh, no. She's actually an idiot. She actually thought uncoded messages in newspapers and the most rudimentary code were things that no one could possibly work out.

Wow.

OK.

"My splendid, beautiful Gennaro, who has guarded me safe from all harm, he did it, with his own strong hand he killed the monster!"

And now she's implicating her husband in a murder in front of a police officer.

"You understand, madam, that your husband will be arrested and tried for the death of the man who lies before us? What you say may be used in evidence."

Genuinely don't think she did know that. She does not strike me as a person who can handle thinking of anything more than a couple of seconds in advance.

"Gennaro was in my father's employment, and I came to love him, as any woman must."

I don't know if she means in general that any woman must come to love a man (ugh) or if she means that any woman would have come to love Gennaro (ah, the delusions of love).

"My poor Gennaro, in his wild and fiery days, when all the world seemed against him and his mind was driven half mad by the injustices of life, had joined a Neapolitan society, the Red Circle, which was allied to the old Carbonari. The oaths and secrets of this brotherhood were frightful, but once within its rule no escape was possible."

Did your dad maybe know about this before he tried to stop you marrying him? Because I feel like maybe he knew. Or maybe he was just a snob. But given your inability to have any sense of self-preservation, I feel like maybe your dad knew.

"One night his secret came out. I had awakened what he called ‘love’ within him—the love of a brute—a savage. Gennaro had not yet returned when he came. He pushed his way in, seized me in his mighty arms, hugged me in his bear's embrace, covered me with kisses, and implored me to come away with him."

"But once as I looked through my window, I saw two Italians watching the house, and I understood that in some way Gorgiano had found our retreat."

If the same thought and effort were put into covering his tracks as Gennaro put into communication methods, then I'm really not surprised.

But I guess it all ended up alright in the end.

And Holmes and Watson are going to listen to some Wagner.

Good for them.

#Letters from Watson #The Red Circle #Sherlock Holmes #long post

[danpuff-ao3]

2022 Standouts - Yet Another Rec List

Okay, LISTEN. There was lots of greatness to be had in 2022. This is not my fault. This is all of your faults. This is what you all get for having so much talent and passion for fandom!! Some of us are overly excitable and chatty and can't shut up!!

In fairness, one can never spread too much goodness and positivity. If I talk about the same fics, the same creators, and make new lists every other day, it's all born out of love and appreciation, which the world could use plenty of! And with that said, these are all my own opinions and preferences so please keep that in mind!

So...here we go?? Should I do a Top 22???? That seems fitting.

1.) Post Mortem [fic, Snarry, E, 17k] by @inarticulateimbecile. I'm still dying over how fabulous this is. The characterizations, the dynamic, the descriptions...chef's kiss, truly. This might be one of my new favorites. (Also this Snarry art they did as a runner up, though all of their art just does things to me.) (I really would have thought art would have been their mention on this list, but no, they had to go be a great writer, as well!! Rude of them, really.)

2.) Slipping [fic, Snarry, 11k] by @bluesundaycake are you kidding me???? This is fabulous. Gritty postwar story that is too real with our hero, Harry, not "living up" to his potential, and not having the happily ever after he so deserves with a bittersweet, hopeful ending. Just lovely.

3.) The Lover and the Boytoy [fic, Drucius, Snaco, Draco/Snape/Lucius, E, 10k] by @fleetingdesires. Why the heck are my friends so talented?? This is offensive. And like...I clicked it for the Malfoycest?? And I left with Snucius feels?? What the heck. Just ??? Brain melted, all I can say.

4.) Clip, Ravel, Cleave [fic, Andromeda/Bellatrix, Andromeda/Ted, E, 15k] by @vdoshu. It was hard to narrow it down to one doshu work because wow they've done the dang thing this year!!!! So much great variety, but this one really blew me away. However toxic and dark the sisters' relationship was, I was rooting for them and heartbroken for them. What a beautiful, dark, sad story.

5.) Wind and Cardamom [podfic, Angelina/Hermione, G, 5 minutes] by JocundaSykes (fic by Arsenic). All of Joc's podfics are truly so, so good. Her voice work is always amazing and I easily can (and have!) listened to her read all day. Nothing like having a good fic read to you while doing chores, let me tell you!

6.) Lover's Flight [poem, Snarry, T, 200] by PinaNaponi (@vulnerasanenturmyprince.) My dear Nina is another case of "stupidly talented friends" and "hard to narrow down", but since I've waxed poetic about some of her other works recently, and in other lists, I figured I'd shed some light on this lovely thing. It's an adaptation of Goethe's "Elf King."

7.) Compulsory Figures [fic, Snarry, 6] by @liladiurne. Listen, my lovely Lila has arguably "better" works, and more "literary" works, but...her smut speaks to me, okay? I read this and was like "Ooooh, Lila can be FILTHY." I'm obsessed with it. Even back when it was just an idea and she was brainstorming it, I was obsessed. In fact, I was grocery shopping with my partner and being useless because I couldn't stay away from our DMs talking about said idea! Then she actually wrote and posted the dang thing and !!!! Obsessed.

8.) Some morning cuddles and coffee [art, Linny] by @luendland. Lu's snarry art is great, but they also do other ships (and characters) too and equally as lovely!! This Linny one speaks to my heart. It's so warm and lovely and gives me all the feels. I do digging for it to fawn over fairly often!

9.) Alphard's Favourite [fic, Sirius/Peter, Sirius/Alphard, M, 4k] by @thistlecatfics. Another top tier fic from Blackcest Fest! Not a ship I ever had interest in but oh gosh. The complicated characterization of Peter, the screwy interactions between him and Sirius, the way Sirius acts out as a way of dealing with trauma. It's such difficult subject matter treated in such a realistic manner. Not "good", not "easy", not "romantic", just that gritty, awful realness of how trauma impacts us, and how we don't always handle it in perfect, ideal ways.

10.) Untitled Harrymort Art [art, Harrymort] by @mrviran. I have no words. This isn't even my ship. But good golly is this spicy hot!! The corset! The sweat! Voldemort's smug, amused, mischievous little grin! Those red eyes and the red string!!!! Wooooo boy.

11.) Death and the Snarry [art, Snarry] by @necromanticnoir. This is another case of "I expected one thing from this creator, but my top choice for them is another??" Great writer is Noir, but also artist???? Multi-talented folk are killing me, I stg. And like...I need more Snarry versions of Klimt works, truly. So gorgeous!

12.) even the stars admire you [art, Snarry] by @acydpop. Speaking of Snarry versions of Klimt, THIS GORGEOUS THING. I'm so obsessed. Look at those colors!! Look at that embrace!!! Oh geez, I'm having feelings.

13.) Tom Riddle: interview with @phantomato [podcast] by @fanficmaverickpodcast. ChaosBlue is a great host and listening to writer interviews is always such a treat! And hearing what Phantomato had to say here was super fascinating, and made me much more intrigued by the Tom Riddle/Voldemort character!

14.) Snape's Hungry for a Snaco...[podcast, Snaco] by @careofmagicalshippers. Every episode of this podcast is great. Megs and Nathan are charismatic, hilarious, passionate hosts and listening to them chat is always such a fun time. Even guest episodes, even when Megs or Nathan is out, they have such interesting people to talk to and such interesting ships to talk about. This Snaco episode in particular spoke to me! (Especially since they went into it intending to cover Snack, but moved onto Snaco fairly quickly...I don't blame them!)

15.) When the Rose and the Fire Are One [ficbinding, Snarry] by @witchyficbindery. The fic by perverse_idyll is just stunning, as all of her works are! I believe earlier this year I was chatting about how I'd love to have fics on my shelf and what I imagined they might look like. And I thought "this fic would have to be STUNNING, just visually stunning." And midway through this year, I saw this post about an actual ficbinding of this fic! And...I was correct. And completely blown away. This cover is more gorgeous than I could have imagined. All of witchyficbindery's bindings are so, so outstanding. I can't imagine how they do it! But this one is the clear standout to me.

16.) 22 femslash recs from 22 years [rec list] by @consistentsquash. Squash always has the best recs, I stg!! Writer crushes I've had, but reccer crushes?? Such good taste, and always such good things to say. And this list especially is great with lots of gems for wlw content!

17.) Traid/Threesome recs [rec list] by @sitp-recs. Liv is a Queen Reccer, truly! This one is especially nice with options for Drarry+ ships, and non-Drarry ships, and a few bonus moresome fics! Lots of good stuff on this list, and more for me to check out! (RIP my TBR, fr.)

18.) The Bravest Man [fan-comic, Snarry, T] by @ac1d6urn. Acid is such a very skilled creator, both as a writer and an artist! The story, the characterizations, the art...all so stunning and perfect!

19.) Snitches and Songs [fic, Snarry, E, 50k] by @lizzy0305. When I tell you how PUMPED I was to see when this story was posted. Lizzy fic? Check. Severus sings? Color me intrigued. 'Magical tattoos'? Sign me UP. Then...I spent ages waiting to read it because I'm weird and like to "save" things that I know are going to be good. And I was right to save it! (Also: I should have read it sooner!) (Please don't expect my brain to do logic, because it will not.) What a gorgeous and enjoyable love story this was! My plan is to give this one a reread soon, actually; with luck, in January! (And I'll have the time and energy to do so!)

20.) A Life Worth Remembering [Snarco, E, 22k] by @writcraft. When Writ first reached out to me, I had to be like "okay, self, be cool. Don't fangirl and scare them off, okay?" Turns out, Writ is a lovely human and hearing they were coming back to Snarry had me just plain ecstatic!! And while Snarco isn't always my jam, I did know how invested they were in writing it, and couldn't resist checking it out! And I'm so glad I did!! One, because Writ's work is always fantastic. Two, because...I was sold on Snarco???? Maybe???? Or as close as I get to being sold. Geez Louise. It's such an interesting tale of de-aged Snape, the memories he lost, the established Drarry, and how they all come together. Their dynamic as a triad, and the individual pairs that make it up (Drarry, Snarry, and Snaco), and the individual people are all so lovely and well done!!

21.) Obedience Lessons [Snarry, E, 7k] by @likelightinglass. Um, how many times have I read this story this year? Too many, probably. (Is there such a thing as too many? Who knows.) ANYWAY. A/B/O with Alpha Harry and Omega Snape???? Yes please and thank you. All the kink and spiciness that I love. 100% did it for me (multiple times.)

22.) The Afterlight [Snarry, E, WIP] by @perverse-idyll. Good golly. Can I tell you how overjoyed I was when PI first posted this???? New PI Snarry???? All of my hopes and dreams coming true, awesome. And it's only 4 chapters in (out of ????) and so far, so GREAT. Postwar, death themes, gritty realism, A+++ characterizations, dark and spicy Snarry dynamic!!!! I don't often read WIPs (my patience is nonexistent, and not knowing how things end is bad for my anxiety (let's please not talk about my undying love and need of spoilers)), but this is totally worth it. I'll wait forever and a day for this fic if I have to. PI has been among my favorite authors for YEARS and for good reason. Characterization and relationships always so on point and exactly what I want and need. Not to mention gorgeous, stunning, unforgettable prose. The words that strike right through the heart, and burrow in to live there forever. Genuinely, PI's work is always stellar, and I already feel in my bones this will be a favorite. It's already the WIP I most look forward to update emails for! (Not that I have many, in fairness.) (Again, I generally steer clear of WIPs; no offense WIP writers. It's for my own good, I swear!) Side note: PI is another excellent human who I so appreciate knowing. Thanks for always taking time to listen to my babbling, especially knowing how busy you always are!

#danpuff recs #2022 fandom #fic recs #art recs #podfic recs #podcast recs #ficbinding recs #poetry recs #rec list recs

[gladumfdoodles]

okay so i might be a bit late for the prompt thing but i shall throw two at you anyway (i might use these for myself later too sakjdfhas)

the s7 sewer cats as actual cats

and a jellie being some from of eldritch creature :)

i decided to go with the second prompt because I was already rotating an idea like that in my mind before I asked for prompts aksnoansksnaj

word count: 976

characters: scar and jellie

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Scar winced as he stood up, his back aching from being bent over for so long. He brushed the chalk off of his hands as he examined his handiwork, a rune circle traced neatly in the middle of his living room floor, the rug that normally sat there discarded in a pile off to the side. He flipped a few pages in his book, then nodded to himself, satisfied.

“That should do it, I think.” One by one, he laid out five candles, half used, in a pentagram shape along the edge of the circle, then lit each individual one with a quick fire spell that any young witch could show off proudly. With that step done, he turned back to his book to read out the incantation written within it.

“Alright, here goes nothing!” He declared to the empty room. “𝙹 ↸ᒷ⍊𝙹⚍∷ᒷ∷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ𝙹⚍ꖎᓭ, 𝙹 ↸╎⍊╎リᒷ ↸ᒷᒲ𝙹リ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ↸ᒷ!¡ℸ ̣ ⍑ᓭ, 𝙹 ⊣∷ᒷᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ⍑ᔑ!¡ᒷᓭ⍑╎⎓ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷, ╎ ᓭ⚍ᒲᒲ𝙹リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ℸ ̣ ⍑|| ℸ ̣ ∷⚍ᒷ リᔑᒲᒷ, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ||ᒷ ᒲᔑ|| ⊣∷ᔑリℸ ̣ ⚍リℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒲᒷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᒲ╎リᒷ ⍑ᒷᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ↸ᒷᓭ╎∷ᒷᓭ ᒲ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣. ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒷ ⚍リℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒲᒷ, ⋮ᒷꖎꖎ╎ᒷ, ╎ ∴ᒷꖎᓵ𝙹ᒲᒷ ��� ̣ ⍑ᒷᒷ!”

A low rumbling began to spread through the ground, like an earthquake, and the many potion bottles and hanging herbs began to rattle and shake as the temperature in the room dropped by several degrees. The candles in the circle blew out simultaneously, plunging the room into darkness, and Scar scrambled to cast a light, fingers slipping as he tried to cast in darkness.

The oxygen in the room was definitely being sucked away by something, the air was thinning and he was gasping like he’d just run the entire way to the town, despite having done nothing but stand. There was a deep growl coming from the middle of the living room, but he couldn’t tell if it was normal or not because he couldn’t see.

This whole summoning business was a lot scarier in the dark, he decided.

On his fourth attempted casting, he managed to create a small sphere of blue light hovering above his hand, and he breathed out a sigh of relief, only to turn and see just what exactly he had summoned.

It was a vast thing, taking up the entire span of his living room. It had too many limbs, and not enough, gripping onto his couches, his table, his bookshelves. It was darker than the air around it, absorbing the light, swallowing it up in its terrifying, impossible to understand bulk. There were eyes, eyes along its entire frame, piercingly green, staring into his soul, tearing away at his life force, it knows what he has done and it knows what he will do, it is all knowing and all powerful and–

“Oh my gosh, you are just so dang cute!” Scar clapped his hands together, nearly dousing his light on accident. “Oh, I picked the right demon, yes I did, yes I did! You are so cute, I love you so much!”

The creature seemed to shrink slightly, its limbs decreasing in value and its eyes becoming less piercing.

“I am so glad you’re here! I have a very important question for you, I’ve read this book from cover to cover, or at least, I almost have, I skipped some pages, but it says that you can sometimes act as a familiar, and boy have I been struggling to find a familiar, let me tell you!” Scar shook his head. “They just don’t seem to like me, not that there’s anything wrong with me! I’m a perfectly nice guy, they just can’t handle how awesome I am, right? Anyway, the important question. Do you want to be my familiar?”

The creature stared at him, though it wasn’t with the same intensity as before. It felt more…perplexed than anything else.

“If not, that’s okay, I’ll dismiss you and you can go back to frolicking in…where do you come from? The planes of hell?” Scar peered over at his book, trying to discern where exactly he’d summoned this demon from. “It doesn’t say, that’s weird. Well, wherever it is, I’m sure it’s–oh!”

The creature was gone from the living room, having disappeared when he looked down at the book. Or at least, he thought so, until he heard a soft meow coming from the middle of the summoning circle. When he looked down, he saw a cat, a gray tabby with a white belly, sitting in the direct center of the chalk circle. It looked up at him with the same bright green eyes that it had had when it was an eldritch being beyond knowing, though they weren’t quite as piercing or as intense as before.

“Oh, why hello there!” Scar crouched down, holding out his arms. “I didn’t think it was possible for you to get cuter! Look at you! Does this mean that you’ll be my familiar?”The cat meowed, trotting out of the circle to rub up against his legs and jump into his lap.

Scar immediately sat down, crossing his legs so that she would have a more comfortable position to lie in.

“I think I’ll take that as a yes!” He ran his hands along her fur, and it was softer than anything he’d felt before. “Oh, Jellie, we are going to be the best of friends, I just know it! You’re going to love being my familiar, I promise, and we’re going to have the best adventures, making potions, cursing evil villains, charming beautiful men and handsome women, oh, it’s going to be so much fun!”

Jellie curled up in his lap and yawned, and if her mouth had too many pointed teeth within it, well, that was no one’s business but hers.

#gladumf rambles #prompts #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar jellie #I love her #hermitblr #hermitcraft #trafficblr #my writing

[sanjoongie]

2~ J.WY: Corruption/Body Worship

♡Pairing: Jung Wooyoung x Reader (f) ♡Genre: non-idol au, dom/sub au ♡Word Count: 1392 ♡Warnings: bondage, f dom, m sub, teasing, begging, mouthy Wooyoung, fucked dumb Wooyoung, blowjob, deep throating, anal penetration (m receiving), prostate orgasm, praise kink ♡Rated: 18+ MDNI, smut with no plot ♡Masterlist~ | Previous Day~ Yunho | Next Day~ Yeosang ♡Dedication~ @mejuii​ @downtoamagicalland​ the unholy trinity beta crew

You hold a hand over your mouth, fingertips digging into your own cheekbones. You were trying real hard not to fill Wooyoung's head with all the compliments that wanted to spill from your mouth. You were standing at the end of Wooyoung's bed, who was currently spread eagle and tied into place. He had not a stitch of clothing on and it was a sight to behold. All that tan skin available for you to look at, and if you bothered to move your feet, to touch.

"Is everything…okay?" Wooyoung wonders, his voice wavering with uncertainty. Your silence actually made Wooyoung anxious. He rubbed his lips together. "Please say something."

"Fucking Jesus," You curse. 

You quickly clamour over the foot of the bed. Your hands touch Wooyoung's calves and his skin almost burns to the touch. Wooyoung hisses at the contact of your cold hands. You run your hands up his legs. Wooyoung clenches his thighs and draws breath through his teeth. You dance your fingers along his hip bones and avoid his dick at all cost. Wooyoung whimpers as you trace his abs with your fingertips. 

"Please touch it," Wooyoung whispers desperately.

"Now, Wooyoung," You scold him. "This is the first session. I can't just jump to the main course without eating an appetizer!" With your hand now flat, you slid it up between his pecs and then your fingers are running along his collarbones.

"I want you so bad," Wooyoung whines. He pulls his arms at his bindings, causing the veins there to pop out even more than normally so. 

"What do you want, Woo?" You say gently into his ear and then blew some air on his neck. 

"Want your mouth on me," Wooyoung says through gritted teeth. 

Your hand is sliding down, pointing down now. Wooyoung knows, he knows you're not going to touch his weeping cock. The precum was already leaking out of him because he was so turned on by your gaze and your control. But he still pulls his muscles tight, hoping that you will shock him and wrap your fingers around his shaft.

You stop your hand mid-thigh and dig your nails into the sensitive skin there. Wooyoung whimpers at the pain/pleasure you're giving him. "And?"

Wooyoung swallows nervously. "There's an 'and'?"

You sigh audibly. "Wooyoung."

Wooyoung chuckles, short tongue lapping at his lower lip. "I know it. Just give me a second."

"Is all the blood leaving your brain?" You tease him, "Are you stupid already, Wooyoung?"

"Um, I want your mouth on me and…I would like…to enjoy…that thing we talked about… that I remember, just--" Wooyoung's eyebrows furrow cutely.

"Is this too much for you, Woo? Should I untie your feet and put your boxers back on?" You whisper into the skin of his neck and then lick one long strip there.

"No, no--" Wooyoung giggles timidly, "Don't put them back on. You'll never touch me if you put me back in those."

"You have three seconds, Jung Wooyoung," You snap. You slap his stomach, which he clenches swiftly to brace for impact. 

"I want your teeth on me? No, not that um, I want your hand as well? Nope, uhhhhhhhh, I want your fingers…yes, fingers, want them…" Wooyoung opens his eyes wide, as if they could help him guess what he had agreed to.

"Dang dang!" You imitate a buzzer going off.

"Don't," Wooyoung whines as you get on your knees and move towards the foot of the bed. "I know what it is. I want your mouth on me and a finger inside of me."

You halt your progress and turn around to look over your shoulder. "Was that so hard?"

"Please show me what it feels like to have your mouth on me. Please put a finger in me and make me come harder than my hand ever will." Wooyoung's eyes get shiny and his lower lip trembles. "Please. I'll be good. Please."

You crawl in the middle of Wooyoung's spread legs, having grabbed the lube you had placed at the foot of the bed. You make a show of covering your index finger with the lube and Wooyoung licks his lips in anticipation again. "Gonna be a good boy for me and take this finger first, Woo?"

Wooyoung spreads his legs wider, "I can be good for you."

You run your finger along his puckered hole and when Wooyoung moans, you press a finger in, if only knuckle deep. Wooyoung begins to pant loudly and you smile to yourself. You press a kiss to his thigh and trail them all the way to the tip of his cock. You kiss his sensitive tip and Wooyoung moans louder. "Ready for my mouth? Then I'm going to work my finger into you, okay?"

The bed groans as Wooyoung pulls at his leg bindings, hips moving upward to seek out more from your mouth. "Want your mouth around me. Wanna feel how good your mouth could be for me. Want your fingers to be in me. I want it so bad. I wanna know how it feels to feel stuffed and encompassed for the first time."

Your other hand holds Wooyoung's cock to attention and then you take him in your mouth. Wooyoung's cries go silent, his mouth open wide with no holding back. "Hhnnngggggg, your mouth is so hot, so hot and so wet."

You bob up and down on his length, hollowing your cheeks and circling the head of his cock with your tongue before taking him back in your mouth. That's when you sink your finger in one more knuckle deeper and Wooyoung chokes on his saliva. You pop off Wooyoung, licking his tip like it's an ice cream cone. "Just a little bit more, Woo. I gotta find your prostate, okay? You can take more, right?"

Wooyoung's chest is heaving and sweat is dotting his hairline. His lips are red from biting on them and wet with his saliva from licking them. "I can take it. I can take it all. Give it to me. I want to feel it all."

You take Wooyoung back into your mouth and take him full hilt into your mouth. He hits the back of your throat and your swallow like crazy, trying to keep a hold on your gag reflex. Wooyoung is straining to not buck into your mouth, aware that he could cut off your air flow, but feeling your throat muscles flutter has him going wild. The same time you finish pushing your finger inside of him and Wooyoung's mouth starts going again. It's the only way he can let out his energy without thrashing in his bindings.

"So good, so good, don't move don't move, just hold, wait, I feel so stuffed, so good, your throat is--oh my god, you're so good to me, this is fucking--fuck wait!"

You bob up and down on his length to distract him from the finger fully inside of him and Wooyoung moans so pretty for you. He does begin to buck up into your mouth, hitting the side of your cheek and shivers when your teeth grave his length. "Oh God. I'm gonna come, you have to stop--fuck, this is embarrassing, wait!"

You pull off of Wooyoung with another small smile pulling at your lips. You start to move your finger in and out of Wooyoung and he spreads his legs wider. You manage to find his prostate and he bites down on his lower lip something hard. He whines in the back of his throat and you find yourself enjoying the fuck out of his noises. 

"Fuck me with your finger," Wooyoung moans and you feel your lower half tighten at his words. 

Wooyoung's thighs are shaking and you barely get your mouth back over his dick before he shoots into your mouth and you swallow it all. It's a bit bitter but the most important part is the look of pure pain that covers Wooyoung's features, which means he's coming hard. "I can't--that was--oh my god--oh--fuck--that was--so good!" Wooyoung is swallowing between every syllable but he's not managing to acquire any moisture there. 

"You did so good, Woo," You praise him, "You came untouched by me, you did so good!"

Wooyoung's eyes are closed, as if his orgasm drained him of all his energy. "Don't," He whines.

Masterlist~ | Previous Day~ Yunho | Next Day~ Yeosang

#sanjoongie's kinktober #kvanity #ateez smut #jung wooyoung smut #atz smut #ღatz #topaz's work

[mxnsons-chick]

Eddie Munson - Picnic 

Summary - You’re on a date with your boyfriend Eddie Munson at the park.

warnings - smut, short public content, spanking, rough sex, daddy kink, Dom!Eddie, slapping, unprotected sex

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‘We can set up here, okay?’ Eddie nods in agreement. You place the blanket down on the ground and Eddie places the basket on top. You were wearing a short white dress that was low cut, making your breast sit perfectly. Eddie is wearing a black button-up shirt, that's tucked into his black skinny jeans. He had the first few buttons undone, revealing his chest. You thought it was so sexy. Your eyes were wandering all over him. 

You and Eddie started munching on your food and making small talk. His hair slightly blew in the wind. He looks at you and smiles and leans into your ear, 'You look so beautiful right now, baby.' He kisses your cheek before leaning back. You feel your face heat up and you squeeze your thighs together. Eddie looks you up and down and he feels his pants tighten when his eyes fall onto your breast. You see him readjust and you lean in to kiss him. When you lean forward your breast hang lower and it makes Eddie go crazy. When you kiss him it was slow but passionate. You guys were in a secluded area away from the few old people who were in the park.

He looks around before taking your clothed breast in his palms. A quiet moan slips out from your mouth and Eddie feels like his pants are gonna rip. You see the huge erection building up in his tight pants and you reach for it and you form a solid grip around his cock. He lets out a groan.

You crawled on top of Eddie, and he laid down on the blanket. His hands reached under your dress. His hands grip your ass and he gives you a slap and you let out a moan and you bury your face into his neck. 'Eddie, can I please you? Please, let me.' He nods and he gets a big shit-eating grin on his face.

You slide down his body and then grab the extra blanket from the basket and put it over his crotch. You give him a seductive smile and you kiss him. His hands grab yours and move them onto his crotch and he sits up on his elbows. Leaning down to his ear you whisper 'Did you really think it would be that easy, ...daddy?' You sit up and put your hands on your hips. He looks up at you with anger, ' You. Fucking. Slut. Grab your shit, get in the car right now.' You scramble to grab everything and rush to the car, Eddie follows you with so much hunger and anger.

The drive home was silent.

When you finally reach home he gets out of the car and walks over to the passenger side and pulls you out of the car. 'You are a true whore, I hope you know that.' You smile at him and jump into his arms. You push the door shut before attacking his neck as he walks you guys into the house. You reach upstairs and he throws you on the bed. 'You played me so hard, and now I'm upset. You're gonna listen to what I have to say, or I'll do you like you did me.' You nod quickly and wait for orders. 'Strip.' He says to you in a strong, demanding tone. You take off your dress leaving you in your white matching bra and pantie set. Eddie released a deep growl. 'Good girl.' You sat on the bed and acted like what he was saying wasn't affecting you. Eddie gave you a deep grin, and he climbs on top of you. His necklace danging in your face. He kisses down your neck avoiding your sweet spot. Eddie was about to absolutely lose his shit from you. He could feel you squirming under you and he eventually sucked and left a mark on your sweet spot. You let out a loud moan, and he slapped you. 'Shut up.'

He lifts off you and undresses till he was naked. You gasped when his cock flung up past the waistband. He approaches you and pulls your panties aside. He looks in your eyes for consent and you nod. His hand shoots to your neck while his other hand reaches his dick. You feel the shaft and Eddie slams his cock into you making you hold back a moan. You were afraid. 'You can speak now, slut.' A huge sigh slipped out. A moaning mess fills the room. His grip tightening on your neck makes you beg for air. 'I can't hold back anymore, Eddie.' He kisses you right after, 'I can't either baby.'

You feel the tension snap in your stomach and your head goes back making you let out a guttural moan. This pushes Eddie over the edge and he releases inside of you and he falls on the bed next to you. You lean up to kiss him on the lips 'Thanks for that, baby.'

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A/N - this is kinda rushed but I'm trying to cope with the finale of stranger things for this season.

#joe quinn #starnger things #stranger things smut #eddie munson #eddie munson smut

[purpledisastertwin900]

OKAY LISTEN

One thing I absolutely hate ab the TMNT fandom is that everybody draws/writes the Bayverse kids as super sexy, sexual, explicit, and adult. Son.

They are 15.

They are idiots.

But are there like, ANY crack/fluff fics ab them! NO! It’s all hardcore explicit and disgusting!! Guys!

They’re idiots not sexual!

And I have PROOF!

Times they were ✨so dumb✨ in the first movie:

2 minutes in, Raph uses his “Batman Voice” on April.

Mikey has a really big crush on April. He says the most idiotic and out of pocket stuff to her the whole movie, such as: We’re teenagers-but we can still have ✨adult conversations✨ *eyebrow goes up, queue “suave” chuckle*

And then-“Guys I totally talked to a girl!” “Shut UP Mikey!”

On their wait home from the encounter with April they all got stuck in a tunnel opening together, with the 3 facing one way and Mikey facing the other way, he notices his advantage and farts on them on purpose=sibling culture personified

Sneaking back into the lair= a shushing fest “-YoU GoT SpIt In My EyE”

Splinter finds them, Donnie and Mikey try to come up with excuses: “Uhhh I forgot to soak my retainer!!” *tries to sneak away, gets shlapped* “I’m asleep! I’m sleepwalking rn! Mikey’s totally innocent-“ *gets shlapped*

Dang raph acc knitted like a whole blanket right then in the Hashi (is that how you spell it-)

*calling April for the first time* “It’s me! Donatello-remember me, turtle, four eyes-nvm” and at the end: “Come alone! Or you shall be punished-and and stuff”

Also Raph is wearing boots. Like straight up boots. Like puss in boots kind of boots. wHy dOeS hE GeT bOoTs

The whole Adrenalin scene BRO-“I feel like CLEANING!!” Leo besides Adrenalin wtf are you on

Donnie, entering the line of fire: “Oh my gosh they have GUNS” *voice goes up 6 SIX HECKIN OCTAVES* i cannot watch this without WHEEZING

Yall soon as they figured out they were bulletproof they immediately went directly into the line of fire to get shot at bc they thought it was awesome, like they grinned and did it on PURPOSE.

Raph, in the back of a semi careening down the mountain: “My shells cracked, j tape it up”

Donatello, also in truck: “Allow me to be the badass for once” -he then DOUBLE takes like ooohhh I just said that what-

*jumps out of semi*

Also Donatello, sliding down mountain in front of a car: “I’ve always wanted to try this” FLIPS A CAR-GIGGLES and SNORTS bc of it

Raph really said WOOOOHOOOO as he took out a car

*Slapping Leo to wake him up as they slide down the mountain bc hes unconscious*

Donnie yeets raph into an assault vehicle, Raph enjoys it and totals the vehicle

*Mikey mourns April and Verne as they have just careened over a cliff*

Raph, sliding by like on a sled but there’s no sled: They ain’t dead numb nuts!

Mikey: oh! Right on.

Elevator scene. Y’all know what I’m talking ab.

“Let’s play buck buck” and it works somehow bc ofc

Donnie: *succeeds* “Who wants Italian, I’m buyin-terimasu for everybody!!”

Mikey freaking blew up Verns car while trying to play music so he could sing to April

Mikey continues flirting with April and ALL three of his bros are so embarrassed and trying to get him to shut the f up

Mikey continues to sing horribly off key and with awful timing

Last line of the movie, as our heroes fade into the night: “SHUT UP Mikey!!!”

So yeah they’re silly guys.

So so dumb.

And honestly they’re so underrated, everybody hates the bay movies but like honestly it’s pretty funny and they’re fun movies to watch.

So yeah.

I love my silly guys.

#bayverse turtles #bayverse donnie #bayverse mikey #bayverse leo #bayverse raph #bay movies #honestly these guys are stupid #they’re all dum dums #I love them so much #why does Leo have like 2 funny lines in this movie tho

[hecalledme-jagi]

Hello there! Hope your day/afternoon/night has been good so far! Could I request the Rfa with a who is a short and cute-looking woman but when she talks for the first time, her voice is actually super deep and mature?

Aw, I hope you’re doing well too! Thank you for the request, this is one of the cutest ideas I’ve received, and I love you for requesting it! Sorry for the delay. I hope you enjoy ^^

I'm not 100% satisfied with Seven's, but I can't delay this any longer.

A Short MC With A Deep Voice

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Zen

- Zen has loved your voice from the moment he heard it, and he made sure you knew it.

- Talking on the phone with you was addictive because of that enchanting voice.

- It eased his troubles and blew away his fatigue.

- When he found out that the larger-than-life voice he came to love belonged to a cute little lady, he was blown away.

- He wasn’t expecting that chocolatey smooth voice coming out of such a tiny frame, and he absolutely loved it.

- He thinks it suits your personality, and he finds the difference between your appearance and voice to be the cutest thing.

- Your voice gives him goosebumps, it always has and it always will.

- You’ve also caught him holding his breath in awe of your voice a few times.

- For him, your voice is intoxicating and makes his heart pound, especially when you get flirty or when you first wake up in the morning because it becomes this slightly raspy Dionysian drug.

- He could listen to you endlessly, and if you can sing, you better believe he’s asking you to sing to him every chance he gets.

- Your voice is his weakness, like a siren to a sailor.

Jumin

- Your voice made a clear impression on Jumin the moment he heard it over the phone.

- The feminine yet mature sound gave him an idea of what type of person you were, and its pleasant sound made him wish he could talk with you more.

- (Don’t even get me started on how his heart skipped a few beats when you said his name for the first time)

- He found it a bit strange, in a lovely way, how your voice played on loop in his head for the rest of the day, which he had never experienced before.

- He found it even more bazaar that your voice could calm his nerves and ease his mind, giving him the energy to make it through the day.

- The richness of your voice reminded him of his favorite bottle of wine, and whenever he drinks it, he thinks of you.

- And he was pleasantly surprised by the fact that such a bold voice belonged to this adorably small woman when he met you.

- His new image of you was a kitten with the roar of a lion, and he was smitten.

- Your voice never fails to help him relax and soothe his messy mind.

Yoosung

- When he called you for the first time, he wasn’t expecting to hear such a mellow and resonate voice on the other side of his phone.

- It surprised him, but it's honestly the most attractive voice he’s ever heard, and he felt a little bashful just listening to it.

- He tried to imagine what you looked like based off your voice.

- Seven had said you were cute, but Yoosung figured that maybe he meant that you had a mature cuteness.

- When he met you at the party and saw that you were this short and sweet cutie, it didn’t come close to how he imagined you, but that didn’t change the fact that he thought you were everything and more.

- For Yoosung, something about your voice makes him feel secure, and the night he was injured by Unknown definitely has something to do with that.

- He had called you on his way to the hospital, and the overwhelming relief he felt when he heard your voice nearly made him cry.

- Hearing your voice assures him that everything will be okay.

Seven

- Seven was the first one to see you before hearing your voice, and he thought you were adorable from the get-go, but when he heard your voice, dang, you sent him through a loop.

- At first, he thought you were just good at doing a deep voice, but the second he realized it was your actual voice, he was two parts nervous and two parts excited.

- He was charmed and ready to cause some chaotic mischief.

- After you guys started dating, you better believe he’s having you help him with prank calls.

- You guys have such great vocal range that together, you are unstoppable.

- Aside from the mischief, he simply loves listening to you talk.

- He especially loves that when you two are alone, you quiet down, and your gentleness takes front and center stage through your voice.

- The way your voice becomes a sweet whisper filled with the purest affection undoubtedly makes him feel loved, and the depth of its tone never ceases to warm him.

˚✧₊⁎𝒥𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑎⁎⁺˳✧༚

I do not own any characters, all ownership goes to Cheritz. Thanks for reading!

#my writing #fiction #mystic messenger #fluff #hyun ryu #reader insert #zen mystic messenger #zen x mc #zen x reader #jumin mystic messenger #jumin x mc #jumin x reader #jumin han #yoosung kim #yoosung x mc #mystic messenger yoosung #yoosung x reader #yoosung fluff #jumin fluff #zen fluff #seven x reader #seven x mc #seven mystic messenger #saeyoung choi #saeyoung headcanons #mystic messenger saeyoung #mystic messenger headcanons #request #anon response #anon <3

[otakween]

Digimon Hurricane Touchdown / Transcendent Evolution! The Golden Digimentals (2000)

This was weird...I didn't really like it. It was pretty at least?? Okay pretty might be an understatement, some scenes were aesthetic af. It was just the writing, pacing and inconsistencies in the animation that tanked it for me. I got so bored that I took an hour break 30 minutes in lol. I thought I'd be mad that they cut these movies (OVAs?) up for an American release, but now I'm thinking that might have been the right move...

Digimon introduced: Gummymon, Chocomon, Terriermon, Lopmon, Antylamon, Wendigomon, Gargomon, Kerpymon, Seraphimon, Magnadramon, Rapidmon,

Notes:

-Dang those titles are long! I wonder why Digimon has this weird history of having movies that aren't really movies. I read on some wiki that the Ojamajo Doremi movie was sandwiched in between the two parts which is...a choice (kinda reminds me of the Angela Anaconda thing lol).

-I liked Wallace's design, voice and concept (even though he couldn't pronounce his own name lol), but I didn't really like him being so aggressively flirty with the girls? Felt awkward and forced. Also, Western stereotypes strike again!

-How could Wallace possibly not know about the digital world by now?

-The concept of twin digimon is really cool and Terriermon and Chocomon are adorable. I liked Terriermon's voice a lot. I thought he might be voiced by a young child, but I guess his VA was in her 20s...

-I'm kinda confused about who worked on this. There were times when it seemed like there was an attempt to mimic Mamoru Hosoda's style but then it would switch to a style with really heavy line-art that was like almost the opposite style. Also, they would sometimes freeze frame randomly or use shots from the show which was jarring for a theatrical release.

(Look at this cursed Patamon with lips!)

-Some of the best shots in this were close-ups of things (a digivice, a mouse, an airplane, etc.) Like whoever did the background/object artwork really popped off.

-Mimi's star hair looked so good in this style! It looked awkward in the TV series but here they made the stars kind of holographic and dialed back the colors.

-Literally every new digimon introduced in this was great, but I feel they kinda blew the Seraphimon and Magnadramon introduction. They appeared for like two seconds and didn't do much. If you're going to introduce digivolutions that epic, they should probably take the final blow in my opinion (in other words, they should have just been introduced some other time).

-A Wendigo reference!? In MY Japanese cartoons?? I guess they did their North America research...His design is pretty wild, but I like it.

-Not a whole lot of explaining going on this movie. Chocomon "disappeared one day" and then reappears as Wendigomon and is all confused. Where did he go? Why did they treat all of Chocomon's digivolutions as some kind of disease? Usually when digimon digivolve they call them by their new names, but they never used anything but Chocomon. Were the "bad digivolutions" kind of like Skullgreymon?

-Terriermon's ears are spectacular. I love that they drag on the ground and that they puff up when he flies. A+ mon design.

-I kinda wanted to laugh when Wallace was like "there are digimon in Japan!?" But then I remember "digimon" is a portmanteau of two English words so there's that. Why do his digimon mostly speak in Japanese? For convenience I guess, but it's confusing...

-Seeing Hikari and Takeru ride Amtrak was a hoot. Also, I think this is my first time hearing Denver mentioned in an anime (my friend used to live there lol).

-Why did this billboard look so weird?

(It looks like an animation/editing mistake?)

-The whole "random American movie character" thing reminded me of Melissa from the first My Hero Academia movie. I feel like anime has the tendency to go abroad when they want things to feel special.

-Kinda funny how the dub censors guns but then there are characters like Gargomon who literally has funs for hands. Good luck with that!

-Everyone's baby versions were adorable. I especially liked Daisuke's lack of teeth :)

-Did they break a rule at the end there with Chocomon's digiegg reappearing in the real world? Probably.

Yeah this plot was just...weird. And then there there were a bunch of drawn out scenes with no soundtrack and kinda creepy vibes. It just felt like they didn't know what they wanted to do with this one. Nice to look at, but left me kinda hollow.

#digimon adventure 02 #digimon #movies #film #anime #Digimon Hurricane Touchdown #The Golden Digimentals

[penname-artist]

“Screech”

Halloween WoC drabble, rated M for mildly spoopy (in a classic ‘scary movie’ way ;P). Dusty & Ripslinger.

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"Have you seen Rip?"

Skipper shrugged, already half asleep as his old man meds kicked in. "Heckiff I know."

Dusty sighed, his wings slumping over his frame as he blew through his mouth. The one time he was actually looking for him, the Mustang was nowhere to be found.

He rolled back to his own hangar, hoping he would be sleeping in there. He tended to when he was lazy. Which...was pretty much always. It was foolproof, he had to be there. It’s not like he had anywhere else he enjoyed being.

He nosed open the doors to his residence, admiring the tacky Halloween decorations he’d hung up on them, and peered inside. No Ripslinger.

“Dang it!” He mumbled, “Where could he be?”

He rolled in the rest of the way, flicking on the lights and settling in front of the window, with those little sticky window things of a ghost and a spider. Though he was an avid horror fan - at least, after Chug dragged him into it - he still liked to keep things family friendly. “It’s for the kids” he would always say. “What kids?” Skipper would always retaliate.

As he sat back on his wheels admiring the night sky, the radio flickered beside him. Someone calling, at this hour? He rolled a wheel over the receiver,

“Hello?”

“Hello,” came a smooth, masculine voice. He didn’t recognize it.

“Who is this?” Dusty asked, a little skeptical.

“I don’t know, who is this?”

Dusty rolled his eyes, seeing through the façade, “I’m pretty sure you know.”

“Oh do I?”

“Obviously, or else you wouldn’t know how to contact me.”

"Hmm...you're the famous Dusty Crophopper." The stranger admitted.

"This is he," Dusty answered, "but you still didn't answer my question; who are you?"

"A fan of yours," came the strangers reply, slinking around an exact name, "with a question...Do you like scary movies?"

Something cold prickled against Dusty's back, and his wing flaps seemed to stiffen. His eyebrows furrowed a little as he hesitated to continue.

"Yeah, I do. Why?"

"What's your favorite scary movie?"

Dusty glanced behind him at the door. The room was too dimly lit for his liking suddenly, and he moved to the side to get the light.

No power.

"Uhh...can I answer in full in my next Q and A?" He asked, anxious to get off the call and out of the building. There's a short pause and the fleck of static from the other end, before the stranger softly rasped,

"What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost."

Dusty tensed on the spot. Could he see him from here!?

"I-I need to go!" Dusty said, rolling over the plate again and closing their conversation. Just as he was nudging the doors open again to slip out into the light of the street lamps, something big and heavy launched itself at him.

"AAAHH!"

Dusty tried to scramble away, but he was pinned under the being. He would have turned around enough to get a good hard bite in him, had he not caught the sound of uncontrollable laughing above him. Snorting, even. And then he realized who was sitting on top of him.

"RIP! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Ripslinger slid back off of him, breaking into a fit of giggles. But he tried to make his response sound like the guy over the phone, despite his mad chuckling.

"Is it- is it..is it Scream, by chance? Is that your favorite SCARY movie?"

"You know I don't like being spooked!" Dusty huffed. Ripslinger shook his head like it would help him stop laughing.

"Nah man, you don't like it because you're so easy to get. You fall for it every time!"

Dusty puffed his cheeks into bubbles, trying to hide the pink sheen on them. "Just for that, I'm not sharing my Halloween candy with you!"

"Okay okay, that's fair," Ripslinger said, having finally calmed himself down, "man, that was so worth it..."

#disney planes #disneyplanes #dusty crophopper #ripslinger #dusty x ripslinger #not a ship but made with the ship in mind? #skipper riley #halloween drabble #WoCtober

[noddynods]

I just had a great idea

I don't know if this counts as an au but it is at least a story idea

At the end of spm, Blumiere , Timpani, and Dimentio dissapear, and characters say they hope/feel Blumiere and Timpani are still alive somewhere, happy together

I'm pretty sure everyone assumes Dimentio died in the super dimentio explosion though

Thing is, Luigi survived

So why wouldn't Dimentio have survived too? (because he blew up but many characters in this game have blown up and survived (sorta) okay)

Now let's assume all three are alive in the same somewhere, due to the creation of the purity heart, and the destruction of the chaos heart

Due to the destruction of the chaos heart which he was in possession of and fused with, it's very likely that dimentio would be very badly hurt, not dead, but maybe on the brink of death

Blumiere sees him like this, and despite what he has done, wants to save him

Blumiere being a descendant of the ancients, even if from a different tribe, probably has some of their magic, right?

He could, theoretically turn Dimentio into a PixL to keep him alive, right?

And yeah, that's what I would call the PixL Dimentio Au , which I can't even be sure that it can actually happen canonically, but I don't care, i will have my dang found family dynamic okay

(I will design PixL Dimentio as soon as possible)

#dimentio #spm #blumiere #count bleck #timpani #spm tippi #PixL Dimentio Au #super paper mario

[detroitbecomeonline]

DBH MODDING (1) - HOW I MADE JUICY

Hi everyone :) I'm going to start a lil mod diary because I'm trying my best to learn how to do stuff with like, 0 prior understanding. I'm writing everything I find out because frankly, I can't find info like this elsewhere. I have to figure everything out myself. If you're like me, and have no experience or knowledge in manual modding what-so-ever, I hope this series of entries will help you! If anyone has any information or extra points, PLEASE say something lol. If I'm wrong, I'm begging you to correct me!!!

It's currently 30/12/2022 and for the last 3 days, I've been looking at modstuffs for Detroit: Become Human. I started with the browser model swapper and successfully located the game file it needs. For me, I downloaded DBH through Steam, so I go the HDD (where I keep my Steam stuff) > steamapps > common > Detroit Become Human > and the file will be in the list of BigFiles. HOWEVER I made a new folder just on my HDD called "Original BigFile_PC idx" and copied and pasted the original file into there so if anything breaks, I can just plug my original back in.

That's how I can get shots like this, because I swapped Connor's game model for North's:

I have been hanging out in a DBH modding server, and they're talking words my uneducated ass can hardly understand. But what I have picked up is this:

Mokit is like, movement capture? Like how Bryan explained that the little dots on his face capture the actors movement. And there are a bunch of cameras and stuff. idk here's a YouTube vid. So anyway these movements are saved in files and you can switch mokits with characters.

Pretty sure points on mokits are labelled or something, because in the model swapper, an elbow is an elbow, whether you're North or Sumo.

And so also in the model swapper, you can switch out these files. I have no idea how to do this manually. I haven't experimented with the mokit swaps yet anyway.

After that, I downloaded the Custom Texture Tool (also found in More Tools) and yesterday I cracked it open. Here's what it looks like upon opening:

I locate my game through HDD > steam > steamapps > common > Detroit Become Human. Then this all comes up on the left:

And I'm like dang. I have no idea what any of this does, but what's really cool is that I can see which files are attributed to which BigFile (which I previously couldn't open). Immediately I go for the catalogue, because SURELY that's where the textures live. It looks like this when I open up the Catalogue tab.

I chilled out and browsed the files for a bit before searching for Connor. I really liked how these files are named just because of story structure and specific scenes. It makes so much sense, thank you CONNOR_INTO2.

So rn I can't view a lot of files and I didn't quite understand why, but after a quick Google, it's because you need a specific program to grab em. But anyway, you see that black-red-green-blue square in the third row fifth column in the screenshot? I was like oh man. I know what THIS is for. I export the DDS file (I save the image) and it opens up in PAINT DOT NET. so im like ok ok i'll do it. I gotta.

Using Common Sense, I swatch the red and the green and I keep the text in the parameters of where the old text was so that it goes on Connor's uniform in the right spot. I have no idea what the red and green colours mean. After that, I save it as a separate file in another folder on my HDD. Here is a comparison of the before and after:

I don't know why they have to be upside down, but yep. + Sorry, it's unfortunate I can't upload the Juicy texture to this post. Must be to do with the DDS file format or whatever.

Anyway, this was the result:

crying

So I'm like okay, I understand this a little. I want to colour other stuff. After a whole bunch of dicking around with files (and I will not document my painful process), I watch a video on texture maps. My mind BLEW because:

I could identify the normal maps (purple ones).

I understand now that roughness maps will be the maps that make uniform textures shine or not. (I don't know which ones are roughness maps yet).

A few more things:

This is Connor's uniform jacket and this is his belt, but they're completely different texture maps. I have no idea what the red and green mean. Maybe it's to communicate to the roughness maps what to apply? (Shiny belt buckle vs leather strap.) And for Connor's jacket, here is where I can change the colour and look, but it won't change the fabric texture and actual shape. Anyway, so I'm going to download a 3D model program to see if that gives me a better understanding of things.

I'll update you soon!

~ Trinity

#dbh #dbh mods #detroit become human #becomeonlinemodgallery #bomoddiary #mymoddiary #mine

[krysmcscience]

Followers, feel free to ignore this, it's not art or writing or even really anything interesting.

If you clicked in, anyway, it is also not aimed at any of my IRL friends or followers (unless one of my followers is not who they claim to be, I guess?). Anyway, it's literally just venting bullshit. Feel free to click back out, there aren't even any details that could lead you back to anyone involved.

It's wild that I spent six months talking on and off with someone who turned out to believe that a few months of miscommunication and poorly set boundaries, followed by some arguments and disagreements about it, all interspersed with private IRL venting is a reason to blow up several friendships and go on a warpath. Like. Bruh. Sometimes people tell white lies to be polite. Sometimes people change their minds about stuff with new information. Sometimes people learn new things about what upsets them. And sometimes people vent in private about things that bother them about someone else (friends included). That doesn't mean they're actively plotting to do harm, or two-faced, or back-stabbing, or the worst thing ever in existence. This is. Literally just how humans socialize??? In reality??? Sometimes you just accidentally hurt one another, accept that mistakes were made, and make up afterward so you don't wind up abysmally lonely!

Loved looking through all their "receipts" of all the "wrong" that was done and being like, dang, most of this just looks like standard boring clashes between friends that could easily be mitigated with healthy communication, actually??? Along with a bunch of words exchanged by two people who blew up on each other and now clearly don't want to talk anymore??? And yet they've posited it like it's some huge "gotcha", with scribbled commentary mixed in on the side, as if their ex friend is a True Monster rather than a normal person who makes mistakes. JFC, it's just demented. (And, in standard form, it's all cherrypicked! No real context aside from their own narrative and warped perception! And no admissions of their own wrongdoing! They even lied about not being into NC/SA despite drawing so much horny shit for it! I mean, I knew it would pan out this way, but good gravy, the lack of awareness there??? Unreal.)

Also apparently they don't realize that constructive conversations about some things they have grievances with can and do happen without them being or needing to be told about it, either, because all of the actual wrongs they had receipts for were genuine mistakes or newly realized hard boundaries that have either already been addressed or are being addressed IRL. Although, them posting those actual wrongs definitely violated a very hard boundary set in place by another person on the sidelines who didn't even want to be involved, so, hmm, that's fun.

Very telling in the end that they couldn't respect all the blocks put in place. But of course, it's only okay if they trample on boundaries. Clearly only their boundaries and desperate need for validation and attention matter. Also very telling that they tried to air all their shit out publicly despite everyone else involved staying almost completely silent about it and otherwise keeping it fully anonymous. But of course, it's only okay if they disrespect other people. Clearly that makes it okay to drag in unrelated parties who never asked or cared to be involved and just wanted to have some nice relaxing internet time. Also very telling that they ignored the very simple fact that they and I were mutuals (up until literally three days ago), and thus their shittalking kept winding up on my dashboard, which I initially tolerated (until they got usernames and then me involved) because people are allowed to be hurt and vent about it even if I disagree with their takes on what happened. But of course, they're not ever allowed to be wrong. Clearly I must be a weird creepy lurker, instead, who never does any self reflection despite having actual diagnosed social anxiety that forces me to question my every last action.

If the person in question happens to be reading, follow your own fucking advice, quit Actually Lurking, and get help. Proper help, because if you're seeing a therapist already, clearly they can't cotton on to how you go to extreme lengths to avoid revealing anything that might reflect negatively on you, which explains why your cherrypicked receipts still have none of the hateful screaming of yours that I personally read, or any of the really callous things you wrote in your tags after the fact. I'm willing to bet you're over there patting yourself on the back thinking your target stepped in it by deleting those comments, too, because that's just how you are, but here's a reality check: You took it too far. You put up your private conversations with their spouse for anyone to see, despite that you definitely did not have permission to do that from said spouse, Your Actual Friend, who would NOT want that shit online under ANY circumstances. I don't even need to ask to be sure about that, either. And you should know exactly why what you chose to do is a problem.

Oh, and here's another fun reality check: If you can't figure out the bare basics of even the simplest character (and you can't, this has been established, I literally had to spell out an obvious homophobic dog whistle for you), what makes you think you're qualified to assess and diagnose an actual living person who is infinitely more complicated than a fictional character? Because if you actually think you are, you are quite literally delusional. You are not living in the same reality as everyone else. You know all of the words, yet none of their substance.

Now go away. I made it very clear that you are not welcome anywhere in my life the moment I blocked you. You've willfully spat in the face of my honest attempts to help you, and successfully burned all bridges with me, so I want nothing more to do with you. Look upon your scorched earth and enjoy the smoke you've gained from it.

#prolly gonna delete this sucker later cuz i am looking forward to never thinking about this person ever again #fukken drama man can people just leave each other alone??? #like the blocks happened for a reason dude #you came and searched US out with clear premeditated effort #cuz like i said - yall aint subtle #also: THIS is how you vague post #no names - no widely used tags (IYKYK) - under a readmore #NOTHING TRACEABLE - FULL STOP #really ain't hard to do but some folks highkey desperate for other people to see and wonder and maybe get involved #btw maybe iykyk doesn't know what cherrypicking is but it is LITERALLY REMOVING BITS OF A CONVERSATION FROM THE CONTEXT OF SAID CONVERSATION #IT IS SOUND BYTES IN TEXT FORM #final fun fact for iykyk: trying to manipulate everyone into hating a single person who upset you is a real fukken shitty thing to do #tldr geeeeeeeet fuuuuuuuuuucked